63 Neighbourly Notes You Wouldn’t Want To Find On Your Doorstep

It's hard enough to break a bad habit, don't enable those who need to quit!

This note I'm sure started ww3

this is something that I would do

One of the most Epic neighbor notes ive seen in a long long time :D

Toilet paper on Amazon? Does it have some special print on it or something? Just wondering

this is EPIC :D

So many fucks. FUCK xD

I think this one is my favorite. You could sub a bunch of things in for "plants" and it would be equally as funny, like stealing people's lunches from the fridge at work! :o)

WHO LET THE CATS OUT! MEOW MEOW MEOW-MEOW

This threat kinda of sounds like everybody loses.

This is well written and to the point. They got free advice without paying for counseling. Take a break and make the break!~

I'm confused. Why would you call the police on someone's lawn?

May be they want other people to see them

I once lived in an apartment under a couple who had a 2-3 year old girl. She ran from one end of the apartment to the other for hours at a time. In addition, the boyfriend had a set of drums in the master bedroom (yep, right above my bedroom) and played - badly - at all hours.

Like poop everywhere and multiple and once they have babies the generations to come will never leave as long as part the building still stands.

so poetic....

i love it !

Hmm, a gift asshole? Well...

excellent haha

I wouldn't be upset about 1 s**t, it's when it happens every fricking day!!!

I want to know how the dog got there.

Ha Ya'll We're taught to say please and thank you.

nice to see one not full of venom

My friend had a neighbour tell her she should get her dog's vocal chords cut. Yep. The thing is, if a dog is barking when you aren't home; you don't know. I check with neighbours, to see if that's the case and honestly, I'd rather someone had the decency to tell me. That way, the dog's separation issues, boredom or fear of the nieghbour notes could and would be addressed.

The 1st apt building I lived in I was the youngest in it at the time (19). I was blamed all the time for stuff. I was finally believed it wasn't me when my mom was apt/cat sitting well I was out of the city for 2 weeks. I was a huge nerd, I didn't do party's.

Honestly I never understood why people had to be vulgar and insulting everytime they have a problem. The same people who will complain after that people are aggressive with them... Just try to be polite for once, it can do miracle to ask NICELY.

This person had class.

Oh dayymn! Poor guy!

LOL XD

Burn unit is on its way! Ahahahaha!

Not very smart if you want to get rid of the house .... who would want to live next to an asshole neighbor?

OMG! I want to know what happened next! :D

sexy times hahaha

I can't see what it says

Lol...They shame the person for their vulgar language; meanwhile, their own grammar is atrocious.

Gentle is not nice

It's called secure wireless

Winter is coming

If only everyone was so well-mannered

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That's why many cities have ordinances against keeping roosters, but you can keep chickens.

Wonder if their neighbor is Martha Stewart? It's sad they're so shallow and it bothers them that much. I'd get an uglier permanent box!

hey diablo 3 its a great game

i laughed waaay too hard

We're that house on our street. I really don't care what they think lol I also use the dandelions as a treat for my rabbits and the leaves for my lizards. My kids pick them too.

"Dear Neighbors, I'm an a***ole and have no intention of changing that. P.S. you need to spend money to cope with my selfishness because I am incapable of turning the volume down and shutting my piehole."

My favorite excuse for someone letting the dog shit on your lawn is " I can't control it" and the dog is smaller then a cat, if you can't control it and train it a dog isn't a pet for you consider a caged pet.