People Are Sharing What Famous Brands&#8217; Slogans Should Be If They Were Honest (35 Pics)

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Or Firefox - I have no idea why but Chrome and Chromium-based browsers like Brave lag like crazy on my laptop, Firefox and Waterfox don't.

13points

Scagsy 4 years ago

And the amount of RAM that Chrome chews up is just frightening.

3points

Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago

Or Firefox 🔥🦊

9points

uber mensch 4 years ago

A collection of security holes, held together with a crappy browser.

2points

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

#Relatable

0points

szatan667 4 years ago

so lame....... this was funny what 20 yrs ago?

0points

NWB 4 years ago

hahahahahaha! my new PC keeps trying to lure me to use it....NO! stop begging!

0points

Rhys Williams 4 years ago

Love when you try to change the default browser. “Have you tried Edge, it’s good honest” 😂😂

0points

Tim Haight 4 years ago

When I setup a system. I keep the installers for Chrome and Firefox on a portable hard drive so IE is totally useless to me.

0points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Yeah, Agreed, but Microsoft's new Chromium based browser is quite good. Its basically Chrome without Google.

0points

NotANameReally said the idea to ask this question wasn't that spotaneous. "[I thought of it] sitting down, trying to come up with something to post that would make people think, enjoy reading, and replying to," the Reddit user told Bored Panda.

According to them, the discussion that followed was a really pleasant one. "Every reply seemed very relatable to everyone, including me. My favorites were all the funny Comcast comments and the Taco Bell comment by Ferrrociousb. It said, "Taco Bell: you can make 32 different things with those 5 ingredients, why mess with perfection?"

#2

IKEA

Final score:

240points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

And the lingonberry juice

50points

Sam 4 years ago

OH MY GOD SO IT'S NOT JUST ME

3points

cookie panda 4 years ago

... (dang now I want some)

3points

Pezor Zass 4 years ago

i have a longstanding fantasy of sneaking around the Ikea food area putting a big K in front of all the lingonberry things.

1point

danielw 4 years ago

lingonberry jam, too

0points

Ria Ancheta-Adrias 4 years ago

Ikea: Testing marriages since 1943.

7points

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Hot dog. I like hot dog there

6points

Bart Schatteman 4 years ago

Mikea-Tyso...f1ead1.jpg

6points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

I have a friend who goes on dates with her hubby to IKEA b/c of the "adventure". ....... I am now terrified of IKEA stores.

3points

Narwhal Blast 4 years ago

Am I the only one that doesn't like their meatballs?

2points

Debra Anderson 4 years ago

Daim - yum! I once got lost in an IKEA in Germany. Could not read anything or speak German. I had to look for the arrows to get out. Took me about 45 minutes or so. He stayed with the car with the luggage in the parking lot, & was getting worried. I did not buy the Daim bars. To be fair, we were not vacationing in Germany - just passing through in the rental car.

1point

Eric Posine 4 years ago

SCP-3008

1point

Madison Dale (Madi) 2 years ago

Scp 3008

0points

leia's emotional cupcake 4 years ago

yuuusssssss.

0points

#3

Friskies

Final score:

228points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

I upvoted for the picture

77points

Dagnirath 4 years ago

All hail Tardar Sause, the once and future queen of the internet!

9points

Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)

I love and miss grumpy cat

4points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

i upvoted because you upvoted for the picture

3points

Mourlie 4 years ago

42 flavors that are low quality garbage and that's why your cat won't eat it, but you're too much of a cheapskate to buy proper food.

2points

Priscilla Reshell 4 years ago (edited)

Aww grumpy i miss tht cat :(

1point

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Rip grumpy cat

1point

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

Every cat food brand is: your cat won't eat any of this but buy it anyways in futile hope.

1point

Strawberry Hellcat 4 years ago

Unless your cat is LuLu from YouTube's Kittisaurus. He eats EVERYTHING, even Durian.

0points

dragons and MARVEL 4 years ago

My cat's are lucky to get facy feast,the store was once out and we tried something different and they wouldn't eat! For dry food we feed them Purina one

0points

Lena Hill 4 years ago

RIP Grumpy Cat 😔

0points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

My boys like some of them. But Friskies is not the healthiest option for cats.

0points

LILAH NICHOLAS 4 years ago

my cat ate a bowl of friskies and then barfed on the floor

0points

Communications and Outreach Team Leader at Creatopy, Diana Bolboaca, likes to think of a brand like a person. So if its logo is like its face, a slogan is like its voice. It either catches your attention and speaks to you or you can't really understand what it is blabbering about.

"You know how important first impressions are," Bolboaca wrote. "[But] not all big brands have catchy slogans, though, while some of them create a new one for each major campaign. So no, having a catchy tagline or slogan is not the cornerstone of success and ... you don’t need to hit the nail right on the head the first time."

#4

Facebook

Final score:

227points

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Malek Basata 4 years ago

or watch one video end up knowing the code for the Hiroshima bomb

29points

cookie panda 4 years ago

wikipedia: go there to check a single fact and realize three hours later that you now know the entire history of gamestop.

11points

Rob Dabank 4 years ago

Facebook - Noticeboard for the needy.

4points

Diemond Star 4 years ago

I never understood why people are so obsessed with FB.

1point

DancingPig 4 years ago

True

1point

Laura Silverstein 4 years ago

It facilitates and legitimizes stalking all at once

1point

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

SO TRUE THOUGH

0points

Debra Anderson 4 years ago

So true! Great way to serve adverse parties!

0points

#5

Trojan

Final score:

223points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Kids are priceless

25points

Computernaut 4 years ago

In both senses of the word.

14points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

Are they though?

10points

Alla Rez 4 years ago

That's true:you will spent on them as much money as you have

5points

Alla Rez 4 years ago

That's true: you will spent on them as much money, as toy have

2points

wyatt hollingsworth 4 years ago

not really no, but they are cheaper by the dozen, an $250 per child

1point

森高マテウシュ 4 years ago

more like worthless

0points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

And I imagine less costly than STDS.

4points

szatan667 4 years ago

fuking bastards

0points

Prideless 4 years ago

T-took me a minute to figure out what that was...

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

You're either too young or too catholic to be here, my friend ;-)

6points

"But having a catchy slogan up your sleeve is undoubtedly a great way to cut corners when approaching your audience, and a useful tool in your arsenal when it’s time to get creative," Bolboaca explained.

The creative said that slogans are meant to persuade and act as a shadow identity of a brand while promoting a specific product or service—a genuinely successful slogan is also a long-term commitment. A good slogan is memorable, positive, and sets its brand apart as well as highlights its benefits.

#6

Tesla

Final score:

222points

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Susan Green 4 years ago (edited)

Ha! This is great! Nikola Tesla was a genius.

67points

Samantha Lomb 4 years ago

And deeply wierd, which is the one thing Musk has managed to copy

18points

J. F. 4 years ago

What is a stolen Tesla called? An Edison

13points

Steve mc 4 years ago

Excellent comment

2points

Scagsy 4 years ago

The eco-friendly alternative that you can charge from any coal-fired power station.

3points

TheReader19 4 years ago

But who stole all his papers?

2points

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

That would be an real honest slogan

1point

Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago

At least they’re trying. Points for still believing in scientific innovation and advancement.

0points

JosePP 4 years ago

Every time I just see one of the contraceptive coil things when I see the Tesla logo, not quite sure that's what they were going for...

0points

Slune 4 years ago

A nice gesture from Elon to pay tribute to Tesla

0points

Samantha Robinson 4 years ago

oh, snap! Is it possible to get second hand burn from an insult that hot?

0points

Computernaut 4 years ago

If only they were, maybe they wouldn't need to subsist on government incentives.

0points

#7

The Simpsons

Final score:

218points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

I'm totally convinced that God is watching the Simpsons and taking notes! :D

40points

Pezor Zass 4 years ago

i have no doubt god laughed their ass off when Homer called Jesus Jebus.

7points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

He co-writes the script ;o)

2points

TheRandomBorger 4 years ago

And Lisa got it right about Trump ruining everything

2points

Sum Guy 4 years ago

Or... if you throw 1000 balls, one or two will hit the target

11points

Computernaut 4 years ago

Never lived in the 90s, but that's probably true.

1point

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

kinda right though

0points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

lol

0points

Zsolt Bartus 4 years ago

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... 4 years ago

I think this is a bit deeper than that. Like things done in past decades will reflect to the future.

2points

From a consumer point of view, NotANameReally thinks slogans need to be honest to let us know what the business is about instead of being vague or straight up lying but being too open might bring hatred towards the company or a massive loss of consumers that they used to have before. So they need to be balanced.

#8

Twitter

Final score:

205points

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Malek Basata 4 years ago

or push someone to commit suicide because he is gay

12points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 4 years ago

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RoseTheMad 4 years ago

Twitter, where a woman can be completely "cancelled" and made to leave social media because of a joke made over a decade ago despite the fact she has become the most wholesome person I was ever subbed to, meanwhile twitter is also where a guy can sext and manipulate minors and be defended for it. (looking at Jenna Marbles (love her) and james charles (can go die in a fire pls) here)

7points

Moo Moo Futch 4 years ago

Agree. We cannot keep looking back on something from ten or fifteen years ago through the eyes of today. We are in a very different world from even three years ago. What was acceptable then is unacceptable now. Also if that person was young when they said something potentially racist or homophobic, you have to judge them on how they are now they have grown as a person. James Charles is a good example of how someone is using their position and influence in a negative way. Not only is he completely toxic as a person, it feels very much like he using being gay in 2021 as a license to make questionable choices. He won't be dragged for what he has done because so many feel like dragging someone who is openly gay could be deemed as being homophobic and that could come back on them down the line.

3points

Computernaut 4 years ago

Sounds about right. Twitter is a scary place.

2points

DarkLumiya 4 years ago

this is so accurate lmao

1point

Paul Aguilera 4 years ago (edited)

no one's career should be ruined for their personal opinions unless it's illegal activity. i can be racist in my mind but perfectly polite to every human on earth at the same time. (btw, i hate all humans equally, so don't mock equal opportunity racists)

0points

wyatt hollingsworth 4 years ago

"Cancel everything!"

0points

Confused Flamingo 4 years ago

I hate the thing going on with Twitter rt now...I am happy because when I see ignorant people i see good people calling out their bs and actually teaching em stuff too💀 but I hate the whole cancel culture...like wtf...the most annoying example i have seen yet is people constantly hating on camila cabello...like leave it alone you cannot decide what she gets to do....she reposted some bad stuff...and she apologized and she healed...if you don't wanna accept don't...stop bringing it up everywhere just to spread hate and then the same people defend lil Nas x who was islamophobic, fatphobic, insulted several woman and made remarks about their appearance etc and they defend him just cause Islam doesn't tolerate homosexuality....well neither does many other religions- that's clearly so sexist. 🙄

0points

Night Owl 4 years ago

Why I'm anonymous there

0points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

Bhardi’s Dad is right. Even if you said it years ago you should still be held accountable for it.

0points

Michael Sanders 4 years ago (edited)

They may have been taken to task by everyone they knew already and many they didn’t. They may have become benevolent souls and moved on like human people do. It is not your right on f’n Twitter to go after someone when you have no context or idea what that person has done since then. I guess knowing what is right your entire life is pretty safe but Jesus that’s boring.

1point

BiLal Asif 4 years ago

If your parents had thought about that fortunately we wouldn't be having this conversation

0points

#9

Nike

Final score:

204points

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

Not if I can help it.

42points

Bart Schatteman 4 years ago

Who-cares-...2cd2b2.jpg

3points

hermionelover222 4 years ago

Very true!!

1point

Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago

No, you do it! I'm fine.

1point

Computernaut 4 years ago

My life in a nutshell.

1point

Malek Basata 4 years ago

who will

1point

Viktor Stepanov 4 years ago

I'll do it next week

0points

Beatrice Multhaupt 4 years ago

Taken without permission from ''Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind''.

0points

#10

Hot Pockets

Final score:

191points

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

Lava or frozen, there is no warm.

91points

cookie panda 4 years ago

THIS.

8points

Computernaut 4 years ago

Sounds like Canadian weather.

6points

Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago

true

3points

Biana Vacker 4 years ago

Ya'll, the Jim Gaffagan skit on this is awesome!

3points

Brittney Johnson 4 years ago

Facts!! 🤣

1point

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

########REEELLLLAAAATTTTABBBLLLEEE

0points

Something 4 years ago

Standing time is cooking time.

0points

#11

Gilette Woman

Final score:

184points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

Blue is primary color. Pink is blue, red and white. This is why it costs more! No? Ok, let me think of something else then...

47points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

maybe because its designed specifically to be thrown after two days

16points

Nicolas Pilot 4 years ago

The prestige costs more, lol

5points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

ooooh, it's because they have to spend time making it so that it is almost useless!

3points

Esmé Adgnot 4 years ago

Why do women need a pink razor in the first place?

1point

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Gillette and Venus razors actually have different designs in the blade head and the handle contour - Gillette is not quiet about how the two are differently designed (https://www.rd.com/article/mens-and-womens-razors-whats-the-difference/). At the end of the day, no one is holding you at gunpoint - buy whichever one you want.

9points

Ausrine Ciapaite 4 years ago

Actually the razor in the pic is better than men's razor. It doesn't irritate the skin as much and you can reuse it for a very long time (I'm shaving legs and armpits regularly - razor will last 6 months). I made my male friend to try shave his face with my razor (new blade of course) and his skin had almost no rash (compared to men's blades)

9points

George Rallis 4 years ago

I’ve used pink lady razors and I can tell you that the ones I have used are superior to the male blue equivalent

1point

Priscilla Reshell 4 years ago

I just buy mens its the same freaking product

1point

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

I use blue razors. Cheaper, sharper, to he** with the "pink" stuff.

1point

H Edwards 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Thalia Lovering 4 years ago

Truth be told men's razors can (and will) slaughter your legs.

0points

Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago

Dude just buy the blue!

0points

Roe Rainrunner 4 years ago

That's why I give a f*** and buy mens shavers. If it is made to shave a face every day, I can shave my legs with it once a week 8-)

0points

Candice Strevig 4 years ago

I price compared last time and they cost the same? Online are cheaper though

0points

#12

Target

Final score:

183points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

I like this slogan

46points

mac 4 years ago (edited)

I mostly shop at Target to avoid the walking dead roaming Wal-Mart.

15points

Sportsgal 4 years ago

This is SO TRUE!! Walmart is horrible.....

7points

Capermom 4 years ago

I actually really like their own organic products. They are very decently priced as well. I'm a SuperTarget girl...

4points

WindyWolfe 4 years ago

This is one of the best

3points

Edwin Lesperance 4 years ago

It's worth it.

2points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Pretty much.

2points

Curry on... 4 years ago

Quality is no better than Walmart.

1point

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

Ahh target the Hipsters Wal-Mart

1point

Danieletc 4 years ago

Your Target destination when you don't live in the boonies.

1point

#13

Q-Tips

Final score:

175points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

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Emo Sloth 4 years ago

er... ok

10points

Autumn 4 years ago

I mean…. That makes sense

1point

Ryleigh Murphy 4 years ago

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Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

I use them for my drawing projects (they're fantastic for blending).

2points

Narwhal Blast 4 years ago

Me too!!!

2points

Znaya 4 years ago

It's included on every package of Q- tips under warnings to not put them in your ear canal, but hardly anyone reads the box 😀

2points

Hollie Houghton-Bullen 4 years ago

What are they for then, if not to clean your ears?

1point

FloridaMan 4 years ago

but ur supposed to?

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

The alternative isn’t the same

0points

Flopsy 4 years ago

Hahahahaha

0points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

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Monday 4 years ago

I wouldn't say "likely". The majority of the population uses these at least weekly and won't get ear infections. It's a possibility, but not a very strong one.

4points

#14

Instant Ramen

Final score:

174points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

you'd be much better off with beans and rice. Most of these noodles are chemical franken-noodles that are gastrointestinal disasters waiting to happen. So delicious, so very deadly.

34points

Susan Green 4 years ago

You are right! Beans and rice are budget friendly, and healthy too.

10points

Lisa Shelton 4 years ago

Beans and rice is much harder for a college student to make in their dorm tho.

5points

sylvantic 4 years ago

at some point, you just have to decide not to care. I am not cutting me goring and instant ramen out of my life for anything

4points

Sista of the moon 4 years ago

But... so delicious!!!! My favorite foooooooodddd

3points

Láďa Durchánek 4 years ago

You would probably be better even with nails and cockroaches.

0points

Zoltán Végh 4 years ago

And? Wierd way to commit suicide... but what if that is my goal? :D

0points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

I'm quite sure that I have tried all of the ramen in this picture

4points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

same... my favourite is the orange ones on the very bottom very right.

0points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

i kinda like it tho-

1point

Edwin Lesperance 4 years ago

The one I bought had little pieces of red plastic in it that came out in 'the end.'

1point

Bekki Sala 4 years ago

I was thinking it looked like a nice selection of ramen

1point

Znaya 4 years ago

And yet who can resist 10 for a $1.00 (sarcasm included) 😀

1point

#15

Starbucks

Final score:

174points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

And re-invent your name!

53points

cookie panda 4 years ago (edited)

haha. its like telephone. how dose Henry morph into hanbri? who knows.

4points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

(to the Cheers tune) Sometimes you wanna go where the barista mishears your name and the coffee's all the same you wanna be where there's Venti you wanna be where everyone knows your new name. (Its not perfect, I know.)

3points

Samantha Robinson 4 years ago

full disclosure: I snort laughed reading this.

2points

Little Dino 4 years ago

i mean...might as well while you're at it

1point

Mark Newman 4 years ago

Nothing but a free marketing idea - one of the best ever IMO

1point

Malek Basata 4 years ago

its below average tbh

11points

Oerff On Tour 4 years ago

Where the quality of their coffee is so bad, you have to mask it with a whole lot of expensive crap

8points

Oerff On Tour 4 years ago

Starbucks: For people who don't like coffee

7points

Dragon girl 4 years ago

Starbucks: where you get scowled at for asking for a large instead of a Vente.

1point

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

#RELATABLE

0points

Paul Aguilera 4 years ago

Pay a luxury for an average product from someone who refuses to spell your name correctly and get's your idiotically complicated/precise order wrong, twice.

0points

szatan667 4 years ago

lame

0points

Marcia Cash 4 years ago

worst coffee in the world

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

So So true

0points

#16

WebMD

Final score:

171points

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Sum Guy 4 years ago

I have never used these kind of webites

17points

Susan Green 4 years ago

Me neither, and I never will.

4points

JosePP 4 years ago

Don't do it, ever, you will be 100 percent convinced you're dieing even if you are the calmest, most sane person on the planet 😂

1point

Shadow 4 years ago (edited)

It's a dinking game in my circle of friends... every time a symptom or list of symptoms leads to death or cancer; take a drink. The symptoms are things we are collectively experiencing at the time too. Someone has a bruise on the their arm, someone else has an itchy nose, another stubbed their toe earlier and it's till aching. That sort of thing, it's hilarious and little scary how many things can mean you're going to die.

1point

danielw 4 years ago

I have, when I wanted to freak out my family members into actually going to the doctor to get treated. Works like a charm. Every symptom usually escalates into death, and death-like symptoms fairly quickly.

0points

sylvantic 4 years ago

i use it, but more often i use the CDC site. they're helpful for when you aren't sure if you should go to the doctor for your infected fingernail, though (the answer is pretty much always no unless it gets worse)

0points

Monday 4 years ago

Except if you're a woman, then it might also be pregnancy...but it's probably cancer.

9points

A very angy gay 4 years ago

you're pregnant and the baby has cancer

4points

Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago

Dr House begs to differ, it's Lupus, always Lupus.

6points

Night Owl 4 years ago

It's never lupus, except the one time when it is

1point

Malek Basata 4 years ago

or heart disease

5points

Lorrie Rothstein 4 years ago

Everything you feel will cause your death

4points

Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

If you were nervous before searching you'll be terrified after.

3points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

These websites are the bane of the medical profession. Repeat after me: WEBMD sells ads for profit; Google did not go to medical school.

2points

Znaya 4 years ago

It always leads to another screen more scary than the,previous one 😀

2points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

Not just cancer, but cancer with it's own cancers and metastesis. Then top it with Bipolar Schizophenic Depression just to make sure... ;o)

1point

Nicole Robertson 4 years ago

Me: I have a cough. WebMD: Nope, it's cancer

0points

#17

Instagram

Final score:

166points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

When I want to laugh at cat and dog videos

46points

LazyPanda 4 years ago

Yes, you must train your Instagram very well, and then it can actually be a source of joy. Mine is art and ferrets

4points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

It's for looking at cat pictures...well, what I use it for.

8points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

when you want to die laughing at fake photoshops

6points

cookie panda 4 years ago

this caption also works on r/animalcrossing. HOW DO YOU GET UR ISLANDS TO LOOK LIKE THAT.

2points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

I only follow artists and friends. I feel great.

1point

Sum Guy 4 years ago

This has turned into softcore strippers on live trying to get you to follow them to onlyfans

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

"When you think you are the only one lying"

1point

Ms LaDonna 4 years ago

Still better than Facebook,

0points

Laura Silverstein 4 years ago

Or when u want a captive audience

0points

#18

Amazon

Final score:

164points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

why I don't use Amazon- And Jeff doesn't need my money

46points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

I also don't use Whole Foods, or read Washington Post. Bezos owns, I walk away. My 2021 resolution. till Amazon unionizes, no Bezos!

11points

TheReader19 4 years ago

How do you get stuff?

2points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

There are plenty of alternatives to Amazon, and they are easy to find. Then there are old-fashioned brick & mortar stores, which have the advantages of 1) what you see is what you get, 2) you get your stuff immediately, and 3) no worries about porch pirates.

0points

Caroline 4 years ago

I have to own up: I probably created Jeff's 1/2 fortune just by myself. I should feel sorry, but I can't help but use the site all the time. It has everything dang it.

2points

LOttawa 4 years ago

You aren't alone, there are millions of us in the boat with you.

3points

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

HAHAHA RELATEABLE

0points

Kye 4 years ago

I have stopped using them as well,... I wish it made any real impact :(

0points

Hollysmom 4 years ago

Why I canceled my prime membership, subscriptions, and won't use again

0points

Sharon Ahearn 4 years ago

True so damn true. I’ve shames myself out of having my kitty litter delivered. You could go to hell for such things.

0points

Sac Shim 4 years ago

This goes to the fast fashion brands, as well.

0points

WindyWolfe 4 years ago

The company that will be the only company by 2050

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago (edited)

Slowly starting to realize their prices aren’t that much better...I bought some medicine for my cat that was $7 cheaper on chewy

0points

Computernaut 4 years ago

It's not instant, you still have to wait for shipping.

0points

#19

Bing

Final score:

159points

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

When you want to work harder to find what you're looking for.

35points

Tim Haight 4 years ago

Nope I removed bing from the search engines of my browsers. Worse search engine ever. Hated the commercials where the guy stares into the distance and starts spouting off a bunch of crap

3points

James Tuttle 4 years ago

Bing is for lazy people who use default settings. It's the default search engine for the default browser for windows. It gets them a good amount of traffic.

2points

Jordan Smith 4 years ago

Use us instead of incognito mode. We give the results you want.

1point

Samantha Robinson 4 years ago

I always panic when Bing tries to load on my desktop. I keep thinking I uninstalled it but it keeps coming back!

1point

Connie Martin 4 years ago

Hey Bing, thanks for using that weird font so I know right away I'm not on Google!

1point

Malek Basata 4 years ago

search for something never find it

1point

Rebecca McManus 4 years ago

DuckDuckGo for the win

0points

Paul Aguilera 4 years ago

When you can't figure out how to change the default browser on Windows :/

0points

brukernavn340 4 years ago

When you're someone from a movie or TV show.

0points

#20

Disney

Final score:

156points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

when you need someone else's imagination to entertain yourself.

35points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

want to watch a movie find you are watching kids songs instead

5points

Samantha Robinson 4 years ago

Where all animated films are destined for multiple live action remakes.

3points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

Which suck - every last one of them.

1point

#21

Youtube

Final score:

152points

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Gandalf the Pink 4 years ago

This is currently right under the adblocker one. I mean... 🤫

34points

Computernaut 4 years ago

"Where the smart people use adblock"

12points

qwerty 4 years ago

I use adblock! It's why I quit Spotify, because Spotify bans adblockers.

7points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

And says no to premium

4points

J. F. 4 years ago

"The reason Adblockers exist"

4points

wyatt hollingsworth 4 years ago

skip to the end of the video then go to the beginning to remove ads

2points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

i trust most of us use adblockers

2points

RealSans666 4 years ago

home of procrastinators

1point

Catherine Crabb 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

John Hickey 4 years ago

Youtube vanced!! All the features no adverts.

1point

Laura Silverstein 4 years ago

I’ve gotten used to watching ads with sporadic video breaks

1point

#22

Reddit

Final score:

151points

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rspanther 4 years ago

I think drinking the shampoo would be less toxic than reading Reddit.

69points

Om3gA 4 years ago

you say that when over half this site is reddit crossposts

17points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

reddits a fun place, you just need the right subreddits

9points

cookie panda 4 years ago

RIGHT?(there are a few very encouraging, fun, or wholesome subreddits out there tho)

8points

hermionelover222 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Flopsy 4 years ago

Bored Panda is also good for this

6points

Jo Davies 4 years ago

I would tell you where I am right now but, yeah, I think a lot of us are

0points

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

Reddit has a lot of peer pressure and makes people hate things without a good reason; Like what wrong with Fortnite?

1point

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

THIS ONE XDDDDDDDDDDD

0points

Sebastian Killin 4 years ago

The title states EXACTLY what it is for. It's the only time I use it

0points

person (i think) 4 years ago

I remember those days

0points

Znaya 4 years ago

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#23

Ryanair

Final score:

150points

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troufaki13 4 years ago

When you are your own closet...

20points

Scagsy 4 years ago (edited)

"The exits are situated here, here and here. In the unlikely event that the cabin decompresses, please have your credit card ready as you will need to swipe it to pay for the oxygen and mask which are extra"

8points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

After the pandemic i find that even more possible to happen

0points

Robert T 4 years ago

"We'd make you stand, but we're not allowed to"

5points

Moo Moo Futch 4 years ago

Ryan Air will soon start charging people to breathe on flights. The cabin pressure will be such that in order to stay alive, you have to pay for an oxygen mask to keep you alive. O'Leary will charge per cubic foot of air.

2points

TheReader19 4 years ago

Better to walk or not to than to use this s**t hole company

2points

serenagun 4 years ago

SWIMMMM

2points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Given some stuff I've seen about Ryanair... Yeah, I'm gonna walk. And paddle.

2points

Bart Schatteman 4 years ago

Cryingair-...ca53cc.jpg

2points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

Tell you what I will do: Drive.

1point

Anna Repp 4 years ago

From the US to Ireland... Nice!

0points

Tim Haight 4 years ago

take a different airline

1point

#24

Altoids

Final score:

143points

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Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago

yes, change!

32points

Jovita A 4 years ago

Mine is for laundromat and carwash quarters :D

3points

Samantha Lomb 4 years ago

My dad would take small fishing lures in them so he didn't have to lug a tackle box. Also great for things like beads and split rings

5points

Znaya 4 years ago

Hmmmm, I can think of a few other things 😀

3points

Bill 4 years ago

You put your weed in here

3points

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

Altoids sound like something you get from eating them.

2points

Samantha Robinson 4 years ago

My favorite ones are the tangerine sours and mango sours.

1point

danielw 4 years ago

I have several.... one is for keeping tinder in, when I'm camping. Another is for making the charcloth in the first place. I've another that I carry my stitch markers and darning needles and stuff for crocheting/knitting.

1point

James016 4 years ago

It’s the word “curiously” on the box that gets me.

1point

serenagun 4 years ago

my friend uses her case to put condoms in it -_-

1point

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

Minty.

1point

Dagnirath 4 years ago

I work at a grocery store. I use one to store notes on all the weird transactions I have to deal with once in a blue moon. No way I'm going to remember how to deal with some payment methods otherwise.

1point

#25

UPS

Final score:

143points

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Rob Dabank 4 years ago

.....maybe

33points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

...sometimes

6points

Samantha Lomb 4 years ago

and it will be slightly squashed

5points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

FedEx should be: "We'll hire USPS to deliver it. We're just not that into you."

3points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

and you will pay for fast delivery

2points

Elwood Schwartz 4 years ago

No. UPS is pretty good. Fedex is the worst one. I've had packages cross country twice and be within 20 miles and then go 800 miles away and then come back. Routinely.

1point

Everything AGR 4 years ago

WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE -The Incredibles

1point

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS ONE XDDD

0points

Katherine Tarantino 4 years ago

bruh, that's FedEx!

0points

Tim Haight 4 years ago

Their customer service blows. They have lockers for dropping off and picking up packages here but they have not worked in over a year. If you return a package, many time the vendor will send this QR code, which means you have to take it to a UPS store. The one near me is only open noon to 5, which is work hours. Which means takeing it to the next town over, about 20 miles away. Have been notified a package has been delivered, only to find out its stll out for delivery. The driver is fat fingering the delivery to pump up their stats.

0points

Zsolt Hegedűs 4 years ago

Oops

0points

#26

Google

Final score:

140points

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Vorknkx 4 years ago

The ironic thing is that we give them our data willingly.

43points

TheReader19 4 years ago

Preach!

2points

danielw 4 years ago

No, I most certainly have not. They still collect it because they're creepy bastards, but I do not, have not, and will not ever use their products.

1point

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

Yeah; They are the ones with our password.

0points

cookie panda 4 years ago

RIGHT?

0points

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

LOL PROBABALY

0points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

run

0points

RealSans666 4 years ago

>:)

0points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

They can have it. I trust google completely.

0points

Eric Trahan 4 years ago

Ahh yes, My shopping for a lamp data, then craiglist

0points

WindyWolfe 4 years ago

Just watch The Social Dilemma on Netflix

0points

uber mensch 4 years ago

We know who you are. We know what you do. We know what you *think*.

0points

sylvantic 4 years ago

i don't have any data worth having :)

-1point

#27

Applebee’s

Final score:

135points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Ouch

34points

Everything AGR 4 years ago

and they dont sell apples or bees, talk about false advertising!

12points

Sportsgal 4 years ago

True...place is garbage now...was good when they first opened...

1point

RealSans666 4 years ago

we don't sell apples, just terrible-tasting fast food.

0points

Samantha Robinson 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Lol. I've eaten there more times than I care to admit.

0points

Ivana 4 years ago

Ohhhhh, they went there!

0points

#28

Wish

Final score:

125points

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Ray Martin 4 years ago

You pay a lot more for what you get.

26points

Monday 4 years ago

I dunno, most of my wish purchases have been exactly what I paid for.

7points

Susan Green 4 years ago

So true. I would never order from Wish. Not after what I’ve been hearing about this site.

1point

F. H. 4 years ago

It's not that bad. You really get exactly what you pay for and it's mostly the same stuff that is resold on amazon for a higer price. I get a lot of model building equipment there. You shouldn't buy electronics or stuff that's usually expensive, that's all.

5points

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

You pay more for less quality

0points

Thalia Lovering 4 years ago

Exactly why I love wish. Same products with other websites, ten times cheaper.

0points

Edwin Lesperance 4 years ago

You pay, and you're lucky if you get it.

0points

Thalia Lovering 4 years ago

If you don't get it you get your money back. Always.

0points

Stuart Smith 4 years ago

...half the time, not even that!

0points

Jo Davies 4 years ago

I only ever order free stuff which wouldn't cost more than the shipping, which is always reasonable. Got some good "deals"

0points

#29

Walmart

Final score:

124points

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Malek Basata 4 years ago

or youre rich and dont onow where to spend

10points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

or your rich and want to stay that way

0points

Znaya 4 years ago

That's why they keep moving stuff, you don't know how much extra stuff you need until you see it 😀

3points

Keriana HIcks 2 years ago

#RELATABLE

0points

Tim Haight 4 years ago

For quick stuff I go there. I do most of my grocery shopping at Winco, a employee owned grocery store.

0points

WindyWolfe 4 years ago

The literal lifeline of the homeless

0points

#30

Apple

Final score:

118points

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Bart Schatteman 4 years ago

Mona-Lisa-...22f384.jpg

21points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

just to see the pic :)

6points

TheReader19 4 years ago

They can think I'm poor all they want, Apple is NOT getting my money

11points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

I just bought a couple of new Nokia smart phones for under $200 and I'm happy with them. I don't need expensive iPhones or Samsung. I use my phone to make calls, play Candy Crush Soda and take pictures of my cats. That's all I need.

5points

TheReader19 4 years ago

Mines a Nokia as well and does the job

0points

TheBlackPanda 4 years ago

Well it's better to be poor and live within your means than to be poor and waste your money trying to look like what you're not

4points

Susan Green 4 years ago

Who cares though?

4points

person (i think) 4 years ago

Or, “you bought one back in the day and you don’t want to learn a new operating system”

2points

𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒 4 years ago

I do agree that Apple is expensive. But it is well-working technology so..

2points

cup1d1ty 4 years ago

Ah, but don't most apple phones break/crack/shatter easily? I've had my google pixel for 2 years now with tons of dropping from carpet to rocks and there isn't a single scratch. I don't even use a screen protector either.

0points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

Apple products integrate flawlessly with each other, their products are updated for sometimes a decade after release, and you basically never have to worry about viruses. If the Apple ecosystem is what you want then go for it, if it’s not then don’t. No need for flame wars over it.

1point

J. F. 4 years ago (edited)

Everything everybody else has - just more expensive

1point

Tim Haight 4 years ago (edited)

Nope. I dont buy any crapple products. The cult of mac is these people under the delusion that their inferior products are better. paying double for something does not mean it better. You're just stupid

1point

Anne Atkins 4 years ago

*you’re

0points

#31

Mountain Dew

Final score:

117points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Goodbye teeth

33points

mac 4 years ago

Why call out Mt. Dew? All sodas are bad for your teeth.

7points

Julia Larsson 4 years ago

We watched a documentary in school once where parents gave mountain dew to their 2-3 year olds...

2points

Znaya 4 years ago

And your intestines and be careful giving these drinks to your children 😁

2points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

This stuff was amazing. I wish theyd start making it again.

1point

Just a Snowball 4 years ago

goodbye... ;-;

1point

𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒 4 years ago

"Goodbye to your teeth"

1point

Kookamunga 4 years ago

Mountain Dew = Carbonated Urine

1point

Malek Basata 4 years ago

seven up is better

1point

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

*narrows eyes at your profile pic*

2points

Jason Clark 4 years ago

true story

0points

#32

Yellow Pages

Final score:

115points

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Shalini Pabreja 4 years ago

Why keep doing this? So much paper wasted!

36points

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago (edited)

There are still older people who rely on print-based information... like my mother. They could make it an opt-in/out situation.

8points

Mark Howell 4 years ago

Because poor people can't get TP during the pandemic

5points

Computernaut 4 years ago

Could use it as kindling...

2points

cookie panda 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Susan Green 4 years ago

I always recycle mine, because I have no need for them.

4points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

if you grew up poor they were booster seats.

3points

Znaya 4 years ago

Not everyone has a computer, there are some that still prefer the old fashioned way 😀

3points

Laura Silverstein 4 years ago

You zip these up in a duffel bag and pretend it’s the ransom money

2points

Tim Haight 4 years ago

When I get one it goes straight into the recycle bin

2points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

throw it

1point

Cupcake168 4 years ago

I'd propose everybody should return them to sender, even they have to pay money for the delivery. Then YP should be done once and for all.

0points

Shelley DuVal 4 years ago

And that's just the yellow pages there's another two with white pages.

0points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Always shocked when I find one of these on my doorstep. I immediately toss it.

0points

#33

Adblocker

Final score:

110points

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Indra Servo 4 years ago

A feature your web browsers forgot to include

37points

Solidhog 4 years ago

The Brave browser does have it built in.

4points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago (edited)

or the x is impossible to tap.

2points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

not so much as forgot as conveniently overlooked

2points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

use mozilla

1point

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Most banner ads, video banner ads, and malware ads don't have skip, X, pause, or mute buttons either.

9points

.gas. 4 years ago

The whole point of AdBlock is to regain control from advertisers. That means not having to wait at all for advertisers to "allow" you to browse.

7points

Ray Martin 4 years ago

This one is just stupid, since many ads cannot be skipped without an ad blocker. I use Adblock Plus and a couple of site specific ones, and I don't see any ads ever - not on YouTube, Facebook, this site, or any others. If you ever come across a site that will not show you the page before turning off your ad blocker, you would do well to move on and avoid it, because along with their flood of ads, they also want to deliver tracking cookies and other data mining code.

5points

.gas. 4 years ago

Precisely. And these sites rarely have unique content. For instance, I just copy the news headline on a 'blocked' site and find the content elsewhere.

1point

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

65,051 ads blocked by ABP... glad I didn't have to push a "skip ad" button for each!

3points

qwerty 4 years ago

8870 for me. I had a different adblocker before it though.

1point

Ozzy Dx 4 years ago

less ads means page loads faster & save more mobile data

3points

J. F. 4 years ago

Or: If I want to see ads interruped by content from time to time I would watch TV

2points

Physo 4 years ago

No.. Its because no one wants their video interrupted. Plus a lot of ads that you see don't have X buttons.

2points

Lara Verne 4 years ago

Greatest thing since sliced bread

2points

Persp Gold 4 years ago

a good one will mute unskippable ads. I think we all want that on our tv when streaming is unavailable

1point

#34

Gap Kids

Final score:

92points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago

Oh

8points

KT 4 years ago

oh dear :(

7points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

Oof.

2points

JLH 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Laura Silverstein 4 years ago

Kinda like Express for Men

1point

#35

Drano

Final score:

82points

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Truth Monster 4 years ago

Well, this one is super dark

48points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

Think about it as they are bad at unclogging pipes.

-1point

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

You don't get COVID, though.

3points

Dinah Brand 4 years ago

Heathers!

2points

Tim Haight 4 years ago

Sulfuric acid is one of the ingredients to make meth. So if you see an excessive amount of chemical cans in the trash its probably a meth lab.

1point

Silre 4 years ago

Bit dark

1point

Ivana 4 years ago

I hear a lot of people live through it and it really screws you. Comes highly unrecommended as a suicide option.

1point

Curry on... 4 years ago

Quicker. That stuff mostly doesn't work.

0points

KT 4 years ago

WTF, this is so horrible! My brother died by drinking this! How dare someone say something so god damn horrible like this!!

0points

Znaya 4 years ago

Truer words were never spoken, be careful never mix this with anything no matter how tempting

0points

Kira Okah 4 years ago

Sodium Hydroxide in concentrate is nasty stuff.

0points

#36

Gucci

Final score:

39points

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

Pay to be a billboard.

12points

Computernaut 4 years ago

More like "Show everyone that you're rich and stupid".

1point

Yugan Talovich 4 years ago

FYR: people of the Tayal tribe in Taiwan wouldn't wear Gucci if you paid them. In Tayal, Gucci means sh/t.

0points

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

It's shoes; We get it, you're rich; THERE SHOES.

0points

Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago

mega true

0points

#37

Bmw

Final score:

38points

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N G 4 years ago

Also, speed limits are for the poor. Lane markings are for the poor. This badge says I OWN THE ROAD AND LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME BEYATCHES!

19points

N G 4 years ago

Curious note, this doesn't actual apply to all models of BMW - Just the styles driven by salesmen, middle managers, and soccer moms.

6points

Isabella 4 years ago

Funny how this is valid everywhere, I thought is an European thing. :)))

1point

pusheen buttercup 4 years ago

I don't care what you drive as long as it's not noisy

1point

FloridaMan 4 years ago

YAS

0points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

Especially if you live in Atlanta!

0points

#38

Adobe

Final score:

37points

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Malek Basata 4 years ago

we need your facebook account because google wont work

7points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

I hate Adobe for that reason. What happened to being able to just buy photoshop on a disc? It’s frightening to see how quickly so many companies are moving towards subscriptions to milk wallets better. I get that subscriptions ensure you always have the latest version, but the pricing is insane.

2points

Rosemary Booth 4 years ago

Subscriptions aren't to ensure you always have the latest version, they're to ensure you can't "share" their software with anyone else. Either way it is total BS and I hate Adobe too. Btw, gimp.com is a free version of Photoshop.

1point

Danieletc 4 years ago

High-end software based apps are easily hacked, ie stolen. It was a vital business move that saved that company.

1point

#39

United Airlines

Final score:

36points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Wait, what the f... Oh, right...

9points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

Versus Delta, which runs, i think, on passenger misery fumes?

2points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

die hard

1point

FloridaMan 4 years ago

:(

0points

#40

Payless Shoes

Final score:

36points

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

Pay less now, pay more for foot surgery when you're 40.

13points

Computernaut 4 years ago

To be fair, I've gotten shoes from there and they were just fine.

2points

Daniel Marsh 4 years ago

All I know is that I wore through Kenneth Coles one time I bought them in about 2 months. I never wore through PayLess in less than two years.

2points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

huray

0points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Disposable shoes.

0points

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

One thing I don't skimp on... quality footwear. Always on sale, of course.

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

My feet hurt just looking at the picture....

0points

Susan Green 4 years ago

True. Never buy cheap shoes if you can afford to buy good quality shoes.

0points

#41

Spirit Airlines

Final score:

35points

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Hannah Edwards 4 years ago

Frankly, I’m so scared of flying that this is fine by me.

9points

Pilot Chick 4 years ago

Do yourself a favor and pick almost any other airline

2points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

spirit airlines we steal your spirit

3points

ProfessionalTimeWaster 4 years ago

Well....that's the spirit?

2points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

i want some candy airlines: ok just go out that door

0points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

Just another reason to drive instead.

0points

Logic and Reason 4 years ago

Can’t speak for Spirit, but Frontier has got to be the sketchiest airline I’ve ever flown on. It’s like if someone turned a public bathroom into a plane.

0points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

"Spirit Air: Every flight is a spiritual experience." as in.... you pray the whole time. Even my aunt, an atheist, was mutterin ga prayer on Spirit.

0points

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

What I want is to get there with BOTH my arms intact!

0points

#42

Hummer

Final score:

35points

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

Because your haircut didn't scream douchebag loud enough.

20points

J. F. 4 years ago (edited)

Hummer, if you're to poor for a real Humvee (Funny thing: Hummer is the german word for lobster....)

0points

Rob Dabank 4 years ago

I want to take up more space in the city that I drive in

0points

Truth Monster 4 years ago

If your wealthy and you know it, honk your Hummer: If you're wealthy and you know it, and you'd like to really show it: Honk your Hummer.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Compensating for... large family and poorly maintained roads ?

-1point

Indra Servo 4 years ago

This.....thing....fell apart at slightest muddy road

2points

#43

Bud Light

Final score:

35points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

As a beer lover, I can fooly agree with this

3points

Sista of the moon 4 years ago

My dad judges people by what beer they drink. Apparently bud light drinkers are terrible.

2points

Susan Green 4 years ago

I love this!

3points

TheGirlFromTheNorth 4 years ago

What is the similarity between a Budweiser and a canoe? It's f*****g close to water...

1point

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Most Europeans feel insulted that this thing is even considered to be "beer".

1point

J. F. 4 years ago

The czech Budweiser is great, the US one not so much

0points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

It's not for people who like beer, it's for people who like to pee a lot.

0points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Pretty much, you can barely taste it.

0points

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago (edited)

i actually like Budweiser Prohibition Brew... not a big beer drinker but sometimes don't want a sweet soft-drink.

0points

Janna Fulbright 4 years ago

Guess YOU'VE never been offered a Milwaukee's Best Light! The person doing the offering is NOT your friend.

0points

FloridaMan 4 years ago (edited)

i cant have alcohol its a religious condition i also cant have pork

-1point

KT 4 years ago

all beer is swill :P

-1point

#44

Taco Bell

Final score:

34points

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BlueThunder 4 years ago

You know I was born because of taco bell. Lets not go into details but my mom had A HUGE BURRITO before having me O.o

9points

cookie panda 4 years ago

WELCOM BACK TO THINGS THE WOARLD DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW, STARRRINGGG THIS GUY! (XD what even is that story tho now I want to know more)

8points

BoredRaccoon 4 years ago

Thx I’m intrigued now

3points

Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago

What?

0points

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago (edited)

"Quiero Taco Bell!" :P

0points

Znaya 4 years ago

And still have a party 🥳

0points

#45

Staples

Final score:

34points

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Znaya 4 years ago

Not anymore - only about half of them are left 😀

4points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

Soon staples will be an extinct species

0points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

They're always barren when I'm in there. They must do better with online sales.

0points

#46

Viagra

Final score:

34points

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Brian Gross 4 years ago

very

9points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

And if it lasts more than 3 hours, consult the doctor....

2points

Paizleypie 4 years ago

So PUNNY!

1point

Malek Basata 4 years ago

immensely

1point

Sharon Collier 4 years ago

My husband says it should be called "mycoxaflopin"

0points

Vorknkx 4 years ago

Pun level > 9000

0points

#47

Mcdonald’s

Final score:

34points

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Gina 4 years ago

My daughter works there, there's times when they just say it's down to avoid making stuff. So stupid.

11points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Went to one where it was actually working. I was shocked.

0points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

What's that again?

0points

#48

Pepsi

Final score:

33points

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Indra Servo 4 years ago

When coke too woke for you

14points

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

When soda/cola/pop comes wiht a moral dilemma, I am ever mmore grateful I gave up the stuff 20 years ago.

1point

FloridaMan 4 years ago

peepee sea

0points

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

I drink Pepsi Max or Coke Zero... whichever is on sale.

0points

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

Why is Pepsi so hated?

0points

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

Yeah I like Coke slightly more, but Pepsi is very similar.

0points

Danieletc 4 years ago

Pepsi: Insisting on playing second fiddle, one new ad campaign at a time.

0points

#49

Waffle House

Final score:

32points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

No thanks...

7points

Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Ouch

3points

Savannah 4 years ago

I heard my step dad say this "you never plan to go to Waffle House but some how you do." Very smart man

2points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Never eaten in one, but if a Waffle House is closed, s**t has gotten real.

0points

#50

Comcast

Final score:

30points

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Znaya 4 years ago

Says a lot doesn't it

6points

The Dave 4 years ago

Dangit, I can only like this once!

2points

Random Person 4 years ago

jack donaghy not a fan of kabletown

2points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Thank God they are not even operating in my area.

0points

Tim Haight 4 years ago (edited)

here its 500 channels and nothing to watch. We have a choise of spectrum, dish, or direct tv. all suck

0points

#51

Slack

Final score:

30points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

Don’t respond. Pretend you were sleeping.

8points

Random Person 4 years ago

haha imagine sleeping

4points

cookie panda 4 years ago

or better yet, respond in a heavily crypted msg, and sign in something that translates to 'your sins' in Aribic.

0points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

good advice, but it really depends on the boss and question.

0points

Tim Haight 4 years ago

i log out of all work stuff at 5pm. If some a*shole calls my personal number I tell them I an not on call, put in a ticket in our ticketing system

0points

Random Person 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#52

Nestle

Final score:

28points

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Malek Basata 4 years ago

we own water

13points

Connie Martin 4 years ago

I really hate them for this.

2points

Cicimelia 4 years ago

Weird oily water from Cambridge, Ontario? Oh yeah! What? Nestle pays tenths of a cent for the water they use to fill the countless single-use plastic bottles? The only way they could make it better is by adding a couple of bendy straws to each bottle!

0points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

i hate nestle yet i cant stop eating kit kats

0points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

And the criminality! They steal water - period. That is why I avoid Nestlevil products like Chernobyl.

0points

Ivana 4 years ago

I hate Nestle! Tearing up our springs and not paying anything for that destruction to our rivers and resources to Florida residents. Hate them!

0points

KT 4 years ago

This company is just evil

0points

#53

Burger King

Final score:

28points

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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

If I crave a fast food burger I’m going to Wendy’s. If Wendy’s is closed, A&W.

5points

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

I wish we had A&W down here!

1point

Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago (edited)

If I do eat fast food, it's KFC or Taco Bell (there aren't that many of the latter in the UK). PS I used to get sick every time after eating at TB in Canada in the good ol' days but never here... it does take a while for them to put your order together though.

0points

lazy cat 4 years ago

why eat with a clown when you could eat with a king

0points

Danieletc 4 years ago

Because Chicken Fries are horrible in concept, but good anyway!

0points

Znaya 4 years ago

Most times it's the only thing open your choices are extremely limited 😀

0points

Sue Prewitt 4 years ago

Wendy's is horrid

-1point

#54

Grubhub

Final score:

27points

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Malek Basata 4 years ago

watch the cringiest ad on earth

9points

Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

Have you noticed the characters all have a belly bulge as if the have all been sitting around just eating fast food from grub hub?

2points

Khalil Verdejo 4 years ago

GrubHub: We're only famous for dancing like idiots.

2points

BlueThunder 4 years ago

OMG THE ADS ARE WEIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

1point

Jackson White 4 years ago

Grubhub perks gives you deals on the food you love. The kind of deals that make you boogie. *Grubhub music intensifies* Get the food you love with Grubhub. Grub what you love.

0points

#55

The Onion

Final score:

26points

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Znaya 4 years ago

And yet it is

4points

Random Person 4 years ago

i honestly dont know if the onion is satire or just dumb

1point

banana mcnana 4 years ago

the onion "you weren't suppose to do that

0points

#56

Geico

Final score:

26points

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Malek Basata 4 years ago

please dont

4points

Danieletc 4 years ago

Carpet-bombing you with cutesy ads at the expense of customer service since last millennium.

1point

Bill 4 years ago

You get what you pay for. How come the envelope with the policy declarations is so thin from GEICO?

1point

Tim Haight 4 years ago

they are a lot more than progressive

0points

#57

Doordash

Final score:

25points

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JosePP 4 years ago

That's what she said

1point

#58

Captain Crunch

Final score:

24points

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Helen Haley 4 years ago

Punish the roof of your mouth. What doesn't kill it makes it stronger.

13points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

i started spontaneously singing that

2points

Gina 4 years ago

Always!

1point

Sharon Ingram 4 years ago

Love Cap'n Crunch!

0points

#59

Harbor Freight

Final score:

23points

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Gina 4 years ago

Hahahaha I have a brand new thing in my basement now that doesn't work, from there!

8points

mac 4 years ago

I have several thing from here that are still in perfect working order. Guess I've been really lucky?

0points

#60

Pizza Hut

Final score:

23points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

You bet they can!

4points

Bill 4 years ago

Even a sandwich chain.

3points

Mallowmelt Tardis 4 years ago

Anyone except Papa John's.

2points

Anjilena Grace 4 years ago

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0points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

dominos is better

1point

FloridaMan 4 years ago

BUT U SHOULD NEVER OUTPIZZA THE HUT

0points

Dre Mosley 4 years ago

Lol. I'm surprised they are still in business. No matter who I'm with or where I am, if pizza is ordered, no one ever even mentions Pizza Hut.

0points

deanna woods 4 years ago

If any of you folks get a chance, try Mr. Jim's Pizza. It's really good and yes, I work there.

0points

Anjilena Grace 4 years ago

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0points

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

I like all pizza! So I disagree with this statement but agree with everyone who says what their favorite pizza is🤷

0points

Aroace tiger 4 years ago

Their tear and share tho 😍

0points

#61

Coca-Cola

Final score:

22points

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Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago

and the rust comes off easy

7points

BlueThunder 4 years ago

HA true actually coca cola was part of THE REASON plastic pollutin is killing so much soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo but they blame US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1point