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Hello, my name is Alvin Juano and I'm the guy behind The Square Comics. These comics are made keeping in mind the feelings and point of views of the non-humans, although I think the title says it all. Hope you guys like it!
You can also see my previous post here.
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#1
Final score:
416points
John L 8 years ago
The first three suckle their young, which creates a better bond. Birds(dinosaurs) go about survival of the fittest in a slightly different way. 😱
Manuela Simon 8 years ago
But don't forget how self-sacrifying they brought food again and again to this always hungry babys before
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Daria B 8 years ago
Ehehehehe No, but really the mother bird flies away to the nearest tree and calls her kids encouraging them to come to her. I think that's kinda sweet too.
Lilli Partanen 8 years ago
A swallow once brought its youngs to our yard and perched them on a washing line. Since they didn't want to fly straight away, the mum pushed them of the perch. At least they learned.
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d r e a m w o r l d 8 years ago
For whatever weird reason, Isle of Flightless Birds started playing in my head at the last panel...
Master Markus 8 years ago
Mammals tend to have less babies that require more learning and development time. Reptiles are considerably "worse" parents! They just LEAVE the babies.
Emmy Funke 8 years ago
And I fééd them..?.! But you should see the protective parents when a preditor comes by, they and I, if needs be in my pj, wìll protect....
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#2
Final score:
314points
Ilya Ditkovskiy 8 years ago
Maybe all public swimming pools are giant tea cups?
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Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
The look on the teabag's face when he finally "goes" is so perfect!
#3
Final score:
307points
Daria B 8 years ago
Not all the words. There's also "auuuuuuuuuuu" and "ew ew ew" and "growl".
Fsociety 8 years ago
I guess they need to. Cats bury their poop in a hole.
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#4
Final score:
298points
moonsong23 8 years ago
I just love that smile it keeps throughout the whole thing, just like "I'm dying inside, but I'm perfectly fine!".
#5
Final score:
272points
June Pixeld 8 years ago
While people may linger around other animals to take pics , u run when u see a skunk so really, he does a better job at spreading fear;)
#6
Final score:
249points
d r e a m w o r l d 8 years ago
Oml this is freaking sad. Humans have become sex-hungry freaks that only care about sexuality. I'd be happy with a hug and "I love you", NOT your proof-of-gender...
Jenni Ester 8 years ago
I completely agree with you it's sad and disgusting.
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adoracat 8 years ago
I don't mind d**k pics. ...I keep a couple on the phone to send to guys who ask for nude pics...
Rachel Kunsman Berosh 8 years ago
Every guy who sends them should know that we will show them to other people....mainly our friends.... Like trading cards for 2017, Garbage Pail Kids trading cards 😂
Load More Replies... Marcin Barczyński 8 years ago
"Here, have some of my brain's contents. I'm glad you like them, because I have a shitload more in there." Worked for me. Still works after ten years together.
Master Markus 8 years ago
Inaccurate - d**k pics are the desperate failures of courtship gestures.
#7
Final score:
218points
Maverick rudometkin 8 years ago
the sounds of nature are all the sounds of animals trying to f**k
Shinomi Chan 8 years ago
Yeah pretty much, or mother animals calling for their babies, or some calling for their pack... etc.
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d r e a m w o r l d 8 years ago
Oml this bird is me in the dating world. I'm perpetually single, getting a boyfriend for me is about as easy as shutting a revolving door.
#8
Final score:
193points
Amanda Harker 8 years ago
I want to know how the artist comes up with these different ways of thinking.
#9
Final score:
181points
Terri O'Brien 8 years ago
Omg I laughed way harder than I should have at this lol b***h watch me lol
#10
Final score:
178points
Shinomi Chan 8 years ago
Ready yourselves to witness fruit mass murder brought to you by, Your Blender.
#11
Final score:
167points
Vlad Horobet 8 years ago
The hair from my head it's starting to part ways...i think they're getting a divorce.
adoracat 8 years ago
It could be worse...thinning hair on the head accompanied by the "fur body suit" look! (Yep, my hubby, lol!)
Load More Replies... Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
My hubby's head hair has begun an epic migratory journey down his neck, across his mountainous shoulders, and sprawling across the vast plains of his back, all the while multiplying their population. I think they're trying to meet up with their cousins in the South from the dark canyon.
#12
Final score:
142points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
I really expected the grey cake to be a cavity. I did not expect the last frame. The sad truth is Jonny will forever be a baby. He can never live to be an adult tooth.
#13
Final score:
140points
#14
Final score:
130points
Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
I LOVE their little faces! Simply amazing how many emotions you can create with 2 dots and a sideways D!!! LOL
#15
Final score:
124points
Brandon Collinsworth 8 years ago
Every time I cut an avocado for lunch and think I will save half of it for dinner, am I just fooling myself or am I really that dumb?
#16
Final score:
121points
Janet Chávez 8 years ago
Apparently they wanna have fun and make us feel bad for letting them run and exercise
#17
Final score:
118points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
My husband, my children, and myself were all born with unibrow. For us it's more like a conjoined twin brow.
#18
Final score:
117points
Sky 8 years ago
They also don't pick them because Rafelesa Arnoldis are the largest flower on earth. Kinda hard to pick em ;)
Load More Replies... Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
A variation of this could be one flower says to another flower, "You smell like death." Other flower says, "Well, I am Amorphophallus titanum (corpse flower)."
Cassiel Magem 8 years ago
You really think so? I think it's pretty happy by itself
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#20
Final score:
115points
#21
Final score:
112points
#22
Final score:
112points
Marcin Barczyński 8 years ago
"Uh, well... we all have a role to play in the world... Yeah, that's right."
#23
Final score:
111points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
This made me think of Meg Griffin's hair pie episode. "I'm inside you now, Brian."
#24
Final score:
109points
#25
Final score:
109points
ugaas wiilhoog 8 years ago
UNFORTUNATELY Sausage Party comes to mind. God that was some messed up stuff.
Maria Beilschmidt 8 years ago
No worries. The cart is going to chill with all of his other cart buddies.
Master Markus 8 years ago
I don't care, it's an inainmate object. BUT these comments remind me of Dara O'Briain's "Chuggy" bit. https://soundcloud.com/daraobriain/poor-old-chuggy-live
Master Markus 8 years ago
Excuse me. The link I sent isn't full, you'd need to buy his Crowd Tickler show, but apparently it's on Spotify, if anyone is curious.
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Final score:
107points
Amanda Harker 8 years ago
Ironically when most people throw these they don't come back. It requires a lot of dedicated practice to learn to throw one so it will return.
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
Why do they always return to the jerk after they just escaped? Oh, this isn't referring to women going back to bad boyfriends?
#27
Final score:
107points
#28
Final score:
103points
Susan Gardner 8 years ago
OMG I'm starting to think inanimate objects have feelings lol. God help me
Patricie Sh. 8 years ago
If there is an under-water earth-quake followed by a huge tsunami, then you know he succeeded.
#29
Final score:
100points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
The guy must be on a diet. He just burned a few hundred calories in less than an hour.
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
I can't tell whether or not you're being serious right now...
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#30
Final score:
96points
Vanessica Bloxgirl 8 years ago
Poor spider ;-; they are harmless (except for black widows and them)
earringnut 8 years ago
you have to act like a real a*s to get a black widow to bite. so i'm guessing you'd be safe.
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Hana Cheaib 8 years ago
That's "specist" For some animals you find it sweet whereas for others you will find it ugly/frightening (sry for my bad english)
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Final score:
88points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
Meanwhile, supportive and forlorn Moon looks on with empathy from Earth's friend-zone.
Rosa Darkwood 8 years ago
Omg maybe the Earth wants to be like its momma and so made the moon so it could pretend to be just like momma and have stuff orbiting around
Cassiel Magem 8 years ago
Don't worry. The sun will grow super big, destroy the nearest planets and your dreams will become true.
#32
Final score:
87points
Maverick rudometkin 8 years ago
All my friends are dead Push me to the edge All my friends are dead…
#33
Final score:
84points
Vlad Horobet 8 years ago
Phew, i thought i was the only one washing his teeth in the shower. Glad to know there is a bus somewhere there doing the same.
#34
Final score:
83points
Alisha Khan 8 years ago
BRUNO!!!! Why does this remind me of The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas :(
FAKENAME FAKENAME 8 years ago
Because they think they're going for a shower, but they die instead.
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#35
Final score:
82points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
The reality would be more like since a planet doesn't have arms to swat, the rocket would be more like a pesky mosquito that lands and puts a blotch on the surface.
Shubham Marathe 8 years ago
Are you saying the Great Red Spot was from a giant mosquito
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#36
Final score:
78points
Rosa Darkwood 8 years ago
Welp, lucky for my travel-eager feet, a lot of the time I don't wear shoes or socks. Why? Because I'm too damn lazy. Ah well ;)
#37
Final score:
77points
Aristotle The Philosopher Cat 8 years ago
Diamonds are hard not tough, toughness is resistance to force without rupturing, hardness is resistance to scratching and wearing.
#38
Final score:
76points
Cow Fu 8 years ago
Actually, in most programming languages “=” is an assignment operator, meaning that it would set the variable “attraction” to “true” rather than check if “attraction” is equal to “true”. This means the conditional statement is always true. The proper operator would be an equality operator, being “==” in most languages.
Jacqui Rees 8 years ago
it's a coding "if" statement. basically the panda brain says "if you like someone, then do nothing".
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#39
Final score:
76points
#40
Final score:
70points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
I actually heard some human moms get offended by this compliment because they take it too literally or something.
#41
Final score:
70points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
To add insult to injury a group of platelets move in like a wall of bouncers to push back the little blood cells and prevent their exit.
#42
Final score:
62points
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
That's what I call my cat, Mr. Meow Meow.
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Final score:
58points
#44
Final score:
57points
Caroline Huot 8 years ago
Onh :( I actually never kill spiders. Just bring 'em outside, they're useful. (I also don't live in a place like Australia! haha)
Rosa Darkwood 8 years ago
I actually never kill spiders I like to employ a tactic known as putting a glass cup over it and crouching about 5 metres away, trembling and making sure it doesn't somehow destroy the glass and kill me until someone else gets home and they can swip it up with a piece of card under the cup, and flick it outside, anxiously watched from a safe distance by me, so... we've all got skills
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Magpie 8 years ago
I luv spiders, And I live in Australia. Spiders eat mosquitoes. Mosquitoes have killed more people than wars. ( errr for a given period of time...need to look that bit up. ) Think malaria, Dengue, yellow fever, If you are really interested check out the World Health Organization.
Tammy Chapman 8 years ago
My daughter is scared of spiders, so I had to take them outside (now her husband does it). My son-in-law has a problem with red wasps, so my daughter has to take care of those. My Mom is scared of scorpions, she just kills them. For me if something poses a danger I'll kill it, otherwise, I find a way to put it outside. One of the funniest things I ever saw about spiders was a pic on the internet that showed a red party cup duct taped to the ceiling because there was a spider up there....lol.
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
I imagined that was a parachute backpack for the little guy to leave the nest with his silky thread. Baby spiders don't bother me. But the size of the one getting paper smacked is definitely not baby size outside of a horror film.
Vanessica Bloxgirl 8 years ago
I actually handle spiders and move them away from my friends lockers, so cute. (im sorry if ur opposite)
Nakedhampster 8 years ago
Awe, poor spider. Unless it was one of those pill shaped long legged spiders. Jerks
#45
Final score:
55points
Cassiel Magem 8 years ago
Important lesson to learn: ditch your friends, they are holding you back from achieving your goals.
Sverre Gidske 8 years ago
if a pokemon holds an everstone it cant eveolve and magikarp will never evolve to an awesome gyarados
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Adriana Coppage 4 years ago
and avoid that everstone bitch who call themself your friend
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Final score:
53points
Usernameofgag 8 years ago
Noooooo!!!!! I need you both, not only in a pair but in a group of 10
#47
Final score:
51points
Hana Cheaib 8 years ago
I don't get it either but i know now that i'll be afraid of my pillow XD
Katie Jamberri Nails 8 years ago
I think this is for restless people who are constantly changing positions. One minute you're comfortable, the next minute: you're not.
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Final score:
51points
Willie D'Kay 8 years ago
Well, that's a much better retirement than where my old towels end up before they finally go to the grave of the dump.
#49
Final score:
48points
#50
Final score:
41points
Marcin Barczyński 8 years ago
Actually, the tongue (and the inside of the mouth in general) heals much quicker than extremities. Unfortunately, the human mouth containes the second most virulent bacterial flora in the whole organism (the most virulent flora resides in the gut).
Magpie 8 years ago
The interesting question is " why don't us humans poison ourselves and die when we bite our tongue ? inside of our mouth? "
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Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
These are GENIUS! My new favorite comic!!! It is simply amazing how many emotions can be shown with 2 dots and a sideways "D"!!! LOVE IT!
Amanda Harker 8 years ago
Fantastic! I'd love to know how people manage to come up with these lines of thought.
Daniel Losinger 8 years ago
The title is nonsense. Animals are not inanimate. The word inanimate literally means “not alive.”
Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
If inanimate OBJECTS and ANIMALS (meaning animals are not inanimate objects) is the title, it means they are two things. :P
Load More Replies... Melody Lanzatella 8 years ago
These are GENIUS! My new favorite comic!!! It is simply amazing how many emotions can be shown with 2 dots and a sideways "D"!!! LOVE IT!
Amanda Harker 8 years ago
Fantastic! I'd love to know how people manage to come up with these lines of thought.
Daniel Losinger 8 years ago
The title is nonsense. Animals are not inanimate. The word inanimate literally means “not alive.”
Tiffany Zhu 8 years ago
If inanimate OBJECTS and ANIMALS (meaning animals are not inanimate objects) is the title, it means they are two things. :P
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