35 Sarcastically Honest Slogans That Reveal The True Nature of Famous Brands, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group
Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors.
They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.
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Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?
Now with 43 spare lids, you can't find the matching containers for!
Seaworld: You'll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.
gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy
BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.
Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.
Dove bar soap: because you'd never buy soap called pigeon
Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere
TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird
Facebook: your privacy is our business
Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t
So true. The merchandise on Amazon has definitely gone to s**t
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I like to think my years of being a Prime member helped Captain Kirk ride that space penis!
See, you all keep saying this stuff and then continue to buy from Amazon when it suits you. You can't say you don't,
Tried to avoid Amazon and bought from a German marketplace also it was more expensive - got big problems with the paying formalities and had to pay additional fees and needed three attempts till payment was successful. Now I'm back with Amazon, sry.
This slogan seems to be working fantastically! I've been hearing some version of it for the last couple of years and his wealth keeps increasing. I can only assume that the slogan is so effective that people can't help but hand their money over to him. There's a similar slogan around Walmart in the post Sam Walton years and they're still doing fantastic as well. I need to find a way to get people pissed at me so they'll just give me their money while bitching about it. I'll have to come up with a new and better slogan though.
You would think that with a s**t ton of money you could make a better quality of life for the employees instead of becoming a spaceman.
Bezos has donated 10 billion dollars to charity for climate control and has donated 178 million dollars to 16 climate change groups. nearly all the people reading these have bought high quality products from Amazon.
I go out of my way to avoid the aforementioned example of everything that is wrong in capitalism.
Amazon : you could have saved this small business, blame yourself, not us.
Actually, I know a guy that works at Amazon and it has helped him and his family a lot. And the treat him well.
And does the bald guy realise he won't be able to take his billions to his grave?
YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!
Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?"
Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would
Taco Bell. You're stoned, we're stoned, so lets eat.
Taco Bell: you’ll end up with an empty colon and deep regret, but you’ll come back again
La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's"
I came up with this back in the 70s while in Jr. High School - got quite a few laughs LOL - it's still funny!
UPS: We know your you're probably home but ain't nobody got time for that!
USPS: We're too lazy to actually deliver your package, so here's an orange slip so you can drive to the post office and pick it up.
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.
its a stressful job of people getting things delivered to a business but only having their name and the address onthe box; when it should say the business name so you can track it down easier. i worked for loomis for 6 months and everyone f***s up at their end but you get the s**t
RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test
Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world
Disney World, the world's most advanced tourist trap. "Oh, look, the line's not that long". 3 hours of winding through a maze later.... Also, why would anyone visit Disney World during a Florida summer? 90 degrees and 200% humidity. Although, I actually enjoyed Epcot when I visited it back in the 20th century.
McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come.
EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems
Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…
EA: Go get your parents credit card
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A good Brie, Munster, Roquefort, with a nice red wine, Merlot for me... awesome.
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Twitter gang up and mentally terrorize a celebrity with other random people.
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The Chive: content lifted directly from BP and others, but with plastic ta tas and angry conservative white guys added
Demilked does the same thing. If you go to their website right now, you’ll see every article is from BP.
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Pinterest tell your life story to someone who just wants your cookie recipe.
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Social Media: Either you suck at real-life interactions, or you're an iNfLuEnCeR
Etsy: You want to buy a 50ft tall model of a poop? No? Well Tom is selling some, here's a recommendation!
A good Brie, Munster, Roquefort, with a nice red wine, Merlot for me... awesome.
Load More Replies... Twitter gang up and mentally terrorize a celebrity with other random people.
Load More Replies... The Chive: content lifted directly from BP and others, but with plastic ta tas and angry conservative white guys added
Demilked does the same thing. If you go to their website right now, you’ll see every article is from BP.
Load More Replies... Pinterest tell your life story to someone who just wants your cookie recipe.
Load More Replies... Social Media: Either you suck at real-life interactions, or you're an iNfLuEnCeR
Etsy: You want to buy a 50ft tall model of a poop? No? Well Tom is selling some, here's a recommendation!
