I once lost a brandnew shiny spotless 2€ coin to a lazy vending machine, they are a trap

Or more importantly: the ratio of volume of actors' speech to car chase scene volume. Every hollywood movie is like this: "mumble mumble pshpsh psh mumble rhubarb mumble. SCREEEEEECH CRASH VRRRRRR VRRRRRR SCREEECH mumble mumble"

This would actually be so smart

Don’t go by the sell by date, go by the smell by date.

And not pockets where you can only rest your fingertips or put a third of your phone but where you can shove in a purse, your keys, your phone and they wont stick out or fall out.

Can't resist: Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

It's duckling.

I won't listen to songs that use cell phone sounds or police sirens, for the same reason. I actually pulled over to the side of a highway because a song started playing with sirens in it. smh

And then you go buy more scissors to open the first pack. How did they get the very first scissor pack open?

It's not the name. If the consequences of COVID-19 would be the falling off of male genitalia there wouldn't be a single unvaccinated man no matter what the name of the disease is.

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The infamous prairie dress, ideal for humorous photos

Unless apocryphal, it was Henry Ford who invented the weekend, by giving his workers an extra day off. Prior to that it was a 6-dau working week

Buy a packet of bag clips. Seals on packaging use more plastic which is more waste. Bag clips can be used again and again.

Who the hell wants to see the end of "90 Day Fiancée"?

Can we just have one for the trailers?

This really freaked me out the first time I went to the US. Is there a reason for such large gaps?

Yeah same with burgers it’s like “here are four buns to eat your 10 patties with”

I've only seen these sinks in the UK. Does anyone know other countries where this is common?

Depends on the airline as to how they charge for it and what they allow as carry on. Also the plane has a weight limit before it cannot take off or needs to use too much fuel so an interesting issue to solve.

Also never being able to find the same pair of jeans again. I will get attached to one specific pair of jeans that has just the right fit, pocket space, fabric feel, etc. but then once that pair wears out, you’re done for. You’ll never find that pair again

Airports are usually pretty good. Railway stations on the other hand can be imitated by holding your nose whilst you speak.

Love the Conspiracy Icon

Having serving sizes be illogical eg 30g serving size when the pack is 50g. Having products that look like single serve and giving the nutritional information for a smaller serving- eg, 300ml bottle of juice, but the 'serving size' is 100ml. Serving size should be based on use "Will the average consumer eat the whole pack at once; or eat half the pack?"

I just wish they would stop auto-playing the movie when I'm still reading the description to decide if I want to watch it or not.

“Suuuuuure I’ll give you a hunerd dollllar for da beeer

i was hoping someone would add this one!

wish there were an update for Xbox 360 to play high res. without weirdly coloured pixelation in the dark parts of the imagery.

There is no such thing as leftover pizza

Technically speaking, this is a problem with the container, not the microwave.

A smoothie through a paperstraw. Just eat the paper straight up and save your time.

The last two packs of toilet paper I bought in South Africa both told me that I was buying 9 rolls in a pack, 350 sheets per roll and the sheet size. No more guessing. And that seems pretty standard here. None of this mega rolls nonsense. Just have to decide between the lower quality 1 ply or the higher quality 2 ply.

That would indeed be quite sensible.

I'm so thankful my three cats like to barf on hard surfaces.

Such elevator buttons do exist.

Wouldn't happen if you bought real cheese.

The stall doors that swing inward are the worst. The stall is usually small so you have to wedge in between the wall and the toilet ( touching the toilet with your clothes) in order to have enough room to swing the door open and escape. For those saying the outward swinging doors could hit someone, a few whacks and people would learn not to hover around a restroom door.

There are things that fit in the ring on the top of the can to prevent that.

They may assume you are using a time turner, like Hermione?

But you can take off one of the glasses by removing one screw. Im 35 and I just learned this half a year ago ^^

Explain please? Is this a sizing thing, coz if the model is plus-sized, I'm a blue whale

bacon singles?

They do something similar in Japan

The original real estate scam. Vikings called it "Iceland" to keep everyone away, and "Greenland" in hopes everyone would go there instead.

That'll be USB-C

Why is that a thing though? Keep cones for snowcones!

Lotion boogers.

My friend once threw her iPhone 11 across the room. It landed face down and was completely fine. It was carpet but still, new phones are pretty durable.

Uh, you can change that setting.

They're called bag clips.

As Strong Bad put it ages ago, "what's fun about getting less candy?".

I think they're assuming you have a laptop as well...

Not everyone has a smartphone

The recommendations are so funny. Like one s**tpost from 12 years ago gets 75m views

I don't know if it still exists but in Massachusetts back in the day, there was the "bottle bill" where you would get 5cents back on every bottle you returned. That worked.

Maybe just don't advertise drugs on TV or at all

I’m thinking about plastic cake containers. So. Loud!

its very not that simple.... but im just gonna leave it at that. Had to learn the hard way....... I work in fasteners