This Tumblr Dedicated To Ugly Babies In Renaissance Paintings Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See All Day

Is it a baby? Is it a sausage roll? Who knows. Either way, it's far too scary to risk giving it your tit!

Her face be like well that's a fail

and the duck face was born :)

I was a caesarean baby too! All I can say is....oh my gaawww...

That's what happen when you are pregnant for 5 years regarding the size of that baby !

Looks like they waited about 3 years to pull that toddler out!

That is a full grown little person coming out of that person... wtf

And I am a nurse. I confirm that washing ones hands is just as important as holding the patient down

Was this a 24 month pregnancy?

Did people back then were giving birth to 3 year-old babies? wtf

What is happening!?

As a doctor I can assure you that this is completely accurate..we call this 'Caesarean section a la Renaissance'

The 'baby' has a good pair of cycling legs. The mother is probably glad that he didn't pop out in the natural manner or she'd be looking like a badly packed kebab down below

I'm waiting for Bugs Bunny to pop out of that hole.

Just a guess - but I think the mother is dead...

Forget the incision, the size of the kid would have killed her anyway!

congratulations, you've just given birth to a tiny 35 year old man.

That baby has more hair than I do!

Just look at those toe nails!!

I like that Portal sorta thing. And what exactly is that other woman washing there?

Hey Presto!

Why is that five year old standing in that poor woman's incision? That isn't very sanitary.

The midwife looks like she's glancing at a clock like "Jesus, would you look at the time!"

And here I thought Mary and Joseph were the only ones present at the birth. Who, then performed the surgery?

A woman who looks like Princess Leia is like, "Don't worry honey, this is very normal. Wait a minute, I'll just prepare the bath for the baby. " The woman wearing the white scarf holding the baby is like, "Oh gosh, another grown up baby... " The woman giving birth is like nothing, because she's taking a nap. And the baby is already tired of life.

The hair should not be so long on the baby. There is no blood and tooo wide a whole.

"another painting? please mom, i'm booooored!! "

Wait... Is that a magnifying glass she's holding to his baby junk? I am deeply confused.

Oh my... The woman's face isn't half bad, but what the hell happened with that thing on her shoulder?

How can a child face be that perverse??

Why is the little man pushing on her face?

Hey, any parent of a little boy will tell you - it happens. Sometimes there just isn't any other option! ;)

Chucky!!!!

*record scratch, freeze frame* yup that's me. you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.

The cow is rolling its eyes like WTF is that

*derp intensifies* no choild. stahp. yuo doing meh a concern. no heckin bamboozle.

My oh My! at first I thought they were just painting his nails which is strange because that would mean that he has three feet. I need more sleep..

Why? In sincerely ask, why?

They do work like that, if you twist hard enough.

"My lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare. And may I say King Leonidas, you legs are so smooth."

i guess her boob job went wrong

Looks like a little merman... or those paper thingies people put on turkey legs. Just looked it up: turkey booties or turkey frills. Okay.

Well, dont laugh so hard. people posting on social media look the same or worse than these demonic babies if not for the Photoshop . Yes, you too

Man, the artists had good drugs back then.

.....with a creepy old man in the background 😁 😁

At medicine faculty, our professor told us about unintended depicting of different diseases on rennaisance and baroq paintworks. This is Klippel-Feil syndrome.

Cupid is stupid.

Back off! This thing fires 150 rounds a minute!!

His holy trinity! Bwaaahaha!

DO YOU EVEN NECK BRO

This is the first picture where the children look like actual children, not like something from a horror movie.

you know, kinda funny-lookin'.

Ah! This is scary! It's Cartman going to the Special Olympics

Taxi!!