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30 Things People Are Certain Of Without A Need To Prove It, As Shared In This Online Thread
The whole world around us, all the facts and things in it, from the point of view of our knowledge, is divided into three categories: what we are not sure of, what we are sure of, and what we are ready to swear to defend with our life. That very hill to die on. And such beliefs are different for various people, of course.
The so-called "Socratic paradox" goes that "I know that I know nothing" and is attributed to the great Greek philosopher Socrates. And still, even the great skeptic, denying the possibility of any knowledge, in the end, as we remember, took poison, defending his own convictions. Of course, one should not be so radical, but still, each of us has our own truths.
And so, a few days ago, a thread appeared in the AskReddit community, the author of which asked a question about just this: "What do you swear on your life to be 100% true?" Today, the thread has over 42.6K upvotes and almost 28.5K different comments, and what is an indisputable truth for some may well be perceived by others as a very controversial issue. In the end, so many people - so many opinions.
Bored Panda has carefully sifted through the sand of the original thread's numerous comments in search of the golden grains of the best, most popular, and weightiest comments, so now feel free to scroll to the very end of this list, mark the most interesting submissions for you and, of course, leave your comments. After all, you, we are almost sure, also have your own truths that you would bet are 100% true!
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Being alone is better than having the wrong people in my life. Prove me wrong.
The average human is an idiot
That reminds me of a Carlin bit. Think of how stupid the average person is. Half of the people are dumber than that.
Money DOES buy happiness.
You cannot convince me otherwise. Sure ok it is not everything, you can be depressed and rich, but no one gonna tell me that money does not buy that cute stuff I wanted to wear or that delicious meal imma be cookin.
When you don't have to struggle for your survival, it greatly reduces the stress you experience, providing you with the opportunity to create happiness for yourself.
That disagreeing with someone's opinion isn't an attack on them.
People who insist their opinion will never change will always perceive disagreement as a personal attack. Their opinion becomes tied to their identity, instead of being a thing that should change with new factual information.
If your bus is late, spark up a cigarette and it will instantly arrive
What a mate of mine would call the magical bus summoning stick. Usually with a lot of sarcasm..probably because he wanted his smoke
The inside of USB ports are designed to switch round to ensure you can only plug in USB cables on your third attempt after twisting it round, then twisting it back.
You can make things foolproof but the world will make better fools
History is written and preserved and distributed by the winners.
Humans are capable of lying, twisting facts to show themselves, places and people they like in a good light. Modern world has PR agencies for rich and connected.
Combine the two and history as we know it is a twisted version of what really happened.
"History is written by the victors" is an extremely true statement. There are aspects of our past that have been completely and totally stamped out, twisted, and altered. Especially if that civilization didn't survive, didn't have a writing system, their writing system isn't understood or none of it remains. Think about all the groups the Ancient Romans wiped out, for instance. All we know about many of them is what's been written about them by the Romans... who would outright lie to paint themselves in the best possible light to look just. Everyone else were just "barbarians", after all. Even in more recent times before the internet (and indispensable resources like the WayBackMachine), it was pretty easy to change history. Burn/ban the books/photographs/scrolls/etc, kill those who know the truth, and obliterate any physical evidence. Done.
A sandwich is always better if someone else makes it for you
I dunno about this one. Condiment usage, cheese amount and placement, vegetables desired....it can get complicated.
Time passes quicker the older you get. Do the things right now that you want to do, don’t wait for later.
It is the kiss of death to change lines at the grocery store.
Aliens exist somewhere in this universe.
It would be the height of human conceit to believe that, in the vastness of the universe, we are the only ones. We're probably not the only ones in our galaxy, never mind the entire universe.
I look good in the mirror. I look terrible in photos.
I have NEITHER of those problems. I look like hell all the time, everywhere.
If you’re running late you will be stuck at every possible red light.
The way people drive and the way they use a shopping trolley are directly linked.
Not being available 24/7 despite being reachable 24/7 is fine
Everything is temporary
People don't *genuinely* care about deaths of strangers they don't personally know or haven't met. If people had the option to choose to sacrifice 10 lives of people they have never met to save 1 they love, they would do it without hesitation - they probably wouldn't admit it out loud, but they *would* agree to it.
Heck, most people would sacrifice 10 people they don't know just to get a better price on a mobile phone.
If I’m having a bad day it can always get worse
rocks are soft and squishy. They just tense up when you touch them.
Black Bears are learning that they could benefit from a friendly relationship with humans after seeing how easy domesticated dogs and cats have it. They are in the early stages of trying to domesticate themselves.
Source: none. I just see tiktok videos of bears being cute near people.
The makers of baby wipes intentionally wrap them in a way so when you pull 1 out the container you get 2-3 and waste them because they are a b***h to put back in
Wipe dispenser box, at the the time I purchased it I was half convinced it was a waste of money but 3 kids later and it has proved its worth everyday!
reddit is a cesspool of misinformation.
I enjoy reddit in general, as I stick to stuff that's rather tame. However, I came across a thread the other day for identifying mushrooms in the wild, and I thought, "Do you actually want to trust your life to this collective?"
There's definitely something amiss in this universe and we're not ready for it.
Mr Lovecraft had just a glimpse of it and look what it has done to him
That the printer will always run out of ink or that the paper will get jammed when you're already rushing and stressed.
Happens all the time.
My life will get better
Sometimes your life gets better, but it takes a while before you can realize it. ("Worse" usually announces itself straight off.}
Every cart I pull at Walmart has at least one square tire.
My personal record is “recarting” five times before getting a smooth ride. We need more cart repairers like Bubbles.
Disney made "Frozen" so that when you Google "Disney frozen" you would get search results about the movie and not about Walt Disney supposedly being cryogenically frozen.
Um, that's why I would google "WALT Disney frozen" - and all the Walt Popsicle info comes right up.
They changed the Reese’s recipe
Absolutely did. The chocolate and the peanut butter filling both taste different
There is always someone better and worse than you at everything. Be humble when winning.
Edit: Bolt is a legend. Just as all of the world record holders through the decades are. Maybe not at this moment, but maybe tomorrow or next decade they will be someone better.
My Dad told me this when I was a young one. I always believed it to be true.
Did anyone else see "Bolt" and immediately picture the animated superdog, or was that just me?
Stock Market Manipulation.
If my morning routine is disrupted, the day is gonna be bad.
I bowled a 289. Friend that went with me is notorious for making up details. No one believes me.
I believe this person. I've seen people casually roll in the 280s on more than one occasion. Saw a guy do it with a house ball and rental shoes.
About 25 years ago I saw a black panther jump across the road in front of our car, it was about 20ft away and we just missed it.
It jumped from out of the bushes on the left , landed in the middle and then jumped clean into the bushes on the right.
It was about 4ft long with a tail almost as big. This was at night and my gf and me saw it clearly in the headlights
I went to DreamWorks studios when I was 11 to give a presentation of my animation skills. Nobody ever believes me when I tell them that story. I swear I’m not making it up, it really happened.
To keep it brief, I took an online animation course and the company that made the course liked it so much that asked me to be a model student for a business deal with DreamWorks to use their IPs in their courses. They flew me out to LA for free, I got a private tour of the studio, and I even got to meet two animators who were working in animation tests for Trolls (which came out 3 years later). I even got to see concept art for the Captain Underpants movie, which had just started development at the time.
To this day I still think this is my life’s peak and it’s all downhill from here.
I wanna clarify that while this is the animation I made, I DID NOT MAKE THE CHARACTERS, ASSETS, OR STORY. The course instructors provided all of that and told me what to animate. I just made them move. However, I did add a lot of unique details and elements on my own, such as having the secondary character throughout the whole animation and having them jump into the spaceship at the end.
It’s like people not believing I made friends with a guy who works for Weta Studios, the company that helped make the LoTR movies 😐
I am better looking than my twin brother
Hollowing out the entire moon to build a theme park inside of it would be a good idea
Also I'd turn the entire surface into a large hotel
Here is a good one: If you post a comment on Bored Panda that is 100% true but an unpopular idea, people will down vote it - not because they think it is inaccurate, but because they don't like it.
When you’ve been waiting, be it in a doctor’s office, or getting an oil change, or waiting for a train or metro to show up, whatever it is - the quickest way to speed up the wait is to pull out your phone, put on your readers, get comfortable and start really getting into a meme page or a website. Whatever you’re waiting for will happen within moments. Works every time.
The attractiveness of a slice of pizza matters. A good-looking slice tastes infinitely better than an ugly slice.
Mine: There are no gods, magic is not real and the word "supernatural" does not make sense at all.
Here is a good one: If you post a comment on Bored Panda that is 100% true but an unpopular idea, people will down vote it - not because they think it is inaccurate, but because they don't like it.
When you’ve been waiting, be it in a doctor’s office, or getting an oil change, or waiting for a train or metro to show up, whatever it is - the quickest way to speed up the wait is to pull out your phone, put on your readers, get comfortable and start really getting into a meme page or a website. Whatever you’re waiting for will happen within moments. Works every time.
The attractiveness of a slice of pizza matters. A good-looking slice tastes infinitely better than an ugly slice.
Mine: There are no gods, magic is not real and the word "supernatural" does not make sense at all.
