Woman Made Hilarious List Of 27 Times Horror Movie Guys Were Dumb And Horny

Aliquid A 4 years ago

Well, some people have a really huge ego, and think "well I am really hot... so yeah, this makes sense"

11points

23AClark 4 years ago

See, this is what happens when you get off brand cookies sometimes.

7points

『•• espresso ••』 4 years ago

that's just stupid XD

3points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Oh, I remember watching that movie. Damn... don't even know anything about the plot but I remember the woman-monster-thing eating people. huh

1point

Palo Sulek 4 years ago

easy, let me explain....she likeses us we thinkses not and likeses back...men...clear ? :)

1point

Indra Servo 4 years ago

Fun Fact : this movie create the urban legend of Chupacabra

1point

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

The subject post is hilarious!

1point

mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago

is his middle name dumbass

0points

marcos andre 4 years ago

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Juliet Bennett Rylah is a writer and editor for a number of news outlets, including We Like L.A. and The LAnd Magazine, but is also an avid horror movie enthusiast.

One day, she noticed how many movies have this pretty obvious (and somewhat ridiculous) theme of sexually aroused men being seduced by murderous women (or murderous female monsters) and then, surprise, murdered to death. Or transformed into vampires. Victimized, the word I was looking for was victimized.

So, she went to Twitter to share some of her observations regarding this trope, saying “Men in horror movies are always like wow, a sexy lady just emerged from the woods/bog/cave/lake etc. and wants to kiss me? Nothing suspicious about this!”

#2

Jennifer´s Body (2009)

Final score:

116points

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Why? 4 years ago

She's about to lose her pants.

121points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

Low-rise jeans. It was a thing.

17points

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

Just wanted to say the same

15points

BorPand8 4 years ago

That was the trend back then! For a while the only pants available were super low-rise. It was horrible.

8points

Gyro Pilot 4 years ago

The man / victim is saying the same thing to himself, but in his mind he's high-fiving his inner Jiminy Cricket

5points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

That shouldn't worry him. It's when she looses her skin & breaksout the tentacles that you have to worry.

3points

Rowlie 4 years ago

Well the title is not Jennifer's pants

1point

TheWickedOne 4 years ago

Good

0points

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

So is whoever followed her into the abandoned house!

0points

glowworm2 4 years ago

This is Jennifer's Body, isn't it?

16points

Zoe Vokes 4 years ago

If I was a high school student and a girl flirted with me, I would think a) prank or b) genuine flirt. I would not think ‘maybe she’s possessed by a demon and wants to kill me’, so it’s understandable he followed her.

3points

Adam Francis 4 years ago

Megan Fox? This would totally happen to about 87% of dudes and 23% of chicks.

1point

Rae Black 4 years ago

I love this movie.

1point

23AClark 4 years ago

He didn't see the red flag, because he was ripped by those hips.

1point

Jennifer Tucker 4 years ago

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1point

Annelise 4 years ago

is someone going to tell her??

1point

Id row 4 years ago

This is a recurring theme in movies. Just look at The Shining. He's in a spooky hotel alone with his family, but he goes into a room and sees a strange naked chick in the bathtub and decides to roll with it.

1point

I'm ~*tired*~ 4 years ago

yeesh ever heard of a belt

0points

#3

No Escape Room (2018)

Final score:

111points

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Nala Rose 4 years ago

lol what movie is that?

20points

Mal 4 years ago

It's No Escape Room. The plot holes are ridiculous.

14points

Rebekah 4 years ago

"Jump me you watery tart"

6points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

"Some moistened bint distributing swords is not a legitimate basis for a governmental system, amirite? Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony" "Be quiet!"

2points

Xan A. Du 4 years ago

If she just emerged from the crown of her head, why is the hair on top of her head dry?

2points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Gravity! Water runs down, duh.

0points

Lele 4 years ago

ahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahh

1point

Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago

pretty sure that's supposed to be his dead wife

1point

serenagun 4 years ago

this movie was kinda stupid lmao

1point

Adam Francis 4 years ago

This would totally happen in real life to like 50% of dudes.

0points

roepi 4 years ago

Well, if I found a meadow in a closet I would either assume I'm tripping balls and just go with it or be way to curious to not want to ask a few questions to the person who has been swimming there.

0points

María Hermida 4 years ago

It reminds me of a picture here in BP of a kangaroo in the middle of a lake... The warning was: do no enter the water!

0points

Haroon Kamran 4 years ago

what is the movie

0points

#4

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Final score:

101points

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Why? 4 years ago

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blugeagua 4 years ago

Just imagine if it was three men doing that with a woman. Oh and spoiler alert, it's not fine. They try to kill him

8points

Saint Thomas 4 years ago

Jonathan Harker is slowly going mad at this point of the story, and he thinks that he is dreaming in this scene (also in the book). Only when the first woman bites him does he realize that it's really happening. Dracula comes at this precise moment to stop them, and Jonathan falls back into sleep. Not the best example :-)

12points

Edgar Rops 4 years ago

In fairness, Mr. Harker was definitely not fine with this, at least in the book. Ge could hardly resist, but there was vampire magic involved

9points

Mal 4 years ago

In his defense, he was kinda under a vamp mind-spell thing.

8points

Martin Kaine 4 years ago

From that movie, he was glamoured, I believe. He was held down.

5points

Giles McArdell 4 years ago

Not fair, Dracula had been bleeding Harker regularly, he was in a demented and hallucinatory state and (if I recall correctly) actually thought he was with his beloved Mina.

4points

RayAnna Wilson 4 years ago

Can't vampires hypnotize people? In the book wasn't Jonathan deeply upset with his behaviour under hypnosis because he loved Mina? Wasn't this really similar to sexual assault and being hypnotized by a vampire is like being drunk or on drugs?

4points

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

They have blood on their mouths...

2points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago (edited)

Yeah that bit always seems really dumb to me... but then he obeys Draccy- boos' orders not to leave etc so he is kinda stupid anyway. Oh wait - he was actually going mad so he's not himself.

2points

『•• espresso ••』 4 years ago

Why?

1point

Rylah mentions a number of films (and dumb horny men in them), including Trick 'r Treat, It Follows, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Hellraiser, and many more.

Each tweet also included some hilarious comments and remarks from Rylah herself. Most of the time, she voices what’s going on in the minds of the male characters before their impending doom, but there are also other comments like her saying where she herself would have probably died.

#5

The Shining (1980)

Final score:

96points

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JennyBee 4 years ago

"Haunted Bathtub"

39points

ButterScot 4 years ago

Of all the places to have a random nude woman, this is the least strange.

19points

Liz the Wanderer 4 years ago

True!

8points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

Ok but he is not right in the head anyway so that bit is not surprising

15points

Evelína Zlá 4 years ago

Exactly... upvote :)

7points

Saint Thomas 4 years ago

Same remark as the one about Jonathan Harker. At this point of the story, Jack Torrance is already pretty mad.

7points

StrawberryParfait 4 years ago

I saw this at the drive-in with my parents when I was a kid. Still one of my favourite horror flicks. The fabulous decor in the Overlook Hotel is such eye-candy.

3points

Jonathan Klaus 4 years ago (edited)

he is under the control of the hotel and the spirits there. he's not thinking straight period once we get to that scene....they all need to be corrected...

2points

23AClark 4 years ago

The REAL question is, if you and your family are supposed to be the only ones there, shouldn't you be concerned about the naked woman, who's not supposed to be there, and tried to kill your son?

2points

Giles McArdell 4 years ago

Again, Jack is in the process of going mad and is hallucinating loads of weird s**t - did you not understand the film?

1point

Lois Arrowood 4 years ago

Loo

1point

Indra Servo 4 years ago

combination of overwork & alcohol can easily mess man's head

1point

Saint Thomas 4 years ago

Did you mean to say : "All work and no play make Jack a dull boy" ?

3points

#6

Splice (2019)

Final score:

96points

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

I'm dying

24points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago (edited)

Ok - this film is messed up and that bit is probably the worse bit.... I mean, WHY????? Mongo

17points

Rupali Bhatnagar 4 years ago

It gets worse at the end.

1point

Dreamwolf 4 years ago

Sweet home Alabama

14points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

wasp alabama

-1point

OrangeChicken 4 years ago

Splice was f*****g WEIRD

10points

23AClark 4 years ago

This.....this was.....you know what, never mind.

3points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Doesn't the monster eventually change genders by the end of the movie which makes it even more messed up?

3points

Indra Servo 4 years ago

and also impregnated his/her (?) mother who's keeping the child at the end

5points

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

INCEST??

2points

Rae Black 4 years ago

Did I say ew yet? Because...ew.

1point

Little Panda Bear 4 years ago

ummm whaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttt???? You script writers are getting waaay too comfortable with being able to use your imagination.

0points

Fannie Rivet 4 years ago

Pretty sure it's from 2009 not 2019

0points

#7

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

Final score:

87points

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Tagzwoelf 4 years ago

Angel and Darla, wohoo

25points

Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Darla and Liam, actually. Angel/Angelus is his vampire name 🖤

6points

Kate 4 years ago

In Angel/Liam's defense, he was incredibly drunk during this scene.

4points

Ivy Ruonakoski 4 years ago

When wasn't Liam incredibly drunk?

1point

Rustyn Birch 4 years ago

Angel was quiet the fool when he was mortal...

3points

NaruTheCollective 4 years ago

I mean, in those days it could have been a high class street walker.

2points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

To be fair, Liam was a horn dog. With daddy issues. I guess that's no excuse.

2points

Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Buffy 🖤

2points

Ivy Ruonakoski 4 years ago

Darla.

2points

wade winston wilson 4 years ago

omg bufy forev

2points

Sheila Gustafson 4 years ago

TBF, this worked out pretty well for him.

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

To be fair, if he hadn't followed then the series wouldn't be there as he'd not be a vampire, so we wouldn't know.

1point

23AClark 4 years ago

I love angel, but even the sweet ones can be rather thick!!!

1point

Rylah also provided some context on how there are also mythologies that are based on seducing men:

“The baobhan sith gets you when you have horny thoughts. The patasola gets you in the wilderness. The sayona gets cheaters. A lot of sexy monsters are just hungry. The folklore is to try to encourage you to NOT be seduced by a sexy monster, but as many of you have shown… you are horny for monsters.”

She did, however, also point out that this list doesn’t say that all men in real life make poor decisions—it merely points out how a trope was used repeatedly in ridiculous ways.

#8

Knock Knock (2015)

Final score:

86points

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JennyBee 4 years ago

maybe they are teenage girls who fell into a lake. Maybe they were also homeless.

22points

Troux 4 years ago

Are these two good reasons for people to come inside your house???

21points

Caleb Bloom 4 years ago

Step one: check if they have hockey masks

2points

Justin Seagull 4 years ago

I think calling the police should be the priority

0points

AriMalari87 4 years ago

what is this movie??

4points

K Killian 4 years ago (edited)

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where Ana De Armas wouldn't be invited into my home.

3points

Scagsy 4 years ago

They needed to use the phone in a rainstorm and he was a super nice guy. I don't get it.

2points

Amelia Ivy 4 years ago

I seen this movie it was actually pretty good

2points

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

If Ana de Armas comes knocking on my door she's getting invited in no matter what her intentions. She can give me a deathgasm any time she wants.

1point

Rae Black 4 years ago

BA Nope

1point

René Studer 4 years ago

Depends on the context. They could need help.

1point

Gage Franke 4 years ago

Relax. He's John Wick. He'll be fine.

0points

Heliocracy 4 years ago

Um, hell yeah

0points

#9

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

Final score:

84points

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

That is Weird...

20points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

It's okay. Buffy got her. And it's supposed to be both weird, funny, and kick-ass.

10points

hi myself 4 years ago

Oh, I remember this episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

6points

Fred L. 4 years ago

So the numerous cases of teachers secuding her students that hit the news in the recent years were all praying mantis monsters?

5points

Kenna Cook 4 years ago

yep.

1point

BeanTheBarbarian 4 years ago

heyo buffy the vampier slayer! but also SHES A TEACHER.

3points

wade winston wilson 4 years ago

i rember this ep too lol buff forevs

3points

Malakai 4 years ago

And all the girls were telling Xander "YOU'RE BRING F**KING STUPID SHE'S A PREDATOR", to boot

2points

Too_gay_to_function_ 4 years ago

That episode was just really f*****g weird

2points

Rae Black 4 years ago

Really? Ew

1point

『•• espresso ••』 4 years ago

that's messed up in so many ways

1point

Nudge 4 years ago

haha I've been watching this show recently this ep was funny

1point

#10

Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

Final score:

74points

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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

Spike could recite a grocery list to me and I would let him bite me.

15points

N G 4 years ago

(If you want James Marsters doing his natural accent, he reads The Dresden Files audiobooks (among others). He reads me a bedtime story every night! *happy sigh*)

13points

N G 4 years ago (edited)

Nope! No resisting here!

12points

Analyn Lahr 4 years ago

Wait...are you saying...but Spike hated evil Angel. Hated him. But in Angel season 5, Spike did say he and Angel were intimate once. As I recall. I do low-key ship Spangel.

4points

Whimsy 4 years ago

Wait, what?? I missed a big detail like Spike and Angel hooking up? I.need.now.. pls. What episode? (Yes, I am a massive yaoi fan, no chance denying that)

3points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Well, Spike was an extremely bad poet. That's how he got his nickname of "Spike the Bloody." Bloody awful poet.

4points

Phi 4 years ago (edited)

Hey! I like his poetry! (Edited: misspeling)

0points

Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Spike 🖤

3points

grey galah 4 years ago

Drusilla fascinates me for all the wrong reasons

2points

Malakai 4 years ago

Actually this one Drusilla kind of told Spike what she intended, and he had suspicions that she wasn't human. But he went with it anyway because finally a beautiful lady he could simp over was talking to him and not mocking him (Dru and Spike forever btw, Angel ruined the dynamic imho ;p)

2points

Rustyn Birch 4 years ago

Drusilla... *swoon*

2points

wade winston wilson 4 years ago

buffy for fuciking evs

2points

Silre 4 years ago

I mean, Drusilla wouldn't have to try too hard to turn me either

1point

#11

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Final score:

73points

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Felix Feline 4 years ago

I think that she is beautiful and her dance was really hot!

17points

Thenatural 4 years ago

She could literally explain to me in detail,how she would murder me after she did that dance and I still wouldn't move....smoking hot!!

7points

23AClark 4 years ago

Beautiful woman dancing in a skeezy bar, that only truckers and bikers can go to, out in the middle of the boondocks, and it takes you hours to get to.

4points

Alphabet Soupy 4 years ago

A friend went to a super shady strip club in the middle of nowhere and, I kid you not, he actually expected it to be good. These stupid plot lines aren’t so stupid after all!

1point

Lyone Fein 4 years ago

She is gorgeous

3points

kjorn 4 years ago

have to say the music in that dance give a lot to that scene

2points

suzanne werbiski 4 years ago

I loved the music too! The dance was simple but so very hot!

0points

Rae Black 4 years ago

Props to her, she is terrified of snakes.

1point

Rannveig Ess 4 years ago

A few million dollars made her get over it rather quickly

0points

René Studer 4 years ago

To be honest, nothing is odd about the Titty Twister at first or even second glance. A crazy biker and Trucker Bar with chicks dancing on tables.

1point

Von 4 years ago

Pretty sure I saw her at the bank yesterday

1point

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François Carré 4 years ago

I've seen the movie more than once (and the videoclip even more) and each time I would definitely fall for Satanico Pandemonium.

0points

Chandaren Ninjakitteh 4 years ago

at first i thought that snake was some kind of weird set of extra arms

0points

#12

Hellraiser 2: Hellbound (1988)

Final score:

68points

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Why? 4 years ago

I definitely don't want what she's having!

23points

Lucy Hill 4 years ago

If this isn’t a meme for “so, how was your first day back at work, hon?” after lockdown ends, I’ll be gagged

6points

Martin Kaine 4 years ago

"You've got red on you."

6points

Lady Snowfall 4 years ago

Love that movie <3

0points

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

Helluva way to earn your red wings.

1point

Jenna Justice 4 years ago

movie?

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

And a bad hair day as well. Poor girl.

0points

23AClark 4 years ago

We all know that she was playing him. After she got all of her skin back, he saw a hot mama, she saw a sacrifice.

0points

Titli Kundu 4 years ago

What movie?

0points

Many people found this to be a rather entertaining list. Rylah’s Twitter thread made some headlines and garnered over 28,000 likes with over 5,000 retweets.

Many in the comments pointed out some other movies that used this same trope, adding to the list of dumb guys in horror films, while others were discussing the nuances of the genre.

You can check out more by going to Rylah’s Twitter thread, but before you go, let us know what you thought about this in the comment section!

#13

American Gods (2017)

Final score:

63points

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Rebekah 4 years ago

My vagina has been clearly slacking.

21points

Boudica 4 years ago

Hers will be too if she consumes too many worshippers!

3points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

I'm officially dead

13points

Haley Burroughs 4 years ago

good

1point

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

WHAAAAAAT?????!!!!!

9points

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

I just... don't even... like what... the f**k... is this

7points

Helen Haley 4 years ago

I'm assuming a man wrote this?

3points

Nicki 4 years ago

yup, this series is based off the book American Gods by Neil Gaiman, and this character is in the book too. 🤣 🤣 🤣

8points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

3points

Rae Black 4 years ago

I loved her in the book. So amazing.

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

She consumes what with WHAT?

1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago

Worshippers with her vagina. You know - she killed them with sex, basically. It's not that big of a reach for a goddess, I think

1point

23AClark 4 years ago

Another one of my favorites!!! What can one say except that they went happily? Things might change somewhat, because of the Orishas helping her to find her true self.

1point

Riolu Claw 4 years ago

"no sorry, i dont wanna take a trip to the *VAGINA NEBULA*."- Technical Boy

0points

#14

Once Bitten (1985)

Final score:

62points

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Stille20 4 years ago

Huh? What's the movie?

14points

GeneralZod 4 years ago

Once Bitten.....an 80s classic!

23points

Hello 4 years ago (edited)

The title has the movie name edit: nvm it was updated later sorry

3points

Rae Black 4 years ago

Once Bitten....

0points

Cold Contagious 4 years ago

Are ppl having difficulty reading the title of the movies above the pictures? I've noticed a couple ppl asking what the name of the movie is and I'm like, really.

1point

Nicki 4 years ago

This was one of my favorite movie as a kid! I had a huge crush on Jim Carrey!

1point

Andrei Anghel 4 years ago

Perhaps not ironically...

1point

Mal 4 years ago

BEST!! This movie is awesome

1point

KelBel 4 years ago

LOVE Once Bitten!

0points

23AClark 4 years ago

I've never seen all of Once Bitten.

0points

#15

Lovecraft Country (2020)

Final score:

57points

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Trinity 4 years ago

What movie is this???

10points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

Not one I will watch

16points

blugeagua 4 years ago

The title is literally right there

9points

Violet Varana 4 years ago

episode from Lovecraft Country

8points

mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago

lovecraft country

0points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

Seems to be a series called "Lovecraft Country", but do not quote me on this. Like, could the Twitter poster not include the names of movies? Some of these sound great.

4points

23AClark 4 years ago

All they saw was a hot delicious looking woman. And she controlled herself with Atticus because she loved him

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

A Kitsune I would date <3

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

You had me at many-tailed fox OuO

1point

Martin Kaine 4 years ago

Its from "Lovecraft Country."

1point

JennyBee 4 years ago

Is this from lovecraft country?

1point

Little Panda Bear 4 years ago

Is she a kitsune?

0points

Yamini Mahendran 4 years ago

I love Lovecraft Country. It is a quirky show, with good visuals.

0points

NaruTheCollective 4 years ago

She's a kitsune?

0points

mr. cheeto chester 4 years ago

basically but no because it more than just one form of the fox

0points

#16

Queen Of The Damned (2002)

Final score:

56points

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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago (edited)

The book was a masterpiece. (And to me still is).

13points

ГЛАЗ 4 years ago

the vampire chronicles in general are just excellent books.

0points

23AClark 4 years ago

Akasha is one of my favorites. But a man should be sort of careful about dealing with a woman who can gracefully answer the question "you and what army!", and SHE'S THE ARMY!!!

2points

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

My favorite sexy monster is Darth Vader.

1point

Indra Servo 4 years ago

bruh, you can resist Aaliyah?

1point

BorPand8 4 years ago

She was amazing in that movie! And the only good thing about it. I admired how she could look super sexy and creepily intimidating at the same time. Like what Cara Delevingne was aiming for with Enchantress, except Aaliyah pulled it off.

1point

Isidien Gudmundsdottir 4 years ago

The best transylvania-jamaican accent.

0points

Whimsy 4 years ago

Loved this movie and Aaliyah was superb, but the soundtrack was most gorgeous to me. Unforgettable movie.

0points

Sam rice 4 years ago

Aaliyah was damn fine

0points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

terrible pic

0points

Cold Contagious 4 years ago

I prefer LeStadt and Jesse in this movie.

0points

#17

True Blood (2008-2014)

Final score:

49points

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Stille20 4 years ago (edited)

Why are people getting mad? Women are ALWAYS questioning if the random guy who wants to hook up with them is going to murder them.... I mean that as was of explanation … just we think of it all the time and Are shocked men wouldn't consider it.

37points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Long ago I read about a study done with college students. They were asked what worried them most about going out on a first date. The women tended to be worried about being raped or killed. The men worried about being laughed at.

9points

NaruTheCollective 4 years ago

JESSSSSSSSSSICCCCCCCCCCCA WE LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

1point

23AClark 4 years ago

She's one of my favorites as well.

1point

Rustyn Birch 4 years ago

:D

1point

#18

Audition (1999)

Final score:

45points

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

NeEdlEs NEEDLES

15points

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

Every time I see one I run to my room and hide in my pillow for a few hours

5points

Nudge 4 years ago

ikr every time i see them i flippen shudder

5points

Little Panda Bear 4 years ago

Big RED FLAG

1point

Night Owl 4 years ago (edited)

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I'm lay sheep in China 4 years ago

Spoiler: It was all his Imagination at the end

0points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

LOVED this movie!

0points

Melissa TO 4 years ago

This movie was soooo messed up! Loved it!

0points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

“Kiri, kiri, kiri...”

0points

23AClark 4 years ago

I know of this movie , but haven't seen it as of yet.

0points

Indra Servo 4 years ago

neddle is fine, wait until her pull out piano wires

0points

Liam Johann 4 years ago

The fact that shes wearing gloves is a big tip off...

0points

Qw3stion 4 years ago

Oh yeah right

0points

Yuri 4 years ago

She looks like someone from my class should i be worried?

0points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Oh most def! Run. Run now. I said RUN!!!

0points

#19

Hannibal (2013-2015)

Final score:

44points

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Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

Is that Gillian Anderson and Mads Mikkelsen? 😲😲

11points

Camden 4 years ago

aaaaaah Hannibal

9points

B 4 years ago

"These two invite me to dinner, I'm done." Well done, I imagine. With a nice Chianti.

7points

Vaida Kuodytė 4 years ago

Oh please, well done is for peasants. Medium rare is what you want.

5points

Crochet lady 4 years ago

My most favorite show ever!

2points

Louplou 4 years ago

It really was fantastic

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Well, to be fair when someone invites you for dinner you don't expect that YOU are the dinner😒😒 Better to ask for the menu before😂

2points

Lucy Hill 4 years ago

I want to be the filling in this cannibal sandwich please

2points

#20

Girl On The Third Floor (2019)

Final score:

40points

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Rukkia 4 years ago

Yes, yes it does. It actually goes poorly for everyone.

27points

Little Panda Bear 4 years ago

how so?

2points

Qw3stion 4 years ago

Hopefully! Crossing fingers!

5points

Metalheadfaerie 4 years ago

It's a pretty decent movie but it goes so, so poorly for him. I enjoyed that bit

1point

23AClark 4 years ago

I think I've heard of this movie, but never seen it.

0points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

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#21

It Follows (2014)

Final score:

38points

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Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

why did I immediately think about Jesus just now?

8points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Cuz it looks like she's walking on water to the boat. :]

2points

Jim Ellington 4 years ago

Most guys aren't concerned with regular, old STDs, much less demonic ones.

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

I don’t remember this at all and I know I’ve seen this movie

0points

23AClark 4 years ago

This is a good one. And it get passed on to a nice girl who has no idea that her boyfriend is about to pass a demonic STD to her. Not only does he leave her, but tell her that if she doesn't pass it on in three days, I think, she'll die.

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Will it follow me to outer space? :O

0points

Qw3stion 4 years ago

Huh

0points

Yuri 4 years ago (edited)

mb.

0points

#22

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

Final score:

38points

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Chrystina Lynne Sherrin 4 years ago

"A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night" interesting and amazing Iranian Vampire film. Highly recommend!

11points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Did she walk home at night?

2points

Qw3stion 4 years ago

Never seen it, what is it called?

4points

Chrystina Lynne Sherrin 4 years ago (edited)

"A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night" A super stylish Iranian Vampire film. Highly recommend.

2points

Rustyn Birch 4 years ago

I like this movie, it's odd for the genre. She is a very beautiful vampire as well. *swoon*

2points

I'm lay sheep in China 4 years ago

Good neo-noir movie show how society is for Women

1point

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François Carré 4 years ago

Very original movie indeed, thank you for mentioning it !

0points

23AClark 4 years ago

I don't know this movie.

0points

Lucy Hill 4 years ago

Yet again, no idea what the movie is

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago

Movie's name? :O

0points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

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#23

The Hunger (1983)

Final score:

37points

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Cammie Sizemore 4 years ago

catherine deneuve and david bowie? Will die twice for the pleasure of dying again

13points

BonnieBlueButler 4 years ago

Elegant, heartbreaking movie

2points

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

Kudos to the lighting director!

2points

#24

Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

Final score:

36points

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François Carré 4 years ago

They're so cute, bored, posh and politely blood-thirsty. Great movie with excellent soundtrack.

1point

Batwench Premium 4 years ago

If it is Tom Hiddleston it is an automatic HELL YES from me.

1point

Noez 🇸🇪 4 years ago

This is familiar... What movie is this?

1point

Thenatural 4 years ago

Only lovers left alive....good movie

3points

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

Because wearing shades in a dark room at night isn’t weird at all...

1point

Qw3stion 4 years ago

Nope

1point

Henny Hana 4 years ago

I read the wiki and i saw anton yelchin..i feel sad now.

0points

Vaida Kuodytė 4 years ago (edited)

I'm normally straight, but I'd go for either. Or both. It's the most underrated movie of that year.

0points

shonie 4 years ago

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#25

Trick 'R Treat (2007)

Final score:

36points

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23AClark 4 years ago

Another favorite! Steven didn't really want her cookies, he was just a serial killer. But he definitely was her "feast for sore eyes!!!" She was no longer a "food virgin!"

3points

glowworm2 4 years ago (edited)

Oh yeah, this one I remember. It looks like a bunch of horny girls trying to get men for a one night stand on Halloween and this one is a "virgin" who's never done the deed before and runs into a serial killer. However, it's definitely not what it looks like.

2points

Qw3stion 4 years ago

...

1point

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

There were no comments here so I just felt like I had to post something

0points

#26

The Mortuary Collection (2019)

Final score:

30points

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23AClark 4 years ago

I've never heard of it, sounds interesting.

3points

Titli Kundu 4 years ago

Goodness I just loved this film

2points

Mary Rose Kent 4 years ago

6.5/10 on iMDB

1point

Waiton Farrell 4 years ago

Shudder makes the best horror anthologies! This one had me cackling...and also gagging. Brutal.

0points

Qw3stion 4 years ago

Never seen it.

0points

#27

The Love Witch (2016)

Final score:

27points

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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

The Love Witch is a fantastic movie with a rather sad ending.

5points

Leah Reid 4 years ago

Honestly, I started watching the movie because the star is beautiful. I live witch movies. But... got bored with it

0points

Leah Reid 4 years ago

Why can't I edit my own damn posts. Autocorrect changed "love" to effing live. Smdh

0points

Neill Powell 4 years ago

Plot Twist: WOMEN are always the EVIL ONES getting men into trouble. I based this on the above-observations.

0points

El Dee 4 years ago

This theory was tested IRL when filming the horror 'Under The Skin' in Glasgow, Scotland. Scarlett Johanson actually drove around the city centre picking up non-actors who weren't in on it to get genuine responses. Spoiler, this is actually how men behave..

0points

23AClark 4 years ago

Don't think I know it, but I'm not sure.

0points

Rustyn Birch 4 years ago

Hahaha!

0points