carve the cake, cross-cut the lettuce. You can find Fred Table Saw for $7.99 at Amazon.com.
a beer-lover’s wine glass or a wine-lover’s beer glass?
deadly serious sticky notes
a perfect pair of salad servers
the anytime anywhere beer glass
the perfect solution for your shoddy short-term memory
it’s all about the benjamins
Feeling a little cash poor these days? Not to worry, you can at least look like you’re Loaded with this full-color printed wallet. Satin-lined interior with lots of pockets for all your credit cards. No animals harmed individual gift boxes.
it’s a key ring
the handy handset for your hand-held phone
20 ways to calm down your noisy neighbors
Ah, Revenge is sweet, especially when extracted from your annoyingly loud neighbors! This CD features some disturbing noises… memorable tracks like Unhappy Dog, the agonizing squeal of Violin Practice, and the exquisitely excruciating din of House Party. So, don the handy earplugs that we’ve thoughtfully included crank up the volume and give your neighbors a taste of their own medicine.
the fun way to get wasted!
the drain stopper drowning in charm
sing in the shooOOOOoower
ultimate party multi-tasking
they’re candles with handles
PICK YOUR NOSE™
party cups with personality
PICK YOUR NOSE™ PARTY ANIMALS
turn your nose into something WILD
Happy doobie to you. You can find Lit Candles… Happy Doobie to You for $6.50 at Amazon.com.
Not your grandfather’s ice tray. You can find Fred Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray for $5.48 at Amazon.com.
Freeze, stir and chill. You can find Fred Cool Jazz Ice Cube Tray for $7.50 at Amazon.com.
Wood you like a snack?
Turn your party into a hard hat zone with these ten-penny party picks. Perfectly suited for driving into your cheese cubes and “manning up” your martini. The finishing touch is our wood grain caddy made from food-safe foam with a weighted base.
You can find Fred and Friends Pound for $9.06 at Amazon.com.
bigger, better, louder, cooler
You can find 500XL Giant Earbud Speakers for $39.99 at Amazon
TALK TO THE HAND™
palm-sized sticky notes
the hot buttered desk accessory!
there’s no esc for flies!
it’s where to park your picks
Finally, someone’s built a cheddar mousetrap. You can find Fred and Friends Oh Snap Cheese Cutter for $17.99 at Amazon.com.
CALF & HALF™
the udderly irresistible creamer
SMILE!™(With its built-in mirror)
Quick…is there anything stuck in my teeth?
It’s always important to always look your best, especially at the dinner table. So, between appetizer and entree, sneak a peek at Smile! and banish that telltale spinach. With its built-in mirror, you’ll eat, drink and be pretty.
launch your lunch
Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with your food. But hey – sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal – load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle, and watch your food take flight. Zing!
The voodoo doll toothpick holder. You can find Fred Toothpick Holder, Ouch Gray for $9.00 at Amazon.com.
Viva la longneck! You can find Fred and Friends Hopside Down for $18.99 at Amazon.com.
FOOT IN THE DOOR™
we ALL need a foot in the door
Four macho fridge magnets. You can find Fred and Friends Screwed Up for $6.00 at Amazon.com
FEET FIRST: YOU ARE HERE™
They really make an entrance
ONE MAN SHY™
Another bright idea from Mr. P
Keepin’ rhythm in the kitchen
PIZZA BOSS 3000™
Forensics for the kitchen. You can find Fred and Friends Evidence Knife at Amazon.com for $15.
TWIST & SPOUT™
Here is my handle, here is my spout
Cradle your ladle
saving for a full tank
The economy may be tanking, but you don’t have to. Put a few coins aside for a rainy day and watch the gauge inch its way upward. Before you know it, you’ll have a full tank! Each Fill’er Up bank is wrapped in a printed plastic sleeve for display.
They have your money, but you have their pen
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