Bride Asks Guests To Dress Based On Their Weight, Completely Loses It When Someone Shames Her On Reddit
Either the thought of getting married temporarily messes up their heads, or they’re simply pathological narcissists, but some bridezillas show off their worst colors before they even say “I do.” I mean, sure, the bride is the center of attention at most of the wedding receptions, but that doesn’t mean they become the center of the universe, too.
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This wife-to-be, for example, made such ridiculous dress code demands, one of the invitees leaked them online. The wedding attire was assigned to people by weight categories and to make it even worse; the formal attire color scheme was more than ugly. What do you think happened after she found out about the leak? I’ll give you a hint; it wasn’t a wake-up call. Scroll down to check out the bridezilla story, and if you won’t believe people can be so unreasonable, take a look at the bride who asked her guests $1,500 each, making sure her wedding costs were fully covered by the participants.
Here’s the post she was talking about if you were wondering what the demands were:
We decided to illustrate what the “thin guests” are supposed to wear. Women: 100-160 LBS
Men 100-200 LBS
People were just speechless after reading the whole thing:
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Someone later also shared this guests response to the bride after she announced the “Polygraph party”
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Yes, or tacky colour clashing clothing attire for you lot.
YES PLEASE OMG I HOPE ZERO PEOPLE ATTEND what a pair of effing whack jobs
Update: This is so fake that it’s not even attempting to seem real.
Darryl I hope there’s someone in BP that was invited to this train wreck of a wedding... this bitch is psycho AF!!!
Yeah!!!
WTF?!? I've heard of crazy bridal requests..but this one takes the cake. And if I had $1000 to throw down on an outfit, it sure as heck is not going to be one worn only once at the party of some skanky ho with a chip on her shoulder. I sure hope someone records this and posts this "dance" so that people can see it for the train wreck it's shaping up to be. These bridezillas need to start realizing that having the best day of your life should not include making everyone else miserable. How are these dim wits getting engaged anyway. It's a year out to the wedding. Hope the groom wises up by then and RUNS!
If she's this much of a control freak where her friends are concerned, imagine what it must be like for her husband to be! That poor guy is going to either be cowed for the rest of his life while he bangs the au pair on the side, or he's going to wise up and run, run, and never look back.
Or he's a narcissist cunt, fucked up in the head just like her. Then they'd make the perfect pair...one that NO ONE in their right mind would want to be friends with.
They met at the same "spiritual healing" seminar. He just lets her be the voice.
He's obviously on board with this insanity.
I think you could be on to something, Danielle. No one other than what you described would willingly marry someone like this
And the top as well... Jane Doe!!! 😆
marbsno, I know I should laugh, but I swear you really had me ROTFL! Gracias, amigo... you made my day!
She is a dimwit anyway Louboutins "famous red heeled shoes" only exist in her imagination. The SOLES are red - Eejit.
And NO ONE will EVER wear those to the beach. Sand and salty water and $500+ shoes? Yikes!
Exactly!!
Ahh. A Supernatural reference! 👍🏻
If I had $1000 to blow on an ugly-ass outfit, if just go on vacation to Hawaii and skip the wedding!
I just really want to see the eventual video of this "dance" with the hopelessly inappropriate shoes the orange suede pants, the green jerseys, the purple tops and the camoflage for over 160lb guests - not to mention the red children. I would even pay to see it, although wouldnt want to give this woman any more ideas. I do really hope it rains on the day.
There are plans being made on FB....a drone over the proceedings? Paying off the videographer to post to Youtube, with a GoFundMe to finance it..we have plenty of time to plan LOL
BAT SHIT CRAZY
They'll be divorced in 5 years. No one could put up with a woman like that forever.
why is everyone commenting like she's a monster and he's a poor guy? they've met at the same crappy healing seminar...
Funny you gave them five years, it will probably be one of the shortest in history, lol
Wow you’re giving a lot of faith in that train wreck.
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When I read "certified spiritual healers", I knew what would come... totally crazy
I thought "soda hat" was some sort of style I had never heard of. Not an *actual* soda hat! OMG.
It's wore, not weared.
I'd say its wierd.
That has to be fake. I can't believe such a woman lives and breaths on my planet.
You would be suprised
or that she actually has friends
I'm thinking that daily about Trump. Don't underestimate awful people ;)
Birdgirl45 you have got to be kidding me, he hasn't done shit, all he does is pretend to do things, or claim credit for things other people have done his whole damn life, get a clue.
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Well he gets shit done doesn't he? Sometimes we need someone to be harsh but this woman is an absolute freak
Yeah, another one I have trouble believing. I realize such people exist but I can't imagine anyone paying any attention to them.
Oxygen Thief
It’s blatantly fake. It’s more of a dig at people who do quickly fell for it than anything else.
Met at a psychic's something? Honey, psychopath isn't shortened psychic.
You're comment made me snort. I kind of want to start telling people that. "I'm psychic. Psychic is the same thing as psycho right?"
Met at a psychiatrists sounds more likely
That's what she should have met...
they would have, but nobody has a cure for that kind of crazy....
This is probably fake but it's so wonderfully awful and kooky that I don't care, I hate to feed into her psychosis, but a huge part of me really wants to see the video where the thin colorful people banish the fat death and army colored folk. Is it too much to hope this dance posts on you tube?
"Banish the fat death and army colored folk"--I'm still laughing so hard I'm CHOKING!!! And I totally don't care!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
Xialoaohu, this dance in "red Loubitin heels on a sandy beach in Hawai!"
OMG, I wouldn't care if I wasn't even the one who leaked it, if she is promising to never speak to you again then I would be like "Bitch, it was me." If you want dancing and entertainment, then you hire a dance group, you don't ask you guest to do anything, they are your guest, you are the host, you fucking host them. If they show up in a god damn paper bag, you still treat them like a god damn king or queen because you invited them to your event. I hate when people make these stupid demands of their guest. It is a big day for you, for everyone one else it is just an obligation, then you want to add more to that obligation by asking for dancing, ugly ass clothes, and then expensive damn outfits. Fuck this bitch. I hope no one attends. Or if they do, they make it clear that they are not going to do what she asks.
YES!! This! Not to mention, the destination wedding in HAWAII!! I make good money and haven't been able to afford that airfare yet!!
I had a friend of mine that wanted me to attend his commitment ceremony in Hawaii when I wasn’t working and had no money... I was like ”WTF I’m jobless right now, I don’t have $500+ to take a jaunt to Hawaii!!”
Ay fucking men she needs to read this comment asap !!!! What a nut job!
Ivana wrote: "I hope no one attends." HAHAHAHAHAHA! You really made me LOL!
This can't be the first time her crazy leaked out. So, my question is, How in the hell does she have ANY friends??? If there was someone this crazy in my life, they wouldn't be...in my life, that is. WTF?!?!
Her friends are probably similar and don't think of her as crazy.
She's even marrying...
Her fiancé is the “Pinball King” so see the ‘why’...
I think that makes him crazier than she is!
Bored Panda staff, please stop using pictures that are not actual to the story, especially when it's a story that could create trouble to the person in the picture. We don't need to see a bride to be like "oh! That's what you were talking about!"
Exactly - what is the point of showing a picture with "not the picture" written on it?
absolutely agree. it can be so misleading
Like post a picture of a soda hat instead. Because I call that a beer helmet. I was picturing a cap that said Pepsi.
I'm not saying she isn't crazy, but if one properly read her request the 1000 dollar budget wasn't for the dance outfit, but for the outfit to be worn at the venue. So in reality, she wants you to buy TWO outfits for the wedding.
And airfare to Hawaii, the hotel, and presumably a gift for her as well.
After the hair, shoes, and jewels, can I just wear bra and panties if the rest totals $1000?
The Louboutin alone cost more than 600$... and she wants nice jewels and crazy make-up/hair... based on that, I think your "bra+ panties" option is likely to be the only one if you don't want to spend more than 1000$ ;p
I'm wearing $1,000 of jewelry (inherited from both grandmothers) and going with blingy Sketchers and nude otherwise.
This ain’t the Grammys and she ain’t Mariah Carrie!! I gonto a wedding that far away, I’m not spending $1000 on 1 outfit and what I’d guess would be $750 (for the women) on a dance outfit AND a airfare and hotel... so I’m saying that trip is gonna cost over $3500!! Plus you have to give them a gift as well... $3505 tops!
All of her skinny friends must be extremely rich to afford a pair of Loubouitn heels :)
AND the orange pants/green sweater that they likely don't already own. I suppose it would be easy to meet the "other outfit must cost $1000" requirement if they count the cost of those heels, though.
After the hair, shoes, and jewels, can I just wear bra and panties if the rest totals $1000?
In case anyone else is curious, I found the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a35hv9/bride_demands_guests_wear_1k_attire/?sort=new - and the update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a3d60u/update_bride_demands_1k_attire/?st=JPBJNCU2&sh=8279d034
Man! I wish this appeared as an active link on my tablet.
The consensus seems to be that this was a spoof, made up and posted by someone trolling the site, but they are enjoying it anyway.
Well I wouldn't want to attend a wedding where I'm told to spend thousands on a hideous outfit. It's Hawaii, I would like to wear a nice yellow sundress with a flower in my hair thank you. It would also be cool ( and a bit cheesy ) if the guys wore flowery shirts and some shorts. Something laid back. Secondly, I also wouldn't want to be interrogated about some stupid post about how uptight and tasteless the bride is. Your wedding should be relaxed and fun. I hate how some people want to dictate what their guests wear.
Even if I hadn't been the one to out this psycho, I would say I did just to make cutting ties that much easier. No one needs a "friend" like this.
If all of her friends aren't crazy like her, I suppose several of them already did as you say and told her it was them.
I sincerely hope so.
Spiritual healers?.... IIIII don't think so
Not with her “none retaliation, but I’ll repeatedly talk shit about you for a long, long, long, did I mention LONG time!” LOL
Not only are the requests bizarre and rude, the clothes sound incredibly ugly.
Seriously! As if it’s not horrible enough to be stuck with some uggo dress you'll never wear again if you agree to be in someone's wedding, let alone when you merely attend as a guest. This maniac thinks you should be honored to be invited to her wedding whereas in reality, most consider attendance as an unpleasant duty one feels obligated to do for a friend. Also, I wonder if they have a scale at hand to catch any 161-lb. fatsos who try to opt for the desirable green/orange combo unfairly.
I'm going to assume you're using the term "fatsos" sarcastically
'go back to your scum basements and stop making comments about people you don't know'. Logic fail!
LOL she's jealous cause she's never had a basement.
Would be funny if all the invited people would just go "I did it" "No I did it!" and everyone is now ignored, no guests at the wedding and another cry post from the bridezilla. Seriously ,if anyone ever invited me to a wedding/party and demanded stuff like this or that I spend 1000s for it, I'd just laugh in their face. How crazy/entitled can you be...
If we could only hope!!
The bridezilla storys get out of hand. If people so anti-social really exist out there, let their friends cut the ties with them. We, however, should simply ignore them. (Although I have to admit that a denunciation party sounds fun. Particularly if featured a *baddadadum* lie detector for *baddadadum* 99$ from *baddadadum* Amazon.)
Bridezilla stories are simply a new incarnation of online misogyny. These women don’t exist.
I agree that some stories may be fiction, but some of them are definitely real, because psycho bridezillas are definitely a thing!
I remember on an old UK show where the editor of the Sport (think National Enquirer) was given an interview on a cheap polygraph and he was 'telling the truth' about Hitler being a woman and a routemaster bus being found at the north pole. There's a reason they aren't admissible in court...
Only admissible on Jeremy Kyle.
I can't imagine why would anyone go to such a wedding unless they are very close relatives and have to.
They're about to find out that no one "has" to go to their wedding.
considering she saw the original shaming post on social media - wonder if she is googling herself and reading these?
made my day. don't think i ever laughed that hard
It’s always nice to get that kind of laughter out of your system once a decade or so. LOL
At first I was thinking "the color scheme is odd. But it's her wedding so if she wants to have a weird synchronized dance, more power to her." Then I read the $1,000 price tag. And if guests don't participate they need to do another task to contribute. That is just asking too much from your friends. $1,000 for clothes you'll never want to wear again?! And apparently no free loaders at her wedding. That sort of thing is a good way to loose friends.
Well, the shoes alone cost more than 600$... and she wants people to ruin them by dancing on a beach (and ruining their ankles)
A "Spiritual Healer" is making these astronomical demands? How does she not realize the pain she is inflicting on everyone who cares about her? This feels like one of those crazy home shopping shows where a couple who make a combined $25k a year are looking to buy a $3million home. I can't imagine buying Louboutin heels for someone else's wedding then wear them on the BEACH! That dance is going to fall apart spectacularly
£1000 Louboutins would be absolutely trashed by attempting to dance on a beach in them. Red paint anyone?
That’s how they were made at first, using red nail polish brushed on the soles of the LV platform shoes.
besides, every body knows that walking on the beach barefoot is good for mother nature. Just spread some ground glass around... you'll get that red-sole effect your looking for. And the ritual sacrifice blood sacrifice in, too.
Joke's on her. Polygraphs don't work. Pseudoscience BS. Then again, she IS a spiritual healer so...
If more than one had been a no-show, what then? Who would she blame the snitching on? Honestly, no one should subject herself to this demeaning Polygraph Party and should probably just skip the wedding altogether. There's a word I can use for her, but I won't type it here.
Hope no-one shows up - end of problem. Personally, suffering from anxiety issues, I probably wouldnt have a chance of passing a polygraph stating grass was green.
I have a vision of her sitting alone in her living room eating all the snacks.
and making herself puke afterwards. remember, she thinks a 160 lb. woman is fat.
wishful thinking
HAHAHAHA, love the Pepsi hat in the drawing.
Yeah...we don't know you lady and I suspect the majority of people are happy they don't know you. Spiritual healer? I think not. Truly spiritual people don't focus on materialism, judging others harshly or demanding people fit into your little capsule of what is acceptable. Your insistence that everyone worship you tells us everything we need to know about you and your so-called spirituality. What a shallow and entitled person you must be. Just wow.
I hope this shell of a woman never has to live in the real world and endure a mastectomy.... she'd never survive.
Maybe think more about the reason you are getting married and what it means to you to have family and friends there. You do not get to demand outfits, and require people to pay for them. You can make suggestions, and if people do not adhere, realize that those things happen. Synchronized dance? Really? WHY? You looking to be a youtube star or instagram viral? NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES! Be happy anyone wants to attend your selfish look at me party to start with. Maybe learn some humility.
Ha ha. Internet, you're so funny.
This woman needs to see a spiritual healer
Judging by the dresscode, I guess the real Willy Wonka and real Oompa Loompas were too expensive and now she wants her guests to dress up like them.
I call BS. People will make up anything to go viral on the internet, these days. This bride does not exist.
It’s so obvious this is fake. People scare me with how unaware and gullible they are.
This can't be real.
Actually, the stuff that's THIS nuts tends to be real!
This woman is a vile human being
Oh fuck off bitch... I like how the "black and camouflage outfits represents the aura of the devil" and who has to wear that :'D? The people who are not thin enough to wear the eyer-cancer stuff. FUCK OFF BIG TIMES YOU CUNT. I hope no one shows up to your rotten wedding. But yeah, nothing screams 24k theme then a fucking soda hat...
So this fool wants her guests to spend at least $1000 on their formal atire and she also wants them to buy some butt ugly clothes for a "spiritual dance"? If anyone of her guests complies with these crazy demands they are even more insane than this certified spiritual moron.
People need to learn that polygraph tests don't actually work, regardless of the cost of the machine. They just sound scientific.
Wait, someone actually married this... person? Well good luck to him, he will need it. so much narcissism, me me me me me me...
What a fucking psychopath. I feel sorry for the guy marrying this absolute lunatic.
This screams Prank! Can anyone be that ignorant?
This whole thing can not be real. I do not understand how people could think this is real. It's a joke.
I think the phrase, ”We met a psychic’s desensitization chamber” says it all...
High heels Louboutin on the beach? That sounds like a twisted fetish to me hahaha
This is a joke right? How can any of this be true?
For the curious, this is the polygraph they likely bought. From Walmart. I love that 3 of the 5 pics are of newspaper articles about British couples taking the test. One of the articles even states that this would be a horrible thing to have at a party. The link didn't post well, but just enter Amazon and polygraph into Google and its the second thing that pops up.
This cannot be real.
This has to be fake. I mean, no one is this stupid.
those are some ugly clothes
Yeah, you can't buy an actual polygraph machine from Amazon for $99. Plus it takes examiners YEARS of training and experience to be able to operate one properly.
https://www.amazon.com/USB-Polygraph-UP00/dp/B001RMXZ9I?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-ffab-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B001RMXZ9I It even says 'real' in the name. MUST BE LEGIT!!! (Okay, the snark is over.)
What is WRONG with these entitled brats?! Weddings are "your day", but people come to support you and your union because they LOVE you. That. Is. All. They don't OWE you anything, and if anyone I knew had any of these crazy demands, I would immediately stop contact with those people (friend OR family) until they rescued their head from their butt!
This is so fake.
I always wonder: WHO has "friends" like that?
I had one. HAD one....
I don't expect this woman has any friends left...
I assume that I am qualified to be a certified spiritual healer, i.e. no medical training of any kind whatsoever .
You probably need to be present at a 1 week long workshop costing a few hundred dollar to get your certificat.
I suspect yet another made up 'wedding dictate'.
it just gets worse!😂 she's a fricken psycho...
If I actually knew someone like this I'd be writing a book, complete with photos and documentation. You don't have to be psychic (or take a polygraph) to see how this marriage is going to go. Does this hubby-to-be have anything to say? What about parents and relatives -- are they exempt or too embarrassed to go? (Were they even asked?) Hopefully the union will be short and no children will come of this . . . even Hollywood never came up with this comedy material in a movie. Darn! All my friends are normal and I'll NEVER have an opportunity like this!
wow...this was worse than I expected!
if this doesn''t scare the potential groom off, he's in a coma
I weigh 180 pounds. I am not going to go to a wedding and look like I'm going to a funeral.
$1000 to go to a wedding for outfit and makeup...? I guess she don't have many "normal" friends who isn't born with a silver spoon in their mouthes.
Guests are required to spend $1000 on clothes, makeup etc. to come to a wedding?
Would want no part of this wedding, Hopefully when the big day comes everyone will do a "no show". The guests that do attend unfortunately are crazier than the bride if that"s possible.
Holy moly, Batman.... I don't even know what to say. If you know this girl in any fashion, RUN AWAY!
Who are these people for Christ sake ! How are they even allowed to breed !!!
The "spiritual healer" bit explains everything. You expected her NOT to be crazy? lolololol
"It will make out synchronized dancing along the beach really pop." She sounds like a pop or bro-country record engineer surmising the brain dead needs of the hoi polloi. "Certified spiritual healer" ROTFLMAO.
I seriously want to know what kind of effect she's going for with those colors.... and to basically call larger people evil and the devil??? was she not thinking?!
If I had to wear such a ridiculous outfit at a wedding to take place in Hawaii, I would opt out of going at all. Right off the bat too. But thankfully I don't know anyone THAT foolish.
WOW... a spiritual healer, in touch with the universe and yet talking shit about people... Ummmm... how the hell does that work?
I am laughing so much I have tears in my eyes. Love the illustrations! Suggestion: since she'll give $100 to whoever gives information on the snitch, hopefully every single guest will show up to the Polygraph Party and provide "information"- hopefully conflicting ones obviously. Oh, and when does "not retaliating" = talking shit about somebody for years to come??!
There are so many of these lately that I'm beginning to think they are made just for the viral effect. :/
how is it that someone like that has found someone and im still alone?
Why hide the psychos name?
I hope no one shows up to her wedding
Spiritual healers that are that concerned with the material world?
more like she met her husband in a psychiatric ward in Italy
I really feel sorry for the relatives of these two whack-jobs. How embarrassing for them for people to know how ridiculously self centered they are. I wonder how this fiasco is going to effect their "certified spiritual healing" business when people find out how crazy these two are. It's really nice how they not only expect their guests to pay for airline tickets to Hawaii, but they are expected to spend $1000 on formal wear to wear to the reception after they have to make spectacles of themselves being filmed in either horrible colored clothes that they have to find and purchase that they will probably never wear again, PLUS they have to pay to ship it on the airplane! Also, how nice of them to relegate their hefty guests to either being blank space or landscape. What a joke! I don't know her or her fiance and I am SO glad I don't. I pity their families!
Honestly, how does this loon have any friends to begin with? And is the hubby nutty enough to be down with these risible sartorial requirements?
If she is a psychic - she should already know who did it and not need to waste money? Good luck with that relationship and you call the people you invited "friends" how sad to bully them!
We should do an "acorn drive" where everyone sends her an acorn for her to use in her nut-house. Who's with me? :D Does anyone know how to find out who she is?? I'm dying to find out more!
Black sweaters and full-body camo in Hawaii? What kind of jerk wants their larger friends to be miserable and invisible? We get enough of of that garbage from people we don't call friends. She'd be watching my fat ass walk away from that toxic friendship.
1000,- ? Yeah, screw that wedding, i'd go on a holiday trip instead
First, I though "she's probably a crazy person". Then I read "certified spiritual healer" and I was convinced that she was not only crazy but also stupid AF. Makes for a funny read. But I wouldn't like to be friend with this. Not that this would happen, mind you...
i get making certain requirements, but ridiculous request like this is shameful and mean. how do we expect people to have the confidence to lose weight if we keep treating them like a comedy show
I don't think it's so much that she's a bride, but being from the USA? Like how all Christians get lumped in with the USA people who ignore what Jesus said about love and peace and not judging others, while they hold up banners based on what it says in old testament
What happened to this being an art, beauty and culture centered community? Now it's basically clickbait
Wow! Å REAL polygraph test för $99 on Amazon? Thats a lot prize for something highly specific that doesnt even work all that well in the best of worlds. How old is she. 12?
So the 100-200lb men will be naked from the waist down...interesting.😳
I do not understand multiple things about this post: - 24K wedding ( I presume not just in theme) and guests would have to clean up - bring high class clothing but dance in awfull weird color scheme clothes - be uncomfortable in heels on sand ( I do not understand the notion of heels in Hawai in general) - I presume the dance will be fast as the clothing is not fancy and allows movement so the heels don't make sense at all - fat people - btw depending on the bodytype 200 lbs is still not fat... - hide fat people - so why even invite them? - association of devil/negativity with associations of colors specifically chosen for "fat" people Granted people ratting her out was not the best move with this kind of BrideZILLA but: - who was the rat - no retaliation but a polygraph?! - who was she expecting would actually come to a "public" bashing? - tell me if you do not want to take part in the dance... clean up, pay us - this means it has some kind of value for her - not like her friends...
# 1 Um you all know that poly graphs are severely unreliable ? (New Scientist magazine). #2 We cannot pick our family, but we can pick our friends, and that choice can be changed at need. HINT, don't hang out with idiots like this one..... #3. Is this whole thing fake?
Saw this before and still utterly sickened by the self-obsession of the goddam bride who sounds like a twisted control freak from Hell with zero taste and total unfamiliarity with the tropics. Clearly in her fervid, delirious imagination this little routine is going to be "zany" and so hilariously funny that video footage of the horrific event is destined to go viral - she says she is a "psychic" [or maybe that should be "psychopath"] after all ... Fark i hope nobody shows. Not sure if I already said this but I secretly hope a large posse of tall, heavy folks show up and attract the attention of Homeland Security.
Toxic request from a spiritual healer. The irony.... Hahahahahaha
This really should have come with a "BEWARE - READERS MAY HURT THEMSELVES LAUGHING AT THE LEVEL OF LUNACY PUBLICLY EXHIBITED BY SOME MORON" warning...
This is either totally fake or she is a complete nutjob.
I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't just an epic troll
She's the DEVIL believe me,,,categorising colour to weight this is discrimination at its best not only that the £1000,,for an outfit nooo this is all wrong Total Control comes to mind what this is an insult to spirituality and of course her fantastical idea of buying a £99 polygraph kit to catch the snitch ,,,u go U SAD FREAK ,,,
I can understand someone maybe requesting a certain colour of clothing for guests, but this is way OTT.
Yep. General colour schemes or clothing style SUGGESTIONS, not DEMANDS. And demanding a certain monetary value to the clothes? Crazy!
can't be real.....just can't. I was actually on-board until the soda hat came into play.
All craziness aside I think a Polygraph Party sounds like a fun unique idea. Ply people with alcohol and then play two truths and a lie. $99 is a steal for a polygraph test. Totally worth it!
Narcisstic people are so entertaining!
As someone who has worked in the wedding industry for over 5 years, I can totally believe that this is real. lol Bridezillas exist and they will come for you...especially with demands of ugly expensive clothing.
Sounds like a load of B.S. to me.
Have we seen an update on this yet?
So this was 3 years ago… ANY UPDATES PLEASEEEE??
Please tell me this is satire. I demand it be satire.
And she is commenting about Indian weddings lol....we have a beautiful culture and no we don't dress code our guests!....'Atithi Devo Bhabha'
I would tell her it was me, for $100.
Omg Panda! It's been 3 years! At least you could have updated I us! What happened?! WE MUST KNOW!!!
anyone who spells adieu ... "adoo"... well, ...
not only she wants the guests to fit the colors, that would be kind of OK, and she wants them divided based on their weight which is at least weird. but to demand the exact type of shoes! like I have a non typical feet and I have problems buying ball room shoes that would fit me. am I supposed to hire someone to make the shoes for me or what? I wonder how the shoes would make any difference in a group video of dancing. Plus I suppose she also wants the guests to rehearse some kind of a choreography? like who has time for that sh** and how she would schedule the rehearsal for I dont know how many guests to meet at the same time? I suppose she confused wedding with a soviet sport exhibition excercises (which looked kind of nice btw, see videos on you tube "spartakiada"). not even mentioning the other things she is pulling like "no retaliation, but we will sacrifice you during the wedding" kind of thing
above 72 kg is "fat" as fucking ifffff
What a freak lmao. Omg if I were any one of the guests I would tell that bitch to kiss my ass lmao. Does she not realize her choice of clothing and colors DON'T BELONG AT A UPSCALE VENUE OMG!!!' This bitch needs a physicist she might even need medication and under proper care she might get released from the institution before 2019! This story is too good I needed a good laugh today
Don't forget the unholy amount of money it will cost to fly to Hawaii to go to this wedding, pay for the "required after dance" formal dress, and wedding gifts.
I would LOVE to know this OP. Firstly, she's fucking crazy and secondly, polygraphs don't work. They're pseudo science and she probably saw them used on the fucking Maury show and thought that was certified
Was this a joke???
she is massively insane. so happy I don't have any friends that crazy.
Mmm. What about no ones buys the ugly outfits, no one rsvp, and leave the spitball healers at the beach with their insane hallucinations to have a small wedding of two.. that will be fun!
Is this a real person? Are there people like this? Who put a ring on that?
I'm really wondering if this post from a bride is true or just a something out there to freak people out.. I find it hard to believe that there's someone out there who would truly ask their friends to dress like this. And if this is real....I don't think anyone would show up to this wedding.
Hope they don't breed....
How easy and problem-free life she must have, if she has enough time and energy to create something so batshit crazy...She must be so bored O_o
Poor, poor deluded individual. I feel sorry for the husband (though, crazy does attract crazy) but more so, for any future children!
I think Bored panda makes up a lot of this stuff just to be noticed and taken seriously
I have never laughed so much tonight like I did just now , between the bride and these comments I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is made up right? The person is playing a practical joke on everyone she knows right?
How have these people even got friends to start with?
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