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Good sex and good food aren't just things that make life; they're the things that make it worth living. To celebrate the two best things in life, I decided to create a penis-shaped cooking blog called Peen Cuisine.

I truly believe the world would be a better place if everyone felt a little more, well, satisfied. Peen Cuisine is the cooking blog that's on a mission to share recipes that whet the appetite (among other things). With new erotica-infused recipes published weekly, the goal is to help readers make love and make food.

More info: peencuisine.com

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Cockprese Salad

Cockprese Salad

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Andrew Gibb
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

brings new meaning to the word 'dickcheese'

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    Dark Chocolate Cock Pops

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    Miso Corny

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    Cockamole & Chips

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    #5

    Blueberry Creamed Puffs

    Blueberry Creamed Puffs

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    Briana Delaney
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these have a hole in he right place, so if you squeeze...?

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    #6

    Zupeeni Fritters

    Zupeeni Fritters

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    Pear & Gorgonzola Peenza

    Pear & Gorgonzola Peenza

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    Fried Tofu With Peen-Nut Sauce

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    Green Peen Ricotta Dip

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