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uber mensch • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

"The Ethnic Origins Of Beauty" Shows The Real Scale Of Human Diversity And How Beautiful It Is (30 Pics)

The least attractive of them is pretty; it only goes up from there.

"What's Wrong With Your Dog?": People Are Posting Pictures Of 'Malfunctioning' Dogs (49 New Pics)

Dooooooooooooood!

uber mensch • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread

Draw the general plan (layout, etc) yourself, THEN run it by a professional.

People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread

It's called fractional reserve banking.

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uber mensch • upvoted an item 3 days ago

50 Pics Of People Having A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

You can't have your kayak and heat it too

uber mensch • commented on 11 posts 3 days ago

I Illustrated Bad Reviews That People Gave These Famous Places (12 Pics)

DUH!!!

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

Or a new roommate.

I Illustrated Bad Reviews That People Gave These Famous Places (12 Pics)

DUH!!!

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

Or a new roommate.

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

"They" are usually full of guano.

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

Put a line on the countertop to divide it (doesn't have to be middle). Anything that wanders over just gets relocated to the sink (or trash, if you wish).

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

Time to move it to the culprits room.

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

I'd have my own - not shared - tube.

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

Toilet paper roll moved at the last moment.

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

Don't. Either he'll remember his keys, or learn patience while waiting for you.

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

Yeah... let's not do this, 'kay?

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

Roommate NEEDS to replace it.

50 Times People Realized They're Living With A 'Monster' And Just Had To Share The Evidence (New Pics)

That should be why they should be an EX-housemate. Making the mess is one thing; leaving it is a non-starter.

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uber mensch • upvoted 10 items 4 days ago

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I'm in Cybersecurity and deal mostly with the largest companies and government's in the world. Every one of them has been breached, to carrying degrees, by the Russians and Chinese. Almost daily. It's not a matter of if they'll get in It's a matter of how long they'll be there, and how much damage they'll do, before you find them.

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I’m a teacher. If you as a parent will read with your child often and early, your child will thrive in school. I’m talking daily books read together from newborn to about third grade. Every single day. No teacher can replace that.

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Teacher: The parents are more of a hassle than the students. I doubt that is a secret, but there it is.

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As a beginner counselor I worked with a lot of children and adolescents. Consistently the discussion with my colleagues was how it was the parents who were the biggest problem and the kids were just adapting to a crazy environment.