The Worst Movie Tropes Of All Time: Vote For The Ones That Drive You Nuts
We’ve all seen them: the hacker typing furiously while yelling “I’m in,” the hero walking away from an explosion without flinching, or the villain who just has to explain their entire evil plan.
These movie moments are iconic… but they’re also completely overdone.
In this poll, we’re putting the cheesiest and most eye-roll-worthy movie tropes to the test. Vote for the ones that drive you the craziest and see if the world agrees with your picks.
Whether you’re a casual viewer or a full-on film nerd, this is your chance to purge the clichés once and for all. Lights, camera… cringe!
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Splitting Up In A Haunted House
Exactly this, if every movie was realistic they'd just be about getting up in the morning, making toast and tea, then sitting in an office all day yawning. The extended directors cut would be long enough to get to lunchtime, and we'd watch someone eating sad sandwiches.
Load More Replies...It's fine. We need to separate the hormonal jocks and their GFs in order that they can be dispatched as quickly as possible in order to get the story going.
The "Bad Boy" With A Haunted Past, Who Rides A Motorbike, And Is Always In A Leather Jacket
If this picture shows the »Terminator«, a haunted past is rather ironic, because actually he's hunting in the past...🤷🏽
A haunted future, he sort of has. But, way more important - the choice of motorcycle. He drives a nicely modified CB 750-Four, with low handlebars and that half-fare and stuff. In the 2nd part, his choice of bike deviated from what I'd chose, but regardless - whoever picked that Honda in part one proved to have decent taste.
Load More Replies...I’ll take that one step further: Perfectly nice woman falls in love with him and suddenly he sell the motorcycle and becomes a 100% responsible adult, great husband, and wonderful father. NOT the reality of him never growing up, leading her a dog’s life, and being an all-around p**s-poor husband.
The Hero Walks Away In Slo-Mo From An Explosion Without Looking Back
It's also unrealistic - given the nature of massive explosions, it'd launch the hero into stratosphere and burn him to a crisp.
Or at the very least, pepper his back with shrapnel.
Load More Replies...Illustrated by a picture from Con Air that pushed the boundaries of how ridiculous an action movie could be, at least, until the Fast/Furious series turned up.
okay but like, the point of watching a movie is to get an escape from reality, so I mean, walking away from an explosion, yeah, it's not realistic, but it looks cool and that's the point
The Main Lead's Wife Or Girlfriend Being A Total Sweetheart Only To Die Soon After
Let's subvert "fridging" by making the wife/GF alive. Imagine the brooding, badass hero having conversation like: "I'm doing all of this for only one reason... my wife." "You lost a wife? I'm so sorry." "Nope, she's at home waiting for me, I just love her very much, y'know"
bonus points for "she wants me home at a reasonable hour". like he misses her and wants to spend time with her.
Load More Replies...Whenever I see a couple super happy and a too-good-to-be-true husband or wife, I say to my wife, "they'll be dead any minute now"
Just because she’s doomed, doesn’t mean she’s sweet and good. Every once in a while they should make the doomed wife an annoying bîtçh.
The Hacker Always "Hacks" Into Everything In 5 Seconds And Says, "I'm In"
You don’t actually have to show the whole process. Just make it clear that it’s not something that happens in seconds. Sneakers did a great job of showing the amount of effort that can go into a successful hack.
Load More Replies...Mr EEB works in IT, I'd love for them to get rid of this trope just so I don't have to listen to him shouting at the telly every time it happens.
You should show him that scene from CSI where two people are trying to fight off a hacker by using the *same* keyboard at the *same* time, until what's-his-name gets fed up of their antics not working and yanks the power out disconnecting the computer they were using (but probably not the one that was being attacked, or the now-compromised router). Yes, it's every bit as silly as it sounds.
Load More Replies...Complete with inch tall text and classy breaking-in animations. In reality, your $ prompt becomes a # and you can fiddle with important stuff.
Fake Dating That Turns Real Or Turns Enemies Into Lovers
Running Through The Airport Or Rain For Love Because Of A “Misunderstanding”
You couldn’t do it in most modern airports. It takes forever to get through security….and you have to have a boarding pass to get through security.
The Female Lead Drops Everything On The Ground, Then Makes Intense Eye Contact With Her Main Love Interest When He Helps Her Pick Everything Up
Many soap operas evolve around staring contests between two characters with dramatic back tune (and “remembering” events from past (episodes), when you have to fill in a newer episode).
If that happened to me, I’d be suspicious enough to wonder if he was a con artist or serial kïller.
Phone Battery Dies At The Worst Time
Batteries DO have the unfortunate habit of dying in worst possible moment though.
How about the trope of people literally NEVER plugging in their phone overnight on the nightstand?
I mean, s**t happens - I actually have the bad luck that this happens quite often to me
“It’s Probably Just The Wind”
The sounds of footsteps in the attic? You have a vivid imagination, this is an old house, the pipes are just old and pathetic. The figure behind the window? Nonsense, the moon is just creating shadows from the tree branches. The missing knife from the rack? Oh, honey, it must be in the dishwasher.
Hold on though, let's strip to our underwear, then split up and search the house!
Load More Replies...The Nerd Gets Hot And Is Suddenly Popular
At the point when the character's glow-up involves removing glasses, I take mine off too because I've seen enough.
Just straighten your hair and take off your glasses. *rolls eyes*
Load More Replies...i'd like to see them get popular for something other than getting hot. like pick anything other than aesthetic and this could be interesting again
Listen, all the awkward and unattractive kids in high school somehow manage to have a 100% glow up by their 10th Reunion. Not because of extreme cosmetic surgery, but simply because they finally finished growing up, learned about clothes (and makeup), found their personal style that suits them, and are completely comfortable in their own skin—-and it shows.
😆 I've already slandered Princess Diaries and here we are. In literally all such cases, the "before" is much better than "after".
The Villain Is Related To The Hero
And the eternal: “You and me, we are alike/the same”, said by usually a homicidal, child-eating sadistic maniac to a flower loving hero and a father of five.
Hearing A Mysterious Sound While Home Alone
Then walking around shouting "Hello" when you think there's an intruder. Now they know where you are.
Right? If you think there’s an intruder, LEAVE.
Load More Replies...The Dressing Room Montage With Upbeat Pop Music
Especially the "makeover montage" where they take a cute, quirky girl and turn her into boring, conventionally attractive diva (looking at you Princess Diaries).
One Human Hero Defeats 20 Guys Solo
But the fat, 80 year old villain will have a 10 minute hand-to-hand duel with the hero and beats him up to near death before being defeated through some Deus ex machina magic
And they each tke turns being defeated. One at a time, never at the same time...
I chose not cringe because that's a picture from John Wick. There are ways that make this trope awful (see any Seagal movie), and there are ways that make this trope cool (as above).
The Car Explodes After A Small Crash
There's a great joke scene in one episode of South Park when a car goes off a cliff, lands, and then sits there just long enough for you to think "Why didn't it explode?" before it explodes. 💥
Yeah, remember that. In Family Guy, a horse pulling a carriage fall off a cliff. Both explode.
Load More Replies...German TV show "Alarm for Cobra 11" - A pebble hits the rim and every car in a radius of 150m will explode in a chain reaction leaving behind a mushroom cloud before the fictional highway police (and not the GSG9) stops a bioweapon wielding terrorist that can easily k**l off all of Europe. No guessing needed why we aren't famous for our shows.....
We're not? Cobra 11 is an extreme example. There's been drinking games with that show, every explosion is a glass of booze. But, that makes people drunk before even the main criminals are introduced, let alone remember the episode's conclusion. The jumping from car to car at highway speeds ... during a dumb daring competition, I jumped from a pickup's bed onto another pickup's bed at about 20 km/h, and that almost went horribly wrong already. Turns out, once you jumped off, the drag you receive from the air significantly impacts how well you can aim for where to land, ... but, you're right in that they massively overstep their competence - GSG 9 would send everyone else off, and they'd obey -, and the amount of explosions and chain reactive crash arrangements is somewhat ridiculous, but it's always really well executed, and sometimes, the features and traits of certain vehicles are displayed rather correct. In one episode the criminal steals a Maserati Biturbo, and quickly overtakes without shifting gears - cos that's what Turbos can do really well. When THAT one fell of a cliff, they used a Nissan 200 SX or so - the one with the pushed-in headlights - as a stunt double. Nice they don't waste precious hightech history, really appreciate that.
Load More Replies...Cringe, because one movie tried to play at straight in production and captured some great footage of a car wrecking itself down a very long cliff. Bang, crash, wallop, even had the petrol tank burst partway down and bits of engine block...it was sheer wreck p0rn. But what it wasn't was explosive. Cars *can* catch fire in a crash, and they *can* blow up if flames and fuel vapour meet (much much harder with diesel) but cars are nothing like as explosive as seen in the movies. Even electric cars don't explode. A damaged battery might burn hot enough to wreck the road and ignite nearby cars (and god help you if it's a covered car park, especially one under or inside a residential building), but it won't be a pleasing kaboom.
Someone Survives A Skyscraper Fall By Holding On To The Edge Of The Ledge Without Losing Grip
How about one falling and the other grabbing the first person’s hand while holding on with one hand on to some ledge.
That would totally hurt so bad stopping dead weight like that.
Load More Replies...What? In the face of falling to their death, they not only don’t have the inevitable heart attack, they’re not even panicking and possess the strongest grip and absolute DRIEST palms possible, so they can grip that ledge and hold on to the other person’s hand which also has a freakishly strong grip and bone dry palms.
The Damsel Who Can’t Stop Screaming
Kids that keep high pitched screaming. It ruined war of the world's and many other movies.
The “Not Like Other Girls” Girl
To be fair they toned down the manic pixie girl roles dramatically in Hollywood. Not totally gone but at least not every lead in any romantic role.
But they replaced them with Mary Sues instead - Can do everything better, is always right and never struggles as problems are minor obsticales and never a serious threat or hardship
Load More Replies...The Villain Wasn’t Really Dead After All
The Football Jock Is Secretly A Reader
I can assure you that if you want a guy who's a genuine bookworm / nerd, he's not gonna look like Chris Hemsworth. Those "BookTok" girlies who post pictures of hot, ripped, shirtless men in glasses holding a book like "I love men who read so much 😍" are in for a big disappointment 😅
Now, once in a while reality gives us an athlete who is very concerned for their grades and their future non-sports related career, and the football scholarship merely helped them pay for the majority of the education necessary to achieve that non-sports career.
Load More Replies...The City Gets Destroyed During A Superhero Battle… And There Are No Consequences
Well, should we watch the construction work afterwards too? Edit: Maybe it would make a good sequel... Spiderman: The Reconstruction - 2 hours of construction workers complaining about the stupid superheroes.
That was the plot of Spiderman: Homecoming. Vulture's origin story was how the construction and clean up work after the Avengers "saved" the world was suddenly "classified" and he was out all the money invested on staff and vendors. I'm right there with him on that.
Load More Replies...Happily Ever After
Mean Girls In Matching Outfits
I think there should be one movie incorporating all of these and similar tropes. Viewers would have a scorecard and tick each item off as it occurs.
A little surprised that the bury your gays trope wasn't on here but then again.
I’m not sure I go into a superhero film expecting it to be a documentary, so I’m happy to suspend disbelief for a while. What I don’t like is when the military or police are portrayed wrongly in gritty dramas, i.e. why are you wearing your beret back to front, or wearing it whilst helicopter blades are turning above your head?
I don't know about some of these, movies are meant to be an escape, if you make it all realistic, about everyday life, no one would watch them. Most of these aren't 'cringe' persay, just unrealistic
I'm surprised that "My god! Here comes the killer! Let's run into the basement where all the chainsaws are!" Isn't on the list!
I think there should be one movie incorporating all of these and similar tropes. Viewers would have a scorecard and tick each item off as it occurs.
A little surprised that the bury your gays trope wasn't on here but then again.
I’m not sure I go into a superhero film expecting it to be a documentary, so I’m happy to suspend disbelief for a while. What I don’t like is when the military or police are portrayed wrongly in gritty dramas, i.e. why are you wearing your beret back to front, or wearing it whilst helicopter blades are turning above your head?
I don't know about some of these, movies are meant to be an escape, if you make it all realistic, about everyday life, no one would watch them. Most of these aren't 'cringe' persay, just unrealistic
I'm surprised that "My god! Here comes the killer! Let's run into the basement where all the chainsaws are!" Isn't on the list!
