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caleb • commented on 11 posts 3 years ago

Women Are Encouraging #SexStrike To Protest Abortion Laws And People Are Divided

well you could always idk wear a condom or take birth control?

This Woman Set Up A Feeder Cam For Birds In Her Yard, And The Results Are Extraordinary (30 Pics)

Hush now Gregory, I am searching.

Women Are Encouraging #SexStrike To Protest Abortion Laws And People Are Divided

well you could always idk wear a condom or take birth control?

This Woman Set Up A Feeder Cam For Birds In Her Yard, And The Results Are Extraordinary (30 Pics)

Hush now Gregory, I am searching.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Is a fried potato a fry? Sorry I'm American just a little lost

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

i was a clumsy ass kid man

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

dude calm its probably a troll

Embarrassed Son Asks Dad Not To Wave At Him In Front Of School Bus, Regrets Doing It For Next 163 School Days

"What will it take to get you to stop dad?" "1 million dollars"

Scenes Of Everyday Life Make Me Think Of Things I've Seen In Cartoons Or Movies So I Use My IPhone To Remake Them (30 New Pics)

HELLO!

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caleb • upvoted 22 items 3 years ago

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

There was a girl in my middle school who would always break her right arm on the monkey bars. She was short, you know 'cause she was a kid, and would swing on the monkey bars, get about half way, lose her grip, fall, and break her arm. Then less than a week after getting the cast off she'd do it again. This happened at least 10 times as I remember.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

My friend broke her arm 12 times when she was a kid! And I lived to 40 without breaking anything...

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

My friend broke her arm 12 times when she was a kid! And I lived to 40 without breaking anything...

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I had a broken collarbone when I was four -- our Grate Dane pushed me out of my climbing tree -- and I've had a knee surgery. Not much for injuries, but BOY have I been sick a lot....Pneumonia, measles, German measles, mumps, chicken pox...twice...I can go on...

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

The only things I have broken have been on other people ( their faults for mugging me). Have had lots of accidents and falls with no breaks yet

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

To whoever the fuck down-voted my comment - what the fuck is your problem? This shit is legit. I work in the healthcare industry and yeah, if we see trends like this, we are required by law to report the shit. So fuck you and the fucking stupid horse you rode in on. Child abuse is nothing to fuck around with. See something, say something.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I'm glad you're o.k . Go easy on the ol' body there caleb! You need it your whole life :)

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I'm surprised your parents weren't flagged by child protective services for abuse. These days if you show up to the hospital more than once a year with a sick or injured kid you must be beating your child according to the government.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I have never managed to break anything, but I have managed two minor surgeries and spontaneous bleeding in my brain before even graduating high school.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

I always had many, many bruises and scratches. I broke my first bone when I was 19 and of course the first one had to be a bloody vertebrae :D

Funny-Comics-Mrlovenstein

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

And this was the original cesar salat. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Cesar-salat-5b979c27b3aaf.jpg

The Day My Daughters Became “The Children Of 9/11”

Greek Mythology Jokes

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Embarrassed Son Asks Dad Not To Wave At Him In Front Of School Bus, Regrets Doing It For Next 163 School Days

"What will it take to get you to stop dad?" "1 million dollars"

Top 5 Things

50 Funny Animal Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

how to get ahead in life.

50 Funny Animal Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

Me after waking up.

19 Forbidden Places You Are Not Allowed To Enter And Some Of Them Are Terrifying

Strabo - this bitch deadly YEET

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These Wholesome Pictures

The guy in the bottom left!

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caleb • commented on 4 posts 4 years ago

50 Of The Funniest Disney Jokes Ever

🤔🤔🤔

258 Reasons Why Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

from pup to doggo

50 Of The Funniest Disney Jokes Ever

🤔🤔🤔

258 Reasons Why Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

from pup to doggo

258 Reasons Why Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

izz mine hooman

132 Times People Woke Up And Realized That Drinking Didn't End Well

I'm not old enough to drink but when I do I might end up doing one of these honestly...

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caleb • upvoted 3 items 4 years ago

Bizarro-Comics-Dan-Piraro

258 Reasons Why Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

izz mine hooman

Bizarro-Comics-Dan-Piraro

258 Reasons Why Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

izz mine hooman

132 Times People Woke Up And Realized That Drinking Didn't End Well

I'm not old enough to drink but when I do I might end up doing one of these honestly...

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caleb • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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Hey, Pandas! What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Done Because Your Brain Was On Autopilot?

caleb • commented on 11 posts 3 years ago

Women Are Encouraging #SexStrike To Protest Abortion Laws And People Are Divided

well you could always idk wear a condom or take birth control?

This Woman Set Up A Feeder Cam For Birds In Her Yard, And The Results Are Extraordinary (30 Pics)

Hush now Gregory, I am searching.

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

Is a fried potato a fry? Sorry I'm American just a little lost

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

i was a clumsy ass kid man

50 Things People Considered 'Normal' While Growing Up, Only To Find Out They're Actually Weird

dude calm its probably a troll

Embarrassed Son Asks Dad Not To Wave At Him In Front Of School Bus, Regrets Doing It For Next 163 School Days

"What will it take to get you to stop dad?" "1 million dollars"

Scenes Of Everyday Life Make Me Think Of Things I've Seen In Cartoons Or Movies So I Use My IPhone To Remake Them (30 New Pics)

HELLO!

50 Funny Animal Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

"wtf man I had them"

50 Funny Animal Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

hush Gregory i am searching

Girl Illustrates Her Everyday Struggles In 61 Funny Comics (New Pics)

yes that is the joke...

People Are Posting The Things That Annoy Them The Most (50 Pics)

yknow he could turn that into a dick joke...

caleb • commented on 9 posts 4 years ago

50 Of The Funniest Disney Jokes Ever

🤔🤔🤔

258 Reasons Why Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

from pup to doggo

258 Reasons Why Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

izz mine hooman

132 Times People Woke Up And Realized That Drinking Didn't End Well

I'm not old enough to drink but when I do I might end up doing one of these honestly...

239 Times Parents Of 6-Year-Olds Took To Twitter To Share What Their Little Devil Did, And It's Hilarious

I know this sounds bad but i don't think 6 year olds would say these kinda things...

16 Smart Jokes By Stephen Hawking That Still Make Us Laugh

Are you seriously going to give on of the best scientist of all time, shit that he's a white male? How stupid do you have to be? I agree with hope floats you're a complete and utter idiot and just shut up.

51 Hilariously Genius Desktop Wallpapers That Will Make You Look Twice

MEMEOLUOS

51 Hilariously Genius Desktop Wallpapers That Will Make You Look Twice

watchu got against h3h3 huh?

Three Little Sisters Recreate Oscar-Nominated Movie Scenes With Their Mom, And We Can’t Get Enough

The kids face oh my lawd

caleb • upvoted 14 items 3 years ago

Funny-Comics-Mrlovenstein

Lost Parrot... Parrot BBQ

The Day My Daughters Became “The Children Of 9/11”

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves In Front Of The Whole Internet

And this was the original cesar salat. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Cesar-salat-5b979c27b3aaf.jpg

Missed Jokes

Greek Mythology Jokes

Embarrassed Son Asks Dad Not To Wave At Him In Front Of School Bus, Regrets Doing It For Next 163 School Days

"What will it take to get you to stop dad?" "1 million dollars"

19 Forbidden Places You Are Not Allowed To Enter And Some Of Them Are Terrifying

Strabo - this bitch deadly YEET

50 Funny Animal Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

how to get ahead in life.

Top 5 Things

50 Funny Animal Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

Me after waking up.

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These Wholesome Pictures

The guy in the bottom left!

caleb • upvoted 6 items 4 years ago

Someone Noticed These Cookbooks Have Very Weird Covers, And Now The Whole Twitter Is Shook

jeez my parent cook all the time like that i thought it was a regular thing to do

Animals

Pictures Of Cats

Bizarro-Comics-Dan-Piraro

258 Reasons Why Australian Shepherds Are The Best Dogs

izz mine hooman

132 Times People Woke Up And Realized That Drinking Didn't End Well

I'm not old enough to drink but when I do I might end up doing one of these honestly...

16 Smart Jokes By Stephen Hawking That Still Make Us Laugh

sorry, that was meant for him up there

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