The Internet Is Shutting Down Anti-Vaxxers One By One And It’s Too Entertaining To Read (22 Pics)
Whether or not to vaccinate your children has continued to be a hot button argument across discussion platforms. Famous make-up and tattoo artist Kat Von D got in hot water recently for posting on Instagram that her unborn baby would not be vaccinated.
While substantial research shows vaccines are safe and vital in disease prevention, refusal of childhood vaccines at the doctor is on the rise. It could be argued that having these famous allies has emboldened anti-vaxxer groups, whatever the reason never shy away from sharing their opinions online. When science isn't on your side it can make these arguments tricky, but as you’ll see in these examples that doesn't stop them from trying. Some people tried to embellish their medical background, while others could benefit from a class in logic.
Bored Panda shares some of the best anti-vaxxer fails below, to show you better have your proof together before coming to the internet. (Facebook cover image: MangoStar Studio l Cover image: Andriano Cz)
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Saw This On Murdered By Words And Thought It Belonged Here
Anti-Vaxxers Edgy Meme Didn't Go Quite As Planned...
Facebook Making Memes Unintentionally
Pretty sure the plague hasn't disappeared either - https://www.popsci.com/can-still-get-bubonic-plague-symptoms
Winning Gold In The Stupidity Olympics
Lying about the reason your daughter died to back up your baseless argument? Wow.
Woman Claims To Be Pediatrician With Vast Knowledge Of Vaccines, Except She's Not
“... Pumped With Aluminum Solfrate And Aborted Baby Parts And Eagle Brains...”
Wow. I wish when people are trying to sound more intelligent and learned that all the doctors, scientists and biologists, that they would learn to spell and at least take a stab at punctuation. They'd still sound ignorant, but at least it wouldn't be so painful to read their arguments.
Anti-Vaxxer Shutdown
Wife Found This At The Doctors Office Last Week. Looks Like It Fits Here
My doctor has a Facebook page, it has been fun over the years watching her eviscerate anti-vaxxers and anti-flu shot proponents with facts and logic. Some idiot came at her with the "for profit" argument about the flu shots and she gave a very detailed, itemized list of her expenses regarding flu shots and explained how she not only doesn't make a profit, some years takes a huge loss and made him look like a total dolt. She's awesome!
Let Me Explain How Nothing Is Ever A Vaccine Preventable Disease... Through My Psychic Connection With The Universe
Oh my. They probably didn't catch it and die from it because all the sane people who are vaccinated massively reduced everyone's odds of catching it. How can these people not see that, if we all gave up vaccines, these diseases would re-establish over time?!
Anti-Vaxxers Aren't Doing Their Research
Strictly speaking, Washington had his troops variolated - innoculated with a less deadly form of the smallpox virus, variola major. Soon after Washington's innoculation process Edward Jenner worked out that inoculation with the much more harmless vaccinia virus (commonly known at the time as copox) gave cross-protection with smallpox, and instituted the practice of vaccination. Washington's innoculation, whilst completely successful, was more potentially more dangerous, but it certainly helped to establish the principle of protection by innoculation. And finally - antivaccination is a totally borked notion...
Told My Story As The Child Of An Antivaxxer. This Mother Felt The Need To Defend Herself With A Lot Of Antivax Logic
MABYE the doctor's job of 'proving to her' what's in the shot would be daunting.
Anti Vaxxers Logic
I'm confused by this one. What does gender have to do with it... or the gun epidemic for that matter? Way off message.
I've found the logic behind being an anti-vaxxer bizarre. That kind of thinking, along with that of flat-Earthers is so removed from rationality that I just cant grasp it.
Tom... there are people who cannot be vaccinated such as tiny babies and people with compromised immune systems. That's why people who don't vaccinate or danger. There a danger to people like that are also a danger to the elderly. Do you get it now
My mum was an anti Vader and I therefore didn't have my childhood vaccines. In later life, I became ill and as a result have a seriously compromised immune system. Since that time, it has been necessary for me to have every vaccine possible because I catch everything so easily. Having said that, with a compromised immune system, the vaccines don't always work so coming into contact with these holier than thou anti vaxers scares me to death. They're normally the ones who think we can all benefit from them letting their ill and infectious kids mixing with us in public.
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Whistleblower Dr. Judy Mikovits - 11 Minutes That BLEW ME AWAY - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbX4cV8U77w 25 million Americans, alone, infected through vaccine labs and vaccines. 25 million!!! And antivaxxers are the problem?
Flat Earthers are not even on the same list, they are doing no harm, only to their own intelligence, and I think they do it for a laugh anyway.
A lot of flat earthers are also anti-vaxxers so they are doing harm.
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What's the latest trend? How can I be in, also?
Well, I googled 'what's the latest trend' and apparently it's 'coloured pencil nails' and 'Barbie feet'. Does that help?
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Laugh Fan, No. Didn't even help me crack a smile, but I expect that is because I left adolescence behind years ago. How about this: Whistleblower Dr. Judy Mikovits - 11 Minutes That BLEW ME AWAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZETbXCqCM
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You shallow, self-centred people make me hate this human world. You pretentious, mindless replicants suck a**e through a straw. World of faggots.
Oh, no - straws are bad for the environment. Unless you use metal ones or paper. I guess it might be easier to suck a**e through a metal straw.
you just keep flinging the insults like an idiot, don't you?
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All medicines have side effects. None barred. None. Or else, show the example. So, does an individual have the right and recourse to make their own decision about what potentially harms? Or not? You intrusive, tyrannous immitation borg, you shallow f*****g uneducated, willfully ignorant and duplicitous, flaccid whimps, you spineless, uptight, superstitious, condemning, demonising control freaks... YOU. ARE. THE. PROBLEM. Manifest. You set the agenda, based upon what? Based upon a narrative set by vested interests. Let's hear your arguments against that medicines inherently pose health threats based upon the fact that all medicines present the risk of side-effects. Any of which can be severe. Let's hear it, bandwagon skitching, float-riding faggots. Let's hear it. Or else forever shut the f**k up on this issue you f*****g lunatics.
Uh, yeah. Look at rates and severity of adverse effects. Then look at effects and rates of the diseases the vaccines* prevent. (And please for the love of God use reputable sources. PubMed is good. HealthyLivingAntiVaxx.com is not.) Be amazed at how definitely-for-real-worth-it they are for almost everyone who doesn't have a medical contraindication. * TDAP and MMR, at least, I haven't looked at others.
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I know I'll get downvotes. On this platform, that is something that I take pride in. Effective, intelligent, coherent arguments... I expect nil. Prove me wrong.
1st world people have the facility to get vaccinated on their doorstep yet they do not utilize it while in 3rd world countries, thousands of people walk miles to get their child vaccinated. irony, isnt it?
Humans need problems to occupy their minds. When they have no real problems, they make some up.
I would like this 1000 times if I could. What an apt comment!
true that @rafaella.
When I was enrolling my kids in school, I remember them requiring vaccination records before they could attend. I'm confused, have things changed in public schools or are all these anti-vaxxer's kids homeschooled?
School boards have allowed unvaccinated kids to go to public schools if they have a "religious" objection. They conveniently ignored the fact that NO religion on the planet has anything to say about vaccinations. Kids started getting sick, and it's getting worse every day. ... Doctors are taking the lead. More and more won't allow unvaccinated people in their waiting rooms. Mine won't.
With good reason too. This should really be taken up with many more Clinics and Schools.
It's not school boards. Its state law. Separation of church and state allows religious exceptions. People are using that as an excuse. A few states have closed the loophole.
Then the number of unvaccinated people will increase. Isn't that funny how it all goes in a cycle?
christian scientists and jehovah's witnesses are anti vax.
In my school, it is a legal requirement to be vaccinated or you just can’t attend any programs they host or classes. They need a form specifically printed at a doctor’s office with the signature stating that we got the vaccine and can attend. I heard some anti-vaxxers are trying to fake the documents, however. I’m pretty sure some of the anti-vaxxers attempts actually worked though, unfortunately.
In my country, where homeschooling isn't allowed, full vaccination report is mandatory, but nobody bothers to check. Public schools don't care and private ones don't want to lose the client.
easily. Exemptions that most states provide.
Those exemptions are going away, though. Hopefully the freaks will wise up eventually.
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@Crouching - Those aren't religions. They are cults.
sorry, but teresa doesn't seem to have a response button, or an understanding that all religions are cults, and stay cults, but reaching a specific number of members or getting a government endorsement, elevates them
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Just because you disagree with their beliefs doesn’t give you the right to call the names. That’s rude.
I've found the logic behind being an anti-vaxxer bizarre. That kind of thinking, along with that of flat-Earthers is so removed from rationality that I just cant grasp it.
Tom... there are people who cannot be vaccinated such as tiny babies and people with compromised immune systems. That's why people who don't vaccinate or danger. There a danger to people like that are also a danger to the elderly. Do you get it now
My mum was an anti Vader and I therefore didn't have my childhood vaccines. In later life, I became ill and as a result have a seriously compromised immune system. Since that time, it has been necessary for me to have every vaccine possible because I catch everything so easily. Having said that, with a compromised immune system, the vaccines don't always work so coming into contact with these holier than thou anti vaxers scares me to death. They're normally the ones who think we can all benefit from them letting their ill and infectious kids mixing with us in public.
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Whistleblower Dr. Judy Mikovits - 11 Minutes That BLEW ME AWAY - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbX4cV8U77w 25 million Americans, alone, infected through vaccine labs and vaccines. 25 million!!! And antivaxxers are the problem?
Flat Earthers are not even on the same list, they are doing no harm, only to their own intelligence, and I think they do it for a laugh anyway.
A lot of flat earthers are also anti-vaxxers so they are doing harm.
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What's the latest trend? How can I be in, also?
Well, I googled 'what's the latest trend' and apparently it's 'coloured pencil nails' and 'Barbie feet'. Does that help?
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Laugh Fan, No. Didn't even help me crack a smile, but I expect that is because I left adolescence behind years ago. How about this: Whistleblower Dr. Judy Mikovits - 11 Minutes That BLEW ME AWAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZETbXCqCM
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You shallow, self-centred people make me hate this human world. You pretentious, mindless replicants suck a**e through a straw. World of faggots.
Oh, no - straws are bad for the environment. Unless you use metal ones or paper. I guess it might be easier to suck a**e through a metal straw.
you just keep flinging the insults like an idiot, don't you?
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All medicines have side effects. None barred. None. Or else, show the example. So, does an individual have the right and recourse to make their own decision about what potentially harms? Or not? You intrusive, tyrannous immitation borg, you shallow f*****g uneducated, willfully ignorant and duplicitous, flaccid whimps, you spineless, uptight, superstitious, condemning, demonising control freaks... YOU. ARE. THE. PROBLEM. Manifest. You set the agenda, based upon what? Based upon a narrative set by vested interests. Let's hear your arguments against that medicines inherently pose health threats based upon the fact that all medicines present the risk of side-effects. Any of which can be severe. Let's hear it, bandwagon skitching, float-riding faggots. Let's hear it. Or else forever shut the f**k up on this issue you f*****g lunatics.
Uh, yeah. Look at rates and severity of adverse effects. Then look at effects and rates of the diseases the vaccines* prevent. (And please for the love of God use reputable sources. PubMed is good. HealthyLivingAntiVaxx.com is not.) Be amazed at how definitely-for-real-worth-it they are for almost everyone who doesn't have a medical contraindication. * TDAP and MMR, at least, I haven't looked at others.
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I know I'll get downvotes. On this platform, that is something that I take pride in. Effective, intelligent, coherent arguments... I expect nil. Prove me wrong.
1st world people have the facility to get vaccinated on their doorstep yet they do not utilize it while in 3rd world countries, thousands of people walk miles to get their child vaccinated. irony, isnt it?
Humans need problems to occupy their minds. When they have no real problems, they make some up.
I would like this 1000 times if I could. What an apt comment!
true that @rafaella.
When I was enrolling my kids in school, I remember them requiring vaccination records before they could attend. I'm confused, have things changed in public schools or are all these anti-vaxxer's kids homeschooled?
School boards have allowed unvaccinated kids to go to public schools if they have a "religious" objection. They conveniently ignored the fact that NO religion on the planet has anything to say about vaccinations. Kids started getting sick, and it's getting worse every day. ... Doctors are taking the lead. More and more won't allow unvaccinated people in their waiting rooms. Mine won't.
With good reason too. This should really be taken up with many more Clinics and Schools.
It's not school boards. Its state law. Separation of church and state allows religious exceptions. People are using that as an excuse. A few states have closed the loophole.
Then the number of unvaccinated people will increase. Isn't that funny how it all goes in a cycle?
christian scientists and jehovah's witnesses are anti vax.
In my school, it is a legal requirement to be vaccinated or you just can’t attend any programs they host or classes. They need a form specifically printed at a doctor’s office with the signature stating that we got the vaccine and can attend. I heard some anti-vaxxers are trying to fake the documents, however. I’m pretty sure some of the anti-vaxxers attempts actually worked though, unfortunately.
In my country, where homeschooling isn't allowed, full vaccination report is mandatory, but nobody bothers to check. Public schools don't care and private ones don't want to lose the client.
easily. Exemptions that most states provide.
Those exemptions are going away, though. Hopefully the freaks will wise up eventually.
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@Crouching - Those aren't religions. They are cults.
sorry, but teresa doesn't seem to have a response button, or an understanding that all religions are cults, and stay cults, but reaching a specific number of members or getting a government endorsement, elevates them
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Just because you disagree with their beliefs doesn’t give you the right to call the names. That’s rude.