We all know that we’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover. It’s what’s on the inside that counts! But sometimes, it’s really hard to look past the exterior, especially if it features some absolutely terrible artwork.
Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find the worst examples of the book cover art the world has ever seen. From cringey illustrations to photos that have nothing to do with the actual plot, it’s clear that being a great writer doesn’t mean that someone also has a great eye for art. Enjoy scrolling through these hilarious books, and remember to upvote the images that you can’t help but giggle at!
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Crime And Punishemt - Fyodor Dostoevsky
The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka
But... You're A Horse - Jon Bon Pony
According to WordsRated, the most common way that people decide to read a new book is based on recommendations from friends or family members. Other popular ways people pick their next read are because it’s from their favorite author, they saw it on social media, they heard about it on a book-related website, or they saw it on a best-sellers list.
If you’re an author who wants people to randomly pick up your book in a store, though, you’re going to have to rely on having a great cover. And apparently, that can be extremely difficult to achieve. The BBC notes that “a successful cover conveys something about the words inside.” If there’s a disconnect between what vibe the cover gives off and what the story is actually about, readers might be disappointed.
How To Let Bro Know That You Want To Be More Than Friends - B. J. Nomnom
The Annotated Pride And Prejudice - Jane Austen
A Hero Of Our Time - Mikhail Lermontov
Artists who design book covers know that they have to create something that will really stand out if they want the book to be picked up. “Bookshops are such a riot,” says Jon Gray, who’s been designing covers for popular writers for over two decades. “It’s like a big crowded party and you’re trying to get your face to stand out in the crowd. To make an impact and get someone to pick up a book and turn it over is getting harder and harder.”
The Odyssey - Homer
La Metamorfosis By Kafka
Gumby 50 Shades Of Clay - Papercut
Whitefox also urges authors to invest in an excellent design before publishing their books. This can help build credibility and convey professionalism to readers. It also allows authors to target the right audience. We all know that certain genres have styles or fonts that loyal readers are used to seeing. So the cover should make it clear to readers what they’re getting themselves into.
The Master And Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov
The rest is ok, but they butchered poor Behemoth! He was my favorite character too!
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
That's actually the cover for a book called "Morning Glory Milking Farm: a Monster Bait Romance". It's about a company that milks male minotaurs and sells the, er, product. Yes, it is somehow marketed as a "romance" book, because one of the facility's employees falls in love with one of the clients. Yes, I have read the book XD
The Pig's Head, Part 1 - Demetri Paul
When it comes to what makes a great book cover, Whitefox notes that it must, above all, be visually pleasing. Authors hope that their books will be on bookshelves for decades to come, so you’ll want something that’s going to look nice forever.
Meanwhile, it should represent the tone and genre of the story. And there should be extreme attention to detail in its design. If the book is part of a series, there should be consistency in each book’s design. And nowadays, the design should also translate well to digital formats, such as a Kindle.
Do You Want To Play With My Balls? - The Cifaldi Brothers
Told My Spouse How Much I Love Terrible Book Covers And He Insisted I Show My Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
Loved The Book But Hated This Cover As A Kid
If you’re designing a book cover and you want to avoid making any mistakes that will hurt your sales, LitReactor has some advice. First, they recommend starting with a “bestseller swipe file.” Find the most popular books in your subgenre from recent years, and compile a list of all of their covers. Notice similarities in fonts, styles, colors, and more. You obviously don’t want to copy any of these covers, but they can provide you with inspiration and steer you in the right direction.
The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo - Adam Roberts
How To Contact Space People - Ted Owens
What A Gem
When choosing the color scheme for a book cover, you want to choose something bold, but don’t go against the grain. LitReactor notes that if the vast majority of books in your genre use the same colors, you might need to follow suit, so readers understand the tone of your story. The same goes for fonts. First and foremost, it should be legible. But you might also need to pick something that is a popular choice for your particular genre.
The Iliad - Homer
Pride And Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Picture Of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
While it’s great to have a book cover that clearly conveys what a book is about, designers still have to be careful not to include too many elements on the cover. Sometimes, less is more. And authors have to test the cover at thumbnail size to see if it’s still legible, as some people might look at it that way on mobile devices. If there’s too much happening on the cover, the details might get muddied when the image is shrunken down.
Time Swirl (Binky Book 1) - John Pirillo
The Girl Next Door - Jack Ketchum
This looks like a glorious 90s-era Goosebumps/Bone Chillers-esque cover. Nothing wrong here. It's not bad, it's perfect XD
Coplete Works Of Oscar Wilde
"His last name is Wilde, so he must write about wild stuff...right?"
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The Brothers Karamazon - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Those look more like the Property Brothers than the Brothers Karamazov XD
Texting Mr. Right - Diane Dean White
So, since she's clearly texting someone else, and not the man on the left, does that mean he's not Mr. Right? XD
Firestarter - Stephen King
It's in Swedish. It is, however, NOT the IKEA version of "Firestarter" ;) Eld = fire. Född = born
Anne Frank's Diary - Anne Frank
The Age Of Innocence - Edith Wharton
This looks like a graphic straight out of one of the old DOS games I used to play as a kid. Maybe one of the later Sierra games XD
Children Of The Lambs: An Old Myth Brought To Life By Rogue Science! - John Aalborg
If the cover was any good then nobody, literally nobody, would buy the book.
Sportin’ A ‘Tude - Patsy Clairmont
Adolf - Osamu Tezuka
Daughter Of Smoke & Bone - Laini Taylor
Romeo And Juliet - William Shakespeare
Very Bold
The marketing team, none of whom ever read the book, said, "Skin sells, and Lilith is a woman. Go for it.".
Demons - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Answer To Job - Carl Jung
Very surreal. I like it. Jung's argument is that Job was more moral than God because God was "incited by Satan to torment Job without justification”. The cheese grater is a nice metaphor for torment.
Eagle Bird One (The Voyage To Save The Earth) - Charles Hinton
On Wheels - John Jakes
Frankenstein: Or The Modern Prometheus - Mary Shelley
All Change: Winston Can Hardly Wait For Puberty - Roger Day
The Grooming Of Alice - Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Gabi, A Girl In Pieces - Isabel Quintero
A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
Haunted - Chuck Palahniuk
The Portrait Of Dorian Gray (Brazilian Edition)
The Picture of Dorian Gray is the name. Not portrait… caption-writer, bad cover notwithstanding.
That Is Some Cover
This Gives Me Nightmares
Frankenstein, Or The Modern Prometheus - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'm pretty sure this was the actual cover when I read this in high school, circa 1986. Looked it up, survey says . . . YUP! Oh, look at that - source is amazon
Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
I mean, that's probably kind of what they looked like during the practice battles, but maybe not so cutesy? XD
The Demon's Lexicon - Sarah Rees Brennan
The model reminds me of Tom Welling, who played Clark Kent in Smallville. Picture to follow.
La Morte Sous Les Glycines - Harry Street
Isis: The Beauty Myth - Shawn James
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street - George Dibdin Pitt
Boy Wonder: My Life In Tights - Burt Ward
From goodreads: "As Robin, the Boy Wonder in the popular "Batman" television series -- still seen in every television U.S. and abroad -- Burt Ward has become a durable cult figure recognized the world over. In his book he describes how a 21-year-old former part-time real estate agent coped with the overnight transition to world-wide recognizable male s e x symbol." So, the cover seems accurate, package and all.
Blood Meridian - Cormac Mccarthy
From the author of No Country for Old Men: Decent artwork on this one, by an actual artist even if it's not exactly a lovable image. From the Internet: "Blood Meridian is a violent, epic novel by Cormac McCarthy, published in 1985, that subverts the Western genre by depicting the brutal reality of westward expansion on the Texas-Mexico border in the 1850s, following a teenage runaway known as "the Kid" who joins a gang of scalp hunters led by the enigmatic Judge Holden. The book is known for its sparse, poetic prose, biblical allusions, and unflinching portrayal of violence, exploring themes of war, fate, and the nature of evil through the Glanton Gang's historical exploits."
