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Have you ever found yourself in that position where you're just going about your day and then suddenly remember something embarrassing you did years ago that no one knows about, or get struck by some very important secret that just won’t let you sleep peacefully at night? It’s always interesting to hear what kind of secrets or weird confessions another person has and whether those are worse than what we’re hiding. But what if there is a way to find this out? A Twitter account called @Fesshole was created with the intention that here, people can share things that bother them anonymously. If you’re curious to find out more about what things users online tend to keep a secret and read an interview with the creator of the account, you can do it by clicking here

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Headless Roach
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're clearly in the wrong profession, Doctor. 🙃

Shiny Shawnee
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go for treatment every week at a cancer center infusion clinic. A nurse arranged for myself and three other patients to sit in the same area. She knew we would start talking to one another as we were there for at least 3-4 hours. We all have similar diseases. And we all became great friends. One was my age and her name was Jackie. She became my best friend. After 3 years, I at her bedside when Jackie took her last breath and have become part of her family. My other friend, Dan, passed away and his widow is like a mom to me. I treasure these relationships and the nurse that helped to facilitate them ❤️

MelO
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman who was literally told that my chronic pain was just because I'm "emotional", I don't find this cute. Women's health issues are too often disregarded by the medical community. Just get her a man, and that'll fix her right up!

Rannveig Ess
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't find it at all amusing, either. I almost died from a rare immune disease because many doctors (especially when I was younger and could push through being sick) assumed or suggested I was imagining it. My brother, who is a twin, has the same illness. He had constant care, constant medicines and support to keep working, always taken seriously. I was told having severe heart arrythmia was "panic attacks" I have helped a lot of persons who I met find out and research what was wrong with them after yes..meeting them at doctor's offices and us bonding over how much we were being dismissed and minimized. I have never met someone who was faking, or "lonely" or a drama queen. Yes, chonic illness is isolating and yes you get lonely. Because you're being shunned by the people who ought to help you. I'd like to kick the OP's butt

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Wackford Squeers
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Note for foreigners: the last line refers to the late Cilla Black, (dreadful) singer and TV presenter, who hosted Blind Date.

glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, I was looking that name up to figure out the reference.

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Powerful Katrinka
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am now on year three of dealing with a severe health problem that (according to doctors) is all in my mind. I finally tried a pulmonologist, who found that I am constantly in a state of hypoxia. My blood oxygen hovers around 75 %, which qualifies as a medical emergency. If the other doctors hadn't blown off my low scores on oximeters, I would have had supplemental oxygen years ago. I'm sorry, but too many physicians disregard health problems in their female patients. This guy needs to take a reality check.

Ozacoter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. Even if you are diagnosed they still dont believe you. I got my disabilities status rejected despite having endometriosis and cfs and severe mobility issues because my GP doesnt believe in CFS so she said in her report that i dont have any issue walking. I need a scooter to f*****g walk!

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Babs McGurk
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure glad you aren't MY doctor! For a medical professional to state that their patients' health problems are all hypochondria is beyond the pale. What happens if you don't take my health complaints seriously, and I have a very, very serious illness? Are you going to feel at all bad about it? You've forgotten your oath, "doctor" - first, do no harm.

Leo Domitrix
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is true, this person needs their license to practice revoked. I'm an MD, you don't do this. you don't assume they're lonely, and if that is a possibility, you arrange for them to have information on how to integrate into a social group, e.g., volunteering, support groups for the lonely, etc. --- an MD

Enuya
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, they never said that they just "assume" their patients are lonely, without examining them first. If anything, it seems like this person is only "matching" the patients whom they know well (they says "people who I think will get on" so they likely knows the patients fairly well), so possibly long-time patients

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idrow1
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine going to the doctor, having them think you're faking what's wrong with you and that all you need is a romantic partner? And don't forget they're also leaving these patients intentionally waiting in their waiting room. Wow. As someone with an invisible disability, this is my nightmare doctor. I wonder how many serious conditions they've missed because they had a 'lonely patient' they wanted to set them up with.

Bored Boar
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is horrible!!! How can anyone think this is an ok thing for a doctor to do?

Synsepalum
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're the reason it took me a decade to get my endo diagnosed. Fark off.

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The account that now has almost 630K followers and even published a book, The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain confesses anonymously, shares confessions that range from funny and even embarrassing ones to those that might be considered more serious ones. A lot of those who decided to share their confessions talk about small and perhaps embarrassing things that they don’t want others to know about, such as hiding food from other family members, not wanting to go out, staying at home instead, stealing some trifle, etc. Some also reveal “heavier” things such as wanting to move out of their country or cheating on their spouse.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well good on him for being open to new experiences :)

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, what an awesome guy to go along and have fun with it! That's what it looks like to be secure in your masculinity. That kind of confidence and open-mindedness is so attractive. 😍

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    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And today we learn why being clear is so important. But good on him for not getting upset.

    Kate
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    3 years ago

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    Drag racing refers to cars. But hey, stupid is as stupid does.

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    The Deez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If this is true, it's a hilarious example of miscommunication!

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a wonderful example of just going with the flow

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    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he should have specified drag RACING. Oh well, at least he had fun!

    Chelsea Bates
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that an anonymous secret?

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet he may have discovered a new hobby

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure went above and beyond!

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is soooo funny! So glad that he went along with it and just enjoyed it! Hopefully you got him tickets to a drag race too!

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he is a real prick because if that happened to me, I would turn absolutely monstrous

    Paula Hurt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been so funny if you mailed it back to him 6 months later.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would all of you Pandas spend "hours" searching for a lost piece if this happened to you? I would feel frustrated, but I estimate that I would only search for 30-45 minutes before giving up and moving on with my life.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have blamed Bouche, shook my head at the vagaries of kittens, and gotten on with life.

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    Tracy Leonard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny if everyone he came in contact with while doing the puzzle did the same thing.

    Bubs623
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this. One piece, from every puzzle. I know this because I found his stash last year. Oh, and he's almost 20 years old so the little sh*t has been doing it for a long while now...

    Gh0st!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma's cat is 23 going strong! With you and your cat the very best of health <3

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    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something that an engineer would do.

    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it worked. In my house my doggo is notorious for stealing and eating at least one puzzle piece. I think he just wants to be part of the process in some way. We accept it and donate the puzzle to goodwill noting the lost piece.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is such brilliant revenge!

    Audrey Rasmussen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send it back and make the person confused and add a few clues so they feel guilty and if they write back saying something it'll be great

    Audrey Rasmussen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you gotta learn the hard way sometimes, and sometimes that's the terrible feeling of having 999 of the pieces and missing just one

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get really annoyed when a guy says to someone that the wife won't let him do it, when it's HIS choice. This can lead the 'friends' thinking less of the wife (she's soooo controlling) rather than less of the manly man who can't bear to take his own responsibility.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!! Why must the wives always be the scapegoats?

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    Alex Pohl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mh, ok it is kinda nice but why does he have to throw his wife under the bus?

    elsieairhead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lovely sentiment, but I be super pissed if I knew I was being blamed for the other half not spending time with his mates. Just tell them you're spending time with the Wife. Using her as an excuse to not lose face with his friends suggests they might be shitty friends.

    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A keeper would be authentic and honest with his friends about his preferred choice to stay in with his family

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    Lena Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't you just be honest with your mates? I mean seriously, all your mates are probably gonna have bad feelings about your wife at this point if they think she's forbidding you to hang out with them. If I was your wife, i'd be pissed about you painting that kind of picture of your wife.

    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why won‘t he just tell them the truth? This isn‘t fair to the friends nor it‘s fair to the wife.

    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contrary to popular belief, most men know exactly what the story means. It means he loves his wife, and yep, she's more important to him than they are. They get it.

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hope that he set his friends straight. I'd be furious if my husband let his friends believe that I wasn't "allowing" him to go out with them

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you let them to think that she is an a****e instead of telling them the truth?

    Namesareforlosers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the people at work, from field techs to corporate, seem befuddled by the fact that I work as little overtime as possible. Their logic is, "but it's more money". They really don't seem to grasp that I'd rather be home with my family. They've started to push, and I just smile and say no and tell them they can fire me if they need to replace me. Drives 'em nuts, because I'm pretty good at what I do and they know there are a few companies that steadily, aggressively attempt to poach me.

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    Is it okay to keep secrets and what does that do to our mental health? A lot of people like to keep things to themselves as they are afraid that once someone they care about finds things out, they might react badly, change their mind about the person, or break off the relationship. However, according to Dr. Alison Block, a psychologist and the Director of the Health Psychology Center, keeping a secret can make you feel even worse than actually admitting things as they are. 

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the subtle act that says the most

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a similar vein, my dad really loves Rolos, as soon as the advert came out saying "do you love anyone enough to give them your last Rolo" he has given the last one to my mum.

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever my husband really likes something I cook, I pretend I'm full and let him finish mine. It always makes me so happy.

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's these little things that really tells someone you love them. I'll take these over expensive gifts anytime.

    CWebby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wholesome and beautiful <3

    Brazen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too when I make chicken parmesan, because he loves it way more than he loves me. Ok, maybe not that much, but he really does love it, and it makes me happy to see him happy.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife loves mushrooms. I can range them or leave them. She's convinced I love them too because I always double the amount of mushroom in a recipe. I just do it cause I know she loves it

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my husband with cheese. Whenever I make something with cheese, he always gets a TON of cheese, where I would just want a little. If I'm making something where he can add his own--like sandwich wraps or salad--I just hand him the entire bag and he can pour it on by himself.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so nice of you

    Omi bub
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pet owner I empathise! I bought my cat with arthritis an electric heat-pad for under her bed. My inheritance cat decided she wanted it so I had to buy another & pay to heat 2 animals with fur coats. They are lucky they are so cute!

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    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I just always have our pups sleep with us. Never thought about a hot water bottle, but I suppose my husband's bum serves the same purpose. 😂

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it kore of a radiant heat or a blast furnace effect?

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got his owner wrapped round his little paw ( finger) awwww

    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. I hand-fed my cat when he was sick, it was the only way to get him to eat. Now he's aware it's an option, and it's a recurring battle of wills.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat has this morning routine where, after he gets fed, he howls for attention, throws himself on the floor and lies there, crying, until I come over, rub his belly for a few minutes and then scratch the base of his tail, and his belly again. If I do not perform "the ritual," he will find me in the house and scream bloody murder until I do it. I now get up a few minutes early each day, so I squeeze in the "ritual" every day.

    Ellie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has similar rituals, including the one where if I wake him up getting into bed to I have to provide belly rubs and chin scritches until a random point where he decides we're "even". Also if something's upset him (and it doesn't take much some days), he won't eat until I've picked him up and cuddled him for no more than three (3) minutes, then he dives into the food bowl like nothing's happened 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    PandaPops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat comes in for cuddles when the alarm goes off in the morning. So now i have set it 10mins earlier so we can get cat cuddles in and I'm still on time

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You coulda gone to Goodwill and picked up an old mechanical alarm clock and wrapped in in a towel. The tic-tac noise/vibrations simulate his mommy's heartbeat and would have calmed him down, too.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave one of my rats baby food when she was ill and needed feeding up. Then her sisters noticed and wanted some of the goodies too. And now they all get a dish of baby food every single night, with variations when they start getting bored of a particular type, and their sick sister isn't even with us any more. At least they're enjoying her accidental legacy.

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could just get a heated pet pad. I have several of these for my cats' beds, they love them.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sad. Sorry

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's meeting the man of my dreams. And then meeting his beautiful wife 🎶

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    Geli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather was interested in my grandaunt, but her parents wanted their oldest daughter to marry first. So he married my grandmother and they were happy together for 67 years. My grandaunt hadn't so much luck in her relationships/life and today I realised that maybe she always felt betrayed...

    Sa Ruuu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an awful guy to assume two sisters are interchangeable and not caring which one he marries. I feel so bad for your grandaunt

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    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, but they weren't really "dating" and it seems like her sister wasn't aware of how she felt about him. Did she tell her sister that she was interested in him? There's some missing pieces here.

    Alexandra Comeau
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    none of tbat context is important when this is only about that persons feelings and the confession.

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    Stephen OHara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that night I just might regret that night for the rest of my days….

    oddly_informed_raven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember those soldier boys tripping over themselves to win our praise

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    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad. I wonder if the sister knew? I really hope the OP has met the perfect man for her!

    Aunt Shorty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry that it didn't work out as you had hoped. You are a wonderful sister.

    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Man of my dreams is married. I've never met anyone else who even comes close, so I gave up trying.

    SheilaWeila
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to "try", but you never know when that someone special may walk into your life, even after age 65. Just keep your eyes open.

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    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I feel so bad for you! You didn't ever tell him how you felt about him?

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    How can you help yourself in this case? Most of us are familiar with the feeling of having something weighing us down, but once we talk about it, it feels as if that weight has been lifted off our shoulders. The specialist stated that the best way is to think about our secret: why don’t we want to talk about it? Once we know our whats and whys, it’s important to think of ways we want to present the information to the person in question. Dr. Block revealed some useful tips to prepare yourself for it better, which include: writing down the confession or saying it to yourself, this way making yourself feel a bit better, choosing a place where you want to share your secret, having an explanation for why you decided to keep certain things a secret, etc.

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    Do you have some tips and tricks of your own? Don’t forget to leave them in the comments section down below!

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    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one act superior in a supermarket? Do they spout "Dearest, I shan't forgive you for forcing me to spend time with these droll little plebians! Must they all smell so of poverty?"

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are budget supermarkets where entitled people typically do their shopping? I more picture them thinking themselves as Whole Foods customers.

    Aunt E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unintentionally ironic @ssh0le

    Zobi123
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this post is weird...how exactly does one act like they are better than everyone else in a supermarket (besides trying to be a jerk to a stranger)?

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    Bjarne McDonald
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that in IKEA. A high end brand of clothes that is mostly used by wealthy sailors have the same stripes as the IKEA uniform. They get upset every time. ..

    DaveR38
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't people working in shops usually in uniforms (or at least have name badges)?

    Donna Leslie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. Down pegging someone in a harmless way is so much more satisfying.

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would he know that they think they're better?

    KING ILLEGAL FOREST
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am stealing this. The town where I work is absolutely LOADED with entitled twits.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody gets a happy ending.

    Corrsfan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some get multiple happy endings in this scenario

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, never saw where this was going til the last sentence - nice one..

    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so nice!!!!

    Yay Pandas!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless either of you are married to other people....

    Jack Holt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done people! This isn't about upvotes or popularity but as you rightly know, it's about people, and justice

    Chloe Dakin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was unexpectedly wholesome

    blankman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an old saying: If you date someone from work and tell people everyone will know within a week. If you keep it a secret it'll take 7 days.

    Loggers Ink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me once. Trust me, everyone knows.

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad the poor kitty stayed, I can't help imagining the wife throwing him out every night in the beginning though 😟

    CakeandNintendo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably just lied and said it had been coming to the house often and that he couldn't turn away anymore I doubt they put the thing outside they say nothing about doing that

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    Trentin Quarantino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if she'd still refused? The poor adopted cat would have ended up homeless

    Babs McGurk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, lying to your spouse - what a great relationship builder!

    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you set ground rules before you get married. I told my then-fiancée that, if we got married, there would always a cat or a dog in the house, period. He said, "We'll see about that." I said, "No, that's how it will be. I need a pet. I've had one since I was two. There will always be a cat or a dog in the house." He said OK. After 17 years of marriage, we've had two cats. Hubby just finished building a cat tree for our current cat as a woodworking project. Be upfront from the start of the relationship. That way, there's no pretending or hiding. You can both be yourselves.

    DrGirlfriend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha my husband was staunch dog guy. No cat grumble grumble, but our kids autism and dire want for a kitten we got one and he loves that little cat. He gets a baby voice talking to her 🤣.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why people don't want a cat of a dog, is beyond me. I woundn't know what to do without my two digs and my cat. Would love to get another cat, but he just doesn't get along with other cats.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only thing is she reads these too

    Casey Ironmonger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got adopted by a cute stray kitten half a year ago, but recently, she disappeared for 2 weeks before coming back every day. Maybe it was her owners who "kidnapped" her, but we let her out whenever she wants to! So, she's been staying here since. Asleep on our bed right now LOL.

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    JoJO Banks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. Been in IT for over 15 years and started without any experience and have done pretty well for myself. But I had extremely good teachers, mentors, and supporters (including my family from a personal level for all of those late nights and screwed up holidays). All of that said, if you called me right now for support I'd still tell you to reboot

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years and years ago, I had a boss who did not pronounce IT as "eye-tee". He pronounced as the word "it". Some merciful soul put a note on his desk.

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    LakeMonster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been waiting for years to see the word "luddite" used like this

    Tiny Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be me with my sainted mother, lol! Every single time she calls me with one of her, "Something weird's going on with my computer!" meltdowns and I talk her through it, she's amazed I'm not doing this for a living. "Or you could just go to old people's houses and teach them. Yeah, that's the ticket!" I should be a millionaire by now.

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked with a guy who was put in the same situation, He just had 30 years on the job and runs the IT dept.

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they tried turning it off and on again?

    Misha Writer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at an elementary school. Somehow I ended up getting recognised for my ability to solve IT issues with the TVs and computers and what not in my department. So much so that the actual IT person pulled me out of my classroom one morning and asked me to help her with a program that wasn't working. Took the whole day, but in the end I figured out what the problem was. I do not have any formal IT training, I just know how to Google stuff.

    Tacet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I work in IT and can honestly say the number one skill anyone has in my field is how to use search querys on Google. From website design using CSS HTML and PHP, software buildup in python, or just troubleshooting system issues in Windows, 90% of the time a web search will be involved as someone probably has sorted the issue before and we love telling each other our fixes.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When computers were just starting to go into my place of business they kept calling me every time there's a problem with a printer or a computer. I have no idea why since I ran the children's program. However they labeled me as the fix it person because I knew how to turn on and off the machines. Ridiculous

    Rosemary Booth
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exact thing happened to me, except I was more "volun-told." They figured that since I was a web designer and the subject was computer related, then naturally I should be the IT expert. I did get the 10% raise I requested for adding the extra duties. I quickly learned that the rare times the problem wasn't solved by reboot, just google it.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why this never happens to me

    Ivo H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t want it, seriously. Rather get my usual month salary than having this on my mind forever, fearing that someone will want it back. I wouldn’t be able to touch that money.

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    Russell Rieckenberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with that is I would never be able to spend it because I would be afraid the moment I did, they'd come looking for it, and wouldn't be able to repay it. I suppose I could just collect interest.

    Tess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once it's passed the statutory limits for the company to legally recoup, then it becomes yours.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as he continues working there, he can regard it as Advance Payment. It's when he leaves that he needs to settle up with them. And if this is a company where "Management Is Never Wrong", it's merely malicious compliance.

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    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once paid twice... didn't notice it as I'm a freelance film worker and work on multiple different jobs... then one day I get a check for considerably less than I was due. I called the payroll company and they told me they recouped the overpayment. I had to go months back and indeed they were correct. An entire years salary in one month? I don't know... I would feel extremely guilty taking that. I'd also be paranoid that they'd come after me down the line. Who needs that stress?

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    Ben
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good way to get fired and prosecuted. Same thing when a bank accidentally deposits too much money into your account and you spend it. Illegal where I am from.

    bob van wijk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got 2 months paid at once. Didn't dare use it. They made this mistake with everyone and got it back quick. Glad I didn't spend it.

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't the mail deamon trigger back the undelivered email? You won't have a clean proof of 'sent'.

    Greta Kolding
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, but those undelivered mail notifications can be absent-mindedly deleted.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I learned that a failed-to-send email to a false address counts as proof that you sent an email. We live in interesting times.

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That may yet have to be seen. If you send an email to a non-existing address, you'll receive a reply email with an undelivered message.

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    Arliss Speace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once knew a woman that was fired and her last check was $ 4.25. When she cashed the check the teller paid out $425.00. They called her repeatedly and she ignored them. The sheriff came to her soon. She made an agreement to pay it back over a three month period.

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was once told I was overpaid and they would make an adjustment. That was 30 years ago. Still waiting.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so do I reading it

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    second hand enjoyment is a lovely thing

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    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a parent myself and if my kids were running around being a holy terror and face planted, I would tell them this is what Karma is, lol. It's really not that hard to control your kids, people. If they are on the spectrum, that's a whole other story. I've learned to have more empathy about screaming kids when my cousin had a child with autism. It's really stressful on her :(

    Hysteria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autistic. Not "with autism". Sorry ;)

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    Gabby M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand how some parents let their kids run around screaming in public places.

    Jena Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a learned behavior and not their fault. Their parents should teach them better. I used the analogy farther below that if a dog is walking off leash and gets hit by a car, would you laugh because the dog is stupid? Or would you tell the owners how incredibly irresponsible they were? I think we both know the answer. I don't understand why it's so trendy to make fun of children that get hurt.

    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Building I worked in had an online learning school, pre pandemic in one of the offices on our floor. They had an event where the kids could come in and meet their teachers in person. Went to the ladies' room and waited in line as it was crowded. One little girl thought it was hysterical to turn the lights off for about 30 seconds, then turn them back on. The light was behind the door. Woman came into the restroom while the lights were on and inadvertently plowed her right in the face with the door. Gave the kid credit though. She didn't cry and just looked embarrassed.

    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would a standing ovation been a tad too much though? 🙂

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was much too busy pulling his foot back under the table to be able to stand.

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    Ben Churchill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that moment when a toddler was skating (with those heely shoes) in a restaurant and the parents were ignoring the chaos. She did a face-plant near the registers and I had to hide my face laughing.

    Susan Raskin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously, a toddler has no business in a pub. Not fair to the child. If you can't get a baby sitter stay home.

    Dodo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of pub chains serve food. It's not just a bar.

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    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what are the parents doing while the kid is running amok, annoying all the customers, and possibly putting his/her self in danger?

    Valden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest child fall I witnessed was about thirty years ago and it still makes me laugh. Toddler and mom walking along and the child trips and falls face first on the sidewalk. I was doing the whole trying not laugh. The mom looks at me and I can't hold it. The child was not hurt. He did not even cry. It was the, "WTF just happened to me" look on his face. It was priceless. I have never seen its equal to this day.

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    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very curious... what is a gaffer? In America, a "gaffer" is the chief lighting technician on a film set, lol. That's my husband's work title.

    LittleMissPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I am not mistaken, it is British slang for boss or manager

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    Ben
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy used to do this at work , poured hinself a massive bowl every morning, we would go for a coffee at lunch and no milk. We didn't have massive fridges so couldn't store loads of milk. Nearest shop was a drive away, so noone could pop out. Everyone in the office gated that guy, he kept doing it even after everyone was told, even after he was told.

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, exactly, I could see how this is really annoying. As part of my job, we had accommodation with it, but the rooms were small so there was a kitchenette, I’m still annoyed over the fact someone stole my milk for their cereal and left a dribble, so I couldn’t have any cereal after I finished night duty! It was nearly 20 years ago…

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our office switched from cartons to individuals because people would use the milk for their cereals instead of just coffee/tea. BYOM people!

    Christina R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is probably 5x more expensive to buy little individual milk pots, plus, so much extra plastic waste! Penny wise, pound foolish.

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    I think I’m hilarious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only just realised reading this the second time that you’re not talking about a film lighting technician. I was so confused cause they’re usually such lovely people

    Justin Trouble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought a gaffer taped wires down on stages

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done!

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One does not simply mix milk from two different cows. Come on people.

    Lori Leffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cute... Thinking you can keep the milk from each cow separate from the other. In reality the tanker trucks that haul milk from dairy farms are massive, they hold upwards of 8000 gallons each. Living in Iowa has taught me so much more than I ever wanted to know about agriculture lol

    Allen Packard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a farmer... I have bad news for him. That wouldn't work.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thinks the cow's milk is kept separate and not mixed in cartons??

    Living Example
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that would be udderly unthinkable.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents had a dairy farm, so I can assure you that the milk from all the cows is combined in a single vat, which is then drained into the milk tanker that collects milk from several farms, mixing it again.

    Bryn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you already are drinking milk from multiple cows. it's not like each bottle is just from one cow.

    Alexia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaa, reminds me of my ex who once went to the supermarket, and called me to ask me whether he should buy brown eggs, or white eggs

    DaveR38
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if anyone offers "single cow" milk, like single malt whisky? :D

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    Olive Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww let's adopt eachother. I have no family connection either and want it!

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My remaining family is a pair of narcissistic toxic a-holes who have abused me all of my life; I'm adopted. Let's be family together instead! :D Want a 40-year-old sister? :)

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    Arran Walker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the kids ever thank their aunt for the money, and she has no idea what they are talking about. Or worse, she takes credit for money she never sent.

    Jay Gee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brother should do better. I'm in the UK and one of my wife's brothers lives in New Zealand. They send our kids birthday and Christmas presents by mail every year.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What will you do when they're old enough to write thank you letters for the money?

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sweet

    imontape
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish i had more family left

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    Patrice Frey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, chivalry would be for you to enter first and face the curious people that would inevitably stare at who's entering the restaurant.

    pebs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wrote it too! Luckily someone remembers it ... :)

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    madbakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many men I've dated prefer that I speak to the strangers, whether in person or on the phone. It doesn't bother me, but what's with that??

    DeoManus Argentem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit to this! We're both introverted, but she doesn't mind in most situations. My choice is always wrong, anyway. I can order her a drink swimmingly, but if it's something like "would you like seating inside or outside?", I'm always wrong :p

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    Jac Sp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this and he thinks I don't realise.

    YetAnotherSarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. As if I don't notice he only does this at restaurants.

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    Michael Talian
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth is that according to proper etiquette, a man should always be the first to enter a pub or a restaurant. So, letting your wife go in first is not a sign of chivalry, but is in fact considered rude.

    Claudia Schmid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I don't give a sh**! Whoever is walking in front should hold the door open for the next person and whoever is more comfortable talking to strangers should do it.

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    Valden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My personal joke is opening the car door for my wife. It sure does look nice and respectful. When people see it, I tell them I do it because I don't want my wife touching my car. She is a good sport about it and plays along.

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or be the one who gets shot if the place is being held up. Smart...

    Jane Ellen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought you were like single men, and just wanted to check out her butt!!!

    Garry Cowan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't tell my wife but I also do this

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    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he took lots of photographs 😂

    Mokayokok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he did, he's not some kind of animal, you know. 🥴

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    Tuna Bear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a cattle grid? Also, great curiosity results in great adventures and occasional failures. Totally worth it...

    Sue User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cattle grid is a series of metal bars in the ground that keep cattle from crossing. Also know as cattle gate, cattle stop, etc.

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    Premislaus de Colo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had this guy in our bike club who liked going sightseeing. First he took us on 120 km ride to the oldest steel bridge in my country that happened to be dismounted 5 years prior and then to wash the shame he took us for castle visiting to a town over 250 km away with no castle. The castle was in a town with similar name 300 km in the opposite direction

    Amaranthim Talon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play Pikmin Go- there are Mountain Pikmin to be gathered. I am in Miami- we are not known for our mountains. Imagine my surprise when I googled, "Mountains near me" and one popped up! Made husband drive out to this imaginary mountain. It was never found>

    Arran Walker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it was still a fun outing with the family!

    Wednesday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a day long hike - my god I hope your family has a sense of humor.

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again with the foreign names

    Valerie G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could have saved yourself some grief by using Google.

    Vedette Aecus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ordnance (weapons) not ordinance (a law)

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    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I feel you. My ex voted for Trump.

    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UGH I'm so sorry!! I'd freak out!! I still don't understand how he was ever taken seriously by anyone. He's running a cult!!

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    Jcusack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question, what's Tory?

    Wackford Squeers
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British version of the Republican party, currently imploding at the speed of light to the schadenfreudistic delight of good humans everywhere.

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    over it already
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I wouldn't ever see my spouse the same if he voted for Trump here. Wouldn't be THE reason for divorce, but would be the beginning of the end, likely.

    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I feel. Any of the other Republican president's we've had... I wouldn't be happy about it, but Trump? That's just a complete lack of anything I believe in. I'm astounded how people still worship him. He brought all of the Ugly Americans front and center. He actually hates his largest demographic.. middle Americans.

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really funny because in over 30 years of marriage I don't think my husband and I ever voted for the same people, either at the municipal, provincial or federal level.

    sturmwesen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you vote slightly different or at the end of the political spectrum? I would pack my bag, if my SO of 15 years voted AfD or simillar s**t (far right).

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    Linda Patterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband told me he was voting for trump. He couldn’t understand why it made me so mad.

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he understand now that Roe V Wade has been overturned?

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    Torrey Walters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, no need to get personal here

    Mokayokok
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    3 years ago

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    There are some things in life that are just absolutely unforgivable - THIS is one.

    Bryn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might change! my dad voted republican until bush!

    Jason Wilhite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading all the comments, I now know that liberals are really made of. All we hear all the time is be open minded. Conservatives aren’t open minded or tolerant. Just read all the comments. Liberals are as full of s**t as the conservatives they love to bash. Why aren’t you guys more tolerant and open minded? Oh that’s right cause y’all are as dumb as trump supporters. What a laugh

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, although i dont use self checkouts cos i conscientiously object to providing my free labour to them on top of paying the profit gouging prices for basic essentials.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The self-checkout at my grocery is so bad that you usually need the help of at least one employee and their immediate supervisor. Thus supplying more jobs than a regular cashier would.

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    Purplescales
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use the self checkout to avoid agonizing pain of social interaction

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At checkout registers i always seem to get behind the one who doesn't even think they have to eventually pay, and only start fumbling for the wallet when told the amount. Then this offender has to try 12 credit cards to find the one with enough left on it for this sale. Hence my use of the self-checkout. I'm getting older by the minute and don't have time to stand behind idiots.

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    Alex Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really love self-checkout. I get to bag my own groceries without having to do a "I've got this kid" standoff and I don't have to be offended if the checker ignores me or come up with something witty and inane if they don't. The computer doesn't care if I've had a terrible day at work and don't want to talk even a little bit.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my local supermarket you're only allowed to use the self check-out with up to 10 items, and you have to scan the code on the receipt for the gate to open so you can leave

    Yay Pandas!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish that was stipulated at my local grocery store. One family showed up with an overloaded cart, pizza boxes toppling off frozen food and fruits and all kinds of stuff. The woman in charge of that area tried to get him to go somewhere else, but she was kinda weak about it and they just started scanning things.

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    Nina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel weird using them but will if I only have a few things and always feel like someone will accuse me of shoplifting but also keep in mind there are usually cameras you could demand they review them.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grocery chain I use has never employed baggers, and the other store I go to stopped bagging when the pandemic hit, and they only brought it back recently. The first time someone bagged my groceries in 15 years, they managed to squish the bread, bruise the bananas and put two gashes in the cucumber. Went back to bagging my own stuff.

    Barbara Vandewalle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those self-checkout machines hate me! They know it is me

    Michael Hauck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help is on the way! No it’s not shut up.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a couple of hours ago I was outside a supermarket and saw a group of teenage girls emerging from the self checkout, loudly screaming at some unlucky employee. Something to the effect of "WE BOUGHT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE BEFORE WE CAME HERE SCREW YOU!", while throwing what looked like bits of shredded receipt. He took a picture of them as they ran off, and one of them screamed "PERVERT!" (As you can tell, there are a lot of very classy people around here).

    K Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that even when cashing out with a cashier lol. Especially at gas stations.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if that was the funniest cr*p you would have seen all your life, tho.

    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d wager the chances of it not being all that great far outweigh the chances of it being transcendental.

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    Carla Phillips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you're gonna spend the effort to watch the time to make sure you reply at the right time, why not just watch the video they sent you?

    Enuya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of people close to me creates podcasts as a hobby. They're really boring for me (mostly about only one topic which I'm not really interested in) and really long (the shortest ones have more than an hour). But I don't want to hurt this person feelings so I leave the upvotes anyway, listen to random part in the middle and ask one or two questions about it. The person is happy that somebody cares and I avoid boring myself to death.

    Lucas Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s above 2 mins I’m deffo not watching will just skim it to get the tone

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that when my friend send me recording of his compositions. She's a great piano player but I can't stand her jazzy music

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you use a different emoji than 😂 though (just kidding).

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    Kitty Jordan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something that said sending a TikTok is like giving your friend homework and I feel that in my soul.

    Okiedokie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would really, really appreciate if a friend tells me they don’t have time rather than pretend to be invested. Be blunt, be rude if you must, but be honest. The people who are really your friends aren’t going to get bent out of shape about it.

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    ali lilley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done for 18 years. Bloody good job!

    Misty-Dawn Amayi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sincere congratulations on your 18 years of sobriety, and for achieving it before you lost your cognitive ability and dignity. I've lost so many loved ones to addictions and I was helpless to help them. Sometimes though, animals can get through when humans cannot, and I think that even if you can't remember Percy, having him gave you a nonjudgemental anchor outside yourself. I'm certain that Percy is a self-appointed Guardian, and he is likely helping his next charge through their own addiction struggles.

    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. There are layers of sadness here.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's scary what those things do to you.

    Lord Mysticlaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was this period of about a year in my life when I was pretty much always drunk. Friends or family will talk about stuff we did together during that time and I'll be like wtf are you talking about, I don't remember that at all. Worst is when it's my daughter talking about that one time we did whatever and I have no idea what she's talking about. Apparently I was pretty fun. But it's so sad that I just lost a year of my life.

    pug nose curly tail
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations on your sobriety!!! WOW! 18 YEARS!

    Ann Dennis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're sober now. Time for another cat. (BTW I stand in awe) Truly.

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of companies will send you a voucher if you email them and tell them how much you enjoy their product.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once as a kid! Sent a letter to anyone who had their mailing address on their products in my mom’s pantry - Mars, Nestle, Aunt Jemima, etc. Got a ton of coupons, my mum was excited :)

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always remember to compliment people/companies on what they're doing good. I know what it's like being on the other end..

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels very very good in customer-facing industries to have a stranger tell you something like “you are very good at your job.” I’d always smile and say “thank you” and LOOK like I was moving on but for the rest of the week in my little heart I’m always like “🥰🥰” (honestly can we please all start doing this to the little “mom-n-pop-shops” and small businesses in our communities? Let them know they’re doing awesome if you see it! It means so much to them and Amazon doesn’t care!)

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    Raven Bones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I created an account to tell you that I snorted reading this.

    Anne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a small business owner who makes food - keep doing this please. It makes our week!

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two decades ago my dad emailed sweet and low to let them know that a few of the packets in the box were sealed but empty. They said they send him a new box. We got a case. Sweet and low for everyone!

    Kai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey sometimes you get a coupon for free stuff, so not bad idea 😜

    The Other Guest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny-ish story, I recently saw a frozen (Famous Brand) cake at the market. I remembered my mom buying that brand/flavor when I was a kid, so I picked one up. It was so good, exactly how I remembered it tasting, so I sent the company a quick email letting them know how much I enjoyed not just the cake, but the nostalgia it brought back. They responded with a thank you, and that they wanted to send me a coupon so please let them know which of their baked goods I'd like that coupon to be for. Welp, whoever sent the coupon must have clicked the wrong button, because it came with a "sorry we disappointed you" letter, LOL!

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    Jcusack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I found out the queen was dead, I ran around looking for people wearing black to ask them if they were in mourning. Wait... nope. nobody did that.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps this young lady thought we were still in Victorian times?

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    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my clear impression that it's never very difficult to see if a person is goth or in mourning....

    Hey!
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For one thing, Goths have more chains and piercings than a person just in mourning. Edit: A second thing they have is black/dark nail polish, lipstick and eye makeup (I actually didn't recognize my own DIL when she came home without makeup one day).

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    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are not paying attention to you. Nobody cares what you are wearing 🙄

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Queen died, I wore a black scarf and went to her funeral procession. Didn’t care what people thought or didn’t think.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who went into full mourning for the Queen. We are Mexican, we live in Mexico City and he has never been to Britain....

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, every TV channel forced grief down our throats for someone we never met. I was embarrassed that other countries see this and think we are those few mad people who cry over strangers and worship royalty. NB I do feel for her family but THEY are the people who have the right to grieve and showing them up close during her funeral was inhuman, they should be allowed to grieve in private..

    Michael Buro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When our presidents die we display the same level of respect. If this is your idea of a hardship you're in for a world of pain.

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    Jack Holt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think many who chose to grieve grieved in theor own play

    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says "nonconformity" like buying clothes completely different from your usual style because you care what people think.

    Carole Reid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow think that one could feel that they had "met" the Queen. She was so ubiquitous and spanned so many eras

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you make me want a jacket potato

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you rub potatoes with salt and oil, bake like you’re making jacket potaters, then slice the top of the potato off, scoop out the insides and mix insides with sour cream, little cream cheese, green onion, cheddar, garlic, white pepper, lemon pepper, salt, etc, then pipe back into the potatoes and bake AGAIN - absolute heaven!

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    Isabelle Lamarque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this embarrassing? I thought convertibles were only for poor people 'cus they could've afford a roof on their car. I think it's hilarious 🤷🏻‍♀️ my mom let me believe it for a long time. Saying ohh look how sad everytime one passed by. 😂

    Seonag Udell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might start calling them that now

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we thought a basket of cheer was a basket full of a common laundry detergent back in the day....

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Pot, if that was the most embarrassing thing in your childhood, what's your secret?

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall henceforth refer to jacket potatos in this manner and confuse the c**p outta everyone I know. Hilarity will ensue.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, I prefer a bolero potato myself.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking into restaurant ordering jackpot.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like an offbrand, potato-bread version of hot pockets

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    Queen Boudicca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody has had "good times" since the 90's...

    Scarlett
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd, I’m dying to go there to get out of America. Whatever you do, OP, don’t come here. It’s even worse here

    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move to America! After a month, you'll be on the first flight back to Blighty!

    Cathy Jo Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't come to the USA!! That'd be going from the frying pan into the fire!

    B Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the whole world mate.

    Hanni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: the less you know about other countries, the better they look.

    Bradley Curthoys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same except I already moved to Australia...and whenever I feel that itch to maybe consider going back to the US all I have to do is take one swift glance and I snap out of it 🙃

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up knowing only bad times, unemployment etc. I was one of the VERY few who got work after leaving school but things began improving in the mid 90s for us then, at the credit crunch, went downhill fast. Nothing much has happened since but Brexit, COVID, the war and the current government have ensured we'll see another 20 years of this. Will good times EVER come back? Maybe for my grandchildren..

    Tammy G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't come to the US. We are called "the land of the free" but that's a joke. We're also "rolling downhill like a snowball headed for hell "

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well don't come to the USA. It is a s**t show over here and getting worse by the minute.

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    karen snyder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did Google it. Barnton Quarry Bunker. It's not a secret or anything; there's a giant building on top of the underground structure, and a paved road leading to a sign that identifies it. In a few months it will be open as a museum. Cool story, but it's not Narnia, it's just a bunker.

    k1ddkanuck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To a kid in 1989, it probably felt even cooler than Narnia.

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    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that we all know where it is...or do we?

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now you went and told everyone

    Dorothy Miller-Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to play near there as a kid. We all knew that there was a nuclear bunker under that hill although there was nothing to say what it was.

    Dorothy Miller-Robertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a nuclear bunker under Corstorphine Hill in the 80's

    digitalin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if everyone googles it, then it will be crowded.

    Gabby Ghoul
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The existence of the bunker was made public in 1963.

    Emma Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annoyingly I'm 20 minutes from the port of Dover....pretty sure I'm not going to survive if Puke-tin drops them :(

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you still together anyway?

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're both toxic AF and probably deserve each other.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is better that they be married to each other and make two people unhappy than to marry others and make four people unhappy instead.

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    Charlie grace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miserable relationship to be in. Life is too short.

    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand this money thing where one partner gets to do something the other doesn’t because they make more. Or the whole “well I’m paying for it so I get to choose” thing. My husband is currently sole income earner (I’m stay at home mom with two little kids) so does that mean only he gets to buy new clothes and go out for dinner because he’s the only one making money?

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once we were trying to decide on something trivial and my son said something to the effect of "dad should get to decide because it is his money" (my husband does make more than me.) However, when our son said that, my husband's head whipped around and he looked at me and said "he didn't hear that from me" and proceeded to give my son a VERY long lecture about what it means to be married and part of a partnership where everything is shared and then to set another example went with my choice.

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    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get out of this unhealthy relationship.

    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is how you live, you're not a married couple, you're house mates. Since you're already living like you're single, why not make it official?

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f....y? I actually don't know this word

    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a joke word for vagina ( Which incidentally is not censored )

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    Gabi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, I didn't understand why her family was dry!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Fenchurch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F a n n y is censored, but twat in the post below isn't? OK BP you do you

    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know any woman who would call their private parts a twat

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    The Other Guest
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just testing BP's auto-censor: New production of W***y Wonka and the Chocolate Factory starring D**k Van Dyke and F***y Flagg. (But yes, it means vulva/vagina in the UK & buttocks in the US) (Edited to correct spelling of F***y's surname) (Edit #2, oh, interesting, it didn't censor F***y's. Hmmm. W***y's Wonka and the Chocolate Factory starring D**k's Van Dyke and F***y's Flagg. That sounds worse than the original, LOL!)

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It did censor F***y's in the mean time 😂

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    liam newton-harding
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And because his autocorrect failed him, and you were a grammar Nazi, you lost the love of your life. I think Hollywood has made about a dozen rom-coms based on this exact scenario.

    Umut Tekin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady. I had a shitty day. Reading what you have written just made my day better. Thanks

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    3 years ago

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    Keley Babs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could have been audio text changing it to quaint essential, even though he said quintessential

    Fred Jacobson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FAN NY! FAN NY! FAN NY! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE! BUT THOLE!

    Artchangel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once met a man at a party who bragged he only ate healthy food while his hand kept reaching behind him to grab cheese doodles and shoving them in his face.

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    Starcie Burkett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The straight up IDGAF of 3 year Olds never ceases to amaze me

    Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a 3yo pee while sitting on my lap. the IDGAF is insane

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat waaaaay more butter than my cardiologist would like to hear about.

    Jenny Lipka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to steal the stick of butter off the counter when I was a kid. My mother used to find me underneath the kitchen table licking it like ice cream cone. 😬

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter and sugar remains a guilty pleasure of mine, though I generally avoid it for health and weight reasons.

    Tabitha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2 year old LOVES butter. I am waiting for the day when he realizes he can reach the butter dish on the counter using his stepstool.

    Jason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yr does too. Along with raw spices, flour, garlic so many random things

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    Jennifer Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My soon to be 16 year old has been eating cold butter since she was 2. she is weird as well.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been doing it since I was a pup. My great grandmother who I never met apparently did too

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    Cindy Irvin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom said I did that as a tot. She would find me in a corner with a fill stick in my greasy little hand.

    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i drank bean juice and F*CKING LIKED IT IDGAF

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some of my favourite friendships too. We show love with increasingly crass insults.

    Lawrencium
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best case I had of this was a friend of mine where we somehow transitioned into increasingly Shakespearian insults. My personal favorite: "Methinks thou art a general offense and every man should be at thee!"

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    Luna Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in groups like this. In my longest running one, flipping each other the bird secretly means I love you

    Katiekat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the best relationships I've had (esp with my gym trainers) have been based on mutual smack talk and bad jokes.

    Clarf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I have friends like this too and they are some of the best friends I have. We are horrible to each other, but know it's done out of love.

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very liberating!

    oddly_informed_raven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my friendships consists almost solely of sending cursed memes back and forth with no context, and another one is mostly your mom jokes

    Jennifer Norton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my hubby and I have no filter at home, say whatever we want. It is very offensive and racist (he is black BTW) and freeing! It's my favorite thing. We can say what we want without worry and it makes us both feel so good.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretend like I’m reviewing a movie when watching one.

    readingthequibbler
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I self insert a lot. Idk why, but I'll think, this is what I'd do and say in the situation, how I'd respond. Almost like I'm there.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And me a well established singer. Please be nice to my dog, he has suffered enough.

    JuJu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give interviews because my book became no. 1

    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is dying for my advice and brand suggestions lol

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    Lord Rimuru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top gear is amazing. Not the new guys though. Hammond, Clarkson and James May were the best Top Gear

    Sydnie Laney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like roasting the actors when I watch a movie -w-

    Graham Chapman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he/she speaks like Jeremy Clerkson does!

    RedBadgerCan'tSwim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I do tour guide narration in various bad accents.

    LinkTheHylian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Meanwhile I was left to drive this piece of c**p. 'Speed' and 'Power' are a pipe dream. But I was still a lot faster than Captain Slow."

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    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of it all the same anyway. At least here in the states.

    over it already
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most but not all. Definite difference in the store brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this. I buy lots of foods in cheaper bulk brands since toddlers/preschoolers go through food like crazy (and waste a lot). Same with clothes, my kids love shopping at the thrift store and most of the items I find a barely worn. But I will spend a bit more on a nice sweater for myself because I will be able to wear it for years and years. Kids grow too fast.

    Garry Cowan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aldi/Lidl cornflakes taste the exact same as Kellogg's to me ...maybe I'm just easily pleased

    howdylee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check the nutritional content though... I've noticed the generic version usually has A LOT more added sugar! As if they intentionally want the poor to get less healthy!

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar is both heavy and cheap. And more sugar means more sales.

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    Mil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you don't end up spending the difference in dental care...

    SirWriteALot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand where this is coming from but you may actually feed them more chemicals, food coloring, conservatives etc. than you should. Fun fact: cereal is candy disguised as healthy food.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to buy generic and put it in brand name boxes. They never knew the difference

    Elizabeth Butler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of it = junk food, especially the sugar ones

    Hetal Vyas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that with coffee. I keep the nice stuff for myself and visitors (when I get any) get cheap stuff

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg how dare those people hold on to little sparks of joy and excitement into their adult life? How dare they enjoy special days together in a way they all like? /s

    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG what is it what is it OMG I am dying with excitement OMG IT'S A SLINKY!

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, you must be loads of fun at parties. Oh, wait...

    Rider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family opens one present at a time for Xmas and everyone admires each present. We take multiple breaks for snacks and to play with the kids toys.

    SageHare37
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An absolutely wonderful way to do it. We like that way too, as in my family often the gift giver loves to have time to see the reaction. We also consume copious holiday cookies and coffee/cocoa and play with our "toys".

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    Magnifico Giganticus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't begrudge anybody their happiness when they aren't taking it from somebody else.

    elsieairhead
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame it's a Twitter comment as I'd like to know if OPs wife and siblings grew up with parents/guardians who didn't acknowledge their birthdays, so they're enjoying it as adults.

    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!! I grew up poor and had to grow up way too quickly. I cherish acting like a child whenever I can!

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    deanna woods
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would enjoy celebrating my sister like his wife does.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big question is "How is your birthday celebrated?"

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birthdays shouldn’t be celebrated. It’s a sad occasion remarking you’re getting older and closer to decay and eventually death

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    Deson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you get older each and every one of those birthdays becomes more and more precious. Do not let that little kid in you die in order to be "an adult". I'm 62 and the 12 year old boy in me is alive and well.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I became an adult I started doing Christmas stockings for my parents every year. I figure why not let them enjoy one of those little childhood pleasures again? I even sewed the stockings myself!

    Sue Denham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you wish you could get that much joy out of life? Why not join the fun?

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    Linda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband almost didn't buy a very reasonably priced van that he needed for work because it was green. He is a die hard Rangers supporter. We were skint so the van was bought.

    Ellen Crawford
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband was a rangers supporter and a total a**e hole so I'd love to have done exactly this!

    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't understand this it's a bit like getting a Democrat a car with MAGA written over it, but worse. People have killed each other over this particular football team..

    Erin S
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    3 years ago

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    My Glaswegian husband says, "I'd love to see his face when he sees it!"

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    Michael Talian
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. In my residential area the mothly parking fee is an equivalent of GBP 50 to 70. If you are lucky and there is a space available for rent. I've been parking illegally there for 4 years now and got 4 tickets each for less than GBP 20... so in 4 years I paid approx. the same amount I would otherwise pay per month.

    RedMarbles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - it sounds like your parking fines are more tailored to the level of offense rather than used to raise revenue. The tickets where I'm from are so expensive I don't know how people with lower paying jobs can possibly afford it, making it even more of an unfit punishment. Of course the parking rules and signs are not easy to follow either.

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    The Starsong Princess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to park illegally near her work. She calculated that she had to be towed more than three times a month for it not to be worth it. The impound was only a short walk away and she got friendly with Jim the impound guy and he would cut her a break. She did this for two years in Toronto.

    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked a local resident if I could park on their drive. They're at work themselves and they get the appearance of someone being home (added security). They text when they have a holiday planned so I can make other arrangements. Parking around my work is around £35 a day = £175 per week = £8,227 per year!

    Alexej Dvorak
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. For a very long time, in my city the fine for parking without a ticket was 5€ and for having an expired ticket was 10€. And even then you only get caught once every leap year, so my statistic is still a fortune in the greens.

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    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine question, what are point on a coop card?

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a card for loyalty points you gain when you shop at their stores, then exchange for discounts, goods etc. Co Op is a retail chain, mostly supermarkets but they provide insurance, funerals, legal services.

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    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go back to the issuer and get the points! You're entitled and no one would find fault. If you think it's been too long, try anyway. You never know!

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    JF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To hear their comments on the place, make adjustments then to better the place, methinks

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    Sarah Pierce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Realtor, I always advise my clients that they could be listened to via any number of electronic devices, and we never discuss price/strategy in the house.

    Sarah Pierce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on your local laws, it may not be. Where I live only one party consent is necessary.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... hope you'll seek help fight this addiction one day

    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you are past borderline unfortunately, once you start deceitful behaviour that's when you know the addiction has got its claws into you. I really hope OP manages to get on a detox program followed by rehab.

    Enuya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. There are families where every mention of alcohol is shameful (I mean families thinking that one beer once per month is as bad as drinking a bottle of wine every evening). Person growing in a family like this will be ashamed of buying alcohol, even if they're not in fact alcoholic. Or in small communities where are only few grocery shops and people loves to gossip...

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    SueMcB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News flash - cashiers don't care.

    Dodo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they *will* comment. My mother's an alcoholic, 2 bottles of wine a night, every night. When she buys 6 bottles at a time, she's had cashiers ask if she's having a party.

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    Joshua Moon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not borderline alcoholic. But I have a pretty well stocked home bar. I impulse buy discount bottles all the time. I now compare bottles with the cashier and we talk about our favorites. If I can get a $50-60 bottle on clearance for $16 I'm going to buy it

    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ïf you are hiding your alcohol purchases, you have crossed the borderline a while back.

    Joroches
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you care what the cashier thinks? I imagine they don't give a s**t one way or another.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that the shame is part of the addiction. They are projecting their feelings about themselves onto the cashier.

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    Magnifico Giganticus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to go to the liquor store at different times so I wasn't always getting my bourbon from the same person. Now I just don't care!

    Sydnie Laney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yessum I hope you get help I agree with Headless

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    Isabelle Lamarque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he pissed in his bedroom floor where his laptop happened to be and blamed his daughter for it at work. Phew. I have no words. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Just Jeff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How drunk was this person? To stand up in your bedroom and just pee on the floor?

    Appalachian Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the guy from that other article who refused to attend his sister's wedding if there wasn't an open bar.

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too disgusting...

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driver of the bus I took to school (back in the 1970's) would wait for no one. You weren't at the stop and had to run? - tough, he'd just drive away even though he saw you. There was this one Latin professor and his son who also took that bus, and they both were the most arrogant SOB's I've known. The professor has had polio when young so he walked kinda funny. One day he was late and had to run after the bus, and his "running" looked grotesque because of his disability. Didn't make a difference to the driver, he just drove off. Another day it was my turn to be late, and I knew that running after the bus would be fruitless, but I ran after it anyway, imitating the arrogant professor's gait. That was the only time, ever, that the bus driver waited, and when I got on he grinned.

    gas station cola
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    insulting/mocking traits like race, gender, sexuality, & disability says way more about you than the person you're trying to get back at.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second, I figured he'd just run them over with the bus.

    elsieairhead
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Football/Soccer team in Scotland. Driver wants the wearer to get soaked in the rain as he probably supports a rival team and therefore sees that particular football shirt as "dirty". It's not uncommon to hear the phrase "you've got s**t on your shirt" when someone's referring to the badge on the shift of a team they don't support.

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    dragons grish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celtic top (presumably a sports team jersey) buses make big splashes when driving, therefore OP wants to splash Celtics enjoyes

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just sharing joy, is that so bad?

    gas station cola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm almost 18, my dad recently turned 50. we obviously have very different senses of humor. still, when he texts me memes & jokes that he finds funny, i respond with "lol!" & a meme in return; i have a folder in my phone gallery full of memes suited to my dad's sense of humor so i can make him smile. i knew it was all worth it when i got a text from my sibling saying to stop sending dad such cringy memes because "he won't stop interrupting me & showing them to me while giggling." warms my heart to know i'm making my dad so happy even if the jokes aren't my sense of humor <3

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    Chich
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know what is wrong with some people. My wife did not find "Where does a general keep his armies? - In his sleevies" funny at all.

    The Other Guest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if it'll make you feel any better, but not only did I giggle out loud at this, I'm also looking forward to telling it to my partner when they get home from work later on.

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    Tiny Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an old person (late 50s), this is pretty sweet. The only texts hubby and I share are usually just me yelling, "ANSWER YOUR PHONE!" All of our texts look like that. I'm not always yelling, he's just too proud/vain to wear his glasses in public, lol.

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    Gini Sarver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣.. was not expecting that ending

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A paparazzi caught Robert De Niro doing just that while he was sitting in his car at a stop light. So, if it's good enough for Robert De Niro...

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless RDN faked it for the sake of the paparazzi...?

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    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it's a comfort-thing he's been doing since childhood? I hope for him that at least he has fewer sick-days than the rest of us.

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣.𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say it, you eat your boogers - the ooey gooey and crunchy munchy. (I just made myself feel ill)

    Quitethedilemma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oml I have a sore belly from laughing at this

    pug nose curly tail
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet your 15 employees know it.

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It profiteth a man nothing to gain the whole world and lose his wife; but for Fulham?

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope they stay longer in the EPL this time. They yo-yo in and out of it so many times, I lost count XP

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I have no idea what my husband's screen savers are? Mine are all our cats...

    elsieairhead
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's partner refuses to have anything but Taylor Swift as his screensaver, background, phone background, calendar...at a push he'll have Stevenage FC. I don't know how she feels about this lol.

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    Vilma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? Sip of beer now and than won’t hurt him.

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    ProudHamsterOwner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope the level is lower because the foam dissolves... those 8yo braincells should NOT be exposed to alcohol. Also, OP applauding him for supposedly trying his beer??? What an awful parent.

    HardieBoysMama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I was my dad's drinking buddy. Could chug a whole beer by the time I was 3. My parents taught me how NOT to raise my own children 🙄

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first taste of beer was around the same age. Back when Pepsi cans had more red and less blue. Was watching a movie with dad and grabbed my pop. Only it was dad's budwiser. They looked the same in my peripheral. Getting "beer" when you expect pop is terrible. I was convinced I didn't like beer until I was about 28

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised an eight year old would try it more than once. I hated the taste of beer when young.

    Kelly F
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 5 my dad would let me have sips of his beer. All I had to do was ask. Or wait till he wasn't looking.

    Katiekat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're grooming the kid to be an alcoholic. Seriously not cool.

    Just Jeff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like little f*****g alcoholic being born.

    Dodo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was about 10, I liked red wine. I guess something happened to my taste buds at puberty because I can't stand it now. In fact, I hate the taste of the vast majority of alcohols.

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