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My 9 New Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist
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My 9 New Inventions That Solve Problems Which Don’t Exist

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My name is Matt Benedetto, and I am a self-taught product designer that is on a quest to invent useless things that help solve everyday problems that do not actually exist, called Unnecessary Inventions. Each useless invention combines a carefully crafted balancing act of being potentially useful in problem-solving yet truly unnecessary. Each invention is created from my design studio in Burlington, Vermont.

Over the past month, I have identified nine new problems facing no one in this world with each solution is absolutely unnecessary. If you find yourself desiring to use my new inventions, you should reevaluate your life immediately.

Be sure to follow along for all of my funny inventions as I continue to solve the world’s unnecessary problems with my genius ideas, and check out my previous post on Bored Panda here.

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The Hÿpēr Båg

When putting together your next IKEA furniture piece, take a few deep breaths and don’t stress when you can’t figure out the directions

Make sure you don’t hyperventilate!

The LookBak

Never miss a thing with your own personal rear view mirror anywhere you go!

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The elastic band stretch around your arm while the mirror sits perfectly in view on your shoulder

The Hoverbrella

Enjoy a rainy day without the hassle of having to carry an umbrella

Go hands free and stay completely dry as it follows you around wherever you need to go!

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The ForkYou

Never have your condiments touch or mix with this click activated condiment fork

Carefully fill each compartment and chow down

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The FurRoller

Start telling all your friends that you got a dog and cover all your clothes in fur

Choose your favorite breed of dog and roll your heart out

The SunShaders

Get more of your sunglasses with your own shades for your shades

Whether you need to block out more light, spy through the blinds, or block out haters – wear them up, down, or closed with your favorite pair of sunglasses

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The Sip N Curl

When it’s 5 O’Clock hit the gym and enjoy a nice cold beer all at the same time

One thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three, one thousand four…

The Plug of Thrones

Are you avoiding spoilers from tonight’s episode of Game of Thrones or simply tired of hearing everyone talk about it?!

Conveniently have a pair of earplug anytime you don’t want to hear about the new season 8 , whatever your reason is

The Finglonger

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Reach new heights like never before!

Extend your abilities on any finger to finally reach what you simply never could before

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N G
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are great, can i get a discount for ordering all of them?

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Rose the Cook
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With more refinement the hovering umbrella could become a thing. It looks rather bulky now.

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drones still need remote controllers/joysticks. So it's not hands free as "intended". Also, it's a bit loud and dangerous to have drones that near your head. When they solve these problems, indeed it can become a thing, but until then... I guess we better just go with the umbrella hat. ♥

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The shades are hilarious and I actually wouldn’t mind the earplugs on a headset either!

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Harleen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. I've got PLENTY of corgi hair - willing to ship anywhere! 2. I have a pair of sunglasses somewhere with mirrors on them..... part of a spy kit I got when I was 9 or 10. And 3, the finger needs to be covered in more silicone to make it more realistic - I can't creep out if it's too fake! Also, I need to order 1,000 of them. Now when I give people the finger in traffic, I can throw it in their window too

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Nikki D
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman walking alone, the rear view mirror could be very useful!

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Serbob
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone bought a 3D printer and wanted to have some fun.

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Zoe's Mom
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I walk my dog off leash sometimes in areas where folks are running, biking, etc. The mirror would be handy to see if someone is coming up behind me so I can leash her. She can be unpredictable sometimes with bikers; sometimes she's okay and other time she kind of goes nuts. Where to order please?

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Troux
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They already make sunglasses with rear view mirrors. They're actually quite handy and discreet!

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Dawn Murin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the concept of Chindogu! Check out some masterpieces from the original creator of the "un-useless", Kenji Kawakami. There are very specific rules for creating Chindogu: https://www.tofugu.com/japan/chindogu-japanese-inventions/

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Dawn Murin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the concept of Chindogu! Check out the masterpieces from the original creator of the "un-useless", Kenji Kawakami. There are very specific rules for creating Chindogu. https://www.tofugu.com/japan/chindogu-japanese-inventions/

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Henry Shane
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is the drone flying..and where is the rest of the umbrella. Look how close the drone is to the wall...look at the shadows...if the drone is that close the the wall and the umbrella is wider than the drone...perspective isn't off as the shadows show how close it is. guess photoshop for that one?

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Henry Shane
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nvm its tilting forward showing that the umbrella is hitting the wall in back. so is just very very close.

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cybermerlin2000
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone with three things in his life. A wild imagination, a 3d printer and way too much time on his hands :D

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DanikaSerina
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The mirror would work in Harry Potter!!! 🤪🐍 escape the snake

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Bari
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Professor Farnsworth already did the Finglonger. His is called the Fing-Longer I think.

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Rebecah Ozuna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some inventions seems to make us lazier than we are. I've seen many on the Smockin' Gun.

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Cat Mac
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the earplugs. Would come in handy if a boring person approaches you. Just smile and nod occassionly.

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Addison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hoverbrella won't work well when it's pouring like heavy sheets of rain though cause that hoverbrella would be flying elsewhere and into something! Nice try but no cigar!

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Peter Häggmyr
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the way english talking persons enters ÅÄÖ randomly to make it look swedish. Especially when the word "båg" is swidish for hoax...

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Magpie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would the original poster please design glasses de-mister on the inside , and wipers on the outside for my glasses please ? yeah I know those are useful but I have wanted them for YEARS.

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Magpie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was fun. You'd probably enjoy these guys.>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00WEJrJZiE&list=PLrIRP14xXUYCjNjsUHJADlKBtGfh4eA0G

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Lana Raven
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need two hoverbrellas, rain season is approaching where I live!

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Kiahna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I needed the Plug of Thrones while I was in the hospital, everyone was talking about MAFS. Whenever the nurse walked into the room, they would immediately start talking about MAFS. :P

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Isle_of_stressed_pilots
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the finglonger is going to make a lot of money, and non of the reasons have to do with phones...

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Rebekah
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hoverbrella needs to be a thing. I need this in my life.

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tuzdayschild
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say what you will but I would buy a hoverbrella in a heartbeat.

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Sandi Gail
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone somewhere actually manufactured these odd things.

ng avatar
N G
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are great, can i get a discount for ordering all of them?

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Rose the Cook
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With more refinement the hovering umbrella could become a thing. It looks rather bulky now.

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Daria B
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drones still need remote controllers/joysticks. So it's not hands free as "intended". Also, it's a bit loud and dangerous to have drones that near your head. When they solve these problems, indeed it can become a thing, but until then... I guess we better just go with the umbrella hat. ♥

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The shades are hilarious and I actually wouldn’t mind the earplugs on a headset either!

rebe_getz avatar
Harleen
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. I've got PLENTY of corgi hair - willing to ship anywhere! 2. I have a pair of sunglasses somewhere with mirrors on them..... part of a spy kit I got when I was 9 or 10. And 3, the finger needs to be covered in more silicone to make it more realistic - I can't creep out if it's too fake! Also, I need to order 1,000 of them. Now when I give people the finger in traffic, I can throw it in their window too

nikkid avatar
Nikki D
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman walking alone, the rear view mirror could be very useful!

tinapotter avatar
Serbob
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone bought a 3D printer and wanted to have some fun.

lsgm2fw avatar
Zoe's Mom
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I walk my dog off leash sometimes in areas where folks are running, biking, etc. The mirror would be handy to see if someone is coming up behind me so I can leash her. She can be unpredictable sometimes with bikers; sometimes she's okay and other time she kind of goes nuts. Where to order please?

troux avatar
Troux
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They already make sunglasses with rear view mirrors. They're actually quite handy and discreet!

dawn_murin avatar
Dawn Murin
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the concept of Chindogu! Check out some masterpieces from the original creator of the "un-useless", Kenji Kawakami. There are very specific rules for creating Chindogu: https://www.tofugu.com/japan/chindogu-japanese-inventions/

dawn_murin avatar
Dawn Murin
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the concept of Chindogu! Check out the masterpieces from the original creator of the "un-useless", Kenji Kawakami. There are very specific rules for creating Chindogu. https://www.tofugu.com/japan/chindogu-japanese-inventions/

zoobskimedia avatar
Henry Shane
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is the drone flying..and where is the rest of the umbrella. Look how close the drone is to the wall...look at the shadows...if the drone is that close the the wall and the umbrella is wider than the drone...perspective isn't off as the shadows show how close it is. guess photoshop for that one?

zoobskimedia avatar
Henry Shane
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nvm its tilting forward showing that the umbrella is hitting the wall in back. so is just very very close.

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cybermerlin2000
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone with three things in his life. A wild imagination, a 3d printer and way too much time on his hands :D

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DanikaSerina
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The mirror would work in Harry Potter!!! 🤪🐍 escape the snake

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Bari
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Professor Farnsworth already did the Finglonger. His is called the Fing-Longer I think.

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Rebecah Ozuna
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some inventions seems to make us lazier than we are. I've seen many on the Smockin' Gun.

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Cat Mac
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the earplugs. Would come in handy if a boring person approaches you. Just smile and nod occassionly.

mekalawhitaker1234 avatar
Addison
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The hoverbrella won't work well when it's pouring like heavy sheets of rain though cause that hoverbrella would be flying elsewhere and into something! Nice try but no cigar!

peter_78 avatar
Peter Häggmyr
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the way english talking persons enters ÅÄÖ randomly to make it look swedish. Especially when the word "båg" is swidish for hoax...

bronmargaret avatar
Magpie
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would the original poster please design glasses de-mister on the inside , and wipers on the outside for my glasses please ? yeah I know those are useful but I have wanted them for YEARS.

bronmargaret avatar
Magpie
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was fun. You'd probably enjoy these guys.>>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u00WEJrJZiE&list=PLrIRP14xXUYCjNjsUHJADlKBtGfh4eA0G

danielavictoriaalbano avatar
Lana Raven
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need two hoverbrellas, rain season is approaching where I live!

kwill04 avatar
Kiahna
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I needed the Plug of Thrones while I was in the hospital, everyone was talking about MAFS. Whenever the nurse walked into the room, they would immediately start talking about MAFS. :P

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Isle_of_stressed_pilots
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the finglonger is going to make a lot of money, and non of the reasons have to do with phones...

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Rebekah
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hoverbrella needs to be a thing. I need this in my life.

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tuzdayschild
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say what you will but I would buy a hoverbrella in a heartbeat.

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Sandi Gail
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone somewhere actually manufactured these odd things.

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