Do you get along with your neighbors? For some, coming home means unplugging from the rest of the world, other people included. But for others, neighbors can make the difference between a lonely, fearful, life, and a happy one.
These hilarious letters from neighbor-to-neighbor capture those special moments when it's hard to get along. Have you ever written an angry letter to, or received a complaint letter from, a neighbor? Post it below, or vote on your favorite!
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Seems Legit
It's hard enough to break a bad habit, don't enable those who need to quit!
The Pooper Stooper
My note was shorter "looks like you're out of pooper bags, here's a few to tide you over "; clipped to a half dozen of those cute little blue bags.
Wrapping-Paper Note Stuck To The Wall With A Band-Aid
Major kudos for leaving their unit number unlike most of the other note leavers
To The People Who Kept Us Up All Night
I cant believe that this person actually wrote down a running commentary like this. He/She must have enjoyed it though.
It's indeed funny, but honestly I wouldn't wait untill 9.10am if my neighbors don't let me sleep...
First of all it's Townshend, second I don't know why it would shame the band he's liberal- that's all beside the point. Instead of painfully trying to be clever, call the cops. I'm sure the jerk neighbors either didn't see this or didn't bother reading the entire drawn out list. That said- this was pretty funny otherwise.
A Funny Neighborly Note
Toilet paper on Amazon? Does it have some special print on it or something? Just wondering
Why not? Free shipping and cheaper than most local stores!
Load More Replies...Decided To Use Reverse Psychology On The New Neighbors
my buddy's sister makes $65 /hour on the computer . She has been without a job for 7 months but last month her income was $19685 just working on the computer for a few hours. you can try here..... www.new-jobs8.com
Load More Replies...Saw This On A Neighbor's Door Coming Home At Midnight
Stealing Plants
I think this one is my favorite. You could sub a bunch of things in for "plants" and it would be equally as funny, like stealing people's lunches from the fridge at work! :o)
They should of put "don't touch, slow acting poison" imagine that person's face....
My Neighbor Left Some Notes For The Maintenance Guy
my buddy's sister makes $65 /hour on the computer . She has been without a job for 7 months but last month her income was $19685 just working on the computer for a few hours. you can try here..... www.new-jobs8.com
Load More Replies...If I was that worried about my cats getting out I'd stay home that day or luck them in a room that the repair work was being done in.
My Neighbor Is Clearly Not Pleased With Someone
The Neighbors Need To Stop
So My Neighbors Had A Dispute
They should of put "ps, did the sound of my lawn's awesomeness bother you?"
In the city I live in if someone doesn't/won't cut their lawn there is a number you can call and the city will come out and cut it and then send a bill to the home owner for doing the job for them.
FYI From Your Neighbors Across The Way
You’re A Wiseass, Harry
I once lived in an apartment under a couple who had a 2-3 year old girl. She ran from one end of the apartment to the other for hours at a time. In addition, the boyfriend had a set of drums in the master bedroom (yep, right above my bedroom) and played - badly - at all hours.
I'm so sorry....R.I.P....your ears....(and possibly your sanity)....lol
Load More Replies...I once had a police officer live above me that used weights every night after work at 3am until other people started complaining about it after 6 months (I wasn't believed cause I waswas only 20 & a police officer wouwouldn'tnldnt lie) His gf was a screamer too.
Please Do Not Feed The Pigeons
Like poop everywhere and multiple and once they have babies the generations to come will never leave as long as part the building still stands.
What happens in places where there are a lot of birds? A lot of bird poop ;)
Load More Replies...Hey I Just Met You
This Happens When You Live Next Door To Edward Scissorhands
Note To Neighbor
I'm Sure She Is Friendly With The Neighbors
twenty bucks says she tossed it herself because she doesn't like the gift
You should probably get out your wallet.......
Load More Replies...A Friend Of Mine Posted This On Her Neighbor's Door
Note To Neighbor
I wouldn't be upset about 1 s**t, it's when it happens every fricking day!!!
A Friendly Haiku
Friend's Neighbor Left Her A Note On Her Front Door
Thank You For Making My Day, Neighbors
A Friend Left A Note For His Neighbor
I Know I've Been Tempted To Do This To My Neighbor
My friend had a neighbour tell her she should get her dog's vocal chords cut. Yep. The thing is, if a dog is barking when you aren't home; you don't know. I check with neighbours, to see if that's the case and honestly, I'd rather someone had the decency to tell me. That way, the dog's separation issues, boredom or fear of the nieghbour notes could and would be addressed.
Not cool ... call bylaw or whoever looks after that, or write the message on a note. But to marker up someone's house ... It's not funny. And you can't always help what your dog does when you're not home! Our dog used to bark too, but not since we got another dog and she has a friend.
Unless one lives outside the city they should train their dog/s not to bark non-stop. Our last dog almost died others on out block got very sick, when some a*****e threw poisoned meat in our yards in a afford to kill a dog in the area that was aloud to barked non-stop day & night.
Load More Replies...Country Sorority Girls Leave A Note On Our Door
The 1st apt building I lived in I was the youngest in it at the time (19). I was blamed all the time for stuff. I was finally believed it wasn't me when my mom was apt/cat sitting well I was out of the city for 2 weeks. I was a huge nerd, I didn't do party's.
Thanks For The Note, Neighbor
Honestly I never understood why people had to be vulgar and insulting everytime they have a problem. The same people who will complain after that people are aggressive with them... Just try to be polite for once, it can do miracle to ask NICELY.
Thanks, Good Neighbor
The Weird Thing Is My Neighbor Got The Same Note An Hour Later
Dear Potential Hot Woman
Jock Block
Happy New Year, Neighbor
I had a guy like that above me once the caretaker (friend of the family) didn't believe me until she retirement and moved next to him.
House For Sale
Not very smart if you want to get rid of the house .... who would want to live next to an a*****e neighbor?
I Love My Neighbor’s Passion
Wait I know that store! CRAM is a menswear boutique on Broadway in 🏳🌈 Boystown, Chicago. I do seem to recall an unusually large selection of NASTY PIG brand jocks and briefs. . .
A building my parents where Caretakers for had someone stealing underwear it ended up being a guy with a fetish for woman's panties lol
Note To Neighbor
Hide Yo' Kids
The Note That My Frat Bro Neighbors Got Today
Neighbor Note
"she's Got The Look" - Poster Found On The Staircase Window.
How To Be The Worst Neighbor Ever
Lol...They shame the person for their vulgar language; meanwhile, their own grammar is atrocious.
A Note Someone Left On My Neighbor's Door
Note To Neighbor
Angry Neighbor Note
why would one care if they throw a little bag of poo in their can? the guy who wrote this is truly one pathetic ahole..
umm that stuff stinks sitting in a can in the summer also who wants that in their garbage can with no dog, once again it sticks. I have a dog and would never put it in someone elses garbage.
Load More Replies...Thanks In Advance, Random Neighbor
Note To Neighbors
Nice Little Note Our Neighbors Left On Our Door Last Night
I just put my huge fan at our adjoining vent and push it all back into their apartment
We Do Not Own A Rooster, Nor Have We Ever Seen Or Even Heard One
This Note Was Left In Our Temporary Mailbox
Wonder if their neighbor is Martha Stewart? It's sad they're so shallow and it bothers them that much. I'd get an uglier permanent box!
Friendly Neighbor Note
Note I Found On Neighbor's Door
The Neighbor Doesnt Like Me Parking In Front Of His House
Wheelie Wars: A Warning To An Irresponsible Dog Owner, And The Reply That Appeared Next Day!
Death By Incense!
This Anonymous Note Was Taped To An Iron Bench In Front Of Our House
We're that house on our street. I really don't care what they think lol I also use the dandelions as a treat for my rabbits and the leaves for my lizards. My kids pick them too.
yeah i think this is a little crazy, they should worry about their own property, not yours, its not like you are a hoarder and you "junk" is all over your lawn.
Load More Replies...Good for bees as well. I never destroy dandelions in my own lawn, but none of my neighbors have ever complained.
I have some dandelions but a lot more Queen Anne's Lace, which I harvest for medicinal purposes. An anonymous neighbour calls the By-Law Enforcement Office every year to complain. He must be afraid to speak to me in person.
