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Apachebathmat • commented on 2 posts 20 hours ago

45 Industries People Claim Are Much More Corrupt Than The Public Realizes

Urm, no! Funerals are expensive but it’s not a racket, the company I work for, we charge £1195 for the cremation fee, we don’t make a penny off that, that’s the exact amount we are charged

This Group Is Dedicated To Interesting Historical Items, Here Are The 77 Best Ones

I live in a town (UK) that still has a running steam train and the carriages are very similar to this

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 5 days ago

49 Brutally Honest Social Media Posts About The State Of The World Right Now (New Pics)

Thank you for saying what everyone is thinking

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 6 days ago

Over 100K People Follow This FB Group To Look At These 67 Weird But Fascinating Cars

I work in funeral and I so wish we could bring this kind of transport back, the cars we have are modern, very sleek and I’m sure most people think they look professional but the old time carriages were so ornate, graceful and, in my opinion a really show of respect for the loved ones final journey

Apachebathmat • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

50 Signs That Went So Wrong They Turned Into Comedic Gold (New Pics)

HMP aropinpdtyeh

“A Very Quick Shortcut To Personal Hell”: 57 Times People Destroyed Their Own Lives

I’ve lost count of the number of young adults that have ended up in my funeral home due to not wearing a helmet or seatbelt and pushing the speed limit, every one could have been avoided

50 Signs That Went So Wrong They Turned Into Comedic Gold (New Pics)

HMP aropinpdtyeh

“A Very Quick Shortcut To Personal Hell”: 57 Times People Destroyed Their Own Lives

I’ve lost count of the number of young adults that have ended up in my funeral home due to not wearing a helmet or seatbelt and pushing the speed limit, every one could have been avoided

55 People Saw Normal Everyday Things In Big Sizes And Had To Share The Pics

Kilt pin?

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Apachebathmat • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

81 Times People Contributed Fascinating Facts To The ‘Today I Learned’ Community (New Facts)

Duh, how else would we have easily sprinted through the airport to the gate to prevent the love of your life from getting on the plane by yelling their name just as they're about to board and then professing your love for them?!

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Dramatic Celebrity Transformations That Some People Might Find Suspicious

Poor wee lass! She needs love and protection above all else.

Apachebathmat • upvoted 12 items 1 month ago

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Apachebathmat • commented on 19 posts 1 month ago

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

Thank for assuming I would think that, why would I know? I think it’s really funny your so up yourself, I was just asking a question, had you come back suggesting that, I would have been fine and acknowledged it, blowing someone elses candle out doesn’t make yours shine brighter lady

50 Unhinged Posts That Prove There Are Way Too Many Idiots On Reselling Shops

They are awful

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

50 Unhinged Posts That Prove There Are Way Too Many Idiots On Reselling Shops

They are awful

50 Unhinged Posts That Prove There Are Way Too Many Idiots On Reselling Shops

Also known as shagamuff, crazy dirty place full of kids getting drunk and getting woefully regretted tattoos

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

What a P R I C K, an uneducated one at that! Andy there are many millions of places on this planet where you are pretty much safe from most of what you mention. I’m assuming you live in a Californian forest wildfire zone and holiday in tornado alley, IDIOT

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

Genuine question, please don’t get mad, why do people move to areas that are known for these kinds of disasters? Surely their insurance is sky high knowing the danger?

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

As most of you know, I’m an undertaker, I often have butterflies land on me for a while when it’s warm weather, I always wonder if it’s someone I’ve looked after, just checking in, it’s a nice thought that it might be

10 Worst-Dressed Celebs At 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony In Milan

Not a great look but if she loves it then good on her

44 Notes Left By Parents That Are Downright Hilarious

Where is “ put the dog out”

“Not Even Bianca Censori Would Wear This”: Stars Who Failed Big Time At The 2026 Grammys Red Carpet

Looks like someone found the forever 21 bargain bin

“Can’t Believe Someone Did This On Purpose”: 60 Times People Inked Permanent Mistakes (New Pics)

You mean on porpoise

“Can’t Believe Someone Did This On Purpose”: 60 Times People Inked Permanent Mistakes (New Pics)

Was this put on with crayons

63 People Who Went A Little Too Overboard At Work Parties And It Didn’t Go Unnoticed

I worked for a huge funeral company, one ‘lady’ who was well known for her friendliness to male colleagues Was called up on stage to collect an award for best something or other, before she got a word out, someone at the back shouted “ can’t hear you Rachel, try taking a few of those d**ks out your mouth” best ever thing I ever heard

Woman Wonders Why Others Don’t Get Their Nails Done, Gets 86 Hilariously Honest Replies

I,hope she boughted it for a good price

53 Memes That Are Offensive Because They’re So Real (New Pics)

When my husband took out life insurance he then banned me from buttering the stairs, so mean!

53 Memes That Are Offensive Because They’re So Real (New Pics)

Me… everytime I shower

53 Memes That Are Offensive Because They’re So Real (New Pics)

PREACH IT!

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

Because that’s a bottle of bravery so you can do your own surgery? Xx much love

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

If AI was a lie….

60 Screenshots That Had No Business Being This Funny

My adorable cat, Moose, will get this treatment daily xx

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Apachebathmat • submitted a new post 3 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, So What Do You See On Your Way To Work?

Apachebathmat • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Trend Your're Tired Of Seeing And Hearing About (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Actually Healthy Despite Most People Thinking It's Not? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Most Recent Photo From Your Camera Roll That You’ve Taken (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 5 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Random Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Question You Ask Yourself Over And Over Again? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Did You Do Over The Summer? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Funniest Animal Photos (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Cat

Apachebathmat • submitted 6 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Wedding Horror Stories (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Your Working Animal! (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Vacation Hacks You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Any Tips For Starting High School? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Handmade Artwork (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me The Funniest Photo In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Apachebathmat • submitted 4 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Hilarious Things You Have Heard People Say In Their Sleep?

Hey Pandas! What's Out Your Window At The Moment? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Best Animal Pictures You've Taken (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would Be The Opening Line Of Your Memoir Or Autobiography?

Apachebathmat • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Spookiest Thing That Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize It's Time To Let Go Of A Friendship? (Closed)

Apachebathmat • commented on 2 posts 20 hours ago

45 Industries People Claim Are Much More Corrupt Than The Public Realizes

Urm, no! Funerals are expensive but it’s not a racket, the company I work for, we charge £1195 for the cremation fee, we don’t make a penny off that, that’s the exact amount we are charged

This Group Is Dedicated To Interesting Historical Items, Here Are The 77 Best Ones

I live in a town (UK) that still has a running steam train and the carriages are very similar to this

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 5 days ago

49 Brutally Honest Social Media Posts About The State Of The World Right Now (New Pics)

Thank you for saying what everyone is thinking

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 6 days ago

Over 100K People Follow This FB Group To Look At These 67 Weird But Fascinating Cars

Apachebathmat • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

50 Signs That Went So Wrong They Turned Into Comedic Gold (New Pics)

HMP aropinpdtyeh

“A Very Quick Shortcut To Personal Hell”: 57 Times People Destroyed Their Own Lives

I’ve lost count of the number of young adults that have ended up in my funeral home due to not wearing a helmet or seatbelt and pushing the speed limit, every one could have been avoided

55 People Saw Normal Everyday Things In Big Sizes And Had To Share The Pics

Kilt pin?

Apachebathmat • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

30 Dramatic Celebrity Transformations That Some People Might Find Suspicious

Poor wee lass! She needs love and protection above all else.

Apachebathmat • commented on 12 posts 1 month ago

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

50 Unhinged Posts That Prove There Are Way Too Many Idiots On Reselling Shops

They are awful

50 Unhinged Posts That Prove There Are Way Too Many Idiots On Reselling Shops

Also known as shagamuff, crazy dirty place full of kids getting drunk and getting woefully regretted tattoos

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

Genuine question, please don’t get mad, why do people move to areas that are known for these kinds of disasters? Surely their insurance is sky high knowing the danger?

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

10 Worst-Dressed Celebs At 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony In Milan

Not a great look but if she loves it then good on her

44 Notes Left By Parents That Are Downright Hilarious

Where is “ put the dog out”

“Not Even Bianca Censori Would Wear This”: Stars Who Failed Big Time At The 2026 Grammys Red Carpet

Looks like someone found the forever 21 bargain bin

“Can’t Believe Someone Did This On Purpose”: 60 Times People Inked Permanent Mistakes (New Pics)

You mean on porpoise

“Can’t Believe Someone Did This On Purpose”: 60 Times People Inked Permanent Mistakes (New Pics)

Was this put on with crayons

63 People Who Went A Little Too Overboard At Work Parties And It Didn’t Go Unnoticed

Apachebathmat • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

81 Times People Contributed Fascinating Facts To The ‘Today I Learned’ Community (New Facts)

30 Dramatic Celebrity Transformations That Some People Might Find Suspicious

The short haircut, mustache, and dead eyes make him look like a tired pørn star.

30 Dramatic Celebrity Transformations That Some People Might Find Suspicious

Sorry but I dont get the hype. Her look is extremely artificial and personally I think it makes her look like mutton dressed as lamb, when she is probably pretty under all that caked on c**p.

Apachebathmat • upvoted 4 items 4 weeks ago

30 Dramatic Celebrity Transformations That Some People Might Find Suspicious

Got a strange mixture of his parent's looks and the combo didn't work.

30 Dramatic Celebrity Transformations That Some People Might Find Suspicious

Looks like a different person.

30 Dramatic Celebrity Transformations That Some People Might Find Suspicious

I fear this child may be similar to Will Smith's kids and will be an indulged, fame-grubbing, talentless Nepo baby with no concept of real life.

30 Dramatic Celebrity Transformations That Some People Might Find Suspicious

Has she recently bought a circus?

Apachebathmat • upvoted 7 items 1 month ago

50 Unhinged Posts That Prove There Are Way Too Many Idiots On Reselling Shops

That's one odd-looking dog bite.

“What Photo Leaves You Speechless?” (35 People Deliver)

My favourite picture of all time

10 Worst-Dressed Celebs At 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony In Milan

Ok yes, this one is bad.

75 Times People Solved A Problem In Creative And Unhinged Ways

“Just Why?”: 71 Locals Share The Most Overhyped And Pathetic Tourist Attractions You May Regret Visiting

Perhaps a machine maintains the glean?

Apachebathmat • upvoted 6 items 2 months ago

Genius Country-Level Decisions That Made People Stop and Admire (New Pics)

Raid. Don't Raid. Stop Raiding in 5...4...3...2...

Genius Country-Level Decisions That Made People Stop and Admire (New Pics)

We need this everywhere. End period poverty.

68 Times People Tried To Make Money On Craigslist, Only For Hilarity To Ensue (New Pics)

I think they forgot to mention it's a package deal.

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

I'm a Brummie as well. 👊

40 Fascinating, Funny, And Bizarre Vintage Ads That Show How Marketing Worked Back In The Day

Michael Jackson shows up for your kids?

“This Isn’t Even Well-Done, It’s Congratulations”: 50 Hilariously Delicious Food Memes

Great when you have a headcold!

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