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Farmerish (I don't do it as a job but I do everything else a farmer would do. I have 2 cows, 3 sheep, 2 pigs, a horse, 3 beehives and too many chickens to count 🤣)
Beekeeper (that's my job lol)
Dog mom of 3
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Eds can suck it
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Buzz • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

Reusable tampon

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

I have eds so my favorite childhood memory was when I got physical therapy for back pain 🤣

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

Reusable tampon

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

I have eds so my favorite childhood memory was when I got physical therapy for back pain 🤣

People Are Sharing Their Biggest Food Name Mistakes So You Won't Have To Make Them

I talk to myself and always have. When I was learning french I talked to myself in french so I could be more fluent. Now I mix up french and english words and zucchini is one of them. Sometimes I words up so badly that I'll spend like a super long time looking for like sucre or courgette and the store employees will just be like wtf

People Are Sharing Their Biggest Food Name Mistakes So You Won't Have To Make Them

I love making candies pecans and I always add cayenne for a kick. I can see that tasting good in cake

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Veges

30 Crazy Yet Hilarious “I Looked Away For One Second” Stories Shared By Parents Online

I got stung once when I was like 5 but at 7 I decided I wanted to be a beekeeper and learned all about bees and never got stung. Now I get stung more often than most people because I actually became a beekeeper 🤣

Turns Out, There’s A New Hilarious Trend That Has People Connecting Everyday Activities With Dangerous Outcomes (30 Tweets)

They went to the theater to chill

Turns Out, There’s A New Hilarious Trend That Has People Connecting Everyday Activities With Dangerous Outcomes (30 Tweets)

Exactly. Cars are actually dangerous which is not how you do this meme Here, for people who don't understand: You want *not dangerous thing?* The thing that killed *specific circumstance?*

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

I don't put milk in at all.

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

Why the vr headset tho 🤣

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

I thought everyone had thousands of unread emails

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

Depends what you mean. Cell phone data is dahta and scientific data is dayta

Hey Pandas, What Are The Most Underrated Pets Out There? (Closed)

Wow people still think snakes are slimy? People man

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Buzz • upvoted 21 items 2 years ago

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Since it was after a car crash, I suppose he stole another car to go to the hospital...

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

You could have won this argument, but now... you are screwed. Some female deer do have antlers; that's why some hunting tags are ambiguous on gender as well.

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Since it was after a car crash, I suppose he stole another car to go to the hospital...

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

You could have won this argument, but now... you are screwed. Some female deer do have antlers; that's why some hunting tags are ambiguous on gender as well.

Turns Out, There’s A New Hilarious Trend That Has People Connecting Everyday Activities With Dangerous Outcomes (30 Tweets)

Spoiler!

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

I knew what college was when I was seven.

30 Crazy Yet Hilarious “I Looked Away For One Second” Stories Shared By Parents Online

Note to scuba divers: carry butter for protection.

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

No i think it's great, keep going. Might end up like Daniel Liu above.

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Yeah. We don't want no dingleberries.

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Now just white out the teacher's comment and you'll have a perfect score!

Turns Out, There’s A New Hilarious Trend That Has People Connecting Everyday Activities With Dangerous Outcomes (30 Tweets)

That was just his Last Supper. It wasn’t actually poisoned or anything.

30 Crazy Yet Hilarious “I Looked Away For One Second” Stories Shared By Parents Online

I misread it and thought the kid came zooming by ON THE CART yelling Sup. I was laughing so hard. LOL

30 Crazy Yet Hilarious “I Looked Away For One Second” Stories Shared By Parents Online

Add some onion and spices, you got nice fish dinner.

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Either wasn’t hungry or didn’t like what was on the plate, and it wasn’t worth the struggle. Don’t force your kids to eat more than their fill, or food they’ve tried and simply don’t like. I remember my father intervening when my mother tried to force me to eat beets, which I hate. He told her to quit obsessing about it, and just give up and let me have my likes and dislikes, especially since I had already tried to eat them several times before and just couldn’t.

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40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Why have Popsicles in the house if you're not allowing your kids to eat "junk". And....Popsicles are junk???

30 Funny Tweets From People Who Embrace Being Broke As Hell

Some of these are entertaining but others are heartbreaking

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Maybe the worm wrote it

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

And everyone clapped

30 Funny Tweets From People Who Embrace Being Broke As Hell

Then you remember you are not a Sim, and although knowing the pool ladder probably won't magically disappear you are still bummed.

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

It was believable until the "college failed you" bit.

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Cop must be a parent.

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Buzz • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Are The Most Underrated Pets Out There? (Closed)

Buzz • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Adhd Pandas, Any Life Hacks To Help Deal With ADHD? (Closed)

Buzz • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

Reusable tampon

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

I have eds so my favorite childhood memory was when I got physical therapy for back pain 🤣

People Are Sharing Their Biggest Food Name Mistakes So You Won't Have To Make Them

I love making candies pecans and I always add cayenne for a kick. I can see that tasting good in cake

Online Group Shares 50 "Terminally Stupid" People Showing How Dumb They Really Are

Veges

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

I grew up baking. I'm nowhere near this good but mixing and baking is a lot easier than the decorating to this degree so the fact that you pointed out the most easy things doesn't make sense 🤣

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Millions of people died for our freedom. This isn't anything like north korea so stop trying to compare somewhere as terrible as north korea to having respect for our country.

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

You can if you specificy that it's respectful ;)

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

The attempt as cursive is so cute

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

She should get outshine bars. Literally just frozen water and fruit

40 Clever Kids Who Outsmarted Their Parents, As Shared In This Online Group

Some parents just start teaching their kids before school. I could do most of my times tables fluently in 2nd grade.

30 Crazy Yet Hilarious “I Looked Away For One Second” Stories Shared By Parents Online

Turns Out, There’s A New Hilarious Trend That Has People Connecting Everyday Activities With Dangerous Outcomes (30 Tweets)

They went to the theater to chill

Turns Out, There’s A New Hilarious Trend That Has People Connecting Everyday Activities With Dangerous Outcomes (30 Tweets)

Exactly. Cars are actually dangerous which is not how you do this meme Here, for people who don't understand: You want *not dangerous thing?* The thing that killed *specific circumstance?*

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

I don't put milk in at all.

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

Why the vr headset tho 🤣

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

I thought everyone had thousands of unread emails

Dude Keeps Protesting Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs (35 New Pics)

Depends what you mean. Cell phone data is dahta and scientific data is dayta

Hey Pandas, What Are The Most Underrated Pets Out There? (Closed)

Wow people still think snakes are slimy? People man

Hey Pandas, Share Photos Of Your Kids And Dogs Being Best Friends

Awww I love heelers. I have a red heeler and he loves to herd our sheep haha

Buzz • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

I'm the same. My gf has her own bed in her own apartment. She doesn't even know we are dating.

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

me too, seriously listen to your kids if they say theyre in pain

50 Funniest Marriage Tweets Shared In 2021

I know this is supposed to be a joke but whenever I felt sick or had a headache my parents wouldn't believe me. Once I broke my arm and they just gave me bag of frozen veggies. When my arm tripled in size due to swelling they finally took me to a doctor. Reading this makes me a little angry.

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

Maybe he likes forests or mountains more?)

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

Kids get bored easily, especially with no one around but adults just laying in the sun. I was hyper, so I was always bouncing off everything and everybody! Poor mom.

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

He's viewing an augmented reality of the same beach, but without all the trash and plastic!

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

Maybe he just doesn't like the beach and didn't actually want to come?

50 ‘Humans Of Capitalism’ Pics That Might Make You Laugh And Cry At The Same Time

Also that is a big ass calf it is hardly suffering - Also that's a white calf, look how bloody clean it is

Embarrassing-Food-Name-Mistakes

I just learned a few weeks ago that green, yellow, and orange bell peppers are all just red bell peppers at different stages of ripeness when harvested.