61 Of The Weirdest Children’s Books Ever

Pretty solid drinking game.

ummm we played this in kindergarten

Anyone who thinks this is wrong. It could just mean pussy cat. It probably doesn't but still...

I remember playing this in middle school but poor Sally from the alley always needed so much male attention she was always the one on her knees 😢

used to play this. Was fun!

I guess he would have been feeling a little sheepish?

mmm.... Okay.. *awkwardly smiles*

Yep my grandfather always called granny a stubborn old goat but they slept in seprate rooms & he screwed the sheep.I never understood that one.

haha what is this about!!

...y is there a sheep

Is this somehow related to the Poor Pussy Party Game from the first one?

Amelia Bedelia!! My younger sister LOVES her, and we actually read this book to her last night.

Amelia Bedelia. Used to read that book daily. lol.

I know! I know! It was pie!

It's just pie.

this could be taken in other ways.

Oh dear…

Not up the batty omg.. That would kill him!!!

Wow this is...just, just wow

Mister hands, nice to meet you

Maybe it's a book called Obscure Things You Should Never Do.

AND THERE WAS ME THINKING IT WAS A PENCIL SHARPENER.

What. Just what.

I would have slapped my kid into another tie zone!!!

And then we wonder why there is so much animal cruelty!

We aren't supposed to learn about those kisses until we get much, much older.

Well, that's the part that is usually offered for folks to kiss.

But try to actually read those super disturbing words. It'll make it even weirder.

The poem reads (To the tune of "The Alphabet Song") Aunt Bea says, "Oh, golly gee!" Then she starts to bear-hug me. "Ouch!" I yell. I can't flee. There's no way. To break free. She can't hear my yells and pleas. 'Cause she's got me in a squeeze! Cousin Jim says, "Let him be!" But Aunt Bea does not agree. Her hug's like. An attack. I can feel. My ribs crack. And my eyes pop out like peas. She owes me apologies! It gets worse when Aunt Marie Reaches in and rescures me. Slobbers like A wet pooch When she gives Me a smooch. Cuckoo birds, it seems to me, Fly around out family tree.

I think I know what you see.

The old adventures of PedoBear...

Loool, I had that book when I was a child. I definitely don't look at it the same way now...

The origin of Pedobear

why would you draw butt details?!

OMG ...

D**k looks excited to be having his sausage licked.

wow, the book is so convienient, that he is possibilly holding what his name is and then feeding it to the dog? right? this is so sus

d**k doesn't even look like a d**k

omg gross