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What comes to mind when you think of a dystopian universe? is it Dali-esque surrealist landscapes or is it a more realistic world like 'The Handmaidens Tale' or '1984.' Well, according to the late Brtish academic and cultural theorist Mark Fisher, we are already living in a present-day dystopian society and folks - it is very boring.

The term 'boring dystopia' was coined by Fisher in 2015 and refers to the subliminal coercion that abounds in a capitalist society. So subtle that unless you're looking, you might not realize these problems with society are actually already happening. Charlie Booker's Black Mirror is the closest fantasy depiction of this theory, with his episodes questioning how far is too far when it comes to our evolving technology and how close we are to the dystopian future.

However, for real-life examples of this theory, and social issues coming together with, it look no further than the sub-Reddit titled 'A Boring Dystopia,' which is dedicated to sharing images that are disturbingly unassuming. From the poster that reads "Sleep deprivation is your drug of choice. You might be a doer," or a bus passing by with bold black letters stating, "You don't need therapy you just need a new car," the following photos may make you question every society problem in a different light.

Scroll down below to see the Orwellian thread of signs on problems with the world!

#1

Peak Bureaucracy (Happened In Toronto)

Peak Bureaucracy (Happened In Toronto)

ABoringDystopia Report

Linda
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are you f*****g kidding me..

RaroaRaroa
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, those stairs are really badly made and could seriously hurt someone. No support under the sides and the rail supports rest on those unsupported sides.

Zenozenobee
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know in Canada, but in France, you can't build anything on a public place . If any accident happen because it's non conform, the city would get in trouble and poursue the builder. So that would end up in the destruction of the stairs here too. What makes the situation ubuesque is that 65K $ cost. Who would charge this? what city would accept to pay for this? it sound like someone in the city council is going to have a swimming pool build for free as guift by the enterprise who made the estimate....

Stille20
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it dystopic because we think we understand a complex situation because we see two photos and a headline?

Jason Salmonds
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im sorry tf, I live in toronto and read about this, they tore it down, because it was unsafe and many elders were getting injured on them they also said it would cost $650 not $65,000

Scott M
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those stairs were clearly built by someone who has no knowledge of engineering or building. Not only that, but even if they were constructed appropriately from dimensional lumber, that sort of residential-grade construction is simply not appropriate for such heavily-used commercial/public areas.

Tobias Meiner
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You realise that you can't build anything in a public area (local government property) without proper permission and local authorities are obliged by law to remove any illegally built structure. Furthermore, structures like the stairs need to comply to specific codes so that no user will sue the local authorities (technically, local council is responsible for all structures built in public spaces). Of course, even most harsh compliance rules won't make crank up the cost in the 65.000 area. Sure, city officials can heavily inflate prices for nefarious purposes, but this is what local elections are for. In any city inhabited by aware citizens such council member won't be in office for long.

Valerie Lessard
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

most likely he did it without permission. there are safety codes to follow, if they can't get it approved (which costs money) they have to remove the structure in case it's unsafe. Not to say they're not extortionate with time and money but in this case It's probably not just "oh noes they tore it down to f**k with everyone", it's probably in breach of a whole ton of c**p

David Cobb
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To build a small playscape in a public park or public school well over 2/3 of the cost is for city permits, city licences, and city studies.

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mhubert10
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there is code and holy J these do not even come close. the stairs pictures are _not_ safe

Lu
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The outcome was good though - they rebuilt (city) for 10k after the outrage.

Emmaline Yuzu
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm from Toronto. The DIY stairs weren't safe (uneven, wobbly), so they were torn down. A proper, safe, set of stairs was later installed.

Toby Shew
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's stupidly built and will last for moments before it becomes dangerous

Troux
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Impossible to grind a skateboard down that rail. Unacceptable for a public park!

Neil O'Malley
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most people here are missing the point. 65K is a stupid waste of tax payers money. Not to mention the thousands it cost to facilitate that decision.

BusLady
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine someone at the top got a nice bonus, as well.

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Melvin Dragvelk
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those stairs look dangerous as hell. There are no risers, the steps are not uniform hieght, not supported from the ends. These are horrible if Seniors are to be using them. If the city left them, the first old person who fell would sue for a hell of a lot more then $65k. Although, that is way to much to pay for actual decent steps.

movie maven
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in the first picture the stairs don't look entirely completed as there is still a yellow non-crossing tape across the top. not that i would vouch for their safety. but what else is city bureaucracy for than price gouging taxpayers, over paying for city contractors & money skimming to enrich themselves?!

Amazon QT
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s because they didn’t use those $800 hammers that the govt. used back in the late 80s... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

David Fekete
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got better. Hungarian two tailed dog party raised a bus shelter in campaign which had to be removed after they lost the election. Now people have to wait for the bus in the rain. They also filled potholes in the village which was against the local rules so they have to restore them. Funny ha? (forgot to mention the village belongs to EUs latest minidictator) (you can support them to make more shelters here: http://koszpenz.ketfarkukutya.com/?product=4-vagy-tobb-buszmegallo)

Ernest Anderson
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not about regulations or rules. Someone one upped the "authority". Even if they could have been built better. They still could have been built cheaper. Nobody on bored panda is stupid enough to believe that this is right.......the work could have been done right and much much cheaper than the original estimate Government work is always way overpriced due to kickbacks and the buddy system and even stairs not up to codes is better than a muddy hill

Marilyn Holt
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm totally sure it must be an insurance thing.

Devin Ryan
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wood can rot. Who knows if man will maintain it. Not up to Torontos code.

ex-jedi
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those stairs were not great. https://twitter.com/zchamu/status/888081185062227970

mhubert10
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who secures the rail post to a tread?

Elizabeth
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

was this a liability issue? they might be legally less responsible for a dirt row than an "improperly build" staircase. Wooden staircases that are outdoors do degrade over time, I wonder if the original $65k quote was for concrete or something with more longevity.

Suzanne Haigh
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toronto? Canada? Tares down Why? I thought Canada was a fair country?

Michael Capriola
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare that man deprive hard-working government officials of their graft!

Deb Dedon
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The City just HATES to be wrong.

Dylan Li
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... the stairs were kinda janky... no foundation... slippery when wet... it was a valid decision... the city built another one... out of concrete... so not that outrageous...

Debbie Burton
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah they don't look safe at all. City probably didnt want to get sued

W Bruce Jaworski
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From someone who builds stairs, I would tear them down too. Safety hazard. I could build them right for that amount and have. Jeez! What were they thinking? $65,000 even more stupid to pay.

Máté Jancsek
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This might as well could be a story from Hungary. We have a kind of a joke party, who made rain cowers for bus stops and fixed roads, just so the current government (better call dictator) could tear them down

Máté Jancsek
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He, This sotry might as well came from Hungary. We have a kind of a joke party who built many rain cover for bus stops and fixed roads, and the curretn goverment (or better call dictator) tear them down

LaToya Collins
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i haven't even gotten to the others and this must be the most f****d up

Just Me
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stairs leading to an allotment garden. Torn down for liability reasons as city-owned the gardens and considered stairs unsafe. protest and city replaced with safer stairs

S.
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if it was unsafe and illegal in other countries, 65k is still too much. They're asking for stairs, not an escalator.

Valerica Rosca
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duh!!! How can they make some money for a delicious dinner if not by building stairs that cost $65,000?

Pattie Kelly
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One big step for the Seniors One big tear down by the city who could care less.

Angela Buyck
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laugh if someone gets hurt Sue's the city. Lol pure justice. They don't want you doing a good job.

Andrew Joseph
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bravo!!! bravo!!! bravo!!! Salute sir!!!

Trish Christoffersen
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to downvote this because it makes me so damn mad, but I want to upvote because of stupidity in government doesn't just happen in the US!

okpkpkp
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put up an ELEVATOR then. We "seniors" are getting pretty tired of "climbing stairs."

movie maven
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is exactly what bureaucracy was designed to do halting any & all sensible, low-cost viable, stable, alternative, etc.designs &/or ideas as reasonable solutions. thus forcing us all to pay the most extreme highest costs possible city & state gov. approved contracts.

rustic raven
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank-you you took the words right out of my mouth , is that cause they can really get away with charging that much . You guys really suck big time I thought you might be better than that guess not ;=[[[[[

Liz Sanchez
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The city thanked the man in an official letter. They told him they had to tear down because of safety concerns. But did rebuild them for around 1'500 which is significantly less.

Liz Sanchez
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The city thanked the man with an official letter. They were torn down because of code violations. And rebuilt for i think around 1'500 which is significantly less.

Michèle Gyselinck
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, they do look rather rickety to me. Not sure I'd use them, and I'm not a senior yet.

Joannie Goulet
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm Canadian and sadly I'm not even surprised this happened.

Thomas Turnbull
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The city is just plain stupid

Laura Perkinson
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how sad some bureaucrat decided it was not up to code! jerks

Craig Skoney
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Were they anchored properly, according to building code? On the surface, it looks outrageous. Maybe this is slightly sensationalized.

Ross Rebbeck
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree that $65k seems way over the top! But sadly this staircase is a safety disaster-in-waiting, despite the good intentions of the person who built it. I can see half a dozen serious faults just from this one photo.

Frank Merino
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It;s all about liability. Who gets sued should there be an accident.

Andy Southern
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Full story or link please, I'm questioning this.

Sarah Rice
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same at least make steps that work, why would sameone leave the back just rock.

Bobbi Qualls
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so sad that they thought it right to tear them down. He built it for them and the city didn't get their just dues? The city should be ashamed of their selves.

Sue Donim
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7 years ago

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Chris Sprucefield
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's council's for you... If WE think it up, and do it, it's OK, if someone else? Nope!!! Completely unacceptable. It's mostly down to if they are to get sued or not, should anything happen.

Shirley Battie
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DESTROYING OUR SOULS amounts to psychological torture

Dániel Tahin
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a common thing in Hungary. If city does something it's insanely expensive (politicians and friends steal the most of the price) but if an other party does it for fraction of a price they say it's illegal and remove it. Bus stops, benches, ramps...

Milena Matic
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When City officials only care about their own.... stairs builders :-(

David Smojver
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7 years ago

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Annie Hu
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to say thank you to the guy who bulit it for 550 and let him know that what he did was really appreaciated.

Carol Marshall
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7 years ago

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Siddharth Rath
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7 years ago

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Pamela Scott
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd just about bet the city said these stairs are not up to our code, better to chance the seniors falling on this steep hill than these perfectly usable stairs.

Michael McNeely
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the mayor should be shoved down this hill,

Rhon
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’d be right 🙄

Lucy Bell
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want sure if should up or down vote this. This is outrageously stupid.

Annet Rintjema
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cannot be real... How stupid are we

Alex Bailey
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google it. It is real. Replaced with concrete steps and metal handrails either side.

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Kate Fowler
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The numbers are wrong on this. The cost to the council was going to be more that 65K, the bloke installed some stairs, then the council ripped them down and put in a cheaper set of stairs that cost a third of the original price

Martti Laurson
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should've paid the man 1000 bucks and apologized for being d***s.

Genevieve Pearson
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happened in a suburb in Joburg, South Africa too. Man build bridge across a stream allowing people to walk dogs and workers to cross to get to work instead of adding kilometers to their journey. United a community. One crappy neighbor complained and city interfered saying it needed to be properly designed and built at huge cost of course then tore it down. This, in a country where everyone flouts city by-laws, and we need people to stand together to get anything done..... completely selfish and destructive.

DancingToMyself
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But... But I like South Africa. Please don't crush my little dream. :(

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Brenda Reynolds
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow that's awfully fu.,.............king nice of the city to do that😫😢 what is the world coming to when we can't help the elders?

Christie Wilson
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think one more person should repeat that the stairs are not safe.. hahahaha! $65,000is a lot, though. Wish there was a link to support the facts.

Ohio Hands
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Government bureaucracy at work folks

Rikard Krvaric
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks Government... you always know best!

Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Canada? How could this happen in Canada?

Pam Harris
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cost the city more to tear it down, I'm sure! What a waste.

Rick Penn
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7 years ago

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no one special
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF what the hell was the point here damn they should've just F**** left it

Notsoswift
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those that think laws apply to others

GeneralZod
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I needed a new railing for the 3 stairs going into my house. Built one for about $75 in materials. My town code inspector found out and cited me for not getting a permit first for the THREE stairs. I was forced to tear it down, apply for permit, pay citation, rebuild it, and have it inspected. Total cost was about $1,000.

Chyppa Homer
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they clearly stated it would cost 65k, so it's just common sense that they will tear it down another 117 times

Isla Reyne
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$65,000? Really? Do they union carpenters make $1500 per hour or something? Oh, right - it's Canada. Someone's got to pay for the socialized medicine. Never mind, move on.

Slune
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What when it's rainy a d frozen?

rhyan lumilay
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

seriously? what's wrong with you people?

Celental Midnight
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What??? Why??? Good lord this is s**t

Efia
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep.. this was the first time I was kind of disappointed of this country :(

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Mark Jaress
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a senior, I hope the cities seniors filed a class action suit

Joe Clark
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Toronto city government has also said that he may be arrested and charged with vandalism and destruction of public property.

Kjorn
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7 years ago

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one word: syndicate

Monika Soffronow
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7 years ago

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The bl%&/y f·/"%ng bureaucrat who took the decision should be fired ASAP. My, that is ridiculous! His son-in-law probably owns the company charging the 65K.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but to me this seems to be more vulgar and immoral than the last porn movie I watched.

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    #20

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    #21

    Totally Normal And Fine

    Totally Normal And Fine

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful now. All the Trump supporters will cry fake news.

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    #22

    S**t Like This Just Happens Constantly Now

    S**t Like This Just Happens Constantly Now

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that fake smile would open the door from the #17 post

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    #23

    Liquidation Sale

    Liquidation Sale

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not as bad as 'things to do before you die' why not 'things to do while you're still alive' much more positive.

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    #24

    Plastic, As God Made It

    Plastic, As God Made It

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't George Carlin say that the only reason Earth hasn't killed us is that it can't make plastic and needs us to do it?

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    #25

    Gun Show This Weekend

    Gun Show This Weekend

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been documented that after a mass/school shooting, gun sales actually go up. How sick is that?

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    #26

    Teachers Gifted Supplies For Their Classrooms ...on A Talk Show

    Teachers Gifted Supplies For Their Classrooms ...on A Talk Show

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    #27

    Late Stage Capitalism

    Late Stage Capitalism

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the simple fact that you're out of blood, solve ALL your problems ? Including housing ? Just a tought

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    #28

    Be Happy

    Be Happy

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if you don't smile, an exec will immediately bolt from his office and grin at the door for you :D

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    #29

    Life Is Beautiful

    Life Is Beautiful

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. STUNNING!! (It's sarcasm, relax)

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    #30

    Jaywalkers Under Surveillance In Shenzhen Soon To Be Punished Via Text Messages

     Jaywalkers Under Surveillance In Shenzhen Soon To Be Punished Via Text Messages

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this surprising? did you really think they were developing this kind of technology just for your social photo tagging to be easier? come on.

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    #31

    Google Helps Its Sponsors Before Its Users

    Google Helps Its Sponsors Before Its Users

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    They Love It!

    They Love It!

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE. Biggest nope of my life NOPE

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    #33

    I Withdrew Some Cash And The Receipt Has The Most Dystopian Bloody Thing On It

    I Withdrew Some Cash And The Receipt Has The Most Dystopian Bloody Thing On It

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a dalmation out the backseat window?

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    #34

    I'm Sure The Sermen Drew Some Comparison With Following "False Prophets"

    I'm Sure The Sermen Drew Some Comparison With Following "False Prophets"

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this challenge honor the Christ... Poor Him, it must be tiredsome to be loved by idiots.

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    #36

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    #37

    It’s Really Hard Watching Other People Live Out Your Dreams

    It’s Really Hard Watching Other People Live Out Your Dreams

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    ille102
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is probably obvious to most, but the reductress is, just like the onion, a satire site :) just so you know

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    #38

    You Don't Need Therapy

    You Don't Need Therapy

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    Joe Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a new car so you can drive to therapy.

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    #39

    The Fortune In These Fortune Cookies

    The Fortune In These Fortune Cookies

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    Bleeding You Dry

    Bleeding You Dry

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving your blood is a good thing, having no choice but selling your blood sucks

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    #41

    Aligned With The Holiday Spirit

    Aligned With The Holiday Spirit

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    Tobias Meiner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? This can be a police parking lot, military base, impound lot, a mint etc.

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    #42

    You've Heard Of Elf On The Shelf, Now Get Ready For

    You've Heard Of Elf On The Shelf, Now Get Ready For

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    Smoofy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

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    #43

    How America Ends

    How America Ends

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    #44

    The Important News

    The Important News

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an update. Bus probably fell from the cliff, crashed on a cemetery, and they are keeping the viewers up to date on how many victims they keep finding under the wreck. Chips look tasty though :D

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    #45

    Golden Fistbump

    Golden Fistbump

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

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    #46

    This Escorting Website Features A Live-Updated Student Debt Clock

    This Escorting Website Features A Live-Updated Student Debt Clock

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So consequently, government, banks, and universities are pimps.

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    #47

    Happiness Within Reach

    Happiness Within Reach

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people who 'live' in walmart and mcdo doesn't like to walk :-)

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    #48

    Back To School Shopping

    Back To School Shopping

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    Me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't this feel safe and free?

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    #49

    Facebook Served Me An Ad Inside Of A Private Chat

    Facebook Served Me An Ad Inside Of A Private Chat

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is private on Facebook, even when you think it is.

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    #50

    Their Main Concern Isn't Population Changes, It's Diaper Sales

    Their Main Concern Isn't Population Changes, It's Diaper Sales

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God. We're already over populated

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    #51

    Over 2 Million People Watched "Top 10 Teen Life Sentence Reactions" For Their Entertainment

    Over 2 Million People Watched "Top 10 Teen Life Sentence Reactions" For Their Entertainment

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly enough, curiosity at the misfortune of others is part of life. In this case it’s some sort of guilt free entertainment because all the convicts were murderers and surely deserved that harsh punishment.

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    #52

    4 Ways Sexual Harassment Can Cost Us

    4 Ways Sexual Harassment Can Cost Us

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it's aimed at management that ignores workers' bad conduct, because they happen to be good at their job or they just don't think it's a big deal. It makes sense the campaign would tackle the issue from this angle, as this is the only way to get through to these people. Still s****y, but I get it.

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    #53

    Protect The Dear Leader, Report Fake News

    Protect The Dear Leader, Report Fake News

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    issam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wished he looked like that figure .

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    #54

    Hey Human, Wan't Cold And Clean Water? Subscribe For Just $1.99 A Month

    Hey Human, Wan't Cold And Clean Water? Subscribe For Just $1.99 A Month

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    #55

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    Prestigous Cactus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: Cali: "Can you guys fight this fire? We can't pay you much and you won't be able to become a firefighter later. But it's completely voluntary." *People* in *Prison*: Yeah whatever we'll do it. Cali: We'll make sure you guys get credit on Twitter. PiP: Wouldn't it be dumb if people complained about that? Cali: Yeah that would be dumb, thanks guys.

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    #56

    Remember, Your Job Is W H O Y O U A R E

    Remember, Your Job Is W H O Y O U A R E

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    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it makes for s****y conversation when meeting people. "What do you do?" Zzzzzzzz. I'd much rather know what someone's hobby is or what they do to bring joy into their lives. Even if it's sports or religion, it's better than hearing about what one does to fund their fun.

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    #57

    Addiction Is The Most Powerful Tool For Workplace Productivity

    Addiction Is The Most Powerful Tool For Workplace Productivity

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    #58

    A Breath Of Fresh Air At The Airport

    A Breath Of Fresh Air At The Airport

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will even look up from their phones to notice.

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    #59

    This Student Loan Payment Site That Looks Like A Mobile Game...

    This Student Loan Payment Site That Looks Like A Mobile Game...

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    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a legitimate thing. This is Givling. By playing a trivia game and watching ads

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    #60

    Get Drunk, Go Shopping, Kill Yourself

    Get Drunk, Go Shopping, Kill Yourself

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well.... Can't say no to that.

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    #61

    Stories That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity. The First Two Are Ads

    Stories That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity. The First Two Are Ads

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    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well one is called the hope detector, and the other is good odds??? it sounds nice?

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    #62

    Just Work Until You Die

    Just Work Until You Die

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    #63

    H A P P I N E S S

    H A P P I N E S S

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    Boo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with that rogue truck going the wrong way?

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    #64

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The British Army is one of the very few Armies in the World that still recruits child soldiers. The UK is one of only 19 countries worldwide to recruit 16-year-olds. Other countries that do so include North Korea, Iran and Syria. No other EU or Nato member state recruits 16-year-olds. Some 2,250 minors were recruited into the armed forces in the past 12 months. The army alone enlisted 1,000 16-year-olds. This makes 16-year-olds the single biggest age group entering the army. The army states that it uses the recruitment of minors as “an opportunity to mitigate standard entry shortfalls, particularly for the infantry”. This is worrying because the infantry has the highest fatality and injury rate of any branch of the armed forces. Child Soldiers International has found that soldiers who enlisted at 16 were twice as likely to die in Afghanistan as those who enlisted aged 18 or above

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    #65

    Found In The Chicago Tribune: "Brand Disputes Make Couples Unhappy"

    Found In The Chicago Tribune: "Brand Disputes Make Couples Unhappy"

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridicolous. I don't care what brand whiskey my wife buys. As long as she's buying whiskey, I'm good.

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    #66

    The More You Consume The Happier You’ll Be

    The More You Consume The Happier You’ll Be

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    #67

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not important all. In France, the nursery rythm and kid songs we teach to our kids are mostly creepy AF and it doesn't make them serial killers. There is nothing to get upset here. This isn't dystopian at all, it's just people trying to get attention with a story that is probably not even true.

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    #68

    The Cash For Gold Business Is Getting Into The Dystopian Market

    The Cash For Gold Business Is Getting Into The Dystopian Market

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    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That`s normal? Every shop that buys gold advertises that it includes gold teeth. At least here in Germany.

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    #69

    Now Kids Can Play And Learn About Consumerism

    Now Kids Can Play And Learn About Consumerism

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of toys has been around since forever. It's not about consumerism, its about learning to add and cost of things.

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    #70

    Mcdonalds Targeting Kids

    Mcdonalds Targeting Kids

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    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McD's has been targeting kids since they opened. Their spokesman is a creepy clown after all.

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    #71

    Our Excessive Working Hours Prevent Our Employees Proper Amounts Of Sleep! Aren't We Quirky?

    Our Excessive Working Hours Prevent Our Employees Proper Amounts Of Sleep! Aren't We Quirky?

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shut up. Bakers have since the invention of the job being an external one have to rise early AF. They start early - they stop early. If they don't get enough sleep, that's not on their employer.

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    #72

    Start 'Em Young

    Start 'Em Young

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, start m young. teach them to shop, to select produce, to cook. Wait.. that's just all part of raising your kids ffs

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