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On average, 2.9 million passengers fly every day in and out of U.S. airports. But even though air travel has become so prevalent, it remains much more mysticized than, say, driving a car or riding a train.

I guess going 550 miles per hour (885 km/h) over 30,000 feet (9,000 meters) above ground comes with its fair share of mystery.

To dispel it, Reddit user BluPillow made a post on the platform, asking: "People who work in the airline industry, what are some things you think everyone should know about flying?"

Immediately, pilots, flight attendants, and other professionals started sending in their answers. Here's what they wrote.

#1

When you experience a hard landing in bad weather it wasn't because of a lack of pilot skills but it is in fact intentional. If the runway is covered in water the airplane has to touch down hard in order to puncture the water layer and prevent aquaplaning.

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Rachel Peterson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We travel a lot and I really appreciate knowing things like this!

Persephone
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dealing with crosswinds too; they land it sideways basically. Not comfortable, but they're typically doing exactly what they need to do!

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XenoMurph
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Aqua.....plane". Just me?.. sorry.

Anta Babb
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We'll be making a water landing, but that's OK because this is a seaplane"

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Steph
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can confirm: my ex is a pilot, he‘s told me many times not to be concerned and could always predict how the landing would be like. Being the scare-shitter I am, he always had to ease me through flights with that sort of information.

Brobro McDuderson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.

Sue Hazlewood
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what is it when they slam it down in fine weather? LOL Had this landing at Jakarta years ago.

Fake Name
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Runways are supposed to have grooves for draining the rain away. I can see this happening as not every runway has them.

Anta Babb
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there will still be standing water on the runway during bouts of heavy rain. Source: I work in Ops at an airport

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Guy Mckee
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sort of, firm yes but hard no. Hard causes a small skip or bounce. That would increase landing distance. Most runways are groves to hydroplaning isn’t much of an issue unless it’s absolutely a down pour. Additionally tire pressure and modern tires play into the issue. To understand the issue it comes down to getting weight on the wheels faster to allow for brakes, thrust reversers, and drag devises such at spoilers (they help with putting more weight to the wheels than thrust reversers) to slow the aircraft.

Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah but why does ryanair slam into the ground nose first all the time

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    #2

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Flight attendant here. I think everyone should know or at least keep in mind that airline travel is difficult. You and your fellow passenger can expect to have: Stress, An altered food schedule, Lack of sleep, Swelling, Dehydration, Discomfort, Confusion trying to figure out new things, Social anxiety, Changing ambient pressure, Loud noises, Nausea, Being hot or cold, Boredom. Please remember your fellow passengers are traveling for various reasons. Hopefully it’s vacation but very frequently I run into people going to funerals, going to get medical treatments and commuting to work away from their families. Everyone has a different story and many of us are having a rough day onboard we all have the same goal. Get there quickly and safely. Including the staff. Have patience with each other and us.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for this. :-) This is also true in hospitals. We're not there to give you a spa experience, much as we'd like one, too.

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never actually said to a patient "This is a hospital, not a hotel", but I've thought it plenty of time. Our priority is to prevent death and disability, if possible, everything else has to come second.

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I was on a flight beyond lethargy and bad, very bad stomach-ache. I found the airport way more unbearable than the plane. At least the washroom was close by and I was sitting with a blanket. The airports made me walk like 2 miles to the next gate when all I wanted to do was lay down.

    onivdsrapowijap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also important to know that if you have a peanut allergy, it's okay if someone near you is eating peanuts, it won't trigger your allergies. It's the same as in any indoor building and I think with any food you're allergic to

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    Glen Ellyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be kinder than necessary. Everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. --Words I live by.

    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said! Everyone needs to remember to be kind to each other.

    rumade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crew aboard my Singapore Airlines flight back to the UK from Japan (2nd flight, 1st was Kyoto to Changi, then Changi to London) understood this so well. It was mid March 2020 and everyone was stressed, worried, and trying to get home. A month earlier I'd been kicked by a horse and still had some damage in my leg, and a crew member checked up on me when I was stretching in the vestibule. She also assembled me a meal as my gluten free request hadn't gone through when I booked last minute. So grateful 🙏

    Elizabeth Hendrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be part of the safety announcements before the flight.

    Cherries and Lace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's friend has cancer.. again. They have to fly from western Oregon to NYC every few months for specialized treatment. They try to make it as fun and vacation-like as they can, but he is almost 16 and it can be extremely hard. I hate to think about some jackwagon making that any harder

    shodokai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said... I often think the same thing about people in traffic. Not everyone is an asshat trying to douche out on their way home to veg out to porn and another argument with their SO... some folks are in dire straights and just trying to get by

    Perelandra Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So WELL SAID!! This should be on multiple plaques in airports and posted all over the airplane!

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    #3

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Former pilot here — turbulence will break your nose or your neck before it knocks the plane out of the sky. Buckle up when the light is on and take comfort in the fact that turbulence hasn’t crashed a plane since the 1970s.

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    M K Shaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU for that! I'm a nervous flyer, and this is so good to know.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flatulence on the other hand...

    Potato Puffin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your flatulence brings down a plane and breaks my nose, man I'd applaud you on the way down!!

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    Michael Rosin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you’re saying it’s crashed planes before.

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh. Try turbulence in a 4 seater single engine. 😏

    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theres an awful lot of sky to fall out of but only a few cm of space between you and another seat/passenger

    TheDivineMsM
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened in the 1970's?!?! Lol. (Yes, it's a joke)

    Laura Christine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I must be crazy in the head because I love turbulence! It puts me to sleep.

    boatpotatome
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be a very chill flyer until I binge watched Air Crash Investigations. Feel a little better now because of this post.

    Great Panda Mamu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually fly better because I'm an ACI fan. I know now what they go through when there's an incident to make sure it doesn't happen again.

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    Leigh Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was on a flight once where a very beery and belligerent man flatly refused to sit down and buckle up at turbulence warning. And serious the plane suddenly dropped, he got shot up from where he stood, banged his head on an overhead locker, knocked himself out, and his unconscious body was booted from neighbouring seats for some minutes throughout the turbulence. And do you know, I think he was used to it.

    Brobro McDuderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.

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    #4

    Before being a prick to a flight attendant, keep in mind that their actual job is to save your life in an emergency. If I'm flying and know that there are 2 people who will make it a priority to keep me alive even if I'm unconscious, I'm going to make sure I'm on their good side. Just sayin..

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    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good lesson for life in general. You get more bees with honey than you do with crap

    Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s right. On a good flight, they are just wait staff. I am emergency, they are the most important person who can save your life. Treat them with respect. Obey them.

    Monkey Spunk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had attendants be pricks but will always be polite to them, I just take their name and complain afterwards, same goes for excellent cabin crew, always drop the airline an email commending them.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my kids is head of a flight crew. He is basically trained to sacrifice his own life to protect passengers, including dealing with terrorists and mechanical emergencies. You would not believe the training they go through. It's pretty grim.

    Elsie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree if anything really happened they are not likely to save your life. They are going to be buckled in their seat also bracing for impact They are there for customer service, making money by selling items and offering credit cards. Plus there has to be someone from the company watching for arguments and customers

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do flight attendants get EMT training? I'm curious.

    LSR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one. Their ultimate goal is to get all the assholes out of the plane, especially the fuckos who do not pay attention during safety instructions and then are the ones who are a turd on the hallways, screaming and crying and possibly killing the attentive ones.

    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they aren’t pricks as well. When my sister was a baby, she threw up on the plane. My mom repeatedly pressed the call button (like, not dingdingding repeatedly, she waited between presses). Flight attendants just ignored her. One of the men she was sitting next to finally got up and chased down a flight attendant. “When someone is calling for a flight attendant, you should respond! That woman needs help!” Reportedly the flight attendant was kind of snotty about it. Like sorrrrrryyyyyyy someone on the flight needed help with a vomiting baby.

    rehanne garvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, sorry but i trained to be a flight attendant before doing my nursing and its highly unlikely a flight attended could save lives, unless they got medical professionals at the scene fasy.

    Pluto Nash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Before being a prick to a flight attendant" I agree passengers should not be pricks to the flight attendants. I also think the flight attendants should not be pricks to the passengers, but not all of them agree with that.

    Kaleena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have an issue with flight attendants cause in the post before this you got so upset with someone wanting fair pay for flight attendants. If you don't like flight attendants and don't respect them or their job or think they deserve equal pay, then stay off planes.

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    #5

    I learned that flight attendants don't get paid for the time before and after flights when doing a s**t ton of work to clean up and get people on/off, and frankly, I think that's s**tty. We would never work before clocking in, why is it okay for them?

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true of all airlines. I think I can guess which country this comes from!

    Marco Hub-Dub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just US. It happens in the EU, too. Maybe not all airlines, but definitely some.

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    Claudia Dugral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get a salary. No matter how many hours we fly. So the work before the flight and after is included in the salary. But IF we work more hours than included in the salary we get more. So it's not correct in the sense of not getting paid. And if the delays take too long we are no longer "legal" and need to go home. For safety reasons. Nobody can work 24/7.

    Niffler_13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers don't get paid for a lot of work that they do.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an unexpected medical event coming in to land in Reykjavik one time. I was unable to move and was in agony. I was trying so hard to get off the plane and get out of the crew's way, because none of them could get off the plane until I got off. I kept telling them to roll me off and get going but they wouldn't. They all stayed, being really really kind to me, and one lovely young lad stroking my back every time I had a paroxysm of pain so bad I couldn't talk. They organized to have my luggage pulled so I could get extra meds because the ones I had weren't enough. When I could finally move, one of them accompanied me to the terminal in one of the disabled transporters. I felt like such a twit, but they were just flipping kind and caring. All while not being paid a penny.

    Dave P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets' explain, this is the contract and terms their union negotiated, and has insisted on keeping as a clause for over 40 years. If the union is so insistent on this for over 40 years, maybe its a good thing and dont try to white knight a contract you probably dont understand

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flying passengers or clean up their own area. It should look better than when you sat down. I’ve seen many, many passengers who throw peanut shells on the floor, cut their toenails and leave that on the floor, we have tons of baby trash on the floor… Airline stewardess and stewardess or not there to clean up after you. If you can’t keep your s**t and your seat area clean, take a freaking bus.

    Steph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former flight manager here: it depends on the airline. All employees in my company were/are still very well paid, also overhours. But then again it‘s one of the biggest, most popular and safest airlines known worldwide.

    shodokai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so f*****g absurd and over the top greed profit skimming and should be illegal. If your job requires you to be somewhere at a specific time, doing a specific task... that's f*****g work people and it needs to be paid.

    Pudgy Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those that are paid this way usually make a very decent hourly rate for their flight time e.g.: $50*/per hour.

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    #6

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying No one is physically capable of opening the cabin door while in flight because of the aircraft pressurization. So take comfort in knowing that if a crazy person gets up and starts frantically trying to open the door in the middle of a flight, they're not going to be able to do it at all. You could sit in your seat and watch them work on it for hours and it still won't happen.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's good to know. Though to be fair I'm going to be off my face on diazepam just giggling at the crazy person

    Thomas Biorogue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the TV box said a bad guy can just open the door mid flight and jump out.

    gellert grindlewald
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the box isn't always right, sadly, or I would be going to school on a broom!

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    Autumn Artemis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one Supernatural episode haunted me for years lol.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At cruising altitude, maybe, at lower altitudes, it is likely to be entirely possible!

    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago

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    At which point it's no longer as dangerous. Just likely to get breezy.

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    Cherries and Lace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UH, if they are possed by a demon they can. Do your research about Sam and Dean Winchester thankyouverymuch.

    Naesil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they got rid of the demon already right? So we can fly in peace :)

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    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, if I see someone trying to do that, I’m going to knock them the f**k out and duct tape them to a seat.

    Frank Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think DB Cooper would beg to differ about that...

    Stephanie Trump
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn’t the passenger door. Those open inwards. The door he went out of opened outwards. If the pressure on the outside is less than then pressure on the inside, you can open an outward opening door

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    Hphizzle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wha!?!? Are you telling me the movies aren’t realistic!! How dare they!

    Tom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol Then why do the flight attendants freak out? LOL

    Axolotl King
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they still probably don't want crazy people running around yanking on doors, it would cause unnecessary stress for them and other passengers

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    Animalsrgreat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew! I always worried about that.

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    #7

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying If you checked your Dog there's about a 30% chance it's terrified before it even gets on the plane, who knows how scared it gets during the actual flight. Bag room agents will usually try to comfort a scared animal, but all we can really do is talk to it, so if you write your pet's name on their carrier it usually helps a lot. I've never seen a cat who was scared in the bag room, cats don't give a f**k.

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    M K Shaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats DO give a f**k, they just don't show it. In the wild, they are predators but also prey, so it's in their best interest to not draw attention and show weakness.

    Rebecca Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I worked as a vet tech while going through school. And I can say 💯 that cats internalize stress and hide their discomfort. If you see a cat that is showing signs of stress that usually means that the cat is in fight or flight mode and is at risk of dying to to a heart attack.

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    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I flew my cats from Australia to the USA and back. I can tell you that they were utterly terrified when we picked them up. They were covered in their own urine and feces and were just SO distressed! Broke my heart and I cried for hours over what I'd put them through. It had no long term effects on their behaviour, but I would definitely think twice before moving animals by plane.

    Bored Birgit
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats came from Ibiza to Germany by plane, and she was scared for life. Always urined and pooped in the pet carrier since then and sung the song of their people. We think she must have had a real rough flight.

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    Lav Oravaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that comment about cats... so dumb I have no words... all animals have emotions so stop with this BS about cats not giving a f**k..

    KC Nordquist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drove from Chicago to Seattle, it took a few days. I boarded my cats and asked someone to pick them up and take them to the airport. When I picked them up from the area you get them from, they were both crying so pitifully. I put them in our second bathroom and sat with them for quite a while, they were still upset. I got out and left them in the bathroom as the place was still chaos. They started crying again, I let them out. That night they cuddled up so close to me in bed I didn't move an inch, which is unusual for me as I toss and turn. Cats do indeed give a fu*k.

    Chancey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if it's possible to get a cat used to riding in a car so it doesn't freak out on a trip.

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Cats are usually freaking out and hyperventilating in cars. Weird. Poor doggos, though. But I'm glad there's people with them. I thought they got placed with the luggage and left alone for an entire flight.

    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then a lot of times they die on the flight.

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    Phil DeBlanc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we moved from the US to Europe, we had our two cats with us on the plane. They both got a kitty Xanax before the flight. One passed out and the other got out of her carrier and on my lap.

    D K
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever have to get on a flight with my two cats, I will find any way possible to have them on board, close to me, and on a mild-moderate sedative.

    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more airlines allowed carry-on pets as long as they fit under the seat.

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    Adrian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you've never owned a cat. Don't...

    Pluto Nash
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've never seen a cat who was scared in the bag room, cats don't give a f**k." Seriously? Cats are *terrified* by this sort of thing.

    MaggieWest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never do this to any pet. I don't understand people who get puppies shipped to them 🙄

    Alex the Country Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of us have to move overseas for work. Would you rather we abandon our animals for years at a time? Puppy shippers are not the majority of people flying with furbabies. The problem is lack of healthy transportation options to overseas locations. Planes and boats that allow people and pets to travel together for starters...

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    #8

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying When you are seated, buckle your damn seatbelt. I don’t want you to be paralyzed because we hit turbulence and you smacked your head on the ceiling. So much paperwork.

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    Paddling Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the paperwork that gets you every time. So just buckle up. People hate paperwork.

    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you die, it's just paperwork forever. No heaven. No hell. Just paperwork.

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    Victoria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about loosening the seatbelt? I'm legit asking this lol

    Great Panda Mamu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend is a flight attendant. She has hit the ceiling multiple times. Sometimes turbulence can come out of nowhere.

    Brobro McDuderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can guarantee you in event of a crash, if my seat mate has paralyzed himself… I will step over his body to get the heck out.

    Rosemary Moreland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that! Paperwork! I use this in my job too….nurse

    Sue Hazlewood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your fellow passengers will get pissed off waiting for you to be offloaded. LOL

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    #9

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying When a plane is landing at night, they dim the interior lights incase you need to evacuate upon landing... your eyes are already adjusted to the darkness so you'll be able to see better once outside the plane.

    bonestamp , Giuseppe Famiani Report

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought they dim the lights as a Customer service so you can watch the lights outside and the landing... naive me.

    Johnny Rodriguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same reason why pirates wore eye patches. In a fight, one eye is already adjusted to the darkness under deck where the cannons were..

    AW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds great in theory but I can totally see 200 people trying to climb over each other to get off the plane first and thus blocking the exists for ages, many getting injured in the process. by the time you get to one of the exists your eyes will be more then well adjusted to darkness

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    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, they could distribute pirate eye patches.

    Amy Sadler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evacuate, as in crap yourself?

    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean poop or get off the plane?

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so that you can see more details as you land.

    StregAnna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love that evening or night flights were done entirely with interior lights off! I like to see the illuminated silhouettes of the coasts or of the cities in the dark but, if the lights are on, the reflections on the windows do not allow you to see anything! Anyone wishing to read or do puzzles could always turn on the individual spotlight!

    King Joffrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long haul flights are usually like that. If the flight is at night, they will just serve the meal and dim the lights so people can sleep. I quite like it as well.

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    #10

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Not every landing is going to be smooth. Sometimes we purposefully land a little firmer. Just know that if it was a rough landing, the other pilot is making fun of the one who made the landing.

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    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For what reason would you "purposefully land a little firmer"?

    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a positive landing- making a deliberately firm contact with a wet runway to ensure the aircraft's wheels break through any film of water on the runway surface and the aircraft doesn't hyrdoplane.

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    Keith Hendrickson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being so low to the ground at close to stall speed gives you little or no control authority and is a very vulnerable spot. When flying through turbulence, there's a chance you could get pushed off centerline or dip a wing without having a lot of control. Lastly, when the runway is contaminated with water or ice, you don't want to hydroplane or skid. You want to make solid contact with the surface to reduce sliding. - Commercial Pilot

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water's surface tension is surprisingly strong.

    tirebiter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pilot friend told me that a bad landing can ruin your whole day, and any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

    BJames
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes the pilot is a former Navy pilot! Can't help but put it down like he's landing in a carrier every time.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I’ve only ever had one rough landing in a commercial airliner. No one was making fun of anyone. We were mostly considering ourselves lucky.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Flight Captain announced a firm landing and hard braking on the Canal Island Guernsey, because the island is so small and the runway so short. And he did. Was a bit concerned. But only a bit.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's Captain Kangaroo's excuse then! Never put it down first time if you can hop it along the runway a few times to test the landing gear!

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    #11

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying The reason you are supposed to open your life vest outside the aircraft in case of an emergency ditching is so that you don't float upwards while still inside the plane. This will trap you and increase your risk of drowning. Always open them outside or immediately before you leave the aircraft, should you need to evacuate on water.

    DerSaftschubser , Official U.S. Navy Page Report

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this situation I don't think I'd be able to think straight.

    Kristin Ingersoll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they go through the rules every time you fly. And after awhile, you don't even hear them anymore. Hopefully they've made it thru your brain so you remember when it counts!

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    Manuel Delgado
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that situation, I've already evacuated in my pants...

    Scooter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on Air Disasters. A lot of people drowned when a plane crashed in the ocean because they couldn't get out of the plane with the life vests inflated

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, and if you are having to exit through an overwing exit which is much smaller than the cabin doors.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this more! So many people dont understand this!! NEVER before you leave the aircraft. You will become entrapped.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most important reason is because it's very hard to move around with an inflated life vest and it's even harder to get out of the plane, especially if everybody is doing it.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture gives me anxiety.

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, if you’re in front of me and you in-flight that vest in the airplane, I’m going to poke a hole in it

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also because of the size of you plus the jacket, you may not be able to get out of the door.

    David Woollands
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should have their life vest inflated inside!!

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    #12

    It is NOT a right. It is a privilege. Be kind, behave, or be gone.

    kejovo Report

    Joann Pheasant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a right. It's a contract for carriage. You (as a passenger with a paid ticket) are party to a contract as a business invitee. The contract is with conditions, lots and lots of conditions. The contract can be voided at any time by the carrier. They may have other obligations to you as the "business invitee" like possible repayment of your ticket when your ticket is revoked but they don't have to board you and they may deplane you too. Sorry, not a right. Contract law.

    Rosemary Moreland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, they generally keep you in the plane until it lands, even if you have voided you rights. They’re kind like that.

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    AnxietyRiddenMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, still a privilege. I paid for my driver's license, but it's not my right that I can drive. It's a privilege.

    Jarrod Nichols
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not. Definition of privilege: "a special right, advantage, or immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group. "education is a right, not a privilege" It is not reserved for a special group. Literally anyone can fly. Stop with this nonsense.

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    boatpotatome
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    3 years ago

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    It is a right. Granted when you paid for your ticket. That right, however, can be taken back once you also breach your obligation to abide by their rules.

    Craig Reynolds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that American exceptionalism Bulsh*t and r******d belief in false planetary rights granted by a singular constitution that causes all these problems. Disclaimer. I'm an American, so stuff your rebuttal up your pompous entitled a**e.

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is boatpotatome getting downvoted? If I buy a ticket then I have the right to fly, under the conditions which I've likely accepted while buying the ticket.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it’s such a privilege to be crammed into a sardine can with 200 other people with no room to stretch your leg for a second.

    Kimberly Herbert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, the feds will be able to combine the individual airlines' no-fly lists to a master one keeping these people off all public transportation.

    Joe Rusynyk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's neither, it's a business transaction. You're both each other's customers, so act like it.

    shodokai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! But in all of life, not just on a plane.

    Jarrod Nichols
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is incorrect. Definition of privilege: "a special right, advantage, or immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group. "education is a right, not a privilege" Flying is not reserved for only a special group of people.

    Kaleena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is absolutely a privilege. They are privately owned businesses that you can PURCHASE the PRIVILEGE to fly on. You have the right to free speech and to plead the 5th, not get on a plane. Anyone can fly if they purchase the privilege to get on the plane.. it is not natural born right.

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    #13

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying We fly with broken s**t on the airplane all the time. We have a list that tells us what can be broken and still be able to fly safely and legally.

    FatalDeathShart , Herry Sutanto Report

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true. Also true of cars. It's pretty amazing we get anywhere alive, really.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So airplanes fly with "check engine" light on just like I drive.

    Lav Oravaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as long as it is not the left phalange...

    Maryanna Baldridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to do an emergency landing in Denver once because our airplane had a crack in the windshield. I was traveling with my father-in-law, a former aircraft mechanic. When he saw the windshield he says, very loudly, "we didn't need to land, we could have made it with that crack." That statement still terrifies me.

    Barbara Skolly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad is a recently retired aircraft mechanic as well. I swear he would fly in a jalopy with a wing hanging off.

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    Lance d'Boyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who flew AirSudan out of Nairobi with a stop over in Khartoum. While waiting on the plane he looked out to see some guys welding something on the engine. Not only did it give him pause as to what was being welded but he knew that the fuel for the flight is house inside the wings only a few feet from the welders. He survived.

    Charlotte Keep
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago ( like late 70's ago ) boarded flight to the UK. Waiting waiting waiting... noticed activity around the wing I could see. End of long story, one guy shrugged, the rest shrugged, everyone left, flight headed for the runway. I think about that all the time. I mean yikes?

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minimum equipment list. Useful little bugger.

    Craig Silberman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't that mean planes have superfluous parts that could be removed to improve efficiency?

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It means that you have a small part of a part (spoiler on a wing) that will get serviced at the next stop and not at the current location. Or you could be on the last flight of that right engine before they take it out of service for an overhaul.

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    AzKhaleesi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally seen duct tape on the damn wing. That flight made me so nervous.

    Leigh Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said by every world leader ever.

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    #14

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Both pilots are equally qualified — the captain just has more responsibility and more experience (usually). We trade off who is flying and who is monitoring the radios every other flight (sometimes every two flights).

    FatalDeathShart , NeONBRAND Report

    Niffler_13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each airline flies a different type of plane. First Officers must train and become qualified to fly, then typically have to fly with the airline for 2 years, or so many hours. Then they can go through the training to be a Captain.

    Guy Mckee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true, most airlines have what’s know as a seniorty system to advance. That means when your number comes up you move up. Experience normally is attained as you get more time. Both pilots train in the same manner while Captains are asked to taxi along with other specific things like auto landing. In the end traditionally both pilots are well trained and qualified.

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    Anne Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just note that qualifications and experience are two different things.

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well pilots have to have their first flight some time. And it’s not like they get to train (atp) in anything other than a simulator.

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    jammer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m re-imaging this picture as co-pilot giving the finger when people clap their hands after a routine, everyday basic landing.

    Sinkvenice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every other flight is the same as two flights.

    An Co
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    Studies showed that the captain is MORE likely to make a mistake. He is less concerned about being criticized and if he does make a mistake the pilot often does not have the balls to correct him.

    Alex the Country Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What “studies” random “fact” dude. Sources please.

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    #15

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying My husband was a plane mechanic for years and he says that flying is hands down safer than driving.

    vyletteriot , Hanson Lu Report

    Gregory Gibbs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouble is, when two cars collide, it doesn't result in 600 casualties!

    Marco Hub-Dub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But two cars collide ever 90 seconds. Planes crash so rarely it make international news. Also, most planes today fly under 300 passengers.

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most dangerous part of flying is the car ride to the airport. I still clench enough to create diamonds during takeoff though

    Naesil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like the takeoff, especially with smaller planes where you can really feel the massive acceleration :D

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    An Co
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you run a diagnostic on your car before you drive, have a co-pilot ready to take over, and outsiders warning you of approaching vehicles, it is physically impossible for driving to be as safe as flying.

    T.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the extensive training and mandatory minimum flight hours.

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    Telmo Belo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistics are.made by those who need them. Flying has a lower number of accidents per km of travel. It has roughly the same numbers of accidents to uses ratio.

    Leigh Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. You need years to be a pilot. Days to be a driver. When a plane goes down it's noticed. When it's a motorway pileup. It's yesterdays news already.

    prov dawg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're all so worried about the small chance of a horrific outcome - don't get out of bed.

    Dorothy Reiser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You certainly don't have crazy teenage drivers making asses of themselves usually in the air while flying.

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah. There’s so much inspection to go through before a flight.

    jammer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they don’t let just anyone to fly a plane?

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    #16

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Everything is expensive as hell! If you want your flights to be cheaper, take care of the aircraft while flying. The seat is rented by you, NOT owned! Just a simple tray table fix can cost $1000. The airline industry just passes the cost to the customer. Simple computers can cost tens of thousands of dollars. The FAA sticker of approval can triple, quadruple, or exponentially raise costs of things, hence the $6000 coffee maker.

    Nutwinder , Kai Pilger Report

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it almost sounds like the government.

    Phil Vaive
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but EVRY industry in the world passes the costs to the customer.

    Ellie Rosser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but not every industry has the customer "in charge" of a bunch of equipment and therefore capable of damaging it.

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    Potato Puffin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Galleys (kitchens) on planes are actually quite complicated. Its not a coffee maker the way you're thinking of one - the water is pressurised until it reaches boiling point, comes from the same "tap" as cold water, separated by one way valves. There is no gently bubbling pot of coffee. The $6000 is not for a kettle or a jug, its for part of a whole system which has to meet very specific standards and go through a lot of checks to ensure the right parts are used and documented. Putting in a the wrong valve for example could lead to an air steward boiling the skin off their hand when they get pressure boiled water instead of cold. And that's partly why its so expensive. My father was once the process manager in charge of the system for checking parts for galleys for Airbus.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Table tray fix? Hell, they don't even clean them, never mind replace them. And the prices we pay have nothing to do with the aeroplane fixtures. It has to do with fuel costs and corporate profit. The end.

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least Lufthansa gives you free chocolate in each flight XD Good chocolate btw.

    Oerff On Tour
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, everything is individually checked. There is no difference between the bolt you buy 20 to the dollar at a DIY store and the bolt holding the tray in front of you. Yet the latter costs $10 each. That's because it is individually X-rayed, packed, certified, logged and insured. The insurance of this individual bolt is about $5, because if the plane crashes due to a failure of this particular bolt, the manufacturer is liable. The other $4.95 is for all that extra work. The profit for the manufacturer per bolt is the same as the ones you buy at the DIY store. The bolts that don't pass the very stringent test get thrown back into the "20-to-the-$" bin.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in the nuclear power field too. Did a few years in the navy and we had this tank for potentially contaminated liquids (mostly just the water left over from doing samples from the reactor) that had a special pump to drain the tank out. This pump was like $10k if I remember right. We used the exact same kind of pump to drain the bilges too, but since those didn't go through the NRC QA process the pumps were about $500

    steven mayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong about one thing, a coffee maker in a galley costs more than $30,000. I used to work for a manufacturer.

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    #17

    A flight attendant told me that in the event of a situation where passengers have to cover their heads you do not 'lock' your fingers overhead but place one hand on top of the other. If something falls on your hand/head, you'll still have one good hand to use.

    DeviantOffspring Report

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO ... I was trying out what is posted while reading your comment. As soon as I read your comment I switched my hands. I had my dominant hand on top before reading your comment.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That holds in many situations: If you interlock fingers, things can break them all at once where a non-interlocking grip can disengage them without damage.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't tell you to do that now. You lean over and let your hands dangle down.

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    #18

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Not an airline worker, but when I sit down, during the safety lecture, I count the number of rows to an exit. If an evacuation is necessary, it's a good number to know.

    PM_ME_YOUR_ATM_PIN , Nan Palmero Report

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I'm also this person. I map my exits and often will volunteer to sit in an exit row.

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I count every time as well but I'm fairly certain in an emergency I'll be the paralyzed moron repeatedly pushing some non-sense button

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always plan in my head all the things I would need to do to survive, including which people are going to be in my way and which ones I would be able to help. Incidentally, when I travel, I have a waterproof bag that contains my passport, purse/wallet, essential documents, etc that I can very quickly strap around me. That way, in a water landing, I still have my important s**t. In case of death, hopefully they could identify me.

    Lynn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also good to know in a hotel if you have to crawl to an exit during a fire.

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and how to operate it; there is so frequently a panicked person jamming something, and bc they're panicking, they won't let go.

    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make a point of CHOOSING the exit row. Of course, I'm a six-foot-thee, 275 pound guy who's built like a Sherman tank, so I NEED that extra legroom.

    Jaekry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can try all you want, but you usually need to pay 100usd/eur pp per flight. If those seats are available at all. I hate having to pay extra for being tall. We literally don't fit, and literally can't help being tall.

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    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was common sense.

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    3 years ago

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    #19

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Interfering with the air crew is a felony. If you have grievances you can address them with the airline after you disembark.

    starfishy , ismail mohamed - SoviLe Report

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should have a brig on planes and a lever to send unruly passengers there.

    Vinnie Bowen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just picturing someone yelling “Kronk, pull the lever! Wrong lever!”

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    Could I get some context for this photograph... like, is there a really good-looking person sitting there, or what?

    L.A. Trefry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks to me like the passenger just made some demand or comment to the attendant.

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    #20

    Bring an unopened bag or box of chocolates for the flight crew, especially on long flights...they'll treat you like a king for the whole flight.

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    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered how to approach that. Seems a bit weird to give them something at the beginning of a trip, rather than the end. And if you give them something at the beginning, don't they consider it 'bribery' to get on board perks or something??

    Fiery Llama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it, but I think you're overthinking it. :) Don't worry about the beginning of the trip vs. the end part- it's the start of the trip for us, but for flight crew this may be the middle of a long shift. If you're thinking of doing this, view it as a token of appreciation for all the work someone is putting in, rather than a 'bribe'- awesome if you do get something, but don't mind if you don't because your goal was to show appreciation, which you did. You can say something like, "Hey, I wanted to give this to the flight crew- thanks for all you do every day!"

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    Alex the Country Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Please don’t say this. It doesn’t just work that way, AND it promotes the wrong reasons for people to be extra kind to their flight crew. I take treats for the crew Every. Single. Flight. I hand it to them as I board and keep my boarding pass down so they don’t see my seat number. They don’t ask or notice what seat I’m in half the time unless I’m close to the front. And that’s cool. I do it because they have a crap job with a bunch if entitled schoolchildren for 14+ hours on our longhauls overseas. Only once in a blue moon will one remember it was me and bring me an extra snack or something. And I’ve never been upgraded for it. Not the point. Giving them a little happier day with a box of sealed treats that also supported some local business in whatever country I was in—that’s the reward. Happy flight crew = happy flight.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    huh, I didn't know you can do this. I like to try this next time I go flying.

    D K
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 100% true! I fly out to Hawaii from San Francisco once or twice a year. I always bring a box of Sees candy, specifically the one with the “Thank you” wrapping paper. A token of appreciation and the crew do seem to really appreciate it. I get free cocktails all flight long. Win-win ☺️

    Shane S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man, won’t the female crew just think I’m hitting on them?

    Chancey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand why you thought of that. Everyone in the world today is so worried about being "politically correct". You're damned if you do and damned if you don't. We all try to walk a fine line today about what is appropriate and what we will be criticized for.

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    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make it a point whenever I fly to go by the grocery store and buy a $10 bunch of roses. Then when I go to check in I ask the gate agent how many stewards are on board, and I divide the roses up and I give them to each stewardess. You’d be surprised how many times they upgraded me to first class without my even asking just for that simple gesture. Show them you care and they can be wonderful.(yes if there’s mail stewards on board I’ll give them a rose too)

    Laura Nowak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ALWAYS bring Lindt candy for the flight crew! They love it!

    Steph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, some airlines have a rule that no employee is allowed to accept ANY gifts, sealed or unsealed. For various reasons. As far as I know, this still implies

    Jackson Njache
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have appreciated when passengers tip or give a gift. It is not an obligation just a nice thing to do.

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    #21

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying There are no parachutes on commercial flights, so please stop asking. If the plane is going down there is nothing you can do but pray and ask forgiveness for your sins.

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    Autumn Artemis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, and also pray that you die immediately on impact.

    Doctor Theopolis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could also pray you survive unharmed. If the big guy feels like doing what I ask, I will ask to not die.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the brace position. I went through a phase of watching lots of programmes about aeroplane crashes, and was amazed to learn that it can actually make a difference to survival. I also learnt that the vast majority of people survive the vast majority of crashes, which was heartening.

    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, and try to remind yourself that the safety belt does *not* open like a car safety belt. This is sadly a problem for some people in emergency situations when they're panicking.

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    Dirk Daring
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crap like this is why I don't mind paying $14 for each gin and tonic.

    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the way down, while screaming and flailing, do you think they take contactless payments?

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    Johnny Rodriguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it allowed to bring your own parachute on plane?

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the other entry said that it's impossible to open the door mid-flight due to the pressure, so I guess it wouldn't do you much good.

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    Who the What
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have about a minute to accept Christ as your lord and savior before you meet him.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear a voluminous skirt if you think you might need a parachute. Saved the life of at least on air hostess who fell from a plane - she landed in a forest and the trees broke her fall.

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's cheerful. Who else is canceling their trips after that?

    Becky Samuel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flying is safer than any other mode of travel. Being on a plane is probably statistically safer than being in your own home considering how many accidents happen at home.

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    Toni Maroni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pray and ask for forgiveness, will never be done from me. If praying works, no plane ever was fallen from sky. And no things, that I have done in my life where illegal or so superbad, that I have to ask someone for forgiving.

    Efia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    before my first trip to Westafrica, alone and with incredible fear of flying, I did a research and you can actually carry a parachute as your carry on baggage :D But there are a few things that have to happen for it to be an option. You have to be sunk lower than the normal flying altitude and have the "luck" for the door or the roof to be ripped off for you to jump out. but it is possible :D

    Kantami Blossom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What use would a parachute be? Not only can you not open the door to jump out, but if by some chance it was possible you'd just have idiots colliding in midair before falling to their deaths.

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    #22

    The captain has almost limitless authority when the doors are closed. He is allowed to arrest people, write fines, and even take the will of a dying passenger.

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can he perform marriages?

    Chef Wooly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘…and by the authority invested in me by the state of…. State of…. Missouri..no Kansas… I somehow pronounce you married … now kiss your bride, sit down, and fasten your seatbelts…’

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    Don't Look
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    3 years ago

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    Can but almost guaranteed isn’t.

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    Oopsydaisy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone can make a will. It just has to be witnessed by two people who aren't beneficiaries. So that's not special.

    Sally Appleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can also murder everyone on board!

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can but won’t. Won’t get away with it for sure.

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    Don't Look
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. The PIC is in charge. It’s one of my favorite parts of flying.

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    #23

    Don't show up to the airport late, give airport staff and security your bulls**t attitude because you couldn't be bothered to get there on time, and then get all offended when they give you your attitude right back to you. Seriously. F**k off with the entitlement.

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    He-Matt & the MOTU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't planning to but thanks for the helpful advice.

    Yort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people do that. There’s reality tv shows in airports and SO MANY PEOPLE show up to check in for the flight like 20 minutes before boarding, and then they blame the check in people for them missing the flight. Like bro, security alone can take a good hour to get through. Come on.

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    Chris M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the people who do this aren't going to change because of a BP post.

    Oerff On Tour
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not just for aviation, but for everything

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been traveling out of the country since a child and we always showed up 2 hours early until 2001; after that we bumped up to 3. We have never missed a flight unless a delay caused us to miss a connecting flight. It's boring waiting but there's alot to do and see at airports these days

    Ueda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note that I had to deal with the shitty attitude by airport staff even when I was early. What do I do then?

    Pluto Nash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't show up to the airport late, give airport staff and security your bulls**t attitude because you couldn't be bothered to get there on time, and then get all offended when they give you your attitude right back to you. Seriously. F**k off with the entitlement." Odd how some airlines will give me attitude because I arrive at the airport late because I took one of their flights, and it was delayed.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true. It's typically best to be there 2-3 hours before the flight. For holidays/peek times I make it 4-5 hours. That give time to get everything processed, grab some eats, and chill out until it is time to board.

    Kathleen Pearlman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had traffic (as in they closed a road and didn't give you an obvious detour) that gets me to the airport a little late, TSA lines that are endless, and the loading gate is at the other end of the airport (I'm looking at you, Atlanta) and I'm not longer able to sprint to the gate (that's happened to me once when I was younger and had an 8 year old that was sprinting along beside me). Didn't give them BS, but panted, "Thank you" to them.

    advice5cents
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I flew, they changed the gate on my connection. I rushed past the new gate, but fortunately caught the info out of the corner of my eye and about-faced in the nick of time to get a scolding about "where I had gone" since I was coming from the "wrong" direction before they let me board 20 seconds after the penultimate group had and a full 25 min before takeoff. Courtesy goes both ways.

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    #24

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying As pilots, we are just darn lazy. We focus our attention on finding ways to avoid anything becoming busy, rushed, or any time our capacity might be stretched. We do everything for a simple life. Sometimes that means using the autopilot as much as we can. Sometimes it means manual flying and looking out the window. Whilst some of us might secretly relish the opportunity to go off-piste and demonstrate our prowess as great aviators in adverse circumstances, no one wants a sweaty day. The imagery of seasoned sky gods wrestling with the controls are all well and good in the movies, but that’s exactly the sort of stuff we are determined to avoid. In fact, most of us are just plain boring. Come say hi - either before after. Small kids and big ‘kids’ alike.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be so, but I want someone at the controls who is prepared to get a bit sweaty when things do go wrong! Like Captain Sully Sullenberger for example.

    Thomas Price
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just the same as a project manager hoping the project goes smoothly rather than tons of risks and issues happening. Not saying they can’t handle the heat but why would you actively want sh/t to go down?

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laziness is applied efficiency.

    Barbara Adams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always try to thank the flight crew for a boring flight. That's the goal!

    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazy is such a harsh word. I prefer... efficient.

    Monkey Spunk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a pilot on an incoming flight where we were queueing for it to turn outgoing come up and down the queue explaining why we were delayed, it quelled the anger a lot. Apparently a drunk passenger fell over and hit her head so we were waiting for an ambulance.

    Dorothy Reiser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A boring flight is a good flight. No one wants emergencies.

    Laura Nowak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my very best friends from high school is a pilot, and one of the funniest people I know. To this day he will post pictures of the goofy stuff he does to make people smile. I can't even picture him as a super serious pilot! I can't even picture him without a huge smile on his face!

    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason for the cliche: There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots.

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're cruising at 500+ miles and 30,000+ feet above ground, safe and boring is just fine by us.

    Cactus 1549
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pilots also love their free breakfast at hotels too ;)

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    #25

    Electronics do absolutely nothing to a plane. Your phone or iPad or laptop isn't going to make the plane magically drop out of the sky. It's not going to suddenly make the navigation system go offline. Planes have triple redundancy in EVERY system. Also, all of the sensitive electronics are so heavily shielded against the radiation that the atmosphere produces (which is several factors stronger than your iPhone) so you don't have to worry. Source: I'm an aerospace engineer and also the a**hole that texts from 35000 feet.

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    Gin. No tonic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how doest the text reach its recipient? Can a mobile signal reach that high?

    Fatér Dezső
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don’t understand the basics of radios and omnidirectional antennas. 35000feet is only 10km, but gsm signal can reach 35km if no obstruction and thers’s not an awful lot of stuff between terrain and a plane.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing the havoc that electronic devices can cause on terra firma leads me to believe that this is BS. Not so bad with modern branded kit which has had to pass various compliance tests, but the amount of knock-off kit out there that hasn't passed such test scares me. It is more critical during take-off and landing, as not only is the aircraft more vulnerable to failures, with less time to react if something does go wrong, but they need to communicate with airtraffic control and ground-based guidance systems as well.

    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the plane is shielded, not on the assumption that your electronics are well-made.

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    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason they ask you to turn them off during take off and landing is beacuse those two times are when almost all crashes happen and having your device off and not blaring noise into your ears means you'll be able to hear instructions a little better.

    Trey Carriveaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cant be true because they dont tell you to turn it OFF, they tell you to put it in "airplane mode"

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    Noel Calvert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual reason is to avoid remotely activated explosives. At least this is what I have been told. Considering the risks of this happening in the USA, kudos... Thing is, what terrorist is going to listen to the flight crew anyways?

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was studying aviation we were told that the reason you're asked to put your phone on aeroplane mode is because your phone will keep connecting to many different cell towers due to your height and speed, and it prevents the company from being able to bill you properly.

    Jo Whitaker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also can overload the network, especially if many people are doing it. I'm thinking about 9/11 when everyone on an airplane was trying to call home.

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    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my phone out just to turn it off, just after boarding and had an attendant freak out at me because “we’re refueling!”. Can someone explain that one?

    Clare E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as at a petrol station. Possibility of sparks and fumes.

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    Osman Kurtulus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is true that old planes with old technology is prone to radio interference, so why add to the existing stress and trouble?? It is more prevalent with 5G however disturbance is there even with hand held VHF or Cellphones. The risk of death, jumping of the cliff is 5%, would you jump, I wouldn't. I am old, I already impressed the girl I want to marry and married. 'Radio altimeters used in civil aviation operate in the IEEE C-band between 4.2 and 4.4 GHz. In early 2022, potential interference from 5G cell phone towers caused some flight delays and a few flight cancellations in the United States'

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main reason they want you to put your laptops and phones away during takeoff and landing is for safety. You don’t need phones and laptops flying around the cabin in the event of sudden deceleration.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I never understand this command. Can't say I've ever followed it. I don't call or text on takeoff or landing, but I've never got my devices out to turn them to airplane mode.

    SuePrew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then why do they say it does?

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    #26

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Your tastebuds are reduced by 30-60% on flights. So more salt and seasoning are added to the food so it doesn't seem bland. Might also be the reason so many crave tomato juice or bloody mary mix ONLY on planes. The air in flight is drier than most of the deserts in the world, this impacts the taste of the food as well as your need to hydrate. Make sure you are drinking plenty of water on the long trans-oceanic or even transcontinental flights. Flight attendant jumpseats are waaaaaay more uncomfortable than anything you are sitting on and are usually right by a stinky lav. So keep that in mind when you complain to a crew member about your seat. Jumpseats are about as comfy as those old plastic fold-up lawn chairs.

    Angelsunrise , Toni Osmundson Report

    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once sat in a jump seat for a five hour flight. I had food poisoning and the poor flight attendants had no choice but to put me in their seats between the two toilets at the back of the plane, with an airsick bag in case the toilets were occupied. Not my most pleasant flight!!

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I had terrible food poisoning from a flight about 28 years ago... I feel your pain! Luckily I didn't get super sick 'til after we landed!

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    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to stay hydrated. One flight the airport put additional security scans right by the gate so i had to board with an empty water bottle and had to keep asking the attendants for water ><

    Bruce Robb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, though, that you don't want to drink the tap water on the airplane. It's probably full of icky things you don't want in your body.

    Teresa Spanics
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a really bad earache on a flight when I was 12 years old and travelling with my Mom and the flight attendants did everything they could to help me.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky is the flight attendant who gets to sit down long enough in the jump seat to actually be uncomfortable.

    hungwy panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Those old chairs are comfy

    Nandina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I crave tomato juice/Bloody Mary mix because I'm hungover.

    shodokai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheap ass corporate a-holes skimming quality for profits

    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very interesting. I actually asked for tomato juice on a flight. But I didn't like how it made me feel even more thristy.

    Marco Hub-Dub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I’ve mentioned in many of my other flippant, asinine comments on BP, I fly weekly. Sometimes three times a week. Usually transpacific, sometimes the polar route. My short flights are 5 1/2 hours. It’s most often nonrev and there have been times I’m stuck in a jump seat. It’s literally as bad as RyanAir seating.

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    #27

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Alcohol has a greater effect on people at higher altitudes so know your limits and don’t push them. Even if you have had a drink in the airport it can still affect you during the flight. As flight crew, we do not care that it’s your holiday, birthday, stag party, hen party or that you are nervous, if you are drunk and behaving like a prick it will not be tolerated and you can be arrested get a ban from the airline. And because airlines share their ban passenger list you could find yourself banned from a few airlines.

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    Tenacious Squirrel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they should just stop serving alcohol on flights. Especially non-long haul - you can survive a few hours without alcohol. If you seriously need alcohol to relax you to fly then go to your doctor and get medication or treat your fear of flying another way.

    Anna Banana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please no... The only thing that makes flying a little less boring and annoying is that fact that it's socially acceptable to have a drink at 10 am.

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    Nancy Obertubbesing-Maiewski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop serving alcohol on all flights! Just not necessary and it causes many issues for everyone, not just the flight crew, having to deal with the drunk person and their attitude. Do away with it like smoking...people can wait until they touch ground to drink.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that were true. However, I have experienced WAY too many drunkards on flights. And I've been in boarding areas with drunken crowds of stag party guys harassing all the passengers, drunk as skunks, and I've never seen any action taken.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US at least they don't share their ban lists. Delta is actively trying to make that a thing here though and hasn't hesitated to point out that these lists aren't shared

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    #28

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Don’t make jokes about the pilot drinking. “Oh, didn’t I see you at the bar late last night hur hur hur”. We then (for safety and to make sure there is no doubt) will take a BAC test to show we are stone sober. It makes s**t unnecessarily difficult.

    FatalDeathShart , KOMUnews Report

    fire bug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda surprised pilots dont have to do this regardless before every flight. It was on the news this past week that a Pilot was ready to take off but was stopped because he was drunk. I'm sure that is extremely rare but still.

    Kim Kermes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days, the passengers need to take the breathalyzer before boarding.

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    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's harassment. Their jobs are way harder than you sitting on your ass for several hours; let them (the pilots) focus! If you were worried, you wouldn't get on the flight!

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s see - a DUI will result in loss of a pilots license. If you’re private it’s not the end of the world BUT having to build all the way back up from scratch to ATP would be impossible. Also, I cannot believe the number of people who have outright lied to me that they have a friend who “flies for fun” (we all do, fly for fun. It’s the reason we get into it in the first place) and bragged about flying drunk or tipsy. B******t. Too much at risk.

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right at this moment, I am watching the movie "Flight" with Denzel Washington playing a pilot who was drunk and high while flying.

    Alex the Country Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um yeah I wouldn’t make a joke like that, BUT I’m 100% for not caring if you’re inconvenienced by an alcohol test before flying my plane. I think you should alcohol test before every single flight. Every time.

    Marty Sunderland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you should take one every time you get behind the wheel.

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    Costanza Signorini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some years ago I met in Barcelona a pilot who was dead drunk and told us he was going to captain his plane the next morning. I really hope he was lying...

    Steven Meyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilots are not allowed to drink alcoholic beverages 14 hours before they fly. Does it mean some don’t, but that’s the FAA regulations. It’s 14 hours from bottle to throttle.

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    #29

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Almost every commercial flight you ride-on has a dead body on board. Possibly 2 if you're on a wide-body (large) aircraft.

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    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they remain in their container and don't try to eat me, I am fine with it.

    Anne McKinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOhhh...Zombies on a plane sounds like an even better movie than the snake one!

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    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, when the pilot gives the 'souls on board' number....

    Andrea Pereira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work at a commercial airline when young. Not flying, but on land, selling tickets, booking reservations, this kinda of stuff that now are basically all online. Most difficult day of my job was when some family came to arrange a dead parent transportation to another state (we called it "skiff"). It's my first time doing it, but I went to it with dedication. Consulting fares, calling the receiving airports for information on timing (it was a connection flight), informing management and personal involved, anyway - spend almost three hours just making everything needed to the transfer go without incident. On the eleventh hour some c*nt on the connection airport decided there was not time enough to make the skiff transfer to the other airplane (but there was, according to regulations and management I'd already consulted). One hour to the flight, family already at the airport and the thing was ready to be blown to pieces because some out of way airport employee ** continue

    Andrea Pereira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **some out of way airport employee (it was a flight from Rio to a remote estate in Brazil) didn't want to comply with the norms and decide to speak at the last moment possible. First time I got angry with a fellow employee. I'd spent then around five to six hours making sure everything was ok and now they said it wasn't?!! Well, too bad, find a way!!! Anyway I guess everything went out all right. Passengers got all to the destination. I was not fired (and I was the bottom feeder of the chain of command, so...)

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    Lynn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the movie "Taking Chance" about escorting a veteran home to be buried, the captain made an announcement of the body being transferred off the plane, and everyone stopped and had moments of silence to show their respect. Beautiful, poignant scenes in the movie.

    Dave P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    according to the industry this is a myth. Also US Law, if you ask, have to legally inform you if there is a body on board if you say you have a religous reason to know

    KMill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What religious reason would you need to know that!?

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    Larry Michael
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's something I hadn't considered... but makes sense.

    Amy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cargo compartment. They often use commercial aircraft to transport bodies for burial.

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    Robert Thompson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bodies, mail, amazon, what ever they can to make a buck.

    Meme Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you mean? and are you joking?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, and one of the many duties of consular officials is shipping deceased nationals back to their home country. Expensive too - most countries have quarantine laws that require such bodies to be contained in a sealed casket.

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    Pudgy Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dead will never hurt you. It’s the living you need to worry about.

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    #30

    My dad's been an airline pilot for almost 20 years, and apparently, planes get struck by lightning all the time. Also if a passenger is causing a scene in the jetway he can refuse to let them on and take off without them.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get struck by lightning more often than you'd think, and as they are essentially one big Farraday cage, it normally has absolutely zero effect. However, I do distrinctly remember the "thunderstorm" that two of my colleagues took off in, which consisted of precisely one flash of lightning and one rumble of thunder (I live close to the airport), which somehow managed to hit their plane shortly after takeoff, brought on a warning light and they had to return to the airport for the plane to be checked before leaving a second time. Lightning can also temporarily blind the pilots.

    Hakitosama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could it be the wheels weren't closed yet thus nullifying the Faraday cage effect? 🤔

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    Ruth Watry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been in a plane hit by lightening - not big deal - in a plane that took in a few geese (could smell burning bird) and lost an engine

    Don't Look
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety first. There are no less than 8 acronyms for safety alone for even getting on a plane and that’s just private pilot. ATP would be…. At least 3 times that.

    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cause a scene at checkin, the pilot has the same privileges of refusal.

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    #31

    People fake needing a wheelchair to gain boarding priority. 10 wheelchairs get on and only 1 person needs it getting off. We call um miracle flights.

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    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting behaviour.

    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife sometimes needs a wheelchair, sometimes she doesn't. She usually asks for one on long transfers from one gate to another because she just cannot walk all that far. Only once she asked for one before boarding. I was with her and it was a packed flight and her legs were killing her. She got on the plane and she took her pain killers (she couldn't before as they are scarce) and on exit she didn't want to ask for the wheelchair because she wasn't in that much pain anymore. We just waited for everyone to disembark and we left on our own power. Mostly because we didn't want to bother the flight crew a second time. Sure, people take advantage of wheelchairs to board sooner, I can see that, but not all are there to cheat. I hope.

    Beeps
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, plus so many people seem to somehow believe that to use a wheelchair you must be completely unable to walk or even stand on your own two feet without support and then get angry when they see a person who uses a wheelchair take a few steps by themselves. Please people, think before you’re horrible to another person, and just be glad if you don’t need to use a wheelchair yourself.

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    Tenacious Squirrel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They fake it just to get ON the plane earlier and wait longer to take off? I’d rather get on later!

    Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my family member (elderly) needed a wheelchair. She could walk but every few feet they would have to stop to rest.

    Dianellian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the country. In Malaysia I had a wheelchair. Landing in Perth they refused and said sit down and wait for the queues to finish. After half an hour when another plane landed I just struggled with a queue. I was crying by now with the pain. Absolutely a hole behaviour by the ground crew.

    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My one experience with airport wheelchair service was... uneven. There was a period of about half an hour where one attendant walked off and said someone else would be there in a minute, which turned out to be half an hour. And me unable to put no weight on one leg.

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    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I flew with a freshly broken leg last year. All those claiming wheelchair service were seated in the front frow, and we all had a pleasant flight and chatted about what had gone wrong for us. No fakers on that flight, at least.

    willi santiago
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needed a wheelchair once. Never came. Had to walk out of the airport 3 days after knee surgery. And now I know the wheelchairs might have been in use for perfectly healthy people?!?!?!?!

    Brandon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you want to get on the plane first? You're just sitting there. I never understood that. Unless you need to get your bag in the overhead spot, then I can understand that.

    L.A. Trefry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just arranged for a wheelchair for an upcoming flight -- some people might not know that you also have to specifically arrange for, and then remind the flight crew, that you'll need one on arrival as well. That said, people who just pretend to need one suck.

    Guy Incognito
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be all that extra radiation up there. Causes the body to heal itself.

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    #32

    As a flight attendant, I am there for your safety! The reason we tell you to put your tray table up (it’s to make egress safer if it’s down you can’t get into your brave position for impact and slamming into the edge of the table during impact can seriously injure you), Is your bags under the seat (allows freedom of movement into the aisle), making sure your seatback is upright (makes it easier for the people behind you to evacuate and the seats are designed to absorb the force of a crash in the upright position, you can also slide under your seatbelt if your seat is reclined). In essence: we are preparing the cabin for a crash and evacuation.

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    elmortero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha "your BRAVE position", must be a typo, but I like It much more than brace position

    Jude Fire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean ayo, you gotta be brave. Or at least fake it

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    Great Panda Mamu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember on one episode of Air Crash Investigation (sorry, don't remember which flight) there was a seriously hard/crash landing and evacuation. The only fatality was a person killed by their tray table. Not to mention evacuating is significantly harder with a smashed rib cage.

    Meme Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW THAT IS SMART AND GENIUS!

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    #33

    Wear earplugs instead of trying to manage noise around you.

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    Ogre Juan Canolli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But Wearing Them Violate My RIGHTS".

    Nolasaurous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rights so clearly staded in the constitution of Murica!

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    A Jones
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suffer from misophonia and I would just hate myself if I forget my earbuds. Also I have like 2 backups. This is from a gal who pub commutes daily.

    Chef Wooly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or noise canceling headphones … those saved me during my road warrior years…

    Claudia Schmid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same for all public transport. And hostels.

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    #34

    I only know two things. There is a database that tracks every plane with damage that is still flying. I must have entered thousands. when there is a crash, which is rare, every piece is collected if possible to understand what and why. Worked at Boeing for a few years

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've watched enough episodes of Aircrash Investigation to know this.

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that program ever shown on flights ?

    #35

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Your bag is more likely to break flying on a narrow body. Especially 737’s. They don’t have containers so the ramp crew is most likely throwing your bags 30ft underneath the plane. Every bag gets thrown. The sorting system isn’t soft. Containers get filled by thrown bags. Get a good bag and stop worrying.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for American Airlines to find a bag they lost in the early 1990s, so I just don't fly with any checked luggage. If I 'm going somewhere with water and soap, I'll just do some laundry, f*ck that luggage carousel.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My lost luggage beat me home once. Pulled up in a taxi and there was a van there with my suitcase in it. But I do only live about 10 mins from the airport!

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    Yoinks!
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airlines will tell you--and this is true--that the one function of luggage is to protect the stuff inside. Don't get that brittle clamshell because it has a Star Wars character on it; don't get the lock-up Samsonite that pops open when you bump a corner. Avoid shitty plastic zippers. Get something that will withstand a ton of other luggage piled on top. Secure zipper tabs, straps, and anything else that can get caught in machinery. AND USE A STRAP IN CASE SOMETHING FAILS--just be prepared to lose it. Never overload a bag, put your info inside, pack stuff in those big Ziploc bags and put the bags in your luggage, and avoid packing non-solids (from booze to shampoo) as much as possible. This may sound complicated but it's just what used to be known as "common sense" before that became a misnomer. (Source: I chuck your sixty-pound bags into containers and carts for a living.) Additional tip: Personalize your luggage and take photos to help customer service agents if your bag gets lost. And be nice to agents, they're trying to help you.

    Ozacoter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is horrible. I am always very afraid of them damaging my disabilities scooter but its not allowed in cabin

    Yoinks!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scooters and electric wheelchairs don't actually get "thrown" (that's not really possible given the weight) but they can get damaged. A new co-worker lost his job for damaging a mobility device; I already had it secured in the bagroom but the instant my back was turned he decided he "knew better" and tried to move it by himself. Genius hurt himself AND lost his job. We get recurrent training on how to handle mobility devices but now he doesn't have to deal with that. My airline had to replace the device at its expense; international flight, too, so you know it was even more expensive!

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    Victoria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queue up United Breaks Guitars

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like a good idea to keep all of your delicate stuffs in the carry on bag.

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    #36

    Arm Rests - aisle and window seat: Run your hand along the underside of the armrest, just shy of the joint you'll feel a button. Push it, and it will lift up. Adds a ton of room to the window seat and makes getting out of the aisle a helluva lot easier

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    jammer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would this prevent the creep sitting behind from sticking his smelly toes through the space between seat and wall? Asking for wife.

    AnxietyRiddenMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure, but I bet a good hard hammer punch would do the trick 😂😂😂

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    L.A. Trefry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised people don't know this. Of course, I wouldn't do it if I was sitting next to someone I didn't know.

    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, ask the guy next to you first!

    #37

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Aircraft hit LOTS more birds than the 10 o'clock news reports and most never know when they do. Though we do have a very extensive inspection that we have to do when it happens. It is just not an issue and the Hudson River crash was a one in 10 million occasion. Flying is DEFINATELY the safest way to travel, statistically.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aircraft engines are tested to make sure they can withstand a birdstrike. Something the size of a sparrow or starling isn't going to trouble them. A flock of geese on the other hand...

    T Lee Mac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the Canadian Geese Airforce. Lol

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    Ria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could. Have friends in GER and AUS-tria ^^" and I am from CH. For 1 trip (wasn't flying for 12 years) I would love to fly. 2h instead of 12. But as a disabled person, the time from leaving home until sitting in the plane devastates me. Noise. Crowdet. Fully overwhelming. I break out in tears before I am even in the airport? Thats so frustrating!! For trainjourneys there are helper, so that you come safe from A to B. In the Airport too? Flying may be safer. But until you are up in the sky, it is a horrible nightmare for me :( But I remember back then, shakey plane, I was so happy to feel how small a human is in these hights. Nature power! (A bunch of noons with wood-crosses started screaming to god. I am still sorry for laughing.)

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    #38

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Ladies, take your batteries out of your vibrators when you're packing. It's not going on the plane if it's dancing all over the baggage conveyor, and the bigger the airport the more difficult it'll be to find you so you can go in and deactivate it.

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    Anthony Nizza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just women who use vibrators, just an FYI

    Tenacious Squirrel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very much doubt a vibrator would make a suitcase jump around the belt/move it around visibly.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones that might tend to be mains powered, so it shouldn't be a problem! LOL

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    Emma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were once held up on the runway because a bag that was being loaded was buzzing. It was the passenger in front of us and he had to get off and do the walk of shame down to the loading guys and open his bag to sort it out. But it was just his electric toothbrush, which had been accidentally turned on 😂

    Potato patato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration vibration

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    #39

    Don't put wine in a duffle bag. I used to work on the ground for a legacy carrier. Someone sat a duffle bag down on the concrete assuming nothing breakable...my hands smelled very good and the bin smelt better than typical but don't put wine in a duffle bag. Better yet just get a hard suitcase. Protect your stuff. Hardcover suitcases also fit inside the plane better and allow Ramp agents to load more quickly. Avoid flying with an animal. Just drive. I know it is not always feasible and we would do our best to care for your pet but there's only so much we can do and some people are a**holes.

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    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Don't fly with an animal" coupled with "some people are arseholes" made my hair stand on end. Makes me feel a bit sick to even contemplate what baggage handlers do to our pets!

    Paddling Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air North treats their animal passengers as well as, if not better than, their human passengers. And they treat its humans extremely well! I love Air North.

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    #40

    Every safety-critical system has dual redundancies designed into the system, and these two systems have to be designed in different ways too. Meaning the chance of both parts of the system failing, at the same time, in a safety-critical time, is literally next to impossible.

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    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dual redundancieS. That means 4 systems ? ( Up above, somebody said 3 systems. We need to get our stories straight.)

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even this is sometimes not enough, and it can often be confusing for the crew when systems are giving conflicting readouts. There will be alerts going off and silencing them and figuring out what is going on is the key to recovering the situation.

    #41

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying As a pilot, I don’t know where baggage claim is, I don’t know where your next flight is, I don’t know where the Starbucks is, and often I don’t know why the flight is delayed. I also don’t know what lake we are flying over.

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    Beta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk if it was just me but when I first looked at the photo I thought it was a painting

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some pilots do. A pilot on one delayed flight actually climbed onto the baggage carousel to apologise to us, as the baggage handlers had knocked off for the evening and we had to wait for someone to come from another terminal!

    AnnaBanana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always found pilots to be really pleasant. I mainly fly Qantas and although I despise the people who run the airline, the crew are just amazing. When I came home to Australia after 2 years away, I almost burst into tears when the flight attendant said "G'day!" as I walked aboard! And then kept bringing me Aussie beer for the next 14 hours without me even asking!

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you respond to these silly questions respectfully and not with the arrogant dismissal of a doctor.

    Adrian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should know what lake you're flying over. Or did you forget about VFR?

    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you are lying about the Starbucks.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do you know why that little red light is blinking ?

    Bored Birgit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you know which ocean we are flying over, do you?

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    #42

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Former Lufthansa cargo agent here. Do not EVER drink water on an aircraft that did not come from a bottle. Don't even TOUCH IT. The reason is the ports to purge lavatory s**t and refill the aircraft with potable water are within feet of each other and sometimes serviced all at once by the same guy. Not always, but if you're not on the ramp watching, you'll never know.

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    Isabella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I don't know, can not hurt me. 😄 Joke aside: I have most of the time a tea in the plane and I never had issues.

    Chef Wooly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.. washing your hands in the bathroom after dropping a load of trumps isn’t advised??

    #43

    10 year airline customer service professional checking in. We are required by law to offer up to $1300.00 in a check if we involuntarily deny you boarding due to an overbooked flight. The offer for volunteers will always continue to go up. It is based on the fare you paid, and the amount of time it takes us to get you to your destination as opposed to when you would have arrived had you been able to take the flight you had purchased.

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    Enna S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note that the terms and compensation vary by airline. It's a good idea to look up "contract of carriage" or "conditions of carriage" for your particular carrier before you fly.

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    #44

    There are sometimes body parts in the storage area near your luggage (when they are flying transplants for hospitals). Also, your pets are in the same area as well.

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    Guy Incognito
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry we can't replace your liver. A dog got out of it's carrier and ate it.

    Chef Wooly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok …let’s fix this a bit (former 25 year organ transplant professional) … we only send kidneys and only rarely a liver for transplant via commercial flights as there are uncontrollable delays that could affect organ viability- These flights used to get a special priority ‘Lifeguard’ status that gave the plane priority take off and landing in busy patterns … the pilots I knew loved doing this - but any other organ is sent via charter planes with the recovering surgeon …

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could the pets eat the body parts ?

    #45

    Employees and their families get "ID tickets" (ID is for "industry discount"), which means they only pay taxes and fees and nothing for the actual ticket. The airlines basically lets them fly for free. And not just with their own airline, but with every airline in any alliance. The tickets are stand-by tickets, so you're not guaranteed to get on board, but you get a seat more often than not. The family members can travel on these tickets without the employee. My dad worked for an airline in Star Alliance, so I used to get free tickets with airlines in One World and SkyTeam as well as Star Alliance. I usually traveled in business class, all around the world. A return trip between Europe and Japan was something like 200 USD in business class, and maybe 50 USD in economy. I don't get any perks anymore, as it was only valid until I turned 25.

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    Maria B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't allow free/discounted travel on EVERY carrier. Maybe it did then but not recently. I'm married to an airline employee and we have to

    Maria B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. Got cut off. We do get a small discount on other carriers but it's very low like 10% off.

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    Caiman 94920
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone using these tickets are held to a higher standard than the paying customer and if they come inappropriately dressed or act up, they can be removed from the plane and will have to pay for a ticket if they are on their way home. If their conduct is especially bad, they also can be banned from using this privilege. So there is a "cost" for using free travel

    MiniMaus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of Canada, the taxes are sometimes equal to the ticket cost. So USD $50-$200 is great but that could be over $1000 CAD if you fly from a Canadian airport

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that, 10% standby tickets till I got married

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    #46

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying In most European airports, you can enter the business class security lane with any ticket, not just business. The code scans anyway.

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I did that by accident. I got separated from everyone and went to the security thing I saw people at. It was weird. There were 2 gates, everyone was looking ahead and not making much extra moves, they scanned their tickets like robots. I must have been the only one looking completely lost and confused lol.

    #47

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying We are there for your safety first, your drinks second. Also: we don't turn right back around after a 14 hour flight. How would that even work? I've been asked that so many times.

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    Bella10
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My usual route is an 18 hour shift. The amount of times I get asked if I head straight back is crazy. Not withstanding the time on the ground, that would be a 38 hour shift.

    #48

    You don't need to queue before passing through from the waiting room to the aircraft and you can also remain seated when you land. There is no way to exit that aircraft until everyone has exited before you...so you may as well remain seated.

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    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way do I remain seated when I'm allowed to get up. As an Aussie, the majority of flights we take are long haul and there's nothing better than standing up after the plane arrives at the terminal, knowing that it won't be too long before you get off the bloody thing!!

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be easier to stretch your legs a bit during the flight?

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    Phil DeBlanc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We usually stay seated until most everyone is off. It's less stressful and gives your luggage more time to arrive at the pick up point before you do.

    Madzdad the Bard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wait if at my final destination, I almost always get to the baggage area right when the bags are coming in. None of this hurry up and wait nonsense.

    Victoria
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to stretch my legs! LOL

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    #49

    Passenger weighing in: If you have a musical instrument NEVER CHECK IT. Take it to the gate with you. If they don't have room on the plane they can "gate check" it and put it on last. When you de-board on your next stop it will be waiting for you as soon as you exit the plane.

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    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hefts baritone case into overhead compartment* *shoves bass into under-seat space*

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, on a trip with our marching band in high school, we saw them out the window just throwing thousands of dollars worth of instructions. Our band director, who must have been an drill instructor in a previous life, got out of the plane & gave them HELL.

    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advice! Dave Carroll’s experience wasn’t a one-off: https://youtu.be/5YGc4zOqozo

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always had better luck shipping things that are large and fragile separate from the flight, at least in cases where that would be possible

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    #50

    The air you breathe on an airplane is actually compressed air taken from the engines. A large portion (25% to 50%) is blown in the flight deck, the rest is for the passengers. The air leaves the airplane via a small hole in the back of the fuselage.

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    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the smell of airplane air is my least favourite thing about flying other than the cramped conditions.

    Chef Wooly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we’re not breathing farts for 3 hours??

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    #51

    There is very little we can actually do to “make up time”. The longer the flight, the more we can do, but still, we're talking 5-10 minutes, not an hour.

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    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a flight Shanghai-Frankfurt, which was 6 hours late for take off, and arrived only 4 hours late for landing. Which means they made up 2 hours in flight.

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, lots of schedules have built-in redundancy. You will very rarely be as late landing as you were taking off, just because the landing time was artificially later than needed.

    Rachel Peterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which suggests that the 'window' that we are given as passengers (take off at x:00am and landing at y:00pm) takes into account a certain amount of buffer.

    #52

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying Jet mechanic here and you should avoid drinking coffee on the flight! Those tanks aren't cleaned as often as they should be and when they do get cleaned, they get super cleaned with chemicals... NOT good! $6000 for the coffee maker that makes crap coffee! Just buy the Starbucks before you get on!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's boiling water. Anything in it has been cooked. ;-)

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever had coffee in a restaurant? The stuff we used to use to clean them would actually dissolve aluminum - and we only did it once a week.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the airline about cleanlieness

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you board with a cup of coffee?

    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between Starbucks and broken coffee maker I'll take broken coffee maker. How can you even call sh..t they sell coffee ?!

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    #53

    I want people to put their names, addresses, and destinations on their luggage. If the tag comes off and you didn't give any other info, we're just relying on how well you remember the look and the contents and how well the person who ends up with your bag documents all that s**t.

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    Phil DeBlanc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe meant to say "put it IN your luggage?"

    Ellie Rosser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On as in 'write it on the actual suitcase not on a tag'.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always used to pack contact information inside the suitcase on top of the luggage, so if the case got lost and the label came off the air line could still ring us. Obviously not our address as there's no need to advise that a specific house is going to be empty for the duration of our holiday. Sometimes I didn't appreciate how wise he was.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have copies of my passport inside my luggage anyway. Always, always have copies of your paperwork and cards somewhere that isn't your bag that you carry

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    #54

    The size of the airport doesn't matter. Your flight in Watertown, NY still abides by the same departure schedules as JFK does.

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    #55

    If you're flying from a small airport, it may be convenient, but it's also more limited on resources. That means if it delays, there's not much to mitigate it. Could go on for quite some time.

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    #56

    You should know airline employees are very dedicated people.

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    #57

    Paramedic here. If you switch on your alarm lights on the ambulance while being on the inner field of the airport (because...well you just get there sometimes) they will totally shut down all incoming and outgoing flights until they know exactly what's going on. My Buddy learned this the hard way. Needless to say people got mad at him...

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    #58

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying there is only enough oxygen in the emergency tanks for approximately fifteen minutes. also, those tanks do not actually contain oxygen; they contain a substance (barium peroxide) which becomes oxygen when exposed to heat. another interesting fact is that the bathrooms on airplanes do not actually lock. the metal sign which says "vacant" or "occupied" is actually a secondary latch. people can flip it up from the outside if necessary. most interesting of all is that every airplane built since 1979 has had a special safe installed in the cockpit. the combination to this safe is only released to the pilot in the case of a reported and confirmed encounter with an alien spacecraft. nobody knows what is actually inside the safe, but many people have speculated that you should include a "serious" tag on questions like this.

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    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS on the last item.

    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke. " should include a serious tag", means this is NOT serious.

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    Kat Unst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret ingredient of Crabby Patties??

    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It contains a white flag and a WELCOME banner.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s Captain Kirk’s Almanac.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Mulder knows about the safe. 🤔

    Peter Weir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more than enough o2...the plane will be below 10000 feet before you run out of it...had rapid decompression many times flying combat aircraft and took 2 minutes or less to drop.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not lock? Please tell me you're having a laugh

    Anthony Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for emergencies so that flight attendants can intervene for someone having distress in the lavatory.

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    #59

    Once those doors close to boarding your flight, they aren’t opening back up no matter who you are.

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    Ogre Juan Canolli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do You Know Who I Am"? NOPE--Don't Care Either !

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you make such a scene about it they have the air marshal arrest you

    Sam Ssam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure they were closed when a passenger had a panick attack and the pilot choose to go back to the gates for evacuating them. (we're going to the runway when they panicked)

    #60

    I'm not airline industry, but aviation manufacturing...80% of the people building them are questionably competent.....

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... the same as in all other industries, then?

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my dad is a navy vet that got a job at a naval shipyard after he came back. The tells stories of filling drill holes with spitballs for inspection cuz they forgot to epoxy them. He thinks it's hilarious, in think it's horrifying.

    Chef Wooly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard the military personnel say the same thing about their equipment being built by the lowest bidder …

    Michael Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Including the person who posted this. What a stupid thing to say. "LAbOrERs aRe duMb."

    #61

    Don’t touch anything. It’s dirty.

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    MyOpinionHasBeenServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many things are dirty. I just want to be as comfortable and enjoy my flight as best I can.

    Chef Wooly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I carry disinfectant wipes for this very reason…

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    #62

    If it says fragile, it's getting thrown harder. If it says this side up, it's going to be upside down. We have to fit freight and 100+ bags in a cargo pit. It has to fit how it's going to fit... I will tell you that when we see "I heart baggage handlers" bag tags... We take special care of your s**t

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see why something being fragile or needing to be a certain side up is going to make it difficult to fit. Hardly an excuse for treating stuff badly. I bet they don't treat the equipment of famous bands like that.

    AnnaBanana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baggage handlers are obviously scumbags - thanks for the tip, loser!

    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so you're an a*****e

    boatpotatome
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This OP is stupid and should be sacked. Want to throw him in the cargo pit in whatever way he would fit. Let's see how he likes that.

    Athar A.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one thing that you don't really care about these tags, which is understandable since you need to handle many baggage, but "throwing harder" is quite childish behavior. I figure it is not the best job in the world but damaging other people's stuff by purpose because you are frustrated or "just feeling so" makes you a spacial kind of people. Fortunatelly, I have never had any issues with baggage, but one prick like this would surely dismantle any trust I have.

    Paddling Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I just bring a carry-on now.

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a 'I <3 baggage handlers' tag will get your crap treated well? Or is it sarcasm?

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *buys a dozen of "I love baggage handlers" bag tags and stickers

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    #63

    It's an FAA regulation to have 1 flight attendant per 50 passengers. Just a neat fact, I'm an aircraft dispatcher for a major airline.

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    #64

    I worked for the airlines for a few years. I'd sum it all up as: Go to the bathroom BEFORE you get on the flight. Get to your gate BEFORE your boarding time. Nobody gives two s**ts that you want to be called "Doctor". Doubly true if you're a doctor of literature or some nonsense like that. You can cancel a reservation on a U.S. flag carrier for free within 24 hours of booking, even if it's "non-refundable". If you have kids, make them work at the airline. Date a flight attendant. Whatever it takes, but get those flight benefits. It's amazing.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, some doctor really pissed you off, huh ?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done years of customer service and I know the person they're talking about. It's the person who thinks you should know they are a Dr just by looking at them. "Good morning Mr. Smith, how can I help you" "That's Dr. Smith. I didn't go through blah blah blah.... Just to have a highschool dropout call me Mr." That was a real conversation, literally the first thing said to me. Entitlement and a*****e behavior are not limited to any level of education though, so don't think all, or even most, Drs (in any field) are like this

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    #65

    If you fly standby wear a suit not pajamas.

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    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was a United Airlines employee when I was in high school. One summer she took my brother and I to Australia, and yes, we did have to dress up a little more than normal (e.g. no jeans.) But got to fly business class on a 14 hour flight, so no complaints!

    Scooter
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People wear pajamas everywhere. I always want to ask if they have trouble getting up in the morning.

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    #66

    People Who Work In The Airline Industry Share 30 Things Everyone Should Know About Flying We KNOW your kid doesn't wanna get a peek in the cockpit, stop pushing that crying distressed child inside, dad. Planes often get delayed due to missing their slots, especially during the busy months, chances are we've been sitting on board for a while too as such a flight can be our 3rd/4th leg of the day, we feel you, yet there's nothing we can actually do about it. -FA.

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    Anthony Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k? Lots of kids want to see the cockpit. This is f*****g idiotic.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought passengers in the cockpit had been banned following 9/11?

    #67

    How to get upgraded: Be a frequent flier, be dressed appropriately, be booked in a lower but oversold cabin and on a flight that has space available in a higher class. Usually in this case the airline will wear the cost of upgrading people to fit everyone on board. Other than that it’s costly to move people up for free because then there is no incentive to pay and no justification to keep business class in an aircraft which will likely make your ticket more expensive in the long run as business class seat revenue often subsidize economy seats.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents were on their last flight home (retirement) and some plinker came up and insisted my mother was in his seat (she wasn't) he'd booked that very seat for his own self and wasn't going to give it up, dammit he was a business man and knew his rights. My parents were getting distressed, they were flying business class as a treat to themselves. The chap must have really annoyed the flight attendant, because she said to my parents, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to move you so that this gentleman can sit here, would you mind following me to the first class cabin.... It really couldn't have happened to nicer people than my parents. Actually I'm still smiling and it was 30 years ago

    Tenacious Squirrel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one book in a “lower but oversold cabin”? Also I’m fairly sure the advice about dressing smart to get upgraded is pretty flimsy/inaccurate. My friend got upgraded twice on the same long haul flight (to business class, then to first class!) and was in pyjamas. I think it was more likely she was upgraded due to travelling solo (to fill a spare seat).

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traveling solo I've been upgraded a couple times in jeans and a tee shirt. I've never dressed up for a flight.

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    #68

    Read the contract of the carriage!

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    #69

    Worked one preparing meals that go onto planes for a while. The reason why some things sometimes are or aren't on a plane. EX: type of drink or a airlines doesn't have the normal cookie/meal they have on a flight EX: United's delicious white chocolate cranberry, this is never the airline's fault this is ALWAYS the company (the big one that's worldwide is LSG Sky Chef's) fault. Either they ran out and substituted it or they can't find the item in their large freezer.

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    He-Matt & the MOTU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I don't have a clue what you're on about.

    MaireC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think - I could be wrong, they mean that it's not the airline but the catering companies fault...probably...

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He, I thought it was me, till I read thee !

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    #70

    The air inside the jet engine of an airplane is hotter than the melting point of any component of the engine.

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    The Hyphenator
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    3 years ago

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    Ogre Juan Canolli
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Call BS. Then Why Doesn't It Melt ?

    Julian McCallum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the air isn't there long enough to melt it.

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    #71

    Being gone on a trip for 4 days seems like an eternity. A lot of missed time at home, with kids. When we get home we don’t want to talk about airplanes.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a discussion you need to have with your friends and family. Not sure what I can do with that information.

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you ? What are you raving about ?

    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, I always want to talk about airplanes.

    Andrea Careless
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then we get a lot of time with our families when we don’t fly.

    Andrea Careless
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    3 years ago

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    #72

    Airline pilots generally aren't paid well. A lot of them have difficulties keeping a positive balance and a lot of low-cost companies don't even pay their pilots. Instead, the pilots have to pay the company a sum equivalent of 10.000 euro for every 1000 hours of flight experience. The low-cost companies reason that they provide young pilots with the experience they need to get hired at larger airlines and want to be paid for that.

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    #73

    If there are people who get deported (accompanied or unaccompanied) they are put in the last row of seats. If they are accompanied there will be some sort of air marshall sitting next to him. If they don't pose a substantial threat they will be unaccompanied and look like regular passengers (the only thing is they usually enter through the back doors of the plane). So, if you're sitting next to a sketchy person in the last row, it might be a deported criminal/refugee.

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    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Refugees are not 'sketchy' and should not be being deported. What a disgusting comment.

    Adrian
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    3 years ago

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    Not disgusting. Many refugees are economic, and would not otherwise qualify.

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    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that’s usually what accompanied means.

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