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Knitted sweaters, questionable Santas, and a sock-full of mandarins. Ah, Christmas. The only thing missing now is a photo that captures all of the chaos.

Awkward Family Photos is a friendly place online where everyone can come together and share their uncomfortable family moments. Mike Bender and Doug Chernack started the project by posting a few childhood photos of their own, and the site quickly took off and became an Internet sensation.

Bored Panda covered Awkward Family Photos some time ago but since the holiday season is just around the corner, let's not forget what matters at this time of year—laughing at yourself and your loved ones. Oh, and cherishing the memories you shared, of course.

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#1

My Uncle, Comforting My Father After Breaking A Toy On Christmas Morning, 1969. That’s Brotherly Love

My Uncle, Comforting My Father After Breaking A Toy On Christmas Morning, 1969. That’s Brotherly Love

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Rebekah
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Raise your hand if you did the "Awww... and head tilt" like I did.

I LOVE THIS GAME
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

awwwww so cute the little boy is huging him awwwwww

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1969. Big year. Woodstock, moon landing, and...other stuff I'm sure. I wish I had been around back then.

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Bender said that holidays really do mean more awkward shots. "Families are more likely to get together and take photos," he told Bored Panda. "Plus, a lot of families have holiday traditions like dressing up in matching outfits which always leads to [even more] awkwardness."

But Bender said there are other occasions that produce these pictures too. Like birthdays. Someone will undoubtedly capture the kids in their most (you guessed it) awkward stages of life. And weddings. "You are bringing together not just one awkward family but two and generally, people are intoxicated and I don't think I have to explain how that can get weird," he pointed out. Lastly, he mentioned hospital delivery photos. The mothers never seem as enthusiastic about taking pictures as the dads!

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    #2

    We Were Taking Our Family Christmas Photo, And Let’s Just Say The Dogs Weren’t In A Holly Jolly Mood. This Photo Was The Worst Of The Batch, But Now It’s A Conversation Starter. We Keep It Right By The Entrance Of Our Home Here In St. Louis

    We Were Taking Our Family Christmas Photo, And Let’s Just Say The Dogs Weren’t In A Holly Jolly Mood. This Photo Was The Worst Of The Batch, But Now It’s A Conversation Starter. We Keep It Right By The Entrance Of Our Home Here In St. Louis

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is an old horror movie called "Hounds of Hell".

    Orionpax75
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devil dog hound of hell late 70's probably one of the worst horror films of all time lmaoooo I def remember

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merry Christmas. Have you got your rabies shot today?

    The Einstein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you STILL keep a smile when they are attacking your neck?!

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This truly captures the mood of the Holiday season

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will never stop being funny. .

    GC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s made even better by the wide innocent smiles of the people.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the captured laughter of the two outside dog holders and the fixed smile in the middle..

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids look like they're having a ball! (That's a lot of braces for one family at the same time.)

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    "The pandemic has brought all families closer together. We're spending more time with each other and so we're also taking more photos. Also, we truly can't get away from our family when we're in quarantine so that ensures lots of awkward moments. As far as Christmas, we like to say it's the most awkward time of the year and the gift that keeps on giving."

    #3

    The Only Baby Picture I Have. Why?

    The Only Baby Picture I Have. Why?

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    Titas Burinskas
    BoredPanda Staff
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only baby picture you need

    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that all babies look like Winston Churchill, but this takes the cake.

    Thindy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me, my nan said I looked like Eisenhower!

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better have a fat baby than a malnourished one. my older boy, who's 13 now, is slim as a stick, but when he was a baby he was a little fatty :-)

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are NO bad baby pictures.

    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that weird evil baby from boss baby

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the cutest, happiest, beer-bellied trucker. There's a half-smoked Lucky Strike in his left hand... :-D

    GC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s holding a scotch and a cigar just out of shot.

    Znaya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because this one is perfect!

    Orionpax75
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A real live Humpty Dumpty lol

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but I want to see OP now

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    #4

    Being In A Family With Five Children, You Hardly Ever Get A Great Photo With All The Kids. 27 Years Later My Sister Decided We Should Reenact This Photo On The One Day A Year We All Get Together

    Being In A Family With Five Children, You Hardly Ever Get A Great Photo With All The Kids. 27 Years Later My Sister Decided We Should Reenact This Photo On The One Day A Year We All Get Together

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    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t even notice the kid in the middle until the second photo!

    PKMN Trainer Link
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 1 of 4. Maybe we can re-create pictures someday.

    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fedora boy got more swag 27 yrs ago

    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the same clothes! That's commitment!

    Joan Bohlmann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great effort, down to the clothes!

    Michelle Kruegar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this, looks just like my family photos with step-siblings, lol!

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    #5

    Christmas 2009. We Went To The Mall To Take A Picture With Santa And Seemingly Nothing Went Wrong… My Son Didn’t Cry, The Line Was Manageable But Santa’s Attention Was Focused Elsewhere

    Christmas 2009. We Went To The Mall To Take A Picture With Santa And Seemingly Nothing Went Wrong… My Son Didn’t Cry, The Line Was Manageable But Santa’s Attention Was Focused Elsewhere

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    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DANG THE ONE YEAR THE FAMILY DOES NOTHING WRONG

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just 'cause there's snow on the roof don't mean there's no fire inside.

    manon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how Santa got punched in the face by a disgruntled husband

    HIII!!!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs Klaus would not be happy

    demon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG......SANTA YOU HAVE A WIFEEEEEEEEE!

    Ember
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa’s only human....ha ha ha

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    #6

    My Boss, Who Has 6 Kids, Captured Every Sibling Dynamic Possible In One Photo

    My Boss, Who Has 6 Kids, Captured Every Sibling Dynamic Possible In One Photo

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    Botox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something...

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Renaissance painting!

    Piper Perez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a kitchen rug that looks exactly like that curtain.

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    Clever Dog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and here in one photo is why I dont have kids

    demon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me and my family every day but especially on christmas

    Mildred Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they are all excited - except the one in front right hand side.

    Tala Koala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god please stop breeding!!

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    #7

    The Infamous Christmas Photo Shoot Of 1984. Dad’s Short-Shorts And High Socks Highlighted His Fashion-Forward Attitude And Athleticism; My Sister’s Cheerleading Perfection Revealed Her Vow To Never Look Bad In Any Photo- Ever, And My Single Jazz Hand Stance Complete This Awkward Family Christmas Card From Over 30 Years Ago

    The Infamous Christmas Photo Shoot Of 1984. Dad’s Short-Shorts And High Socks Highlighted His Fashion-Forward Attitude And Athleticism; My Sister’s Cheerleading Perfection Revealed Her Vow To Never Look Bad In Any Photo- Ever, And My Single Jazz Hand Stance Complete This Awkward Family Christmas Card From Over 30 Years Ago

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    Melanie Gallegos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be the most awkward photo winner! Lol

    Jim Ellington
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socks that emerge three to four inches above the shoes qualify as "high socks"? She must not remember how high socks went in the 70s and 80s.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I was expecting to see knee socks with stripes

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    Jaclyn Levy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring back manly short shorts. I'm deadly serious.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, those shorts!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad’s short shorts are killing me!

    Scratch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheerleader looks a bit like Lea Thompson circa 1984.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The description is as wonderful as the actual photo!

    Trent Tulpo
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    4 years ago

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    Sam T Godfrey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the middle of Winter!! Put on your scarves and galoshes! You'll catch cold like that!

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    #8

    This Was The Picture That My Family Sent Out As Our Family Christmas Card Back In '91

    This Was The Picture That My Family Sent Out As Our Family Christmas Card Back In '91

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbing on many levels. Yet hillarious.

    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, why would you be Eddy Munster when you you could be literally and member of the Addams family?

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to go suck all the blood out from your enemies but your mom makes you pose for the Christmas card first

    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Whatever happened to Eddie Munster? I’m lookin’ at him!” 😁

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eddie Munster is really feeling the Christmas spirit. The knee high socks and black nail polish really help tie everything together.

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    #9

    This Is The Photo My Grandmother Sent Out As Her X-Mas Card In The Early 70s

    This Is The Photo My Grandmother Sent Out As Her X-Mas Card In The Early 70s

    She didn’t like my dad’s not-smiling face so she cut out one from a different picture, pasted it in place and sent it to the printers. Note the glue on my dad’s face where grandma had attempted to affix the smiling face before it shifted during printing. Still one of the funniest things ever sent to more than 200 friends and family

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    Scratch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gran was Photoshopping before it was a thing.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    200 people?!! I'd be hard pressed to come up with 50 friends and family. Wow.

    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the merriest thing I've ever seen.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ghost of Christmas past, hovering in the background.

    The Einstein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gran isn't looking at the camera, she's looking at the ceiling where the rats are coming out.

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    #10

    Merry Christmas From Your Friendly, Neighborhood Mall Goths, 2005

    Merry Christmas From Your Friendly, Neighborhood Mall Goths, 2005

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    Ana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just talk about the girl and the guy in the bottom right? Please tell me that isn’t supposed to be a leash?

    GC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they’re just kids with makeup. They’re still kids. I know they were being ironic and all but most Goths were just angsty teens. Black clothes and lipstick doesn’t make them dangerous. They thought they were being so edgy. They didn’t realize they were like everyone else.

    Jose Ortiz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you misread meet Santa for meet Satan..

    Berry Budgie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poor santa looks like he is trying to hard to be happy

    BananaJo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah like ok kids smile, and remember, don't kill me hahah...

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    Beebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is really trying here.

    ainsley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like something i would do

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    #11

    Our Aunt Helen Made These For The Three Of Us And While I Know She Worked Very Hard On Them, I Was Mortified. That’s Me On The Left. I’m Smiling But My Eyes Are Red From Crying Because I Didn’t Want To Wear It. The Compromise Was That I Didn’t Have To Wear The Bonnet. I Don’t Have Much Of A Fashion Sense But Even Then, At A Tender Young Age, I Knew This Was Wrong, Very Wrong

    Our Aunt Helen Made These For The Three Of Us And While I Know She Worked Very Hard On Them, I Was Mortified. That’s Me On The Left. I’m Smiling But My Eyes Are Red From Crying Because I Didn’t Want To Wear It. The Compromise Was That I Didn’t Have To Wear The Bonnet. I Don’t Have Much Of A Fashion Sense But Even Then, At A Tender Young Age, I Knew This Was Wrong, Very Wrong

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ralphie's bunny outfit doesn't seem so bad now.

    joe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Even the costumes from the Handmaid's Tale don't seem that bad now.

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    Jitka Svobodová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I hated that, I call it "the curse of grandma's sweater". You know she ment well and put a lot of work in it but the result is horrible, so you don't want to wear it but still feel guilty about it.

    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too was a victim of grandma‘s sewing every Christmas… She meant well… and I would always graciously put it on and model it for her. I would gladly wear 70s polyester pants suits again if it meant having her back with us today.

    Robertson Shinnick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, most definitely. Give me that deep purple velour tracksuit with the hot magenta stripe down the leg that Mimi sent me around 1977, and you bet I’d wear it, if it meant I could see her again. Upvote for you.

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those polygamous cults where the girls and women all wear identical dresses.

    ShutUpsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle one looks like Fred Weasley.

    StormWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tad unkind as I think that's a girl lo but yes they all seem to have that good ol' Weasley blood in them ;-)

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    Ivana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just going to say, I would remove the sleeves and totally rock this.

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    #12

    My Dad On Christmas Morning

    My Dad On Christmas Morning

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad reminds me of a younger Jack Nicholson.

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton's love child.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken shortly before Dad accepted a caretaking job at the Overlook Hotel

    Ivana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this everyone's dad in the 80s. I had to do a double take and was like, "How did they get a pic of my dad?"

    NWB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god that is dad sooo many of us had hahaha

    Nathan Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad is Jack Nicholson? That's awesome.

    okpkpkp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cigarette smoker has a cigarette every morning, including Xmas. I did it for 41 years. Nicotine is very addicting.

    BananaJo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, on Christmas day, Santa was delivering presents, but he got tired, so he decided to have a smoke

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    #13

    My Memories Of Meeting Santa Are Fond Ones. I Came Across This Pic, However, And Was Startled By The Look On This Particular Santa’s Face. He Looks A Little Less Interested In What I Want For Christmas, And A Little More Interested In How I’d Taste In A Stew

    My Memories Of Meeting Santa Are Fond Ones. I Came Across This Pic, However, And Was Startled By The Look On This Particular Santa’s Face. He Looks A Little Less Interested In What I Want For Christmas, And A Little More Interested In How I’d Taste In A Stew

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    Memento Mori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else getting some albert fish vibes from this dude? (if you don't know who that is, he's basically a serial killer and cannibal who was the original bogeyman)

    M.A.D.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid's like: 'don't look in his direction, maybe he'll ignore me and go away.'

    BoredPundits
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gritted teeth be like "Kid, if you pee on my lap, I'm gonna eat you"!

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unsuspecting victim doesn't realize that he might not survive...

    Terry S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, that looks like Ralphie with the fake Santa

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    #14

    Christmas Was Scary In Yugoslavia

    Christmas Was Scary In Yugoslavia

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo many nopes

    Marky Mark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donnie Darko's Christmas Special?

    Hilary Mol
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laszlo the Murderous Clown, Piotr the Devil Rabbit, and Unibrow Homeless Santa. Nothing like Christmas with these three merry-makers.

    Jitka Svobodová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I am from slavic country also, but WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK are this? Why rabbit? And whats the knight/clown/garbage man on the left? Those gifts were tough to earn.

    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't any less scary in Bulgaria either... but at least we had Snow White who was (for some reason), Santa's sidekick. Also, Santa was called "Father Frost" in those days.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's not Snow White, is it? I thought it was "Snowflake"?

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    Cream Pie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ali, koga predstavljaju ovi likovi? Prvi put vidim. 🤔

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    Barbara Cochrane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child abuse! Really, really scary giant, killer rabbit, evil robot clown and skanky unibrow Santa. Poor little kid.

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scary robot zombie Easter bunny.

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    #15

    My Dad Built This To Protect The Tree From The Cat

    My Dad Built This To Protect The Tree From The Cat

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first time I have seen a cage built for a Christmas tree. The cat must be the anti-Christ. LOL

    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a hook in the ceiling and I'd tie the tree to the hook with fishing line rather than pick up the tree 27 times when the cats would knock it over.

    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we put in some perches and a bunch of budgerigars in there too.

    BoredPundits
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! It does look like an aviary, doesn't it?

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    Kimberley Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hoping to see the cat plotting to get in.

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    #16

    We Took The Kids To Take Pictures With Santa. Needless To Say We Were Shocked As We Scrolled Through The Photos And Saw Our Daughter’s Middle Finger Up With Her Head Turned And Smiling

    We Took The Kids To Take Pictures With Santa. Needless To Say We Were Shocked As We Scrolled Through The Photos And Saw Our Daughter’s Middle Finger Up With Her Head Turned And Smiling

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    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always gotta be the middle child

    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a buncha cuties! And dressed so snazzy!

    Rebekah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what a gorgeous family.

    Tambot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matching clothes, $200, fancy hairdo's, $100... middle child flipping the bird, priceless.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sassy little darling. I pray my kids turn out as well.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are all so handsome and cute

    GC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t look intentional. I mean does she even know what that means? Nobody in this picture was ready for the snap. The way Moms feet are, boys are moving, big sister is wiggling. That means little sister wasn’t posing with her finger up to be rude.

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yes, she did. You can't be a child these days and not know what that means.

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is super cute though. Since the daughter is still quite young, hopefully this was unintentional. You never know though.

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    #17

    We Were Trying To Create A Winter Wonderland Scene And Save Money By Shooting Our Own Picture. We Ended Up With Almost 90 Photos That All Looked Like This, So We Just Went With It And This Year I Got Actual Requests To Post This Card

    We Were Trying To Create A Winter Wonderland Scene And Save Money By Shooting Our Own Picture. We Ended Up With Almost 90 Photos That All Looked Like This, So We Just Went With It And This Year I Got Actual Requests To Post This Card

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    Jitka Svobodová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get up bro! The reindeer is coming! IT'S COMING!!

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why mommy! why are your doing this?

    Mildred Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to be happy at Christmastime!

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are those stand ins when you need one...

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merry F’ing Christmas. Kids, gotta love ‘em.

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an old Western movie. "Sheriff! Sheriff! That man just shot my brother!"

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    #18

    Our Photographer Sent Us All The Images From Our Holiday Photo Session Including This One And I Love It

    Our Photographer Sent Us All The Images From Our Holiday Photo Session Including This One And I Love It

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The holly jolly spirit ❄❄

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that background. Did the Santa hang himself? Or did the elves do it?

    backatya
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I like the stuffed toy

    Shirley Heyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should maybe shorten those photo sessions by at least a half hour. . .

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without seeing the others, this one could very well have been "it".

    Anja Schmidt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they told us to be authentic ...

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    #19

    Mom, There’s A Reason There Wasn’t A Line To See This Santa…

    Mom, There’s A Reason There Wasn’t A Line To See This Santa…

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That weird family had left out a glass of milk and some really strange-tasting brownies..."

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm high as a kiiite I just miiiight stop to check you out! Let me go ooooon like a blister in the sun..."

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa be like " Can I sleep already ? "

    Imperfekt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid rightfully looks terrified.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody left a plate of special brownies out for St. Nick.

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    #20

    The Moment My Mom Realized I Was Going To Be A Handful

    The Moment My Mom Realized I Was Going To Be A Handful

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a movie poster

    David K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you´re right, mom and dad totally have that movie star visage!

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a scene from a whacky 90s holiday comedy.

    Bored Little Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say it, she is so gorgeous!!!!

    Ms. b
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woowww your mom is stunningg

    Caged Beer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How easily a smile can turn into a grimace!

    Angharad Eatough
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your mum is very pretty!!!! I love her hair! I love how you and your mum both seem to be looking at your dad

    Imperfekt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darling she's about to break my diamond necklace!! (He could care less, he knows they are fake)

    Sue Knerl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older kid is the one I'd worry about.

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    #21

    I Tried To Get Some Christmas Card Photos With My Boys This Year. My 5 Year Old Was Not Having It And Refused To Cooperate (Look Under The Sign). But This One Took The Cake For Me Since The Baby Is Puking As Well

    I Tried To Get Some Christmas Card Photos With My Boys This Year. My 5 Year Old Was Not Having It And Refused To Cooperate (Look Under The Sign). But This One Took The Cake For Me Since The Baby Is Puking As Well

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    Gary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would actually be a pretty good Christmas card, I would love to get one like that.

    Marina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that she's trying to make beautiful memories but her kids are like NOPE and she laughts about it. Taking it easy is the key at times ❤️

    Laana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mum is having a laugh- love it!

    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the setting of the antique truck and the wreath and tree.

    Mildred Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it turned out to be a great photo; would cheer anyone up!

    Severus Snape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did my christmas card in that truck last year!

    Mildred Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a true story; glad you are handling it so well.

    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop breeding, landwhale. And get control of your elder kid before he does the same s**t as an adult and no one likes him, he’s unemployed, and is having contact with the legal system. Fatass.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, the kids are traumatized and the Mom is in hysterics, great photo, says it all & more! :-)

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    #22

    This Is The 2006 Christmas Card Photo That We Sent Out, With Our 6-Year-Old English Bulldog, Joan

    This Is The 2006 Christmas Card Photo That We Sent Out, With Our 6-Year-Old English Bulldog, Joan

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww I used to have a little blind dog that did that constantly. Got him from the paper, but kept in touch with the mom and little girl. The mom had just gotten a divorce and could not keep dog. I gave the dog back when they got their own home. Good memory.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joan would prefer to be called Humphry...

    Jane W.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the dog didn't quite MOON the photographer.

    Suzanne Slifer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joan ? I thought only males did that .

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a hat like that guy's got.

    Jackie Wacky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, shaped like a Christmas wreath? I suppose that’s your Xmas wardrobe sorted.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joan is very excited about Christmas.

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    #23

    This Is A Picture Of Me And My Dad At Christmas Time. Dad Was Smoking A Cigarette And Reading

    This Is A Picture Of Me And My Dad At Christmas Time. Dad Was Smoking A Cigarette And Reading

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    Jitka Svobodová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he bought it for the articles!

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them are actually interesting. I remember buying a copy as a teenager, and ended up preferring those pages.

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    Roselyn Park
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and Reading a Playboy magazine, no less. 😳

    Tambot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quality father/daughter time

    Saico Hipe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way this could look more late 70s/early 80s is if there was an older sister wearing a disco or punk outfit. 🤣

    Dave Chapman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh-huh..."reading"...Why are your LEGS CROSSED Dad!!!

    Polly Culberson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playboy. Just the thing for Christmas morn.

    moeless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask dad to stand up. He won't do it.

    manon M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For his defense, I having opened 1 Playboy, I was surprised by the number of pages to read, ok the photos but many articles to read!

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    #24

    This Is A Picture Of My Dad And Uncles Sitting With Santa. My Uncle Tex Is The Youngest Who Was Clearly A Bit Nervous

    This Is A Picture Of My Dad And Uncles Sitting With Santa. My Uncle Tex Is The Youngest Who Was Clearly A Bit Nervous

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    Petra Christovová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Tex must be really happy that this photo made it to the internet :/

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't be thaaat nervous when your parents made you sit in the lap of a complete stranger with a bush for a beard 🙃🙃🙃🙃 Also.... your uncle was actually terrified 🤣

    Diana Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost missed Uncle Tex’s expression of nervousness.

    Catherine Brady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable with the long wait in line to see Santa:)

    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a second... and then I saw it. Bwahahahahahha!

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than the pee, that is a good pic! Wait, what's that creepy sheep thing in top right?? Ornament?

    Dorothy Cloud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. He had to be mortified over & over when this picture is passed around!

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    #25

    The Year My Father Got My Mother A Hoover For Christmas, 1984

    The Year My Father Got My Mother A Hoover For Christmas, 1984

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    StormWolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The appropriate reaction to your romantic partner gifting you a household appliance for XMAS lol. And yet I'm not opposed to receiving useful gifts (I'm now at an age where the thought of receiving a snazzy new Hoover genuinely excites me!) but maybe not at christmas...

    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to be that way but a few years ago, she said if her husband got her a Dyson she would parade it up and down the street. He did and she did!

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this photo used in the murder trial?

    Luke Oakridge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the wife got a man some tools or a lawn mower, I don't think people would be talking about her being murdered for it.

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    Jill Pulcifer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite stories from my now deceased grandparents was of their first Christmas as a married couple in 1945. My grandfather got my grandmother a new pair of shoes, she stormed off in tears and locked herself in the bedroom, she only opened the door after he managed to coax the jeweler to open up special for him and bought her a ring. My grandfather never bought my grandmother anything but jewelry for any occasion after that first Christmas.

    manon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your grandpa has learned through experience it is the case to say it !! Love this story 👍

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    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think this is about the vacuum at all, I think she’s seriously regretting her interior design choices

    MeganC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The carpet really does match the drapes...

    Saico Hipe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner once got me a stand mixer for Xmas, but he knew I REALLY wanted it, and it would make me happy. It's a matter of knowing and communicating with them, I think.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a shame that being gifted items that make your life easier is a problem; especially for grown adults. Men get tools as well. This isn't something which is sexist, but it is a 1st World problem.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also an example of needing to know your significant other. Off the cuff you are correct, but if this was a gift she did not want, and she is mad about it, this is a breakdown of the relationship and an indicator of poor communication and understanding.

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    NWB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there aint coffee in the mug..shes gone to the special cupboard!

    Susan Mercurio
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought - or at least, I wondered what was in the cup!

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    Sue Knerl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one for Valentine's Day once. I was not a happy camper.

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    #26

    Every Romanian Child's Christmas Summed Up In One Picture

    Every Romanian Child's Christmas Summed Up In One Picture

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't think of many things on earth scarier than this Santa.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now understand why children would willingly go into the forest with slenderman.

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When murderers realise that joker costumes won't do the trick anymore

    Rowlie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of reminds me of some people from the bad photoshop posts

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure Krampus isn't hiding behind that mask?

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s up with these Yugoslavian and Romanian St. Nick’s? 😳

    Ellis Lenfestey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nopenopenope im out *breaks computer*

    7 Second Ninja
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helps to keep the excitement at bay.

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    #27

    My Sister And I Thought It Might Be A Good Idea To Have Our Kids’ Photos Taken As A Christmas Present For My Mom. With Two Hungry, Tired Newborn Babies And A Bored 3 Year Old, It Was Quite Possibly The Worst Day Of Our Lives. This Was The Best Pic We Could Get Of All Three Of Them

    My Sister And I Thought It Might Be A Good Idea To Have Our Kids’ Photos Taken As A Christmas Present For My Mom. With Two Hungry, Tired Newborn Babies And A Bored 3 Year Old, It Was Quite Possibly The Worst Day Of Our Lives. This Was The Best Pic We Could Get Of All Three Of Them

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    Caged Beer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby on the right has a very knowing look.

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kids are super cute.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the 3 yo, facial expression!

    Carole Strawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your three year old was just done....

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty successful considering the subjects.

    Terry S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this actually looks intentional! LMAO

    Mildred Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its a perfect pic - that's life!

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    #28

    Just A Good Old Holiday Pic With An Innocent Little 4-Year-Old, A Creepy Santa And A Scantily Dressed Miss Piggy! Even More Disturbing, Why Does The Costume Even Have Those Body Parts Sewn On?!

    Just A Good Old Holiday Pic With An Innocent Little 4-Year-Old, A Creepy Santa And A Scantily Dressed Miss Piggy! Even More Disturbing, Why Does The Costume Even Have Those Body Parts Sewn On?!

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    MustardLemon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never meant to make it such a mess I never thought it would go this far (Dear Evan Hansen Fans will know)

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    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing is she's got seven more of those.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought or even thought of ever seeing Miss Piggy's nipslip. I am sure there are people that muppets are their niche, but not this girl.

    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is stealing your soul the longer u look into his eyes

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer you look at it the funnier it gets 🤣

    Hańka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was seen cannot be unseen...

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo wins the Christmas photo fail! Holy nipples!

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does Miss Piggy have to do with Christmas?!

    GC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santas eyes are freaking me out. Did he ask you to call him Rasputin?

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    #29

    This Is A Picture Of Me Around Age 3 Or 4, Meeting St. Nicolas Himself In Poland. This Would Explain My Fear Of Clowns

    This Is A Picture Of Me Around Age 3 Or 4, Meeting St. Nicolas Himself In Poland. This Would Explain My Fear Of Clowns

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    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a white reaper here to take you to hell

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. I'm Polish too. We had those meetings with Santas throughout the whole primary school. And EVERY SINGLE ONE had a creepy mask, kinda like the one in that photo.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Santa has been dead and dug up for the special ocasion

    Azziza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness! If I've learned anything from this post, it's that Eastern European Christmas is terrifying!

    7 Second Ninja
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas in Eastern Europe is like our Halloween.

    Marina
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the heck is this makeup supposed to resemble a kind spirited old man like Santa?! Ex communist countries were really... something!

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you not run away screaming?

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    #30

    This Was Supposed To Be Our Christmas Card. It Turns Out She Just Hated That Sweater

    This Was Supposed To Be Our Christmas Card. It Turns Out She Just Hated That Sweater

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    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I hated everything Mom got me to wear. Now, I just put on whatever is on the floor...

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priceless. Definitely the card I would’ve sent out ❤️

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't wonder why they sometimes just hate something......no reasons.

    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So tell her to grow TF up or let her change. Brat! Control your kids, bad parents!

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    #31

    My Boyfriend When He Was 3. The Ussr Was A Strange Time

    My Boyfriend When He Was 3. The Ussr Was A Strange Time

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a Russian Winnie the Pooh as well called Vinni Pukh vinni_pukh...d6bb08.jpg vinni_pukh-5fd9ec9d6bb08.jpg

    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the original French character was named Winnie le Pu.

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    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that supposed to be Mickey wearing Santa clothes and prosthetic Dumbo ears ?

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they realized the mouse looks like Mickey, an obvious symbol of the "corrupt western capitalism", so they tried to make him look like something else.

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    🅼🅸🅺🅴 🅿🅴🅽🅲🅴🆂 🅵🅻🆈
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Товарищ мама, скажите товарищу Щербину сфотографировать меня с Михаилом Мышем. Горбачев говорит, что это обязательно" Translation: "Comrade Mother, tell comrade Scherbina to take a pic of me with Mikhail Mouse. Gorbachev says it is mandatory."

    Mildred Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew about Mickey Mouse in the USSR!

    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was ugly himself, don’t blame the country

    Polly Culberson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's cute, but that "Mickey Mouse" is weird.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet child doing what he is been told to..

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    #32

    Most Awkward Pajama Pics!

    Most Awkward Pajama Pics!

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, this is definitely cringe-worthy.

    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad is clearly wearing his air jammies.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these things is not like the others...

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone clearly felt left out and decided to make a point. Well played sir.

    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought just the opposite. I can just hear him saying, "I'll wear the stupid pajama pants Brenda, but I'll be dammed if I'm wearing the shirt. Why would you do this? You're lucky in even wearing the pants since I sleep naked. This whole thing is stupid". Well look who's looking stupid now Ralph?

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    Orionpax75
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another skeevy molesting looking parent wtf ?!?

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he appears to be wearing pants.

    Laana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha! This is hilarious!

    Hańka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why those tits are not covered? Hey, Panda, if you do this to great art, why not here? I am shocked!

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    #33

    Our Awkward Family Swim Team Christmas Photo

    Our Awkward Family Swim Team Christmas Photo

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just noticed that they decorated the tree with all of their racing ribbons.

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like two realtors stopped by and were told to stand behind the kids to balance the picture.

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ribbons on the tree and everything. I guess this family lived and breathed swimming competitions

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow...the swim suits look ace, but those red jackets...

    7 Second Ninja
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that kid in the middle stood up he would be about 9ft tall......

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The middle guy is me when I sit on a metal chair in a short nightgown

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little girl on the right is mom's mini-me!

    Imperfekt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief. When obsession takes over your entire universe.

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    #34

    Me And My Parents, December 1992

    Me And My Parents, December 1992

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom is rocking that 80s track suit and dad is looking like he is having an existential crisis regarding fatherhood.

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is their only Christmas together.

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    BoredPundits
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The father looks thrilled to have received a baby as a Christmas gift.

    BRITTANY JACOBS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POS “father”. Not worth anything and you can tell in this picture! (These are my parents lol)

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The father seems to be contemplating tossing the baby aside :P

    Bored Little Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So tiny!!! The baby is so cute.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the clothes could be worn to an 80's themed party now

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you can tell s was early'90's, they are still holding on tight to the '80's.

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    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both look like they regret their decision to procreate.

    Ravioli
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that kid looks 1 month old at most, they are probably so tired they can barely stand up

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    BRITTANY JACOBS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. They divorced soon after. He’s a POS who likes to beat on women.

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    #35

    Christmas In Frankfurt, Germany, 1998. My Grandma Knitted Sweaters For My Granddad, Cousin, Brother And Me

    Christmas In Frankfurt, Germany, 1998. My Grandma Knitted Sweaters For My Granddad, Cousin, Brother And Me

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    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like the white noise pattern on the telly!

    Teresa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are wonderful heirloom pieces made with love. I hope they're still around. If they were made with wool, they should have survived this long--and longer--with proper care. I've knitted two sweaters (and a lot of hats, shawls, mittens and other things) and know how much time and effort goes into each one.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was your neighbor in Mainz from 1977 to 1981.

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't tell who, but the shirt guy looks like some famous comedian. Maybe one of the Pythons?

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, they were made out of the carpet in EVERY official building (not just at teh time ... they still have them in some places)

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    #36

    The Holidays Are The Cringiest Time Of The Year!

    The Holidays Are The Cringiest Time Of The Year!

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    TheBookwormPotato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it came straight out of a horror movie

    7 Second Ninja
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to understand why phobias start at a young age

    Leisa K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahaha!!! Best yet!

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    #37

    One Year Old Me, Santa In Furry Slippers And The Most Disturbing And Scary Befana Ever. Italy, 1996 (In Italy The Befana Is Supposed To Be An Old, Kind Woman Who Deliver Gifts To Kids On Epiphany Eve

    One Year Old Me, Santa In Furry Slippers And The Most Disturbing And Scary Befana Ever. Italy, 1996 (In Italy The Befana Is Supposed To Be An Old, Kind Woman Who Deliver Gifts To Kids On Epiphany Eve

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had an epiphany- get the hell out of there!

    Rowena Ravenclaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had an epiphany: I don't want to be in Italy for christmas

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slippers my butt! That's a werewolf!

    Marina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kindergarten looked the same, except for the witch

    Sophia Tabarelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you was a very brave little boy...me would ran out SCREAMING...

    Grandma Shark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rough education, exposing your child to such horror..:)

    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugly kid still uglier than the old witch

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a schoolroom, and I can think of a useful lesson: Don't judge a book - er - Befana by its cover. Or the old guy she runs around with either.

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    #38

    This Photo Is From Azerbaijan Which Is Old Ussr Country. I Was 6 Years Old In This Last Day Of 1999. It Is Nice To See How East And West Meld In One Photograph

    This Photo Is From Azerbaijan Which Is Old Ussr Country. I Was 6 Years Old In This Last Day Of 1999. It Is Nice To See How East And West Meld In One Photograph

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    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a beautiful carpet on the wall!

    LittleMissLotus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of a side not, but that rug is gorgeous!

    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb parents can’t tell the difference between Easter and Christmas... don’t breed if you’re that dumb!,

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you keep Christmas decorations up through Easter, or all year long?

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the wall hanging! But just wondering - were you combining Christmas and Easter?

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tv and tree should change place in here ...

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    #39

    Christmas Sometime In The Early/Mid 90s And This Is Me And My Two Sisters. My Neighbor Worked For Marlboro Cigarettes And My Mother Decided That Since Their Company Sweatshirts Were Red, We Should All Wear Them For Our Christmas Pictures

    Christmas Sometime In The Early/Mid 90s And This Is Me And My Two Sisters. My Neighbor Worked For Marlboro Cigarettes And My Mother Decided That Since Their Company Sweatshirts Were Red, We Should All Wear Them For Our Christmas Pictures

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Christmas promoting lung cancer.

    Gary James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reagan did a ad for Chesterfields in the 50s for Christmas to promote cartons. We made copies, printed them out, and used them as our Xmas card during his first administration in 1982. Screen-Sho...885fb0.png Screen-Shot-2020-12-20-at-110605-AMEST-5fdf76a885fb0.png

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the "Marlboro man" in the Santa suit?

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes running for president for any of you...

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    #40

    So Many Amazing Things About This Picture. I Am The Beauty With The Middle Part Bangs Accompanied By My Life Size Barbie. My Mom Is Clearly Feeling What Every Mother On Christmas Feels While My Dad Is 90’s Fabulous

    So Many Amazing Things About This Picture. I Am The Beauty With The Middle Part Bangs Accompanied By My Life Size Barbie. My Mom Is Clearly Feeling What Every Mother On Christmas Feels While My Dad Is 90’s Fabulous

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    Berry Budgie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum knows she is cleaning ALL the wrapping paper😂

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After she cooks for a crowd, washes the dishes and cleans the kitchen. And where are her legs? No wonder she looks exhausted.

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    GC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what is Dad gazing off at? Is he OK?

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to break.it to you but looks like your brother and Barbie were romanticly involved!

    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God your mom sucks, I’m so sorry. At least dad and grandparents tried!

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a typical Christmas to me. Grandpa is in charge of the paper and bows; Mom heads for the booze, and Grandma gives out advice that is the subject of a Quora answer fifteen years later.

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    #41

    When I Was A Kid, My Mom, Who Is A Seamstress, Would Make Funky Gifts Every Year For Christmas. Sometime In The Late 80s, She Got Her Hands On Some Giant Men’s Underwear And Made Sports Bra’s Out Of Them. Hence, My Two Aunts And Grandma Modeling Them On Christmas Eve

    When I Was A Kid, My Mom, Who Is A Seamstress, Would Make Funky Gifts Every Year For Christmas. Sometime In The Late 80s, She Got Her Hands On Some Giant Men’s Underwear And Made Sports Bra’s Out Of Them. Hence, My Two Aunts And Grandma Modeling Them On Christmas Eve

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    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who knew they invented 5 minute crafts clothing hack edn?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The giant men are still searching for their lost underwear to this day.

    Carmen Flores
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And through the back door, unbeknownst to mama the sewing machine was being rolled out.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sports Bras? Do you wear bras under sports bras?

    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously none of them should wear midriff tops. Even the poor kid is horrified and looking away!

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this photo did need an explanation. . keep it in the family?.

    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even if I was falling down drunk.

    Pascale Pierloot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your mom, I might steel her idea...and make me some large underwear from a few old tops I have lying around somewhere.

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    #42

    My Husband's Coworker When She Was A Kid

    My Husband's Coworker When She Was A Kid

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    Caged Beer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step away from the child!

    Alina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My reaction exactly! I've been there as a kid, parents were blissfully oblivious. And they call those good old days...

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    cursed--alien
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Santa looks like he shouldn't be allowed near any children

    Lys Chen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay...whre the f*ck is his thumb??!

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes- this one makes me slightly uncomfortable...

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from the future. The chair says 2031 - Santa is in the 11th year of quarantine?!

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, it looks like we're headed for dark times!

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Santa has been through some s**t

    Ashley Wright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never place my child, let alone a girl, on the lap of this lech-y looking Santa

    NWB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god that is not ok!!!

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    #43

    Christmas Morning, And Everybody Except Young Tim (Middle) Gets A New Bike. We As Parents Should Have Anticipated The Reaction

    Christmas Morning, And Everybody Except Young Tim (Middle) Gets A New Bike. We As Parents Should Have Anticipated The Reaction

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    Caged Beer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Tiny Tim, no Christmas Carol for him!

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Arthur Christmas, when they're speculating how badly it will go if they don't deliver the present. "Gwen in the streets, surrounded by kids on new bikes, pointing, "THAT'S THE GIRL THAT SANTA HATES!""

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what Christmas looked like for me as a kid. I was always with Tim. My cousins would open hundreds of dollars worth of presents and I got a coupon for a hamburger at Mc Donalds...

    Chu Yue Ling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the same mum who got the hoover?

    Azziza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the world would you not get one for all the kids? That is positively diabolical. He probably has therapy now to get over his parents hating him.

    Thomas Biorogue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pic almost like this from me in the 4th grade. My parents told me they couldn't afford to get all of us bikes, so just my little brother and sister got bikes. They have a picture of me sitting there crying while bro and sis are smiling on their bikes. Then a few minutes later they wheeled my bike out of the kitchen.

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so mean! To make a child cry just for the "fun" of it!

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    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom & Dad never liked me. . . sentiments for life!

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    #44

    The Santa Display Was Sad, And Santa Looks Even Sadder. I Found This Pic Of Me With Santa And Couldn’t Help But Notice The Surroundings And His Miserable Look

    The Santa Display Was Sad, And Santa Looks Even Sadder. I Found This Pic Of Me With Santa And Couldn’t Help But Notice The Surroundings And His Miserable Look

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    E Menendez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a pharmacy... I some how do not feel this was a legit Santa but some dude in Walgreens or CVS trying to get kids to sit on his lap...

    Marina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a man trying to earn some money for Christmas by posing as Santa and take pictures with kids. at least I hope so...

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the blood pressure table in the pharmacy?

    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have you been naughty or nice this year?" "Well Santa, that...depends"

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very festive. You can see that someone put a lot of thought and effort into this.

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is Guiliani and the Depends is the landscaping company.

    Rcath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the best backdrop they could find in the store for an old man? Depende? Really??

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Not well thought out. And Santa looks like he needs one of the items to his left.

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    #45

    I Refused To Sit On Its Lap

    I Refused To Sit On Its Lap

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    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that was a solid decision.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as a 56-year-old librarian, you were too old to sit on his lap anyway.

    Cindy Goode
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What scary santas in this article!!

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    #46

    Me And Another Small Town Goth Going Dancing At A Winter Formal

    Me And Another Small Town Goth Going Dancing At A Winter Formal

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    Melanie Gallegos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks soo creepy! And she looks super tiny!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His oddly "manicured" eyebrows don't help-- he looks like some greasy cartoon villain. His eyebrows remind me of the eyebrows that little kids draw when they want to show that someone's angry.

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    Ms. b
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK OK either he is VERY tall OR she is just super duper small OR he's a child abducter

    Scratch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small town goth and the big town goth.

    John E. Bedder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the last picture anyone has of her. Still Missing!!!

    spencer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people hate alternative ppl on here.. why?? they look amazing

    Agfox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Me And Another Small Town Goth Going Dancing At A Winter Formal" - stand up when you say that...oh, wait!

    angelica H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either she's short af, or this is a guy is a giant. and what's up with his face? major creep vibes.

    Slune
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face and hands very deliverance

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    #47

    My Brother And Me, Circa 1977, With The Credit Union Santa And His Creepy Bear Sidekick

    My Brother And Me, Circa 1977, With The Credit Union Santa And His Creepy Bear Sidekick

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least Santa is not wearing a creepy mask!

    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids still uglier than Santa or the bear

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is the story with bear in combination with santa ????

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't go near any Santa, but I REALLY wouldn't go near that!!

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the fur, that jacket is awesome and I want it

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    #48

    This Picture Was Taken In About 1952. The Boy Sitting On The Lap Of ‘Santa’ Is My Husband’s Cousin, Teddy. ‘Santa’ Is ‘Uncle Bob’ Who Apparently Didn’t Notice That His Mask Was Melting Off. My Husband Thankfully Doesn’t Remember Any Of This. No Word If Little Teddy Ever Recovered From The Trauma

    This Picture Was Taken In About 1952. The Boy Sitting On The Lap Of ‘Santa’ Is My Husband’s Cousin, Teddy. ‘Santa’ Is ‘Uncle Bob’ Who Apparently Didn’t Notice That His Mask Was Melting Off. My Husband Thankfully Doesn’t Remember Any Of This. No Word If Little Teddy Ever Recovered From The Trauma

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    Tala Koala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ass ugly kids, uglier than Santa ... is Santa ok? Dude he recover?

    Tina Harbour
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both look like they drank the bong water!😂

    Polly Culberson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Santa had a cigar burning to close to his face.

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m having a hard time getting over the trauma!

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa masks I've never seen before... it's guess it's for family members to not be recognized. Secret Service Santa!

    Judy Pasqualone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh...well somebody should have noticed!

    Carmen Flores
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Bob should have burned the pictures and negatives..Nothing good about this picture..Santa is ugly and the kids are miserable. The one on his lap is looking for an exit..

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    #49

    Christmas 1998. I'm The One Crying

    Christmas 1998. I'm The One Crying

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    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be too! Looks like Michael Myers playing dress up.

    Who? Me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Santa mask needs a little bit of tanning and eye slits at the proper places

    Piper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with all these evil Santa’s

    Cori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like what would happen if an axe murderer broke in on Christmas morning and made you pose for pictures before he killed you. 😱

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mom looks like she's about to cry as well

    BeanTheBarbarian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should be crying...Santa looks like he's gonna murder the camera man

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    #50

    My Mom Took My Brother, Sister And I To The Mall To Get A “Nice” Santa Photo Taken. When She Picked Up The Photo, She Was Outraged

    My Mom Took My Brother, Sister And I To The Mall To Get A “Nice” Santa Photo Taken. When She Picked Up The Photo, She Was Outraged

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit awkward but no reason to be outraged.

    Not PC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was going for perfect. Santa had something special in his pipe that year. The Chad Everett glasses were supposed to cover that up.

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    Lisa
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This santa looks sketchy AF. Why do people want their children sitting on some random Santa dressed man lap anyways, it's weird.

    Annett Nyrud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would any of you write "Mom took I to the mall"? I see "I" used instead of "me" all the time, especially on Bored Panda. Why do people ever write "I" when they are not the subject of the sentence? It is "Mom took me to the mall" (mom - subject, me - object), and the whole sentence above would be "My mom took my brother, (my) sister and me to the mall to get a "nice" Santa photo taken."

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read "The Handbook of Good English" - many people want to sound erudite, so they use "I" for everything. Thank goodness you got it right!

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    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think he was wearing sunglasses?

    Gloria J Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be outraged Santa looks as high as a Georgia pine.

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    #51

    We Dug This Gem Up Recently. None Of Us Realized How Creepy The Santa Was Except Our Baby Sister. We Still Aren’t Sure Where The Camera Actually Was

    We Dug This Gem Up Recently. None Of Us Realized How Creepy The Santa Was Except Our Baby Sister. We Still Aren’t Sure Where The Camera Actually Was

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    #52

    That’s Me, My Brother, My Cousin, And Aunt And Uncle. Oh, And All The Lizards

    That’s Me, My Brother, My Cousin, And Aunt And Uncle. Oh, And All The Lizards

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    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL the lizards? 80% of those lizards look notoriously like dogs and snakes.

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Britney is in the shot. I'm a slaaavvvve for you....

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing that gets you more into the Christmas spirit than reptiles!

    manon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 doggos 2 snakes 1 lizard, 1santa. ultimate aukward christmas card right ?!!👌

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    #53

    The Santaland Budget In My Hometown Was Busted In 1967. This Creepy Santa Was In A Makeshift Trailer. I Tried Not To Touch Him When I Sat In His Lap

    The Santaland Budget In My Hometown Was Busted In 1967. This Creepy Santa Was In A Makeshift Trailer. I Tried Not To Touch Him When I Sat In His Lap

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    manon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next to some we saw pass by, this Santa Claus is a beauty, don't complain here 😂

    #54

    I Was Angry Because I Didn't Get To Sit On Santa's Lap. My Sisters Had Mixed Feelings About This Privilege. Meanwhile, Santa Was Dead Inside

    I Was Angry Because I Didn't Get To Sit On Santa's Lap. My Sisters Had Mixed Feelings About This Privilege. Meanwhile, Santa Was Dead Inside

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    Jitka Svobodová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can see the triumph in the other sister's eyes, so at least something positive

    Zinia Sundahl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s triumphant cuz she got to sit ther and the other one didn’t

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    #55

    This Is My Ex-Boyfriend’s Family. C.1964. He And His Twin Brother And Sisters And Dad Are “Enjoying” Santa’s Visit. They Lived In Red Lodge, Montana In The Day, So Perhaps A More Realistic St. Nick Was Hard To Come By

    This Is My Ex-Boyfriend’s Family. C.1964. He And His Twin Brother And Sisters And Dad Are “Enjoying” Santa’s Visit. They Lived In Red Lodge, Montana In The Day, So Perhaps A More Realistic St. Nick Was Hard To Come By

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    Mary Tonningsen
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way Santa looks, I would have sworn this was taken in the U.S.S.R! Those poor kids look traumatized - so glad Dad was there for the poor girl to hold on to!

    #56

    Me (Left), My Cousin And My Sister Got Identical Jogging Suites And Fanny Packs From Our Grandmother For Christmas 1991. We Already Had Identical Hair Cuts. My Cousin Is Forcing My Sister To Smile By Pinching My Sisters Hand

    Me (Left), My Cousin And My Sister Got Identical Jogging Suites And Fanny Packs From Our Grandmother For Christmas 1991. We Already Had Identical Hair Cuts. My Cousin Is Forcing My Sister To Smile By Pinching My Sisters Hand

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these were called bum bags in the UK. F***y pack means something else.

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loving the way boredpanda has put *s in for the word f***y

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    Annett Nyrud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I (Left), My Cousin And My Sister..." Or would you write "Me got a suit" if it was just you?

    manon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F***y is a word censuré ?

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    #57

    There Will Be No More Christmas For Me

    There Will Be No More Christmas For Me

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    #58

    The Day I Was Forced To Stand In Front Of The Fireplace And Wear This Outfit, Which Was Basically An Itchy, Velveteen, Oversized Wrapped Christmas Present Costume With A Too-Tight Lace Collar That Wildly Triggered My Claustrophobia And Tactile-Sensory Ocd

    The Day I Was Forced To Stand In Front Of The Fireplace And Wear This Outfit, Which Was Basically An Itchy, Velveteen, Oversized Wrapped Christmas Present Costume With A Too-Tight Lace Collar That Wildly Triggered My Claustrophobia And Tactile-Sensory Ocd

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    Caged Beer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you still managed a half smile.

    Bird Mom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her smile is what I looked like in all my school pictures!

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember outfits like this. They were super itchy. The fabric was practically plastic so all the seams chafed your skin

    #59

    This Was 1969 Or 1970. I Think The Masked Santa Was My Great Uncle Louie. He Liked His Beer. I Don’t Have An Explanation For Why My Parents Thought This Was Okay

    This Was 1969 Or 1970. I Think The Masked Santa Was My Great Uncle Louie. He Liked His Beer. I Don’t Have An Explanation For Why My Parents Thought This Was Okay

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    The Einstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he the anonymous Santa?

    #60

    My Mother Always Dressed My Brothers And I Alike, But One Christmas, She Made Everyone Do It. This Is The Result. I’m The One Who Is Not Smiling Because I’m Pretty Sure I Just Received A “Talking To” For My Objection To The Madness

    My Mother Always Dressed My Brothers And I Alike, But One Christmas, She Made Everyone Do It. This Is The Result. I’m The One Who Is Not Smiling Because I’m Pretty Sure I Just Received A “Talking To” For My Objection To The Madness

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    #61

    So About 5 Years Ago I Ran An Ad On Facebook Asking For An Inexpensive Photographer To Come To My House. I Had Just Had A New Baby And Wanted Some Photos Of The Children. He Came And It Was A Mess From The Start. Here’s Just A Few Of The Many Awkward Photos I Got Back From This Man. You Get What You Pay For

    So About 5 Years Ago I Ran An Ad On Facebook Asking For An Inexpensive Photographer To Come To My House. I Had Just Had A New Baby And Wanted Some Photos Of The Children. He Came And It Was A Mess From The Start. Here’s Just A Few Of The Many Awkward Photos I Got Back From This Man. You Get What You Pay For

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    manon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "inexpensive" the photo is not missed right? I think it's fine here. not aukward...

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    Jim Ellington
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's awkward about it, other than the no-neck son?

    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like her sweater. Would have been nice if the newborn was also in the family pic, and isn't the blue screen supposed to be where he inserts the background digitally? It could have been a winter wonderland, or a Christmas tree, or *something*.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason he or she was cheap was because they didn't know what they were doing. You get what you pay for.

    manon M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this photo is cute...