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If you haven’t laughed enough today, coming across this article is a sign, pandas. You need to scroll through some embarrassing and hilarious sign fails!

As we all know, it’s usually wise to get a second opinion on, well, anything. But especially before publicly posting a sign in your place of business, you should have a proofreader and someone with a slightly dirty mind look it over first. Below, you’ll find some signs that probably shouldn’t have been given the green light, courtesy of the There Was An Attempt subreddit. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the ones you find painfully hilarious!

#1

To Promote Christianity

To Promote Christianity

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Cheryl Robinson-Atwood
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It certainly worked for me. I'm now happily atheist, after having been raised evangelical.

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Almost sunny
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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha. And why on earth would there be a whole store for bibles?

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mega smacky
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes sense since you have to be an idiot to believe in that nonsense in the first place.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an atheist, but that's not fair. A lot of people grow up in a family where they don't know there is another option. The brainwashing is hard to overcome sometimes. It's not always because they're an idiot.

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find this 100% accurate. If you actually read the Bible, Jesus would despise the close minded weird white people who are not inclusive. So, religion can be cured by actually reading and learning, not just passing on Facebook conspiracies!

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Hey!
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure how this one got upvoted so much; Mark Twain was right.

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Malek Basata
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not Christian, I'm Muslim and with all respect to every religion, the bible keeps making me believe my religion is true due to the contradictions

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Lindy Mac
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see how this is numbero UNO.... perhaps the bible store doesn't know about Mark Twain's WIT. They should try reading some other literature.

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Kitty Corbett
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, he's right. After I read halfway through the first five books of the Bible, I realized that Christianity was invented in opposition to the Covenant with God, and I got out of it.

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April Pickett
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they do need to. It's like all religions, you pick what you want the parts you like, and ignore the rest of it.

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Kyllein MacKellerann
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite true. It's a collection of campfire stories, social suggestions, genocides, murders, and bigotry on a massive scale. Read it and then think on what you've read.

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Wilf
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible makes a lot more sense when you read it as "The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy for Bronze Age Goat Herders".

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celeste hall
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maye it is commentary on how far modern christianity has come from Christ teachings, I can at least hope

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Old testament is the Hebrew portion of the bible, with all the bloodlines and laws being tracked for changes. Christians are supposed to follow Christ's teachings.

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Phyllis Panda
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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it has the word "Christianity" in the quote! 😜 That's all that matters.

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John Murphy
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is actually correct: the world does not need a new definition of Christianity, it needs a new demonstration of Christianity. This quote is saying Christians should read their Bible in order to fix the perception of Christianity. 98% of the people who say they are Christian, are not

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Tamra
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's probably truth to what you say. I have a different thought. When the majority of a particular group behaves in a particular way, that group becomes defined by those actions. Christians have, historically and presently, become defined by the actions of their majority which means, in my opinion, a "true" christian is someone I try to avoid.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they exactly did, but they're going next level. "He doesn't know it, but he happens to be right."

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shankShaw deReemer
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have a religious store in our mall years ago. It's no longer there as far as I know.

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Kevin J. Henning
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on, there must be some other religions out there. Picking on Christians is getting boring.

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Minimal Effort
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's been 2000 years having it your way...the tables have only recently turned so really we're only just getting started. Sucks doesn't it! Getting told how to live your life by others. 😏 Thankfully atheists aren't into that "eye for an eye" stuff so you won't be arrested, beaten, or burnt at the stake for simply having a different belief. Although....nobody expects the atheist inquisition! 😃

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#2

To Spread Anarchy

To Spread Anarchy

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Signs are a very important part of our daily lives. They inform us of where we’re allowed to (and not allowed to) park our cars, which direction leads to the famous monument we’re trying to see while on vacation, and they alert us that our favorite restaurant will be open for limited hours during the holiday season. But if we look closely at the signs around us, we might also realize how hilarious they can be.

The There Was An Attempt subreddit has a wide variety of content, but one corner of the community is centered around sign fails. Typos, grammar errors and unfortunate, unintentional innuendos have ended up on many signs around the world. And lucky for us, some people were kind enough to snap photos and plaster these signs on the internet. 

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To Make A Cute Picture Of A Family Wearing Masks

To Make A Cute Picture Of A Family Wearing Masks

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny, I had to go back and check the top of the pic for information before I understood this one. I am guessing the designers didn't try this out on some people before they OK'ed it? Even after I know what it is, my brain takes me to reptilian aliens.

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Designing signage may sound like an extremely simple task. If you want it to alert customers that “Restrooms are this way,” or that the “Wifi Password is cutekitten,” that’s probably all that your sign needs to state. Short and sweet, straight to the point. But as you can see from this list, designing a sign is easier said than done.

According to Conquest Graphics, when it comes to what makes a great sign, there are a few factors to consider: the placement or the environment the sign will be in, what material will be best for the sign’s environment, what messaging will attract and relate to audiences, and creating a clear, easy to read and eye-catching design. 

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To Make A Sign

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To Make A Positive Statement About Law Enforcement

To Make A Positive Statement About Law Enforcement

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

M̶i̶s̶t̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶e̶.̶.̶ ̶

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The first step in creating a sign (that won’t completely flop or go viral for how unfortunate it is) is to choose the right type of sign. Do you need a sandwich board, a hanging banner, a poster to hang in your shop’s window or a billboard? The experts at Conquest Graphics note that wall decals and floor graphics are ideal for interior use or storefronts, while banners and yard signs are better for places where potential customers will be driving by frequently.  

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To Put Up A Birthday Sign

To Put Up A Birthday Sign

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LillieMean
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who exactly are these people at our party, why are they asking when the action starts and why is there a bowl full of keys?

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To Make A Sign

To Make A Sign

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Rizzo
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very specific. Disabled elderly pregnant children must have a strong lobby in this state. ;)

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#12

To Encourage Students

To Encourage Students

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Messaging is definitely important when it comes to signs as well. Proofread, proofread, and have 5-10 other people read your sign’s message aloud before hitting print. You never know what kind of connotation your words will have until you hear from the peanut gallery. Plus, it’s easy for our eyes to overlook a typo. But customers are excellent at spotting them. Consider who your audience is, and try to craft a message that they’ll find charming. It may be appropriate to use puns or jokes in your signage; it just depends on what kind of message you want to send to your customers. 

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Inappropriate, Disconcerting Use Of Quotation Marks

Inappropriate, Disconcerting Use Of Quotation Marks

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To Make A Nice Assistant Principal Sign

To Make A Nice Assistant Principal Sign

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Keeping the environment in mind is also crucial when designing a sign, as you want the colors to pop and the message to be easily recognizable from where customers will be walking or driving by. If the text is a strange font or too small, the entire message will be lost. When it comes to your color scheme, choose color combinations that are appealing but won’t blend in with their background. 

#17

To Make A Cool Sign For Your Pet Store

To Make A Cool Sign For Your Pet Store

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Being A Horny Teen In An Inappropriate Moment

Being A Horny Teen In An Inappropriate Moment

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It’s also wise to keep the design of a sign simple to ensure that the message is effective. Get straight to the point, and don’t use unnecessary words. Use enough space between design elements to make sure everything can be easily deciphered, and don’t add too many images or details. “Less is more when it comes to many things, but especially with sign design,” the experts at Conquest Graphics say.

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Ok, Be Right Over

Ok, Be Right Over

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Good Point

Good Point

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great Grandpa used to cut bait on a fishing boat. He was first an apprentice, the a journeyman and finally became a master baiter.

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It’s also key to be consistent with your brand. You want all of your advertisements and messages to have the same logo and color scheme, so they’re easily recognizable. This makes designing additional signage much easier, and it helps customers associate an image with your brand. Eventually, viewers of your signs will know they’re yours immediately, without even having to read the entire message first.  

#22

There Was An Attempt To Make A Sign

There Was An Attempt To Make A Sign

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#23

My Dad Ordered A Sign For His "Tuck Shop"

My Dad Ordered A Sign For His "Tuck Shop"

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#24

To Design A Water Fountain Image

To Design A Water Fountain Image

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We hope you’re enjoying this list of unintentionally hilarious signs, pandas. Whether you’re in charge of posting signs in your own workplace or you’re grateful you’ve never had to do so, keep upvoting the pics that you can’t help but chuckle at. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more signs that might have cost some people their jobs, you can find another Bored Panda article featuring funny sign fails right here!

#25

Small Town Signs Are Fun For A Dirty Mind

Small Town Signs Are Fun For A Dirty Mind

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