Are you planning on committing any illegal activities tonight? Are you into smoking non-tobacco products out of glass tobacco water pipes? Do you know where the best place to hide drugs is? Then get in touch with this guy. Don't worry, he's not a cop. His twitter account is even called "Not A Cop," so he's definitely not a cop. He's actually a "17-year-old YOLOer" whose favorite pass times include "buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, and using drugs as well." So if you want to smoke 71 blunts and then go rob a bank, send this guy your coordinates and he'll come pick you up. And don't worry, he's definitely not a cop.


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Priya 2 weeks ago

My favourite!

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Katie M 2 weeks ago

This one is super funny!

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Sue Z Q 2 weeks ago

Where the sun don't shine.

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Miklós Nagy 2 weeks ago

Me with my morning coffee.

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Jeremie Guerra 2 weeks ago

I wonder if someone got actually caught because of this guy ^^

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Friedlander Rosenzweig 1 week ago

Does my Uncle Sol, the Daley Discount Drugs & Fountain Pharmacist count? He's been 15 years, but my was he a spiffy dresser back in the day!

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The Great Gambino 1 week ago

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Sure mines STFU-YOU-BASTARD

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 weeks ago

beers that get you the highest DEAD!

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Sue Z Q 2 weeks ago

Is a picture after the explosion OK?

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Marzo Florida 2 weeks ago

Marijauna hangover? xD

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