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This... is me. I tried being other people, but it wasn't as much fun.

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Uber Mensch • commented on 3 posts 4 hours ago

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Uber Mensch • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

30 Of The Most Subtle And Polite Ways To Describe A Person's Lack Of Intelligence Shared In This Online Group

(S)he's the poster child for Planned Parenthood. Also, people like that are why they invented birth control.

30 Of The Most Subtle And Polite Ways To Describe A Person's Lack Of Intelligence Shared In This Online Group

Well, isn't that special...

30 Of The Most Subtle And Polite Ways To Describe A Person's Lack Of Intelligence Shared In This Online Group

(S)he's the poster child for Planned Parenthood. Also, people like that are why they invented birth control.

30 Of The Most Subtle And Polite Ways To Describe A Person's Lack Of Intelligence Shared In This Online Group

Well, isn't that special...

This Instagram Account Educates People By Explaining The Best History Memes Out There (30 Pics)

Let us not forget the Treaty of Tordesilles that divided S.A. into Portuguese (Brazil) and Spanish (everywhere else) "property".

This Instagram Account Educates People By Explaining The Best History Memes Out There (30 Pics)

The sun never set on the British empire, an Indian nationalist later sardonically commented, because even God couldn’t trust the Englishman in the dark. Shashi Tharoor, An Era of Darkness: The British Empire in India

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Uber Mensch • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

This Instagram Account Educates People By Explaining The Best History Memes Out There (30 Pics)

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This Instagram Account Educates People By Explaining The Best History Memes Out There (30 Pics)

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50 Posts From People Fed Up With Unrealistic Requirements And Expectations When Trying To Find A Job

People praise me for working at a homeless shelter. I work there because I don't want to live there.

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Uber Mensch • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

His cup runneth over!

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

This kind of stupid solves itself.

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

His cup runneth over!

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

This kind of stupid solves itself.

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Don’t See “No Memes” As A Rule And I Thought This Subreddit Might Enjoy This

I’m Done

This Is What It’s Come To

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Uber Mensch • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

His cup runneth over!

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

With a Perrier and water cocktail?

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

His cup runneth over!

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

With a Perrier and water cocktail?

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

This kind of stupid solves itself.

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Uber Mensch • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

People In This Online Group Share 30 Stories About The Wildest Things Garbage Workers Have Found Thrown Away

Most jails & prisons are barely funded for essentials; 'recreational' stuff is WAY down the list. Donations are often the only way they get books.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Stories About The Wildest Things Garbage Workers Have Found Thrown Away

Banks (and some stores) have automatic coin counters: dump your change in, an the machine sorts & counts it.

Uber Mensch • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

If You're Feeling Down, These 50 Wholesome Pics Might Lift You Up

I'm not physically there, but celebrating with you anyway. Congrats!!

This Twitter Account Collects Photos Of Cats In Small Shops Looking Like They Own The Place (50 New Pics)

Yeah, you just TRY to come in here, bub!!

Uber Mensch • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

This Twitter Account Collects Photos Of Cats In Small Shops Looking Like They Own The Place (50 New Pics)

Yeah, you just TRY to come in here, bub!!

This Twitter Account Collects Photos Of Cats In Small Shops Looking Like They Own The Place (50 New Pics)

Cat scan?

Uber Mensch • submitted a list addition 5 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Worst Experience With A Bully And How Did You Resolve It? (Closed)

Uber Mensch • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid (Closed)

They're hiding the stuff you know about. They're ALSO hiding the stuff you _don't_ know about.

A Tweet Saying That Unhealthy Food Is Cheaper Sparks A Discussion In The Comments

Having actually BEEN homeless & destitute, I can assure you that it's a pretty straightforward question: what is going to fill my empty belly for the least money? Yeah, fast food isn't particularly nutritious - but that takes a lot longer to be felt than hunger pangs. Cooking bulk foods (rice, beans, etc) is all well and good - assuming you have someplace to cook, something to cook in and with, and a way to keep leftovers or ingredients.

Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid (Closed)

They're hiding the stuff you know about. They're ALSO hiding the stuff you _don't_ know about.

A Tweet Saying That Unhealthy Food Is Cheaper Sparks A Discussion In The Comments

Cracker Brand “Triscuit” Rewarded Man For Explaining The Real Meaning Of Its Name

Maybe 'tri' _was_ correct for the bread (1) or toast (2) or cracker/wafer (3) edible - a TRiple (duty) bISCUIT. After all, they put it right there in the ad...

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Uber Mensch • upvoted an item 5 days ago

A Tweet Saying That Unhealthy Food Is Cheaper Sparks A Discussion In The Comments

Uber Mensch • commented on a post 6 days ago

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Sadly, for most of us, it is glass houses - that we throw rocks in. *sigh*

Uber Mensch • commented on 8 posts 1 week ago

30 People Shared Their First Coronavirus Tweets In This Thread And They Range From Hilarious To Cringe

Plenty of people are *way* stupider.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Not censored. It is actually black.

30 People Shared Their First Coronavirus Tweets In This Thread And They Range From Hilarious To Cringe

Plenty of people are *way* stupider.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Not censored. It is actually black.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

It jumped!

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Mmmmmmm. Mold...

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

IKEA?

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Damn gravity...

Someone Asks Black People To Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They've Been Stopped By The Police, They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Yes, yes we do.

Someone Asks Black People To Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They've Been Stopped By The Police, They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Fairly common for cops to think that a Black person in a 'good' neighborhood is there to steal/rob/???.

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Uber Mensch • upvoted an item 1 week ago

Someone Asks Black People To Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They've Been Stopped By The Police, They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Fairly common for cops to think that a Black person in a 'good' neighborhood is there to steal/rob/???.

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Uber Mensch • submitted a list addition 5 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Worst Experience With A Bully And How Did You Resolve It? (Closed)

Uber Mensch • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Way You've Gotten Hurt/Sick? (Closed)

Uber Mensch • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Unpopular Opinion? (Closed)

Uber Mensch • commented on 3 posts 4 hours ago

40 Times The English Language Drove The People Learning It To Utter Frustration

A comedian (I forget which one) claimed that English started as a practical joke that got taken too seriously.

40 Times The English Language Drove The People Learning It To Utter Frustration

But... it's so much phun!

40 Times The English Language Drove The People Learning It To Utter Frustration

Uber Mensch • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

30 Of The Most Subtle And Polite Ways To Describe A Person's Lack Of Intelligence Shared In This Online Group

(S)he's the poster child for Planned Parenthood. Also, people like that are why they invented birth control.

30 Of The Most Subtle And Polite Ways To Describe A Person's Lack Of Intelligence Shared In This Online Group

Well, isn't that special...

This Instagram Account Educates People By Explaining The Best History Memes Out There (30 Pics)

Let us not forget the Treaty of Tordesilles that divided S.A. into Portuguese (Brazil) and Spanish (everywhere else) "property".

This Instagram Account Educates People By Explaining The Best History Memes Out There (30 Pics)

Uber Mensch • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

His cup runneth over!

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

With a Perrier and water cocktail?

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

This kind of stupid solves itself.

Uber Mensch • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

People In This Online Group Share 30 Stories About The Wildest Things Garbage Workers Have Found Thrown Away

Most jails & prisons are barely funded for essentials; 'recreational' stuff is WAY down the list. Donations are often the only way they get books.

People In This Online Group Share 30 Stories About The Wildest Things Garbage Workers Have Found Thrown Away

Banks (and some stores) have automatic coin counters: dump your change in, an the machine sorts & counts it.

Uber Mensch • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

If You're Feeling Down, These 50 Wholesome Pics Might Lift You Up

I'm not physically there, but celebrating with you anyway. Congrats!!

This Twitter Account Collects Photos Of Cats In Small Shops Looking Like They Own The Place (50 New Pics)

Yeah, you just TRY to come in here, bub!!

Uber Mensch • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid (Closed)

They're hiding the stuff you know about. They're ALSO hiding the stuff you _don't_ know about.

A Tweet Saying That Unhealthy Food Is Cheaper Sparks A Discussion In The Comments

Cracker Brand “Triscuit” Rewarded Man For Explaining The Real Meaning Of Its Name

Maybe 'tri' _was_ correct for the bread (1) or toast (2) or cracker/wafer (3) edible - a TRiple (duty) bISCUIT. After all, they put it right there in the ad...

Uber Mensch • commented on a post 6 days ago

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

Sadly, for most of us, it is glass houses - that we throw rocks in. *sigh*

Uber Mensch • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

30 People Shared Their First Coronavirus Tweets In This Thread And They Range From Hilarious To Cringe

Plenty of people are *way* stupider.

'Well, That Sucks': 45 Times Homeowners Had Their Day Ruined

Not censored. It is actually black.

Uber Mensch • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

This Instagram Account Educates People By Explaining The Best History Memes Out There (30 Pics)

Reasons-English-Language-Frustrating

50 Posts From People Fed Up With Unrealistic Requirements And Expectations When Trying To Find A Job

People praise me for working at a homeless shelter. I work there because I don't want to live there.

Uber Mensch • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

39 Bizarre Things That Seem Normal In Some Countries, But Not In The Rest Of The World

His cup runneth over!

35 People Describe The Moment They Realized They Had Met The Dumbest Person Ever

This kind of stupid solves itself.

Uno Card

I’m Done

Don’t See “No Memes” As A Rule And I Thought This Subreddit Might Enjoy This

This Is What It’s Come To

Uber Mensch • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

This Twitter Account Collects Photos Of Cats In Small Shops Looking Like They Own The Place (50 New Pics)

Yeah, you just TRY to come in here, bub!!

This Twitter Account Collects Photos Of Cats In Small Shops Looking Like They Own The Place (50 New Pics)

Cat scan?

Uber Mensch • upvoted an item 5 days ago

A Tweet Saying That Unhealthy Food Is Cheaper Sparks A Discussion In The Comments

Uber Mensch • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

Someone Asks Black People To Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They've Been Stopped By The Police, They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Fairly common for cops to think that a Black person in a 'good' neighborhood is there to steal/rob/???.

Someone Asks Black People To Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They've Been Stopped By The Police, They Deliver (30 Tweets)

My daughter in kindergarten drew up her own ID and gave herself an alias.... I don't think it would fly but it's the only ID she carries...

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This Page Posts Pics Of Animals With Powerful Auras, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Pics (New Ones)

I can't tell from this angle.

This Page Posts Pics Of Animals With Powerful Auras, And Here Are 50 Of The Most Interesting Pics (New Ones)

A little-known Hitchcock early movie: The Frogs.

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

Smite the unbeliever!

45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It

me: 1,001 Everyone: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

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