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Life is not always easy. People are not always nice. While we can’t avoid life. We can avoid people. Sometimes. One way to do this is to stay home and scroll through social media. We might have found the perfect place for you to visit during your self-imposed social distancing.
Instagram page x__antisocial_butterfly__x has over 2 million followers and has shared thousands of memes since it started. From the funny to the infuriating, there should be something for anyone who is sick of being a social butterfly. Keep scrolling to see our top picks. And don’t forget to upvote the ones you find painfully relatable.
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8Yorkies-and-33cats 1 year ago
I bet the delivery each time will also not disappoint. Caberneeeeiiiiigh. Personally, I don't think I would every say it differently!
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Honestly, if that happened here in Germany I wouldn't be sure that that's not the correct subtitle
Mjskywalk 1 year ago
Are we sure it was an accident? I am 100% more likely to watch the US presidential debate if it is subtitled like this.
justanotherweirdo 1 year ago
The US debate is pretty similar to this on its own 😂
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Chewie Baron 1 year ago
If they did that with the British Parliament, it would increase the IQ level and would make it seem more adult and coherent.
Panda Kicki 1 year ago
There was more hilarious stuff, like "I have two pair of boot, one red, one yellow" (the leader of the green party ) and someone wanted a dinosaur train.
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Sarah 1 year ago
I am often seen picking weeds like a weirdo for my rescue tortoises. People do stare I'm afraid. Frank, Jerry and George need weeds though, so I am weed lady lol.
Lou Cam 1 year ago
I'm always collecting dandelions and clover for my tortoise. People look at me me like I'm a weirdo stuffing them into the pocket of my backpack but the lil' guy has to have his snacks.
Janissary35680 1 year ago
If they're available try grape vine leaves. Tortoises love them.
Load More Replies... Undercover 1 year ago
I'd love to own a tortoise, but they get so damn old... It would break my heart leaving a helpless animal behind to face an uncertain future 😰
Vera Diblikova 1 year ago
Will be here a Panda so good and name for me wedding anniversary gifts? Here in Czechia, this tradition does not exist. Thank you very much.
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
This is a decent list, probably similar throughout Canada/UK/US no? Though, if such a thing exists in other countries, the lists might differ significantly. https://www.eternityrose.co.uk/anniversary-gifts-by-year
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Rob Williams 1 year ago
We do that for Claude! He's my wife's tortoise who she bought as a 14 year old. We're both retired now...
Many of us have been there. It’s Friday night, and we've made plans to go out with friends. Suddenly we realize we just don’t feel like being around people. Or, we don’t like people. Not tonight anyway. So, we stay in. It happens again on Saturday. And on Sunday. Maybe even the next weekend too. We might be called anti-social. But we probably aren’t.
The words “antisocial”, “asocial” and “introverted” are often used interchangeably in everyday life. But in the world of psychology, each has a very different meaning. Here’s how Healthline breaks it down: “Asocial people prefer to be alone, while antisocial people are actively against others and may lack empathy. Introverts, meanwhile, gain most of their energy from their inner world.”
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Nea 1 year ago
I also like the secretary for making sure the girls know their dad is a good husband. Such things are precious.
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PeachPossum 1 year ago
This is what happens when you emphasize connecting with each other on a personal level, accept each other for who they are, and not turn the relationship into a power struggle.
Nikole 1 year ago
My dad would have joined in because he desperately wants to be liked and accepted. He skipped a grade in school and had a harridan for a mother, but my mom, my brother, and I are well past caring about the “why”.
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That's the only acceptable answer. Life is too short and beautiful to be miserable and with someone who doesn't bring out the best in you
Julia Mckinney 1 year ago
I had the same problem years ago. Decades ago, when my kids were in elementary school, I was talking to some of the other moms and they were all complaining about their husbands (drinking/going out too much, not spending time with kids, not giving them enough money for bills etc.). I couldn't say anything, I have a great husband so I kept quiet.
PeepPeep the duck 1 year ago
Me tooo they were going away for a concrete job and alll the wives (first wives, I must mention, I’m a second wife) were omg I can’t wait for him to leave etc and they turned to me and I’m like damn I’m gonna miss making him breakfast and hearing about his day and hanging out 😂 they weren’t impressed and didn’t like me as it was
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Crystal Spencer 1 year ago
The secretary has been sleeping with dad for years and is a smooth operator...lol. I'm kidding yall!
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago
At least one is smarter than the average ranger, but data on tourists is incomplete
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Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 1 year ago (edited)
Yosemite has a lot of rules to prevent bear attacks. Problem is people don't like to follow rules. We can't even get cops to follow the traffic laws
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
Yellowstone originally had a place where the tourists could put out food and watch the bears come and eat it. They eventually realized they were basically training the bears to hunt for tourists to get food.
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Laserleader 1 year ago
I live where they design and test the cans. The not winners were often broken open by teeth and claw not the crazy latches. Metal plating works best, as well as 1/2inch bolts into concrete, and a latch that only human finger can press (bear hands are much like ours and their claws are very dexterous.)
Mi So 1 year ago
This is really interesting. Here in Toronto, our experts are always searching for receptacles that outsmart city raccoons (far more educated in Peopleology than country raccoons) while being manageable by all adult humans. The overlap in groups is also an issue here. 😆 I’m convinced that only actual locks will work & given enough time, I suspect the raccoons could figure out how to pick keyed-locks (or the combination for combination-locks). At least bears are lacking in manual dexterity!
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Steve Hall 1 year ago
Just a thought, but maybe the tourists should take their trash home with them.
Hiram's Friend 1 year ago
Have you seen the videos of bears opening car doors?
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Trisec Tebeakesse 1 year ago
Having worked in tourism for many years, I certify this is 100% true.
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Mingey 1 year ago
Ours do too.. they're a subculture of heros to the kids🤣 along with bus drivers, train drives, truck drivers etc 🤣🤣🤣
Upstaged75 1 year ago
One of my kid's first words was truck. And one of his favorite videos was just a montage of garbage trucks dumping trash. :)
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
When I was a kindergarten teacher, every time the rubbish truck passed the kinder, the kids would rush to the fence to watch. I don't think they ever had a driver who didn't wave to the kids.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
When my kid was a baby/toddler he was obsessed with trucks. Every Monday the trash truck guys would make sure to stop and honk so that we could come to the door and see them. It made him SO happy. Truck was one of his first words. :)
Marilyn Holt 1 year ago
these guys so often end up being friends with the kids. Years ago, when moms told the kids on my street to stay away from the road because the garbage truck was coming, they'd line up all their tricycles, wagons etc and cheer as the truck went by.
Somebodys grandmother 1 year ago
Ohhh yes. My grandchild is exchanging gift with garbage man where she lives... It has been going on for years now. So sweet...
Only about 1% of women and 3% of men are truly antisocial. If we’re going by the clinical definition of the word. Antisocial behavior runs a lot deeper than what some people might think. It’s not about not wanting to be around others. It’s not about preferring our own company. It’s not about getting anxious in social situations. And it's not about never going out.
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
It's actually code for "The baby needs to go out. I learned that in way less time."
Mi So 1 year ago
He he he - you recognized this one too. I’m wondering if I should be worried about how many of these I saw in their original format on Twitter.
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Bill Mills 1 year ago (edited)
Dogs have a very keen sense of smell. Could you imagine having a sense of smell that is over 1000 time more sensitive than yours and having to be subjected to that odor? I'd be barking too.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)
Ah yes, because a sample size of ONE vegetarian is ABSOLUTELY scientific proof/F A C T S /s (and ffs, Lennon wasn't a literal "meat-eater" in the way this fool is saying it, implying it as being the "opposite" of a vegetarian - Lennon was, ya know, an omnivore, like ALL HUMAN BEINGS NATURALLY ARE. Vegetarianism and veganism are fine, and people are free to make the choice to be a veggie or a vegan, but it's not a human being's natural state. Our species are omnivores.) EDITED TO ADD: Paul's first wife, Linda, was ALSO a vegetarian and SHE died aged 56. I'd love to hear OP's opinions on that. She died of breast cancer, yes, but we ALL know red meat is massively carcinogenic and causes insta-cancer /s sooo, why did Linda die of it if she was a vegetarian? ::thinking face::
G A 1 year ago
I do hope this was meant humorously but not getting the vibe.....
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The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
Booth: "Seventy percent of people make up statistics." Brennan: "I don't think I've seen that study." Booth: "Never mind."
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
"I don't know what that means."
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cameron cross 1 year ago (edited)
Tell me about the vegan female who recently died at ago 30??????? Weighing 89 lbs???????
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MaxMi 1 year ago
I was today years old when I first tought it could be possibly unnecessary
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PFD 1 year ago
Why would anyone have a pool party and not get in the pool? And how is that intent conveyed by the addition of "adult"? We're having an adult dinner, no one's going to be eating. We're having an adult footie match, we'll just stand around the empty pitch. We're having an adult movie night - oh wait that's something else.
Marcellus II 1 year ago
If you're not allowed to pool in the pool party, are you even allowed to party? What is left? I don't get it either, I've never been invited to a child-free childrens party or a pool-free pool party.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
Wait... so in whatever dystopian hellhole the OP lives in, a pool party does not normally even allow for enjoying the pool?
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
I take a swimming outfit with me everywhere I go. It's fairly old now and doesn't look as good as it used to, but it still works perfectly well.
Mila Sliacka 1 year ago (edited)
I though adult pool party meant a swingers party at the pool, so in my head I went like: ,,duh, of course you don’t need swimwear for that.”
Tristan J 1 year ago
Pretty sure that was the implication, and maybe in case the pool was cold?
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
I was once invited to a pool party. I was the only one who took my own cue.
You might have heard of Ted Bundy. One of America’s most notorious serial criminals. He terrorized dozens of women to death in the 1970s. His crimes have made it into several movies and books. His mind has been studied by psychiatrists. The title of Netflix’s 2019 movie about him says it all: "Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile". Bundy was a psychopath.
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Alexia 1 year ago
Hahaaa, I had the same with my parrot. A courier came, I put the parrot in the other room and went to open the door. The feathered dinosaur was offended and started screaming (he's used to be with me all the time). The courier wanted to know who was screaming like that and... I introduced them to each other. They were both very content :)) (photo with the little screaming dude) 20200714_1...4bbd74.jpg 
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
Ah you have a Senegal! We used to have one, but he found his forever buddy & now lives at a retirement home.They are also inseparable ❤️
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pug nose curly tail 1 year ago
They could've included a picture of the dog. I mean... just sayin...
Weasel Wise 1 year ago
Dogs on the dining patio are the only reason I am the sole person at my restaurant that has volunteered to deal with being outside during peak heat all summer.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Absolutely! When I found out I was adopted (aged 7; I found out accidentally due to me snooping, my family had planned to tell me when I was older) I couldn't understand what it really meant and why my mom was crying as she explained it. Finally I was like "WAIT. I'm adopted.... like we adopted Split?" Split was the family dog. My mom looked a little confused, but said "Well.... actually, yes, I guess so. We wanted Split, so we adopted her, and we wanted you, so we adopted you." It made perfect sense to me. And so, I had two sisters - my human big sister (my adoptive parents' bio child) and my dog sister.
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HappinessHealthPeace 1 year ago
Love your post. People say my dogs are beautiful and I say thank you lol
Laserleader 1 year ago
I know who has my dogs parents and siblings, so when I say that, I do actually mean the dogs family. I didn't even realize you meant the humans until the last few words.
carol bland 1 year ago
I wrote a note for my dog DO NOT BARK AT THE BINMEN! In caps so he knew I was serious. It was only as I was trying to work out what height to pin it on the inside of the door that I realised he couldn't read..
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Maybe you could have put it on the floor next to his food bowl.
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Caroline Overill 1 year ago
The optician asked me if there were any eye threatening illnesses in the family and I said the cat’s got diabetes. He wasn’t amused.
Mary Peace 1 year ago (edited)
I would have nodded and noted that on your records.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
Would it have been rude to break out in singing ZZ Top?
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I'm a wheelchair user, on holiday I lowered myself from my chair to the deck and then deck to the pool and swam and then reversed to get out (I could have asked for the pool hoist but didn't as they had to set it up) and this woman came over and said "wow you have badass arms!" Best compliment ever, better than the "you're so inspirational" stuff I get that I hate
Jasmijn 1 year ago
A patient told me they liked my eye. Not eyes: Eye, singular. It should be noted that I have two eyes. I said thank you, a bit confused, and moved on with treating him. Several hours later, when I was in the shower, I realised I should’ve asked which eye. I need to know my best eye.
Jasmijn 1 year ago
I later told my mum and she said “it’s probably your right eye. Your left eye is a little droopy.”
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Caroline Sinclair 1 year ago
I was told by a very handsome young man that I had "stunning radial arteries". He was a cardiologist and was able to use them to perform an angioplasty.
Five Years 1 year ago
Strangest compliment? I had two kids, DD's, left on the bus. One kid leans over and tells the other kid "The bus driver's got a screw loose, but it's a very special screw". Been looking for it ever since.
Catherine Hutt 1 year ago
Mine was “You’ve got balls!” From an umpire at a slo-pitch game, when I got up to my next at-bat after getting smashed in the face by a wild pitch. (PS. I’m a woman.)
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Thanks for clarifying, I didn't read your name at first.
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In the psychiatric world, “psychopath” is not an official diagnosis. According to Healthline, it’s “an informal term often used for a condition called antisocial personality disorder (ASPD)”. And because the word “antisocial” is in the title of the disorder, it can get a bit confusing.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Surely it would be "queuecumber".
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
Whenever I have to spell phonetically for someone, I tend to say "P as in pneumonia" or "K as in knight" or "G as in gnome". It may take longer to finish, but it amuses me and makes the transaction less tedious. M as in mnemonic usually seems a bit of an overreach.
Karri Berkowitz 1 year ago
Had a supervisor say over the radio "I as in Eyeball" he was mad he had to keep repeating himself
UnpopularPanda 1 year ago
Reminds me of when Steve Harvey on Family Feud asked "Name something with Pork in it" and a contestant responded with "Cupine".
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
I swear I think people try to kill poor Steve Harvey with their answers sometimes.
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PeachPossum 1 year ago
While I was in college, I worked for a small technical firm doing clerical work. When I graduated and announced I would be leaving for an in-field job, they hired my replacement, another young woman who claimed to be an English major like myself. One day I found her flipping through the dictionary. I asked what she was looking for. "How do you spell Europe?" She was looking in the U chapter. I questioned the wisdom of having hired her, but as much as I liked my soon-to-be-former bosses, I decided to let it slide.
Untamed Snark 1 year ago
I once had a really annoying b****y customer, so when I spelt out the code I used P as in Pterodactyl. K as in Knight, G as in Gnome. She was not amused, my boss, however, was.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
If it was a first name, that's the spelling some parents would use when naming their child.
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james stevenson 1 year ago
Yeah, but I absolutely *hate* how right that kid is.
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Mark Alexander 1 year ago (edited)
Kid has inherited the dominant dad joke gene. Edit: not pants
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
I sometimes answer with "can't complain, though if you want me to I could do so at great length". Someone actually took me up on it once.
René Sauer 1 year ago
In Germany "can´t complain" is the highest praise you can get when you do something for others.
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Nagatha 1 year ago
Many years ago (too many to mention) when I was 3 or 4, I would get lost in the grocery store just so I could have the policeman walk me around looking for my mom. It happened so often, he would nod at mom when we came into the store. Later, I introduced my family to my future husband, a police officer, they broke out laughing. The poor guy thought they were laughing at him.
Justin Tyme 1 year ago
The vast majority of crimes against children are committed by someone who the child knows.
Wolf princess quinn 1 year ago
StrAnger danger was a danger. Parents had kids so freaked out you couldn't even help them. Now you don't want to help cause the parents will scream kidnapping. Former costco employee
Nikole 1 year ago
But when you read that first sentence, you can almost feel the frenetic energy of a child…
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Marguerite Barnett 1 year ago
Friend of mine did that lol. Tornado at 2AM blew a 200lb statute off her balcony dangling by a plastic zip tie. She went downstairs and found a power & light worker who was helping with downed lines. She asked him to help get it back up and made him remove his muddy boots as she had an all white home. After he managed to right it, she suddenly realized it was the middle of the night and she was in her robe and she demanded he leave as he was a stranger ! lol!
Dr. Prakash Masand is co-founder of the Centers of Psychiatric Excellence. He told Healthline, “Most people might assume this describes someone who is reserved, a loner, keeps to himself, etc. However, this is not the case in ASPD. When we say antisocial in ASPD, it means someone who goes against society, rules, and other behaviors that are more commonplace.”
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PeachPossum 1 year ago
I'm not crying. You're crying.... that is a beautiful and precious thing. hang onto that.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
When I first got to prison, the guards' winter uniforms were navy blue. Several of us who hung out together, being silly, would sight guards, and say, "Oh no! The blue people are coming!" A few years later, the blue uniforms were replaced by black ones. One can NOT say, "Oh no! The black people are coming!" It just really doesn't work out well.
Jason 1 year ago
We have a car wash by us that puts up those dancing wind sock guys and does different kinds for different holidays or randomly to change things up with a mix of colors. My son gets so excited to see them and was learning colors so yells "look at the dancing (color) guy". One day they had a black colored sock guy. He hadn't seen them use that color yet so he starts running around yelling look at the black guy. Look he's black. Look look at him dance.
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beccabootie 1 year ago
My late husband pointed out to a new neighbor where the Black family lived. In response he got a heated tirade about racism. He just shrugged and walked away. A few days later a sheepish new neighbor came to apologize. The black family's last name was Black.
Jasmijn 1 year ago
Not racist, but I once had a culturally insensitive experience: I live in the Netherlands, and I mentioned to someone that I’m originally from Romania, to which they laughed and said “yeah right”. I asked what was so funny and they replied: “it’s a made up place!” Apparently they thought it was a fictional place due to the association with vampires and Count Dracula. I had to prove to them using Google that Romania is a real country.
Thanos'Fingers 1 year ago
Were you talking to an American visiting the Netherlands, or do other countries have people as dumb as us? Dang it, and that's the last thing we were the best at too
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Carla Phillips 1 year ago
Usually when someone says, this isn't racist, they are about to say something racist. This one wasn't and I can imagine her being uncomfortable every time he said it, then he told her it was their names, and she laughed till her cheeks hurt
Id row 1 year ago
My friend introduced me to one her her friends. She introduced him as Black. Yes, he was black. But I'm just meeting this guy, and I want to hear what he refers to himself as because there's no way I'm calling this black guy Black right out of the gate. So I introduced myself and said my name and went to shake his hand. Turns out Black is his last name and that's what he went by. But my god, was that uncomfortable for a minute, lol.
Thanos'Fingers 1 year ago
I knew a dude whose name was "Coffee Black", spelled like I couldn't recall if I was the one who named him. And yes, he was as black as black coffee.
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zovjraar me 1 year ago
i talk about my black babies sometimes.... they're cats. i have black cats, and i call cats babies.
Kay hooton 1 year ago
I was a 6 foot tall teenage girl, a new girl came to my school and asked why I was called Short when I was so tall. I asked her why she was called Green when she was black.
Sam Cook 1 year ago
When I was very young, I had learned about immigrants for the first time, and I went to Walmart with my dad later in the day. I looked around, saw people of color, looked at my dad, and blurted out, "Wow, it must be immigrant night!" My dad immediately told me not to say that, and it fortunately seemed no one else had heard it. I still cringe at that sometimes, but I also laugh at it.
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Cooking Panda 1 year ago (edited)
This is worse than my husband who asked me the other day "how old are you?" 😩
Sand Ers 1 year ago
I can remember the month and the day, but have the damnedest time remembering the year. I think that scores me points…
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S Bow 1 year ago
My spouse is an engineer and he would never be this oblivious
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So what is ASPD? Healthline defines it as “a mental health condition involving longstanding patterns of manipulation and disregard for others.” Adding that those with ASPD often “don’t care if they break the law. They may lie and place others at risk without feeling any remorse.”
Science Direct notes “affected individuals may use an alias instead of their real name, and do anything they wish in order to achieve money, power, or sex. Their impulses do not allow for planning ahead or considering the consequences of their actions, as well as the safety of others and themselves." Click here for more Bored Panda mental health content.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 year ago
If that was possible, the darned sky would look like the rapture was occurring and the a-holes were going in the wrong direction.
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If that was me a s a child, I would’ve been leaving a trail of bodies in my wake, the bodies of all the a******s I ran into way too early in life. Never stoped running into a******s in my life, so if the power happened to be lifelong, instead of limited to childhood, that body count would be enormous by now.
Nikole 1 year ago
Amen. I’m up to ten nose to the floor push-ups now, in case the super powers don’t kick in.
Load More Replies... G A 1 year ago
I wish I has those powers now. Quite a few f@ckers would fly out of windows, and they wouldn't necessarily be open....
Thomas Ewing 1 year ago
Life may not always be fair, but we have judgement to make corrections.
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Trophy Husband 1 year ago
My move would be to a custom built house on a large piece of land, I won't be able to see my neighbors, so it won't truly be a neighborhood...
Trophy Husband 1 year ago
Is it sad, or forward thinking, that the entire house is designed out in my head down to every last detail? Only time will tell...
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Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Depending on where you live, winning the lottery might not be enough to achieve this any more...
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Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
He still won though, snagging a day off when it was unexpected (considering all other necessary hours are clocked)
The Cambridge Dictionary describes a “social butterfly” as someone who “likes to attend parties and other social events, often not having serious relationships with other people.” While the Urban Dictionary definition of “anti-social butterfly” is: “a term that is used when a social butterfly has been put into enough situations or trauma to become anti-social. This means they want to be social but feel like they can't or shouldn't for several reasons.”
The same site describes itself aka "urban dictionary" as "a place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have." And we felt that was important to note since all these terms can get a bit confusing.
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Karina 1 year ago
Jennifer SloWpes is adorable. No wonder she wont listen to being called "turtle".
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Especially since she's a tortoise and she's like "how DARE you!" XD
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chrnh@metrocast.net 1 year ago
I never got any birds but the seeds that were dropped from my feeder produced a couple of sunflowers!
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
All mine produced was weeds.
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Deborah B 1 year ago
When I was 4, I helped my grandad plant beans, and I watched them sprout with great interest, and learn how they would lots of beans for us to eat. I made the entirely natural leap that this meant my jellybeans would grow into jellybean plants. Why wouldn't they? They were even called beans, and came in a little plastic bag the same size as Grandad's seed packet. Anyway, I was one disappointed 4 year old, and I felt very aggrieved at Grandad when I found out I'd wasted my jellybeans.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
That's a shame. I think it was a Bored Panda story, years ago, that a little boy was on the bus with his dad, eating a beef-burger. The boy was seen picking the seeds off the burger bun and putting them in his pocket. He was going to take them home and plant them to grow burgers.
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Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
Back in the medieval time, people did believe if you leave old rags and a bit of food leftovers, rats will be spawned out of them.
joann fielding 1 year ago
When I was a kid, I was convinced that trees created the wind by flapping their branches up and down. I mean, every time the trees move, it's windy! Pretty solid argument for an 8 year old. Haha
Nikki Gross 1 year ago (edited)
I had bigger and better sunflowers with the bird seed then actually buying a pack of sunflower seeds and planting them.
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
Mum told me as a child we weren’t allowed to eat in the bedrooms because crumbs would mean we got mice. I was therefore convinced that crumbs turned into mice overnight….
Nikole 1 year ago
Someone clearly sold you squirrel seeds instead. I’d demand a refund.
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BrunoVI 1 year ago
THIS WAS AN ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT! Yes, incompetently "following the science" once led people to conclude that mice were born of rice.
Laserleader 1 year ago
That's why science is so grand, it keeps adding more information each time the experiment is done, until everyone always has the same conclusion through time and space and species, even if the first tests and conclusions were incredibly wrong
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Hope-Diana 1 year ago
When I was young (like 1980) I'd hear my dad and his friends say "b.s." in conversation so eventually I asked what b.s. meant. After the guys finished laughing at Dad, he calmly said "bacon and sausage." Weeks or months later my family went our for breakfast buffet and I announced loudly and proudly that I was going to get "a whole bunch of b.s.!"
Mary Peace 1 year ago
That's why it's a good idea to be careful what you say in front of kids! Obviously they're going to want to know, and copy what they hear. Wasn't your fault.
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Asmodeus Hare 1 year ago
Dated a girl when I was younger. She had at the time a 10 year old sister that would get me to play tea party while waiting on "Julia" on dates. Well we broke up when I found Julia kissing a football player behind the bleachers. I was bringing over everything she left at my place and her sister came up to ask me for tea. I accepted to Julia's discomfort. Her parents thought it was hilarious that I told her "our relationship ended.. my friendship with your sister hasn't" and her parents kept inviting me for a while to tea parties. XD
The next time someone calls you "antisocial", you have every right to correct them. And feel free to school them with some of the terms you've read about today. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to be around people. Or not liking them. Sometimes. But if you, or someone you know, might have ASPD, reach out to a qualified mental health professional.
What's your definition of antisocial butterfly? Are you one? Let us know in the comments.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
I literally have to do the math if someone asks me how old I am. 54 i think. No guarantees
B Hobbs 1 year ago (edited)
Some kid asks me my age, I tell 'em, "Born 1955, you do the math. You'll be dealing with some pretty big numbers, you might want to book some time on a super computer."
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Laserleader 1 year ago
I live with that condition, so when everyone else got it during quarantine, I just sat and laughed and laughed saying "welcome to my world, where the points have no meaning and time is an illusion"
Load More Replies... David 1 year ago
then comes the day when they look at you and don't even ask for ID because you are obviously way past 21.
Jenna Kay 1 year ago
The last time someone asked to see my ID, I literally looked at them and said "I'm a grandma, really?" It's just so inconvenient to have to pull your ID out of your wallet!
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Sharkbait1313 1 year ago (edited)
Lmao! Been there. When the cashier asked how old I was I said 30, and after a moment of thought I said in a horrified way "NO WAIT! S**t i'm 34!"
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Bettye McKee 1 year ago
I hope you took note of the determination involved. Be nice to your cat. You don't want that determination turned on you.
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Bob Maloogalooga 1 year ago
My in-laws do this... they have a name for it, Secret Squirrel... cuz everyone is trying to hide their (they're) nuts...
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Lily Robertson 1 year ago
If this was my pop, it would have ended up being sorted at a BBQ at our house with a whole family of new best friends.
Aleksandras Tvardauskas 1 year ago
In the background of each call you can hear the moms telling the dads what to say :D
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
This made me laugh hard enough to bother Audi! I can SO see this happening!
LilLemon 1 year ago
I was in a very small fender bender as a teenager and before I got out of the car to talk to the other driver, I called my dad to ask him what to do.
Sharkbait1313 1 year ago (edited)
Exactly! I would go into hiding. When I got into a fender bender as a teen I was terrified to tell him. As I recall he screamed into the phone " Jesus, your going to make me have to move into a f#$@ing tent!!!" Never even asked if i was ok. It makes me sad that I can't confide in or turn to him when things like this happen. I am always so jealous of people who have close, open relationships with their dads.
Load More Replies... Laserleader 1 year ago
Age alert: I was taught share insurance info after checking safety, and hope no one runs to call the cops. We didn't have cell phones so you hoped there was no nosey neighbors nearby.
Eugenia 1 year ago (edited)
A woman crashed into my parked van while I was inside waiting for my husband and reading a newspaper. She told me how sorry she was, that she would write to her insurance company because it was entirely her fault and so on. Her mom was with her in the car and agreed with her. Nobody was hurt, so we exchanged phone numbers and left. Later that night, her father called to say that I had crashed into her daughter's car in reverse leaving the parking spot. It ended in court, and since it was not possible to determine who was right the judge decided for concurrence of fault. At least in Italy, insurance companies raise the costs in case of an accident so I had to pay more money even if I had literally done nothing.
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Call 911 dummy then your parents. Parents should always tell their kids to call 911 when they have in an accident and then the parents. My kids were taught that, son called me 1 day after school he was taking a friend home. There was this little pothead hellion that passed my son on a double yellow line on a hill then hit the brakes so that my son would hit him. When I got there and saw the other car it was best up and 1 look at his Mama and I thought oh God... turned out she's a Karen. The day we went to court for the ticket which the Judge threw out the Asst Principal was in line behind us outside for a speeding ticket and told me that kid had done the same thing to him 1 day but he was able to miss him. That kids license was revoked and Mama Karen tried screaming she was gonna sue the insurance company because they denied the claim after they got the police report, all the statements and the driving records. Her beat up car wasn't fixed! HA Ha b***h!
Julia Mckinney 1 year ago
I did that! I called my dad, my friend who saw the idiot hit my right back bumper called the cops, my sister came with dad to calm him down (they thought it was my fault) and EVERYONE (including the cops and my dad) got mad at the guy who hit me (he tried to pass me on the right, on a wide 2 lane street, as I was moving to turn right) because he was so belligerent and actually used the phrase "don't you know who my father is?". So, his very expensive little car with the reverse opening hood that now looked like an upsidedown "V" needed a tow and lots of work, he got multiple tickets and almost got an "interfering with cop" ticket because he was so belligerent. I got- a cup of tea from my friend because obviously I needed one after such an ordeal, an admission that this wasn't my fault from my dad, and a sort-of warning from cop that the next time I'm carrying a cord of wood in my pick-up truck, make sure I can see better out of the back window. Oh and I got a great story/laugh.
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Paul Brown 1 year ago
Not gonna lie, when I first read it I thought they actually meant a club for people with black Jeeps. I'm an idiot! 🤣
Nimitz 1 year ago
The post ends with the rest of the group inviting him to a cookout. He seemed jazzed
Tap blast 1 year ago
On the 25th the same guy posted an apology as he was called out for some nasty things - n words - he said when he was younger. It was a long apology and he’s still invited to the cookout.
Load More Replies... Aleksandras Tvardauskas 1 year ago
Imagine the drama if the group would be called white jeep owners and the person was black with a white jeep ^^
Bret Sander 1 year ago
When I first moved to Asheville NC, the news constantly had reports such as "Black mountain man found after being lost in the forest", or Black Mountain man sought in relation to a car accident ". It took me a few months realize there is a town nearby called Black Mountain.
Onan Hag All 1 year ago
I don't get the reason for combining skin colour a car model ownership. Sounds bloody daft to me.
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
I don't find anything wrong with it, as long as it's not a hate group. It's just a silly way for people to connect. It's not anything to do with race, and has more to do with realizing you fit into this niche and wondering if there are others that fit into this niche with you. For instance, I could start a group for biracial people with blonde hair, blue eyes, and freckles. I wouldn't, lol, but the point wouldn't be to be exclusionary, it's more like "Hey, is there anyone else out there like me?" Perhaps the creator didn't know any other black Jeep owners and wondered if there were others like themselves 🤷♀️ idk, it doesn't seem that skin color really matters in the grand scheme of the group as they appear to have welcomed the person who misunderstood.
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TheReader19 1 year ago
I'm totally ashamed to say, that I'm black and I thought it was for people showing off because they have a black jeep 😭
Laserleader 1 year ago
Are we finally are over the hump of racism? A color is an object not a person, I live it.
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SmooshyFries 1 year ago
That is why I had lasik eye surgery when my kids were small! I was scared that if I had to pick them up in an emergency and I couldn't grab my glasses, how would I find them in a sea of kids! I used to be a -5.50 which means the big E at an eye test, did not exist, it was blurred into oblivion
Terry Tobias 1 year ago
The best money I ever spent! I was in the -7s and started wearing glasses in the 3rd grade. I couldn't even tell there was an eyechart! It's so nice to be able to see immediately after waking up without having to grab glasses or put in contacts.
Load More Replies... PeachPossum 1 year ago
Time Enough at Last, Season 1, Episode 8, Twilight Zone. A henpecked book lover finds himself blissfully alone with his books after a nuclear war.
Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
I remember there was a twilight zone about this. I’d be 100% screwed as well
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Remind me to befriend somebody with decent eyesight so I’m not dead if the apocalypse happens
Tom De Paul 1 year ago
Does anyone read the extant comments BEFORE commenting the exact same thing?
The Other Guest 1 year ago
I sure wish people would read the comments first so they don't say the same thing as someone else...
Load More Replies... Karina 1 year ago
They dont know about blind people? Or tactile memory? Get practicing. That what kindergarden me did every time I heard about physical limitations. Walking to kindergarden with eyes closed became so commen for me that I accidentally discovered that hunans have bat-abilitities long before it was proved. It was waaay easier that practecing having one or no legs. I was to young to consider the wheelchair as essential.
Puppy Dancing! 1 year ago
I got an inheritance, I immediately set up an eye lens replacement so I could see without glasses(-15 in both eyes). If I have surgery, I will not be scared out of my wits anymore when I wake up.
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Nota Robot 1 year ago
Optimist: half full Pessimist: half empty Me: my answer will depend on what's in the glass
Professional Bastard 1 year ago
Your opinion on a situation(pessimistic or optimistic) is based off of the events that led up to it.
#32
panther 1 year ago (edited)
The game developers need a reminder of this. I'm looking at you EA!
StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
I really miss just buying the CD/DVD game and installing it, regardless of internet. So few and far between nowadays when I look for them online :-(.
Load More Replies... Lew k 1 year ago
I used to love video games. I hate playing online. I wish there was more focus on single player games still.
CultOfBambi 1 year ago
Same! I mean, if I wanted to interact with other people I wouldn't be at home playing video games in the first place.
Load More Replies... Steve Hall 1 year ago
My parents grounded me once, I was not allowed to cross the county line. Like they were ever going to know where I was.
Evelyn Wrightsman 1 year ago
My dad told me when I was nine to stop reading, drawing, and playing video games for an hour. I didn't have any other hobbies then so I just stared at the ceiling on my bed for an hour thinking about revenge
Jennifer Johnson 1 year ago
teacher told my mom i was reading in class so my mom, the teacher and the school librarian "grounded" me from the library
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
When I was a kid, my dad would unscrew the cable from the back of the TV, when I was grounded. Silly man forgot who he was raising...I just screwed it back in, and unscrewed it when they came home, always putting it back on the channel it was on when I turned it on first, of course. 😉
#33
Kangaroo 1 year ago
But why do they need to live indoors? They have a whole outside to themselves
Load More Replies... Lou Cam 1 year ago
They seek the shelter and warmth of a cave at night time. I'm having problem with harvestmen at the moment. Angry little raisins with huge legs that fall off randomly. They have battles on my bathroom floor which isn't great when you're trying to pee at 3am.
Mary Peace 1 year ago (edited)
Sometimes I get slugs in my bathroom (less so now I have new bathroom flooring.) But often I don't switch the light on, because there's light from the hall. But one night I stepped on a slug, because I couldn't see it. I had slippers on. I tried to get it off my slipper with tissue, but slug slime is like glue so the tissue stuck to the slipper. I guess the slug got his revenge, but I really didn't mean to step on him/her!
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sadmrguna 1 year ago
Coincidentally, where ARE all the bugs this year (UK)? Wasps, bees, butterflies, there's just..... nothing.
Vessa J 1 year ago
Pretty scary to learn this as I've asked the same thing. And I live in the Midwest of the US. Oh boy. 😞
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️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 1 year ago (edited)
and then i kìll that cockroach, and another one comes. like, do you ever wonder what happened to jerry
Lester the Space Duck 1 year ago
The ones that come inside are the antisocial ones and are sick of dealing with the other bugs outside too.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
I too have the whole outside available to me. I know because I just checked the door camera.
MaryHadaLittleLamb 1 year ago
I just had to end a large wolf spider in my kitchen, because it was heading for my little girl. NOPE. NOT MY BABY. Evil little minions of Satan, every one of them.
Pandapoo 1 year ago
My sister had a wrestling death match with one last night. Sister won. She injured herself, but still won the battle.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I love reading threads of the weird sentences Duolingo teaches.
JJ 1 year ago (edited)
In the Dutch course you learn how to say that the rhinoceros is insecure about its toes (De neushoorn is onzeker over zijn tenen.) Very important stuff.
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Simona M. 1 year ago
I've been learning with Duolingo for over a year now, and I never had any weird sentences. Thinking about writing a formal complaint?
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
What language? I did Korean for a bit and that was weird, Portuguese has had some slightly odd ones, but nothing too bad with French yet (but I did skip quite a few units because I've been learning since I was little)
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Corinna Weisz 1 year ago
Bea told me 'J'ai besoin de six mois de vacances deux fois par an' and I just was like 'Same, sis.' (And for all non frenchies: I need six months of vacation two times a year.)
The Other Guest 1 year ago (edited)
The only complete sentence I remember from the Finnish course is "Mina olen viikinki" (I am a viking). I know one of the sentences in English was "The Norwegian cat is a wizard" but the only Finnish word of that particular string that I remember is "kissa" (cat). Oh, and there was one along the lines of "I am crying and the onion is laughing."
Goat express 1 year ago
My favorite in Spanish is "Tienes gatos pequeños?" Do you have small cats?
#35
Karen Ballou 1 year ago
I was always taught to wear something the person would want to see you in.
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
Exactly. My mom wore a dress my father liked to his funeral.
Load More Replies... Kelley Baltierra 1 year ago
I honestly would be fine if everyone wore colorful clothes to my funeral
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Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
True crime is not usually my vibe, but I’d listen to this podcast!
Jason 1 year ago
Between having kids and animals the theme just hits home for me
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I_need_a_nap. 1 year ago
I am listening right now, and it already sounds interesting! It’s on Spotify, if you want to find it.
james stevenson 1 year ago
That's pretty much one of the worst crimes they have across the ditch
Laserleader 1 year ago
Someone confused the Poop deck meaning (like my aunt did once on a fancy yacht.
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Kobe (she) 1 year ago
Maybe, Technically, someone is only deceased when someone is officially declared dead by a doctor. If such a person is not on board, they may have to land immediately - because perhaps they could still be saved (technically speaking). Must also have to do with legal matters, lawsuits and so on...
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
It sounds wildly sensible. Landing and taking off wastes peoples' time and costs a lot of money. Also, the corpse needs to get somewhere specific, and there's perhaps a 30 to 40% chance that it's the place the plane is supposed to go to.
Load More Replies... PeachPossum 1 year ago
How is it an emergency if *they are* already dead?
Load More Replies... XenoMurph 1 year ago
It's not up to a steward to decide death. If someone is unresponsive, get them on the ground in front of medical professionals asap. The number of times DOCTORS have declared death, and the person wakes up in the morgue is, ok quite small, but you get my point.
UKDeek 1 year ago
Most (if not all) airlines have remote access to health care professionals, usually doctors, who can talk through recognition of life extinct, and once that has occurred there is no rush any more...
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Untamed Snark 1 year ago
Unless they are standing on your bladder. Then they become solids who's mass has increased exponentially.
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Anonymous 1 year ago
My friend has a small, disabled dog who is older than her children, so when the kids were toddlers and met a dog who could walk for the first time, they ran all over their relatives' house screaming in terror. It took a while for the parents to stop laughing, collect both kids, and explain that dogs with working legs are normal and fine and that the particular small dog they were freaking out about is friendly.
Laserleader 1 year ago (edited)
2 year olds can barely speak/walk, so the concept of bones seems a bit advanced. I'm calling bs on the age, but the concept is cute.
#39
Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
I feel like having a rotten step dad that tears you down like this and gaslights you to believe you're "stupid" is possibly a factor in their struggle. OP needs a good therapist.
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XenoMurph 1 year ago
One is a breach of your terms and conditions, the other is an arrestable offence, voyeurism is illegal in many countries
Ace 1 year ago
AirBnB actually imposed a rule about this a couple of years back, such that any cameras had to be declared to any guests.
Load More Replies... Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
James Acaster: if you don't provide breakfast, it's just an AirB.
Donna Peluda 1 year ago
AirBNB needs to be banned. Residential housing is being turn in to aparthotels, encouraging speculation in areas that already had housing problems. I live in a tourist area and rentals have doubled since covid. Plus the fact that it attracts a very low value type of tourist. The stock up at the supermarkets and don't spend money in local business. AirBNB foments submerged economy and illegal and abusive work practises.
Laserleader 1 year ago
Some lady ownes over 80 houses in a population of 8000, and she turned all of them into airbnb's forcing the rental rates to double or triple, and No ONE CAN STOP HER. WE had over 800 homeless last year alone. She litterally controls the housing market, and it's disgusting.
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Lou Cam 1 year ago
I've been to a few cat shows just to pet the cats. Seriously, some of the new owners there want their cats to be socialised to being picked up by strangers. At my first show I'd had 3 cuties thrust into my hands by eager owners and had played with 2 litters of kittens. All the cats had excellent names like Sir Mattheus Roland Mcfloof too. Only £3 entry so well worth it.
Amelia Jade 1 year ago (edited)
I relate to this one! I used to take my son to soccer practice. To pass the time while he was at practice I'd play Pokemon Go as I made my way to the giant dog park across the street. Then I'd just hang out there until it was time to walk back and meet him after his practice. I don't have a dog. But it would make my day to watch happy dogs galloping around the huge space. They literally smile!
#42
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
It's also good to know the warning signs. Or, in this case, the warning sings.
Load More Replies... BrunoVI 1 year ago
Hey OP! My friend has this same problem! Your friend isn't named Stephanie Germanotta by any chance, is she?
Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
I want to hear so much more about this! I could write a paper for one of my abnormal psyche classes!
#43
Lotekguy 1 year ago
She would have, but no one showed up in court to bear witness against her.
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Osprey 1 year ago
I had a goldilocks situation recently. Im staying at my mom's and she and my aunt are staying elsewhere. My sleeping options were a futon which was too hard, mom's very old mattress which was sagging and too soft and my aunts brand new beauty rest which was super comfy. However, my aunt collects porcelain dolls and ceramic angel tchotchkes. Its super creepy in that room. I slept on the futon for two weeks till i could get someone to help me switch the mattresses. I keep the door to that room firmly closed.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
In the Looney Tunes version, Goldimouse and the Three Cats, it's mentioned afterwards that Goldimouse is "serving a sentence for breaking and entering" now.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
I don't think she broke in. I don't think the door was locked, so she opened the door and walked in.
Michael Danhauer 1 year ago
I love how Goldilocks' behavior is weird, but not the fact that three bears live in a house, eat porridge and all have their favorite furniture and proto-sleep number beds...
#44
Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
You’re a lump of soft brain tissue, piloting a bone mech that’s using meat armor.
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
Obviously the pitcher is an exoskeleton, like a lobster's shell.
The Other Guest 1 year ago
I love how pretty much any noun can become a stinging insult just by putting the word "absolute" in front of it. You absolute suitcase. He's an absolute fish tank. What an absolute tablecloth you are.
jon gilbertson 1 year ago
I wonder what the Kool-Aid man's insurance premiums were. I mean, Jesus, how many walls did he smash through unprovoked.
Sharkbait1313 1 year ago (edited)
I love these insults. I am picturing an uppity old man with a monocle 🧐
#45
G A 1 year ago
Yeah, he's not a looker, is he? Must have had something to keep them wimmin tho....!
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Nikole 1 year ago
Oh come on… He was arrested? Those women made a choice to buy him something.
OneWithRatsAndKefir 1 year ago
Yes, they made a choice, but they made a choice based on false information that the man purposefully gave them. He knew he’d get presents from each woman he was dating, so he manipulated the situation in a way that benefited him and lied about his birthday, which is fraudulent.
Load More Replies... kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
But look how happy he is. Imagine if people were generous, giving, and helpful and kind all day every day. I think we would all be as happy as he is. Minus the deceit, that part is kind of messed up.
Evelyn Wrightsman 1 year ago
I am very self aware that this is bad but I kind of want to try...
#46
jon gilbertson 1 year ago
Reminds me of that quote from Full Metal Jacket: " You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece"
Grace Skerp 1 year ago
"If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting," Star Lord, Guardian of the Galaxy.
Michael Danhauer 1 year ago
Modern art is purposely ugly at times to force the viewer to consider the inherit message in the work. It's clear that it wasn't made for the sake of beauty so it must be for another reason right? I'm not a fan of it, but I understand the point.
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
I don't understand the downvote you received. I learned exactly this in my art appreciation course.
Load More Replies... JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
I don't like shopping, or parties, or diamonds, or gold. I love dogs and cars, and just hanging out. I'm an absolute fandom nerd....from Marvel to Star Wars to Tolkien, I love it all. My favorite destination is home with my pup. But, I hate cooking...
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Cindy Brick 1 year ago
I tried speaking French in a Quebec McDonald's. The clerk looked at me with an annoyed expression and said, "Whaddya want??"
DE Ray 1 year ago
If a foreigner speaks Italian to an Italian, they're excited. If a foreigner speaks Greek to a Greek, they're overjoyed. If a foreigner speaks Chinese to the Chinese they're absolutely dumbfounded. If a foreigner speaks French to the French, they act like someone pissed on their shoes.
Vera Diblikova 1 year ago
And they are offended by bad French and don´t speak any other language except involuntary English. It is hard to be ex-pover.
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Pedantic Panda 1 year ago
The only French phrase I can say is "sorry, I don't speak French". But I have spent years perfecting the accent and it never fails to confuse them.
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
French, Spanish, and German. I'm ready if I ever get back to Europe.
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Lara Verne 1 year ago
I was at train station, waiting for my train, and there was guy and he asked me if I speak English. I said "yes" and he asked me in perfect Czech where is platform 4. Guess he was a little confused.
BK BigFish 1 year ago
You're practicing your French. They're practicing their English, because you look American.
Emie N. 1 year ago
We don't know where the OP even comes from they never said. And how does one "look" American?
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dahnb 2000 1 year ago (edited)
It wasn't perfect then. 1st time I went to Paris, I spoke French and every one switched to English. Next trip 3 years later and lots of studying when I spoke French I got French back at me!
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Mary Peace 1 year ago
I'd say I'm a smaller-than-average reader, because I'm only 5ft 1in tall. I don't read many books, but that''s a different question.
That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd 1 year ago
I've read 96 books this year! only 4 away from my goal of 100!
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
Might I suggest reading more than one at a time. I'm currently reading 7 books...
Luke Branwen 1 year ago (edited)
Is he a relative of Kayley Hinge above? Edit: I MAY BE STUPID
#49
OneWithRatsAndKefir 1 year ago
I can see how a very literal person could make that mistake, though that is a rather sweet compliment. I, too, would legitimately change my mind about going to the cinema if I couldn’t bring in my own chips and drinks.
Donna Peluda 1 year ago
I never got this thing about stuffing your face at the movies. Shut you pie hole and watch the forking movie
BrunoVI 1 year ago
When I tell people I was chaste until marriage and they ask me how, the real secret is that being kinda stupid reduces temptation.
Michael Danhauer 1 year ago (edited)
I am a completely unapologetic candy smuggler when I go to movies. I already get jacked for 15 bucks for a soda and popcorn (2 of the cheapest snacks on the planet). No way I'm paying 7 more for a half empty box of rapidly hardening gummi bears.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago (edited)
i'm definitely stupid but i don't get this one, i don't understand the upside down face emojis OR the response :(
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Thank you. I don't get it but I thought it was because a) I'm English b) I'm old c) I don't do many emojis!
Load More Replies... kelsischloe1986 1 year ago
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm pretty sure she just didn't get it. Lol
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PeachPossum 1 year ago
In the last couple of weeks, I was faced with a complex problem at work with a fast-approaching deadline. I dashed off a solution so perfect and efficient that I received a raise. Then I woke up and realized it was all a dream and the problem was still not solved. Bummer.
Mirka Magratas 1 year ago
Oh nooo! I so hate when this happens. Bummer indeed!
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Joseph Dixon 1 year ago
There is nothing more annoying than small talk during a haircut. Just cut my hair and let's get on with our lives.
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Now I'm worried that I might have to go down the rabbit hole to find out if the people who wrote the laws that allow breastfeeding in public thought to include an age restriction.
️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 1 year ago
THE WAY I OPENLY SHARPLY INHALED THE SURROUNDING OXYGEN MOLECULES💀💀
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago (edited)
Getting flashbacks to that documentary on Channel 4 where women were breastfeeding their boyfriends….
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Wait. You thought all these posts are deadass serious? Or did you think they were all meant to be funny except this one?
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Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
Especially if you’ve seen the movie before and they haven’t and you’re showing it to them
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
No. Because I have ears and can listen to the story while I take a minute to pee
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catastrophegirl 1 year ago (edited)
it was. for almost a week if i recall correctly. i still had to go in to work because my location was outside the theme parks/no security gates and people could just show up but the parks were definitely closed and my roommate, who was a costumed character, was off work. hotel staff were working massive overtime keeping people occupied since they couldn't go to the parks OR fly home. the sky over walt disney world was already a no-fly zone because of EPCOT being chock full of international program students working internships and the park/hotel guests being from all over the world. prime terror target for pissing off dozens of countries in one go.
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Joanne Hicks 1 year ago
We went to Universal Orlando the last week in September after 9/11. Most of the eating kiosks and cafes were closed. No rides were shut down. We were able do rides multiple times as we were allowed to use side entrances as there were NO lines at all. These entrances were for emergencies or employees use. We did the Men in Black ride at least six times. No crowds all day long.
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Paul Donahue 1 year ago
If you don't mind Dominos, you can pin your exact delivery point anywhere (I assume land only)
digitalin 1 year ago
Once in college I ordered pizza to class. For myself. I thought I was hilarious.
Load More Replies... XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
In my head it's like my aunties sitting around having a cuppa
Load More Replies... Bob Brooce 1 year ago
What if it was to be paid for on delivery? I'm not sure that I ever ordered a pizza for delivery, and it's been so long since I ordered any food to be delivered that I've got no idea if most *food* places will still deliver without prepayment. (I know gubhub won't, but they're not a food place.)
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ThatOneFish She/Her 1 year ago
The word HATE!? Ack! The censorship isn't enough! My eyyyyyyyeeeeees!!! My innocent eyyyyyyyyeeeeeees!
Karina 1 year ago
They ALWAYS dont know what they are talking about. Yesterday was a nowhere man- day, today im to tiered so I will go with the little piggies and find Rocky raccoon
Load More Replies... I_need_a_nap. 1 year ago
Hate and die aren’t curse words, BoredPanda. Everyone dies. You can hate someone. This is quite disappointing.
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
Don't forget the original drummer Songo who got kicked out of the band.
GhostlySnail (she/her) 1 year ago
Did BP just censor HATE? Seriously?! I can understand the reasoning with sponsors and stuff for why they censor other things but hate? That is some kindergarten level nonsense right there.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
How about the Mosquitos, from Gilligan's Island: Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Irving just didn't try hard enough to fit in.
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Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago
Kapital jeans are crazy expensive https://hansengarmentsstore.com/collections/kapital-jeans
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago
If you don't already have jeans that you can rip, go to a thrift store and buy a pair of faded jeans and take them home. Cut holes and then put them in the washer and dryer a couple of times to give it the threaded and distressed look. I've said it before, Grunge, Alternative and the Riot Grrrl movement was the best damn thing to happen to us poor kids.
StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
WTH?! It seems it's true that some peeps have more money than sense - and some with no money or sense (in general, not this specific person, if they actually) have dementia). I also don't understand peeps who buy torn jeans for stupid money! Why not just buy normal jeans at a good price and slash them yourselves??
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jon gilbertson 1 year ago
Eric Burdon and the Animals, wearing proper suits on The Ed Sullivan show. One of the best live performances I have ever seen. They had respect, and they sure as H had talent.
Donna Peluda 1 year ago
Most bands and musicians from that era respected music and respected their fans. Music was their love and they made music as a craft. Sure some became very rich but most were happy to make a living. David Gilmore nearly staved basking in France. Jimmy Page worked as a session musician and most did the local clubs 5 6 days a week.
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Svenne O'Lotta 1 year ago
JoJo Siwa definitely needs to stop trying so göddamn hard, what an annoying person
Marci Rommal 1 year ago
Just after the Eric Burdon phase came my favorite phase: T-shirts and ripped blue jeans.
Moo 1 year ago
She abuses children...she and her mother overworked a bunch of kids. A girl with a chronic illness was bleeding from her belly button and was told to put a maxi pad on it and suck it up. She made kids dance with the heat on high in a sweat suit until one passed out... she's not a great person unfortunately...(Rolling Stone is the source)
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paigeofcolors 1 year ago
It says "I am pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I'm coming over so he'll clean the apartment" I have seen that post so many times I've memorized it lol.
Armando Bencomo 1 year ago
The image of the post is obviously truncated on both sides, so it is plausible that the OP used complete words but they can't be seen.
I_need_a_nap. 1 year ago
This post isn’t formatted correctly, and it’s kinda throwing me off. Fyi, the word isn’t mate, it’s roommate.
Veronica Jean 1 year ago
Mate is slang for friend in several English speaking countries.
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Rahul Pawa 1 year ago
Bro sounds like a jackass. He did something wrong to get his truck towed. My car was towed a few times for illegal parking. It was always my dumbass fault.
Science Nerd 1 year ago (edited)
The person/store does not have to take payment in coins if it would be a undue burden on them. I’m assuming the OP is in the US.
LilLemon 1 year ago
That's true, but you can't get in legal trouble for trying to pay in all pennies unless you start threatening the staff for not taking them
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 year ago
In return, the tow truck company completely disassembles his truck and gives him all the parts.
Glix Drap 1 year ago
I've posted this before. Here in the UK - Under the Coinage Act 1971, one penny and two pence coins are legal tender only if used to pay for something that costs twenty pence or less. A bill of up to five pounds can be paid for in five pence or ten pence coins, whilst for bills up to ten pounds, twenty pence and fifty pence coins can be used.
Bisha Moten 1 year ago
Here in the US, it varies. Basically, private businesses can dictate what form of legal tender (cash) they accept. However if the location is a governmental business, or agent of the government (such as a towing agency would be), then they are legally obligated to accept any and all forms of legal tender. That includes pennies.
Load More Replies... Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
Could he get arrested for that or are the people just annoying
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Not in any of the countries that use pennies. At least in the US nobody but the government is legally obligated to accept large numbers of pennies for payment.
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