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When I hear the word ‘prankster’, my mind immediately thinks of The Mask and Bart Simpson. They might have hearts of gold, but they’re real jerks. However, it’s not just imaginary characters who like to make people’s lives difficult — there are plenty of jokester animals out there, too. Chief among them are birds. And they’re just waiting for the perfect moment to pounce and ruin your day. A pity they’re usually the only ones laughing at their horrible jokes.
If you ever thought that all the types of birds are sweet, innocent, and fluffy, well, we can tell you that the only animals in the world like that are pandas. No, no, we’re not biased. Not one bit. You have to believe us. [Hides panda flag].
To show you the hidden dark side that dwells within the hearts of all birbs out there, Bored Panda presents to you this list, freshly forged in the halls of our Editorial Department. Upvote the jerkiest pet birds, let us know in the comments which ones you think are the worst offenders, and warn your friends that birds are not as cute as they seem! While you’re on a roll, have a look through Bored Panda’s other fun lists about cats being jerks, funny animals that don’t care about rules, and bosses acting like the biggest jerks on the planet.
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#1
Angry Cockatoo Tears Down Anti-Bird Spikes And Throws Them To The Ground
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
His face as he watches the spikes fall to the ground. Zero f***s given. Priceless.
Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago
Have you seen Harley the Cockatoo on Youtube? She's hilarious, esp. when she is experimenting with sounds like a birdie scientist.
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#2
This Bird Waits For My Coworker To Show Up Every Morning. Then Spends The Day Looking At Itself In The Mirror And Shitting
Foxxy 6 years ago
That would suck, bird poop is so bad for the cars paintwork. Would get tiresome washing it off everyday.
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Sounds like a personal vendetta to me. What did your friend ever do to that (or any) bird to deserve this?
Martha Meyer 6 years ago
That bird doesn't realize it's a mirror. It thinks it's looking at a rival probably.
DancingToMyself 6 years ago
Dude, that bird in the mirror is huuuge. He has to show him that he's big also.
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Katinka Min 6 years ago
The bird just thinks there is a companion in the mirror. I do feel a tad sorry for hte car owner, though. Maybe he can cover the mirror and/or park elsewhere for a while so the bird loses interest?
Miss Cris 6 years ago
Oh, I thought you were to say that you were sorry for the poor bird!
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Sterrin Arnold 6 years ago
That's pretty much how I spend my days..... looking at myself in the mirror and s******g.
#3
Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone...
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
I’d keep it, and even seal the footprints so they won’t wear off.
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Purple Space Cow 6 years ago
That happened to my desk, but with kitty prints. Needless to say, I never cleaned it up.
You might be willing to give our flying feathered friends a pass, but there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that birds can be real cretins. Just like some people. Sometimes worse. From aggressive behavior to unquenchable greed, one look at these funny birds will have you thinking its an apt representation of what human society would look like after the Apocalypse. And if birds are distant descendants of dinosaurs, I’d rather not think of the dastardly pranks that a T-Rex and his pals would pull if they were ever cloned!
#4
I Don't Think This Bird Can Read
Marianne Hord 6 years ago (edited)
Nah, they just dont give a sh**. Ive seen first hand birds ignoring it. Annoys the hell out of humans though.
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Renate Stargardt 6 years ago
At one of my neighbors, a bird has been nesting every spring for a couple of years now ... in the mailbox. He has meanwhile procured a second mailbox ... for the breeding season ... so the bird won't be disturbed!
Suzanne Clark 6 years ago
Actually, the bird ordered the unit in order to keep other birds away from its nest.
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
I love this, you know why? Because a person was ordered to put this up on the wall to deter birds and for his love of birds he put it up then didn't turn it on. LOL
#5
Classic
Hans 6 years ago
"The Southern Two-Beaked Stack-O-Gull appears to be clumsy, but its ability to steal ice cream cones from unwitted beacher-goers is unchallenged."
La Petite Morte 6 years ago
Step 1: Stand on top of me. Step 2: ???? Step 3: Snack....err Profit!!
#6
This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
A view only the chosen fish get to see. Well, the last view they see.
Roy Phillips 6 years ago (edited)
A wonderful bird is the pelican His bill can hold more than his belican He can take in his beak Food enough for a week But I'm darned if I see how the helican Dixon Lanier Merritt(1879 - 1972)
It’s not just us who think birds are idiots. Scientists are on our side. Taki’s Magazine writes about the very worst flying egomaniacs who don’t care about anyone but themselves. Take hummingbirds as an example. The egoistically smart birds are so greedy, they claim bird feeders, and won’t let anyone else near them. Not even for a taste.
#7
Just Try To Frigging Cage Me Again
Alexandra Rupp 6 years ago
...and because historically plastic has not been around as long as humans have been cageing birds ?
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
In the dictionary, under “Defiance”, should be this picture of this bird.
Wyndmere 6 years ago
Sounds accurate. Between them and the tree shredding wood p****r -- nothing is safe.
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#8
[Screw] This Tree In Particular
![[Screw] This Tree In Particular](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/birds-being-jerks-72-5d5fb4571ad61__700.jpg "[Screw] This Tree In Particular")
Mia Cardenas 6 years ago
If you ever lived around a tree being destroyed by a woodpecker, you know how loud it can be. Beautiful birds
Terri Lee 6 years ago
They are but quite annoying when they attack your house!
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Jody Mathews 6 years ago
Be a doctor, they said, be a lawyer, they said, there's no future in art! Ha!
Display Name 6 years ago
There's a dumb woodpecker around my house who pecks the metal light pole across the street - repeatedly for an hour at a time. It echoes throughout the area.
Lillukka79 6 years ago
Not dumb, genious. He's telling others it's his territory and the metallic sound echoes a lot further then wood. The spotted woodpeckers around here do the same.
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#9
So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?
Bob Beltcher 6 years ago
I asked multiple times, but they never told me where the farm is. To this day, I've never visited my dad's "other" sister. Lol.
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Alice Laughs 6 years ago
I WISH they would set up nature documentaries like CSI
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AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
Oh it went to heaven all right, but pretty sure those aren't his wings lol
White Raven 6 years ago
Yeah, wouldn't the snow be more shuffled up if a bird was hunting a bunny?
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Now, are you ready for something spooky and chilling about crows? I warn you, you’ll never look at them the same again. Crows are, apparently, the living embodiments of gluttony. They eat everything. And I mean everything. From garbage to tiny, beautiful baby birbs. Crows have a special appetite for robins and bluebirds. I did warn you.
#10
Taken One Second Before Disaster
Wyndmere 6 years ago
Just wait a moment until he starts screaming as his tail gets plucked.
Load More Replies... AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
awwww he's a green cheek Conure. I have one his name is Cricket and that face is sooo sweet. The cockatiel in the back.... yup I can see them doing that.
Charlene Brickey 6 years ago
Hang on just a second and I'll have it, then we can finish the photo shoot girlfriend!
Charlene Brickey 6 years ago
Beautiful girls! Can you move over to the right just a bit. Thank you.
ChiveChilly 6 years ago
I could totally see this happening with my cockatiels and green cheek conure :)
#11
This Goose Is Fery Angry
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Sometimes the most effective security devices aren’t high tech and cutting edge; they’re low tech and old school. Put that goose on salary!
Ashley Galyen 6 years ago
Everyone complains about Canadian geese, but these at our apartment were very nice. Even during nesting season. I can't figure it out since they seem to migrate every year. Now the ones at my previous employer, they thought they could chase cars.
Wyndmere 6 years ago
At first, I thought mat was a typo for mate. But I see the mat, and I think you nailed it.
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Some geese can be aggressive and they bite VERY HARD! I have known people that have them on their property instead of dogs
#12
This Bird [friggin] Hates Spelling
![This Bird [friggin] Hates Spelling](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/birds-being-jerks-28-5d5e4fcb75021__700.jpg "This Bird [friggin] Hates Spelling")
Lynda Momalo 6 years ago (edited)
I had a cockatiel (who flew away), and, yes, they do destroy everything! "Screw all those toys and things to chew on, I'd rather chew your computer's electrical cords and clicker buttons, and the covers of all your paperback books!" (Still, I wish I had him back -- he was also a sweet cuddler and fierce self-appointed "protector" perching on me whenever I napped.
Debi Biderman 6 years ago
All my books from when I was a kid had my Parakeet Socrates nibbles on them. I used to be able to take that bird outside and fly him. He was my buddy. After he died(my neighbor took him off my porch to fly him without me and he flew away and never came back)i I got a cat. Still miss him 55 years later
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Felicia Dale 6 years ago
Our little parrot once renamed my husband's laptop's hard drive. He was playing with the keys while we were busy... Luckily, my husband remembered the original name! Silly bird...
Oh, and if you thought that the majestic bald eagles are exempt from criticism, think again. They’re such jerks that even other birds think they’re jerks. Bald eagles are so inept at hunting, they usually steal other birds’ prey or eat carrion, like vultures. Yuck.
#13
Bird Trying To Snack On The Family Pet
Rissie 6 years ago
Well this time he will be feeling the car hairs long after this little encounter ;)
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Mia Cardenas 6 years ago
Pelicans are awesome and their beak is soft. I volunteer at a wildlife refuge and we have two that chase me around and gnaw on my ankles. Does not hurt but he believes to be delivering a fierce attack :-)
#14
Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous
Hans 6 years ago
I see people doing weird dances while an innocent bird tried to calmly eat his lunch. Such antics!
Ryan Osbaldeston 6 years ago
Can you imagine being the one who captured this picture? Talk about perfect timing
#15
This Happened
PandaPiñata 6 years ago
This is orinially from a Photoshop battle. Follow the link right under the picture ;) Also the false teeth are missing some shadows so it´s quite obvious that the photo is fake.
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Part of me wants to know how, and part of me wants to put my mental image of how right out of my mind.
Not to mention some of the biggest meanies around — Canada geese and swans. Canada geese are legendary for their aggressive animal behavior and are known for how often they attack people. Though, according to USA Today, they only do so because people are expanding into their territory and getting too close to their eggs or newborn birbs. The same goes for swans: though they’re graceful and beautiful, they will stop at nothing to defend their kids if anyone gets near them.
If you ever see a hummingbird eyeing your ice-cream or a crow looking at you funny — drop everything and run. Hide. And lock the doors. Otherwise, you might be another victim of jerk birds.
#16
The Australian Firehawks
Australian firehawks proactively spread wildfires. Observers report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks. After succesfully spreading the fire, the "firehawks" are able to pick out fleeing prey or mung on the charred remains of those critters who didn't make it out in time.
Michelle Chevalier 6 years ago
Australia does it again! Spiders the size of german shepherds, poisonous EVERYTHING, and now birds that can harness the power of fire....smh
Wyndmere 6 years ago
Hahahaha - Spiders the size of German shepards??!!! Funny analogy, but I hate spiders. OMG! Australia is becoming the land of my nightmares.
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Sharon Conlan 6 years ago
Erm the same as people do in the USA, just without guns
Load More Replies... Ryan Osbaldeston 6 years ago
Sure you could interpret this as a*****e behavior. I'm just impressed. This is an entire species of bird that has learned how to use fire to their advantage. Next up, stone age.
#17
Who's Laughing Now Ass****?
Emma Hunter 6 years ago
I don't understand the censored a*****e, a*s is the profanity not hole.
#18
"Is This Cake Batter?!" *dunks Entire Head In*
Char Char 6 years ago
It was batter and now it's better but a little bitter.
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Foxxy 6 years ago
Same, first thing I thought when I read this. I don’t think I could be mad with the bird for doing that, I reckon it would be too damn funny lol.
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago (edited)
So this is the inspiration for “Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie”. (Before you start getting your hackles up, I am in NO way suggesting baking the bird in the cake. I’m just making a joke about a nursery rhyme. So simmer down.)
#19
Yoink!
ChiveChilly 6 years ago
He was distracting the cockatoo so it wouldn't attack his friend. That's a good boy move.
Tahani 6 years ago
Fun part is the upside down bird in the first image that the white one is hollering at! Decoy and distraction!
mandy randall 6 years ago
I think it's a female protecting the male, most male species are more colorful. B get off my boyfriend:)
Amanda Scott 6 years ago
Male and female rainbow lorikeets are actually identical. It’s just that you can see the colourful underside on the one hanging upside down ;)
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Farah Moloobhai 6 years ago
"Dont flirt with my chick... or il pull a feather out..." 3 seconds later - "I warned you..."
#20
Basically A Summary Of What Its Like To Own A Bird
olivia martinez 6 years ago
My bird actually once did that and no one believed me
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Martha Meyer 6 years ago
Give this bird a mate and something better to than paper to work it's beak. They love wood, especially cork.
Jessica A 6 years ago
These birds are the cutest! They always c**k their heads like that and they look like they're blushing
Dorothy Parker 6 years ago
Love cockatiels. They're like three year olds, happier with the box than with the contents.
#21
Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I'm Trying To Work. D**k
Moo Moo Futch 6 years ago
I have a BIG BIG Herring Gull called Brian who visits every day. I open the front door in the morning and he will be down on his belly waiting on my path for the scraps of food my cats didn't eat the day before. He has been coming since before we saved his life when we found him outside our house laying in the gutter struggling terribly with a fishing weight hanging out of his beak. He had swallowed a lot of discarded fishing line some moron had left out either on the shore or in the sea. He'd been visiting for years at that point but but knew where to come when he needed help. My neighbours don't understand, as far as they are concerned if they found him laying in the gutter dying they would have just left him there.
tuzdayschild 6 years ago
He has a message for you and can't go back to his home planet until it is delivered.
#22
Payback To The Masters
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
oh he is. My cockatoo is very proud when she does something naughty after being mad at us. lol
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Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Just call your expensive cable company and get a new one for free!
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
That’s its actual eye. I never even noticed they look like toy eyes.
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This Hawk Has Approximately Zero F**ks To Give About The Bees
Hans 6 years ago
I might mix things up, but I think there are sveveral species of Hawk who are "bee-proof".
Hans 6 years ago
Quite close, it is the European honey buzzard. It hjas features that make it almost un-stingable, so it can feed on larvaes of wasps.
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#24
It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen
#25
So This Dick Takes The Best Parking Spot Today
Moo Moo Futch 6 years ago
My great uncle Terry had a dairy farm when I was a kid. My mum took me to visit one time when I was 14 - and already six foot tall. She was sat at the kitchen table talking to her aunt while I went out exploring. I was warned about the Geestapo outside the farm house. But when I met the pissy Peacock I realised the Geese were easy to get around. Mum said all she could see was my head moving back and forth over the top of the hedge row outside. She didn't realise I was running from a very angry, seriously pissed off Peacock. I'll never forgotten that. It's funny in hind sight but at the time damn. I couldn't get my legs to move fast enough.
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
He can have it. First, he is absolutely beautiful. Second, peacocks can be incredibly nasty and should be given a wide berth.
Dorothy Parker 6 years ago (edited)
So the bird is a peadick? Just doesn't have the style of the original name.
#26
From The National Aquarium Of New Zealand
Sandy Kavanaugh 6 years ago
Mr. Mac doesn't know his mate is blind. He just figured she's not going to eat her fish.
#27
Sister Wanted To Pet Chicken, Chicken Disagreed
Lana Belysheva 6 years ago
I still have a scar on my back from being attacked by one as a kid! (And I don't even like chicken...)
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Louse Covet 6 years ago
Yikes many video games have taught me that upsetting the chickens is a TERRIBLE idea
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
Whoever knew there would be such a rich payoff from video games...
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Samantha Lomb 6 years ago
thats really not funny. rooster attacks really hurt and he's going for the kids face with spurs. руэв go in the pot if he were mine. Mean roosters are a liablity
Borealbabe 6 years ago
This is so scary when it happens to you, I hope this kid didn't get it too bad. We just got rid of a roo who did this to me and my daughter whenever we went near the coop. He got really big and it got worse and worse to the point that we had to take a rake with us just to keep him away while the other one filled water and feed lol
Demonic Darkness 6 years ago
It is. I was terrified of dealing with the rooster. It can hurt pretty bad if they get you too, worse though is the chance of infection since that spur is in chicken s**t all day.
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Adrienne Early 6 years ago
Was totally just going to write that! And now it's stuck in my head...
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Mr. Steal Your Fries
earringnut 6 years ago
I think it's either a raven or a crow, so the answer is probably master's level math.
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Aaron Kara 6 years ago
Even for a human that's an excessive portion of fries to have in a single bite
Barbara Hiller 6 years ago
on my way to work I have two spots where I befriended some crows by bringing them food, mostly peanuts roasted in the shell. It's always a spectacle to watch them trying to get as many peanuts as possible into their beak :D Looks a lot alike to this picture! Better even if I bring walnuts in the shell - these are just to big to carry more than one. Its just win win - for me it's a real mood booster on my way to the job, for them its supplementation of their diet with healthy and high energy food.
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
My small coastal California town is run by the Raven mafia. I love each and every one of them!
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#29
Just A Nibble
BusLady 6 years ago
But this one is messing with the cat, the little devil.
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
The next second after this picture was taken could have gone two ways. Both spelling disaster for one of them.
Wyndmere 6 years ago
Poor cat; minding his own business and about to get a perforated ear tip. -- Hey, yo! You with the camera. Help a cat out instead of photographing mayhem in the making, will ya?
Karen Joy Nesheim 6 years ago
The cat is being good (or begging) & the bird is going for his sensitive ears while the owner does nothing?!?!? WTH?
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oh yes, my cats won't mess with my green cheek either, they chase him then he turns and chases them, and they are like WTF???? lol
#30
Birds Being Jerks
Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago
A bird built a nest & laid eggs in it on our local news building camera. They did updates as the babies were born & grew.
#31
Stretch Swan
Ale_Vidal23 6 years ago
"sir, do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior pheonix?"
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
And it’s not even a Shoebill. Okay, so you had no idea you’d be setting someone up for a lame joke, but I did it anyway—it was completely beyond my control.
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#32
Look At This Jerk
Sarah Laurent 6 years ago
Ok... So, from now, doing something "as a seagull surfing on a dead fish" will make sense <3 <3 <3 ! Yay !
BusLady 6 years ago
He's just waiting for his gf to arrive. What a gentleman.
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#33
“Guess I’ll Nest On This [friggin] Coffee” - Pigeon
![“Guess I’ll Nest On This [friggin] Coffee” - Pigeon](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/birds-being-jerks-66-5d5e673d67aef__700.jpg "“Guess I’ll Nest On This [friggin] Coffee” - Pigeon")
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Love pigeons and have raised them for pets. This little guy does not look healthy.
Gav Davenport 5 years ago
Pigeon Life Hacks : Tip Number 229 - Ya b******e frozen up overnight ? take a seat on that dudes coffee when he goes to take a leak.
#34
Birds Being Jerks
Monday 6 years ago
African Greys are little a******s....they'll have one favourite person and everyone else is a chew toy
Kristy P 6 years ago
Can confirm. My friend had one who was in LOVE with me and bit my face because my boyfriend at the time came to sit next to me.
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Bonnie Osborne 6 years ago
I had a Yellow Crested Amazon that considered me his favorite person. He hated my son (poor kid) but that didn't mean I was immune to his bites occasionally for sure! Birds are highly unpredictable but when you're they're favorite human there is no other kind of bond with an animal I have ever experienced. Miss him dearly. My kid, not so much.
Edgar Rops 6 years ago
Seen one of those, who learned to meaow like a cat. It lived near the place, where people walked their dogs.
Ana Ferreira 6 years ago (edited)
Local pet store had one of these for years. It wouldn't bite you (as far as I know), but would very deliberately ignore you, at least until you walked away. Then, it would start calling like you were its favourite person ever. As soon as you came back to its perch, it went right back to ignoring you.
#35
No Hooman You All Will Not Facetime Without Me!
#36
This Adorable Little Asshole Eating My Sammich While Standing On The Goddamn Piece Of Bread I Gave Him
Gregg V 6 years ago
Don't give him the ends next time. Other bird happy with the white centers - no crust.
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Barbara Baxendale 6 years ago
That piece of bread he's stood on hasn't got butter and ham on !!
#37
It Looks Like Dozens Of Birds Decided To Sh*t On One Car At My Work
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
Must've been a crow, if you p**s off a crow they'll get the whole murder to make your life miserable.
Wyndmere 6 years ago
BTW, thank you for using the correct terminology; "murder of crows".
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BusLady 6 years ago
No, Hitchcock. Dude, you never paid us for that movie.
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Ashley Galyen 6 years ago
The area I grew up in had a huge crow problem. Crows are smart, they eat the corn left behind after harvest, dumpster dive and know which neighborhoods have garbage day. They tried everything but poison. Nothing worked. The only solution was to use sonic cannons to corral/train them to stay in the river valley at night so they don't poop everywhere.
Darlene Michuk 6 years ago
Remember Alfred Hithcocks movie The Birds. Very scary since discovered Cary Grant or one of those crossed a pigeon with a black crow . Pigeon are considered homing pigeons always returning to the same place.
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Charlotte Sandoval 6 years ago
Could be Grackles. They're very clean, they'll poop in little sacs, and then take the sacs out of their nest and to one specific spot, over and over. They used to do that to our hot tub cover every summer. Even if we moved the cover, they'd still only put the sacks there
#38
Theft Bird
glowworm2 6 years ago (edited)
That video never fails to make me laugh. He just saunters into the store and comes back out with a bag of Doritos in his beak.
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Justbenwithaone 6 years ago
Scouse seagull. Stealing crisps from the Greggs in Liverpool ONE. Does it quite frequently.
Justbenwithaone 6 years ago
Scouse seagull robbing crisps from Greggs. He does it quite often too.
Dark Pearl 1 year ago
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST I'M A SEAGULL GO F**K YOURSELF DODODODODODO
#39
Yoink
varwenea 6 years ago
The look of surprise on his face as he watches the rest of ice cream cone take flight
#40
My Friend Took This Down At The Beach The Other Day... Need I Say More?
Donna Leske 6 years ago
My friend Colin at Ocean Shores, WA. U.S.A. beach. Oct. 2017 Oct-5-2017...1cb55c.jpg 
#41
The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird...
varwenea 6 years ago
Canadian goose are a-holes, breaking the normal "Canadians are nice" myth.
Monday 6 years ago
Canadians are nice because the geese absorbed all of their negativity.
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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago
One of the few birds that deserves whatever it gets. Canada geese are nasty creatures.
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Though I’d gladly keep the footprints, I worry about the cement that sticks to the bird’s feet. It not only gets heavy, it’s also really caustic and can burn. Hope goosey heads right for some water to wash it off before it dries.
#42
A Hawk Used My Car As A Dinner Plate This Morning
Bobby's Girl 6 years ago (edited)
This is why I stopped filling our backyard bird feeders. The hawks thought I was running a fast food fly through. They were picking off the little birds who came to feed, and ripping them apart, just like the photo, in my backyard. And I have dogs.....
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
More like an autopsy table. I sure hope you went straight to the car wash.
Kimberly Dunn 6 years ago
Oh, man!!! Hawks used to kill doves on my deck, but my car??? That's rough!!
#43
Duck Gives No Ducks
Shirley Heyn 6 years ago
The least she could have done is walk in a straight line, but nooooo. . .!!!
#44
Incoming!
Eleanor Redding 6 years ago
Is he carrying birdseed because that makes this entire thing so much better
Give me a beagle any day... 6 years ago
I almost spit all of the coffee out of my mouth just now, LOLing so hard! Why isn't this one at the top as #1?? What a great shot!
#45
Beware Of The Cobra Chicken
Queen MT [lol nope] 6 years ago
lmao there is a lake near my house and the Canadian geese there dont know the phrase "calm thyself" and lets just say that i had run home far too many times
Darryl Kerrigan 6 years ago
They are Canada Geese not 'Canadian Geese'.... well, they are canadian, but...
Aye Morales 6 years ago
The correct term is Canada Geese. There is no such thing as Canadian Geese
Lynne Snyder 5 years ago
Well... Canada geese born in Canada would be called Canadian Canada geese, wouldn’t they? And if they’re from the US, they would be called American Canada geese. LOL
Load More Replies... Debi Biderman 6 years ago
I used to ride my horse past this lovely marsh lake. One day the geese came and they chased my horse and I away at full run. I mean I was leaned over Bongos neck and we were running like it was the Preakness.
#46
Making My Son Cry Because She Stole His Sucker. And The Look In Those Eyes Is Pure Evil
AzKhaleesi 6 years ago
awwww the sucker matches him / her. I love Sun Conures, that's gonna be my next conure.
Lorraine R 6 years ago
Yeah, they're beautiful, but the way they screech!!!!
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Shanel Fong 6 years ago
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? Let's find out . . .
#47
This Goose Blocking The Road
Rowlie 6 years ago
I'm like a bird, I only stay in a way. I don't know where Your home is, I don't care where Your home is
Being_Cori 6 years ago
baby all you need to know is i aint getting out of the way
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Jayden Michael 6 years ago (edited)
"Oh hi Janice! I hope you don't mind me sitting here for a quick moment!"
#48
Get A Load Of This Ass****...
Hans 6 years ago
"Meditation through chewing". Written By A. Byrd. Of course published by Penguin.
#49
Trying To Take A Picture Posing With The Birds
Miss Cris 6 years ago
The second pic is far more beautiful and interesting.
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Kelly Hartle 6 years ago
My husband was once a zookeeper. A local TV station sent a man known as "Safari Sam" to the zoo, and when my husband took him to visit the ducks, there were a male and female type of green-eyed goose. The male is especially vicious, so my husband took him away. Unfortunately, they look alike, and he got the female. The male came up to Safari Sam in his khaki shorts, grabbed him in the back of the knee, and wouldn't let go. Between the goose and Tiffany the llama, who "spit" in his ear and ate part of his fake mustache, Safari Sam was a little worse for the wear by the end of the day.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
I just don't understand why birds freak some peeps out. One of my friends in high school had a Mom was was TERRIFIED of ANY birds. I saw her go nuts when a little finch landed on a bush near her. It was BIZARRE!
Eniko Bata 6 years ago (edited)
Fears and fobias are not to be understood. I am afraid of butterflies, I know they can’t hurt me but still. I have a panic attack if one is near me.
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Chiemi Honda 6 years ago
Bird 1: She looks like she's going to eat us! Bird 2: Not today lady!
#50
Seagull Attack
RitaGG 6 years ago
Agreed. How fortunate the camera was placed low angle. Perfect shot!
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The bird’s proportions are wrong relative to the flipping out dude.
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Jennifer Lacomb 5 years ago
Seagulls are vicious. One of my friends got dive bombed by an entire flock at Niagara Falls because they wanted her pizza. They only targeted her. She was able to keep her pizza but she was running to the car in sheer terror. By the time she got safely into the vehicle, she was hyperventilating and in tears. To this day, she has a fear of seagulls.
#51
Bird Being Jerk
#52
Honk
Johnny Farnen 6 years ago (edited)
"In pre-history, your ancestor was a ground dwelling rodent feeding on scraps and waste. My ancestor was a T-rex."
Aud Wey 6 years ago
ouch! It looks very painful. I wonder what he says to upset him... Probably asked for a kiss maybe? ^^
Janine B. 6 years ago
Reminds me of the video with the parrot saying "Don't touch me." lol
Load More Replies... Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
OH yeah...bad day for African Gray so you can get a nose job now!
#53
Damn Moths Keep Getting Bigger Every Year!
#54
This Area Was Re-Seeded And Roped Off To Keep People From Walking On It To Allow The Grass To Grow
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
WOW what an awesome recreation of the "huge crowd" for Trumpy! -(cue the crickets)-
GFSTaylor 6 years ago
Pigeons are nasty critters. A friend lost most of the cherries off his tree to them. They picked the green ones, realized they weren't ripe, and spat them out. Then tried another green one. Nope, also not ripe spit*. Let's try another green one. Also not ripe *spit*. Dozens of cherries wasted because the pigeons kept trying them before they were ripe.
Theresa Tzitzira 6 years ago
they ate the seeds....it's all about food, the animal kingdom "money"!
#55
Everyone: “Hey How’s Your Life Going?” Me: “Yeah Fine Thanks”
Hans 6 years ago
"The Common Eastern Lid-P****r has co-evolved with humans. Once required to enter grave danger when feeding from carnivores, it now savely devours the rheum from the humans it choses to co-locate with. This practice may seem harmful for the human but in fact provides hygienical benefits."
Joannie Goulet 6 years ago
I had 2 pet doves just like this one. The male was a jealous a*****e that could not accept the fact that his girlfriend liked me more. They say doves don't peck at you. It's a lie.
#56
Seconds Before Disaster Birb
#57
Baby Bird Landed In One Of My Customers' Chicken Marsala
Ale_Vidal23 6 years ago (edited)
"soooo... do you wanna talk about the fact that you are EATING BIRDS?!"
#58
Another Instance Requiring A Sign
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Amen to that! But I love to drive to hit the ball collector cart at the driving range! -(Cue evil laugh!)-
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Wyndmere 6 years ago
Why did you have to bring politics into this fun thread?
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#59
Just Came Home To This Ass****
Wil Vanderheijden 6 years ago
Yes, that's what you get when a social animal is kept in solitude and gets bored.
Monday 6 years ago
We have no proof this bird is kept in solitude...his owner might work from home and just went to the store or something...or there could be another parrot in the house.
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#60
Corvids Being Jerks To Other Birds
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago
Ehh, larger birds are less agile than smaller ones, and that one is already eating, so I dont think he's in any real danger
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Jonathon Smith 6 years ago
I regularly see crows harass big birds of prey for hours on end. Must be nightmare for them.
My O My 6 years ago
And that's the reason why they are my (and my chickens) best friends
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#61
Naughty Penguin Of The Month
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Seems like girl penguins are pretty sweet and boy penguins are little twerps.
#62
Parrot Does An Oopsie
Demonic Darkness 6 years ago
But... It's a monitor... Adobe illustrator., and photoshop
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#63
Get Over Here!
#64
Caught Him Eating My Carrot I Left On The Couch...
Eniko Bata 6 years ago
I don’t think they left it that way, I guess it was the bird who chopped it.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Should have had his own carrot..looks like sweet potato too! My birds and Yorkie get a baby carrot every morning.
#65
Logan Let His Damn Bird Out
Ashley Galyen 6 years ago
Need to market a bird toy that looks like a keyboard that birds can pop the keys off of.
Lisanne van der Mijden 6 years ago
How do you type Chinese (or whatever language that is) with then regular alphabet?
#66
Bird Being Jerk
#67
Baby Lorikeet Biting My Husband’s Ear At The Tampa Zoo
#68
Reason For Lack Of Homework? "The Bird Is An Ass****"
#69
Bird Being Jerk
Tiny Dynamine 6 years ago
Birds need some kind of stimulus if they are being kept prisoner. Fair play to it.
Martata 6 years ago
I read he's a Verk and I didn't know what to think. But I honestly think the owner is the Verk, just give him something for him to be entertained.
Alia G. 6 years ago
Sometimes no matter how many good toys you give them they still just want the one thing they can’t have.
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#70
That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea ...
SirPatTheCat 6 years ago
I read somewhere that they enjoy and you can give them some types of teas because it's similar to water they might find in a tree hollow that has leaves or flowers in it (effectively making tea)
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#71
A Thief
Bobby's Girl 6 years ago
I had a yellow nape that loved chicken legs. He would hold it in one foot, and scream and cackle while eating his cousin. Creep AF.
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Mine like the uncooked pasta best...as they destroy it and make a mess on the floor from the broken pasta.
#72
It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
One of my cockatoos loves to take the empty roll and destroy it. Cheap toy!
#73
Must You Stand On My Forehead?
Martata 6 years ago
Why not? Doves and pigeons are actually really nice pets. They love seeing what you do and how you do it. Love the company.
Demonic Darkness 6 years ago
Can you potty train a bird? So there isn't bird s**t everywhere?
Load More Replies... Claire 6 years ago
Because they are great pets. Besides, this is not a pigeon, he's a dove. Doves are very sweet, affectionate animals. My dove loves nothing more than being held and cuddled. She will coo at me until I pick her up and then start preening my face and kissing me.
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#74
I Work In Housekeeping And This Butthole Undid My Work!
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Some cities are teaching crows to pick up trash and put it in a trash can...saw this on TV..what an awesome idea!
#75
Jerk Bird
Louise Stange-Wahl 6 years ago
Looks like a sweet little baby magpie! Wish we had them here in the US!
#76
Bird Sniper
BusLady 6 years ago
I wonder if there is a warning sign on the snack kiosk?
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Haha Got Ya!
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
Now you know why the fish are always hungry and the bird’s getting fat.
Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
Yes it is fishing with a bait. There's a video of this on net. Look for it you won't regret, its very impressive what that bird does.
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Pet... And Kid-Eater Chicken
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#79
Lil Bastard Stole My Fry!!
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#80
They Didn't Give A.... !!!
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#81
When Not Actively Trying To Destroy The World, Octave Spends Her Days Like This, Screaming In Her Bell..
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#82
This Little Rascal Chewed My Shoe. That's His Face When Caught Red-Handed
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#83
Sun Conure Not Sharing With Baby Cockatiel
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#85
My Daughter Left Her Lunchbox At School Accidentally. She Found It 3 Weeks Later Like This...
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Kathy Baylis 6 years ago (edited)
Is something nesting inside it, or did they just eat her lunch leftovers?
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What do you think ?
Luis Milian 6 years ago
I understand having rescue birds at home that would not survive on their own...but pls do not buy birds that can fly and survive on their own
Master Markus 6 years ago
I get what you're saying, though I think it's fine if they're captive-bred as they likely wouldn't survive in the wild at that point anyway.
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Dippin Dot 6 years ago
My high school science teacher had a cockatoo that used to walk around the tables eating pencil led... as we were trying to fill in the bubbles on scantron forms. It was hilarious because there would always be someone fighting with him so they could finish their test before the bell rang! But Mr. Brumm, being the cool teacher he was (may he rest in peace) was always willing to give extra time if the bird was the issue.
Sterrin Arnold 6 years ago
My school bus driver in elementary school use to drive with an African Gray on her shoulder. It use to make fart sounds and yell " That's a ripper!" We loved it! :)
Martata 6 years ago
Is it me or are geese way too aggressive. I swear they have PTSD. Who hurt them?
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago (edited)
It’s just their nature. They can be valuable guard animals, but you have to raise them up yourself, and anyone you don’t want to be attacked needs to come around often while they’re growing up.
Load More Replies... Shane Chang 6 years ago
All this time I thought people were calling them RATS with wings... lol they're cats.
Luis Milian 6 years ago
I understand having rescue birds at home that would not survive on their own...but pls do not buy birds that can fly and survive on their own
Master Markus 6 years ago
I get what you're saying, though I think it's fine if they're captive-bred as they likely wouldn't survive in the wild at that point anyway.
Load More Replies... Dippin Dot 6 years ago
My high school science teacher had a cockatoo that used to walk around the tables eating pencil led... as we were trying to fill in the bubbles on scantron forms. It was hilarious because there would always be someone fighting with him so they could finish their test before the bell rang! But Mr. Brumm, being the cool teacher he was (may he rest in peace) was always willing to give extra time if the bird was the issue.
Sterrin Arnold 6 years ago
My school bus driver in elementary school use to drive with an African Gray on her shoulder. It use to make fart sounds and yell " That's a ripper!" We loved it! :)
Martata 6 years ago
Is it me or are geese way too aggressive. I swear they have PTSD. Who hurt them?
Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago (edited)
It’s just their nature. They can be valuable guard animals, but you have to raise them up yourself, and anyone you don’t want to be attacked needs to come around often while they’re growing up.
Load More Replies... Shane Chang 6 years ago
All this time I thought people were calling them RATS with wings... lol they're cats.
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