With the massive amount of information that people are bombarded with in real life and online, it’s incredibly difficult to stand out from the crowd. When everyone’s trying their best to seem unique in order to sell their products, there’s a lot of competition for the audience’s attention. However, quality content will always stand out. Guaranteed.... well, almost.
We’re willing to bet that most of you Pandas absolutely hate ads. Nobody wants their previous attention diverted by some lackluster commercial or a shameless self-plug. Heck, nobody wants to feel like they're being manipulated. However, you’ll probably agree that when the ads are creative, impactful, and are practically dripping with charisma, we can’t get enough of them. It’s marketing at its finest. It's a great way to get your own creative juices flowing. And that’s what we’re celebrating today by featuring the top posts from the ‘Best Ads of All Time’ Twitter account.
When an ad is entertaining, witty, and gives us a small but powerful experience without just asking for something in return, we’re far more open to its message. Check out some truly incredible ads below, and remember to upvote your fave ones, Pandas. We’d absolutely love to hear which ones were your favorite ones and why, too, so don’t be shy and wear your hearts on your sleeves.
Bored Panda was interested to find out how ads grab our attention in a sea of information, what the audience tends to notice first, and what actually gets people to buy the product, so we reached out to Matt Johnson, who was kind enough to answer our questions. Matt Johnson, Ph.D., is a professor of consumer psychology at Hult International Business School and Harvard University, and the author of 'Branding that Means Business: How to Build Enduring Bonds between Brands, Consumers and Markets.' Johnson is also the host of the Neuroscience of Branding blog. Read on for his insights about how we're wired to appreciate contrast and why legible fonts are so important.
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Am I the only one who noticed the eyebrow only after reading all the text? :0
I've seen this one several times and I try to see the eyebrow first but it's impossible.
I admit it, they got me on this one. I noticed the missing tooth immediately
Excuse me, this guy has an excellent personality. Leave him alone
According to Professor Johnson, grabbing attention is fundamentally about driving contrast, as our brains are geared to notice differences in our environments. The teams behind making ads shouldn't be just copying what everyone else is doing on a given platform if they want to stand out from the rest. "What this means is that the context of the ad is huge. The context is the background; and if the ad wants to be in the foreground, it must stand out against it," he explained to Bored Panda.
"The context is two things. First, it’s the features of the channel itself. If you’re running a paid ad campaign on IG for example, there are going to be lots of highly curated images of faces, landscapes, and brunches. So the last thing you’d want to do is feature a visual ad with any of these qualities. Instead, maybe imagery that is text-based or otherwise against the grain would be the way to go," he said.
"Secondly, it's about standing out against the competitive landscape—everyone else who’s running ads on the same target market. This speaks to the content itself, as well as the brand’s ability to distinguish itself, personality-wise from that of its competitors." What this means, according to the professor, is that high-quality and creative content doesn't actually always stand out on its own merit.
"If the content can’t grab attention and stop the consumer in their tracks, they won’t have the opportunity to appreciate the ad’s quality. This is especially true in the digital environment, where the first job of any piece of content is to stop the thumb. Only after this first step can the quality of the content shine through."
They always have great ads. I remember the one with Pope trying to tear up a condom and failing. I don’t mean any disrespect, but the ad was hillarious.
I searched, but cannot find any mention of that commercial. Are you sure that happened, or is it possibly a case of the Mandela Effect?
Load More Replies...They need to use the tuxedo Mama cat surrounded by her kittens, with one on her head. That cat can totally relate.
I got a LEGO for last Christmas. I'm 39 and it was one of the favorite presents I've received
Load More Replies...Hey, that’s not how you make an airplane…the flat piece goes on top 😆
Lego would never use a tank for advertising, company policy is no guns. Police also have no guns.
In a 2010 Lego report, the company stated, "The basic aim is to avoid realistic weapons and military equipment that children may recognize from hot spots around the world and to refrain from showing violent or frightening situations when communicating about LEGO products."
Load More Replies...It took me a good two hours to make that velociraptor, and everyone thought it was a damn t-rex!
How is this real? Lego is notorious at not encouraging gun / war play, so I don't think that there would be a tank in the ad. The only case that they have bended their principles are the Star Wars toys.
My son who's 28yrs old and a Mechanical Engineer still plays with Legos'
True story. First time I stepped on one is the day I learned to cuss. I was 3 or 4 yrs old. Lol
Load More Replies...It's not just contrast that human beings find attractive. Faces and text and other visual features intrinsically appeal to us. "These are special visual stimuli because they drive the brain’s automatic processing. You can’t look at a face without automatically processing its emotion, and you can’t look at a string of words without automatically processing their meaning. Because of this automaticity, these naturally drive attention and are often processed quickly within a visual scene," he told Bored Panda.
What the audience tends to notice first depends on a few things. For instance, if the words are legible enough, our brains access their meaning first and foremost, "sometimes even before simple features like color." The more legible the font, the easier it is to read, and the more readily the message is absorbed which leads to a more positive reaction by the customer. This is what's known as the fluency effect.
"All things being equal, we (at least in 'The West') also have a general heuristic for looking at any visual scene, which is to start at the upper left and then move across to the left, before scanning the entire scene. This is largely owed to the fact that most Western languages are read left to right."
When it comes to customers actually making a purchase, there are a lot of different elements at play, and it's difficult to know what's the most vital without first knowing the context. The product itself, the brand, and the advertising can all be influential and play strong roles, but this depends on the industry and the consumer decision-making process.
It also works for a grey overcast sky. This is such a great design!
Would love to see a picture when the Sun in the exact spot where her eye, covered by her hair, would be.
Damn I saw a stacked graph and thought those were some kind of financial illustration. This is so sad.
would be different if the guy had a dog, but yeah, you are probably right
Load More Replies..."In some industries—such as the luxury industry—the brand is the primary differentiator, and the product and its advertising are much less important. But in other industries, such as expensive technology, or automobiles, the utility of the product is extremely important, as is the brand reputation. Generally speaking, the more expensive the product is, the more important the features of the products are going to be. When it’s an expensive purchase, people are generally much less willing to go out on a whim simply because they like a brand or an ad," Professor Johnson said.
"And more still, advertisements can play a big role in driving purchases for certain types of products in certain contexts. Ads are particularly important when there is a very quick turnaround between seeing the ad and having the opportunity to make a purchase. This is very common in digital media. For example, if an ad for some new shoes hits you on social media, along with the opportunity to buy those shoes within just a few clicks, the ad itself can make a massive difference," he said.
Professor Johnson's book, 'Branding that Means Business' (Economist Books, Fall 2022), comes out on October 25, this year.
Took me a minute! Embarrassed to admit my first thought was something to do with "seed" and I thought "Surely not McDonald's with something like that!" 🤣
Load More Replies...HaHa! Great! I come from a family where all of the guys lose their sesame seeds very young!
It's true! I went to the zoo on the weekend and I totally did meet a giraffe!
The zebra's with the chicken... crossing the road.
Load More Replies...GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But I've found their razors HORRENDOUS when used to shave my underarms/legs - they seemed pitted & already used on some VERY stubborn hair
Load More Replies...I use Bic razors! Before everyone is like "*gasp* those are terrible for the environment, get a normal razor!!!1!1!1!!" my parents only buy me disposables sooooooo
Hell no, these razors made me loose a lot of skin! They are too sharp for me to handle! 😩
Spending on ads is huge, globally. The advertising market is expected to surpass a whopping 1 trillion dollars by 2026 if current trends continue.
Generally speaking, ads are all about convincing the audience to buy a product by condensing the greatest amount of information into the smallest amount of visual real estate. You take a massive message about a product or a service and then you chip away at what’s unnecessary. You do some creative alchemy to condense the message. You get to the core idea. And then you present it in the most appealing way through words and visuals and anything else that’ll have people’s senses roaring.
Personally, I’m a huge fan of humor. So marketing campaigns that genuinely gets me to laugh will have my respect (though not necessarily my cash). I’m also a major supporter of billboards that use the space creatively. Particularly those that use the changing light throughout the day or a completely out-of-the-box approach to craft an impactful message. For me, those are game-changers. And I can only wish that everyone was as imaginative and bold.
That flag was posted on the moon in 1969 - China was still under Mao at the time - they were busy melting all industrial machinery and metals to make ploughs and the like in order to fulfill his disastrous ambition of making China an agricultural behemoth. Had the flag been planted in the past decade, that might have been true.
And even if it were, it’s sun bleached to the point that’s it would be unreadable now. Those flags are basically white rags
Load More Replies...Yes. And the one on the bottom is a different man with middle man's badly photoshopped head grafted on.
Load More Replies...Clever use of sundial. Think of the work that went into getting the shadow to match up with the food in this location.
There are programs for that! You type in your coordinates and the desired direction and tilt of your sun dial, and get the appropriate layout of the lines.
Load More Replies...Excessive information is anathema to good marketing. You don’t want to overload your potential customer or client with stuff that either a) really doesn’t matter; b) they could find out later on, after you’ve hooked them with your artistic and/or witty approach.
Though it pains me as a writer, there’s no getting around the fact that it’s the photos and headlines that grab everyone’s attention the most. You really can’t expect the vast majority of people to have the time and patience to read through every teeny-tiny thing you write. Everyone’s busy. So you’ve got to make the biggest splash that you can before they scroll elsewhere.
I nearly asked u what was up with this.... Then i realosed
Load More Replies...Each section of the Norwegian flag is also the flag of the destination country.
Load More Replies...*Me laughing* saying "that's hilarious." *Me then sighing* thinking "I don't get it."
I learned to parallel park in my driving instructor's medium sized car. Once I got my license I tried once in my parents' small car, failed miserably and have never tried again. I got my license 30 years ago.
Load More Replies...so they photoshopped a porcupine's spines onto a hedgehog body... Why not just keep the original hedgehog spines?...
I parallel park four or five times per day. Funny thing is, about every tenth time, I feel like it’s my first time.
I have a feeling that the hedgehog will rool over and kill the fish
Would love to know how fast a car would have to be traveling to stick to that loop.
At its core, marketing isn’t far off from people’s innate desire for fame, love, and attention. We all want to be noticed, respected, and appreciated. We might not be selling a product, but we’re all ‘selling’ a brand—us. Whether we mean to be or not, we’re all in competition with each other.
Recently, Bored Panda spoke to comedy and media expert Ariane Sherine, from the UK, about online fame. "It’s a human need to want approval from others, and there are far more people available to provide approval online than in real life," she explained why folks want to be noticed on social media.
"Online validation is also there forever for everyone to witness. It’s a rare person who is completely impervious to the thrall of millions of strangers liking what they do—it’s exciting and boosts your self-esteem,” she said.
Ok, I get it.Thanks for that. I couldn't see where it said sugar free in the ad. Side note, the ants are wise...some sugar free stuff "may have a laxative effect." Don't ask...
Load More Replies...That's what I thought when I first looked at it too! 😆
Load More Replies...So full of artificial sweeteners that no ant wants to even touch it?
And I thought 88° was crazy.. starting to be scared of going to Florida for a week
Oh. Florida is the grill of the US. Over 90 everyday in summer. It was 91 and the weather said it felt like 102. Recommend doing activities earlier and bring A LOT of water
Load More Replies...Right freakin' now it is over 100 and now I want McD's. This is a good ad.
I want McDonalds as well. I’m hungry after camp!
Load More Replies...Take it down before winter though or you'll be getting "-7 reasons to refresh yourself".
Then they put a coffee and hot sandwich on the board.
Load More Replies...Mine too, but with a lot more KitKats. A LOT more.
Load More Replies...That depends on whether you buy 2 finger or 4 finger packs.
Load More Replies..."If you’re an exceptional creator you’ll still stand out. Of course, the more followers you have, the more chance there is that people are going to see, like, and share your content, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible to break through,” Ariane explained to us the dynamics of getting noticed online.
Better advertising CAR accessories - give the boys/men something else to PLAY with !!
You can watch the full ad here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
Nonono I'm a girl and I'm hurting just watching this. Imagine if there was a pole..
The best ad!!! Here's a link to watch it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
My son was OBSESSED with this video when he was 2. He watched it over and over and tried doing splits everywhere! So cute
I've just watched this add with my boyfriend on Saturday because we talked about action movie stars and remembered how awesome this was.
Bravery ? Stupidity ? It was a bet - How much for ???? A Lorry-load ??
o.o.....with my clumsy self who cut herself with a butter knife i'll pass ^^;
I don't peel carrots. I just take out any black bits, etc, but I never peel them.
Load More Replies...She stressed that the two things that help someone stand out online are creating quality content without compromising your standards, and consistently posting every single day if you can. The same lessons can be applied to marketing. Stay on your audience’s radar and give them quality stuff, not cheap attempts to get them to part with their hard-earned cash.
🤣 No there would be germs on the box and they are less than 6 ft apart
Load More Replies...*looking back at the picture and realizing there IS a map on the wall
Load More Replies...Nice way to turn a weakness into a strength: 'our courrier will almost certainly come in the 5 minutes of the whole day that you were out, and your parcel will end up with a random person. But hey, maybe you'll get to meet your hot South American neighbour because of it!'
Reality,, according to the internet, is that FeEx throws it against the building and leaves it.
He lets go, she misses it and crash, smash goes her ceramic cup set.
This reminds me of the Bob Monkhouse gag, "I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my Dad and not screaming and terrified like his passengers"
FYI: In a LOT of other countries, the comma and period have reverse roles...so that 5.000 is what we in the U.S. would know as 5,000.
That's right, and in France you wouldn't use punctuation at all in a "something-thousand" figure. 100,000 would be 100000 or 100 000 (non point). We understand points and commas as decimals (comma is the correct one). This can sometimes lead to mistakes.
Load More Replies...Klass ad, however thats a 964 turbo in the picture, this model wasn't produced until 1989....sorry, porsche nut here......lol
Shows that marketing people have never smelled an actual lynx before.
Load More Replies...TBH, as bad as Axe smells, they should reverse the graphics and have the women running away from the guy.
Idk tho... I use it because it works for me, but I don't hate/love the smell... Am I missing something?
Load More Replies...Unless the guy replaces axe body spray for shower, run the other way!
"It doesn't work, no matter how many cans you spray on" Howard Wolowitz - The Big Bang Theory
I believe the girls are actually chasing the guy away from the Axe spray
These ads work on teens and preteens. Every middle and high school in America smells like Axe.
Media expert Mike Sington, from LA, believes that the desire for online fame is directly linked to one’s ego. “Trying to go viral and get recognition online is really mostly about ego. Everyone wants recognition, everyone wants their fifteen minutes of fame, and getting it online is a relatively easy way to do it, all from the comfort of your home," he said it’s all about respect, reputation, and approval.
Pre-nuptial agreement i.e. the other half doesn't get the car in the case of a divorce.
Load More Replies...For some reason I highly doubt this. Their upkeep and maintenance can and will be through the roof if you own it for very long.
“More 65 year old dbags marrying 20 yr olds choose to overcompensate with Aston Martins over any other luxury car.”
This ad seems like it's saying it's a car for people who get divorced
Pre-nuptial Agreement signed before marriage - who keep what, if, there should be a divorce
To spend that kind of money on a car when people are living on the street just makes me sad
I suspect this isn't a real ad. At least not a 1967 ad. Everything about the layout and tone feels wrong to me. A google search shows the same car with different captions, so my guess is its just a porsche meme
Bingo! Also the simple fact that no way would they be so sexually explicit in 1967.
Load More Replies...Nope. Never underestimate the creativity and flexibility of two horny people.
They used this as an “original” ad in the movie Crazy People. Which is great if you haven’t seen it.
I turned down this guy on a dating site and his comeback was, but I own a Porsche (even had a pic of him sitting in it). My response was, "eww."
"Anyone can create content, but you’re competing against literally tens of millions of users to create memorable content. It takes a lot of work, and can easily become what feels like a second job," Mike was candid that standing out online takes a lot of dedicated work and energy.
In the second-generation Rolls-Royce Ghost, early test audiences reported that the car felt so quiet it was disorienting. “Bordering on nausea.”
Quiet like an electric car dangerous too.
Load More Replies...They once made the inside of the Rolls-Royce so soundproof and quiet that it made the passengers queasy and uneasy, so they had to dial it back.
They have used sound absorbing surface on a road near me, it freaks me out. I drive along thinking "did my engine always make those sounds?"
Load More Replies...I've been thinking that the electric cars now on the road need an engine noise to make pedestrians and others know that a car is sneaking up on them. Maybe car owners would be able to choose from 4 different noises, like birds chirping, a clicking noise, a throaty hummmm, or a F20 taking off at full throttle. What do you guys think?
I remember an cycling event in de Tour de France... Some cyclist plunged into a ravine, and "the watch was the only thing that did not stop ticking (as appose to the cyclist heart).... I might be off a bit, something like that. (Because my dad later plunged into a ravine while at work in the Tour de France, and that watch reference came so much up as a comparison to my dad's flight into infinity.)
Cyclist: The yellow jersey on, the despair of a fighter and a Pontiac watch on the wrist together with the slogan: “I fell seventy meters deep, my heart stood still, but my Pontiac ran …
Load More Replies...My local beer and burgers place used to sell these growler bottles full of beer which had special instructions on the back: "Do Not Drink Beer While Pregnant", "Do Not Drink and Drive", and "Do Not Text Your Ex".
No drunk texting, no butt dialing, just leave them for safekeeping. Along with your car keys.
My father worked for Ford (altho not the car division) and I grew up in the UK, but I've never seen this before. I love it!
It's a good idea, but I think a better one would be putting the car in the silhouette of the city
"To stand out online, what you post has to be carefully crafted. Quality content stands out online. Think it through carefully, ask yourself, 'Is what I’m posting memorable, inspirational, informative, funny, will it make people think, or feel good, or start a conversation?' If it doesn’t meet any of those benchmarks, it’s probably not going to stand out and go viral. There’s a lot of junk out there, it takes effort to rise above it," he told Bored Panda.
It did. My office was across the river. There were several calls to 911 about it.
Load More Replies...In today's world this would be triggering people and causing someone to be cancelled.
Who else besides me immediately heard Dennis Haysbert's voice in their heads when they saw this? "That's All State's stand. Are you in good hands?"
I’m sure it’s properly secured. There are probably regulations for stuff like this.
Load More Replies...the jetsons garage! i went to chicago a few months ago and dubbed this garage the jetsons garage :)
Or at least all the inconsiderate, judgmental, intolerant people.
Load More Replies...Ok Stihl, then discontinue those noisy things and start making rakes.
Sure, FedEx is first to move a package from one warehouse to another on the other side of the world, but then they lose it for a week 20 minutes from its final destination, then find it and send it to a warehouse 500 miles away, then back to the warehouse near final destination. Then it finally gets on a truck to be delivered, but FedEx is overwhelmed to they contract with a local delivery service using rented Uhaul vans, and it either sits in the van for three days while the driver delivers other packages or the driver throws it in the neighbor's yard while rolling past the house. F**k those guys.
I was wondering where my oh-so-late package went, so I looked up the tracking information online. (I live in Salt Lake City.) It was bouncing back and forth between LA and Atlanta; first LA, two days later, Atlanta, two days later, LA, two days later, Atlanta (you get the idea.) It was like watching a game of Pong.
Load More Replies...Personal experience in the wilds NNE of Houston, TX - DHL is head and shoulders ABOVE FedEx and UPS BOTH!!
Beneath "Fed" it says "always first" and to proof that, they have a competitioner's car painted on the rear.
Load More Replies...The DHL part of the pic is actually painted on the back of the FedEx truck. Not actually behind it. There is no rest of the truck there.
My friend had one when we were teens. I loved looking at the road through the big hole in the floor.
I remember the 2CVs in France during the early '60s. It was said they were so basic, the brake system was a stick jammed against the tires. I still don't know if that's true, but they were EVERYWHERE. Edit: 2CV literally means deux chevoux vapeur, or in English two horse steam.
Want any more basic, and you gotta drive with your feet like the Flintstones
That will be quicker. My old guitar teacher had one of these.
Load More Replies...My first car and still my favourite. Could reach 100km/hr only downhill and sounded like it was about to disintegrate.
Coming from Europe, my uncle Rudy had one and we drove all over The Netherlands with 5 people in it, my uncle, his wife in the passenger seat, my mother behind my uncle, then me in the middle and my cousin behind his Mom. We had a blast!!
I feel like someone kids will see this and start licking the floor. And by someone’s kid I mean 3 y-o me
Cool, but I can’t imagine how this can be legal. I mean, it kinda covers the real function of the crossing. Imagine Juventus FC or Steinway taking up the trend, ‘ma’am, I thought you were walking on a piano tile/french fry drawing, which drew my attention too, so I didn’t technically hit you on a crossing.’
It was a "big sticker" on the street and for the duration of the "Züri Fäscht" said street was closed off for traffic. So as a regular add this would be forbidden, but in this case it was temporary. I think it was in 2010.
Load More Replies...and I love how they correctly wrote "Fäscht"... yes, there are at leat 26 dialects in Switzerland and whether all of them would say "Fäscht" is debatable but us Zurich folks do. The term "Fest" used in the ad itself is the German version.
Oooooooooohhhh...Bottem right corner explains it all. Guess this wasn't a 3 legged race.
It's for the XL version of their product which the person who tipped over the hurdle with his s*****g might need.
Load More Replies...Me, to each thier own. I've always though the looked nice.Sporty but not overly done. Couldnt say about build quality and reliability though.
Load More Replies...They were all over the place in the mid-1970s. Porsche 911 and VW Rabbits, and they both sounded the same.
omg you guys know how ajax wipes beat grease? AJAX WAS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR IN ANCIENT GREEK LEGEND. HE BEAT ALL OF GREECE.
Clever and eye-catching! As a mom of toddlers, I would remember the ad and the product
There were quite a lot of double-entendres used in British car advertising in the 70s. And 60s. And 50s. And 80s....
Load More Replies...Ain’t the size of the ship that counts, but the motion of the ocean.
Tall Man In A Beetle: "Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?" "Yeah." "Everyone needs to drive, even the very tall. This was the largest automobile that I could afford. Should I therefore be the subject of mockery?" "I guess so." *angry spluttering*
Back in the eighties, there was a basketball player at a college I attended who was 7’6”. I saw him unfold himself to get out of the passenger seat of at car, go in a store, come back out, and fold himself back in his friend’s car. The car was an old Ford Pinto. Now THAT was an amazing feat!
I was drinking with a band after a show, he is 6'9. Dude passed out in the front seat after few shots. I could not have imagined 7'6 Jesus christ
Load More Replies...Get him a convertible bug! My 1974 Super Beetle got almost 40 mpg (combined city and hwy)
Right??? They're managing to make hybrids that actually get 35 mpg only 56 years later!
Load More Replies...STORY TIME!! I was driving to visit my folks one summer (Casper, WY to Platteville City, MO). Driving through Denver in my Saturn SC2 (‘member those?). Two cars ahead of me does … something … the mini va in front of me flips like three times, throwing papers all over I-80. I’d never seen two dudes get out of an upside-down mini van as fast as these two! They were on their way to the (then new) DEN airport to get their boss. I offered to drive them back to their office a few miles back East, still off I-80 but not too far. One poor dude was like 6-6 and spent the whole ride with his head cocked to one side!! Thank God it wasn’t far and they gave me $20 for my trouble - although it was NO trouble, I was just glad they were alive!!
I don’t think it’s even POSSIBLE to break a kitkat like that
Load More Replies...Y'all break KitKats? I take bites of them whole... I mean when it's stuck together, just straight out the package. My friend looked horrified lmao -
Kit Kat needs to go back to the ads of yesteryear, they were “meaningful “.
According to the inflation calculator, the space suit that cost $27,000.00 in 1976 would cost $138,699.33 today, and the watch that cost $235.00 in 1976 would cost $1207.20 today.
Yep but: current "edition" is sell for a minimum price of $5000. and the 1976 model, was sold in auction around $130'000 (start price) to even 250'000$ (something like that)
Load More Replies...An inflation calculator says that $235 then in 1976 dollars would be about $1200 now.
Does than mean the lack of gravity and the g-force of take-off and re-entry did not phase it?
Also a reminder size does not determine health or worth! The only source you should be getting your health from is a medical professional.
Um, size is very much an indication of health. Being obese isn't healthy. This isn't up for any actual scientific debate, it's backed up with data. A lot of data that shows obesity is a major factor when it comes to poor health. This doesn't mean people should be shamed or treated badly because they're over weight, but stop acting like there's no health implications or is a healthy way to live. It isn't, it's never going to be.
Load More Replies...Size does impact health. But everyone does have worth regardless of their defects (whatever they may be, no ones perfect).
Reminds me of that canteen door of a monastery. If a monk couldnt fit through, they had to go to fasting
No, I'll stick to the scales, thank-you. Don't you worry 'big' people know their size !!
BMI is a farce, as several studies have shown. You can be incredibly unhealthy at 100lbs, and incredibly healthy at 300. Chloe is correct.
I don't need Weight Watchers to get through that door...I can just turn sideway!!!
At first, without scrolling down, I thought he was sh*tting in the fridge. My twisted mind.
I love that you used bomb. Thought I was the only one who still said it.
Load More Replies...Why is one a fire extinguisher? Wouldn't that be the opposite of their point??
Once, I poured myself a spoonful and downed it...just to freak out my grandson. 😂
My late hubby would put this on everything he ate....EVERYTHING...and if he didn't have this he's pout, stomp his feet and basically act like a jerk until I brought more home...... glad he's dead now....
Now this is a*****e design. What if you want to sit and bench at left is taken?
"Well, honey, it's been swell, but it's been a year now. Here are the papers."
If you want to be happy for a lifetime, drink and ride a BMW. Sure, your lifetime will only be 15 minutes and God have mercy on your soul, but...
Happiness is unattainable by any other means? Oh that is so clever. I honestly never knew that. All those wasted years of therapy and all I needed was a motorcycle.
So..... no one at BMW is married anymore? Or unhappily married.
I don't like BMW bikes. Classic British bikes all the way personally.
In 1970 I wanted a beetle so badly, but my dad said I had to get an American car. in 2012 I bought myself a turbo beetle. Still love it, but yeah...do have a little trouble getting out of it. Not ready to give it up yet!
Load More Replies...It's implying free-spirited youthful "shenanigans" of the copular variety. Not something your [presumably] conservative mother would like very much.
Load More Replies...My boyfriend had on exactly like this. I was telling my best friend that said boyfriend and I got caught being bad in it, on MacDill Air Force base. Back in 1974. Oh, the memories. : D
The car, or that you are being hovered over by some creepy dude in the woods... or maybe she does not like that you are a creepy dude hovering over women in the woods?
I had one from that era. It's not thin as it looks, because of the camera's perspective, in this ad although much thinner than much of the competition of the time. They were heavy because of the aluminum chassis and densely packed components. https://www.ebay.com/b/2007-Apple-MacBook-Pro-Laptops/111422/bn_225469
Load More Replies...Yeah, this image isn’t the original campaign. This one is from 2009.
Load More Replies...OH I get this ad now! It's advertising that VW hasnt changed their production for so long, you can still order new parts for older cars.
VW has some of the best ads; from Think Small to Safe Happens and more.
My first thought was a guitar? But that doesn't seem quite right...
Load More Replies...I always wanted a car I could put a big fridge or several packages from Ikea in. So I drove Toyota, Volkswagen, Ford...
Not a Porsche...Exotics are cool to look at and masters of going fast, but I've always had a thing for older cars. First car was a 76 Pinto.😱 First car that ran was a 77 Olds Cutless Supreme, then a second one,but an S. I miss that old car...
Actually, yes. When I was younger my dream car was a Mitsubishi Pajero or a Suzuki Swift. Very different, I know.
Godzilla or EvoVI.....not in my childhood, but if they'd been built when I was a child, then yes.
It’s a shame beemer’s have gotten so much heavier/bigger over the years. Not quite so “ultimate” anymore.
The joke here is that you have to pay extra for working turn signals on a BMW
Load More Replies...They don't make them like they used to, sadly. New Jaguars don't even look like a Jaguar.
Illegaly downloaded of course, no one would pay a thousand dollars for the music.
I don't understand how this belongs in a Best Ads of All Time post. The tech was revolutionary but the ad pedestrian.
I believe that was only at 160kbps encoding too, the original iPod was only 5GB.
Load More Replies...The gist is that the man was a bit tense while he had the scratchy competitor's razor to his face, but he calmed down once he was using a smoother Gillette razor. 1st section of graph is normal blood pressure, 2nd is while using competor's razor, 3rd is Gillette
Load More Replies...while i have your attention you should know that apple wasn't using the pride flag it was just their logo at the time. happy pride month nonetheless
yeah, was just thinking, it would be cool if they went back to that logo and slogan just for this month:)
Load More Replies...From a cartel that has gallons of blood on its hands
Load More Replies...this was the start of the diamond trade ruse - diamonds are beautiful, but emeralds for example are far rarer - how much blood spilt to keep de beers and the like rich?
A future full of debt and slavish devotion to material objects. Thanks honey I love you too.
The less ethical trust company ever....diamonds are overpriced, unethical
It is moderately clever, poking fun at IBM, who had long used "Think" as their slogan.
Load More Replies...What about the Old Spice commercials?!? They definitely deserve to be here as well.
This is one of the best ads of all time. "My fish is sick." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca-HZ7qiR0I Malibu-Rum...3d39a8.jpg
Hard to forget this one, for STAINMASTER® carpet... mr-hart-hu...4502de.png
How about the Ikea ad where the kid is playing with a toy, zooming it around...
“How to Succeed in Advertising without really trying” : just have an abiding hatred for humanity.
What about the Old Spice commercials?!? They definitely deserve to be here as well.
This is one of the best ads of all time. "My fish is sick." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca-HZ7qiR0I Malibu-Rum...3d39a8.jpg
Hard to forget this one, for STAINMASTER® carpet... mr-hart-hu...4502de.png
How about the Ikea ad where the kid is playing with a toy, zooming it around...
“How to Succeed in Advertising without really trying” : just have an abiding hatred for humanity.
