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Real-life is closer to video games than you might've thought. After all, there's no denying that this wild world is packed with not only absolute units but bosses who are just waiting for a worthy opponent.

By bosses, we mean folks, animals, and even things that seem like they have maxed out certain skills like strength or cunningness. And if you want to meet them, look no further than the subreddit r/BossFight.

Its 1.1 million members are constantly sharing pictures of what they think would make challenging fighters, and they're coming up with really creative names for them, too. Here are a few of the best ones!

#1

Balto, The Anti-Vaxx Destroyer

Balto, The Anti-Vaxx Destroyer

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    Uncle Stan: The Founding Colossus

    Uncle Stan: The Founding Colossus

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    The gap between real life and video games has been steadily closing for decades. However, the prospect of a fully immersive experience remains just that. A promise. Even virtual reality is slow to fulfill it.

    As Polygon's Ben Kuchera put it: "VR has been five minutes away from some kind of breakthrough for about eight years."

    VR is still a niche category when compared to the rest of the gaming industry (it accounted for less than half a percent of all gaming sales in 2020). Despite its buzzy status, the technology continues to make consumers wait for its next big development.

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    #3

    Karmadillo, Weaponless Hunter Of Man

    Karmadillo, Weaponless Hunter Of Man

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    #4

    George The Protector, If He's Around Then You'll Be Safe

    George The Protector, If He's Around Then You'll Be Safe

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    #5

    Lucifer, Fetcher Of Souls

    Lucifer, Fetcher Of Souls

    aGamingPatriot Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We need to restore public confidence in the police...let's use a photo of a cute yet heroic dog"

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    "Right now, we're sort of in this trough of disillusionment about VR," Kevin Mack, a VR game developer, told Built In a year ago. "There was a lot of hype around it in 2015 and 2016, and then the whole world sort of got butt-hurt that their first-generation VR headset didn't instantly morph into the Holodeck."

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    But even though VR hasn't yet lived up to the hype surrounding it, tech companies like Facebook, Valve, and Sony keep trying to advance the industry, investing considerable resources to develop both hardware and software.

    #6

    The Four Wholesome Men Of The Apocalypse

    The Four Wholesome Men Of The Apocalypse

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    #7

    The Virtuous Sextuplets, Defenders Of Maiden Honor

    The Virtuous Sextuplets, Defenders Of Maiden Honor

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    #8

    George The Gigachad, Pleaser Of Women

    George The Gigachad, Pleaser Of Women

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    Mitu Khandaker, a professor at New York University's Game Center, remains hopeful about VR's role in gaming. She doesn't think it's going to look like people alone in their homes playing through a headset, so much as a co-located experience that multiple people share.

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    "I think that the future of VR is more through social VR," she explained.

    Indeed, several popular VR games — such as Rec Room and VRChat — offer social experiences where users can interact and hang out with each other in real time.

    We might not be able to fight these real-life bosses, but who knows, maybe we'll get a chance to battle some virtually real ones pretty soon.

    #9

    Torias, Master Of The Shadow Beast

    Torias, Master Of The Shadow Beast

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    #10

    Right Hook Shiba vs. Water-Bending Squirrel

    Right Hook Shiba vs. Water-Bending Squirrel

    tomyan112 Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god this is brilliant. Boost this to the top

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    #11

    Ross Bob, Painter Of Reality

    Ross Bob, Painter Of Reality

    FurryPornAccount Report

    #12

    Carseat Man, Crasher Of Cars

    Carseat Man, Crasher Of Cars

    supremegalacticgod Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be pulled over. He's not wearing his seat belt.

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    #13

    Boss Baby, Alexa’s Chosen

    Boss Baby, Alexa’s Chosen

    yipe Report

    Eli Rockwell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Autocorrect* Would you like to change this to: "Attempt to conquer the baby; eventually fail, and then not sleep for the next 48 hours"

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    #14

    Ted The Talker

    Ted The Talker

    TheIhminen Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ted, the time has come to reveal yourself to a tearfully grateful world

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    #15

    Thunderbeast The F**kbringer

    Thunderbeast The F**kbringer

    Traummann2020 Report

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like we should send an Evangelion to protect the Central Dogma

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    #16

    Cornbread, The Lying

    Cornbread, The Lying

    TheGanger123 Report

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    #17

    Nanna The Non-Negotiator

    Nanna The Non-Negotiator

    1il1il Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her special attack is her smile and saying how proud of you she is. Lowers your morale by 50% because you feel bad.

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    #18

    Ünnamed, The Devourer Of Pies

    Ünnamed, The Devourer Of Pies

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    #19

    The Beatle, Lord Of All Music

    The Beatle, Lord Of All Music

    A_TREE57 Report

    #20

    Judger , The Manipulator Of Guilt

    Judger , The Manipulator Of Guilt

    Catoolo Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see Joan Hickson as Miss Marple?

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    #21

    Bossman, A Literal Boss That Can Beat You Up

    Bossman, A Literal Boss That Can Beat You Up

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the flip side, he's also the employee who needs to smarten up, get a grip and focus because jobs like this don't just grow on trees ya know.

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    #22

    Goose: Bird Of Choices

    Goose: Bird Of Choices

    Doge20189 Report

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pay attention to this sign, I’ve been attacked by a Canadian Goose before. It wasn’t pretty.

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    #23

    Diego,the F**ker

    Diego,the F**ker

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    #24

    Frostmündr, Vanguard Of The North

    Frostmündr, Vanguard Of The North

    fartgalleries Report

    Rick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated when that happened on Angry Birds

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    #25

    Policius Copus, Master Supervisor, Lord Of Magic

    Policius Copus, Master Supervisor, Lord Of Magic

    MiniNinja_2 Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the problem? Lack of supply, lack of quality, unfair pricing? We need more info.

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    #26

    Dr. Brian Fisher The Slugeye

    Dr. Brian Fisher The Slugeye

    genius23sarcasm Report

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    #27

    Bearers Of The Eternal Duel

    Bearers Of The Eternal Duel

    fioraaeterna Report

    #28

    Robocat, Cutting Edge Technology Paw Enforcement

    Robocat, Cutting Edge Technology Paw Enforcement

    Wiamso Report

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    #29

    Daniel Radcliffe, The Floofmaster

    Daniel Radcliffe, The Floofmaster

    Niuniek9 Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything was going great, until they saw the squirrel.

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    #30

    Argonian Protector, Guardian Of Everywhere

    Argonian Protector, Guardian Of Everywhere

    Vetsu_Rodrigues Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I scrolled down all the way I thought he was wearing floral pants

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    #31

    The Dîm Twîns, Servants Of Chaos

    The Dîm Twîns, Servants Of Chaos

    EmperorButtman Report

    Millie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that Boris Johnson and donald trump

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    #32

    The Submerged Colossus

    The Submerged Colossus

    Haxton_Sale1 Report

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    #33

    St. Big Nick, Slayer Of Ho Ho Hos

    St. Big Nick, Slayer Of Ho Ho Hos

    Ugandan-Pizza-Police Report

    Helenium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he can come in my chimney any time lol

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    #34

    Bruno The Upper Body Bork

    Bruno The Upper Body Bork

    wyswsy Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that is utterly fantastic!

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    #35

    Rob Boss, Painter Of Sorrows

    Rob Boss, Painter Of Sorrows

    pantslaser214 Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can just make out a clump of unhappy little trees on the right

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    #36

    Alan, Man Of Everything

    Alan, Man Of Everything

    Jman1994678 Report

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mall Santas creep me out, I'd probly hang with a wizard though.

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    #37

    Blasphemy Dove, The Deathless.

    Blasphemy Dove, The Deathless.

    DrTovar Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Blasphemy Dove comes, can velociraptors be far behind?

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    #38

    Felis Araneae, Snatcher Of Feet

    Felis Araneae, Snatcher Of Feet

    Flimingow Report

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just asking, what's more likely, a six legged cat, or a very large tarantula? My money's on the latter. I bet that thing has two more legs and six more eyes under that curtain.

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    #39

    Infantes, Lord Of Luxury

    Infantes, Lord Of Luxury

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the absolute cutest pic I've seen in awhile! That baby is cozy and comfy!

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    #40

    Prized 'Ken, The Thicc And Undying Fowl

    Prized 'Ken, The Thicc And Undying Fowl

    WeakDiaphragm Report

    Djennie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were scrawnier and not the shiny white they are now but they tasted so much better. Still looks and taste like 1957 in much of the world but where the market is dominated by a few massive agribusiness producers you get the plump and white but bland as cardboard meat.

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    #41

    Optional Boss: The Watermelon Salesman. Haggle Too Much With Him And You'll Know Pain

    Optional Boss: The Watermelon Salesman. Haggle Too Much With Him And You'll Know Pain

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    #42

    Nigerian King Master Of Scams

    Nigerian King Master Of Scams

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    #43

    Kangaroozilla, Destroyer Of Bushfires

    Kangaroozilla, Destroyer Of Bushfires

    omar_emad11 Report

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wants to watch netflix and chill.

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    #44

    Brøthers 2 Keepers Øf Light And Darknëss

    Brøthers 2 Keepers Øf Light And Darknëss

    UncensoredChef Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The middle brother, Quite Nice Except For When He's Having a Bad Day, took a taxi and got stuck in traffic

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    #45

    Chillicus, The Lord Of Idongivafuch

    Chillicus, The Lord Of Idongivafuch

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    #46

    Lavator, The Lava Snail

    Lavator, The Lava Snail

    Grossno Report

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Dark Souls has breached our universe.

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    #47

    Pete, The Unwashed

    Pete, The Unwashed

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds accurate enough for Fox.

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as accurate as Faux News ever gets!

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    Jaclyn Levy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't tell if this is from the Onion or real life. What a weird timeline we live in.

    Beth Kramer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like a different timeline please. This one stinks.

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    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Pete Hegseth an atheist? If not, I wonder how this logic works with his religion...

    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great, I'm sure that's reassuring for anyone who's had a meal at your home in the past decade. Yuck

    Luka Hamer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt he's the one who cooks at home though...

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to f****d them: "never saw God so he isn't real"

    AndersM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really belongs with FOX.

    Amsterdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thinks not, therefore he is not

    Ian Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Melee strikes with plague damage but watch out for his ranged misinformation attack

    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't see your brain either. Therefore it's not there. Grow up, dumbass

    Zey-Zey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean fox supports a crazy sexist and racist who hates people for being human(a.k.a Donald Trump) soooo not so surprised

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the guy who flunked science class in high school.

    David Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t believe you, so you don’t exist.

    Walking On Sunshine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, being Fox entertainment, no one is surprised.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen him, so he is not real either.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see his brain........

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t see wind either..yep let’s go there!!!

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    america. what have you done???

    Draga Millani
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we can't see his brain so- wait.

    Tamre M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a lot of dumb folks out there that believe this is true. He was JOKING!!!

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this dumb mother f****r is on a NEWS station. Deep, deep shame that there is a demographic he is there to represent.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not going away and the vaccines are waning . . . he'll probably die in a year or two, a 'gamma' or 'delta' variant will come along and drown him in his own lungs.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germs: can't see them so they can't be real - God: can't see him but he's still real

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know he was making a joke for a political point as part of a running gag between him and his friend Chris Hayes of MSNBC? https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/02/11/fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-wash-hands-10-years/2835616002/

    WalkieTaco
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, I cant see this guy's brain, it's probably not real anyways

    Dean Armstrong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ever shake hands with this man, ever!!

    Deborah Rubin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting. But yes, accurate enough for Fox.

    Logan Duffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will exclusively be using a sniper rifle in my fight with this man,i don't wanna catch the Bubonic plague.

    Serenna Langenegger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see your brain, where has that gone?

    Serenna Langenegger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I can't see your brain , wonder whee it went??

    Kyan Q
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gross what if he got doggy doo doo s**t what he do lick it off

    Laura J. Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't watch Fox News. I've never seen it. Therefore it isn't real.

    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fox hasn't dealt in facts since their inception. This is par.

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fox, right there. 'murica, right there.

    Faustus Daemonicus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an ironic thing for a bible thumper to say, that's religitard logic for you.

    Faustus Daemonicus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an ironic thing to say when you're a bible thumper

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, i've never seen him - he must not be real either.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see atoms or molecules, so that means Pete Hegseth doesn't exist.

    Tamre M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did a little reading to find out why he said this..... first: it was a JOKE/SATIRE.... second: this was said about the time some celebrities' came out talking about how they didn't bath or they did when they saw dirt on them. grow up folks

    Cathryn Cade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't ever eat any food he hands you ...

    Tamre M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Henry and Bila laughed at this proclamation, Hegseth doubled down: "I inoculate myself," he said. "Germs are not a real thing. I can't see them; therefore, they're not real." However, Fox News spokesperson Jaclyn Giuliano told USA TODAY that Hegseth "was joking," pointing to a Twitter chain between Hegseth and MSNBC host Chris Hayes.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't see his brain, either--therefore...

    X YQ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't open my credit card statements. This way I don't see them. This way my debt doesn't exist.

    finn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot see his brain, therefore it is not real, which would mean he is just a lump of skin and nonsense

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen his penis, therefore he doesn't have one

    laura lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, foreman tats, explains so much.

    Deena Salzman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people act like I'm weird when I say I don't shake hands...

    panda123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/02/11/fox-news-host-pete-hegseth-wash-hands-10-years/2835616002/

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is he even alive? He cannot see the air he is breathing, therefore it is not real!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *puts plague doctor costume over hazmat suit*

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are people like this still alive? And if he doesn't wash his hands, does that kens he doesn't bathe or wash his hair? Does he not do dishes? I mean, if he doesn't believe in germs... How disgusting he must be. Id be sick to my stomach if I'd ever shaken hands with this man. Can you imagine being touched by someone who doesn't wash? Bleh.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t see his brain, therefore……!

    Richard Hunt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he'd like to wash his hands of his culpability for 1/6 !!

    Paul Bamford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its OK I don't watch Fox News, I am glad he doesn't exist and the average IQ of the human race can rise 0.1%

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see you therefore you don't exist.

    Annemarie Mattheyse
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH EM GEE!!! Buy that man a microscope. STAT.

    KDS
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    Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he catholic? Maybe i can use something against him..

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can;t see your brain, therefore it must not exist.

    Lance d'Boyle
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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see when warm, humid air collides with cold, dry air. That's why I pay attention to tornado watches and warnings. Might be fake news but I prefer to err on the side of saving my life.

    Aleksander Zip
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant see his brain soooo.........

    Monilip
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    4 years ago

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    Does anyone fact check it? He was JOKING.

    CP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean being an ass hole during a pandemic.

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    #48

    The Uninfectable Shoppers

    The Uninfectable Shoppers

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    #49

    Hector Of The Multiverse

    Hector Of The Multiverse

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    #50

    Incelius, The Eternal Caller

    Incelius, The Eternal Caller

    ExtraNicc Report

    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay this is nearly as funny as when I was stalked, harassed and threatened by a psychopath. And one of his favourite things was to call me 100 times a day from randomly generated numbers.

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    #51

    The 8 Dänïèłš From The Frat Castle In The Underworld

    The 8 Dänïèłš From The Frat Castle In The Underworld

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    #52

    Artie And Punk, Twin Merchant Extraordinaires

    Artie And Punk, Twin Merchant Extraordinaires

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the one on the left looks like a leprechaun that want super saiyan

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    #53

    Baby Arm And His Side Kick The Slap Master

    Baby Arm And His Side Kick The Slap Master

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    #54

    James, The Immortal

    James, The Immortal

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll still be stacking watermelons when the sun goes nova

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    #55

    The Fur Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

    The Fur Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal superheroes lurk where you least expect them

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    #56

    Drackob, The Installation Wizard

    Drackob, The Installation Wizard

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    #57

    Joe Baseball, The Top 1800

    Joe Baseball, The Top 1800

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    #58

    Xerex, The Unpettable

    Xerex, The Unpettable

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How many times have I told you...don't let the dogs play in the transporter room"

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    #59

    Tiggo, Master Of Deception

    Tiggo, Master Of Deception

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    #60

    Thieves Of Reality

    Thieves Of Reality

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    #61

    The Cringe-Crew

    The Cringe-Crew

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    #62

    The Goat, Physics-Defyer

    The Goat, Physics-Defyer

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else hear "Billie Jean" playing as he walks up the wall?

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    #63

    Bob, Sponge Of Marine War

    Bob, Sponge Of Marine War

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    Ashasaurus rex
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never forget he has acquired a certain set of skills. He will save Gary and you will pay dearly.

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    #64

    Light Gary And Dark Gary, Keepers Of Balance

    Light Gary And Dark Gary, Keepers Of Balance

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together...".

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    #65

    Magneto Boy, The Living Magnet

    Magneto Boy, The Living Magnet

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    Markus Holstein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: The boy isn't magnetic, just sticky from not showering for a couple of days. That's why stuff will only stick to his bare skin and be blocked by a simple shirt

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    #66

    Bernie Sanders: Senate Of The Underworld

    Bernie Sanders: Senate Of The Underworld

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    #67

    Cameron, The Widemouth

    Cameron, The Widemouth

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    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds unfortunate. Are there any photos with that facemask on?

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    #68

    Reptilius, Controller Of Simulations.

    Reptilius, Controller Of Simulations.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago

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    Could you also do us a favour by deleting David Icke

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    #70

    Døminœs The Warrior

    Døminœs The Warrior

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    #71

    Choplad, Chopper Of The 4th Realm

    Choplad, Chopper Of The 4th Realm

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    #72

    Che-Hud, Keeper Of Ties, Watcher Of 0s.

    Che-Hud, Keeper Of Ties, Watcher Of 0s.

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    #73

    Nãljeen, Conquerer Of Thirst

    Nãljeen, Conquerer Of Thirst

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's about to be tackled by a thirst-maddened customer

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    #74

    Tubiforus, Plank Of Pain

    Tubiforus, Plank Of Pain

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    #75

    Chad The Impaler, Slayer Of Virgins

    Chad The Impaler, Slayer Of Virgins

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    Jonathan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a cartoon half moon.

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    #76

    Mallet-Boy, The Mysterious One

    Mallet-Boy, The Mysterious One

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents didn't even bother to give him a name, why would they buy him a drum?

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    #77

    Valdemar, King Of Sand, Tne One Of No Landlord

    Valdemar, King Of Sand, Tne One Of No Landlord

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    #79

    Banana General Reporting For Duty

    Banana General Reporting For Duty

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    #80

    Bane, Gamer Of The Olfactory Sense

    Bane, Gamer Of The Olfactory Sense

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    #81

    Phil, Man Of Blue

    Phil, Man Of Blue

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    #82

    Chad Champion, Collector Of Bonuses

    Chad Champion, Collector Of Bonuses

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the way that’s spelled, it looks like link Lin

    #83

    Jòhnny Wâlk, Inventor Of Walking.

    Jòhnny Wâlk, Inventor Of Walking.

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he a member of the Ministry of Silly Walks?

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    #84

    Cornelius Of The Holy Trinity

    Cornelius Of The Holy Trinity

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    Laly Lynch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See him.. feed him.. touch him.. (actually what the website says)

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    #85

    Final Boss Of The Bathroom

    Final Boss Of The Bathroom

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    #87

    Eva, The God Of Heights.

    Eva, The God Of Heights.

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    #88

    Tim, The Omnivaxxer

    Tim, The Omnivaxxer

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    #89

    Mikus Pencius, Lord Of The Flies

    Mikus Pencius, Lord Of The Flies

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    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would somebody please provide some context for this painting? Please?

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