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When most people purchase a home, they are thrilled to have a safe, comfortable space to return to every evening. A humble abode that they can do whatever they like with. Tear down a wall separating the kitchen and living room to make one large space? Sure! Install wood floors in the dining room and a pool in the backyard? Whatever floats your boat! Your home is yours, and it should be the coziest, most welcoming place in the world for you. 

Sometimes, however, homeowners don’t get to have the full say in how they decorate and run their homes, because HOAs might insert their input as well… An HOA, or Homeowner’s Association, is an evil group of people designed to make residents’ lives challenging– Oh, excuse me. I meant it’s “an organization in a subdivision, planned community, or condominium building that makes and enforces rules for the properties and residents”, according to Investopedia. But in reality, HOAs are notorious for implementing and enforcing outlandish rules and regulations and responding swiftly with hefty fines any time a resident refuses to comply. 

Down below, we’ve gathered some of the most annoying examples of HOAs exercising their power over residents that homeowners have shared on the Mildly Infuriating subreddit, so you can either relate to their pain or count your blessings if you live in a non-HOA area. Keep reading to also find an interview with the hosts of The HOA Show podcast to hear their thoughts on the topic.

Be sure to upvote the photos that make you want to file a complaint against these HOAs, and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever personally felt victimized by a frustrating HOA. And then if you’re interested in checking out even more HOA horror stories we’ve featured on Bored Panda before, we’ve got you covered with this article right here.

#1

Celebrating Pride Despite Our HOA Not Allowing Pride Flags. They Don’t Regulate Yard Lights Though, So... There’s Always A Loophole

Celebrating Pride Despite Our HOA Not Allowing Pride Flags. They Don’t Regulate Yard Lights Though, So... There’s Always A Loophole

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3 Owls In A Coat
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey my name is Beck :) my apartment complex doesn’t allow any kind of flags at all, so I hung up a couple cloth rainbow napkins on my patio! No one has said anything but if they do, I mean, they’re not flags, they’re napkins :)

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Dan Buckley
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Really don’t get this. Having other people say what you can or can’t do on your property, in a country where it’s all about freedom?

Eff the haters
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What you also don't get is that living in a neighborhood with an HOA is a choice you make. Not every neighborhood has one

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DancingPanda
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So pretty, better than a flag

Phil Green
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand HOAs. You bought the house and the land it sits on, whether you're a leaseholder or a freeholder, therefore, as far as I understand it, it's your castle. How can they dictate what you do to it? Do they tell you which kinds of clothes you can wear as well? I just don't understand.

Anyone-for-tea?
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nor me. HOAs are such a bizarre concept. I know we only see the worst side of them, but is there a good side??

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Vix Spiderthrust
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of those times when the workaround wound up better than the original idea

Matt Ronald Slater
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare they ban pride flags? I mean seriously, WTF?

Edgar
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the flags were banned in this neighborhood.

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Ivy la Sangrienta
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is prettier and bigger than a flag anyways.

M….
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lit my house up blue when Biden was announced the winner. I'll do it again this November when we get a new Governor. My very old nosy a-hole HOA can't say a damn thing about it either.

Pat Head
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed that the colors are in the correct order. And I like the execution.

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To gain some insight from the experts on HOAs, we reached out to the hosts of The HOA Show podcast. First, we wanted to know what inspired them to create their show. "Since its inception, this podcast has been an endeavor underwritten by Cline Agency Insurance Brokers," they told Bored Panda. "Education has always been of upmost importance for the Agency, and because we found ourselves being frequently asked the same questions by different clients, we wondered if there was a way for us to compile the information into one, easy to understand place, so that we could readily pass it along to Board Members and Community Managers. It quickly became apparent that podcasting would offer that perfect marriage of accessibility and reliability for sharing valuable information."

We also wanted to hear about some of the worst HOA stories they had ever heard. "Sadly, there are too many to list," the hosts shared. "In terms of severity, the stories are never sadder or more severe than when the actions or inactions of a Board of Directors lead to serious injury or the loss of life. We’d recommend that folks tune in to our spin-off podcast 'Love Thy Neighbor', essentially a True Crime Mini-Series on Community Associations. We have four episodes already out that detail some of the worst moments of a Community Association’s life. Warning, they can get pretty dark."

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    #2

    The Hoa In My Friend’s Neighborhood Recently Threatened Her Neighbors With A Fine If They Didn’t Hide Their Trash Cans. They’ve Been In The Same Spot For Over A Decade

    The Hoa In My Friend’s Neighborhood Recently Threatened Her Neighbors With A Fine If They Didn’t Hide Their Trash Cans. They’ve Been In The Same Spot For Over A Decade

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All it needs now is a touch of pink paint 😁

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challenge accepted and fulfilled

    Moloch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malicious compliance at its finest!!

    Markus Weiler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right from the middlefinger college - genious .i..

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah. My kind of neighbors!! Rock on!

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    We also asked the hosts if they think HOAs are overall a negative or positive thing. "Community Associations have the opportunity to be one of the most positive experiences that people can be a part of," they told Bored Panda. "Human beings are communal by nature. We seek and crave strong communities. And when you have a group of wonderful people, all volunteering their time on behalf of the community, with the main intention of making their community stronger and better, then you have a winning recipe for a positive experience. But those volunteers must be putting the needs of the community above their own. We call this Fiduciary Duty." 

    "When you have Board Members, Volunteers, or just members of a community that place their own needs above those of the community, that’s when you’re most likely to have a negative experience," the hosts explained. "When personal agendas and vendettas are the motivating factors behind people’s involvement and decisions, you’ll inevitably foster a feeling of hostility and resentment from those folks who are harmed or simply left out by the clearly selfish choices of those few individuals."

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    #3

    HOA Violates Your Property Rights

    HOA Violates Your Property Rights

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tell her that her breathing is a disturbance and must be stopped, effective immediately

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s especially hilarious that this happens in the land of the free, where they have guns to protect them from their own government, yet Karen can forbid you from drying your clothes on a line.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOAs are voluntary, no one forces you into them, nice try though

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    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is reason #1 for us to not to even consider a place with any HOA. Don't tell me I can't hang a Pride Flag or my Tribal Flag. These things are insane, the HOAs.

    Kitty Purry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like a person would be out of their darn mind to want to join the "Karen Club."

    Autumn Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness I live in Australia. HOA is an abomination to everyone who owns their own home.

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most neighborhoods in the U.S. don’t have an HOA. You know, before you buy a house, whether it’s an HOA neighborhood, so you choose to be part of one. I would never be part of one, personally.

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    Babsywabs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! That is why we will never, ever live in an HOA neighborhood.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post sums up my confusion with this thread. These don’t exist in Australia. There are grounds for protesting unreasonable modifications to a house but by and large, it’s your place do what you want

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have to sign up to their idiot charter, or do they just dictate what you can and can't do? I don't get it at all. We don't have such things where we live.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many new neighborhoods have an HOA, usually set up by builder b/c the town doesn't want the new neighborhood to bring property values down, so the builder sets up an HOA. If you want to buy a house in the new neighborhood, you have to agree to the HOA. We just moved and our new neighborhood has an HOA. We love the house, love the area but the HOA is a drag. You can't change the landscaping in the front yard w/o their written approval and submitting a form for approval costs $25.

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't understand it either, I would never buy a house that has a HOA involved.....Now I live in a condo, and we have an HOA, but they don't act like this...

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    Lastly, the podcast hosts shared, "Over the course of producing this podcast, one of the things we’ve been so grateful for are all the guest experts who have participated in these podcast conversations. Without exception, all the experts who have donated their time are considered by the industry to be exceptionally qualified and experienced in their respective fields. Their guidance and expertise have undoubtedly helped thousands of communities."

    If you'd like to hear more HOA stories, be sure to check out The HOA Show right here.

    #4

    A Local HOA Karen Forced A Father To Tear Down His Kids’ Recently Built Tree House

    A Local HOA Karen Forced A Father To Tear Down His Kids’ Recently Built Tree House

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you go, Dave! Rub it in her stuck-up, snobby face

    Harley Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so sad I love it when ppl r building / playing with their kids outside or something! They learn a lot of useful skills and it’s a lot more fun than re runs of SpongeBob

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly Dave, now you’ll get an HOA letter to take down your letter.about putting up letters

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how polite this is, I would have been a lot more snarky lol

    Sharon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she filed about someone posting unauthorized signs too

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have been so nice. I would have at least said Dear Karen.

    Bianca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people 🙄 sorry Dave that sux.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one passes me off there kids leave them alone I would sell move anywhere on earth besides this insanity. It's telling I have bipolar disorder

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so sad and infuriating .

    peruchipac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be in Canada: this was way toooooo nice.

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    #5

    Head Of Hoa Lives Across From This Guy And Was Giving Him A Hard Time About The Appearance Of His House. So He Painted His House Pepto Pink Out Of Spite

    Head Of Hoa Lives Across From This Guy And Was Giving Him A Hard Time About The Appearance Of His House. So He Painted His House Pepto Pink Out Of Spite

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, we all love that good old Pepto Bismol pink.

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pantone Color if the Year 2023 ...Petty Pepto Pink!

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge is a dish best served pink.

    boredkoala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the fountain 🤣🤣🤣

    B0n3z_B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a huge house too, that can't have been cheep

    Bmo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I would too and maybe install a few dinosaur status outside too.

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    If you’re not familiar with the concept of HOAs, count your blessings. They are not inherently bad, but particularly in the United States, they have gained a reputation for implementing ridiculous regulations and charging their residents outlandish fees for simple things. There’s currently a drought happening, so your grass is dying? We don’t care, here’s a $50 fine because your lawn is unsightly. You painted your garage door light blue? That’s not an approved color. Here’s a $200 fine, and you have one month to repaint it before you are met with another fee. 

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    In theory, HOAs ensure that a neighborhood is neat and tidy and that residents have somewhere to go to voice their complaints, but in practice, they tend to cause more issues than they solve. It’s great to have an organization in place to decorate the neighborhood with lights during the holidays and host community parties at the neighborhood pool. But is it worth the enormous fees and having to comply with strict rules? Many homeowners would say, “Absolutely not.”  

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    #6

    Thank You All For Your Prayers. The Hoa Sprayed Toxic Chemicals In The Backyard Causing Severe Tremoring, Hypersalivation, And Neurological Problems

    Thank You All For Your Prayers. The Hoa Sprayed Toxic Chemicals In The Backyard Causing Severe Tremoring, Hypersalivation, And Neurological Problems

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    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be getting a lawyer so fast. You don't mess with my baby!

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw with my dog, they will have to use dental records to identify them

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    Sharon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In your yard!? Without your permission!? Knowing you have a dog!? Sounds like endangerment, talk to a lawyer. Like...really man...In YOUR yard!!! Edit: down vote is for your HOA. Hope your baby is ok now. Had a neighbor feed my puppy strichnine when she was a few months old. Vet had to give her more than 3 muscle relaxant shots so she wouldn't suffocate during her continuous seizures. She recovered her health but she never grew up mentally. We had a rough collie who was a 6 month old puppy till she died.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry! Did you sue the person? That is so wrong! She will eventually pay for her purely evil act.

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    ZombieGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would slash some tires and punch some faces

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll slash some faces and punch some tires :) (jk but only a little)

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    Melissa Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd sue for medical bills and the trauma inflicted on everyone in the family.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the US. All you might be awarded is vet bills and the "replacement value" of your dog (cost of a new pup and maybe the cost for specialized training, if it was a service dog), maybe your attorney's fees, but that's all only if you win. As someone else said earlier, legally speaking, pets are chattel (personal property) and not family members, so no pain and suffering award. Not saying I agree, just explaining the way the courts would view that type of suit.

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    The crazy thing about HOAs is that although many residents don’t even support their presence, they are still required to financially support them. Just how expensive HOA fees are depends greatly on the neighborhood, city and state a homeowner lives in. But at the state level, HOAs in New York and Hawaii charge the heftiest fees, averaging between $520-570 per month. And when it comes to the state that charges the lowest HOA fees, that would be Wyoming, with an average cost of $100 per month. 

    It’s absurd to think that these homeowners are all essentially paying the cost of renting another apartment, or at least a bedroom in one, just to keep the people in charge of their neighborhood satisfied. In 2019, the average monthly HOA fee in the United States came out to $290, which was $40 more than the average monthly cost of utilities for Americans. But instead of paying for heating, water, gas and electricity, these residents were paying for someone to keep a close eye on them all and hand out fines every time a trash can was visible or an 'unsightly' car was parked on the street. 

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    #7

    Kids Are Having Fun With Friends So A Neighbor Reported To Hoa That They Must Be Running A Childcare

    Kids Are Having Fun With Friends So A Neighbor Reported To Hoa That They Must Be Running A Childcare

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    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are ppl so nosey, but out, its my life not urs.

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you willingly join an HOA, you agree to have your life micromanaged. I don't know why people move to them if they value their privacy and autonomy.

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    Kitty Purry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, some people just don't have a life.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so true. On any given weekend there can be 7 or more teenagers in my home.

    L hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adults...ugh. In took my 5 year old niece to the zoo and she was talking to another girl. her mom called her over and angrily and asked" What did that girl say to you!? Her daughter's reply? " She asked if I wanted to play" . The look of embarrassment on the womans face. All within earshot of others.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have HOAs in my country but nosy busybodies are universal...

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these complainers Larry's and Karen's need to go live in an over 55+ community that do not allow kids and they all have perfect lawns and old people.

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miserable wretches, why can't people mind their own business

    Ashley Greer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I won’t buy an HOA home. You will not tell me this stuff. It’s not my job to worry about ignorant people. I’m diabetic and maybe they would accuse me of doing drugs when I give myself an insulin injection. Nope Nope NOPE!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complain that your neighbors are operating a rumor factory in a residential zone.

    Catlover129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My HOA sent me a nastygram one day which included a picture of me feeding one of MY cats on top of my car. Kitty doesn't like the sound of the vacuum when the cleaning lady comes so he goes out front to get away. I brought him some treats while he was there. HOA told me "You are not allowed to feed stray or wild animals" on the property. OMG --- I told them this is MY cat, not wild or a stray, and I'll feed him any damn place he wants to be fed. Enough of this baloney already!

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    #8

    Neighbor's Response To Hoa's Email About Taking Down Halloween Decorations. Now It's A Christmas Decoration

    Neighbor's Response To Hoa's Email About Taking Down Halloween Decorations. Now It's A Christmas Decoration

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    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would keep that going year-round; Cupid in Feb., leprochaun in March, etc.!!!

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 Skele's that do exactly that all year! Of course I wasn't silly enough to buy a home with an HOA.

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother has horrible neighbors. She started with plastic flamingoes. Now she has a skeleton on a donkey, and another taking a bath in a tin tub.

    Ines Olabarria-Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine does that. He’s got them all year around, just changes details.

    Markus Weiler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when santa flies out of the sleigh :-)

    Asteríx Viking
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a house near that has three santas outside, they do add lights near christmas and easter they put "påskris" (dont know english word) with feathers, in midsummer they put jack daniels in their hands and one is sitting and it looks hillarius, and halloween they do out masks on them like dracula and stuff. But they have not done anything last year, but I hope they will still do this, it makes me happy to see. Edit: they have done this for at least 6 years before.

    Starhawk Hunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why’s it Halloween. There’s at least one good death celebration a month if you look!

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't personally like skeletons, but it's not my house. The skeleton person may not like my decor. I don't put purple stuff in his yard, he doesn't put skeletons in mine.

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get along well with the people who own a store in my town, GIANT skeleton on their balcony year round. He was the bring last Christmas I think they also added small animal skeletons, and gave them reindeer hats (Max, from the Grinch!) they are still there, hanging around.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't live in a neighborhood with an HoA, but a guy down the block has a very festive skelly, it's dressed for each occasion. I absolutely love it.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does this with her Christmas tree (it’s a white tree), although I think she’s doing it because that tree is hard to assemble/ take apart.

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    #9

    A Friend Of Mine Got A Complaint From Her Hoa About A Dying Shrub On Her Property

    A Friend Of Mine Got A Complaint From Her Hoa About A Dying Shrub On Her Property

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    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is mate, not brilliant, but definitely high gloss

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    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I wouldn't be upset about. That's a dead bush, why would you keep it?

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's my property and I don't need to please anyone else on my land

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect this 😂 problem solved!

    Maggie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very clever indeed. Applause

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why go through all that effort when you can just paint a middle finger (a la the trash can hider)?

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for a HOA and their thin veneer of power and value.

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    While HOAs tend to be classified as a uniquely American issue, there are actually various organizations around the globe that monitor homeowners and residents in annoyingly similar ways. In Japan, for example, there are “management associations” in place that have presidents, just like HOAs, and serve to keep an eye on condo buildings and their residents. The president and board of these management associations are responsible for setting and collecting fees from residents including a management fee, which is intended to pay for maintenance in the building, and a repair fee, which will go to major repairs in the future. And while these fees may sound like no big deal in theory, as all residents want their buildings operating smoothly, they often become problematic.    

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    #10

    My Neighbor Received A Letter From Hoa Saying His Tree Needed To Be Cut Down. This Is What He Did With The Trunk

    My Neighbor Received A Letter From Hoa Saying His Tree Needed To Be Cut Down. This Is What He Did With The Trunk

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    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't he have a tree on his lawn?

    Unaffected
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can fine you thousands of dollars if you cut a tree in Australia!

    Michelle A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These folk are savage! I aint mad! Lol!

    Cookie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make it a hand with a middle finger.

    Terry Armstrong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👌🏼👍🏼👌🏼👍🏼👌🏼👍🏼😆😆

    Markus Weiler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smart to use a pencil, you can always erase it

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    #11

    An Hoa Fined Woman $100 For Moving Her Car After A Snow Dusting Leaving Behind This Lovely Flurry Phallus

    An Hoa Fined Woman $100 For Moving Her Car After A Snow Dusting Leaving Behind This Lovely Flurry Phallus

    A few weeks ago we got a pitiful little snow that was barely really a frost. Just enough to cause a little trouble of the roads (cause any sort of weather causes troubles on the roads here), but nothing severe. So my husband and I go out, get in our cars, and leave for the work day.
     
    Awhile later (I don't remember if it was five days or a week), we get an email from the HOA saying we are being fined for something. They aren't very specific at first, but they are saying it's about the snow and our cars. We are very confused. There is not enough snow to shovel, as you will soon see.
    Finally, after a few back-and-forth emails, they simply send us a picture "describing the problem". The imprint our car left in this and somehow that's our fault.
     
    I died laughing y'all. This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of being fined for, and we flat-out told them we weren't paying. Eventually, they realized we were serious about not paying, and since there were no by-laws on the books about something like this, they dropped it.

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen 😂 so glad they dropped it - when you really think about it, humans are so weird, like we’re honestly just a bunch of animals on a floating rock in space, HOAs need to chill 😂

    George Pryor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the car left after the snow dusting, where are the tire tracks?

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was still falling, but as the car warmed up, so did the pavement, so the remaining flakes that fell covered the tracks but melted on the warm surface.

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    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So fracking rediculous. Presidents of HOA's are power hungry psychopaths.... these people seriously need to get a friggin life!

    Nathan Girard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like a fire hydrant than a sex organ, to be honest

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be embarrassed for even bringing that up.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hoa needs to get over themselves. It's ridiculous

    Martine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil is in the eye of the beholder

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    #12

    Homeowners Association Requires That This Should Be A Lawn

    Homeowners Association Requires That This Should Be A Lawn

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    Robert A Reider Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like almost every house in our griffith park neighborhood. Who has grass anymore?

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    Sharon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild bug sanctuary. Bees lives matter.

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bees, butterflies, other bugs, birds, small creatures... they all benefit. Plus, it tends to use less water, and doesn't require chemicals.

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    Lisa Conlon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me crosser than all the others, what miserable basket doesn't like the sight of flowers?

    Elin Calliel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! All lawns should be wild like this. Nature should be encouraged and prioritized.

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh! Hate that, we don't have HOAs in the U.K. (to me knowledge) but I'd be so angry if my wildflower patches caused offense to anyone... they're pretty anyway, but they're there for the bees and wildlife not the neighbours nosey eyes!

    Harley Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s wild- great for bees and everything

    phil bishop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots. We need more like this not less...

    Christianne White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I wish was able to maintain wildflowers like that, absolutely gorgeous!

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    If condo residents in Japan find a management association’s fees to be too high, they won’t want to live there in the first place. But if the fees are too low, there won’t be enough funds available to keep the building in tip-top shape. For example, the life expectancy of a condo in Japan is typically about 40 years. After that, it becomes necessary to make major updates, particularly to the plumbing. But there are currently hundreds of thousands of condos in Japan that have been around longer than 40 years and are in need of serious maintenance. Because of this, condo owners are often suddenly met with huge fees and fines, because the building has not raised enough money to cover the repairs and the jobs have become more intense after being put off.

    #13

    The Neighbors Hate Us And Went To The Hoa Because We Had Something "Poisonous" Growing In Our Backyard. Here's Our Harvest

    The Neighbors Hate Us And Went To The Hoa Because We Had Something "Poisonous" Growing In Our Backyard. Here's Our Harvest

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    George Nichols
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Line the fence with poison ivy or poison oak.

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! If they're gonna accuse OP of having "poisonous" plants, might as well prove them right!

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    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "poisonous growth" is the HOA.

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grow some monk's hood. They'll probably talk about the lovely flowers lol

    foxgirl158
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butternut squash! Yummy 😋

    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! I hope they felt like idiots when they found out.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha! No you know the neighbors do not k ow what a squash is!!!

    Shannon Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were the neighbors looking in your backyard

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nosey neighbors and HOAs should be squashed! (sorry, I'm out of my gourd this morning)

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    #14

    When The Hoa Needs To Place A Notice About Farting In The Elevator

    When The Hoa Needs To Place A Notice About Farting In The Elevator

    cigar_dude Report

    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can they tell who farted through video? Is this person making it obvious (lifting leg) or are the farts extremely loud? Either way I find it hilarious. My inner child still laughs at farts.

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing. How are they going to establish who farted?

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for a beans and broccoli party for the entire building

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm...try to fine me for farting...I'll have a doctor write up a letter saying I can't hold them in and proceed to ride that elevator like it was in a carnival.

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, we will be bankrupt if you get fined for gas

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    Kitty Purry
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely absurd! What are they going to do next? Sniff everyone's behind? I would be the type to find one of those fart prank gadgets then let the games begin!

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they think a camera will prove farting

    Tams21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know who you are? Challenge accepted.

    LapCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrance and Philip must do their “Uncle Fücker” song here

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should stick this ad below the fart notice : New Monday night class beginning next week: How Not to Wince when the One Cheek Sneak Makes You Squeek.

    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. If you know who the offenders are you send them private letters. You only post a notice like this so the Karen that made the juvenile complaint will feel heard and stop bothering you.

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    #15

    Hoa Requires Elaborate Christmas Decorations In This Neighborhood. This Resident Complied

    Hoa Requires Elaborate Christmas Decorations In This Neighborhood. This Resident Complied

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    B0n3z_B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you enforce Christmas decorations??? What if you cant afford them or you don't celebrate Christmas?

    Robert A Reider Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, realtors let you know when you buy on one of these streets. I have a buddy who bought on a quiet street in the valley. Each christmas it becomes "candy cane lane". he's literally joked if he didnt parricipate, theyd burn his house down and run him out on a rail. They are fanatics. Teams of professionals deploy to decorate anything standing still. I always wonder about jewish, muslim, buddist families on the block.

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    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Refuse, let them take it to court, counter sue on grounds of religious freedom, retire early.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. The ACLU would be able to advise them in something like this.

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    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great but is it still considered "flipping the bird" if there only three fingers and a thumb?

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t even realize it was censored until I saw your comment 😂 the heck

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How cab they require Christmas decorations? If it's in the US anyway, it's illegal to discriminate in housing. The people might not even celebrate it, ffs. I'd put horrific or obscene versions of decorations up, or the most hideous, awful colored garbage I could find

    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our town has a street like this. No matter if you celebrate the religious holiday or not, you sign an agreement at the time you purchase the house that you will decorate. It's a neighborhood attraction in a rather wealthy neighborhood.

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    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they don't allow Jewish people or Jehovah's Witnesses to live there?

    Dan Bert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the risk of someone on the HOA board going ballistic, you could put up a life sized silhouette of a Carpenter working. Next to that put a small sign saying 'He was just another Jewish Carpenter'.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to throw up some Halloween decorations and a goth Christmas tree .

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do this, and worse.

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    Another inherent problem with these management associations in Japan is that it can be hard to find anyone who is interested in running them. Most residents have no interest, which often means that the only people who do want to be in charge become a bit too power-hungry. This means that the associations are often rampant with fraud and mismanagement because there aren’t enough residents playing active roles in the organization and keeping the president and board members in check. This sounds quite familiar. I’m sure many of the photos featured on this list would have never happened had these HOA presidents and board members sought outside opinions on the matters. But they seem to have become too wrapped up in their power, and all sense of logic has flown out the window.

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    #16

    Our Hoa Illegally Gutted The Courtyard Behind Our Townhome That Contained Very Large Privacy Bushes And Protected Cypress Trees

    Our Hoa Illegally Gutted The Courtyard Behind Our Townhome That Contained Very Large Privacy Bushes And Protected Cypress Trees

    worm30478 Report

    Caramello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you get the pleasant opportunity of bankrupting the HOA 😏

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then deal with an increase of their monthly fees :(

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    Sharon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report, report, report to your local arborist or whoever looks out for cypress trees. Make them PAY and even better, replant. You must have pictures if they don't remember...

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lawyer, but I think the trouble with "make them pay" is that you get an extra assessment to pay for unforeseen costs. The HOA's money is yours.

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    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What were they thinking?! This looks devastating and I don't even know what it looked like before.

    Crzwaco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooo someone (HOA) does not know of: Tree law! Please get a lawyer that handles tree law.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure the trees are protected and they could be fined for destroying them on purpose. Their main reason was because they are so nosy, no one should have any privacy in their own paid for area! Jerks!

    Notyomama
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US trees are protected. We had the whole Tuba division of the local HS marching band wreck onto our property because they were joy riding on our roller coaster type road. Their insurance company had to pay for the fence to be repaired and $1100 for every tree that got mowed down. My poor cow was so traumatized that she wouldn't come out from the back of the pasture for a week.

    mrsmir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joyriding tuba section of the high school marching band. 😂😂😂😂

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    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me mom’s friend had this done to their place shortly after they bought their house, but it was a developer, not an HOA. They had to pay to find appropriately sized trees and replant them.

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    #17

    $50 Fine From Hoa For Having A Dead Lawn (It's Rock) And/Or Excessive Weeds (None)

    $50 Fine From Hoa For Having A Dead Lawn (It's Rock) And/Or Excessive Weeds (None)

    socialpronk Report

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they told them to shove their insane fine straight up their azzes!

    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demand that they set flags to indicate all weeds and dead grass.

    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if one does not pay?

    NamiKoa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some parts of Germany they're prohibiting pure rock gardens - though where I live you still see many of them. I'd personally go with the wild flowers any day, they are great for insects, don't heat up as much as rocks and basically take care of themselves while looking lovely.

    Terry Armstrong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridiculous!! I'd be sending them a bill in advance of projected labour costs to comply with this....

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it basically has no lawn, thus the "dead lawn".

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    #18

    Hoa: Done

    Hoa: Done

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    B0n3z_B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk at your own risk? B***h what do you want me to do, fly??

    NY Redneck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you did, they would probably fine you for flying to low or be accused of looking into some Karen's window

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    Romek Vili
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...also, walking on grass is probihited

    Ralph Watkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's uneven? Come to PA where tree roots have lifted sections of sidewalk up nearly a foot.

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Or on my street were we just don't have sidewalks in some places.

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    Sharon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk on the grass. Right?

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...ESH? I mean "uneven sidewalk", f**king lift your feet.

    Katrina Wysocki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be able to fine the HOA for that since the probably fine you for stupid s**t.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know that if the sidewalk was part of someone's property, they'd be harassed and fined endlessly by the HOA gill it was fixed. Funny how when it's reversed the HOA goes for the cheapest, and laziest options.

    K. Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s funny as if this sidewalk was on someone’s personal property the HOA would have made them fix it

    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were a path owned by a resident, the HOA would never have accepted this as a solution.

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    So if HOAs are charging exorbitant fees to millions of people around the world, you might be wondering where all of this money is going. Well, according to Quicken Loans, HOA fees cover a variety of things including amenities like neighborhood pools and community clubhouses, municipal services like trash removal and neighborhood security, maintenance and repairs, and a reserve fund kept for any unexpected emergencies. For example, the reserve fund should cover the cost if a natural disaster like a hurricane knocks over a huge tree and leaves it blocking the road in the entrance of the neighborhood. What is interesting, though, is that not all HOA communities have amenities. I can understand some of these costs, but if your neighborhood does not have a pool, a security guard, or any grass and trees that aren’t on private property, I sure hope you are not paying HOA fees.      

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    #19

    A Friend’s Hoa Sent Letter Requesting Kids Only Play In Park, Not In Yards

    A Friend’s Hoa Sent Letter Requesting Kids Only Play In Park, Not In Yards

    Simple_Silver_6394 Report

    Angela Kelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My yard would have a For Sale sign in it by the next day. Let kids be kids!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I greatly prefer listening to noise coming from children over the noise that comes out of Home Owners Associations.

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the HOA there made up of the most obnoxious people who don't know how children work?

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American ‘perfect neighbourhood’ b******t HOAs are supposed to protect us basically anti children (or people really). They just want a movie set or something

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …JFC. I rented a basement suite in a house next to an elementary school a couple years ago - my bedroom window literally looked into the playground. I knew what I was signing up for, lots of kids screaming and playing and making noise during the day, sometimes before 9:00am, but I couldn’t afford anything better and did my best to make it work. It was loud but I was just fine! Sometimes cheered me up a bit to hear happy kids being goofy and having fun :) if you don’t like the sound of children playing that sucks. If you can afford to live elsewhere and complain about such mundane things like children playing, you’re probably not used to “just dealing with it” and I don’t feel bad for you.

    Pretty Pink Sky Photography
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t playing in their own yard closer to home than playing in the park?

    mrsmir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And access to restrooms and food? Like you can’t get that at home? Lol

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    Nadine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We live in a pretty expensive development with high HOA fees. Lots of older people with grandchildren. The kids play right behind our condos and no one complains. They can play in any of the areas.

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay cool. Like move here, it's a great neighborhood. Tons of nice families. But we don't wanna know your kids f*****g exist... 🤷🏼‍♀️ who is in charge of the hoa communications and marketing? Lol

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of kids playing is simply the sound of pure joy.

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to sound like an old geezer, but.... what in the heck is this world coming to that your kids can't even play in the yard....

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this seems like kids are throwing balls around parked cars and people’s windows… but as for noise, kids make noise! If they’re too loud you open your door or window and tell them to skedaddle, like a normal person.

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, seems this was mostly about baseball and they asked that homeowners "encourage" the kids to do it at the park rather than decree that kids can't play in their yards. They should have left it at that, though, rather than continue on about the loud play of children being annoying, which was unnecessary and pulled all the attention away from the legit issue.

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    #20

    Hoa Landscapers Threw In A Free Internet Trim

    Hoa Landscapers Threw In A Free Internet Trim

    artemis2k Report

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today’s episode is brought to you by the word ⭐️ litigation ⭐️

    Kara Born
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they found out the homeowner was watching unapproved (but legal) types of porn

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s legal porn it’s none of their business, approval is not needed :)

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    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣.𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It had to have taken extra force to cut those lines, therefore, I believe it was purposely done.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an accident and could happen to any contractor, assuming they didn't hire utter cowboys. My MILs gardener managed to do the same thing to her phone line (which is also for her emergency call pendant), fortunately the phone company sees this a lot and fixed it the next day and didn't even charge for it.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a HOA. It's actually not bad, we don't have people this a**l about stuff. Our real problem is the management company. We get our lawns taken care of and the company sucks. Can't cut bushes straight, will cut right down to the bushes, if something was round, it's not anymore. Their answer to this? You get what you pay for. Excuse me, you are using our money for this garbage. SMH.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a weird and unsafe way to have cables run through your house. Wouldn’t even be allowed here. Can’t fault the landscapers for not noticing this clusterf*ck.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a standard configuration where I live and I suppose there, as well. So I suspect that the landscapers very likely had seen it many times before

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    Jacob Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    97.3% sure that that is vandilism

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    #21

    My Parents Hoa Passed A Rule This Year That All Houses In The Neighborhood Must Be 35' From The Road. These Neighbors May Have To Tear Their House (Which Has Been There For 12+ Years) If They Are Not Approved For A Variance Permit

    My Parents Hoa Passed A Rule This Year That All Houses In The Neighborhood Must Be 35' From The Road. These Neighbors May Have To Tear Their House (Which Has Been There For 12+ Years) If They Are Not Approved For A Variance Permit

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is utterly ridiculous. If you’re going to make a rule like that, at least make it for future houses.

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legally that comment of yours holds water these “rules” can only be legally enforced on future property development

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    Caramello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere that the HOA had to back down over something like this because the house existed prior to the rule.

    timhood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what that sign is about. HOAs cannot create new rules like this that don't grandfather existing homes. First year law school knowledge.

    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The permit likely will be granted. Otherwise, this is a lawsuit and the takings clause in the constitution requires compensation.

    ThatG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move the road closer

    Ellen Townsend
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to grandfathering things like this?

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be covered in the Title Deed in South Africa. I can't imagine an HOA having such control. So much for freedom eh?

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the Public Notice sign says no such thing. It is a proposal to REDUCE the minimum setback from the current 35 feet down to 20 feet, probably for future construction. Therefore, the current 35-foot setback for that house easily meets the proposed standard by 15 feet, so if they want to build an addition or a Porte-cochère they will now have another 15 feet in their front yard to work with.

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've got it backwards. The house is 20' from the road; the new rule says it must be 35'. So they're holding a meeting to discuss whether this house should be allowed to exist with a reduced "front building line" despite the new rule.

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    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOAs really need to be a thing of the past. All they do is harass people.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immovable property has the name for a reason... B...y morons at the HOA... Not even civil or criminal law can be made retrospective...

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    Another problem with HOAs in the United States is that they have become almost impossible to avoid. About 75 million Americans currently live in HOA communities, and that number has only been rising over the years. So moving into an area without an aggressive HOA might be easier said than done. If you are trying to avoid the tyranny of an HOA, Deborah Goonan of Independent American Communities provides some tips. First and foremost, they recommend renting rather than buying. While owning a home is a dream of many individuals, it can actually be smarter to rent for a variety of reasons. 

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    “The combination of a mortgage payment, property taxes, insurance, home maintenance, and HOA fees can stretch your household budget to the brink. And if — or when — your homeowners, condo, or co-op association raises its regular fees or imposes a special assessment, the additional cost can break your budget,” Deborah explains. “Rather than pinching every penny to afford homeownership, rent a few years longer, pay down debts, and save more money for a down payment, retirement, or both.”

    #22

    Our Lovely Homeowner's Association Dog Park. No Shade, No Turf, Just Gravel, And Rocks

    Our Lovely Homeowner's Association Dog Park. No Shade, No Turf, Just Gravel, And Rocks

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    Fried Mermaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those people need to walk there at 12:00 barefooted so they know how paws will feel -_-

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs would rather have grass and sticks. This is like offering a bunch of horses a ball pit.

    Juliane Maxwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just sad and ridiculous. Guess they are hoping that people wil take their dogs elsewhere 😟😳

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would put a sign saying "Karen's Quarry"

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say Karen's Korner, but Karen's Quarry is much better.

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    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a prison yard.

    Daren Tan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should try walking barefoot on it...

    Steve Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My apt complexes new owners took our 3,000+sqft dog park and shrunk it down to less than 1,000sqft AND replaced the grass with astroturf!? In Florida, where mold and fungus is a huge problem. So, here we have an area that receives fecal matter and dog urine and rain along with the heat of a Florida sun. The rain washes the urine/fecal matter thru the astroturf where it sits, it the dark growing all sorts of nasty bacteria for the dogs to inhale. We've already had several cases of dogs getting sick. All the old park needed was two things, 1) Get rid of one of the entrances and install a dog park double-gate, and 2) Install a shaded bench in there. I stopped taking my dogs in there, can't wait to move.

    Shelby Minchew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because dogs just love rolling around in rocks and frolicking in shale! Potentially slicing their paws on sharp sedimentary while lounging in the non-shade! Sounds super fun.

    SmooshyFries
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose stupid idea was this? Its a c**p idea no matter whats its for- dogs, people, a playground, a parking lot- all crappy. Rocks between puppy toes, in peoples shoes, horribly noisy when cars drive on it. Epic fail

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    #23

    Hoa Cut Our Privacy Bushes In Half Without Asking

    Hoa Cut Our Privacy Bushes In Half Without Asking

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    George Nichols
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if you can file a trespassing report with the police or destruction of proerty?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my state (US), destroying someone else's trees is a legit crime that carries heavy penalties, including repayment for the value of the trees.

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    DaveR38
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll say it again - how do Americans put up with this? Our equivalent is the local council in the UK, there are busybodies here and it sometimes gets out of hand but not to this level!

    30_Helens_Agree
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully not all neighborhoods have HOAs, and some of them aren’t this ridiculous. My dad’s neighborhood has one, and their only job is to collect money from everyone in the winter to make sure their road is regularly plowed. But I truly don’t understand why anyone choose to live in a neighborhood with such obnoxiously stupid rules.

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    Phil Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stand naked in the window, waving happily to them!

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do some other stuff with my partner in front of them if you know what I mean.

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    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time string some fowling line through the bushes so it destroys their hedge trimmers.

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for the lawyers. This would have enraged me.

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Big Brother. Have to see what you're doing at all time. Everyone deserves their privacy.

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    #24

    I'm Parked On My Property And I Get A Violation. F*ck The Hoa

    I'm Parked On My Property And I Get A Violation. F*ck The Hoa

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    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't find paper less sticky?

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He parked on his own grass and they fined him? I will never buy a place that has an HOA. Never!

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, (Topeka, Kansas,) it is against city code to park your vehicle on any part of your property that isn’t paved and/or gravel. The whole city! I was once reported to code compliance for parking our cars on the grass beside our driveway so that we could pressure wash the driveway. They were only parked there for a few hours, tops. It’s ridiculous!!

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    Caramello
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find the HOA enforcer's car and cover their windshield with these stickers! Also, these come off clean with adhesive remover

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A razor takes the stickers off, alcohol or vinegar will take care of the glue :) so worth it

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    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣.𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be filing a complaint for the sticky paper left on the window. I'd say that it obstructs my view to be able to drive safely.

    Sharon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that even a legal ticket or just HOA version to p**s you off twice with one action?

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parking enforcement hired by HOA's are the WORST.

    Deborah Lavalley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if they can be charged for trespassing on private property and damage to your private property (car) to take it to a repair shop to give you estimate to remove that c**p from your vehicle.

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    Deborah also recommends seeking out an older home if you’re trying to avoid joining an HOA. She notes that as of 2018, the United States had at least 346,000 HOA-governed communities. But in 1970, there were only a mere 10,000 of them nationwide. Because of this, many older homes will not be part of a mandatory homeowner’s association area. And even if they are, Deborah says that older versions of HOAs tend to be much less strict than their younger counterparts. “Pre-1970 HOAs are more likely to be voluntary-membership associations,” she explains. “That means you don’t have to join the association and pay annual dues, unless you want to.  In contrast to mandatory HOAs, voluntary membership associations don’t have the power to impose monetary fines, and they cannot file a lien on your home and foreclose to collect unpaid fees.”

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    #25

    My Hoa Put Up Fences So We Can't Drive From Section To Section

    My Hoa Put Up Fences So We Can't Drive From Section To Section

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    PiscesMama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminiscent of a Berlin Wall check point. Not only is it bleak to look at, it’s outrageous to restrict peoples free movement.

    Sharon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... do they own the roads? If not do they have permits for those gates? If not they need to be removed. Looks like they could be a problem for emergency vehicles.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the mail carrier. The federal government is not going to put up with this.

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    blankman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my student days there was a shortcut between my apartment and the university campus - walk down a dead end street and cross the roadway there and you were on campus. Someone decided that they didn't want students doing that so they had a chain link fence erected to prevent it. But we could still squeeze past so it was tolerable. But about a week after the fence was erected it was destroyed - somebody had hooked a car up to it in the middle of the night and just tore it apart. It was never repaired/replaced. Fast forward many years and my daughter is attending the same university. Not only is there no fence but there is now a pedestrian crosswalk (with lights).

    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that solve? I'm honestly curious.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, frankly they are an eyesore.

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These HOA's have gotten drunk on their power. A bit like high school

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around here they need to stop cars using the housing estate as a shortcut and causing heavy traffic where children might be playing. I wonder if it’s something like that.

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents used to live in a retirement/vacation community that only had one way in/out. A couple of times while they lived there, the HOA said that they were gonna be doing some work on the front entrance, and it'd be torn up for up to a week. The HOA was somehow surprised when the residents who lived there full-time, like my parents, complained--apparently the HOA was convinced that A, they only had weekend residents, so closing the entrance M-F was fine, or B, if they gave ppl enough notice, the residents wouldn't have to leave the subdivision at all while the work was ongoing.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope the residents refer to this as "Checkpoint Charlie".

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    #26

    Our Hoa Installed Some Sprinklers By The Lake Last Year. Here Is One Of The Heads A Year Later That Waters The Lake Twice A Day

    Our Hoa Installed Some Sprinklers By The Lake Last Year. Here Is One Of The Heads A Year Later That Waters The Lake Twice A Day

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    Raccoon panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday, I will invent a cure for stupid. Edit: Woah… Thanks for the likes. If you’re wondering how it’s going, I actually spent some time researching intellectual deficit last night, and categorized, charted, and theorized a shared root cause of eight common variations of it. There are actually many kinds of stupid, just as there are many kinds of intelligence. No offense to anyone, but I think it’s a result of cognitive imbalance of development between paired opposite cognitive functions. In other words, the famously’ditzy social hot person’ tends to lack introspective function to compliment her social skills, for example, and this can keep her from exploring and analyzing her own behavior, which cripples her/his social ability as well. You need a healthy feedback loop between two opposite functions to make good judgements based on the data each respective function picks up.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it - what do they mean? Are they talking about a fountain or something? And what is wrong with that?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s an automatic sprinkler system that was put in to water lawns. This particular sprinkler head is now just putting water into the lake unnecessarily (watering the lake).

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    Al!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what I'm looking at. I'm missing the sprinkler head....

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    #27

    The Only Thing Worse Than A Florida Hurricane Is A Florida Home Owner's Association

    The Only Thing Worse Than A Florida Hurricane Is A Florida Home Owner's Association

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's passed, not past...they can't even do simple grammar right. They don't deserve your acknowledgement.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia is past not passed, so technically not incorrect depending on where they are from

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    '..the storm has past...'. Past what? Past careers? Past convictions? Past relationships? The word they were looking for is 'passed'.

    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that one thing when your parents tell you to do something right when you're about to do it, and then you no longer feel like doing it.

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Itching to take a red pen to this and then send it back to them.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have commented: *passed

    Dee Mendes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine was living in Florida in 2004, the year 4 hurricanes hit within 6 weeks. The entire state was sold out of chainsaws, plywood and other disaster supplies. People were coming from all over the US to volunteer with the cleanup. In the midst of all this, my friend's HOA sent a notice that they would be fined for having fallen trees in their yard

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please type what it says? I can’t read it

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that the storm has past your plywood needs to come down.

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although the note is annoying it is also a Florida Law, which means the city/county/state will also ticket people who don't live in HOAs...some people left their shutters or plywood on sooooo long after hurricane season passed. And although I did love how much darker and cooler the inside of the house was, it became an issue when ever there was a fire inside the home and emergency services couldn't get in and people had less routes for escapes which caused deaths.

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    I hope these photos are not making your blood boil and that you don't have to tiptoe around your current neighborhood for fear of an HOA fine showing up on your doorstep. Be sure to keep upvoting the photos that you find most ridiculous, and then feel free to share any personal experiences with power-hungry HOAs in the comments below. While HOAs seem to be flourishing around the world, particularly in the United States, hopefully calling them out online will eventually lead to them become a bit more relaxed. Only time will tell... But in the meantime, if you'd like to hear even more HOA horror stories, don't forget to check out this Bored Panda article next.

    #28

    Texas Couple Being Sued By Their Hoa For Feeding Ducks

    Texas Couple Being Sued By Their Hoa For Feeding Ducks

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    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly. Likely she is on a lake or pond that has basically domesticated ducks and is supporting the ecosystem. Feed the birds!

    PandaPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t feed them things that would make them sick

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    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually agree on this one, imagine all the poop everywhere.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother lives in area which serves as a duck sanctuary. I have never seen duck poop anywhere. Never.

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    George Nichols
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The HOA are just being quacks at this piont!

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom lives in an area listed as a duck sanctuary. Ducks are lovely.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is missing a lot of info. She’s been feeding for years and there are hundreds of ducks, ruining everything in the area. She’s been asked to stop or move to a pond for years, but refuses. In the end, they had no choice but to sue. This is a case where the HOA is actually being used for good.

    VodkaInMySweetTea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually understand this one. We have new neighbors who moved in and started feeding the geese and ducks. We went from 10-15 cute ducks to over 60 super loud ducks/geese who poop in my yard all day long. There is so. much. poop.

    jglod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not ducks in the photo... those are geese. And yes they poop a lot! So much that it can also cause parastie issues in the body of water.. And anybody who thinks geese are lovely clearly had not gotten chased down by violent hissing goose

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time one of them comes outside tell them to get back inside or they'll be feeding the mosquitoes. Don't go back in, then sue them for feeding the mosquitoes and spreading diseases around the neighborhood.

    Jacob Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't feed ducks bread, because they cant digest them.

    Jacob Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they can have french fries/chips(for the brits) though

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    #29

    Hoa Decides To Ruin Our Sideyard By Putting A Sidewalk Through It, Then Bursts The Water Pipes Coming To Our House

    Hoa Decides To Ruin Our Sideyard By Putting A Sidewalk Through It, Then Bursts The Water Pipes Coming To Our House

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will HOA be paying for their f*ckup? :)

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rephrase: the HOA WILL be paying for their F-U.

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    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they do this? Is this stuff legal?

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reminded of a case that was on (I think) Peoples Court. A woman is suing a driveway company because *some* driveways in her neighborhood were supposed to be torn out and redone--but not hers. They mistakenly did hers anyway. She sued them for what it would cost to get a replacement driveway. The defendants showed before and after pictures--the driveway she ended up with was longer, wider, and nicer than what she started out with, and because it was their mistake that they tore out her old driveway when they shouldn't have, they didn't even charge her for it. It turned out that the dingbat plaintiff was suing "because I always use a backup camera to get in and out of my driveway! The old driveway fit in the computerized borders! The new driveway is too wide, and doesn't fit anymore, so clearly they did something wrong, and I want them to pay to put the driveway back like it was!" Judgment for the defendant...

    Amanda Tapley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is your property they did not have a right to put that there

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also they need to pay for the cost of taking your land and the devaluation of the home for losing acreage.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they have a legal dig ticket? If not, they have to pay for repairs to fix. Turn them in.

    SGH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't u derstand this. Don't you own the property?

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means they either didn't call 811 or ignored what they were told. They will be fined for that. Aside from that, water lines should be no less than 30" deep. How on Earth did they hit the water line digging for a sidewalk?

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    #30

    Hoa Refuses To Remove Dog Waste After Months Of Payment. They Ignored Calls And Dealt With The Smell Complaint By Turning Each Doggie Station Into An Overflow

    Hoa Refuses To Remove Dog Waste After Months Of Payment. They Ignored Calls And Dealt With The Smell Complaint By Turning Each Doggie Station Into An Overflow

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    George Nichols
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find the head of the HOA and dump it all in his front yard.

    Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, contact the city. It's a public health hazard. But yeah, if that falls through, get some thick gloves, a good mask, and a burlap bag. Stuff it all in the bag, deposit bag on the HOA head's front lawn. I do not suggest then lighting said bag on fire, though. Not at all. So definitely don't do that.

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    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep.... we were constantly getting notices and fine for every tiny stray week and for the bark in our flower beds being on the sidewalk ( we lives next to a high school so there was a ton of foot traffic from teenagers walking past our home.) At one point we got a fine because an old stray cat decided to lay on our front lawn, and sadly passed away that evening. Well, we had no idea it was there because we had all gone in for the night and hadn't been out front to see it was there. Yet they let graffiti remain on the curbs for almost 6 months.... which made our neighborhood look awful. I finally wrote a stong worded letter to the president telling her that I refused to comply with any of their rediculous standards until they took care of the graffiti. It was covered the following week.

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe kids having a poop bag fight would make them do something 🤔

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a dog owner and professional dog walker I’ll say just carry your dog’s waste with until you find a bin that isn’t overflowing, like I do every single day. The HOA isn’t doing its job, but there’s no need to be a petulant child and leave such a disgusting mess.

    Cheryl Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it that they can tell everyone what they can and can't do but they don't have to abide to their own rules?? I would be fining the HOA.

    Katrina Wysocki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then dogs just aren’t gonna get curbed anymore. Sorry not sorry

    Shelby Minchew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet they would be quite to fine you if you didn't clean up free your dog! It's time they now do their part. This is ridiculous.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, wait for it... you could take it back to your house trash like everyone else instead of being a douche and adding to the problem. And don't start with the bUt I pAId

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    #31

    Hoa Recently Replaced Our House Numbers

    Hoa Recently Replaced Our House Numbers

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I live at apartment #6. My neighbour across the hall, #5, is missing the physical metal house number on their door. I came home the other day to find that maintenance had removed the physical #6 from my door and replaced it with a physical #5 - the real apartment #5 is still missing their number. It has made ordering food really awkward 😅

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA!! A $200 fine for the HOA for using the wrong font!

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charge them with trespassing and theft.

    Viki Short
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that cardboard and a black marker?

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are just there temporarily. The garden gnomes will be by some night soon and paint the numbers in lovely colors.

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    #32

    You All Enjoyed My "Handwriting" And Pink Boots Last Time. I'm Back Today After Receiving A Note From The HOA Reminding Me To Actually Finish Power Washing My Driveway

    You All Enjoyed My "Handwriting" And Pink Boots Last Time. I'm Back Today After Receiving A Note From The HOA Reminding Me To Actually Finish Power Washing My Driveway

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    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Remind" her to finish the power washing? Like, the home owner doesn't already know that she needs to finish it?

    Christianne White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your penmanship is spectacular!! My freehand is shabby compared to your power washing scroll😍

    Analee Frolic
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Every American has a right to reduce every other American's quality of life, without consequences, regardless of what legal documents they've signed in the past. Just as promises exist to be broken, other people exist for you to abuse. Forget your agreements, ruin everything you can, and sue anyone who tries to obstruct you. Though it helps, you don't actually have to have a racist scumbag millionaire father to become Donald Trump.

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    3 years ago

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    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever used a power washer before? It's not that easy to add a little mark

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    #33

    The Hoa Is Ridiculous. You Can Clearly See A Net On That Goal In The Picture They Took

    The Hoa Is Ridiculous. You Can Clearly See A Net On That Goal In The Picture They Took

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    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Circle the net, with arrows pointing to it from all sides, and send it back to them.

    readingthequibbler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We (as in my cul-de-sac) did that with the old woman who used to run the HOA, as my neighbors got a complaint about theirs not having a net even though it did. She passed a while back and we now have, honestly, the best HOA board I could think of. They're great people who put us first. Even waved a lean the old woman put on someones house because the color is a tad too bright.

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basketball goal? Now I'm not a sports ball person but that doesn't seem right.

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a 2nd net to the back side. That's probably what the idiot was looking at. lol

    Analee Frolic
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    3 years ago

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    The uncompensated volunteer Boar of Directors which you could but haven't joined, whose rules you agreed to abide by when you bought your property, should all be burned at the stake for not allowing you to do whatever you please without concern for others. Seriously… Don't they understand that as an entitled American, you're nothing but a bloviating narcissist ballon filled with nothing but moronic selfishness and the threat of lawsuits no one can afford? They should kowtow to your every idiotic whim, just like the rest of the universe.

    Jack S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever heard of over articulation? It's fine to put a few big words in your diatribe to give the "smart" edge your looking for. But don't be a pompous prick.

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    #34

    The Hoa Mounted This Sign Slanted

    The Hoa Mounted This Sign Slanted

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention Residents: Henceforth all signs will be square. No diamonds or octagons. SQUARE.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Once the HOA arrived, it was only downhill from there” :D

    Sandra Sheehan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch for children falling from the sky.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it read "Children Skiing" ?

    Marc Lauzon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it has more to do with some disgruntled employee than HOA, moreso this HOA seems to accept that children can exists.

    Pandalea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, she must be the President of the National HOA Board Directors Association. If such a thing exists (hôtel it doesn't).

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all goes downhill from here

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    #35

    Hoa Wanting Free Labor For Cleaning Up Construction Trash Home Builders Left In Our Neighborhood

    Hoa Wanting Free Labor For Cleaning Up Construction Trash Home Builders Left In Our Neighborhood

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    Kyle D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    & at 6:30am no less.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinks at the pool at 7:30 AM because it's after 5 somewhere. Shaken, not stirred.

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    Jo314129
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6:30 AM?!? On a Saturday?!?

    Angela Kelley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are serving drinks at 7:30AM poolside! Well played, HOA, well played.

    Fried Mermaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the relationship between neighbors and HOA, this doesn't sound bad. Many people volunteer to do cleanups all the time, even go places far from their places, just to help

    George Nichols
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so they're requesting child labor now?

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, no. Second of all, 6:30 on a weekend? Bahahahaha... no. Third of all, no.

    Pat Johanson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOA's were designed to be run by volunteers. Board members are volunteers. 6:30 am does seem to be a little early.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet for drinks at the pool...at 0730?!

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    #36

    Hoa Decided Behind This Bush Was A Good Place For Our House Number To Be Placed

    Hoa Decided Behind This Bush Was A Good Place For Our House Number To Be Placed

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    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course cus now they can fine you for having a bush obstructing your house number.

    SGH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouod the HOA be putting a number on your house?

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    911 regulations override anything they come up with. I bet if you call 911, they'll fine you for having a car/truck in your driveway or parked on the street and for disturbing the hood with lights and sirens.

    Analee Frolic
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Perhaps if you hadn't voted against dues increases of the last seven years, the uncompensated volunteers on your HOA Board would have had the funds to have remounted the ugly numbers on the scabrous, moldering siding behind your depressing, blasted excuse for landscaping. Or perhaps you might just move the vast, undulating field of flesh that is your narcissistic self off your hideous rotting sofa and spend the time you wasted complaining about the problem solving it. The possibilities are endless! Imagine the calories you might burn walking half a block to a schedule meeting where you could take some responsibility for something other than your recreational dissatisfaction. Dare to dream.

    #37

    Hoa: You Broke The Bylaws By Lettings Your Kids Play On The Side Of The Street

    Hoa: You Broke The Bylaws By Lettings Your Kids Play On The Side Of The Street

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a second away from punching half the HOA members on this list

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean- I don't know the setup here but shouldn't kids be playing in the yard and not the street anyway???

    Max
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly neighbourhoods are places for cars to live with their servants.

    Brian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $1,000?! For letting children be children?!

    Wilhelmina Mundell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send it back with the addition “ you can use this as toilet paper!”

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things 1) one of the great things about kids is that they're mobile, unless they have sports equipment blocking the street I don't see how this is an issue. 2) kids in the street probably have enough sense to move out of the way of cars and drivers probably have enough sense to not run over kids. (I added "probably" to both because it's unrealistic to believe there isn't someplace with kids too dumb to move and drivers to dumb to pay attention)

    Analee Frolic
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    3 years ago

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    These are the same people who will sue the HOA for $500M when a car hits one of their precious little Lords of the Flies and breaks their dirty little arm.

    Atreïdes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude tf is your problem? Why is everything you have to say so negative?

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    #38

    Hoa’s Need To Chill Out, I’m Not 100% Sure, But I Think The Hoa Blocked A Walkway To Another Neighborhood. Very Annoying

    Hoa’s Need To Chill Out, I’m Not 100% Sure, But I Think The Hoa Blocked A Walkway To Another Neighborhood. Very Annoying

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    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just walk around the sign. problem solved

    🫠Nobody pathetically🫡
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad my life isn’t Pokémon, I would not be able to pass the sign if it were

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    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP had two photos and they posted the wrong one to demonstrate the caption. Here is the other one, with the actual blocked path. blocked-63...8d-png.jpg blocked-631d9b07ea98d-png.jpg

    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this neighborhood and, yes, they are complete a$$hats.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stump rot strategically placed will take care of this in short order...

    Tracy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a password? Or none shall pass? Are squirrels free to travel?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does not look like a walkway. Looks like a path people made. If walking on someone's property that could be consider trespassing.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The after pic looks like it was taken in some sort of jungle.

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    #39

    Our Hoa Made Us Each Pay About $30 Each To Set Up Lights Around Our Neighborhood Sign (Sorry For Bad Lighting)

    Our Hoa Made Us Each Pay About $30 Each To Set Up Lights Around Our Neighborhood Sign (Sorry For Bad Lighting)

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that why you pay annual HOA dues? For things like this?

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Sorry for bad lighting” it’s ok we aren’t the HOA and you did great! :)

    Patty O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does nobody notice or know this poster Analee Frolic? Is she the Grand Karen on behalf of all the Hoa's? Seems to have a lot to say about all these pics and stories. Obviously takes herself a little too serious. Clutches my pearls, gasp.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I can see why. Look at that intricate light display! /s

    j miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask to see where in your HOA rules the members are responsible for lighting the neighborhood sign!

    Analee Frolic
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

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    It's criminal how an association of uncompensated volunteers in which you decline to participate waste the money you'd have otherwise spent on streaming professional wrestling on the general welfare. In a just world, the rules would be written down, you'd agree to them when you bought your property, and they'd all be subject to change by anyone who cared to show up at a meeting and present a reasoned argument. It’s nothing less than tragic that we can’t have such a world. Instead, we have this Kafkaesque nightmare where caring, decent people are willfully deprived of all agency in their lives by a vicious authoritarian monster, reducing such powerless model citizens to the pathetic, pointless indignity of whining about the terrible privations to which they’re subjected online, unable to act, unable to create change. Forgive me for weeping all over my keyboard. These poor abused innocents… Their cute children… Their adorable dogs… The murderous $30 twinkle lights that have destroyed their lives. The horror of it all.

    Kristen Bagan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this one is a doozey! Well done *slow clap*

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    #40

    My Hoa Put Up A Fence The Week Before I Stained Mine

    My Hoa Put Up A Fence The Week Before I Stained Mine

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    Gloria Bethallen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ops fence (green), had another fence put up around it (The shorter one), just before the op was going to clean his.

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    George Nichols
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's on your property can you just tear down the new fence?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why put up a fence when there's already another (and bigger) one there?

    Brandi Delph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP can't get to the outside of his fence to finish staining it

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they mean: “ My Hoa Put Up A Fence. The Week Before I Stained Mine”

    just me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you can see the side facing the concrete wall is unstained. It'll be a pain to stain it now.

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    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The HOA fence looks like garbage. The top rails are severely skewed where they intersect, and are fastened to the posts from the top down (which allows rainwater to intrude into the posts) This will be rickety and falling apart in no more than 5 years. The original fence would easily last 50 with occasional maintenance.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. How skinny are you?

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you only have to stain the other side. Also, why would you break your own fence with the hose for staining? Never mind I see they probably were planning on cutting the top part off to make it level? Weird.

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