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The project "Beauty Warriors" is a photo series featuring strange looking beauty gadgets. I found them on eBay and most of these beauty products are made in China. These new gadgets promise instant cure without surgical intervention. They are much cheaper than plastic surgeries and botulin injections and if you believe in it, they might work!

To be successful, you must be perfect and have a perfect body—these are our society’s rules, which we all follow without even realizing how ridiculous the beauty standards are. We often forget about the importance of inner and natural beauty.

Models for this project are my friends, family and volunteers found with the help of social media.

This beauty trends project was part of my coursework. I am studying Contemporary Art and Contextualised Practice BA(Hons) at the University of Highlands and Islands, in Inverness, Scotland.

More info: evijalaivina.com

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Face Slimmer

Face Slimmer

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Amanda Panda
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Side affect: May catch unwanted bugs, and attract unsolicited sexual advances from male trolls

frederic eeckman
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when the mouth is bigger than the face, the face looks indeed slimmer :D

Theresa Whale
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She looks like a blow up doll 😂 Poor girl

just a thought !
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Face slimmer = make lips look extra big , face is relatively small !

PyroKitty
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a more feminine version of a reverse bear trap....

Janet Wilson
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has she got piercings up her are?

Imperfekt
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But your face looks quite slim already.

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    #2

    Anti-Wrinkle Mask

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    Baked Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes complete with a safe word

    Wanda Queen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeeeah, I used to know a guy who was into those. Gosh, haven't thought about him in years....

    Lou Wow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think is cutesy ninja.

    Andrea Dabóczi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks a little bit like Pepper from AHS...

    Linda Zenebisis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red blouse makes it - do they come together?

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! The beauty bowls me over.

    Sabbie Bradley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look up what BDSM stands for - I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.

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    #3

    Anti-Double Chin Bandage

    Anti-Double Chin Bandage

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side affect of chin hammock: compression of the remaining facial features, resulting in Resting B***h Face.

    Melissa Honeybee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks like a younger Miss Trunchbull from movie Matilda. hahahaaa

    Jo Dempsey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! It can also be used in case of an abscess.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an anti-snoring device.

    Mihaela Ilieva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's no double chin so it works!

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works! I see absolutely ZERO double chin!! (or ANY chin!)

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    #4

    Smile Trainer

    Smile Trainer

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies... now you can fake it, in more places than the bedroom! :)

    Mimis Nachbarin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have to "train" it, no instrument will ever help you. Just leave it.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this one. My mouth curves downward naturally, so when I smile my mouth just goes into a straight line. If I try to make it look like I'm really smiling it looks forced, so people have to rely on the rest of my face to indicate my mood, which doesn't help thanks to my natural expression appearing unhappy. Even my own mother constantly asks me what's wrong, or why I'm angry; I'm not, that's just my face...I doubt a "smile trainer" would really work though.

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    Nick P
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY SO SERIOUSSS.......

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    #5

    Nose Straightener

    Nose Straightener

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also comes in handy after you've eaten beans!

    SUN-!-@
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhh... fancy new cloth peg... on nose??

    Nick P
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side Effects: Difficulty in breathing. Might get unconscious due to lack of oxygen.

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh you do know she has a mouth to breathe out of, right?

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    Godspeed
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also use it to hang your clothes out.

    Kristen Hdz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be handy for those times when I have a cold and it hurts to breathe.

    Lucida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can just use a clothespin. Works just as good, that will say it doesn't do s**t!

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    #6

    Eyelid Trainer

    Eyelid Trainer

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks more like Medieval torture!

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that, about all of these!

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    Evgeniya Khon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what eyelids are trained for? Winter Olympics?

    Linda Zenebisis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you retain eyelids to do. I’cve Never seen a trained eyelid. Maybe it helps with twitches

    Lia LuniTic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for Asian eyes because people with Asian eyes wish to have more white style eye lids

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    John Bennick
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, Eyelids...SIT! FETCH! ROLL OVER! Well c**p. It doesn't work."

    Imperfekt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey she's the model for the double chin bandage. And look!! It worked.

    Sarah Figini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what exactly are they training their eyelids to do ?!...other than being eyelids

    Lia LuniTic
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for Asian eyelids to make another crease like white peoples eyelids have

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    Elaine Van Zon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what is it supposed to be training her eye lids to do?

    Magpie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Training them to do what ??

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    #7

    Facelift Bandage (With Spikes Inside!)

    Facelift Bandage (With Spikes Inside!)

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    CultOfBambi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she could do with a nice glass of chianti and some Fava beans.

    Lou Wow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww yeah I was wondering why she looked so familiar! FFFFFF! 😁

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    Evgeniya Khon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With spikes inside? What are they even for?

    Maureen Zappellini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean,spikes inside?!! Yikes!

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste of money. It will not help.

    Dawn K
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nose piece is probably open underneath it.

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    #8

    Eyebrow Stencil

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    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for all you Star Wars Spok fans!

    Amanda Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **STAR TREK!! oh God, what have i done!~?

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    Diana CrunChewy Watson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like an alien that Captain Kirk would definitely try to shag.

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want eyebrows like the elven folk in Lord of the Rings!

    Madeline Bublik
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I read the second comment, I was like EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!

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    #9

    Lip Plumper

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    John Bennick
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A punch in the mouth will often achieve the same effect. And it's cheaper.

    luna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just asying but apparently these things are actually quite dangerous

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is it? Did she forget to put it on?

    Thegreatcountryofverden
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEW! Albert Einstein tongue enhancer! BUY NOW!

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually bought this one, although you can use an old camera roll bottle

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!! I cant!! I simply can't as I am laughing so hard at this one!!!

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    #10

    Face Massager

    Face Massager

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    Mimis Nachbarin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually could work. Massages never fail.

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you have to do is find your kid's hot wheels and it will have the same effect. Try the monster truck one. :P

    Child of lightening
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like a cute boulder running on her fACE.

    Rebecca Gee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does work...my older sister has one.

    Dog Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's made the right side of her face droop. Look at her eye.

    Judy Semmens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It goes quite well with the dress

    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for Cats! At least, that's what I glean from Instagram.

    Catherine Rose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have a fancier version of this device, I don't think it works it's just cheap and fun to play with, my cat likes it.

    G.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those I have seen in korean dramas

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    #11

    Gold Face Mask

    Gold Face Mask

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    Lazy Panda 2
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sort of mini-version of what Goldfinger likes.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, she wasn't in Placerville, CA in 1849.

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow.....if that's real gold leaf that's f****d, its so so so expensive {altho I heard it is good for skin but not at that price god}

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just beneath her skin lies her true golden nature.

    JustLooking46
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Gold-member from Austin Powers got a hold of her...Sorry...sorry. Impulses...

    Sarmite Kraukle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More good would do gold in my purse!

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    #12

    Anti-Wrinkle Mask

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you see any wrinkles? Works like a charm.

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an open air jock strap.

    Lou Wow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear it's not Friday the 13th again is it?

    Martin Forbes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a recovering facial burns victim.

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    #13

    Facemask

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    Lazy Panda 2
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it certainly masks the face.

    Jo Dempsey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a prop from that failed move, "Bride of Jason." :-)

    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for when you just wanna go murder a guy

    Ms. Understood
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours..."

    why hello there
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that special occasion when you want to look like a serial killer.

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    #14

    Facial Tattoo Measurement Tool

    Facial Tattoo Measurement Tool

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    Mimis Nachbarin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want a tattoo right in the face, the measurement is probably your less significant problem...

    Full Name
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you wanted to tattoo a better looking face on your face?

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    Patricia Rix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful girl, she looks like Elizabeth Taylor did.

    Lou Wow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes her look very calculating..

    Ali Crean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This item is used for measuring permanent make up tattoos.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two for my ex. She was two-faced.

    Lucida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually want this one, so I can understand why I never get my eyebrows to be symmetric. They look symmetric to me in the mirror but I on pictures I see that they're not. XD

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all of your at home tattooing needs

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    #15

    Nose Shaper

    Nose Shaper

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    Lou Wow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she'd smack you in the face if you laughed at how silly she looks.

    Heather Riseborough
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what happens if you put all the nose shapers on at once?

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the fallopian tubes from the biology model.

    Patricia Rix
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also serves as a diet aid, as you can only eat what gets past the handle.

    Wanda Queen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmhmmm. Sure. That's totally what that is.

    Allana Rose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also good for those fashionable ladies who work on pig farms!

    Ali Crean
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many Asian countries a Western beauty esthetic is desired. This and other items like it are used to pinch a flatter Asian nose to look more Caucasian.

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding me? smh

    John Bennick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just one more that could be achieved by a left hook to the face.

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    #16

    Nose Shaper

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    #17

    Lip Moisturiser

    Lip Moisturiser

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    Lou Wow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent way to kiss and not get germs.

    StinkyMonkey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big do these manufacturers think lips actually are?

    Pi...
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With plastic surgery, could be anyone's guess :-D

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    Raquel Bacardi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried one of these, its like a lip mask. It was awful. Slimy and cold, wouldn't stay on, and burned. Stay away!!

    Mimis Nachbarin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's beautiful even with that silly (and obviously useless) object.

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you just use lip balm or vaseline? You wouldn't look so ridiculous.

    Catherine Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this product before it feels like a gel sole for your lips.

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    #18

    Silicone Facemask

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    Mimis Nachbarin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a facial straightjacket...

    Catherine Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hum, I wonder if this is to keep night creams on your face?

    Laura Elonen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it pull the face back or the ears forward?

    Nina Wum
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this wacky a*s Almodovar movie about a villainous face surgeon.

    Ellen-Marie Ritchie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great photographs! Which camera and lense combination did you use?

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