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Bride Asks Guests To Dress Based On Their Weight, Completely Loses It When Someone Shames Her On Reddit
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Bride Asks Guests To Dress Based On Their Weight, Completely Loses It When Someone Shames Her On Reddit

Either the thought of getting married temporarily messes up their heads, or they’re simply pathological narcissists, but some bridezillas show off their worst colors before they even say “I do.” I mean, sure, the bride is the center of attention at most of the wedding receptions, but that doesn’t mean they become the center of the universe, too.

Image credits: iStock /Reptile 8488 (not the actual photo)

This wife-to-be, for example, made such ridiculous dress code demands, one of the invitees leaked them online. The wedding attire was assigned to people by weight categories and to make it even worse; the formal attire color scheme was more than ugly. What do you think happened after she found out about the leak? I’ll give you a hint; it wasn’t a wake-up call. Scroll down to check out the bridezilla story, and if you won’t believe people can be so unreasonable, take a look at the bride who asked her guests $1,500 each, making sure her wedding costs were fully covered by the participants.

Here’s the post she was talking about if you were wondering what the demands were:

We decided to illustrate what the “thin guests” are supposed to wear. Women: 100-160 LBS

Men 100-200 LBS

People were just speechless after reading the whole thing:

Image credits: cappaccinodagreat

Someone later also shared this guests response to the bride  after she announced the “Polygraph party”

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Darryl Kerrigan
Community Member
3 years ago

Bored Panda Admins: You better update us on this in 2019!

Trude Donnelly
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, or tacky colour clashing clothing attire for you lot.

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Carol Emory
Community Member
3 years ago

WTF?!? I've heard of crazy bridal requests..but this one takes the cake. And if I had $1000 to throw down on an outfit, it sure as heck is not going to be one worn only once at the party of some skanky ho with a chip on her shoulder. I sure hope someone records this and posts this "dance" so that people can see it for the train wreck it's shaping up to be. These bridezillas need to start realizing that having the best day of your life should not include making everyone else miserable. How are these dim wits getting engaged anyway. It's a year out to the wedding. Hope the groom wises up by then and RUNS!

marbsno
Community Member
3 years ago

If she's this much of a control freak where her friends are concerned, imagine what it must be like for her husband to be! That poor guy is going to either be cowed for the rest of his life while he bangs the au pair on the side, or he's going to wise up and run, run, and never look back.

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

When I read "certified spiritual healers", I knew what would come... totally crazy

Aysha Bisimwa Ali
Community Member
3 years ago

I thought "soda hat" was some sort of style I had never heard of. Not an *actual* soda hat! OMG.

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jamie1707
Community Member
3 years ago

That has to be fake. I can't believe such a woman lives and breaths on my planet.

Joe Sauer
Community Member
3 years ago

You would be suprised

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Jarno Flinkers
Community Member
3 years ago

Met at a psychic's something? Honey, psychopath isn't shortened psychic.

Polleekin
Community Member
3 years ago

You're comment made me snort. I kind of want to start telling people that. "I'm psychic. Psychic is the same thing as psycho right?"

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Xiaolaohu
Community Member
3 years ago

This is probably fake but it's so wonderfully awful and kooky that I don't care, I hate to feed into her psychosis, but a huge part of me really wants to see the video where the thin colorful people banish the fat death and army colored folk. Is it too much to hope this dance posts on you tube?

Phoebes
Community Member
3 years ago

"Banish the fat death and army colored folk"--I'm still laughing so hard I'm CHOKING!!! And I totally don't care!! Bwahahahahaha!!!

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Ivana
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG, I wouldn't care if I wasn't even the one who leaked it, if she is promising to never speak to you again then I would be like "Bitch, it was me." If you want dancing and entertainment, then you hire a dance group, you don't ask you guest to do anything, they are your guest, you are the host, you fucking host them. If they show up in a god damn paper bag, you still treat them like a god damn king or queen because you invited them to your event. I hate when people make these stupid demands of their guest. It is a big day for you, for everyone one else it is just an obligation, then you want to add more to that obligation by asking for dancing, ugly ass clothes, and then expensive damn outfits. Fuck this bitch. I hope no one attends. Or if they do, they make it clear that they are not going to do what she asks.

Phoebes
Community Member
3 years ago

YES!! This! Not to mention, the destination wedding in HAWAII!! I make good money and haven't been able to afford that airfare yet!!

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JP
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

This can't be the first time her crazy leaked out. So, my question is, How in the hell does she have ANY friends??? If there was someone this crazy in my life, they wouldn't be...in my life, that is. WTF?!?!

Mikleo
Community Member
3 years ago

Her friends are probably similar and don't think of her as crazy.

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Christophe Ferreira
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3 years ago

Bored Panda staff, please stop using pictures that are not actual to the story, especially when it's a story that could create trouble to the person in the picture. We don't need to see a bride to be like "oh! That's what you were talking about!"

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago

Exactly - what is the point of showing a picture with "not the picture" written on it?

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Pavlina G
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm not saying she isn't crazy, but if one properly read her request the 1000 dollar budget wasn't for the dance outfit, but for the outfit to be worn at the venue. So in reality, she wants you to buy TWO outfits for the wedding.

Jenni Langlois
Community Member
3 years ago

And airfare to Hawaii, the hotel, and presumably a gift for her as well.

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Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

All of her skinny friends must be extremely rich to afford a pair of Loubouitn heels :)

Jenni Langlois
Community Member
3 years ago

AND the orange pants/green sweater that they likely don't already own. I suppose it would be easy to meet the "other outfit must cost $1000" requirement if they count the cost of those heels, though.

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Parmeisan
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

In case anyone else is curious, I found the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a35hv9/bride_demands_guests_wear_1k_attire/?sort=new - and the update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a3d60u/update_bride_demands_1k_attire/?st=JPBJNCU2&sh=8279d034

Cindy Johnston
Community Member
3 years ago

Man! I wish this appeared as an active link on my tablet.

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Savannah Robinson
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Well I wouldn't want to attend a wedding where I'm told to spend thousands on a hideous outfit. It's Hawaii, I would like to wear a nice yellow sundress with a flower in my hair thank you. It would also be cool ( and a bit cheesy ) if the guys wore flowery shirts and some shorts. Something laid back. Secondly, I also wouldn't want to be interrogated about some stupid post about how uptight and tasteless the bride is. Your wedding should be relaxed and fun. I hate how some people want to dictate what their guests wear.

marbsno
Community Member
3 years ago

Even if I hadn't been the one to out this psycho, I would say I did just to make cutting ties that much easier. No one needs a "friend" like this.

Petya
Community Member
3 years ago

If all of her friends aren't crazy like her, I suppose several of them already did as you say and told her it was them.

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A Dog Person
Community Member
3 years ago

Spiritual healers?.... IIIII don't think so

Amazon QT
Community Member
3 years ago

Not with her “none retaliation, but I’ll repeatedly talk shit about you for a long, long, long, did I mention LONG time!” LOL

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Alia G.
Community Member
3 years ago

Not only are the requests bizarre and rude, the clothes sound incredibly ugly.

Esme St Clair
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously! As if it’s not horrible enough to be stuck with some uggo dress you'll never wear again if you agree to be in someone's wedding, let alone when you merely attend as a guest. This maniac thinks you should be honored to be invited to her wedding whereas in reality, most consider attendance as an unpleasant duty one feels obligated to do for a friend. Also, I wonder if they have a scale at hand to catch any 161-lb. fatsos who try to opt for the desirable green/orange combo unfairly.

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Darryl Kerrigan
Community Member
3 years ago

'go back to your scum basements and stop making comments about people you don't know'. Logic fail!

Kerry Paggett
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL she's jealous cause she's never had a basement.

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Shana
Community Member
3 years ago

Would be funny if all the invited people would just go "I did it" "No I did it!" and everyone is now ignored, no guests at the wedding and another cry post from the bridezilla. Seriously ,if anyone ever invited me to a wedding/party and demanded stuff like this or that I spend 1000s for it, I'd just laugh in their face. How crazy/entitled can you be...

Amazon QT
Community Member
3 years ago

If we could only hope!!

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

The bridezilla storys get out of hand. If people so anti-social really exist out there, let their friends cut the ties with them. We, however, should simply ignore them. (Although I have to admit that a denunciation party sounds fun. Particularly if featured a *baddadadum* lie detector for *baddadadum* 99$ from *baddadadum* Amazon.)

Si
Community Member
3 years ago

Bridezilla stories are simply a new incarnation of online misogyny. These women don’t exist.

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Darryl Kerrigan
Community Member
3 years ago

I remember on an old UK show where the editor of the Sport (think National Enquirer) was given an interview on a cheap polygraph and he was 'telling the truth' about Hitler being a woman and a routemaster bus being found at the north pole. There's a reason they aren't admissible in court...

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago

Only admissible on Jeremy Kyle.

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Olga Antonova
Community Member
3 years ago

I can't imagine why would anyone go to such a wedding unless they are very close relatives and have to.

Aunt Messy
Community Member
3 years ago

They're about to find out that no one "has" to go to their wedding.

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MagicalUnicorn
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3 years ago

made my day. don't think i ever laughed that hard

Amazon QT
Community Member
3 years ago

It’s always nice to get that kind of laughter out of your system once a decade or so. LOL

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Polleekin
Community Member
3 years ago

At first I was thinking "the color scheme is odd. But it's her wedding so if she wants to have a weird synchronized dance, more power to her." Then I read the $1,000 price tag. And if guests don't participate they need to do another task to contribute. That is just asking too much from your friends. $1,000 for clothes you'll never want to wear again?! And apparently no free loaders at her wedding. That sort of thing is a good way to loose friends.

Zenozenobee
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, the shoes alone cost more than 600$... and she wants people to ruin them by dancing on a beach (and ruining their ankles)

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Elizabeth
Community Member
3 years ago

A "Spiritual Healer" is making these astronomical demands? How does she not realize the pain she is inflicting on everyone who cares about her? This feels like one of those crazy home shopping shows where a couple who make a combined $25k a year are looking to buy a $3million home. I can't imagine buying Louboutin heels for someone else's wedding then wear them on the BEACH! That dance is going to fall apart spectacularly

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

£1000 Louboutins would be absolutely trashed by attempting to dance on a beach in them. Red paint anyone?

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ThatJeremyKid
Community Member
3 years ago

Joke's on her. Polygraphs don't work. Pseudoscience BS. Then again, she IS a spiritual healer so...

Dre Mosley
Community Member
3 years ago

If more than one had been a no-show, what then? Who would she blame the snitching on? Honestly, no one should subject herself to this demeaning Polygraph Party and should probably just skip the wedding altogether. There's a word I can use for her, but I won't type it here.

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Hope no-one shows up - end of problem. Personally, suffering from anxiety issues, I probably wouldnt have a chance of passing a polygraph stating grass was green.

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LOttawa
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHAHA, love the Pepsi hat in the drawing.

Carney
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah...we don't know you lady and I suspect the majority of people are happy they don't know you. Spiritual healer? I think not. Truly spiritual people don't focus on materialism, judging others harshly or demanding people fit into your little capsule of what is acceptable. Your insistence that everyone worship you tells us everything we need to know about you and your so-called spirituality. What a shallow and entitled person you must be. Just wow.

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope this shell of a woman never has to live in the real world and endure a mastectomy.... she'd never survive.

SusanS
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe think more about the reason you are getting married and what it means to you to have family and friends there. You do not get to demand outfits, and require people to pay for them. You can make suggestions, and if people do not adhere, realize that those things happen. Synchronized dance? Really? WHY? You looking to be a youtube star or instagram viral? NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES! Be happy anyone wants to attend your selfish look at me party to start with. Maybe learn some humility.

Slim Bluesbender
Community Member
3 years ago

Ha ha. Internet, you're so funny.

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago

This woman needs to see a spiritual healer

Ellis
Community Member
3 years ago

Judging by the dresscode, I guess the real Willy Wonka and real Oompa Loompas were too expensive and now she wants her guests to dress up like them.

Liz Perry
Community Member
3 years ago

I call BS. People will make up anything to go viral on the internet, these days. This bride does not exist.

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
3 years ago

It’s so obvious this is fake. People scare me with how unaware and gullible they are.

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Nadine
Community Member
3 years ago

This can't be real.

Christina Rosetti
Community Member
5 months ago

Actually, the stuff that's THIS nuts tends to be real!

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Natasha Forchione
Community Member
3 years ago

This woman is a vile human being

Unlikely
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Oh fuck off bitch... I like how the "black and camouflage outfits represents the aura of the devil" and who has to wear that :'D? The people who are not thin enough to wear the eyer-cancer stuff. FUCK OFF BIG TIMES YOU CUNT. I hope no one shows up to your rotten wedding. But yeah, nothing screams 24k theme then a fucking soda hat...

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
3 years ago

So this fool wants her guests to spend at least $1000 on their formal atire and she also wants them to buy some butt ugly clothes for a "spiritual dance"? If anyone of her guests complies with these crazy demands they are even more insane than this certified spiritual moron.

fruit_panda
Community Member
3 years ago

People need to learn that polygraph tests don't actually work, regardless of the cost of the machine. They just sound scientific.

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
3 years ago

Wait, someone actually married this... person? Well good luck to him, he will need it. so much narcissism, me me me me me me...

Gornot
Community Member
3 years ago

What a fucking psychopath. I feel sorry for the guy marrying this absolute lunatic.

Marie Drozdis
Community Member
3 years ago

This screams Prank! Can anyone be that ignorant?

Susan
Community Member
3 years ago

This whole thing can not be real. I do not understand how people could think this is real. It's a joke.

Jill
Community Member
3 years ago

I think the phrase, ”We met a psychic’s desensitization chamber” says it all...

Beauté Androgyn
Community Member
3 years ago

High heels Louboutin on the beach? That sounds like a twisted fetish to me hahaha

Pol Macqueron
Community Member
3 years ago

This is a joke right? How can any of this be true?

La Petite Morte
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

For the curious, this is the polygraph they likely bought. From Walmart. I love that 3 of the 5 pics are of newspaper articles about British couples taking the test. One of the articles even states that this would be a horrible thing to have at a party. The link didn't post well, but just enter Amazon and polygraph into Google and its the second thing that pops up.

Carol Navin
Community Member
3 years ago

This cannot be real.

Hinchess
Community Member
3 years ago

This has to be fake. I mean, no one is this stupid.

Hannah Ingram
Community Member
3 years ago

those are some ugly clothes

Ed
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, you can't buy an actual polygraph machine from Amazon for $99. Plus it takes examiners YEARS of training and experience to be able to operate one properly.

danielw
Community Member
3 years ago

https://www.amazon.com/USB-Polygraph-UP00/dp/B001RMXZ9I?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-ffab-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B001RMXZ9I It even says 'real' in the name. MUST BE LEGIT!!! (Okay, the snark is over.)

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Phoebes
Community Member
3 years ago

What is WRONG with these entitled brats?! Weddings are "your day", but people come to support you and your union because they LOVE you. That. Is. All. They don't OWE you anything, and if anyone I knew had any of these crazy demands, I would immediately stop contact with those people (friend OR family) until they rescued their head from their butt!

DeusCurrentMachina O.
Community Member
3 years ago

This is so fake.

Mimi
Community Member
3 years ago

I always wonder: WHO has "friends" like that?

Serbob
Community Member
3 years ago

I had one. HAD one....

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't expect this woman has any friends left...

John Louis
Community Member
3 years ago

I assume that I am qualified to be a certified spiritual healer, i.e. no medical training of any kind whatsoever .

Mikleo
Community Member
3 years ago

You probably need to be present at a 1 week long workshop costing a few hundred dollar to get your certificat.

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Richard Wareham
Community Member
3 years ago

I suspect yet another made up 'wedding dictate'.

Veronicat the Mermaid
Community Member
3 years ago

it just gets worse!😂 she's a fricken psycho...

Octavia Hansen
Community Member
3 years ago

If I actually knew someone like this I'd be writing a book, complete with photos and documentation. You don't have to be psychic (or take a polygraph) to see how this marriage is going to go. Does this hubby-to-be have anything to say? What about parents and relatives -- are they exempt or too embarrassed to go? (Were they even asked?) Hopefully the union will be short and no children will come of this . . . even Hollywood never came up with this comedy material in a movie. Darn! All my friends are normal and I'll NEVER have an opportunity like this!

ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
3 years ago

wow...this was worse than I expected!

Glenn Alford
Community Member
5 months ago

if this doesn''t scare the potential groom off, he's in a coma

Alyssa
Community Member
3 years ago

I weigh 180 pounds. I am not going to go to a wedding and look like I'm going to a funeral.

Martin Cichos
Community Member
3 years ago

$1000 to go to a wedding for outfit and makeup...? I guess she don't have many "normal" friends who isn't born with a silver spoon in their mouthes.

Martin Cichos
Community Member
3 years ago

Guests are required to spend $1000 on clothes, makeup etc. to come to a wedding?

Cheryle Buckley
Community Member
3 years ago

Would want no part of this wedding, Hopefully when the big day comes everyone will do a "no show". The guests that do attend unfortunately are crazier than the bride if that"s possible.

Samhhain Cat
Community Member
3 years ago

Holy moly, Batman.... I don't even know what to say. If you know this girl in any fashion, RUN AWAY!

Ivan O Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

Who are these people for Christ sake ! How are they even allowed to breed !!!

Janine O'Flaherty
Community Member
3 years ago

The "spiritual healer" bit explains everything. You expected her NOT to be crazy? lolololol

Sly Slaughter
Community Member
3 years ago

"It will make out synchronized dancing along the beach really pop." She sounds like a pop or bro-country record engineer surmising the brain dead needs of the hoi polloi. "Certified spiritual healer" ROTFLMAO.

Erica Lemon
Community Member
3 years ago

I seriously want to know what kind of effect she's going for with those colors.... and to basically call larger people evil and the devil??? was she not thinking?!

Michèle Gyselinck
Community Member
3 years ago

If I had to wear such a ridiculous outfit at a wedding to take place in Hawaii, I would opt out of going at all. Right off the bat too. But thankfully I don't know anyone THAT foolish.

Rosetta Milne
Community Member
3 years ago

WOW... a spiritual healer, in touch with the universe and yet talking shit about people... Ummmm... how the hell does that work?

Donna Cheung
Community Member
3 years ago

I am laughing so much I have tears in my eyes. Love the illustrations! Suggestion: since she'll give $100 to whoever gives information on the snitch, hopefully every single guest will show up to the Polygraph Party and provide "information"- hopefully conflicting ones obviously. Oh, and when does "not retaliating" = talking shit about somebody for years to come??!

LemonyLickit
Community Member
3 years ago

There are so many of these lately that I'm beginning to think they are made just for the viral effect. :/

Jillian Jenkins
Community Member
3 years ago

how is it that someone like that has found someone and im still alone?

Red VonMunster
Community Member
3 years ago

Why hide the psychos name?

Alex
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope no one shows up to her wedding

Lea Springstead
Community Member
3 years ago

Spiritual healers that are that concerned with the material world?

Hielena Ugarte
Community Member
3 years ago

more like she met her husband in a psychiatric ward in Italy

Lori Ann
Community Member
3 years ago

I really feel sorry for the relatives of these two whack-jobs. How embarrassing for them for people to know how ridiculously self centered they are. I wonder how this fiasco is going to effect their "certified spiritual healing" business when people find out how crazy these two are. It's really nice how they not only expect their guests to pay for airline tickets to Hawaii, but they are expected to spend $1000 on formal wear to wear to the reception after they have to make spectacles of themselves being filmed in either horrible colored clothes that they have to find and purchase that they will probably never wear again, PLUS they have to pay to ship it on the airplane! Also, how nice of them to relegate their hefty guests to either being blank space or landscape. What a joke! I don't know her or her fiance and I am SO glad I don't. I pity their families!

Esme St Clair
Community Member
3 years ago

Honestly, how does this loon have any friends to begin with? And is the hubby nutty enough to be down with these risible sartorial requirements?

Marie Soja
Community Member
3 years ago

If she is a psychic - she should already know who did it and not need to waste money? Good luck with that relationship and you call the people you invited "friends" how sad to bully them!

Sherry Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

We should do an "acorn drive" where everyone sends her an acorn for her to use in her nut-house. Who's with me? :D Does anyone know how to find out who she is?? I'm dying to find out more!

Aengus Cargo
Community Member
3 years ago

Black sweaters and full-body camo in Hawaii? What kind of jerk wants their larger friends to be miserable and invisible? We get enough of of that garbage from people we don't call friends. She'd be watching my fat ass walk away from that toxic friendship.

Yas Min
Community Member
3 years ago

1000,- ? Yeah, screw that wedding, i'd go on a holiday trip instead

bob
Community Member
3 years ago

First, I though "she's probably a crazy person". Then I read "certified spiritual healer" and I was convinced that she was not only crazy but also stupid AF. Makes for a funny read. But I wouldn't like to be friend with this. Not that this would happen, mind you...

Rachel Spires
Community Member
3 years ago

i get making certain requirements, but ridiculous request like this is shameful and mean. how do we expect people to have the confidence to lose weight if we keep treating them like a comedy show

Pa Co
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't think it's so much that she's a bride, but being from the USA? Like how all Christians get lumped in with the USA people who ignore what Jesus said about love and peace and not judging others, while they hold up banners based on what it says in old testament

Birdgirl45
Community Member
3 years ago

What happened to this being an art, beauty and culture centered community? Now it's basically clickbait

Erik Granqvist
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow! Å REAL polygraph test för $99 on Amazon? Thats a lot prize for something highly specific that doesnt even work all that well in the best of worlds. How old is she. 12?

Lin Kinsella
Community Member
3 years ago

So the 100-200lb men will be naked from the waist down...interesting.😳

Kitty Reiffersová
Community Member
3 years ago

I do not understand multiple things about this post: - 24K wedding ( I presume not just in theme) and guests would have to clean up - bring high class clothing but dance in awfull weird color scheme clothes - be uncomfortable in heels on sand ( I do not understand the notion of heels in Hawai in general) - I presume the dance will be fast as the clothing is not fancy and allows movement so the heels don't make sense at all - fat people - btw depending on the bodytype 200 lbs is still not fat... - hide fat people - so why even invite them? - association of devil/negativity with associations of colors specifically chosen for "fat" people Granted people ratting her out was not the best move with this kind of BrideZILLA but: - who was the rat - no retaliation but a polygraph?! - who was she expecting would actually come to a "public" bashing? - tell me if you do not want to take part in the dance... clean up, pay us - this means it has some kind of value for her - not like her friends...

Magpie
Community Member
3 years ago

# 1 Um you all know that poly graphs are severely unreliable ? (New Scientist magazine). #2 We cannot pick our family, but we can pick our friends, and that choice can be changed at need. HINT, don't hang out with idiots like this one..... #3. Is this whole thing fake?

My Alter Ego
Community Member
3 years ago

Saw this before and still utterly sickened by the self-obsession of the goddam bride who sounds like a twisted control freak from Hell with zero taste and total unfamiliarity with the tropics. Clearly in her fervid, delirious imagination this little routine is going to be "zany" and so hilariously funny that video footage of the horrific event is destined to go viral - she says she is a "psychic" [or maybe that should be "psychopath"] after all ... Fark i hope nobody shows. Not sure if I already said this but I secretly hope a large posse of tall, heavy folks show up and attract the attention of Homeland Security.

Rocky Joe
Community Member
3 years ago

Toxic request from a spiritual healer. The irony.... Hahahahahaha

Mer
Community Member
3 years ago

This really should have come with a "BEWARE - READERS MAY HURT THEMSELVES LAUGHING AT THE LEVEL OF LUNACY PUBLICLY EXHIBITED BY SOME MORON" warning...

Noel Tate
Community Member
3 years ago

This is either totally fake or she is a complete nutjob.

Marina Ramirez
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't just an epic troll

Elaine Mckenna
Community Member
3 years ago

She's the DEVIL believe me,,,categorising colour to weight this is discrimination at its best not only that the £1000,,for an outfit nooo this is all wrong Total Control comes to mind what this is an insult to spirituality and of course her fantastical idea of buying a £99 polygraph kit to catch the snitch ,,,u go U SAD FREAK ,,,

diane a
Community Member
3 years ago

I can understand someone maybe requesting a certain colour of clothing for guests, but this is way OTT.

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Me!
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3 years ago

can't be real.....just can't. I was actually on-board until the soda hat came into play.

Renny
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3 years ago

All craziness aside I think a Polygraph Party sounds like a fun unique idea. Ply people with alcohol and then play two truths and a lie. $99 is a steal for a polygraph test. Totally worth it!

Iapetos
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3 years ago

Narcisstic people are so entertaining!

Erin Ungarean
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3 months ago

As someone who has worked in the wedding industry for over 5 years, I can totally believe that this is real. lol Bridezillas exist and they will come for you...especially with demands of ugly expensive clothing.

liz belczynski
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5 months ago

Sounds like a load of B.S. to me.

Megan Bowles
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5 months ago

Have we seen an update on this yet?

Paula Wehe-Nájera
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5 months ago

So this was 3 years ago… ANY UPDATES PLEASEEEE??

Laura Burgett
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5 months ago

Please tell me this is satire. I demand it be satire.

Silchi Kashyap
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5 months ago

And she is commenting about Indian weddings lol....we have a beautiful culture and no we don't dress code our guests!....'Atithi Devo Bhabha'

StnFlwr
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5 months ago

I would tell her it was me, for $100.

Fluffy Griffin
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5 months ago

Omg Panda! It's been 3 years! At least you could have updated I us! What happened?! WE MUST KNOW!!!

V Kennedy
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5 months ago

anyone who spells adieu ... "adoo"... well, ...

Vladimíra Matejová
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5 months ago

not only she wants the guests to fit the colors, that would be kind of OK, and she wants them divided based on their weight which is at least weird. but to demand the exact type of shoes! like I have a non typical feet and I have problems buying ball room shoes that would fit me. am I supposed to hire someone to make the shoes for me or what? I wonder how the shoes would make any difference in a group video of dancing. Plus I suppose she also wants the guests to rehearse some kind of a choreography? like who has time for that sh** and how she would schedule the rehearsal for I dont know how many guests to meet at the same time? I suppose she confused wedding with a soviet sport exhibition excercises (which looked kind of nice btw, see videos on you tube "spartakiada"). not even mentioning the other things she is pulling like "no retaliation, but we will sacrifice you during the wedding" kind of thing

Tess Ireland
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2 years ago

above 72 kg is "fat" as fucking ifffff

Shannon Moats
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3 years ago

What a freak lmao. Omg if I were any one of the guests I would tell that bitch to kiss my ass lmao. Does she not realize her choice of clothing and colors DON'T BELONG AT A UPSCALE VENUE OMG!!!' This bitch needs a physicist she might even need medication and under proper care she might get released from the institution before 2019! This story is too good I needed a good laugh today

Marcin Mazurek
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3 years ago

Don't forget the unholy amount of money it will cost to fly to Hawaii to go to this wedding, pay for the "required after dance" formal dress, and wedding gifts.

Daniexmachina
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3 years ago

I would LOVE to know this OP. Firstly, she's fucking crazy and secondly, polygraphs don't work. They're pseudo science and she probably saw them used on the fucking Maury show and thought that was certified

Keisha Lunsford
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3 years ago

Was this a joke???

Barbara Mayes
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3 years ago

she is massively insane. so happy I don't have any friends that crazy.

Cinthya Rodriguez
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3 years ago

Mmm. What about no ones buys the ugly outfits, no one rsvp, and leave the spitball healers at the beach with their insane hallucinations to have a small wedding of two.. that will be fun!

Emme Garcia
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3 years ago

Is this a real person? Are there people like this? Who put a ring on that?

KCN
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3 years ago

I'm really wondering if this post from a bride is true or just a something out there to freak people out.. I find it hard to believe that there's someone out there who would truly ask their friends to dress like this. And if this is real....I don't think anyone would show up to this wedding.

Dan Carter
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3 years ago

Hope they don't breed....

Kamila Ferens
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3 years ago

How easy and problem-free life she must have, if she has enough time and energy to create something so batshit crazy...She must be so bored O_o

Sabrina Hunt
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3 years ago

Poor, poor deluded individual. I feel sorry for the husband (though, crazy does attract crazy) but more so, for any future children!

Darrel Marchick
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3 years ago

I think Bored panda makes up a lot of this stuff just to be noticed and taken seriously

Dira Diana
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3 years ago

I have never laughed so much tonight like I did just now , between the bride and these comments I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

KickChick
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3 years ago

This is made up right? The person is playing a practical joke on everyone she knows right?

Roxy Eastland
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3 years ago

How have these people even got friends to start with?

Hielena Ugarte
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3 years ago

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Peggy Faulkner
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