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David Paterson • upvoted 29 items 4 hours ago
Entitled People, Relationships
“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table
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This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
This Cartoonist’s One-Panel Comics Perfectly Capture Life’s Ironies With Sharp And Clever Humor (34 New Pics)
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Entitled People, Relationships
“I’m His Wife. Who Are You?”: 37 Super Awkward Moments When Servers Came To The Table
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Had a table came in for this guys birthday. It was a surprise birthday dinner hosted by his girlfriend, although she didn't realise that 2 of his female 'friends' she had invited were also sleeping with him.
I came over to the table just as one girl stood up and yelled "you jerk" to another and stormed out. The second one threw a drink on the guy and walked out. The girlfriend with tears running down of her face asked of the bill and then exits. I come back to the table with the bill with the guy drenched in wine and 5 of his remaining friends still there in hysterics.
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