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Anti-vaxxer conspiracies have continued to spread, and because of their beliefs - so have the measles. Oregon and Washington are among eighteen states that allow families to opt-out of vaccines for viral diseases based on philosophical beliefs, which is why these areas have been the most recent hotbed for the measles outbreak. More than 50 people have been infected across Southwest Washington state and Northwest Oregon - and everyone is fed up with the anti-vaccination science deniers.

"It's an outbreak because generally, the way we define an outbreak is when you have more observed cases than expected cases. And generally with measles, the expected number is zero," Dr. Alan Melnick with Clark County Public Health told KOIN6 TV in Portland, Oregon, last week. "You know, we have a very effective vaccine for measles. Two shots are 97 percent effective. So we really shouldn't be seeing measles." Scroll down below to read some of the best comebacks to anti-vaxxers on the internet, and don't forget to upvote your favs! If you have your own funny comeback prepared - share it with us in the comment section!

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Elnathan John, a Nigerian writer and lawyer, called out American's who wanted travel bans on countries with Ebola by pointing out the current measles outbreak.

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Many anti-vaxxers use the possibility of having an autistic child as one of their debate points - but this autistic person had a counterpoint.

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Lingon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one I fully concure with. I'm autistic to and not an idiot. During my life I've been headhunted by companies, worked around the world, studied years at university, experienced things few have, been in love , had my heart broken, etc. Yet theese idiots seem to think that I would be better of dead than live my life.

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An argument for not vaccinating kids is that it's more natural and therefore healthier- well this user points out that humans created vaccines for a reason.

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Anti-vaxxers say they want to return to a simpler, more 'natural' time - well this user had some holes to poke in that theory.

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*sarcasm* Most likely because they didn't drink pure water. Of course it has nothing to do with vaccination. Why would it?

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Approximately 110 000 people died from measles in 2017 – mostly children under the age of 5 years according to the World Health Organization.

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's most likely the saddest post that I readed lately. In some countries, parents are fighting to vaccinate their children, while we do NOT want to vaccinate them because of some conspiracy theories. That's just plain stupid.

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Internet user highlights exactly how necessary vaccines are and other commenters jump in with equally valid comparisons.

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Parent brings child consent into the vaccine debate and gets shot down with the perfect answer.

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only they would care so much for the consent of the child when it comes to his freedom of religion, career plans or sexual orientation...

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This user pointed out that just because you have googled information about vaccines on the internet does not mean you know more than doctors.

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Parent in an anti-vaxxing Facebook group seeks advice against judgmental neighbors - and receives an unexpected response.

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, his children are just like funny jokes. They probably never grow old.

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Someone creates a shirt with the two most popular conspiracy theories in one place.

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Internet user fights back against debate point that vaccines cause autism with the perfect question.

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't take a lot to confuse anti-vaxxers, they're not the sharpest tools in the shed

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Anti-vaxxers try to create false equivalencies and are shut down through memes.

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Nthati
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a deep comparison, wow. Parents should just vaccinate their children.

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Anti-vaxxer tries to spread fake news and conspiracies about the side-effects of vaccines and gets fact checked.

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a new low.... The response better NOT be "Oh it comes and goes, you know everybody has a bad day sometimes" 😒

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Sue Arnold
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, that can happen with some victims of polio, who have recovered from the initial bout of polio. 20, 30 years later it can gradually recur as post polio, with the victim gradually losing mobility, until they are completely confined to a wheelchair. I'm old enough to have seen people wearing caliphers to aid their ability to be mobile. And this is now preventable, so why not vaccinate?

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so low. Not only are they spread their harmful point of view, they also are using false false proofs to fool other people. That should be punishable by law.

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's true… many anti-vaxxers lies beyond possibility

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Jhoa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...because doctors do not have the knowledge or the time to do so." Jeez. People. It's their f*****g job.

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Katchen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Their doctors do not have the knowledge”? Is her doctor Dr Nick Riviera?

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elfin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doctors study for years and keep up with current medical knowledge. What do you do? Google "germs?"

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if he was in a wheelchair, we're supposed to take his word for it that it came from a polio vaccination and not because he got the c**p beaten out of him for making stupid unfounded comments about vaccines....

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Bobbi Newell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow... In less than 100 years, we've gone from FDR being propped up with braces during all his speeches to HIDE the fact that he was crippled from polio, to this virtue-signaling idiot falsely bragging about it. We need to go back toward reality, and soon!

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Hayden Higa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh it comes and goes, you know everybody has a bad day sometimes

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Evangelist Arborist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I met a person that could not walk, but could stand. Not all paralyzed people are unable to stand up

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okpkpkp
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just how was that Polio vaccine administered, no name?

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Maria Tsocheva-Stoyanova
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So doctors haven't done their research? So how do you call 7+ years of medical education then?

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Susan Forbes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The old polio vaccine was a live vaccine, the current one is inactivated, you are not going to catch polio from it!

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Kelly Hartle
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks to Polio Plus, a program by Rotary, polio has been all but wiped out worldwide. There are pockets of it in Africa and India, where the vaccine against polio is not given out. If you had gotten your vaccine against polio, this wouldn't have been a problem.

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Chris Watson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People that have had polio, can stand up and walk. With a leg brace. Just sayin...

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Kelley Eidem
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Acute flaccid myopathy is a real thing and it occurs in vaxxinated children. The term is a substitute for polio. Defenders of vaxxines claim it's not polio, but will also admit that viruses mutate so of course the virus looks different from the polio of 65 years ago. The result is the same: PARALYSIS and it often occurs withon a day or two of the vaxx!

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Someone tried to create a shocking poster linking heroin use to vaccines, but not everyone was convinced.

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Studies have shown that 100% of breathing people died. Respiration. Don't lose your child to the air.

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Anti-vaxxer posts conspiracy about vaccines only being sold in profit scheme and gets shut down.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that is forward thinking! "Yeah Dave, we let everyone die now, but think of the profit our great great grandkids will make!"

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Someone asks for a suggestion for preventing measles other than a vaccine and another user has this 'healthy' recommendation.

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah here's a suggestion on how to protect your child from measles: f*****g get her vaccinated

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Internet users get into an illogical argument over vaccines

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never seen a polar bear in person and thus polar bears are not real. Wake up people, polar bears are clearly a myth created by the government to prevent us from going to the arctic because THAT's where they keep the UFOs.

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An educator shuts down a anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist in long, fact based post.

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Sometimes names can be confusing.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nephew's best friend is called Java. No joke. I hope that kid's surname is Script.

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Pinterest is not just for arts and crafts anymore.

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This anti-vaxxer is 'armed' and dangerous against disease apparently.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Arm everyone with a gun because apparently protecting yourself from other gunmen with guns is more peaceful than just banning guns in the first place. Sorry. Wrong post. Oh well.

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Two sides have spirited debate over vaccinations.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was another recent Bored Panda article, written by a woman who had lifelong adverse reactions to a vaccine. She's STILL pro-vaccine. Why? The disease she was vaccinated against is still worse than her vaccine related complications https://www.boredpanda.com/tetanus-diphtheria-vaccine-side-effects-guillain-bare-syndrome-anti-vaxxers/

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