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With the massive amount of information that people are bombarded with in real life and online, it’s incredibly difficult to stand out from the crowd. When everyone’s trying their best to seem unique in order to sell their products, there’s a lot of competition for the audience’s attention. However, quality content will always stand out. Guaranteed.... well, almost.

We’re willing to bet that most of you Pandas absolutely hate ads. Nobody wants their previous attention diverted by some lackluster commercial or a shameless self-plug. Heck, nobody wants to feel like they're being manipulated. However, you’ll probably agree that when the ads are creative, impactful, and are practically dripping with charisma, we can’t get enough of them. It’s marketing at its finest. It's a great way to get your own creative juices flowing. And that’s what we’re celebrating today by featuring the top posts from the ‘Best Ads of All Time’ Twitter account.

When an ad is entertaining, witty, and gives us a small but powerful experience without just asking for something in return, we’re far more open to its message. Check out some truly incredible ads below, and remember to upvote your fave ones, Pandas. We’d absolutely love to hear which ones were your favorite ones and why, too, so don’t be shy and wear your hearts on your sleeves.

Bored Panda was interested to find out how ads grab our attention in a sea of information, what the audience tends to notice first, and what actually gets people to buy the product, so we reached out to Matt Johnson, who was kind enough to answer our questions. Matt Johnson, Ph.D., is a professor of consumer psychology at Hult International Business School and Harvard University, and the author of 'Branding that Means Business: How to Build Enduring Bonds between Brands, Consumers and Markets.' Johnson is also the host of the Neuroscience of Branding blog. Read on for his insights about how we're wired to appreciate contrast and why legible fonts are so important.

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SeaHorsey
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3 years ago

Idk I noticed the horn on the little girls forehead first

TheElderNom
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this one several times and I try to see the eyebrow first but it's impossible.

Jessica Cifelli
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many people had to look again at his missing eyebrow?

Wang Zhuang
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I admit it, they got me on this one. I noticed the missing tooth immediately

ArodTheHorrible
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ROFL!!! It is true, I totally saw the tooth first

ohjojo (you/your's)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me, this guy has an excellent personality. Leave him alone

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According to Professor Johnson, grabbing attention is fundamentally about driving contrast, as our brains are geared to notice differences in our environments. The teams behind making ads shouldn't be just copying what everyone else is doing on a given platform if they want to stand out from the rest. "What this means is that the context of the ad is huge. The context is the background; and if the ad wants to be in the foreground, it must stand out against it," he explained to Bored Panda.

"The context is two things. First, it’s the features of the channel itself. If you’re running a paid ad campaign on IG for example, there are going to be lots of highly curated images of faces, landscapes, and brunches. So the last thing you’d want to do is feature a visual ad with any of these qualities. Instead, maybe imagery that is text-based or otherwise against the grain would be the way to go," he said.

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"Secondly, it's about standing out against the competitive landscape—everyone else who’s running ads on the same target market. This speaks to the content itself, as well as the brand’s ability to distinguish itself, personality-wise from that of its competitors." What this means, according to the professor, is that high-quality and creative content doesn't actually always stand out on its own merit.

"If the content can’t grab attention and stop the consumer in their tracks, they won’t have the opportunity to appreciate the ad’s quality. This is especially true in the digital environment, where the first job of any piece of content is to stop the thumb. Only after this first step can the quality of the content shine through."

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always have great ads. I remember the one with Pope trying to tear up a condom and failing. I don’t mean any disrespect, but the ad was hillarious.

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched, but cannot find any mention of that commercial. Are you sure that happened, or is it possibly a case of the Mandela Effect?

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple, yet effective (much like their product).

    Zodiac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Teh funniest thing is that my little siater was watching my little ppny and an ad came in. It was a Durex ad. It was unskippable. My little sister just stared. And then asked.: Why does that box have Real Feel written on it? (Yes she could read, she was 6 at that time)

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is savage but funny as hell.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to use the tuxedo Mama cat surrounded by her kittens, with one on her head. That cat can totally relate.

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    Alessa Gillespie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a LEGO for last Christmas. I'm 39 and it was one of the favorite presents I've received

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    Brobro McDuderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that’s not how you make an airplane…the flat piece goes on top 😆

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about the single brick that has the shadow of a spike when you stand on it.

    René Kok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lego would never use a tank for advertising, company policy is no guns. Police also have no guns.

    René Kok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a 2010 Lego report, the company stated, "The basic aim is to avoid realistic weapons and military equipment that children may recognize from hot spots around the world and to refrain from showing violent or frightening situations when communicating about LEGO products."

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a good two hours to make that velociraptor, and everyone thought it was a damn t-rex!

    Emma London
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this real? Lego is notorious at not encouraging gun / war play, so I don't think that there would be a tank in the ad. The only case that they have bended their principles are the Star Wars toys.

    Spaceentity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son who's 28yrs old and a Mechanical Engineer still plays with Legos'

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all fun and games until you step on one...

    Fancy that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story. First time I stepped on one is the day I learned to cuss. I was 3 or 4 yrs old. Lol

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    It's not just contrast that human beings find attractive. Faces and text and other visual features intrinsically appeal to us. "These are special visual stimuli because they drive the brain’s automatic processing. You can’t look at a face without automatically processing its emotion, and you can’t look at a string of words without automatically processing their meaning. Because of this automaticity, these naturally drive attention and are often processed quickly within a visual scene," he told Bored Panda.

    What the audience tends to notice first depends on a few things. For instance, if the words are legible enough, our brains access their meaning first and foremost, "sometimes even before simple features like color." The more legible the font, the easier it is to read, and the more readily the message is absorbed which leads to a more positive reaction by the customer. This is what's known as the fluency effect.

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    "All things being equal, we (at least in 'The West') also have a general heuristic for looking at any visual scene, which is to start at the upper left and then move across to the left, before scanning the entire scene. This is largely owed to the fact that most Western languages are read left to right."

    When it comes to customers actually making a purchase, there are a lot of different elements at play, and it's difficult to know what's the most vital without first knowing the context. The product itself, the brand, and the advertising can all be influential and play strong roles, but this depends on the industry and the consumer decision-making process.

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a clever use of nature!

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought I was looking at a continent, Africa, like a dumbass. I’m fully aware that it doesn’t look like Africa before you guys smash me in the comments.

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also works for a grey overcast sky. This is such a great design!

    Camilore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just a board, but also aesthetically pleasing Clever

    IAmSomeone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really smart (・o・) oh, and it's beautiful too (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

    Nandy Nam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is super CUTE and super smart !!!

    Pipe Kasuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to see a picture when the Sun in the exact spot where her eye, covered by her hair, would be.

    Nandy Nam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My compliments for the chef??? Hahaha I meant designer <3

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    IAmSomeone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhhh the Simpsons... I noticed when I saw the tall blue Lego

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of Lego kit I could complete

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediately recognizable. Simple but clever.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forget where it came from, but there was a puzzle sheet circling around full of these to guess what movie/tv show it was referencing. It was very fun trying to figure out what they were trying to do.

    Safy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a middle finger lol

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I saw a stacked graph and thought those were some kind of financial illustration. This is so sad.

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    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought this style looks like a 70ish fridge

    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh look, cute guy in a mini van. Said no woman ever.

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be different if the guy had a dog, but yeah, you are probably right

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting the year on this ad to be 1966.

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And has twice as many sunroofs.

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ad would be totally banned today...

    will bower
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be giving them just a lift though

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    "In some industries—such as the luxury industry—the brand is the primary differentiator, and the product and its advertising are much less important. But in other industries, such as expensive technology, or automobiles, the utility of the product is extremely important, as is the brand reputation. Generally speaking, the more expensive the product is, the more important the features of the products are going to be. When it’s an expensive purchase, people are generally much less willing to go out on a whim simply because they like a brand or an ad," Professor Johnson said.

    "And more still, advertisements can play a big role in driving purchases for certain types of products in certain contexts. Ads are particularly important when there is a very quick turnaround between seeing the ad and having the opportunity to make a purchase. This is very common in digital media. For example, if an ad for some new shoes hits you on social media, along with the opportunity to buy those shoes within just a few clicks, the ad itself can make a massive difference," he said.

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    Professor Johnson's book, 'Branding that Means Business' (Economist Books, Fall 2022), comes out on October 25, this year.

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    James Tartaglione
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first time in my life i feel i've been represented by a bun

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a screenshot and sent to my dad just now 🤣

    April
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute! Embarrassed to admit my first thought was something to do with "seed" and I thought "Surely not McDonald's with something like that!" 🤣

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    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHa! Great! I come from a family where all of the guys lose their sesame seeds very young!

    Sportsgal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be one thin strand/line of sesame seeds in a bun "combover." 🤣🤣

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true! I went to the zoo on the weekend and I totally did meet a giraffe!

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some brilliant graphic design!

    Camilore
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have an eye for the mischievous zebra, though

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The zebra's with the chicken... crossing the road.

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    Vicko Fidelis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never meet a giraffe in my entire life

    ThatRandomGuy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Mary Leverett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I've found their razors HORRENDOUS when used to shave my underarms/legs - they seemed pitted & already used on some VERY stubborn hair

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they have to pay extra to get the grass mowed?

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use Bic razors! Before everyone is like "*gasp* those are terrible for the environment, get a normal razor!!!1!1!1!!" my parents only buy me disposables sooooooo

    Ekaterina S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell no, these razors made me loose a lot of skin! They are too sharp for me to handle! 😩

    Cody Rhys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to plant a few scattered poppies to represent all the nicks and blood, lol

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    Spending on ads is huge, globally. The advertising market is expected to surpass a whopping 1 trillion dollars by 2026 if current trends continue.

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    Generally speaking, ads are all about convincing the audience to buy a product by condensing the greatest amount of information into the smallest amount of visual real estate. You take a massive message about a product or a service and then you chip away at what’s unnecessary. You do some creative alchemy to condense the message. You get to the core idea. And then you present it in the most appealing way through words and visuals and anything else that’ll have people’s senses roaring.

    Personally, I’m a huge fan of humor. So marketing campaigns that genuinely gets me to laugh will have my respect (though not necessarily my cash). I’m also a major supporter of billboards that use the space creatively. Particularly those that use the changing light throughout the day or a completely out-of-the-box approach to craft an impactful message. For me, those are game-changers. And I can only wish that everyone was as imaginative and bold.

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    Pipe Kasuko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That flag was posted on the moon in 1969 - China was still under Mao at the time - they were busy melting all industrial machinery and metals to make ploughs and the like in order to fulfill his disastrous ambition of making China an agricultural behemoth. Had the flag been planted in the past decade, that might have been true.

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is these days isn’t it?

    Julie Rod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very cool ad, except that the flag on the moon is completely faded from the sun, due to lack of atmosphere

    Ben Moss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if it were, it’s sun bleached to the point that’s it would be unreadable now. Those flags are basically white rags

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    Jaekry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be butthurting a lot of ppl!

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a really cool ad, though.

    Martha Higgins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the American flag is "Made in China." Ironic.

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take “Badly Photoshopped Pictures” for $400, Alex.

    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The head on the bottom man is so badly photoshopped...

    SeaHorsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning fat into fit! Good job old man even though probably photoshopped

    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago

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    This is pretty clever

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the one of the top just a edited one of the middle

    Ela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And the one on the bottom is a different man with middle man's badly photoshopped head grafted on.

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    Guile main
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first saw the middle one, I thought it was Danny DeVito

    tia wright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately read that as fat,fat fit on first try. Ingenious...

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever use of sundial. Think of the work that went into getting the shadow to match up with the food in this location.

    Dynein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are programs for that! You type in your coordinates and the desired direction and tilt of your sun dial, and get the appropriate layout of the lines.

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute to figure out, but that's nifty.

    Agnivesh Mishra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else thought of Chinese flag for a second?

    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIVE ME BACK MY STEAK BAGEL!!!!!!

    O.M.Miki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually pretty cool (math, reading time, food ) lol all in one

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    Excessive information is anathema to good marketing. You don’t want to overload your potential customer or client with stuff that either a) really doesn’t matter; b) they could find out later on, after you’ve hooked them with your artistic and/or witty approach.

    Though it pains me as a writer, there’s no getting around the fact that it’s the photos and headlines that grab everyone’s attention the most. You really can’t expect the vast majority of people to have the time and patience to read through every teeny-tiny thing you write. Everyone’s busy. So you’ve got to make the biggest splash that you can before they scroll elsewhere.

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a few seconds too long…not proud.

    Zodiac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nearly asked u what was up with this.... Then i realosed

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    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could someone please explain this one? i dont get it lol

    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each section of the Norwegian flag is also the flag of the destination country.

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    Hawkmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professor Sheldon presents "Fun with flags".

    Jaekry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this one... it's beyond clever. Almost a holy grail to achieve. Simple, effective and stunning.

    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Me laughing* saying "that's hilarious." *Me then sighing* thinking "I don't get it."

    Joshua HJN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they missed out Indonesia :)

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. I cannot parallel park to save my life.

    Judes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned to parallel park in my driving instructor's medium sized car. Once I got my license I tried once in my parents' small car, failed miserably and have never tried again. I got my license 30 years ago.

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    Gemma jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who has to turn the radio off and tie their hair up to do it lol

    Anta Babb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so they photoshopped a porcupine's spines onto a hedgehog body... Why not just keep the original hedgehog spines?...

    Megan Blakely
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause porcupine quills are sharper??? Maybe ?

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I parallel park four or five times per day. Funny thing is, about every tenth time, I feel like it’s my first time.

    Maurettis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is parallel park so hard to learn?

    Runxi Jiang [Élève]
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that the hedgehog will rool over and kill the fish

    KDS
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first fish looks like it’s thinking please don’t come this way.

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    RedMarbles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to know how fast a car would have to be traveling to stick to that loop.

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta wonder if anyone tried that.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, no one actually tried driving like that!

    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Action Park in New Jersey. Good times....

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    At its core, marketing isn’t far off from people’s innate desire for fame, love, and attention. We all want to be noticed, respected, and appreciated. We might not be selling a product, but we’re all ‘selling’ a brand—us. Whether we mean to be or not, we’re all in competition with each other.

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    Recently, Bored Panda spoke to comedy and media expert Ariane Sherine, from the UK, about online fame. "It’s a human need to want approval from others, and there are far more people available to provide approval online than in real life," she explained why folks want to be noticed on social media.

    "Online validation is also there forever for everyone to witness. It’s a rare person who is completely impervious to the thrall of millions of strangers liking what they do—it’s exciting and boosts your self-esteem,” she said.

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I get it.Thanks for that. I couldn't see where it said sugar free in the ad. Side note, the ants are wise...some sugar free stuff "may have a laxative effect." Don't ask...

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gross even ants avoid it

    Vanja Vidovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So full of artificial sweeteners that no ant wants to even touch it?

    S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... sugar free lol I was thinking, are they so gross even the ants don't want them..?

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chupa Chups are the best!

    Ashish Tekchandani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even insects recognise stuff not worth having!

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    Camilore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can almost taste it

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's has a great marketing team

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought 88° was crazy.. starting to be scared of going to Florida for a week

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Florida is the grill of the US. Over 90 everyday in summer. It was 91 and the weather said it felt like 102. Recommend doing activities earlier and bring A LOT of water

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    Blackheart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right freakin' now it is over 100 and now I want McD's. This is a good ad.

    MikeWheelerFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want McDonalds as well. I’m hungry after camp!

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    Heather Talma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it down before winter though or you'll be getting "-7 reasons to refresh yourself".

    Shyla Clay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they put a coffee and hot sandwich on the board.

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    Liney Knotley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I love it! The other day it was 106!!!!!!!!!!🥵

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those were centigrades we'd be talking about (the temperature of) coffee...

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Icy cold drinks on a blazing hot day! Nice!

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    Huge goth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, my daily schedule

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too, but with a lot more KitKats. A LOT more.

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    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh yeah this one worked I'm going to the cafeteria right now.

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since you work remotely, you don't have to share...

    Ana Hotko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More KitKat breaks are needed.

    SeaHorsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean I get 2 breaks?! Because there’s 4 pieces in a package

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends on whether you buy 2 finger or 4 finger packs.

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    "If you’re an exceptional creator you’ll still stand out. Of course, the more followers you have, the more chance there is that people are going to see, like, and share your content, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible to break through,” Ariane explained to us the dynamics of getting noticed online.

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    Little Wonder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom is cut off, it's the Durex logo with a $2.50 price tag.

    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better advertising CAR accessories - give the boys/men something else to PLAY with !!

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can watch the full ad here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

    Sawdust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the link; the video is worth it.

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    Camilore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only the skill, but the mindset to accomplish this…wow

    Hermien Greeff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best ad!!! Here's a link to watch it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

    Rachel Kaufman Parra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was OBSESSED with this video when he was 2. He watched it over and over and tried doing splits everywhere! So cute

    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh imagine the practice! I feel nervous just looking at it :/

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone looks so relaxed here.

    Ines Albrecht
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just watched this add with my boyfriend on Saturday because we talked about action movie stars and remembered how awesome this was.

    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bravery ? Stupidity ? It was a bet - How much for ???? A Lorry-load ??

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    Kita Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read 'WTF's Grand Gourmet...'

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a knife! *in my best Crocodile Dundee voice

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this knife.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, don't think I want this one!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooops, didn't know it was that sharp. Glad it wasn't my fingers

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    o.o.....with my clumsy self who cut herself with a butter knife i'll pass ^^;

    Neea P
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    3 years ago

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    Why were they chopping an unpeeled carrot? Very uneven slices too, so it can't be for aesthetics...

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't peel carrots. I just take out any black bits, etc, but I never peel them.

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    She stressed that the two things that help someone stand out online are creating quality content without compromising your standards, and consistently posting every single day if you can. The same lessons can be applied to marketing. Stay on your audience’s radar and give them quality stuff, not cheap attempts to get them to part with their hard-earned cash.

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 No there would be germs on the box and they are less than 6 ft apart

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    K Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cool, didn't see the map at first.

    Just a ray of f'ing sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looking back at the picture and realizing there IS a map on the wall

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    Adam Jeff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice way to turn a weakness into a strength: 'our courrier will almost certainly come in the 5 minutes of the whole day that you were out, and your parcel will end up with a random person. But hey, maybe you'll get to meet your hot South American neighbour because of it!'

    Anton Montaut
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shipping cocaine from Brazil to Florida since 1910

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality,, according to the internet, is that FeEx throws it against the building and leaves it.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn took me a minute. I need coffee

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lets go, she misses it and crash, smash goes her ceramic cup set.

    Christoph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so they delivered to the wrong address?? Um...

    Luke Urso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me just a few seconds to long

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this kind of dark humour.

    Full English
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the Bob Monkhouse gag, "I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Dad and not screaming and terrified like his passengers"

    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI: In a LOT of other countries, the comma and period have reverse roles...so that 5.000 is what we in the U.S. would know as 5,000.

    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right, and in France you wouldn't use punctuation at all in a "something-thousand" figure. 100,000 would be 100000 or 100 000 (non point). We understand points and commas as decimals (comma is the correct one). This can sometimes lead to mistakes.

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    Nancy Lynch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets louder above 5 rpm? Is this a Europe thing?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but it has a roof. You can't hear the screaming above 3000 rpm in my Sprite. Above 4000 rpm for any length of time and their ears will be bleeding. :D

    Camilore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it stop for toilet breaks though

    Ricky Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Klass ad, however thats a 964 turbo in the picture, this model wasn't produced until 1989....sorry, porsche nut here......lol

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Lynx in the UK.

    Marten Zabel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows that marketing people have never smelled an actual lynx before.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, as bad as Axe smells, they should reverse the graphics and have the women running away from the guy.

    eff the haters
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk tho... I use it because it works for me, but I don't hate/love the smell... Am I missing something?

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    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the guy replaces axe body spray for shower, run the other way!

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It doesn't work, no matter how many cans you spray on" Howard Wolowitz - The Big Bang Theory

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely some false advertizing going on here... I tend to run AWAY from people wearing axe (and most certainly would never ever be running toward them)!

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the girls are actually chasing the guy away from the Axe spray

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These ads work on teens and preteens. Every middle and high school in America smells like Axe.

    SeaHorsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Axe is a man’s body spray/ wash/ deodorant company

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    Heather Talma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False, the women would be running the other way lol.

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    Media expert Mike Sington, from LA, believes that the desire for online fame is directly linked to one’s ego. “Trying to go viral and get recognition online is really mostly about ego. Everyone wants recognition, everyone wants their fifteen minutes of fame, and getting it online is a relatively easy way to do it, all from the comfort of your home," he said it’s all about respect, reputation, and approval.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then only 6 wins since 1988. Time to change the design. ;-)

    That'sEndorable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody loves Porsche on this website.

    Chan Sue Lynn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Porsche need to put down the flamethrower for today.

    STress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, I prefer my Škoda, second in a row, since 1997...

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    Tassenküchlein168
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a nup? Google translator doesn’t know.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre-nuptial agreement i.e. the other half doesn't get the car in the case of a divorce.

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I highly doubt this. Their upkeep and maintenance can and will be through the roof if you own it for very long.

    Vanessa Panerosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “More 65 year old dbags marrying 20 yr olds choose to overcompensate with Aston Martins over any other luxury car.”

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ad seems like it's saying it's a car for people who get divorced

    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre-nuptial Agreement signed before marriage - who keep what, if, there should be a divorce

    Karen Tape
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To spend that kind of money on a car when people are living on the street just makes me sad

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    Jer emy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From first hand experience, this is false advertising 😅

    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first part of the sentence or the second? :)

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    Jon S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect this isn't a real ad. At least not a 1967 ad. Everything about the layout and tone feels wrong to me. A google search shows the same car with different captions, so my guess is its just a porsche meme

    Nizumi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bingo! Also the simple fact that no way would they be so sexually explicit in 1967.

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    SpirklePlatz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just crude, not clever. The Durex ads are so much better.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Never underestimate the creativity and flexibility of two horny people.

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used this as an “original” ad in the movie Crazy People. Which is great if you haven’t seen it.

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turned down this guy on a dating site and his comeback was, but I own a Porsche (even had a pic of him sitting in it). My response was, "eww."

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the not-so-subtle sexism of the world back then (and now) :)

    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a guarantee!

    Nazda Pokmov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex and men....it's all they think about..

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    "Anyone can create content, but you’re competing against literally tens of millions of users to create memorable content. It takes a lot of work, and can easily become what feels like a second job," Mike was candid that standing out online takes a lot of dedicated work and energy.

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    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the second-generation Rolls-Royce Ghost, early test audiences reported that the car felt so quiet it was disorienting. “Bordering on nausea.”

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They once made the inside of the Rolls-Royce so soundproof and quiet that it made the passengers queasy and uneasy, so they had to dial it back.

    Paula Pattison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have used sound absorbing surface on a road near me, it freaks me out. I drive along thinking "did my engine always make those sounds?"

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    kcanded
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been thinking that the electric cars now on the road need an engine noise to make pedestrians and others know that a car is sneaking up on them. Maybe car owners would be able to choose from 4 different noises, like birds chirping, a clicking noise, a throaty hummmm, or a F20 taking off at full throttle. What do you guys think?

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price of $13,995 would be about $140,000 today.

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get over the price.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're telling me it has a cheap clock... /s

    Ray Heap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saying goes on: "Gentlemen, we have to do something about this damned clock!"

    Jaekry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember an cycling event in de Tour de France... Some cyclist plunged into a ravine, and "the watch was the only thing that did not stop ticking (as appose to the cyclist heart).... I might be off a bit, something like that. (Because my dad later plunged into a ravine while at work in the Tour de France, and that watch reference came so much up as a comparison to my dad's flight into infinity.)

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cyclist: The yellow jersey on, the despair of a fighter and a Pontiac watch on the wrist together with the slogan: “I fell seventy meters deep, my heart stood still, but my Pontiac ran …

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    Wilson.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a way with words haha

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local beer and burgers place used to sell these growler bottles full of beer which had special instructions on the back: "Do Not Drink Beer While Pregnant", "Do Not Drink and Drive", and "Do Not Text Your Ex".

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No drunk texting, no butt dialing, just leave them for safekeeping. Along with your car keys.

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    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father worked for Ford (altho not the car division) and I grew up in the UK, but I've never seen this before. I love it!

    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good idea, but I think a better one would be putting the car in the silhouette of the city

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see Lock Picking Lawyer tackle THAT tumbler lol

    YooperLite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until it's Found On Road Dead

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    "To stand out online, what you post has to be carefully crafted. Quality content stands out online. Think it through carefully, ask yourself, 'Is what I’m posting memorable, inspirational, informative, funny, will it make people think, or feel good, or start a conversation?' If it doesn’t meet any of those benchmarks, it’s probably not going to stand out and go viral. There’s a lot of junk out there, it takes effort to rise above it," he told Bored Panda.

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    Family Flamerich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like that would cause some panic.

    Alecto76
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did. My office was across the river. There were several calls to 911 about it.

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In today's world this would be triggering people and causing someone to be cancelled.

    Wang Zhuang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else besides me immediately heard Dennis Haysbert's voice in their heads when they saw this? "That's All State's stand. Are you in good hands?"

    Mokayokok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems really dangerous and stupid

    MikeWheelerFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure it’s properly secured. There are probably regulations for stuff like this.

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    Heather Talma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people called 911 from inside the parking garage

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the jetsons garage! i went to chicago a few months ago and dubbed this garage the jetsons garage :)

    Artchangel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allstate worst insurance company ever

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    SeaHorsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just do this to the world right now!!

    Brobro McDuderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least all the inconsiderate, judgmental, intolerant people.

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    Wilko Lunenburg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Stihl, then discontinue those noisy things and start making rakes.

    Luiza NP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I hate those useless blowers

    ttttt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst invention ever. Should be banned!

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it says Always First, and the truck behind them is DHL, right?

    shinshige
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh., right. I thought it was a school bus.

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    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, FedEx is first to move a package from one warehouse to another on the other side of the world, but then they lose it for a week 20 minutes from its final destination, then find it and send it to a warehouse 500 miles away, then back to the warehouse near final destination. Then it finally gets on a truck to be delivered, but FedEx is overwhelmed to they contract with a local delivery service using rented Uhaul vans, and it either sits in the van for three days while the driver delivers other packages or the driver throws it in the neighbor's yard while rolling past the house. F**k those guys.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering where my oh-so-late package went, so I looked up the tracking information online. (I live in Salt Lake City.) It was bouncing back and forth between LA and Atlanta; first LA, two days later, Atlanta, two days later, LA, two days later, Atlanta (you get the idea.) It was like watching a game of Pong.

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's a DHL car - they are called "German Backyard Logistics" for a reason here in Germany

    Mary Leverett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personal experience in the wilds NNE of Houston, TX - DHL is head and shoulders ABOVE FedEx and UPS BOTH!!

    Tassenküchlein168
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beneath "Fed" it says "always first" and to proof that, they have a competitioner's car painted on the rear.

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    Tina Scogin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The DHL part of the pic is actually painted on the back of the FedEx truck. Not actually behind it. There is no rest of the truck there.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend had one when we were teens. I loved looking at the road through the big hole in the floor.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the 2CVs in France during the early '60s. It was said they were so basic, the brake system was a stick jammed against the tires. I still don't know if that's true, but they were EVERYWHERE. Edit: 2CV literally means deux chevoux vapeur, or in English two horse steam.

    A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to own the first version.

    Cat Momma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want any more basic, and you gotta drive with your feet like the Flintstones

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will be quicker. My old guitar teacher had one of these.

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first car and still my favourite. Could reach 100km/hr only downhill and sounded like it was about to disintegrate.

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming from Europe, my uncle Rudy had one and we drove all over The Netherlands with 5 people in it, my uncle, his wife in the passenger seat, my mother behind my uncle, then me in the middle and my cousin behind his Mom. We had a blast!!

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    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like someone kids will see this and start licking the floor. And by someone’s kid I mean 3 y-o me

    Lucky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and if someone wants to add ketchup - outch!

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, but I can’t imagine how this can be legal. I mean, it kinda covers the real function of the crossing. Imagine Juventus FC or Steinway taking up the trend, ‘ma’am, I thought you were walking on a piano tile/french fry drawing, which drew my attention too, so I didn’t technically hit you on a crossing.’

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a "big sticker" on the street and for the duration of the "Züri Fäscht" said street was closed off for traffic. So as a regular add this would be forbidden, but in this case it was temporary. I think it was in 2010.

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    Vasana Phong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing the piano keys

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I love how they correctly wrote "Fäscht"... yes, there are at leat 26 dialects in Switzerland and whether all of them would say "Fäscht" is debatable but us Zurich folks do. The term "Fest" used in the ad itself is the German version.

    Elisa Arden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adequately represents how many they actually give you.

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet drivers would notice this more than the white markings.

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    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooooooohhhh...Bottem right corner explains it all. Guess this wasn't a 3 legged race.

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but I don't understand

    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for the XL version of their product which the person who tipped over the hurdle with his s*****g might need.

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a hurdle I can get over!!

    SeaHorsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really thinkin outside the box!

    kcanded
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me this ad says 'we make you worthless at your athletics'.

    Lilith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Durk Diglers first attempt at hurdles.

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    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im guessing this guy loves Porches , even though they're a bit s**t

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, to each thier own. I've always though the looked nice.Sporty but not overly done. Couldnt say about build quality and reliability though.

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    RJ N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a clever ad at all, it's just run-of-the-mill. Seems the dude who put this list together just loves Porsche for some reason

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could write any year on this ad, and it'd still look the same...

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were all over the place in the mid-1970s. Porsche 911 and VW Rabbits, and they both sounded the same.

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    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg you guys know how ajax wipes beat grease? AJAX WAS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR IN ANCIENT GREEK LEGEND. HE BEAT ALL OF GREECE.

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He beat Troy, he was fighting WITH the Greeks!

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever and eye-catching! As a mom of toddlers, I would remember the ad and the product

    LSR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would had better use of the condom ads instead...

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    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my mind. Damn, my dirty, dirty mind

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were quite a lot of double-entendres used in British car advertising in the 70s. And 60s. And 50s. And 80s....

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    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's how you use it..........

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t the size of the ship that counts, but the motion of the ocean.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need to know how to drive it!! 😉

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what he said? Or she? Both?

    Kris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be happy, but your "passenger" might not be? :P

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tall Man In A Beetle: "Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?" "Yeah." "Everyone needs to drive, even the very tall. This was the largest automobile that I could afford. Should I therefore be the subject of mockery?" "I guess so." *angry spluttering*

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    22 Short Films About Springfield. "Haw Haw!"

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the eighties, there was a basketball player at a college I attended who was 7’6”. I saw him unfold himself to get out of the passenger seat of at car, go in a store, come back out, and fold himself back in his friend’s car. The car was an old Ford Pinto. Now THAT was an amazing feat!

    Repo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was drinking with a band after a show, he is 6'9. Dude passed out in the front seat after few shots. I could not have imagined 7'6 Jesus christ

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get him a convertible bug! My 1974 Super Beetle got almost 40 mpg (combined city and hwy)

    RJ N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    29 mpg. My, how times have changed

    Svelte Pantologist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right??? They're managing to make hybrids that actually get 35 mpg only 56 years later!

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    Yeeters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beep Boop, do they come in yellow?

    ali lilley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ad worked, Ted Bundy loved his!

    Leslie Tollefson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STORY TIME!! I was driving to visit my folks one summer (Casper, WY to Platteville City, MO). Driving through Denver in my Saturn SC2 (‘member those?). Two cars ahead of me does … something … the mini va in front of me flips like three times, throwing papers all over I-80. I’d never seen two dudes get out of an upside-down mini van as fast as these two! They were on their way to the (then new) DEN airport to get their boss. I offered to drive them back to their office a few miles back East, still off I-80 but not too far. One poor dude was like 6-6 and spent the whole ride with his head cocked to one side!! Thank God it wasn’t far and they gave me $20 for my trouble - although it was NO trouble, I was just glad they were alive!!

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not higher? This is an amazing ad.

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a car that can sleep my enormous infant

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    Guile main
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have to be extremely stressed to break a kit kat like that

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it’s even POSSIBLE to break a kitkat like that

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    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like breaking a pencil, but you can eat it.

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all break KitKats? I take bites of them whole... I mean when it's stuck together, just straight out the package. My friend looked horrified lmao -

    Kitten Dog Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kit Kat needs to go back to the ads of yesteryear, they were “meaningful “.

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure you could do that outside of a laboratory

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth a bit more than $235 now!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the inflation calculator, the space suit that cost $27,000.00 in 1976 would cost $138,699.33 today, and the watch that cost $235.00 in 1976 would cost $1207.20 today.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep but: current "edition" is sell for a minimum price of $5000. and the 1976 model, was sold in auction around $130'000 (start price) to even 250'000$ (something like that)

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    shinshige
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you imagine this much copy in any current advertisement?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An inflation calculator says that $235 then in 1976 dollars would be about $1200 now.

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    H M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the employer buy him the watch too?

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy the cheaper watches still work as good for less

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ads were SO much wordier just a few decades ago.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does than mean the lack of gravity and the g-force of take-off and re-entry did not phase it?

    Nazda Pokmov
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    3 years ago

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    They never went anywhere period. All fake....so why wear an expensive watch to go nowhere?

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    Chloe Drury
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a reminder size does not determine health or worth! The only source you should be getting your health from is a medical professional.

    blahd zhahd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, size is very much an indication of health. Being obese isn't healthy. This isn't up for any actual scientific debate, it's backed up with data. A lot of data that shows obesity is a major factor when it comes to poor health. This doesn't mean people should be shamed or treated badly because they're over weight, but stop acting like there's no health implications or is a healthy way to live. It isn't, it's never going to be.

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    Brobro McDuderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Size does impact health. But everyone does have worth regardless of their defects (whatever they may be, no ones perfect).

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that canteen door of a monastery. If a monk couldnt fit through, they had to go to fasting

    Deborah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overeaters anonymous is a long term solution with caring gentle support

    Loraine D.G. MacGinness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I'll stick to the scales, thank-you. Don't you worry 'big' people know their size !!

    River Daski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BMI is a farce, as several studies have shown. You can be incredibly unhealthy at 100lbs, and incredibly healthy at 300. Chloe is correct.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need Weight Watchers to get through that door...I can just turn sideway!!!

    YooperLite
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    3 years ago

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    I'll take "Body Shaming Ad" for $1000, Mayim.

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    Hawkmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, without scrolling down, I thought he was sh*tting in the fridge. My twisted mind.

    K Madd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup it's a "Refreshing Surprise!"🤣🤣🤣

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    Repo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also make that face when caught with coke

    Aedan
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    3 years ago

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A beer company should remake this

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    YooperLite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Jalapeno Tobasco sauce is bomb!

    Sara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that you used bomb. Thought I was the only one who still said it.

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    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is one a fire extinguisher? Wouldn't that be the opposite of their point??

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always been a fan of tabasco but sweet baby ray's is alot better

    Leslie Donsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, I poured myself a spoonful and downed it...just to freak out my grandson. 😂

    Nazda Pokmov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late hubby would put this on everything he ate....EVERYTHING...and if he didn't have this he's pout, stomp his feet and basically act like a jerk until I brought more home...... glad he's dead now....

    Haven Joshua Shaw
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    3 years ago

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    Camilore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to sit when I’m tired instead of standing, thank you very much

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is a*****e design. What if you want to sit and bench at left is taken?

    SeaHorsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s some healthy advertising!!

    Rylee Evergreen🦋
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does that little "RUN" seem a bit ominious?

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, honey, it's been swell, but it's been a year now. Here are the papers."

    That'sEndorable
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to be happy for a lifetime, drink and ride a BMW. Sure, your lifetime will only be 15 minutes and God have mercy on your soul, but...

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happiness is unattainable by any other means? Oh that is so clever. I honestly never knew that. All those wasted years of therapy and all I needed was a motorcycle.

    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like BMW bikes. Classic British bikes all the way personally.

    LiuLiu
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    veriy depressing ad

    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're unlucky - happiness of a drink could be longer than expected lifetime of motorcycle driver...

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because your lifetime will be very, very short.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother loves it, but she has difficulty getting in and out of it now.

    Cydney Golden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1970 I wanted a beetle so badly, but my dad said I had to get an American car. in 2012 I bought myself a turbo beetle. Still love it, but yeah...do have a little trouble getting out of it. Not ready to give it up yet!

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    Danny Boy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious.... Anyone have odds on that dude being a serial killer?

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what's going on here

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's implying free-spirited youthful "shenanigans" of the copular variety. Not something your [presumably] conservative mother would like very much.

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    Erla Zwingle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is creepy as fuq. I hate this ad.

    Camilore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bet a mother could like it…just not for a daughter

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend had on exactly like this. I was telling my best friend that said boyfriend and I got caught being bad in it, on MacDill Air Force base. Back in 1974. Oh, the memories. : D

    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car, or that you are being hovered over by some creepy dude in the woods... or maybe she does not like that you are a creepy dude hovering over women in the woods?

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. My mother had an Austin Healy

    PandaPops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this in the forbidden forest?

    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the setting snd ehat they are wearing. That weird split in the tree is unnecessary, though. Come on mother earth.

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    Aqsa Azam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord, I would be scared to carry that sleek, fragile thing around

    Barong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one from that era. It's not thin as it looks, because of the camera's perspective, in this ad although much thinner than much of the competition of the time. They were heavy because of the aluminum chassis and densely packed components. https://www.ebay.com/b/2007-Apple-MacBook-Pro-Laptops/111422/bn_225469

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this real? At first I thought it was part of the paper

    Peacemaker21
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine getting papercuts from it

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm sure it gets hotter than the sun as soon as it's turned on.

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather have sturdy and long-lasting.

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    Pheebs
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this image isn’t the original campaign. This one is from 2009.

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    River Daski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH I get this ad now! It's advertising that VW hasnt changed their production for so long, you can still order new parts for older cars.

    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VW has some of the best ads; from Think Small to Safe Happens and more.

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this ad series. That is how impressive these really were!

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    Duncan Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little help here? I can't figure out what this ad is for??

    K Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was a guitar? But that doesn't seem quite right...

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but we didn't dream about Porsches either. It was Ferraris and Lamborginis back then. Then I grew up and bought something sensible...ish. :D

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted a car I could put a big fridge or several packages from Ikea in. So I drove Toyota, Volkswagen, Ford...

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a Porsche...Exotics are cool to look at and masters of going fast, but I've always had a thing for older cars. First car was a 76 Pinto.😱 First car that ran was a 77 Olds Cutless Supreme, then a second one,but an S. I miss that old car...

    It's Izzy 🇺🇦 (They/Them)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, yes. When I was younger my dream car was a Mitsubishi Pajero or a Suzuki Swift. Very different, I know.

    SeaHorsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way you slice it.. still puts you in debt

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first dream car was a 1978 Mazda RX7.

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None, I want one of those mini cars with 2 seats

    Chris Hooley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godzilla or EvoVI.....not in my childhood, but if they'd been built when I was a child, then yes.

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    Brobro McDuderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a shame beemer’s have gotten so much heavier/bigger over the years. Not quite so “ultimate” anymore.

    Losferatu
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    3 years ago

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    BMW: the care most driven by A-holes and D-bags in Youtube bad riving videos.

    Chich
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    3 years ago

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    who don't know what a turn signal is.

    Falcon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke here is that you have to pay extra for working turn signals on a BMW

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The ultimate driving machine".

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    d bradley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wind tunnel testing ruined car personality forever

    Ana Hotko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't make them like they used to, sadly. New Jaguars don't even look like a Jaguar.

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do they break down all the time like a Jaguar?

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    Fabian Meresse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry again, but it's 1988. Saw that car winning Le Mans

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    SeaHorsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was 21 years ago?! Geez already

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegaly downloaded of course, no one would pay a thousand dollars for the music.

    Duncan Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how this belongs in a Best Ads of All Time post. The tech was revolutionary but the ad pedestrian.

    kjorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still have mine. still working.

    cat?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah i remember when iPods came out like two or three years ago

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that was only at 160kbps encoding too, the original iPod was only 5GB.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gist is that the man was a bit tense while he had the scratchy competitor's razor to his face, but he calmed down once he was using a smoother Gillette razor. 1st section of graph is normal blood pressure, 2nd is while using competor's razor, 3rd is Gillette

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    Family Flamerich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    while i have your attention you should know that apple wasn't using the pride flag it was just their logo at the time. happy pride month nonetheless

    Elsker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, was just thinking, it would be cool if they went back to that logo and slogan just for this month:)

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    Family Flamerich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seahorsey are you commenting on all of these?

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These comments make no sense at all. Did the image get changed?

    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did he acquire his eye patch?

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    I I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 months salary for a rock

    Ben Moss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a cartel that has gallons of blood on its hands

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    Andi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was the start of the diamond trade ruse - diamonds are beautiful, but emeralds for example are far rarer - how much blood spilt to keep de beers and the like rich?

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays, 2 months salary will feed you for a day.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future Mrs. Smith? Let that one sink in for a second.

    Erla Zwingle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A future full of debt and slavish devotion to material objects. Thanks honey I love you too.

    Fabian Meresse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The less ethical trust company ever....diamonds are overpriced, unethical

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    Vanja Vidovic
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this on the list?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is moderately clever, poking fun at IBM, who had long used "Think" as their slogan.

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    donald ready
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple: we take our bite first, you get whats left.

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe once upon a time...

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