Going to the grocery store, while seemingly a universal experience, is going to be very, very different depending on where you like to do your shopping. Because it’s not just the selection of items or how much they might cost, but also the type of crowd a place actually attracts. If the first thing that came to mind upon reading this was “people of Walmart,” you’ve come to the right place.
So we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most unhinged pictures that highlight for non-Americans why Walmart is its own special place. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote the wildest examples and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments below.
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Punk Rock Santa Spotted At Walmart
I Told You We Couldn't Trust Them
Ok, but this is actually hilarious and not the normal Walmart-weird 😂
This Is Charlene, A Walmart Employee That Poses With Products For The Maryland Store’s Local Facebook Page
Walking through the sliding glass doors of a Walmart at any hour of the day feels less like entering a retail establishment and more like crossing a portal into a parallel dimension where the normal rules of society are mere suggestions. There is an immediate and unmistakable shift in the air that some internet commentators have affectionately dubbed waffle gas or a general sense of retail-induced fever dreams.
This specific energy is not just a figment of your imagination because it is actually a carefully crafted mixture of sensory inputs and architectural choices. The lighting is the first thing that hits you because it is a very specific shade of blueish white that creates a high state of alertness similar to a doctors office or a high security facility.
Today I Saw Duck At Walmart
Yep
Wanted To Introduce You Guys To My Towns Walmart Model: Everyone, Meet Carl
According to some fascinating discussions about the store’s atmosphere, these lights combined with the massive high ceilings and cold cinder block walls create a distinct acoustic environment. Sounds bounce around in a way that makes the store feel crowded even when you are the only person in the aisle which naturally increases your internal level of urgency and chaos. Beyond the physical building itself the real soul of the Walmart energy comes from the incredible cross section of humanity that congregates there.
Guy Strolling His Dog At The Store
That Is The Most Dad Thing I've Ever Seen
Only At Walmart
Because the store is designed to be a one stop shop for everything from motor oil to birthday cakes it attracts every possible type of person in the community. This creates a fascinating cultural melting pot that has been documented for years by observers of the People of Walmart phenomenon which captures the eccentricities and unfiltered personalities of the American public.
The Greeter At My Local Wal Mart. I Can't Explain
When You Need To Update Your Wardrobe Because Fall Is Coming Up
Centaurs Of Walmart
You might see a person in full pajamas buying a giant inflatable lawn ornament at three in the morning or a group of teenagers filming a viral dance in the electronics department. It is a place where social pretenses go out the door because everyone is just trying to find the cheapest gallon of milk or the last box of cereal. This lack of formality is exactly what gives the store its lawless and unpredictable vibe because you truly never know what you are going to encounter around the next corner.
Only In Texas
My Friend Recently Saw This On His Trip To Walmart
Found One In The Wild. Even Talked To Him. He Was A Preacher Out Saving Souls
The sheer scale of these stores also plays a major role in the madness because they are essentially miniature cities with their own internal weather systems and logic. When a building is large enough to contain a pharmacy, a hair salon and a grocery store all under one roof it begins to feel like an indoor ecosystem. This environment is so vast that it can host life events that you would never expect to see in a retail setting.
Walmart Wedding
This Lady Kneeling On Bread While She Looks At Other Bread
Covid In Florida
For instance there was a viral story about a woman who unexpectedly went into labor while she was just trying to finish her grocery shopping. When a place is big enough to be a delivery room and a tire shop at the same time it is bound to have a bit of a chaotic spirit. The layout is often intentionally confusing which forces you to wander through aisles of sparkling toys and glowing electronics just to find the bread and this constant overstimulation keeps your brain in a state of mild bewilderment.
This Banana Car I Saw At Walmart This Weekend
Let Me Just Pop On My 12 Inch Heels And Head On Down To Walmart
They’re Always At Walmart
Is her hair wet? Is that a towel? I'm guessing coming in from a beach somewhere... I hope...
Even the employees seem to exist in a state of weathered resilience that adds to the atmosphere. Working in a place that serves as the town square for every frustrated neighbor and eccentric shopper requires a very specific kind of mental fortitude. Many shoppers have noted that the fast turnover and understaffing can lead to an environment where everyone is just trying to survive the shift.
Just Going To Leave This Here
Barefoot In Walmart
I feel like going barefoot in a Walmart is more of a ~you~ problem; there's so much potential to step on gross/injurious stuff lol
Found On A Tablet At Walmart
This creates a feedback loop of frantic energy between the staff and the customers which only heightens the feeling that you are inside a pressure cooker of consumerism. Despite the bright lights and the loud music there is often a strange underlying tension that makes the simple act of buying a pack of gum feel like a high stakes mission in a video game.
Uh, I Mean. What Is That?
What Did The Fox Say
Only In Walmart
Ultimately we keep going back to Walmart because that chaotic energy is the price we pay for the absolute convenience of getting everything we need in one trip. It is a place that reflects the raw and unpolished reality of our modern world in a way that more boutique stores never could.
I Don't Know What To Say
Stupid Moments
Found At My Local Walmart. The Guy's Face Sums It Up
Is that Tails? Sonic, tanned mind you? Or whatever that red guy's name was.
Whether it is the strange "energy vortex" that people talk about on social media or just the result of a very efficient business model the result is a shopping experience that is never boring. It is a place of brawls and births and bargains all happening simultaneously under the hum of fluorescent bulbs. Walmart is the ultimate stage for the theater of the everyday and as long as humans have weird habits and a need for low prices the chaotic energy will continue to thrive in every aisle.
Women Of Walmart
Is.... Is This What These Are For?
Barbarians Of Walmart
Just Saw These Babies At My Local Walmart
The Grinch In Walmart
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer Shops At Walmart
Another Kin Spotting
As a cosplayer, after events and stuff I'll sometimes run into a store for food or something. I'd be horrified if a photo of me was taken while I was in costume and posted online. A lot of these posts seem to be staged/intentional, but this one looks like a random person in a costume :(
Never Thought I’d See One
My Friend Is In Walmart Right Now And Just Sent Me This Picture
Have A Nice Grip To Hogwarts Dude
Polly Want A Trip To Walmart?
I Had To Run Into Walmart. I Turned Around To Make Sure My Son Was Next To Me. Instead Of Finding Him By My Side I Found Him Kneeling In Front Of The Missing Children Board Praying
Haircut Of The Year
In The Walmart
At this point in American culture I'm convinced people make a sport of being the oddest person in Walmart. We should make an Olympic-style event of it... I'd watch lol
How Many Suspenders Does One Man Need?
This Dude Returned An Entire Cart Of Turkeys
Welcome To My Wal-Mart
Walmart Never Fails
Bro Got Some Fast Food, Drank An Entire Gallon Of Orange Juice, And Decided To Take A Nap On The Display Bed
Typical Day At Walmart In Tampa Bay
Sitting On Raw Chicken While Chatting With A Comcast Rep At Walmart
Mom Really Got Into Crochet
Meanwhile, At Walmart
Sailing Away With My Tail
Only At Walmart
Walmart "Easter Bunny"
Found The Guy From The Math Problems
Probably has his own convenience store and can get a better deal retail with Walmart than from his wholesaler.
I'm Guessing They Work At A School And It Was Wacky Hair Day
Shopping In An NC Walmart Right Now And This Man Has A Live Possum On His Shoulder
Service Animal?
Some Nice People Shopping With Their Birds
Suspicious: Employee From Grocery Store Across The Street Buying Tons Of Strawberries From Walmart
Once again, getting a better deal retail from Walmart than from his wholesaler.......
This Fat Squirrel Is A Service Animal
It's 4am. This Is What I Find In Walmart
At My Local Walmart, The Employees Had To Dress Up In Costumes For A “Parade” Around The Store. I Heard So Many Of Them Say They Hated It And Were So Embarrassed
Why would any boss in their right mi.........................Walmart, right :(
Yes. He Was Using Them Both
Live Streaming In A Busy Target Ignoring Everyone Who Needed The Scanner
What is that under her on the floor? Is she burning the internet????? Or is she having a movement?
It Looks Almost Felted
Seriously Walmart. Hospital Gown?
Guy With Three Carts Of Markers In The Return Line. It Took Both Associates They Had To Count And Check Each Box
My Boyfriend Decided This Is What He Wanted To Wear To Walmart Today
Just Hanging Out With Your Bearded Dragon
Super Nice Guy Let Me Take A Picture Of Him After I Asked
This Lady Resting On The Apples At Walmart
This Guy In Walmart Who Has His Girl On A Leash
Just A Regular Day At Walmart
There Are 2 Types Of People In The World
They’re Even Wearing Signs Now
That's bold to criticize other peoples' fashion senses when you're wearing Nana's couch fabric from the 1960s on your own legs.
Walmart Now Has Their Employees Wearing Body Cams
Maybe It’s An Emotional Support Goat?
Able-Bodied Family Using 5 Handy Carts At Walmart, The Two Younger Rascals Scooted Away Before I Snapped This
What In The Jiminy Cricket Is Going On At My Walmart Today?
Mom Sent Me This From Walmart Today
So My Friend Saw A Girl At Walmart
Male Karen Believes It's His Right To Drive Off With The Walmart Electric Cart, Berates Employee For Trying To Stop Him
If He Gets Out He Deserves Whatever That Is
Is someone at Walmart allowed to ask to see what the strange shape under his windcheater is, or is that an invasion of privacy?
Dude Even Had A Spidy Wallet To Boot
This Person Is Very Passionate About Ramen, Especially Chicken Flavor
This Wild One I Saw Leaving Walmart. The End Was Dragging On The Ground
Then You Make Walmart Your Living Room
Fight Inside A Walmart In Mexico
I Asked A Customer About His Boots, He Said They Get Like This About 2 - 3 Months After He Buys A New Pair
Always An Interesting Trip To Walmart
I'm amazed at people with animals. Where I live, health regulations don't allow animals in stores that sell food, unless they are service dogs - and only dogs - wearing legally regulated vests. On the plus side, we don't have Wallmart in my country.
I worked in a grocery store for two and a half years during the pandemic. I absolutely love animals, but I HATED when people would just casually bring their pets into the grocery store. Most of them didn't even try bothering to pretend they were "emotional support animals". If the dogs went to the bathroom, us employees had to clean it up if the owner didn't (and they rarely did.) I remember one time a person came in with their dog in their arms, and the dog was leaned over licking grapes while the person was looking at some other fruits. I'd take my dogs everywhere with me if I COULD, but I don't, because there are places that pet dogs do NOT belong. We had a regular who used to bring in his very large Belgian Malinois every time he shopped, and while the dog loved me, it would growl and snap at other employees and customers. IMO that behavior is unfair to other customers.
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"“Walmart. Save Big. Live Better.” It's aspirational.
Load More Replies...I'm amazed at people with animals. Where I live, health regulations don't allow animals in stores that sell food, unless they are service dogs - and only dogs - wearing legally regulated vests. On the plus side, we don't have Wallmart in my country.
I worked in a grocery store for two and a half years during the pandemic. I absolutely love animals, but I HATED when people would just casually bring their pets into the grocery store. Most of them didn't even try bothering to pretend they were "emotional support animals". If the dogs went to the bathroom, us employees had to clean it up if the owner didn't (and they rarely did.) I remember one time a person came in with their dog in their arms, and the dog was leaned over licking grapes while the person was looking at some other fruits. I'd take my dogs everywhere with me if I COULD, but I don't, because there are places that pet dogs do NOT belong. We had a regular who used to bring in his very large Belgian Malinois every time he shopped, and while the dog loved me, it would growl and snap at other employees and customers. IMO that behavior is unfair to other customers.
Load More Replies...Can anyone explain why this particular chain of shops attract weird customers?
"“Walmart. Save Big. Live Better.” It's aspirational.
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