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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

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    Friday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a concept! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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    For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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    If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

    What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

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    The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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    Mandy Renn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see the stats on babies with Alzheimer's.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is such a pity because it is a technically very accomplished tattoo.

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    Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

    Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

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    It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

    Dizzy Falcon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why the hell do women have them? WHAT IS THAT LIQUID FOR? WE DIDNT HAVE FORMULA IN FRIGGIN 5000 BC

    Mooncat83
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...aren't they still fluids if they're coming from a cow/goat/rhinoceros/unicorn?

    Xylle Flora
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Milk comes from cows, not like nearly every mammal produces milk to feed their young"

    Esther (she/her)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, idiots everywhere - including you

    Christopher Walkies
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'You can milk anything with nipples' 'I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?' - Meet The Parents

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess where milk comes out of the cow? that's right, their bodies.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheep's milk? Goat's milk? Cat milk? Any kind of mammal's milk? LOL

    pusheen buttercup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many animals produce milk, humans are one of them. Milk is also a bodily fluid. All of that aside this is specifically what breasts are for.

    Alisa Wei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has to be fake otherwise why would they coincidently be this dumb AND use almonds as an example

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person probably drinks cow pee. (He obviously doesn't think bodily fluids from cows count as bodily fluids.)

    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idiots aren't everywhere...they're right there.

    Monika Rhodes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone missed basic biology lessons..

    GalaxyGriffin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Idiots everywhere." And you're one of them.

    Holes2Heaven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of stupidity here is alarming

    June
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to ask this person how she thinks milk comes out cows, and what they thinks it is.

    Rose the Cook
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did people mange thousands of years ago?

    Andrew Cohen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell someone you slept during every science class you ever took.

    John Frohlich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to be the biggest idiot on this earth,how did mothers thousands of years ago,feed their babies,Your a first class Clown.

    Robert Robi Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So coconut is a cow, it produces milk. Right? Right?

    Me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to assume the OP was joking. With the "idiots everywhere" being the punchline.

    Anita Pickle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they would rather drink the cows body fluid...?

    Brandy Grote
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, babies are made by swapping body fluids, so....

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cow Pee?? LOL They're against killing cows for beef too because you can just go to the store and buy it so...

    David
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's institute an "Ignorance Tax." Just complete a form at the end of the year and the worse you do, the more taxes you pay. National Debt, solved!

    Notorious DBT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lactation consultant I have to agree. People and animals have been manufacturing synthetic human milk using cow milk for millions of years. Wait until this person learns that milk is made from blood.

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so stupid i can't even begin to understand the "logic" behind it... or yeah. I do. Womens breasts are so crazy sexualized that even the thought that they have a purpose that isnt linked to sex makes some people say insane things like this.

    Jo Firth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they're right about idiots being everywhere ...

    Guðrún Sveinsdóttir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the great knowledge available in nothingness.

    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that "milk" was a classy name.

    Justin Patel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I guess my wife is a cow then!

    Paul Aguilera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots everywhere, i agree! this person must be surrounded by mirrors ; ]

    birdy4life
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol so from cows body fluids it is okay?

    chrissy goodman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about monkeys apes and every other mammal in the world r they supposed to use formula too?

    KimTx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Milk" is a classy name?

    bxttery_bxby
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, breast feeding tends to be better for the baby.

    john hartley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the goats reading this are like Waaaaahhh????

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    Candace Alagappan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIKE, EVERYWHERE. INLUDING WHEREVER YOU LIVE!

    Callum McLeod
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    milk comes from every mammal, including humans. In fact, the word, "mammalia" (which is the derivative of mammal), means "of the breast".

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    Penny Kemper
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's just a troll, because how can anybody be this dumb?

    Cold Contagious
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just face the mirror, glimpse idiot.

    Jaehyun brides
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yg lain pas bayi minum ASI dia dikasi minum whiskey duh

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the sounds of you , you can't be real every female mammal which is what we are produces milk what do you think baby cows drink. Please sober up!

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk comes from female mammals. Ever heard of goat milk?

    RoseTheMad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so... milk from cows isn't a cows bodily fluid?

    SlartyBlartFast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the things folks these days would say for clout...

    Shannon Matthews
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least the "idiots everywhere" part is correct.

    Shoddy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Idiots everywhere. Here is one of them.

    Pepper Pots
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!? I really cant believe this one

    Marianne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is going to tell them? :D

    Loretta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really would like to know, what this person thinks people fed their children before readily available formulas...

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    Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

    This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

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    "Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

    Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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    what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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    "I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

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    When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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    "So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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    Chris Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?? I sincerely hope that she has never dated anyone.

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    Sonya Jersey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Flavius Petrus knows from experience ...

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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    tiari
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The transformed wife is an internet cancer.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his business folds, or he's fired.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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    Sofie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face is sore. I keep slapping it.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The higher the blood pressure, the closer to god.

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    Kateryna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the bottle is just mostly empty.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Bad Medical Takes twitter. Mental health is important.

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    mulk
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I would recommend [the vaccine]. And I would recommend it to a lot of people that don’t want to get it, and a lot of those people voted for me, frankly.”, Donald Trump, march 2021

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that women don't go into shock during natural childbirth pretty much blows his theory out of the water.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistics can be twisted only so much before they break...

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I would take a woman with a big brain over big boobs any day. Nothing sexier than a real conversation

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does dying cure cancer? Cause if it does his baking soda treatments might work.

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can get rid of my paternal family's dna, let me know!

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    Penny Fan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I was a healthy 2 y/o boy until my parents gave me the smallpox vaccine and I became a slouching female

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A certain amount of diabetes is caused by poor diet or develops as a result of other chronic conditions, but "sorting out their issues" is not possible for people with Type I diabetes. Their pancreas just quit working out of the blue as a child, not as a result of too many donuts.

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lots a freaky 6'4 people about today

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there raw chicken on a plate with scrambled eggs? Who eats raw chicken?!?

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    deathrose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to empathize with the original poster, not the crazy coconut oil person. For a long time my mom and doctors thought I had ADHD but none of the medications worked for me. It wasn't until college that I was diagnosed with Aspergers. When I was a child it was believed that Aspergers and Austism were male exclusive disorders. It was even a struggle to get a diagnosis of ADHD back then. A lot of girls were hurt in this assumption.

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except women have it too , small amounts but they have it

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's no menopause ever, you need to see a doctor.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right ladies! Make him wear a suit in bed!

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    Lucifer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you tell me not to fu....I mean "make love" to my chickens..?

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    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you become a chimera during pregnancy and you exchange some dna with your child via the placenta. But it doesn't change your so called race.

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    Lucifer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am looking for the word imbecile.

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    Saint Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's not wrong technically. He just forget to mention it's estimated the spanish flu killed around 5% of the global population at the time (1918). And for the black plague, the estimated number of death is around 25 millions in Europe, or between 30 and 50% ! of the population at the time (14th century)

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    Mary Veltri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men and women get breast reduction all the time. They can't because they're trans? You suck

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jogging at 99 ? are you high ?

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seatbelts, airbags, so on and so forth.

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    Penny Fan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've never had sex and no-one else should either"

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    LottieH
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you still be called vegan when you eat your own fingernails?

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plastic is generally bad, but for not this reason

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, they haven't been researching covid for years before this particular strain went global. But I'll bet this same person will eat candy without reading (or caring) what's in it.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna start lifting then. /s

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if people used their brains instead of relying on twitter

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    Chris Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe plastic surgery and living a carefree life?

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hands over yees* Make the stupid stop make the stupid stop make the stupid stop

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the names of the foot shapes, not the nationalities of the people who have them.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an art piece with someone saying they like it... what is wrong with that

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    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You either are a woman or a man. Woman have reproductive organs men don't. It's as simple as that."

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