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Apachebathmat • commented on a post 1 day ago

25 Then And Now Shots Of Stars In 2005, 2015 And 2025, Including One Who Was Left "Disfigured"

Yeah

Apachebathmat • commented on 11 posts 3 days ago

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Oh it must have been payday

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Ain’t Big Mac your neighbour?

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

I hope,you took that bread to her parents house and clobbered them with the crusty end before calling France to report a hate crime

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Americans owns it now, I grew up in Bournville right next to the factory, my first school was built by the very same family, my dad worked there 20+ years, such a shame our beautiful chocolate is on a level with processed cheese

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

As a Brit, I feel like I should go into a week of mourning

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Don’t eggs in America cost the same as a small car? I think this picture is a bit old

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Hideous and should be arrested! If you don’t plink plonk your vinegar like a sane person the only other option is being sectioned

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Apachebathmat • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Great when you have a headcold!

Apachebathmat • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

39 Of The Craziest Instances Of “We’ve Always Done It This Way” People Have Experienced At Work

I’m an undertaker… I can’t take my work home

39 Of The Craziest Instances Of “We’ve Always Done It This Way” People Have Experienced At Work

This would send me mad

39 Of The Craziest Instances Of “We’ve Always Done It This Way” People Have Experienced At Work

I’m an undertaker… I can’t take my work home

39 Of The Craziest Instances Of “We’ve Always Done It This Way” People Have Experienced At Work

This would send me mad

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

My husband 💯

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

Risky pspspsps

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Apachebathmat • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

Anyone who doesn't find Scarlet Johannsen beautiful, regardless of makeup, needs their eyes checked.

50 Tree-Mendously Funny Christmas Memes That Perfectly Capture The Vibe Of The Jolly Season

(and Happy Christmas to all my fellow Bored Pandas)!

Apachebathmat • upvoted an item 1 week ago

“Thought I Was Losing My Mind”: 57 Awkward Confessions People Made To Medical Professionals

Maybe your secret is you are attracted to gay men, or at least effeminate men.

Apachebathmat • commented on 18 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Needs an antihistamine or an EpiPen

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Polished panther?

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Needs an antihistamine or an EpiPen

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Polished panther?

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

You are joking right?

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

This just reminded me of a bad joke you can do at Christmas dinner, get a sheet of paper, rip two eye holes in it and cover ya face, ask everyone what you are… pay per view/ paper view

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Look like she’s been bench pressing her neck

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

What’s with the chin ti ts

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Where her sparkly MAGA hat?

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Only good candle?

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Gene simmonds makeup but without his actual face?

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

It’s a pistachio wearing a saddle with iron fencing on it… always wanted this, lush!

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Take ma strong haaand

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

When you got to go, you got to go

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

He’s in anaphylactic shock, look his,tongue is swelling

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Melancholy panther

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Save the planet, inject chemicals into your face!

People Just Had To Shame These 53 Foods That Could Be Considered Kitchen Crimes

That’s a hate crime against cows

People Just Had To Shame These 53 Foods That Could Be Considered Kitchen Crimes

Mmmmmm semi crispy condoms!

Egyptology Enthusiasts Online Think These Are The 50 Most Interesting Facts About Ancient Egypt

Fake AF, that place is surrounded by busy roads, no hotel has this view

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Apachebathmat • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Cute idea, but terrible job.

25 Gifts That Will Solidify Your Status As The Favorite Child This Christmas

Only if it is knitted by the gifter.

Apachebathmat • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, So What Do You See On Your Way To Work?

Apachebathmat • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Trend Your're Tired Of Seeing And Hearing About (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 2 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Actually Healthy Despite Most People Thinking It's Not? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Most Recent Photo From Your Camera Roll That You’ve Taken (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 6 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Random Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Question You Ask Yourself Over And Over Again? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Did You Do Over The Summer? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Funniest Animal Photos (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Cat

Hey Pandas, Share Your Wedding Horror Stories (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Working Animal! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Vacation Hacks You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Any Tips For Starting High School? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Handmade Artwork (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me The Funniest Photo In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 5 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Hilarious Things You Have Heard People Say In Their Sleep?

Hey Pandas! What's Out Your Window At The Moment? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Best Animal Pictures You've Taken (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would Be The Opening Line Of Your Memoir Or Autobiography?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Spookiest Thing That Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize It's Time To Let Go Of A Friendship? (Closed)

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 1 day ago

25 Then And Now Shots Of Stars In 2005, 2015 And 2025, Including One Who Was Left "Disfigured"

Yeah

Apachebathmat • commented on 11 posts 3 days ago

40 Interesting Things People Discovered And Thought You Should Too (New Pics)

Why go to the North Pole when you can have it at home

40 Interesting Things People Discovered And Thought You Should Too (New Pics)

I love my nearly 200 year old small, narrow but tall house, with all its fixtures and quirky features

40 Interesting Things People Discovered And Thought You Should Too (New Pics)

Where is the lady with acrylic’s

40 Interesting Things People Discovered And Thought You Should Too (New Pics)

The guy that services the chillers at my funeral home has a company called serial chiller

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Oh it must have been payday

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Ain’t Big Mac your neighbour?

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

I hope,you took that bread to her parents house and clobbered them with the crusty end before calling France to report a hate crime

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

As a Brit, I feel like I should go into a week of mourning

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Don’t eggs in America cost the same as a small car? I think this picture is a bit old

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Hideous and should be arrested! If you don’t plink plonk your vinegar like a sane person the only other option is being sectioned

Apachebathmat • commented on 4 posts 6 days ago

39 Of The Craziest Instances Of “We’ve Always Done It This Way” People Have Experienced At Work

I’m an undertaker… I can’t take my work home

39 Of The Craziest Instances Of “We’ve Always Done It This Way” People Have Experienced At Work

This would send me mad

79 Funny Random Memes That Are Somehow Exactly What You Needed Today

My husband 💯

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

Risky pspspsps

Apachebathmat • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Needs an antihistamine or an EpiPen

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Polished panther?

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

You are joking right?

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

This just reminded me of a bad joke you can do at Christmas dinner, get a sheet of paper, rip two eye holes in it and cover ya face, ask everyone what you are… pay per view/ paper view

Apachebathmat • upvoted an item 3 days ago

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Great when you have a headcold!

Apachebathmat • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

“Thought I Was Losing My Mind”: 57 Awkward Confessions People Made To Medical Professionals

Maybe your secret is you are attracted to gay men, or at least effeminate men.

If You're Curious About The World, Here Are 80 Facts And Photos From "Spill Now"

Anyone who doesn't find Scarlet Johannsen beautiful, regardless of makeup, needs their eyes checked.

50 Tree-Mendously Funny Christmas Memes That Perfectly Capture The Vibe Of The Jolly Season

(and Happy Christmas to all my fellow Bored Pandas)!

Apachebathmat • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

50 Tattoo Fails That Prove Not Every Idea Belongs On Skin

Cute idea, but terrible job.

25 Gifts That Will Solidify Your Status As The Favorite Child This Christmas

Only if it is knitted by the gifter.

50 Hilariously Spot-On Parenting Memes To Scroll Through Because You Deserve A Break

My wife does that with my stuff after 48 years. She hides it for two weeks and if I don't miss it , it's out of here. I tell my adult children to be sure they talk to me at least every week.

Apachebathmat • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

69 Hilarious Moments When Men Proved They Never Really Grew Up At All (New Pics)

And cat treats. Lots of cat treats. And red laser pens.

“What Is The Biggest Mystery We Still Aren't Close To Solving?” (25 Pics)

When I had hiccups as a child my mum would say "hiccup again and I will give you £20" . I never managed to get that £20. Not once.

Apachebathmat • upvoted 11 items 1 month ago

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Pretty sure the problem is the easy availability and fetishization of guns.

25 Before-And-After Photos Of Famous Cities That Are So Mind-Blowing They Feel Like Real-Life Time Travel

Much better before

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

Not Germany, and not Scotland, as far as I can tell. Probably not the rest of the UK either. Can't imagine that would take hold anywhere in Europe. Why would we, we have public transport (btw, Scotland thinks about making bus travel free for everyone - currently it's kids, teenagers, young adults and seniors who travel for free. Boohoo, socialism! Communism! Whateverism!

“What Things Are Normal For Americans But Weird For Non-Americans?” (43 Surprising Answers)

This was the main reason my spouse and I moved from the US - our concerns that healthcare would wipe us out financially as we aged. Of course, the political climate made it essential to leave as well. I feel a mixture of joy that we are somewhere that we feel safe from the fear of losing everything to a health crisis (and the hellscape that politics have turned the country into) and guilt that others can't have the same security that we now feel.

44 Texts From Delivery Drivers People Actually Received That Might Make You Laugh

That sounds like a you problem. This person is just trying their best.

50 Photos Ruined In The Funniest Way Possible By Unexpected Cameos (New Pics)

One of the absolute best photo bombs ever. Our lovely Queen was a wonderful and funny woman. May her memory live on forever.

“Embarrassing”: 51 Times Canada Roasted America So Well, You Can’t Even Be Mad

Really don’t like the American bashing, every country has their own gang of morons that we would rather weren’t there but on a whole, America has lots of very genuine and kind people, they aren’t all under the mighty Cheeto’s spell

32 Mistakes That People Made In Their Life And Said Never Again

Never lend money to a relative. Give it. If the money returns, good, but don't expect it to.

50 Things That Got Discontinued That These Consumers Desperately Want To Buy Again

Could have come up with a better name than "Hydrox" as it sounds like something put down the drain to clear a blockage.

50 Things That Got Discontinued That These Consumers Desperately Want To Buy Again

chop and freeze

50 Times People Snapped Photos Seconds Before Everything Went Spectacularly Wrong

Now adding 'Jesus Mary and the wee orphans!' to my lexicon, TY!

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