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This... is me. I tried being other people, but it wasn't as much fun.

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Uber Mensch • commented on 11 posts 3 weeks ago

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

"... and other duties as assigned."

35 Times This Instagram Account Tastefully Called Out Corporate Greed (New Pics)

They'd buy the network and cancel the program.

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

"... and other duties as assigned."

35 Times This Instagram Account Tastefully Called Out Corporate Greed (New Pics)

They'd buy the network and cancel the program.

30 Of The Wildest "I Don't Think This Is Important, But-" Moments, As Shared By Doctors On This Online Thread

He was just trying to "walk it off" in approved man fashion.

People Are Submitting Their Parents' Coolest Old Pics To This Instagram Account, Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

More confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar...

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

Ukraine needs this.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

"nearly 5 people"... chortle.

22 Things You May Not Think Of Doing But If You Did, You Would Be Committing A Crime, As Shared In This Online Group

I always wonder what happened to get laws like this in the first place.

Guy Perfectly Sums Up Why You Should Let Your Son Play With Dolls

Just call it an an "ungendered action figure" .

50 Hilarious Dad Posts That Radiate Powerful Dad Energy

Okay, that's gonna leave a mark...

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

It does let you _rent_ happiness, however.

30 Times People Failed In The Kitchen So Badly, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

And that's all I have to say about that.

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Uber Mensch • upvoted 22 items 3 weeks ago

Someone Online Was Curious To Know “What Do You Wish Hollywood Would Stop Doing?” And Here Are 36 Of The Best Answers

Every Stephen King movie adaptation seems as though the creative control was left to someone who never read his books.

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

It means we actually do not have a clear position and just want to be able to stuff you with all kinda crappy tasks that nobody else wants to do and you'll not be in the position to decline.

Someone Online Was Curious To Know “What Do You Wish Hollywood Would Stop Doing?” And Here Are 36 Of The Best Answers

Every Stephen King movie adaptation seems as though the creative control was left to someone who never read his books.

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

It means we actually do not have a clear position and just want to be able to stuff you with all kinda crappy tasks that nobody else wants to do and you'll not be in the position to decline.

40 Real-Life Photos That Look Like They Belong In A Video Game, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

faulty logic board....i love it!

Two Olafs For The Price Of One

Daisy Du K

Pandas Are Cute But Territorial

Robin Hood's New Movie

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

She got home and started researching "Worst Nursing Homes" in North America

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

I snort-laughed at this

Doozenburg reply

Messing up the sound mix so that we have to constantly adjust the volume for music and dialogue.

Even Useless Things Can Still Serve A Purpose

“Sorry For Design”: 50 Utterly Dreadful Designs Posted On This Instagram Account

Come on, i would love this as a kid, c**p i want one now, and i'm in my 40s

Labor-Market-I-Quit-Screenshots

“Sorry For Design”: 50 Utterly Dreadful Designs Posted On This Instagram Account

This is cool, I love it!

Funny-History-In-Memes

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Uber Mensch • commented on 7 posts 4 weeks ago

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Also, big, and ugly even in the dark!

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Pet rocks - never out of fashion with otters!

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Also, big, and ugly even in the dark!

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Pet rocks - never out of fashion with otters!

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Owl not look happy.

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

That Viking hat...

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

Was asked once why I'm such a smart@ss. Told them it was because there are too many dumb@sses.

40 Wholesome Memes And Posts That Remind Us The World Isn’t All Bad, As Shared In This Facebook Group

Looks like he got you, too!

50 Rare Historical Photos That You Probably Haven't Seen Before

I believe him.

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Uber Mensch • submitted a new post 7 months ago

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Hey, Pandas, What Marketing Or Advertising Word Or Phrase Annoys You Every Time You See It?

Uber Mensch • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Bugs You Most About Comments People Leave On Bp (And Other Places)? (Closed)

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What Signs Have You Seen That Are Easily Misunderstood?

Uber Mensch • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Rules You Follow In Your Life? (Closed)

Uber Mensch • submitted 13 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You Ever Did? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Painful Accident You’ve Had?

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Pet Peeve? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Bugs You Most About Comments People Leave On Bp (And Other Places)? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Unpopular Opinion? (Closed)

Uber Mensch • commented on 11 posts 3 weeks ago

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

"... and other duties as assigned."

35 Times This Instagram Account Tastefully Called Out Corporate Greed (New Pics)

They'd buy the network and cancel the program.

30 Of The Wildest "I Don't Think This Is Important, But-" Moments, As Shared By Doctors On This Online Thread

He was just trying to "walk it off" in approved man fashion.

People Are Submitting Their Parents' Coolest Old Pics To This Instagram Account, Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones

More confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar...

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

Ukraine needs this.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

"nearly 5 people"... chortle.

22 Things You May Not Think Of Doing But If You Did, You Would Be Committing A Crime, As Shared In This Online Group

I always wonder what happened to get laws like this in the first place.

Guy Perfectly Sums Up Why You Should Let Your Son Play With Dolls

Just call it an an "ungendered action figure" .

50 Hilarious Dad Posts That Radiate Powerful Dad Energy

Okay, that's gonna leave a mark...

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

It does let you _rent_ happiness, however.

30 Times People Failed In The Kitchen So Badly, They Just Had To Share Pics Online

And that's all I have to say about that.

Uber Mensch • commented on 7 posts 4 weeks ago

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Also, big, and ugly even in the dark!

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Pet rocks - never out of fashion with otters!

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

Owl not look happy.

The ‘Today Years Old’ Social Media Project Shares Cool Facts, And Here Are 50 Of The Very Best Ones

That Viking hat...

50 Times People Bragged And Were Shamed For It In This "Weird Flex But Ok" Online Group

Was asked once why I'm such a smart@ss. Told them it was because there are too many dumb@sses.

40 Wholesome Memes And Posts That Remind Us The World Isn’t All Bad, As Shared In This Facebook Group

Looks like he got you, too!

50 Rare Historical Photos That You Probably Haven't Seen Before

I believe him.

Uber Mensch • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

40 Parents Whose Back-To-School Tweets Made The Internet Laugh Out Of Empathy

English is fine. It's what us Americans do to it that fouls things up.

40 Parents Whose Back-To-School Tweets Made The Internet Laugh Out Of Empathy

Likely didn't even make it to school.

Uber Mensch • upvoted 20 items 3 weeks ago

Robin Hood's New Movie

Two Olafs For The Price Of One

Pandas Are Cute But Territorial

Daisy Du K

Someone Online Was Curious To Know “What Do You Wish Hollywood Would Stop Doing?” And Here Are 36 Of The Best Answers

Every Stephen King movie adaptation seems as though the creative control was left to someone who never read his books.

Doozenburg reply

Messing up the sound mix so that we have to constantly adjust the volume for music and dialogue.

30 People Share Things In Job Descriptions Or Interviews That Instantly Indicate Red Flags

It means we actually do not have a clear position and just want to be able to stuff you with all kinda crappy tasks that nobody else wants to do and you'll not be in the position to decline.

Even Useless Things Can Still Serve A Purpose

Labor-Market-I-Quit-Screenshots

40 Real-Life Photos That Look Like They Belong In A Video Game, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

faulty logic board....i love it!

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

She got home and started researching "Worst Nursing Homes" in North America

Funny-History-In-Memes

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes Shared By This Instagram Account (New Pics)

I snort-laughed at this

Funny-History-In-Memes

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