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Congratulations, you've lived through toilets with threatening auras. But we can't let you go that easy, no no. Prepare yourself, it's time for intimidating animals. I'm talking about toads that look like they're about to take over the world and creepy crows turning on the chainsaw. Edgar Allan Poe would definitely approve of these pics. Scroll down, take a look at the animals with the most threatening auras, and try not to squeak!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody will ever find the portal to hell if we put this rug over it...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not "vaguely threatening". That's a very clear "I'll f*ck you up".

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Zenozenobee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet they are planing to conquer the world in Pinky and the Brain style :p

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Lucas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious - they look like they're just about to start doing a dance.

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Nether Bandit
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what they're summoning, but I'd definitely stick around to find out what it was.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do five meerkats make a pentagram? Because standing under that light, you know...

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Thunder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, lord of the merkats, lord of the darkness, rise! Rise!

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Emma Hunt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me and my four braincells discussing how I'm going to say here in roll call

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Evie Grove
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are just basking in the fake sunlight. Probably cause’ it’s cold out.

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Greg Ruth
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having just watched Alien last night I had to unsee the alien egg sack before seeing the meerkats

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Kay Funke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*valley accent* Alright girls, lets find this cheater. But first, tan!

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Icedlatte
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, we are here today to discuss how we are going to raid area 51.....

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danielw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like this every time I take the train in winter. They definitely should be moved indoors.

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José Abraham
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F**k sake! Brought them from Madagascar so f*****g cold weather!

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Bettye McKee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another recharging device plugged into a tree. I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

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Kim Lorton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sam! When will those aliens come! They said tonight! Wait! Jold hands! Here we gooooo!!!!

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James Gallegos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So here's the plan. We are stealing this thing that keeps us warm.

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Lina Sutton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We’re all standing now, bunch of j@ck@$$es, standing in a circle

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F. Monika Auger
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Time to turn around guys, or else we'll be raw on one side and burned to a crisp on the other!!!!

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Sam
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His name was Robert Paulsen! His name was Robert Paulsen!

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Kim Bush
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry but this is not cute, they're obviously cold and since they are in captivity someone should be taking care of them better

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EpicFangirl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it looks like their trying to perform some kind of ritual... meerkat cult..

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Ally Kaye
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me, you have interrupted our Satan ritual! 😒😑

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Jason Stanley
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Go time is oh-seven-twenty and...damn it, Jerry! Stop staring at the guard."

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moist.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sacrifice! sacrifice! sacrifice! sacrifice! sacrifice!

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LRevello
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suggest we form a calming circle. Think soothing thoughts.

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Victoria Allison
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to our new book club, our book for this week is; close and warm

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is scary because crows are smart. Give them time and they will figure it out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm getting used to see horses inside houses. Am I ok, doctor?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geese are the scariest birds ever! And anyone who thinks different ought to take a closer look at their teeth!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is really sad. The bread can rip their skin off eventually and leave some very rough wounds. If you are to toss the bread slices to birds, please, PLEASE rip them apart.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*important business cough. "Now, humans, in this document my secretary has summarised all the latest reasons I consider you to be c**p.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two crabs were sitting in a cafe. One of them lighted a cigar. The other one screamed: what the heck are you doing? If you smoke, you'd end up with human! P.S. One of the crappiest jokes ever.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a window next to my living room door, just happened to look over one night and saw my cat staring in at me like this! Shat myself! No idea how long he'd been there just staring at me!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously it seems too commonplace having overweight pets. I know you want to treat and spoil your pets but this is just too far and not good for the animals health.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'o...okay sir um you can take the house!... I..I'll leave the keys on the sofa. great talking to you, bye!

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