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Dana

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I love anything musicals! Especially Newsies and Starkid. I have 3 dogs (Scruffy is my profile pic) and I love animals.

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40 Times Guests Were Entertained By These Doormats And Posted The Pics Online (New Pics)

"my ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better! you see its funny because marriage is terrible" - Grunkle Stan, Legend of the Gobblewonker, Gravity Falls

40 Times Guests Were Entertained By These Doormats And Posted The Pics Online (New Pics)

Commencing with metal head banging

40 Times Guests Were Entertained By These Doormats And Posted The Pics Online (New Pics)

"my ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better! you see its funny because marriage is terrible" - Grunkle Stan, Legend of the Gobblewonker, Gravity Falls

40 Times Guests Were Entertained By These Doormats And Posted The Pics Online (New Pics)

Commencing with metal head banging

40 Times Guests Were Entertained By These Doormats And Posted The Pics Online (New Pics)

If they removed the "s" from "packages" it would rhyme!!!

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

I think the brilliant George Carlin said it best: "If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're f***ed!"

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

Depends because I still fall under the category of a child but all I do is sit on a blanket watching tv

Twin-Parents-Tweets

Google Earth Compiles Satellite Images To Show What A Sad Difference People Have Made To The World (16 Pics)

Well of course it's less green - humans are a plague. We don't deserve this planet.

‘Today I Learned’: 35 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

I insist on reading the book first so the movie doesn't affect how I imagine the characters when reading :)

‘Today I Learned’: 35 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

idk tho i'm pretty sure my dog does it to get his blankets just right. he stole a sleeping bag and won't give it back.

‘Today I Learned’: 35 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

Nope...my dog does it because she's an indecisive a-hole.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

As a Christian, I agree 100000%

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

For good measure, they/them/their/this/alpaca

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Sounds like she dodged a bullet, the man is clearly a cannibal. Good recovery though.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

In trying to explain my own joke to me. After someone had also already tried to explain me own joke to me, like an unnecessary echo chamber full of whooshing. You are treating me as if I am thick, bless your wee heart :) Thanks for explaining my own comments to me though, you really helped!

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Am I missing something? I would be scared after the first message.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Also how they worship a divorced serial cheater that admitted to sexually assault women and it’s openly racist and xenophobic. Very Christian of him.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Because friendship is such an abusive state to be in.

People Expose 40 Things That Pretend To Be Wholesome Yet Are Actually Toxic

Having children was never on my agenda. It's great for people who want them. But, you really need to know yourself because it is a lifetime commitment, and you can't give them back. Besides, not everyone is fit to be a parent.

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

Eric, you turd

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

with that logic, men shouldn't wear pants. we'll see a larger curve, if you get my drift XD

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

For a country that is about "christianity'... they sure have so many idols they worship

50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Page (New Pics)

The amounts of cults in the US is scary... how else would explain the republican party

50 Of The Dumbest Life Hacks These People Discovered That Actually Work (New Pics)

ive been doing that for years oop

50 Of The Dumbest Life Hacks These People Discovered That Actually Work (New Pics)

Gawd, I was exploring creeks at age 5 or 6 with my brothers and climbing through abandoned houses and crawling down pipes in vacant lots at age 9 or 10... Amazing that I survived childhood, and wouldn't have wanted it any other way. Biking barefoot? Tiny potatoes.

Wholesome-Toxic-Things

The expectation to keep your family members in your life no matter what they do. Some people have families that treat them like absolute [trash], and being related to them isn't a good reason to keep them around. It's ok to cut off toxic family members.