26 Responses People Had To This Anti-Vaxxer Proudly Wearing A ‘Jesus Wasn’t Vaccinated’ T-Shirt
Oh boy, here we go again. Just when you thought the anti-vaxxer craze was beaten back for good with the shovel of logic, it’s back with a vengeance. There are still plenty of people who believe some conspiracy theory, like the government/New World Order/Illuminati/lizardmen/aliens, are seeking to control and hurt us with vaccines and immunization. However, fortunately, some individuals on social media are on science’s side in the fight against superstition.
A photo of a woman wearing a T-shirt proclaiming ‘Spoiler Alert… Jesus Wasn’t Vaccinated’ got posted online. Can you imagine the reaction to this shamefully uneducated, funny slogan? Go on, and I’ll give you three guesses. That’s right, you guessed it in one – internet users mocked her and other anti-vaccination preachers relentlessly, with some incredible jokes being thrown about.
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The jokes first started coming hard and fast, one after another, after the Christian Nightmares Twitter account posted the picture of the T-shirt being worn. Internet users were quick to point out that the T-shirt’s slogan made absolutely no sense at all, and came up with lots of witty and quirky comebacks.
One Twitter user by the name of Andy Richter replied to the Jesus Wasn’t Vaccinated T-shirt with: Neither was Satan. Another internet fan, using the handle Participation Trophy Wife, got personal by stating that Jesus didn’t wear T-shirts or have poorly bleached hair. (Ouch, that one had to sting). While a third tweeter, Privileged White Guy, conceded that the woman isn’t wrong, before adding that when kids die from preventable diseases, they aren’t coming back on Easter. Comedy gold.
You’re right to be worried about the anti-vaccine (or anti-vaxxer) movement. It’s a serious threat to you and me and everyone else in society. Not just to the kids whose parents refuse to let them get their shots. Anti-vaxxers also undermine a concept called community immunity, which protects a small minority that’s not immune to a disease by surrounding them by a vast majority of people who are immune to it. Unfortunately, when more people refuse vaccinations, this puts others (who perhaps can’t be vaccinated) in danger.
The World Health Organization warned that there was a massive 30% increase in the number of people contracting measles worldwide because more and more people forgo getting vaccinated against this disease. The scariest thing? This disease is resurging in countries where it was almost entirely eliminated before.
Professor Arthur Caplan, who teaches bioethics at New York University, told The Guardian that “viruses spread easily in urban environments.”
“Plus, cities are transportation hubs providing truck, car, train and plane routes for infected people to spread disease worldwide. The more unvaccinated people there are, especially in cities, the easier the spread of disease,” Caplan went into detail about the dangers the anti-vaxxer movement poses. “Anti-vaxxers put their communities and others at risk. Many people and children and newborns can’t be vaccinated due to transplants, cancer treatments, immune diseases. You vaccinate to protect yourself and kids and neighbors who cannot.”
While there will always be individuals who think that T-shirts spreading disinformation about vaccinations might be ‘a bit of a laugh’, the reality is that it’s small things like these that steadily undermine the public’s trust in shots.
Sadly, there is no vaccine for stupidity because it seems to be highly contagious.
Dinosaurs weren't vaccinated either and look what happened to them.
Yes, I am in agreement. The T -Rex last descendants are chicken so, there seemed to be no cure for stopping humans from eating chicken...
Load More Replies...Sure, Jesus wasn't vaccinated, but we are only human. ♥ (whether you believe in religion or not, it's like saying "Superman wasn't vaccinated")
There were no vaccinations in the first century AD, so it's not even like it's an argument.
Load More Replies...Anti-Vaxers have a point.- You can't get Autism if you die from Polio. That's just science.
In Croatia, it depends. Some vaccines are obbligatory by law and these are done systematically.
Load More Replies...Honestly the whole "anti-vaxxer" situation is bull****. If you want the best for your children and you want them to live long healthy lives you must vaccinate them so they don't catch harmful diseases! It's that simple! :(
And not just your own children but all those kids (and adults) with weakened immune systems who will die when they get measles from the unvaccinated kids...
Load More Replies...If that's her reason for refusing vaccines then she doesn't get to use anti-biotics or ANY form of life support either. Good luck surviving pneumonia
I’m almost certainly in the minority in this, but I think that anti-vaxers should be prosecuted criminally. People are dying because of the lies that they are spreading.
She's so wrong, Jesus got all the vaccines that were available during his time.
yep, breastfeeding was the only way to get it at the time.
Load More Replies...Arguably Jesus (if he was real) went around healing all those that hadn't been vaccinated. Did she miss the bit about the leprocy camps etc.
I'm not impressed. I get that some people have no belief in Jesus Christ, but why post the totally insulting ones. I found several to be offensive. And I am not devout. Try insulting Mohammed and watch what happens!
I can't blame this child; people whom she loves and trusts told her this and she believes them because she's a child. Her parents probably think Jesus was a blond white guy, too. Don't mock her, but one can blame her parents for teaching their child to have a false sense of superiority. That's where this anti-vaxxer stuff comes from, a group of frightened people who want desperately to believe that they're better and smarter than everyone else, and that their upper middle class-ness and "special knowledge" will save them when the s**t hits the fan in the next 10-20 years. Good luck to them, I guess.
The real bad guys here are the ones that are faced with clear explanations and facts and choose the path of ignorance themselves.
Load More Replies...Not all Christians are anti-vaxxers! Just because one Christian says they don't agree with getting their child vaccinated doesn't mean every Christian is. Please do not shame Christians. My religion is very important to me and others. You are all entitled to your opinions but that gives you no right whatsoever to tear others down for being a Christian or any other religion. And just to be clear I'm not an anti-vaxxer.
fully upvoting, my exact thoughts some ppl show no respect to christianity but cry aloud when smn talks bad about even their clothes
Load More Replies...She will probably hear nothing but praise if she is from the Bible belt.
Load More Replies...Mym mom says: If God want's to punish someone, He takes away their brain (reasonig).
Jesus was actually going to get vaccinated, but due to a slight cosmological error by God, he was born a couple of thousand years too early.
Religion seems to be ignorance about how the world works. Often times there is willful ignorance. I really hope she has an open mind, takes some science classes, and changes her mind. The bible is a book with a talking donkey in it, cooking with human feces, a man who gets super powers because of the length of his hair, witches, wizards, zombies, worldwide floods, etc. She is going to believe that these obviously fictional fairy tales are true, but she doesn't believe vaccines help people? Religion had some useful purposes in ancient times, but it has nothing to do with our modern reality and has become extremely detrimental, as illustrated by this post.
I think that we should all be able to choose religion, as long as we don't burden others with it, such as in this post.
Load More Replies...I don't have a problem with anti-vaxxers...I have a problem with anti-vaxxers being out amongst the general population. If you choose not to vaccinate, then stay home in your own little world. Your "choice" not to vaccinate puts those that can't vaccinate in danger. Don't risk their lives because you have a choice and they don't. And I think any anti-vaxxer that chooses not to vaccinate and starts an epidemic of a preventable illness should be brought up on assault charges and serve time in jail......If they can do it to people that knowingly infect partners with HIV..they can do it with anti-vaxxers too.
Two things that never get old: Dark humor and kids who aren't vaccinated.
I created an account, just to give you an upvote.
Load More Replies...I think he may have wanted a tetanus vaccine afterwards... just saying.
But I bet you were, or you'd be too busy dying to promote this b******t.
Mickey Mouse wasn't vaccinated, and that sumbitch is 91 years old. Murica.
Memo to self: if you're God in human form, you don't need shots. Got it!
I did not realize that this comment on stupid would spark this conversation
Load More Replies..."Community immunity" only works when there is a greater than 90% vaccination rate. We aren't there in any of the current vaccines in the US.
What stupid commentaries these atheist people write to her. They really think they are funny? Well they need vaccines even when vaccines are bad for our system because they eat bad. If you eat well, if you are vegan, don't take it. None of my nephews (4) received that, vaccines have very negative effects. It has nothing to do with superstitons. These atheist people! So ignorants! - Vacunate contra la estupidez pana! Vaccine yourselves against stupidity!
Have you ever heard of a thing called 'Science' ?
Load More Replies..."When kids die of preventable diseases, they aren't coming back for Easter" DAMN.
Ironically I'm watching a priest on National Television right now telling people to get vaccinated. I wish I could post a video here. I wish there was a vaccine for stupidity.
I believe that people should be vaccinated. This shirt does make an illogical argument. I also believe that some of the comments below me are not very uplifting or beneficial. This bored panda post was meant to poke fun of the lady's ridiculous shirt, NOT make fun or insult Jesus. If people have a problem with Jesus or religion please keep your thoughts private as not to offend anyone, like myself. : )
What the f**k does Jesus have to do with it? Jesus also didn't wear pants, use mouthwash, drive a car, watch TV, drink Coke, or wipe his a*s with toilet paper.
Yes, because Jesus lived a long and healthy life without vaccinations!?!?
Also why are people trying to roast a clueless kid? Not her fault. Pathetic
These comments just might save the life of one of her kids to be.
Load More Replies..."One Twitter user by the name of Andy Richter..." Am I just old now or what? Andy Richter isn't really that unknown now is he?
Yes, but his Father allowed vaccines to be invented. ( or are you trying to say that is Satan's work?) I can picture it now... "how can I destroy mankind???? I know I will have a vaccine invented to PREVENT many childhood diseases.... then I will create idiots who wont trust them!"
wow so many piece of sheet people in this comment thread. are you all that miserable in your lives, lacking excitement, are you that bored that you have to spew this hate towards this young girl? nobody cares about your opinions.
She made her opinion public, what's wrong with people responding to it?
Load More Replies...Jesus also wasn't a 6 foot tall, blonde haired, blue eyed Adonis. That's a Borgia.
People use jokes and insults when they have no actual knowledge about the subject. After a few shots they can't even remember what the subject was.
What a moron! Fine don't get any shots.... Go ahead and die horribly. Stupid Stupid people. By the way Jesus is a fictional character moron
Yeah, okay! That is not how the “spoiler alert” meme is used. She’s just wrong all over that statement.
It also brings out the morons from underneath the stones they are living.
Load More Replies...It's indication how the bleach affected her brain.
Load More Replies...Well, you could always leave........please. Want some cheese with that whine?
Load More Replies...Sadly, there is no vaccine for stupidity because it seems to be highly contagious.
Dinosaurs weren't vaccinated either and look what happened to them.
Yes, I am in agreement. The T -Rex last descendants are chicken so, there seemed to be no cure for stopping humans from eating chicken...
Load More Replies...Sure, Jesus wasn't vaccinated, but we are only human. ♥ (whether you believe in religion or not, it's like saying "Superman wasn't vaccinated")
There were no vaccinations in the first century AD, so it's not even like it's an argument.
Load More Replies...Anti-Vaxers have a point.- You can't get Autism if you die from Polio. That's just science.
In Croatia, it depends. Some vaccines are obbligatory by law and these are done systematically.
Load More Replies...Honestly the whole "anti-vaxxer" situation is bull****. If you want the best for your children and you want them to live long healthy lives you must vaccinate them so they don't catch harmful diseases! It's that simple! :(
And not just your own children but all those kids (and adults) with weakened immune systems who will die when they get measles from the unvaccinated kids...
Load More Replies...If that's her reason for refusing vaccines then she doesn't get to use anti-biotics or ANY form of life support either. Good luck surviving pneumonia
I’m almost certainly in the minority in this, but I think that anti-vaxers should be prosecuted criminally. People are dying because of the lies that they are spreading.
She's so wrong, Jesus got all the vaccines that were available during his time.
yep, breastfeeding was the only way to get it at the time.
Load More Replies...Arguably Jesus (if he was real) went around healing all those that hadn't been vaccinated. Did she miss the bit about the leprocy camps etc.
I'm not impressed. I get that some people have no belief in Jesus Christ, but why post the totally insulting ones. I found several to be offensive. And I am not devout. Try insulting Mohammed and watch what happens!
I can't blame this child; people whom she loves and trusts told her this and she believes them because she's a child. Her parents probably think Jesus was a blond white guy, too. Don't mock her, but one can blame her parents for teaching their child to have a false sense of superiority. That's where this anti-vaxxer stuff comes from, a group of frightened people who want desperately to believe that they're better and smarter than everyone else, and that their upper middle class-ness and "special knowledge" will save them when the s**t hits the fan in the next 10-20 years. Good luck to them, I guess.
The real bad guys here are the ones that are faced with clear explanations and facts and choose the path of ignorance themselves.
Load More Replies...Not all Christians are anti-vaxxers! Just because one Christian says they don't agree with getting their child vaccinated doesn't mean every Christian is. Please do not shame Christians. My religion is very important to me and others. You are all entitled to your opinions but that gives you no right whatsoever to tear others down for being a Christian or any other religion. And just to be clear I'm not an anti-vaxxer.
fully upvoting, my exact thoughts some ppl show no respect to christianity but cry aloud when smn talks bad about even their clothes
Load More Replies...She will probably hear nothing but praise if she is from the Bible belt.
Load More Replies...Mym mom says: If God want's to punish someone, He takes away their brain (reasonig).
Jesus was actually going to get vaccinated, but due to a slight cosmological error by God, he was born a couple of thousand years too early.
Religion seems to be ignorance about how the world works. Often times there is willful ignorance. I really hope she has an open mind, takes some science classes, and changes her mind. The bible is a book with a talking donkey in it, cooking with human feces, a man who gets super powers because of the length of his hair, witches, wizards, zombies, worldwide floods, etc. She is going to believe that these obviously fictional fairy tales are true, but she doesn't believe vaccines help people? Religion had some useful purposes in ancient times, but it has nothing to do with our modern reality and has become extremely detrimental, as illustrated by this post.
I think that we should all be able to choose religion, as long as we don't burden others with it, such as in this post.
Load More Replies...I don't have a problem with anti-vaxxers...I have a problem with anti-vaxxers being out amongst the general population. If you choose not to vaccinate, then stay home in your own little world. Your "choice" not to vaccinate puts those that can't vaccinate in danger. Don't risk their lives because you have a choice and they don't. And I think any anti-vaxxer that chooses not to vaccinate and starts an epidemic of a preventable illness should be brought up on assault charges and serve time in jail......If they can do it to people that knowingly infect partners with HIV..they can do it with anti-vaxxers too.
Two things that never get old: Dark humor and kids who aren't vaccinated.
I created an account, just to give you an upvote.
Load More Replies...I think he may have wanted a tetanus vaccine afterwards... just saying.
But I bet you were, or you'd be too busy dying to promote this b******t.
Mickey Mouse wasn't vaccinated, and that sumbitch is 91 years old. Murica.
Memo to self: if you're God in human form, you don't need shots. Got it!
I did not realize that this comment on stupid would spark this conversation
Load More Replies..."Community immunity" only works when there is a greater than 90% vaccination rate. We aren't there in any of the current vaccines in the US.
What stupid commentaries these atheist people write to her. They really think they are funny? Well they need vaccines even when vaccines are bad for our system because they eat bad. If you eat well, if you are vegan, don't take it. None of my nephews (4) received that, vaccines have very negative effects. It has nothing to do with superstitons. These atheist people! So ignorants! - Vacunate contra la estupidez pana! Vaccine yourselves against stupidity!
Have you ever heard of a thing called 'Science' ?
Load More Replies..."When kids die of preventable diseases, they aren't coming back for Easter" DAMN.
Ironically I'm watching a priest on National Television right now telling people to get vaccinated. I wish I could post a video here. I wish there was a vaccine for stupidity.
I believe that people should be vaccinated. This shirt does make an illogical argument. I also believe that some of the comments below me are not very uplifting or beneficial. This bored panda post was meant to poke fun of the lady's ridiculous shirt, NOT make fun or insult Jesus. If people have a problem with Jesus or religion please keep your thoughts private as not to offend anyone, like myself. : )
What the f**k does Jesus have to do with it? Jesus also didn't wear pants, use mouthwash, drive a car, watch TV, drink Coke, or wipe his a*s with toilet paper.
Yes, because Jesus lived a long and healthy life without vaccinations!?!?
Also why are people trying to roast a clueless kid? Not her fault. Pathetic
These comments just might save the life of one of her kids to be.
Load More Replies..."One Twitter user by the name of Andy Richter..." Am I just old now or what? Andy Richter isn't really that unknown now is he?
Yes, but his Father allowed vaccines to be invented. ( or are you trying to say that is Satan's work?) I can picture it now... "how can I destroy mankind???? I know I will have a vaccine invented to PREVENT many childhood diseases.... then I will create idiots who wont trust them!"
wow so many piece of sheet people in this comment thread. are you all that miserable in your lives, lacking excitement, are you that bored that you have to spew this hate towards this young girl? nobody cares about your opinions.
She made her opinion public, what's wrong with people responding to it?
Load More Replies...Jesus also wasn't a 6 foot tall, blonde haired, blue eyed Adonis. That's a Borgia.
People use jokes and insults when they have no actual knowledge about the subject. After a few shots they can't even remember what the subject was.
What a moron! Fine don't get any shots.... Go ahead and die horribly. Stupid Stupid people. By the way Jesus is a fictional character moron
Yeah, okay! That is not how the “spoiler alert” meme is used. She’s just wrong all over that statement.
It also brings out the morons from underneath the stones they are living.
Load More Replies...It's indication how the bleach affected her brain.
Load More Replies...Well, you could always leave........please. Want some cheese with that whine?
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