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It’s A Mystery What The Parents Were Thinking When Giving Their Kids These 42 Bizarre Names
When you become a parent, your entire life changes. Suddenly, you’re responsible for the future of this tiny human being who looks up to you. So, it’s understandable that you want to show your love and pride by picking out a suitable name. However, in their quest for uniqueness, some parents take things way too far.
In an online thread, folks revealed the most bizarre and strange names that they’ve personally seen parents give their kids. Mary Christmas, Moonshine, and Alexxzander are just the tip of the iceberg of confusion, and you’ll find even weirder names below.
Keep in mind that this is all for the sake of humor. Nobody’s making fun of the people who have these names; only the fact that these names sound very odd. That being said, it’s a warning to parents to think about how picking overly unique names will impact their kids’ futures.
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#1
Kai'l instead of Kyle. Tell me your parents are insufferable without telling me.
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#2
The one that still cracks me up is Latrina. I kid you not. 🚽.
#3
Friend from high school had twins: Tiki (f) and Torch (m)
Conceived on honeymoon to Hawaii. I still can’t believe it 3 years later.
According to The Bump, the top 10 baby girl names in the United States born and named in 2024 are:
- Olivia
- Emma
- Amelia
- Charlotte
- Mia
- Sophia
- Isabella
- Evelyn
- Ava
- Sofia
#4
Family with four daughters:
Faith, Hope, Grace, Submit
Edit: Yes, I know the first three are normal. I included them because they give context to the fourth.
#5
I was at a tourist site in Colorado years and years ago. It started raining and parents started calling their kids to come inside. A woman yelled, and it was like time stopped. I thought it must have been a weird acoustic in the dwellings, but it wasn’t. She was actually yelling for her daughter, Labia.
#6
I used to volunteer with Scouts. The worst I’ve heard were Cain and Abel, two twin boys.
The dad thought it was cool but I think it’s just stupid.
Meanwhile, the top American baby boy names for the same time period are:
- Liam
- Noah
- Oliver
- Theodore
- James
- Henry
- Mateo
- Elijah
- Lucas
- William
#7
Had a friend in High School who's full name was Jesus de la Cruz which roughly translates to Jesus of the Cross. He hated that name and was always getting mocked for it. His parents were extremely religious and kicked him out when he said he was Atheist. He's currently doing fine and has cut all ties with his family and has also changed his full name to something he considers more normal. Very chill and down to earth guy.
#8
Went to school with a girl named Cafeteria, her nickname was Café. The jokes pretty much wrote themsleves.
#9
Reignbeaux. This was a girl I went to high school with. It's pronounced as Rainbow.
There’s no excuse for bullying. And some kids will latch on to even the slightest differences to tease their peers about. But even with that in mind, you don’t want to give them a reason to make fun of your kids by choosing overly unique names.
Then again, you also don’t want to feel like you can’t choose a particular name because it might create some challenges in the future. You also don’t want to feel like you can’t give your child a name representing your culture and background. It’s a very delicate balance to find. And it’s bound to give any parent a serious headache when they try to consider every possible outcome.
#10
Vanilla (first name) Pepper (middle name)
If you’re gonna name your kid after ingredients, at least make it a combo that makes sense.
#12
There is a kid at the school I work at who’s name is Youngblood. He’s only in kindergarten.
There is a vast difference between cultural names and objectively bizarre names. The former are something to be proud of. The latter shows that your parents might have been having a bit too much fun at your expense.
Sociologist Dr. Iman Nick, the president of the American Name Society, explained to BabyNames.com that parents shouldn’t avoid giving their kids unique or cultural names. Rather than individuals forced to fit in, the burden should fall on society to address prejudices, according to Dr. Nick.
The sociologist urges parents to discourage name-based bullying. “When we talk about name-based discrimination or prejudice, it’s important to know that people discriminate against names not because of the names themselves, but because of [the person’s] own prejudices. That puts the onus of responsibility not on the person who carries the name, but on the person who holds the prejudice and is displaying discriminatory behavior,” Dr. Nick told BabyNames.com.
On a practical level, teachers could ask students how to pronounce their names instead of mispronouncing them, which could lead to laughter.
Meanwhile, if someone introduces themselves to you with a name that you’ve never heard before, ask them how to spell it so that you can educate yourself.
#13
Felony... Yep, her parents thought it would be "cute" because they themselves were felons.
#14
Taleigh
Paitlyn
Anakin
Khalessi (yes, I know it’s a misspelling of Khaleesi; every time I saw it on a birth certificate it was spelled Khalessi)
And my personal standout: Boy. That’s it, just Boy.
#15
Feenyxxe - pronounced Phoenix.
We’d like to hear your thoughts in the comments below, Pandas. What are the most bizarre names you’ve ever seen? Why do you think some parents are so short-sighted when picking them out?
Where do you think the line is where a name becomes objectively weird? What do you think we can all do to be proud of our names, no matter how odd they might sound to others? Let us know what you think.
#16
Public school teacher. Notable names from the past few years: Precious, King, Castle, Freezer, Foxy, Danger, Alpha, Million, Karma, Divine, Major, Yuma, Persia.
Edited to add: Mouse, Beautiful, Princess.
Out of chocolate 4 weeks ago
Teacher here, too. Paradoxe, Qhuileigh, Asthma, SirRoyal, God Help Me, Random, Innocence,
#19
There’s a kid in my sons class named Unit.
#20
My sibling is naming his kid Knoxlee and I think it’s the most obnoxious thing ever. They’re setting the kid up for failure.
T'Mar of Vulcan 4 weeks ago
Kurtwood Smith (yes, the actor) told Starlog magazine that he was named that because his mother liked Kurt as a name but thought it was too short to go with Smith!
#22
I taught a Snowball Snowball Jnr (Snowball was his first and last name. Which means there’s a Snowball Snowball Snr out there.
I also taught a kid called Chase Danger (danger was his middle name).
UnclePanda 4 weeks ago
In the deep southern US, I meet a Bubba III. They did not see any humor in that at all.
#24
My wife follows some woman on instagram that named her son Superman. Its actually pisses me off.
Fungus John 4 weeks ago
reminds me of the photo of a guys ID from the phillipines I think, and his name was Batman Bin Suparman
#25
Minority. Yeah, she was, but how can you make that her name?
T'Mar of Vulcan 4 weeks ago
My name is Marina, like a boat dock. Not an unusual name in countries other than America. Americans have literally asked me, "You mean like a boat dock." Yes, like a boat dock. That's what I tell the people who take my order at Starbucks or Seattle, too.
#26
I had a student once 16 years ago whose name was Chlamydia. Her mom was a non-native English speaker at the time of birth and she thought the word was so pretty she couldn't be dissuaded. The student went mainly by the nickname "Lydia".
#28
I’m a teacher, I think the worst I’ve had was Wiley Minx.
#29
Dijon. Like the mustard. And the city in France.
Becca not Becky 4 weeks ago (edited)
Not the worst one here but not very tasteful either (pun intended)
#30
I work with a guy who's name is Crow, sister is Robin, and the other sibling is Wren. Apparently the parents loved birds.
#31
A girl named Zachary, pronounced Zah-sha-ray.
Senjo Krane 4 weeks ago
So when these parents enroll their kids, do they have to fill out the forms like this?
#32
Some redneck idiot in my unit named his kid "Remington Gage".
#33
A lady I knew named her daughter Halloumi, because that's what she craved during her pregnancy.
#34
Used to know a dude named Moonshine. Parents were raging alcoholics. Only excuse I can think of for a name like that.
#35
I knew 2 sisters. One, Wednesday. the other: Tomorrow.
#36
I heard a Mum in a library calling for her son Messiah. That a lot of responsibility to weigh on a child.
#37
Saffron, Justice, Zadock, Rehteah (Heather backwards, Reh-tay-uh).
#38
* Alexxzander (former student)
* Sparkle (former classmate who lived up to her name. She was such a wonderful person!).
#39
LaVidaMocha_NZ:
I once knew a girl named Mary Christmas.
What were her parents thinking?
ShesGotaChicken2Ride:
Like in Dumb and Dumber? Mary Swanson + Lloyd Christmas = Mary Christmas if they ever got married lol
LaVidaMocha_NZ:
The girl I knew was in her 20s in the mid 80s, so maybe she's the inspiration 😆
#40
Ryeitt pronounced riot. I feel bad for that kid.
#42
I have a cousin who's real legal first name is Tarzan. We call him by his middle name now.
GlitterPanda 4 weeks ago
I knew a kid who went by CB ...his first and middle name were Christian Boy
#44
I was a human services case manager for several years and have seen it all when it comes to weird/dumb names. My personal favorite was Pimpin'.
#46
I knew a girl named Shakina. Not Sha-KEEN-ah, but Sha-KINE-ah. Her parents said it was biblical. I wanted to say, "So are Sarah and Mary.".
#47
Malice. All the kids in the family had oddball names, but the rest of them were at least positive.
#48
When I worked at a bookstore in the US, I met a woman called Candy Cane. She rolled her eyes and said it was her real name before I even opened my mouth. I guess she would've been born in the 1970s if it helps.
I wasn't going to say anything, I just had to look for a signature!
#49
I once saw two pics of two different IDs. One was called Disneyland and the other was called Batman.
#50
Actual names of people I knew: Princess, Queen, Diamond, Precious, Royal Blue.
Mel in Georgia 4 weeks ago
There's a road around where I live named after a woman named Sparkle (Something - I don't remember). I looked her up one time and she did great things in the military and in her city. She certainly shined and lived up to her name!
#52
I work in a lot of public schools and I always check out names on the walls so here goes. A'Milian, Rayuntez, AA'Jai, Jyimer, Ravaun, Jan'iya, Na'Kajah, Ja'Kira, Jyrin, Xamari, Ariyanna, Dalvryiona, Keiwayttan, Ke'Asia, Treviante. Yes, these are all names I have seen.
#53
My mom used to clean for a family with the last name Lier. They named their daughter Chande. I wish I was joking.
#54
Abcde, pronounced Absidy
Avarrie, pronounced Avery
Loki
Lucifer
Desae (supposed to be Deja but mom and dad couldn’t spell)
Those came to mind immediately.
RamiRudolph 4 weeks ago (edited)
I assume the parent's inability to spell is the problem with a lot of names here.
#55
Tommygirl and tommyboy...lol.
#56
Knew a kid in middle school named Zentron.
#57
Jaxson
Why, just why?
#58
I met a girl named “Bubs”. Bubs is slang for baby/infant in New Zealand, where we both live. Also I worked with a woman named “Florida” don’t really find it that weird though tbh.
#59
I work in childcare, and we once had a little boy attend called Blaze. Parents that give their kids these names are selfish.
#60
Null. Why would you name your kid NULL??
I also feel really sorry for all the girls named Khaleesi or Daenerys *before* the show ended.
#61
Had a college friend whose parents were from Vietnam.
His last name was: Nguyen (pronounced like 'win' with a barely audible g at the beginning.
Of all possibilities, his first name was 'Penn'.
Speaking his first and last name together, quickly, sounded exactly like: penguin. He insisted we also use his middle name between his first and last names, but we never did. We loved that guy!
#62
My family has an ID printing business. We go through alot of kids names. Here's a few that are notable:
R-R
Emem
Jison
Tom Cruise (yes this is just the first name)
Buhawe Jack
Rzl
Sange and Yasha (twins)
Phil Collins
Karl Marks.
#64
T’yestaday and Tamara.
#65
Abacus and Delorion. Like the back to the future car.
#66
A classmate of my sons is named Kal-El.
A former classmate of mine is named Crüe.
Maggie Fulton 4 weeks ago
When I was in the hospital last year one of the nurses was named Kal-El.
#67
My dad went to school with a kid named Repent Or Be Burned. Tough sell.
#68
Buck Rogers and Wonder Woman. Two really cute kids with two really strange parents. And yes those are their real legal first and middle names.
#69
Keef. Like the stuff you scrape out of the bottom of a grinder 😂.
#70
I know someone that went to school with a girl named Crystal Leer….
Crystal…Shanda…Leer. True story.
#71
Nevaeh. Heaven backwards. Most the ones I knew of weren't even church goers.
#74
My friend works in a bank and has a client who goes by a very common name like Joe or something like that. But the name in all his legal documents is something that looks like a math equation with letters and numbers.
#75
When my oldest was in daycare there was a set of twins named Mellow June and Harvest Willow.
#76
I went to school with a girl who’s first name was Maria. Her older sisters first name was also Maria.
Becca not Becky 4 weeks ago (edited)
Latin American? We have that same thing going on in my family, and it's fairly common.
#77
The little boy I used to nanny for had a Barbie and a Princess in his classroom.
Child of the Stars 4 weeks ago
Barbie used to be, maybe not common exactly, but at least acceptable (particularly as a nickname).
#78
Twins named Today and Tomari.
RamiRudolph 4 weeks ago
That's like third time here. Why do so many parents think these are good names?
#79
Some people in NZ named w child after a bus stop. Like Mangere bus stop 35 of something.
Presumably a lifelong reminder conception occured at a bus stop.
#80
Valaria, sounds like a disease.
#81
I grew up in New Jersey and I had a set of twins enter my school midway through the third grade school year. The twins were introduced to the class and the teacher said their names were “sangria” and “brandy”. I will NEVER forget them. Extremely interesting name choice 😬.
Mel in Georgia 4 weeks ago
I remember a friend in high school who said she wanted to name her daughter (if she had one) Tia Maria, which is a liqueur. I just said, Uh, no. Don't do that.
#82
Phillip. Nothing wrong with the name unless your family name is also Phillip.
Emma London 4 weeks ago (edited)
In my country it's illegal to give a child the same first name and surname. So you can't be like, Kontio Kontio (Bear Bear)
#83
In middle school I went to summer camp and met a girl named Paris. I thought it was a pretty cool name. Then I found out her last name was Frantz (pronounced like France...).
#84
Gotta be the Cersei...yes, with that spelling. I can forgive the Khaleesis and the Danaeryses, but you know what kind of person Cersei is from the *start.*.
#85
Friend's friend named their daughter "Fox".
When our firstborn was born, a kid born down the hallway was named "Bullet".
#86
I met a three-year-old Chakra at the preschool library hour - he and mom were white hippies.
#87
Princess and Queenie. They’re sisters, filipino.
Child of the Stars 4 weeks ago
As I recall, there was a side character in the Berenstain Bears books named Queenie. One of Sister Bear's classmates, I think.
#88
Turquoise
Innocence
Cedar (I like this one, though).
#89
Went to school with a boy named Oliver Seaman.
Upstaged75 4 weeks ago
When I worked as a hostess in a fancy hotel restaurant we had a party booked for dinner with the last name of Seaman. When I told my manager they had arrived he smirked and asked me if they were "all coming at once". 😂 I had to excuse myself to go stand in the kitchen because I was laughing so hard I was crying.
#90
Italy here: Ethan Drake, Braian (and yeah wrote like that), Maverick.
#91
I once saw a child named "Abcde" because their parents wanted their child's name to be in alphabetical order. But what happens if they have another child? Will their name be "Fghij"?
#92
I once saw a mom call out to her kid "Cuba!!". She had two kids but I can't remember the other name, it was also something unusual.
#93
La-ah
Pronounced “la dash ah”.
#94
Balthazar was a recent one.
BrunoVI 4 weeks ago
Those of us who remember the original Battlestar Galactica will never think it's cool. But Balthazar is actually a very traditional name in several Catholic nations; According to legend, Balthazar was an Arabian king who was one of the three wise men who came from afar to adore the Baby Jesus
#95
Summer May Flowers. Flowers being the last name.
What do you think ?
T'Mar of Vulcan 4 weeks ago
South African black people often give names that they aspire to for their kids, or to commemorate some event. So I've taught Happy, Doctor, Junior, Precious, Passion, Fidelity, Lucky (many of them - the names Nhlanhla and Lehlohonolo both translate to Lucky), Israel, Shalom (often used by Ethiopian refugees), Gift, Given, Linda (boys)...
Christos Arvanitis 4 weeks ago (edited)
"actvchuuaaall, it's pronounced _________" is one of the most annoying phrases somebody can utter. Just spell it normally, ya dim.wit.
Child of the Stars 3 weeks ago
Even names that are spelled in the common way get mispronounced. My name (Rachael) is common, but some of the pronunciations are wild.
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Mel in Georgia 4 weeks ago
My FiL was named Ercell Century (middle name) supposedly because the name Ercell had been in the family 100 years. He went by E.C. and named his sons David and Steven. There was no 101st Ercell.
Lost Panda 4 weeks ago
My wife told me that Japan used to (not sure if they still do) check names before allowing it. If it was considered a "glitter name", it would not be allowed. Think along the likes of the above in this list using normal looking kanji... I think this should be a worldwide thing, but then it would probably get to where you'd only be able to pick from a list of like 20 names or something...
Matteic 2 weeks ago
I'm French and it's also a thing here - first names that are considered "contrary to the best interests of the child" are banned. The list of rejected first names is published every year and it's a ride. One example I remember is when parents wearing the name of a car brand were stopped from giving their daughter a (very normal) first name that was the name of a model of that brand. That said, I also did a short internship in an office helping parents arrange joint custody (when divorces are very rough) and one of the kids had a name so weird I don't dare write it here because I don't want to be recognized.
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Hassel Davidhoff 4 weeks ago
I only got through about half of these. This shït is depressing. So many knuckle dragging mouth breathers are clearly out here having kids when they probably shouldn't. Like, if you're dumb enough to name a kid like some of these then I think it's not terribly unfair to assume you probably lack the wherewithal to adequately raise and provide for a child.
Sarah 3 weeks ago (edited)
Colleague is Steve Stephens . I think it sounds fine
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Apatheist Account2 3 weeks ago
Saw someone on Judge Judy today whose surname was Person. Hard to introduce oneself as Mr Person without being mocked. Hopefully he doesn't call his son People.
Enlee Jones 4 weeks ago
As someone with an unusual name, it's not a gift, it's a lifelong burden. If people aren't pronouncing it wrong, they're spelling it wrong. It's frustrating and exhausting.
Mrs. Kay 3 weeks ago
My husband once met a lady named Rhoda D**k. She said she wished she hadn’t married a D**k.
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Antoinette the Red 4 weeks ago
Don't new parent realize that they are not name a pet, but a human being. The person who they are naming will have to go through life (at least the earlier part) repeating, spelling and correcting people. And don't forget, kids can be cruel. In my case, my friends and neighbors couldn't find anything to rhyme with Antoinette, until , when I was about 9yrs old, my father called me to come in the house and yelled out "Toni!". From then on, up to high school, I was called Toni Baloney.
Child of the Stars 4 weeks ago
My oldest has a very uncommon name (I've only ever seen it in my favorite book series, which is where I obviously got it), but it's their middle name, so it's only ever seen on legal documents unless they choose to divulge it. Their first name is common enough to not be commented on.
Mrs. Kay 3 weeks ago
And my mom taught one called Canyon and there was a baby in my hospital named Turbo.
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Mera 3 weeks ago
Knew a girl named Sapphire Moonstone. Her last name was also really long and painfully hyphenated. When I met her and asked her name, she sighed and told me to call her whatever I wanted. Also knew a girl named Grit. Both very sweet girls. Grit only stood out because all her siblings had super normal names. Sapphire is definitely changing her name as soon as possible.
Starbug 3 weeks ago
Hey, nothing wrong with Sapphire. Or Safira for that matter 😊 I love it!
Load More Replies... Norfolk and good 4 weeks ago
Double barrelled first names get on my wick. Bonus points if the second part is Mae, Rae or Leigh. The parents have clearly tried to be unique but it just comes across as white trash.
Brian Droste 4 weeks ago
I have a older who goes by N.B. I believe it is supposedly named after Napoleon Bonaparte. I have another whose mother named their son Cage.
Allen Packard 4 weeks ago
Shurissa, Aymee, Soldier and my name Allen... couldn't just name me Alan, Mom?
Peter Bear 4 weeks ago
I knew a girl named Fruit Stand when I was growing up. Parents were hippies. She changed her name the moment she turned 18. Effie, if you happen to read this, hello!
Peripheral Visionary 4 weeks ago
At least those are real names and people can pronounce them
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RamiRudolph 4 weeks ago
That was an... interesting read. I hope that in the future, our common names today don't become as weird as these.
T'Mar of Vulcan 4 weeks ago
South African black people often give names that they aspire to for their kids, or to commemorate some event. So I've taught Happy, Doctor, Junior, Precious, Passion, Fidelity, Lucky (many of them - the names Nhlanhla and Lehlohonolo both translate to Lucky), Israel, Shalom (often used by Ethiopian refugees), Gift, Given, Linda (boys)...
Christos Arvanitis 4 weeks ago (edited)
"actvchuuaaall, it's pronounced _________" is one of the most annoying phrases somebody can utter. Just spell it normally, ya dim.wit.
Child of the Stars 3 weeks ago
Even names that are spelled in the common way get mispronounced. My name (Rachael) is common, but some of the pronunciations are wild.
Load More Replies... Mel in Georgia 4 weeks ago
My FiL was named Ercell Century (middle name) supposedly because the name Ercell had been in the family 100 years. He went by E.C. and named his sons David and Steven. There was no 101st Ercell.
Lost Panda 4 weeks ago
My wife told me that Japan used to (not sure if they still do) check names before allowing it. If it was considered a "glitter name", it would not be allowed. Think along the likes of the above in this list using normal looking kanji... I think this should be a worldwide thing, but then it would probably get to where you'd only be able to pick from a list of like 20 names or something...
Matteic 2 weeks ago
I'm French and it's also a thing here - first names that are considered "contrary to the best interests of the child" are banned. The list of rejected first names is published every year and it's a ride. One example I remember is when parents wearing the name of a car brand were stopped from giving their daughter a (very normal) first name that was the name of a model of that brand. That said, I also did a short internship in an office helping parents arrange joint custody (when divorces are very rough) and one of the kids had a name so weird I don't dare write it here because I don't want to be recognized.
Load More Replies... Hassel Davidhoff 4 weeks ago
I only got through about half of these. This shït is depressing. So many knuckle dragging mouth breathers are clearly out here having kids when they probably shouldn't. Like, if you're dumb enough to name a kid like some of these then I think it's not terribly unfair to assume you probably lack the wherewithal to adequately raise and provide for a child.
Sarah 3 weeks ago (edited)
Colleague is Steve Stephens . I think it sounds fine
Load More Replies... Apatheist Account2 3 weeks ago
Saw someone on Judge Judy today whose surname was Person. Hard to introduce oneself as Mr Person without being mocked. Hopefully he doesn't call his son People.
Enlee Jones 4 weeks ago
As someone with an unusual name, it's not a gift, it's a lifelong burden. If people aren't pronouncing it wrong, they're spelling it wrong. It's frustrating and exhausting.
Mrs. Kay 3 weeks ago
My husband once met a lady named Rhoda D**k. She said she wished she hadn’t married a D**k.
Load More Replies... Antoinette the Red 4 weeks ago
Don't new parent realize that they are not name a pet, but a human being. The person who they are naming will have to go through life (at least the earlier part) repeating, spelling and correcting people. And don't forget, kids can be cruel. In my case, my friends and neighbors couldn't find anything to rhyme with Antoinette, until , when I was about 9yrs old, my father called me to come in the house and yelled out "Toni!". From then on, up to high school, I was called Toni Baloney.
Child of the Stars 4 weeks ago
My oldest has a very uncommon name (I've only ever seen it in my favorite book series, which is where I obviously got it), but it's their middle name, so it's only ever seen on legal documents unless they choose to divulge it. Their first name is common enough to not be commented on.
Mrs. Kay 3 weeks ago
And my mom taught one called Canyon and there was a baby in my hospital named Turbo.
Load More Replies... Mera 3 weeks ago
Knew a girl named Sapphire Moonstone. Her last name was also really long and painfully hyphenated. When I met her and asked her name, she sighed and told me to call her whatever I wanted. Also knew a girl named Grit. Both very sweet girls. Grit only stood out because all her siblings had super normal names. Sapphire is definitely changing her name as soon as possible.
Starbug 3 weeks ago
Hey, nothing wrong with Sapphire. Or Safira for that matter 😊 I love it!
Load More Replies... Norfolk and good 4 weeks ago
Double barrelled first names get on my wick. Bonus points if the second part is Mae, Rae or Leigh. The parents have clearly tried to be unique but it just comes across as white trash.
Brian Droste 4 weeks ago
I have a older who goes by N.B. I believe it is supposedly named after Napoleon Bonaparte. I have another whose mother named their son Cage.
Allen Packard 4 weeks ago
Shurissa, Aymee, Soldier and my name Allen... couldn't just name me Alan, Mom?
Peter Bear 4 weeks ago
I knew a girl named Fruit Stand when I was growing up. Parents were hippies. She changed her name the moment she turned 18. Effie, if you happen to read this, hello!
Peripheral Visionary 4 weeks ago
At least those are real names and people can pronounce them
Load More Replies... RamiRudolph 4 weeks ago
That was an... interesting read. I hope that in the future, our common names today don't become as weird as these.
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