Bride Asks Guests To Dress Based On Their Weight, Completely Loses It When Someone Shames Her On Reddit
Either the thought of getting married temporarily messes up their heads, or they’re simply pathological narcissists, but some bridezillas show off their worst colors before they even say “I do.” I mean, sure, the bride is the center of attention at most of the wedding receptions, but that doesn’t mean they become the center of the universe, too.
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This wife-to-be, for example, made such ridiculous dress code demands, one of the invitees leaked them online. The wedding attire was assigned to people by weight categories and to make it even worse; the formal attire color scheme was more than ugly. What do you think happened after she found out about the leak? I’ll give you a hint; it wasn’t a wake-up call. Scroll down to check out the bridezilla story, and if you won’t believe people can be so unreasonable, take a look at the bride who asked her guests $1,500 each, making sure her wedding costs were fully covered by the participants.
Here’s the post she was talking about if you were wondering what the demands were:
We decided to illustrate what the “thin guests” are supposed to wear. Women: 100-160 LBS
Men 100-200 LBS
People were just speechless after reading the whole thing:
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Someone later also shared this guests response to the bride after she announced the “Polygraph party”
Yes, or tacky colour clashing clothing attire for you lot.
Load More Replies...WTF?!? I've heard of crazy bridal requests..but this one takes the cake. And if I had $1000 to throw down on an outfit, it sure as heck is not going to be one worn only once at the party of some skanky ho with a chip on her shoulder. I sure hope someone records this and posts this "dance" so that people can see it for the train wreck it's shaping up to be. These bridezillas need to start realizing that having the best day of your life should not include making everyone else miserable. How are these dim wits getting engaged anyway. It's a year out to the wedding. Hope the groom wises up by then and RUNS!
If she's this much of a control freak where her friends are concerned, imagine what it must be like for her husband to be! That poor guy is going to either be cowed for the rest of his life while he bangs the au pair on the side, or he's going to wise up and run, run, and never look back.
Load More Replies...When I read "certified spiritual healers", I knew what would come... totally crazy
I thought "soda hat" was some sort of style I had never heard of. Not an *actual* soda hat! OMG.
Load More Replies...That has to be fake. I can't believe such a woman lives and breaths on my planet.
Met at a psychic's something? Honey, psychopath isn't shortened psychic.
You're comment made me snort. I kind of want to start telling people that. "I'm psychic. Psychic is the same thing as psycho right?"
Load More Replies...This is probably fake but it's so wonderfully awful and kooky that I don't care, I hate to feed into her psychosis, but a huge part of me really wants to see the video where the thin colorful people banish the fat death and army colored folk. Is it too much to hope this dance posts on you tube?
"Banish the fat death and army colored folk"--I'm still laughing so hard I'm CHOKING!!! And I totally don't care!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
Load More Replies...OMG, I wouldn't care if I wasn't even the one who leaked it, if she is promising to never speak to you again then I would be like "B***h, it was me." If you want dancing and entertainment, then you hire a dance group, you don't ask you guest to do anything, they are your guest, you are the host, you f*****g host them. If they show up in a god damn paper bag, you still treat them like a god damn king or queen because you invited them to your event. I hate when people make these stupid demands of their guest. It is a big day for you, for everyone one else it is just an obligation, then you want to add more to that obligation by asking for dancing, ugly a*s clothes, and then expensive damn outfits. F**k this b***h. I hope no one attends. Or if they do, they make it clear that they are not going to do what she asks.
YES!! This! Not to mention, the destination wedding in HAWAII!! I make good money and haven't been able to afford that airfare yet!!
Load More Replies...This can't be the first time her crazy leaked out. So, my question is, How in the hell does she have ANY friends??? If there was someone this crazy in my life, they wouldn't be...in my life, that is. WTF?!?!
Her friends are probably similar and don't think of her as crazy.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda staff, please stop using pictures that are not actual to the story, especially when it's a story that could create trouble to the person in the picture. We don't need to see a bride to be like "oh! That's what you were talking about!"
Exactly - what is the point of showing a picture with "not the picture" written on it?
Load More Replies...I'm not saying she isn't crazy, but if one properly read her request the 1000 dollar budget wasn't for the dance outfit, but for the outfit to be worn at the venue. So in reality, she wants you to buy TWO outfits for the wedding.
And airfare to Hawaii, the hotel, and presumably a gift for her as well.
Load More Replies...All of her skinny friends must be extremely rich to afford a pair of Loubouitn heels :)
AND the orange pants/green sweater that they likely don't already own. I suppose it would be easy to meet the "other outfit must cost $1000" requirement if they count the cost of those heels, though.
Load More Replies...Well I wouldn't want to attend a wedding where I'm told to spend thousands on a hideous outfit. It's Hawaii, I would like to wear a nice yellow sundress with a flower in my hair thank you. It would also be cool ( and a bit cheesy ) if the guys wore flowery shirts and some shorts. Something laid back. Secondly, I also wouldn't want to be interrogated about some stupid post about how uptight and tasteless the bride is. Your wedding should be relaxed and fun. I hate how some people want to dictate what their guests wear.
Even if I hadn't been the one to out this psycho, I would say I did just to make cutting ties that much easier. No one needs a "friend" like this.
If all of her friends aren't crazy like her, I suppose several of them already did as you say and told her it was them.
Load More Replies...In case anyone else is curious, I found the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a35hv9/bride_demands_guests_wear_1k_attire/?sort=new - and the update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a3d60u/update_bride_demands_1k_attire/?st=JPBJNCU2&sh=8279d034
Man! I wish this appeared as an active link on my tablet.
Load More Replies...Not only are the requests bizarre and rude, the clothes sound incredibly ugly.
Seriously! As if it’s not horrible enough to be stuck with some uggo dress you'll never wear again if you agree to be in someone's wedding, let alone when you merely attend as a guest. This maniac thinks you should be honored to be invited to her wedding whereas in reality, most consider attendance as an unpleasant duty one feels obligated to do for a friend. Also, I wonder if they have a scale at hand to catch any 161-lb. fatsos who try to opt for the desirable green/orange combo unfairly.
Load More Replies...Would be funny if all the invited people would just go "I did it" "No I did it!" and everyone is now ignored, no guests at the wedding and another cry post from the bridezilla. Seriously ,if anyone ever invited me to a wedding/party and demanded stuff like this or that I spend 1000s for it, I'd just laugh in their face. How crazy/entitled can you be...
Not with her “none retaliation, but I’ll repeatedly talk s**t about you for a long, long, long, did I mention LONG time!” LOL
Load More Replies...'go back to your scum basements and stop making comments about people you don't know'. Logic fail!
LOL she's jealous cause she's never had a basement.
Load More Replies...I remember on an old UK show where the editor of the Sport (think National Enquirer) was given an interview on a cheap polygraph and he was 'telling the truth' about Hitler being a woman and a routemaster bus being found at the north pole. There's a reason they aren't admissible in court...
The bridezilla storys get out of hand. If people so anti-social really exist out there, let their friends cut the ties with them. We, however, should simply ignore them. (Although I have to admit that a denunciation party sounds fun. Particularly if featured a *baddadadum* lie detector for *baddadadum* 99$ from *baddadadum* Amazon.)
Bridezilla stories are simply a new incarnation of online misogyny. These women don’t exist.
Load More Replies...A "Spiritual Healer" is making these astronomical demands? How does she not realize the pain she is inflicting on everyone who cares about her? This feels like one of those crazy home shopping shows where a couple who make a combined $25k a year are looking to buy a $3million home. I can't imagine buying Louboutin heels for someone else's wedding then wear them on the BEACH! That dance is going to fall apart spectacularly
£1000 Louboutins would be absolutely trashed by attempting to dance on a beach in them. Red paint anyone?
Load More Replies...I can't imagine why would anyone go to such a wedding unless they are very close relatives and have to.
They're about to find out that no one "has" to go to their wedding.
Load More Replies...It’s always nice to get that kind of laughter out of your system once a decade or so. LOL
Load More Replies...At first I was thinking "the color scheme is odd. But it's her wedding so if she wants to have a weird synchronized dance, more power to her." Then I read the $1,000 price tag. And if guests don't participate they need to do another task to contribute. That is just asking too much from your friends. $1,000 for clothes you'll never want to wear again?! And apparently no free loaders at her wedding. That sort of thing is a good way to loose friends.
Well, the shoes alone cost more than 600$... and she wants people to ruin them by dancing on a beach (and ruining their ankles)
Load More Replies...Joke's on her. Polygraphs don't work. Pseudoscience BS. Then again, she IS a spiritual healer so...
Yeah...we don't know you lady and I suspect the majority of people are happy they don't know you. Spiritual healer? I think not. Truly spiritual people don't focus on materialism, judging others harshly or demanding people fit into your little capsule of what is acceptable. Your insistence that everyone worship you tells us everything we need to know about you and your so-called spirituality. What a shallow and entitled person you must be. Just wow.
If more than one had been a no-show, what then? Who would she blame the snitching on? Honestly, no one should subject herself to this demeaning Polygraph Party and should probably just skip the wedding altogether. There's a word I can use for her, but I won't type it here.
Hope no-one shows up - end of problem. Personally, suffering from anxiety issues, I probably wouldnt have a chance of passing a polygraph stating grass was green.
Load More Replies...I hope this shell of a woman never has to live in the real world and endure a mastectomy.... she'd never survive.
Maybe think more about the reason you are getting married and what it means to you to have family and friends there. You do not get to demand outfits, and require people to pay for them. You can make suggestions, and if people do not adhere, realize that those things happen. Synchronized dance? Really? WHY? You looking to be a youtube star or instagram viral? NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES! Be happy anyone wants to attend your selfish look at me party to start with. Maybe learn some humility.
So this fool wants her guests to spend at least $1000 on their formal atire and she also wants them to buy some butt ugly clothes for a "spiritual dance"? If anyone of her guests complies with these crazy demands they are even more insane than this certified spiritual moron.
People need to learn that polygraph tests don't actually work, regardless of the cost of the machine. They just sound scientific.
Wait, someone actually married this... person? Well good luck to him, he will need it. so much narcissism, me me me me me me...
I call BS. People will make up anything to go viral on the internet, these days. This bride does not exist.
It’s so obvious this is fake. People scare me with how unaware and gullible they are.
Load More Replies...Yeah, you can't buy an actual polygraph machine from Amazon for $99. Plus it takes examiners YEARS of training and experience to be able to operate one properly.
https://www.amazon.com/USB-Polygraph-UP00/dp/B001RMXZ9I?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-ffab-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B001RMXZ9I It even says 'real' in the name. MUST BE LEGIT!!! (Okay, the snark is over.)
Load More Replies...What is WRONG with these entitled brats?! Weddings are "your day", but people come to support you and your union because they LOVE you. That. Is. All. They don't OWE you anything, and if anyone I knew had any of these crazy demands, I would immediately stop contact with those people (friend OR family) until they rescued their head from their butt!
Actually, the stuff that's THIS nuts tends to be real!
Load More Replies...Oh f**k off b***h... I like how the "black and camouflage outfits represents the aura of the devil" and who has to wear that :'D? The people who are not thin enough to wear the eyer-cancer stuff. F**K OFF BIG TIMES YOU C**T. I hope no one shows up to your rotten wedding. But yeah, nothing screams 24k theme then a f*****g soda hat...
I seriously want to know what kind of effect she's going for with those colors.... and to basically call larger people evil and the devil??? was she not thinking?!
how is it that someone like that has found someone and im still alone?
Spiritual healers that are that concerned with the material world?
High heels Louboutin on the beach? That sounds like a twisted fetish to me hahaha
For the curious, this is the polygraph they likely bought. From Walmart. I love that 3 of the 5 pics are of newspaper articles about British couples taking the test. One of the articles even states that this would be a horrible thing to have at a party. The link didn't post well, but just enter Amazon and polygraph into Google and its the second thing that pops up.
I assume that I am qualified to be a certified spiritual healer, i.e. no medical training of any kind whatsoever .
You probably need to be present at a 1 week long workshop costing a few hundred dollar to get your certificat.
Load More Replies...If I actually knew someone like this I'd be writing a book, complete with photos and documentation. You don't have to be psychic (or take a polygraph) to see how this marriage is going to go. Does this hubby-to-be have anything to say? What about parents and relatives -- are they exempt or too embarrassed to go? (Were they even asked?) Hopefully the union will be short and no children will come of this . . . even Hollywood never came up with this comedy material in a movie. Darn! All my friends are normal and I'll NEVER have an opportunity like this!
$1000 to go to a wedding for outfit and makeup...? I guess she don't have many "normal" friends who isn't born with a silver spoon in their mouthes.
Guests are required to spend $1000 on clothes, makeup etc. to come to a wedding?
Would want no part of this wedding, Hopefully when the big day comes everyone will do a "no show". The guests that do attend unfortunately are crazier than the bride if that"s possible.
Holy moly, Batman.... I don't even know what to say. If you know this girl in any fashion, RUN AWAY!
Who are these people for Christ sake ! How are they even allowed to breed !!!
The "spiritual healer" bit explains everything. You expected her NOT to be crazy? lolololol
"It will make out synchronized dancing along the beach really pop." She sounds like a pop or bro-country record engineer surmising the brain dead needs of the hoi polloi. "Certified spiritual healer" ROTFLMAO.
If I had to wear such a ridiculous outfit at a wedding to take place in Hawaii, I would opt out of going at all. Right off the bat too. But thankfully I don't know anyone THAT foolish.
WOW... a spiritual healer, in touch with the universe and yet talking s**t about people... Ummmm... how the hell does that work?
I am laughing so much I have tears in my eyes. Love the illustrations! Suggestion: since she'll give $100 to whoever gives information on the snitch, hopefully every single guest will show up to the Polygraph Party and provide "information"- hopefully conflicting ones obviously. Oh, and when does "not retaliating" = talking s**t about somebody for years to come??!
There are so many of these lately that I'm beginning to think they are made just for the viral effect. :/
I really feel sorry for the relatives of these two whack-jobs. How embarrassing for them for people to know how ridiculously self centered they are. I wonder how this fiasco is going to effect their "certified spiritual healing" business when people find out how crazy these two are. It's really nice how they not only expect their guests to pay for airline tickets to Hawaii, but they are expected to spend $1000 on formal wear to wear to the reception after they have to make spectacles of themselves being filmed in either horrible colored clothes that they have to find and purchase that they will probably never wear again, PLUS they have to pay to ship it on the airplane! Also, how nice of them to relegate their hefty guests to either being blank space or landscape. What a joke! I don't know her or her fiance and I am SO glad I don't. I pity their families!
Honestly, how does this loon have any friends to begin with? And is the hubby nutty enough to be down with these risible sartorial requirements?
If she is a psychic - she should already know who did it and not need to waste money? Good luck with that relationship and you call the people you invited "friends" how sad to bully them!
We should do an "acorn drive" where everyone sends her an acorn for her to use in her nut-house. Who's with me? :D Does anyone know how to find out who she is?? I'm dying to find out more!
Black sweaters and full-body camo in Hawaii? What kind of jerk wants their larger friends to be miserable and invisible? We get enough of of that garbage from people we don't call friends. She'd be watching my fat a*s walk away from that toxic friendship.
Skinny friends immediately started binge eating so they could wear black.
i wanna know if any one went.... if so, how many sheep she has as friends.
i get making certain requirements, but ridiculous request like this is shameful and mean. how do we expect people to have the confidence to lose weight if we keep treating them like a comedy show
I can't imagine who would ever know and like this woman enough to go to her insane-asylum wedding let alone be friends with her on a regular basis. She takes coo-koo to a whole new level. IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT THEY EVEN MAKE ORANGE SUEDE PANTS.
I would that no one show up for her wedding. Her foray into crystals and the like only pointed out that she was disturbed to begin with, I'm surprised people didn't keep her at arms length. If there are those in her life like myself who can always see humanity and it's suffering. Instead of paying to go to Hawaii and for the clothes and the 1000 for their own clothes, it would be cheaper if they pooled their money into some therapy sessions for she and her intended to explore and resolve what happened in her life. That would be the better gift.
What happened to this being an art, beauty and culture centered community? Now it's basically clickbait
Wow! Å REAL polygraph test för $99 on Amazon? Thats a lot prize for something highly specific that doesnt even work all that well in the best of worlds. How old is she. 12?
So the 100-200lb men will be naked from the waist down...interesting.😳
Soda does not give life. It gives you empty calories and cavities.
Really, any bride who describes a wedding as the best day of her life doesn't have high expectations for the marriage that follows.
if everyone's gonna be doing a dazzling dance, who'll be watching this magnificent effect?
Follow up Correct me if I am wrong but you invite people to your wedding to share that important day with you - people close to you, who matter. Why ridicule your close ones? Why expect services of them? I completely agree with one of the comments about hiring a dance group? She can take part in the dance as a special event and make them wear that awful clothing if she pays them enough... I know we all can have different expectations but I would be honored if people came if I invite them and would not expect anything from them, there is staff for that. What's with the soda hats? Aren't sodas predominantly sugary? - what life giving liquid? Diarrhea? I wonder if anyone will go to that wedding.. mainly the groom
I do not understand multiple things about this post: - 24K wedding ( I presume not just in theme) and guests would have to clean up - bring high class clothing but dance in awfull weird color scheme clothes - be uncomfortable in heels on sand ( I do not understand the notion of heels in Hawai in general) - I presume the dance will be fast as the clothing is not fancy and allows movement so the heels don't make sense at all - fat people - btw depending on the bodytype 200 lbs is still not fat... - hide fat people - so why even invite them? - association of devil/negativity with associations of colors specifically chosen for "fat" people Granted people ratting her out was not the best move with this kind of BrideZILLA but: - who was the rat - no retaliation but a polygraph?! - who was she expecting would actually come to a "public" bashing? - tell me if you do not want to take part in the dance... clean up, pay us - this means it has some kind of value for her - not like her friends...
Saw this before and still utterly sickened by the self-obsession of the goddam bride who sounds like a twisted control freak from Hell with zero taste and total unfamiliarity with the tropics. Clearly in her fervid, delirious imagination this little routine is going to be "zany" and so hilariously funny that video footage of the horrific event is destined to go viral - she says she is a "psychic" [or maybe that should be "psychopath"] after all ... Fark i hope nobody shows. Not sure if I already said this but I secretly hope a large posse of tall, heavy folks show up and attract the attention of Homeland Security.
She's the DEVIL believe me,,,categorising colour to weight this is discrimination at its best not only that the £1000,,for an outfit nooo this is all wrong Total Control comes to mind what this is an insult to spirituality and of course her fantastical idea of buying a £99 polygraph kit to catch the snitch ,,,u go U SAD FREAK ,,,
I can understand someone maybe requesting a certain colour of clothing for guests, but this is way OTT.
Load More Replies...The "24K themed" was all she really needed to put on the invitation. I honestly cannot fathom someone coming out of an upbringing with no shame or self-critique. How do you even THINK words like "24k themed" without feeling like you're making an out-of-touch tit of yourself?
As someone who has worked in the wedding industry for over 5 years, I can totally believe that this is real. lol Bridezillas exist and they will come for you...especially with demands of ugly expensive clothing.
And she is commenting about Indian weddings lol....we have a beautiful culture and no we don't dress code our guests!....'Atithi Devo Bhabha'
Omg Panda! It's been 3 years! At least you could have updated I us! What happened?! WE MUST KNOW!!!
not only she wants the guests to fit the colors, that would be kind of OK, and she wants them divided based on their weight which is at least weird. but to demand the exact type of shoes! like I have a non typical feet and I have problems buying ball room shoes that would fit me. am I supposed to hire someone to make the shoes for me or what? I wonder how the shoes would make any difference in a group video of dancing. Plus I suppose she also wants the guests to rehearse some kind of a choreography? like who has time for that sh** and how she would schedule the rehearsal for I dont know how many guests to meet at the same time? I suppose she confused wedding with a soviet sport exhibition excercises (which looked kind of nice btw, see videos on you tube "spartakiada"). not even mentioning the other things she is pulling like "no retaliation, but we will sacrifice you during the wedding" kind of thing
What a freak lmao. Omg if I were any one of the guests I would tell that b***h to kiss my a*s lmao. Does she not realize her choice of clothing and colors DON'T BELONG AT A UPSCALE VENUE OMG!!!' This b***h needs a physicist she might even need medication and under proper care she might get released from the institution before 2019! This story is too good I needed a good laugh today
Don't forget the unholy amount of money it will cost to fly to Hawaii to go to this wedding, pay for the "required after dance" formal dress, and wedding gifts.
I would LOVE to know this OP. Firstly, she's f*****g crazy and secondly, polygraphs don't work. They're pseudo science and she probably saw them used on the f*****g Maury show and thought that was certified
she is massively insane. so happy I don't have any friends that crazy.
Mmm. What about no ones buys the ugly outfits, no one rsvp, and leave the spitball healers at the beach with their insane hallucinations to have a small wedding of two.. that will be fun!
Is this a real person? Are there people like this? Who put a ring on that?
I'm really wondering if this post from a bride is true or just a something out there to freak people out.. I find it hard to believe that there's someone out there who would truly ask their friends to dress like this. And if this is real....I don't think anyone would show up to this wedding.
How easy and problem-free life she must have, if she has enough time and energy to create something so batshit crazy...She must be so bored O_o
Poor, poor deluded individual. I feel sorry for the husband (though, crazy does attract crazy) but more so, for any future children!
I think Bored panda makes up a lot of this stuff just to be noticed and taken seriously
I have never laughed so much tonight like I did just now , between the bride and these comments I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wow...so very glad my 172 pound, fat, unwanted, po-az was not invited. How pompous, tacky, and unaware of the real world around her. And instead of humility when she was called out....she continues to be completely... ridiculously... arrogant. This chic is in for the reality check that life is sure to bring ..haha.
whatever my weight is, bet your skinny a*s i wouldn't attend this wedding "party" in a million years! :D
I think a lot of this Bride-To-Be's attitude (and others like her) stems from the availability of social media and what their Pop Idols of the moment are doing. So they also want their Big Day to be same as the glamorous photos they see. The every day lives of these women must be pretty boring.
Anyone know if anyone can mail her a gift, if so I would mail her a box of d***s so she could go f**k herself.
I want a picture of this chick, she must be the prettiest girl int he world to be not only this judgmental about looks but for any guy to willingly date her much less propose to her. I hope for his sake he stands her up at the altar right in front of everyone, it would serve her well.
I think in general wedings are boring. And don't get me wrong this woman is the best representation of a demon in this hole debacle. But just out of curiosity I would want to atend a wedding in Hawaii dressed as a devilish representation of Rambo....you know just to see how it goes.
This is all so fake, how can anyone think this is real? Worse, who would even think this up just to post on facebook and reddit???
I hope nobody goes to that stupid, stupid wedding. Netflix binge watching would be a much better use of the night.
Eagerly awaiting the results of that lie detector test. Hope the perpetrator faces the ramifications of trying to ruin this bride's life. Its her wedding, her choicem you don't like it, dont attend. Simple.
So in addition to forking over cold cash for the ridiculous outfits that are just for the dance, and at least $1,000 on an "after the dance" outfit, and the exorbitant cost of flying to Hawaii and paying for your own hotel and meals while you're there, and taking off work to attend, I'm guessing she is also expecting an expensive gift? Disgraceful.
The basement comment again, it's 2018, I thought we were over this !
hahah and now its all over FB shame they didnt name and shame the actual bride too Id send her this as Invitee : LOL Id be like "who the f**k do u think u are girl frigging Kate Middleton ?? you expect ppl to fork out to come to ya wedding then have high expectations of what they should wear ? Newsflash sweetheart YOU should be glad ppl are coming bc its the guests that make or break the wedding (nobody there apart from both parents and a couple family members = sad for u) ----- BTW i wouldnt attend ya stupid wedding if ya paid me .. and yeah with that attitude good luck being married still in 6 months" :V Id love to see her face when she read it I hope she cried .. what a b***h she is
Skinny friends immediately started binge eating so they can wear black.
And the fat people are all black or camo just in case we didn't get the hint from there all black that she wants fat people seen as little as absolutely possible. Like really why even dance at all when you can clean or some other demeaning task that will keep you away from any cameras or people we actually like......... I as a fat person would do exactly what she wanted ...and not be seen anywhere near her or her damn wedding
I particularly love how the $1000 outfit is for AFTER the dance, meaning you're supposed to drop another $1000 on just the Louboutins and Burberry scarf alone. Oh and I'm assuming it's a destination wedding so you've got travel fees on top of all that!
I don't believe one moment that this is true but if it happen to be, I hope all her guests will come dressed in anything but what she ask for. Or don't come at all.
Oooo.... so I talked to the universe and no one is willing to claim this particular color/symbol scheme. Is it possible "spiritual healer" is code for dealer of hallucinogenic substances? I know several wonderful gurus, healer, and teachers with impeccable taste and wonderful lives. However, I've not yet met one who could/would afford such a lavish and visually stunning ceremony. If we are lucky we may also see this couple flip or buy a house on a design channel soon. As spiritual healers I see an "all in" budget of at least $750,000.
Dear Guests...as a friendly tip go search the internet for cheaper, very close to the original shoes, tops, and pants. Don't think she'll notice the difference, even a better tip Just don't show up after placing an R.S.V.P or just be the odd one and dress as if you're there to enjoy a free holiday in Hawaii and you're only here for the free food and drinks. As for the bride... you need to change your profession to the best dress code disaster coach.
does she still have a fiancée? if she does, she's going to marry someone w/the brains of a carrot...
I would really like to know how this nightmare went. What is it that happends to some women, when they are going to get married? A party with lie detectors?! In that clothes? Lmao.
To be honest, I can understand she has a dream wedding the way she wants it, just don't be so demanding. Let people know if they would like to be part of the dance, please use this attire. Don't get all entitled
Surprised she has any friends at all to even invite in the first place. Weird color scheme too.
Glad they are both spiritual healers. They can heal each other when no one shows up at their Polygraph Party or wedding! lol. I can't believe it.
If I were planning to attend, I'd start overeating now so I'd qualify to wear black.
Honestly asking, how the f*** are the colors going to go together? HOW!!
Best Comment from Parmeisan (below): In case anyone else is curious, I found the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a35hv9/bride_demands_guests_wear_1k_attire/?sort=new - and the update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a3d60u/update_bride_demands_1k_attire/?st=JPBJNCU2&sh=8279d034
B***h please... you'll be carted off before you make that "wedding" of yours
WOW. She blows the bride who wanted $1500 per guest out of the water...... I have to keep my eyes peeled for `Mass medical emergency in Hawaii as dozens of people pass out on Beach` LMFAO. I found the `real polygraph` she bought .. its a PARTY GAME. HAHHAHAHHAH. Oh dear Lord... This woman is hereby crowned as the Bridezilla of the Decade.
My husband suggested that all guests that were asked to spend $1000 or more on their outfits for the wedding should spend a little more and all go to the wedding in bridal dresses. He said "Then you can play 'Which one is the real bride?!?' That's easy..she'll be the one huddled in the corner bawling her eyes out and yelling at everyone."
OMG soooo much wrong with this...and the bride...and her fiance if he's allowing all this. Wow. Just...wow...
Honestly, all I want for this woman is that every single person declines the "invitation" and that her fiance insists they get married at City Hall or calls it off completely. No beach wedding, no Hawaii, no dancing, no nothing: none of that is why you get *married*, for G-d's sake!!!
This marriage won't last long. The woman is screwed in the head and the man she is supposed to marry must be screwed as well.
I feel sorry for her. Okay, the demands were pretty costly but it's not great to he broadcast and hated by the whole wide web
I dont feel sorry for her in the slightest - if she is actually real
Load More Replies...This is one of the best things I've read lately lol...This whole situation is a train wreck. But a hilarious one. Wow.
Nobody notice that she referred to him as her husband, not fiancé?? I wonder if this is a stunt to be internet famous...
I bet he backs out before the wedding
Load More Replies...Hmmm...$1000 including jewelry, accessories, makeup and hair? You can spend $250 at either a department store makeup counter (more than that if you buy perfume) or a hair salon without breaking a sweat...so let's budget this out: $250 for cosmetics, $250 on your hair, $100 for fragrance, $150 for shoes, $250 for really nice earrings, and $20 for a second-hand dress from the Value Village that's a mile and a half from Sea-Tac airport. It meets the rules, and it'd still be better than that God-awful get-up she wants you to wear for the synchronized dance that kicks off her reception. Apparently the "incredible visual effect" she's going for is "the bride is colorblind."
I seriously wonder what her groom is thinking. Because if he's going along with this, they both need real spiritual healers. Maybe therapy.
"real spiritual healers" is a contradiction.
Load More Replies...Oh my goodness she sounds like an awful human being! And the fat guests are the "devils aura that needs to be shewed away". Gross!! What a delusional bridezilla! This is so ridiculous that if I had been the person to out her publicly I would just tell her and let her know how absurd and awful she is. The threat of her "cutting ties" would be a blessing to me! lol
Wow. You people really are dumb as f**k to believe something so blatantly contrived. I feel sorry for that.
How does someone this entitled and grotesquely rude have ANY friends?
She must be the stupiest person on the world! I would like to see her so much- and if she doesn´t look too dangerous then to get closer and listen to some more sh_ts from this certified healer :-) :-) :-)
Perhaps someone should bring a straight jacket for her to the wedding in case this loony toon goes nuts seeing someone who didn't follow her ridiculous rules.
I don't agree with her demands and whatever this creepy wedding picture is all about but I am also not OK with pretending our obesity problems in the world are not the responsibility of the individual. The world seems ok with belittling people who become dependent on drugs they are prescribed and end up on heroin or worse but we feel should feel sorry for people who excessively overeat and become obese. When you see an addict with sores on her face and a bodyweight of less than 100 lbs you wonder how did dhe get there and think if she would only stop using she would be beautiful. When you see a fat person the reaction is more like he or she is a cancer victim. Someone randomly selected by life's cruel lottery to suffer an illness they cannot control. No one has ever gotten fat by reducing caloric intake and exercising. Diabetics and certain other illnesses must be careful with blood sugar but, out of the 1/3 of Americans who quailfy as obese, there is room for improvement
OMG did she had any guest left to attend her wedding???.....hahahaha after reading it....I'll never attend to such thing
I just think it's a sad indication of what they expect from the following marriage if the wedding is supposed to be the best day of their lives. Surely it should start good but get better and better?
This is scary and sad. I don't know WHO would marry this wacko, but maybe they deserve each other. If the main goal is this ego-driven wedding and is the end of the journey, then it strikes me as shallow and doomed.
This is sad but also scary... WHO would be crazy enough to marry this wacko? Perhaps they deserve each other. How sad that this is some ego-driven wedding about...what I'm not sure. If the goal is the wedding and the journey ends there, how sad for both of them.
What's really concerning about this is that the <200lb guys apparently are wearing pants of any kind...
I can't even get a date, and this one has a fiancee (wink, wink)? Just goes to show...
wow dude needs to run screaming and re-think this marriage....just a thought
i loved the last guest response... it made me laugh in front of my boss and now everyone's thinking how the hell i lose my mental balance.....the line which made me laugh is "professional spiritual healer my a*s"...idk wtf she was thinking for her marriage but surely she is going to get a memorable day bcz nobody will attend their marriage as nobody want to look like a f*****g alien cartoon series character for sure...
Bored Panda I think there's a typo. I think you meant to write "certifiable spiritual healer" not certified.
She don’t specify what pants the “thin” men are supposed to wear, so are they supposed to come all naked below?
Is it a discord for boredpanda? It would be fun to share opinions about stories like this one while chatting
The crazy is strong with this one. I pray to the almighty spaghetti monster that these wackos never have children.
Purple fuzzy jacket, soda hat and glow sticks.... this is the best thing I've read all year.
i have no comment. there are no words to describe this properly
Green and Orange are the colors of Kroger. Kroger's COLORS are tacky. Don't sue me Kroger I don't have money.
Wow, just wow 😂. Can you imagine that if this is true then she must believe that there will be guest that will actually comply. If so, they have to be as bat s**t crazy as she is ! 😂😂😂
Hey bridey, I hope you see this, and know I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, for having such terrible clothing choices, gave me a good laugh... and trying to get people to snitch on the person who shared, and then threatening them if they dont go to your ridiculous lie detector party your going to cut them. Seriously doing them a favour. You are a nightmare. If the fiance is smart, he will run and not look back
She made my point....... "breathing for some is just a reflex" ....lol
She's one of those woman who was popular in high school and never left her hometown who now sells 'wellness' products from a pyramid scheme and tries to justify herself as a healer. These a******s make people who study healing and are practitioners a bad name
Why did someone let this woman get out the psychiatric institute where she was hospitalized??? Don’t we have enough craziness from Trump & Co.?
Her definition of "spiritual" seems a bit lacking. Is she sure all of her guests can afford to spend $1,000 on one of two outfits? Does she offer scholarships?
All I can predict is the sound of crickets and buzzards circling at that wedding. At least we know the groom will always know where his nuts are. In the jar. On the nightstand. On her side of the bed.
Louboutin heels in sand.... noooooooooo. Those things are expensive. And everyone to dress like an ompaloompa? Wonder what the song is.... dumpadidoo. Bridezilla much.
Louboutin heels on sand.... nooooooooo way. Those things are expensive. If I were the bride, I’d rethink and pay for the outfits myself if it was necessary that everyone looks like Ompaloompas. Bridezilla much?
with any luck none of those invited will attend this train wreck. and spiritual healers that i know are not this into money
More and more I think living a life of quite solitude with my dog is the best choice...
TLDR, but I gathered that it's a destination wedding in Hawaii, and she wants people to dress in mismatched heavy clothing more suitable for a winter climate. At that point, I would cancel any plans to attend the wedding, and enjoy Hawaii on my own!
I feel like if you weigh more they’re kind of calling more attention to you not to mention that some of the male guests are going to be wearing SODA HATS. If I was invited to this wedding I would be glad she posted the dress code in advance so I could of declined ASAP. The colors clash so horribly and if they are going to Hawaii, why opt for clothes that will make you sweat your butt off. Don’t get me started on her idea of a “unique party” I really don’t like to shame people for there personal choices, but this is outrageous.
Can we just recognize not only does she want them to spend $1000 on ugly a*s clothing but that doesn't count the Louboutins that alone usually cost around $1000 if not more so the "thin" women have to spend over 2 grand on ugly a*s clothing (heels not included those are gorgeous) and the "fat ones just get to wear all black....in HAWAII....on a beach....where the sand will most definitely screw up those pretty red heels you just bought for 11 hundred dollars!!!! aaaaggghhh thene people are making me so mad!!!
I would never go to eather the wedding or the party on spoiled little brat who has to have her way or else.. But if I did go to the wedding it would be just for the fun of giving her a bill as a wedding present for atir she requires and requests u wear.. I would love to see her face to open a wedding card with a bill in it. Instead of a check
FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANKIND, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE BRIDEZILLA POSTS B.P.!?!?!?!?!?
No!! They're very entertaining for some of us. And for the last f*****g time, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T CLICK ON IT. F*****G SIMPLE.
Load More Replies...Why would anyone make demands about this? This is so wrong and besides, she's not giving them any freedom of choice
The thing is... I don't think her original request was offensive - weird, yes, but offensive? Not really. She want's to do some kind of performance art dance number with her guests. It's an interesting concept. Howeve,r the polygraph party... That's taking it WAY too far. Everybody has jerks in their friend circles, and they will show themselves over time. No need to have a Maury Povich Party to root out the perps! Besides, polygraphs are notoriously inaccurate.
Obviously this person has never been to the tropics. Ever. Hopefully the people wearing black and camouflage will attract the attention of Homeland Security and get this abomination the attention it deserves. That outfit schema is ridiculously ugly in addition to being totally inappropriate and unsuited to a goddam beach. An illiterate, superficial, materialistic skank pretending to be a "spiritual healer" while proposing this exercise in mass humiliation clearly isn't very spiritual. Bet she owns a fortune telling hotline. Love the irony in the fact that she met her beloved AT A PSYCHIC'S CONVENTION. BWAHAHAHAHA She must be a really talented "psychic" if she couldn't see this coming.
What the duck! The day of my wedding the only thing I´d want is ppl I love come to celebrate! Jesus...
Spiritual healers? Please tell me who´s playing too much of video games. :D
Some brides-to-be seems to lost their brains...this year we, my husband and me, were invited to a weding of our friends. No kids allowed! So there was only one woman at the party for family and friends because mothers have to stay with their small kids.
I went to my friend's wedding where she had no such requirement. In the middle of her goddamn vows her husband's brother's baby just started screaming and wouldn't shut up. And they just.... let him scream. If that were my wedding I would have been livid af. I think after like 5mins the wife finally took the baby outside. I felt so bad for my friend to have a screaming child interrupt her vows and for her inlaws to be so disrespectful to let the kid cry for so long before doing anything. I would have been fine with a no kids rule.
Load More Replies...The consensus from the original posting site seems to be that this was a spoof, made up and posted by someone trolling the site, but they are enjoying it anyway.
What a filthy sooker moldy stank strumpy unwanted crumpet! I pray she gets uncontrollable diarrhea on her wedding day and on her honeymoon!
What a nasty stanking slag of a moldy unwanted crumpet strumpet. I pray she gets uncontrollable diarrhea on her wedding day and honeymoon.
She and her husband are "certified" "spiritual" "healers"? You know, in my book there is a word for that: con artists. In this case, entitled con artists. I'd recommend all their acquaintances (somehow I doubt that they know what real friendship is) to stay away from the wedding.
It had to be her soon to be husband. He saw a way out and took it! I can't say I would blame him, this would have freaked me out as well. RUN DUDE RUN!!!!
Spiritual healing? I guess it doesn't help as much as a polygraph. So what does she hear for being s fat c!@#?
Holy forking shirtballs this is just TOOOO MUCH OH MY SWEET JEEBUS LORD ALMIGHTY I don't think I will ever be able to get over this until I meet this lunatic in real life and just P**S MYSELF LAUGHING IN HER FACE FOR 7 HOURS LOLLLLL also what kind of spiritual healer asks people to buy LOUBOUTIN HEELS LOL oh I just cannot
Man I wish I knew her identity so I could chew her a*s out, she needs it. Stupid b***h.
Apparently, finding interesting stories is far too hard. Thank God for Hire-a-Troll hack writers.
Yes, or tacky colour clashing clothing attire for you lot.
Load More Replies...WTF?!? I've heard of crazy bridal requests..but this one takes the cake. And if I had $1000 to throw down on an outfit, it sure as heck is not going to be one worn only once at the party of some skanky ho with a chip on her shoulder. I sure hope someone records this and posts this "dance" so that people can see it for the train wreck it's shaping up to be. These bridezillas need to start realizing that having the best day of your life should not include making everyone else miserable. How are these dim wits getting engaged anyway. It's a year out to the wedding. Hope the groom wises up by then and RUNS!
If she's this much of a control freak where her friends are concerned, imagine what it must be like for her husband to be! That poor guy is going to either be cowed for the rest of his life while he bangs the au pair on the side, or he's going to wise up and run, run, and never look back.
Load More Replies...When I read "certified spiritual healers", I knew what would come... totally crazy
I thought "soda hat" was some sort of style I had never heard of. Not an *actual* soda hat! OMG.
Load More Replies...That has to be fake. I can't believe such a woman lives and breaths on my planet.
Met at a psychic's something? Honey, psychopath isn't shortened psychic.
You're comment made me snort. I kind of want to start telling people that. "I'm psychic. Psychic is the same thing as psycho right?"
Load More Replies...This is probably fake but it's so wonderfully awful and kooky that I don't care, I hate to feed into her psychosis, but a huge part of me really wants to see the video where the thin colorful people banish the fat death and army colored folk. Is it too much to hope this dance posts on you tube?
"Banish the fat death and army colored folk"--I'm still laughing so hard I'm CHOKING!!! And I totally don't care!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
Load More Replies...OMG, I wouldn't care if I wasn't even the one who leaked it, if she is promising to never speak to you again then I would be like "B***h, it was me." If you want dancing and entertainment, then you hire a dance group, you don't ask you guest to do anything, they are your guest, you are the host, you f*****g host them. If they show up in a god damn paper bag, you still treat them like a god damn king or queen because you invited them to your event. I hate when people make these stupid demands of their guest. It is a big day for you, for everyone one else it is just an obligation, then you want to add more to that obligation by asking for dancing, ugly a*s clothes, and then expensive damn outfits. F**k this b***h. I hope no one attends. Or if they do, they make it clear that they are not going to do what she asks.
YES!! This! Not to mention, the destination wedding in HAWAII!! I make good money and haven't been able to afford that airfare yet!!
Load More Replies...This can't be the first time her crazy leaked out. So, my question is, How in the hell does she have ANY friends??? If there was someone this crazy in my life, they wouldn't be...in my life, that is. WTF?!?!
Her friends are probably similar and don't think of her as crazy.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda staff, please stop using pictures that are not actual to the story, especially when it's a story that could create trouble to the person in the picture. We don't need to see a bride to be like "oh! That's what you were talking about!"
Exactly - what is the point of showing a picture with "not the picture" written on it?
Load More Replies...I'm not saying she isn't crazy, but if one properly read her request the 1000 dollar budget wasn't for the dance outfit, but for the outfit to be worn at the venue. So in reality, she wants you to buy TWO outfits for the wedding.
And airfare to Hawaii, the hotel, and presumably a gift for her as well.
Load More Replies...All of her skinny friends must be extremely rich to afford a pair of Loubouitn heels :)
AND the orange pants/green sweater that they likely don't already own. I suppose it would be easy to meet the "other outfit must cost $1000" requirement if they count the cost of those heels, though.
Load More Replies...Well I wouldn't want to attend a wedding where I'm told to spend thousands on a hideous outfit. It's Hawaii, I would like to wear a nice yellow sundress with a flower in my hair thank you. It would also be cool ( and a bit cheesy ) if the guys wore flowery shirts and some shorts. Something laid back. Secondly, I also wouldn't want to be interrogated about some stupid post about how uptight and tasteless the bride is. Your wedding should be relaxed and fun. I hate how some people want to dictate what their guests wear.
Even if I hadn't been the one to out this psycho, I would say I did just to make cutting ties that much easier. No one needs a "friend" like this.
If all of her friends aren't crazy like her, I suppose several of them already did as you say and told her it was them.
Load More Replies...In case anyone else is curious, I found the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a35hv9/bride_demands_guests_wear_1k_attire/?sort=new - and the update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a3d60u/update_bride_demands_1k_attire/?st=JPBJNCU2&sh=8279d034
Man! I wish this appeared as an active link on my tablet.
Load More Replies...Not only are the requests bizarre and rude, the clothes sound incredibly ugly.
Seriously! As if it’s not horrible enough to be stuck with some uggo dress you'll never wear again if you agree to be in someone's wedding, let alone when you merely attend as a guest. This maniac thinks you should be honored to be invited to her wedding whereas in reality, most consider attendance as an unpleasant duty one feels obligated to do for a friend. Also, I wonder if they have a scale at hand to catch any 161-lb. fatsos who try to opt for the desirable green/orange combo unfairly.
Load More Replies...Would be funny if all the invited people would just go "I did it" "No I did it!" and everyone is now ignored, no guests at the wedding and another cry post from the bridezilla. Seriously ,if anyone ever invited me to a wedding/party and demanded stuff like this or that I spend 1000s for it, I'd just laugh in their face. How crazy/entitled can you be...
Not with her “none retaliation, but I’ll repeatedly talk s**t about you for a long, long, long, did I mention LONG time!” LOL
Load More Replies...'go back to your scum basements and stop making comments about people you don't know'. Logic fail!
LOL she's jealous cause she's never had a basement.
Load More Replies...I remember on an old UK show where the editor of the Sport (think National Enquirer) was given an interview on a cheap polygraph and he was 'telling the truth' about Hitler being a woman and a routemaster bus being found at the north pole. There's a reason they aren't admissible in court...
The bridezilla storys get out of hand. If people so anti-social really exist out there, let their friends cut the ties with them. We, however, should simply ignore them. (Although I have to admit that a denunciation party sounds fun. Particularly if featured a *baddadadum* lie detector for *baddadadum* 99$ from *baddadadum* Amazon.)
Bridezilla stories are simply a new incarnation of online misogyny. These women don’t exist.
Load More Replies...A "Spiritual Healer" is making these astronomical demands? How does she not realize the pain she is inflicting on everyone who cares about her? This feels like one of those crazy home shopping shows where a couple who make a combined $25k a year are looking to buy a $3million home. I can't imagine buying Louboutin heels for someone else's wedding then wear them on the BEACH! That dance is going to fall apart spectacularly
£1000 Louboutins would be absolutely trashed by attempting to dance on a beach in them. Red paint anyone?
Load More Replies...I can't imagine why would anyone go to such a wedding unless they are very close relatives and have to.
They're about to find out that no one "has" to go to their wedding.
Load More Replies...It’s always nice to get that kind of laughter out of your system once a decade or so. LOL
Load More Replies...At first I was thinking "the color scheme is odd. But it's her wedding so if she wants to have a weird synchronized dance, more power to her." Then I read the $1,000 price tag. And if guests don't participate they need to do another task to contribute. That is just asking too much from your friends. $1,000 for clothes you'll never want to wear again?! And apparently no free loaders at her wedding. That sort of thing is a good way to loose friends.
Well, the shoes alone cost more than 600$... and she wants people to ruin them by dancing on a beach (and ruining their ankles)
Load More Replies...Joke's on her. Polygraphs don't work. Pseudoscience BS. Then again, she IS a spiritual healer so...
Yeah...we don't know you lady and I suspect the majority of people are happy they don't know you. Spiritual healer? I think not. Truly spiritual people don't focus on materialism, judging others harshly or demanding people fit into your little capsule of what is acceptable. Your insistence that everyone worship you tells us everything we need to know about you and your so-called spirituality. What a shallow and entitled person you must be. Just wow.
If more than one had been a no-show, what then? Who would she blame the snitching on? Honestly, no one should subject herself to this demeaning Polygraph Party and should probably just skip the wedding altogether. There's a word I can use for her, but I won't type it here.
Hope no-one shows up - end of problem. Personally, suffering from anxiety issues, I probably wouldnt have a chance of passing a polygraph stating grass was green.
Load More Replies...I hope this shell of a woman never has to live in the real world and endure a mastectomy.... she'd never survive.
Maybe think more about the reason you are getting married and what it means to you to have family and friends there. You do not get to demand outfits, and require people to pay for them. You can make suggestions, and if people do not adhere, realize that those things happen. Synchronized dance? Really? WHY? You looking to be a youtube star or instagram viral? NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES! Be happy anyone wants to attend your selfish look at me party to start with. Maybe learn some humility.
So this fool wants her guests to spend at least $1000 on their formal atire and she also wants them to buy some butt ugly clothes for a "spiritual dance"? If anyone of her guests complies with these crazy demands they are even more insane than this certified spiritual moron.
People need to learn that polygraph tests don't actually work, regardless of the cost of the machine. They just sound scientific.
Wait, someone actually married this... person? Well good luck to him, he will need it. so much narcissism, me me me me me me...
I call BS. People will make up anything to go viral on the internet, these days. This bride does not exist.
It’s so obvious this is fake. People scare me with how unaware and gullible they are.
Load More Replies...Yeah, you can't buy an actual polygraph machine from Amazon for $99. Plus it takes examiners YEARS of training and experience to be able to operate one properly.
https://www.amazon.com/USB-Polygraph-UP00/dp/B001RMXZ9I?SubscriptionId=AKIAILSHYYTFIVPWUY6Q&tag=duckduckgo-ffab-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B001RMXZ9I It even says 'real' in the name. MUST BE LEGIT!!! (Okay, the snark is over.)
Load More Replies...What is WRONG with these entitled brats?! Weddings are "your day", but people come to support you and your union because they LOVE you. That. Is. All. They don't OWE you anything, and if anyone I knew had any of these crazy demands, I would immediately stop contact with those people (friend OR family) until they rescued their head from their butt!
Actually, the stuff that's THIS nuts tends to be real!
Load More Replies...Oh f**k off b***h... I like how the "black and camouflage outfits represents the aura of the devil" and who has to wear that :'D? The people who are not thin enough to wear the eyer-cancer stuff. F**K OFF BIG TIMES YOU C**T. I hope no one shows up to your rotten wedding. But yeah, nothing screams 24k theme then a f*****g soda hat...
I seriously want to know what kind of effect she's going for with those colors.... and to basically call larger people evil and the devil??? was she not thinking?!
how is it that someone like that has found someone and im still alone?
Spiritual healers that are that concerned with the material world?
High heels Louboutin on the beach? That sounds like a twisted fetish to me hahaha
For the curious, this is the polygraph they likely bought. From Walmart. I love that 3 of the 5 pics are of newspaper articles about British couples taking the test. One of the articles even states that this would be a horrible thing to have at a party. The link didn't post well, but just enter Amazon and polygraph into Google and its the second thing that pops up.
I assume that I am qualified to be a certified spiritual healer, i.e. no medical training of any kind whatsoever .
You probably need to be present at a 1 week long workshop costing a few hundred dollar to get your certificat.
Load More Replies...If I actually knew someone like this I'd be writing a book, complete with photos and documentation. You don't have to be psychic (or take a polygraph) to see how this marriage is going to go. Does this hubby-to-be have anything to say? What about parents and relatives -- are they exempt or too embarrassed to go? (Were they even asked?) Hopefully the union will be short and no children will come of this . . . even Hollywood never came up with this comedy material in a movie. Darn! All my friends are normal and I'll NEVER have an opportunity like this!
$1000 to go to a wedding for outfit and makeup...? I guess she don't have many "normal" friends who isn't born with a silver spoon in their mouthes.
Guests are required to spend $1000 on clothes, makeup etc. to come to a wedding?
Would want no part of this wedding, Hopefully when the big day comes everyone will do a "no show". The guests that do attend unfortunately are crazier than the bride if that"s possible.
Holy moly, Batman.... I don't even know what to say. If you know this girl in any fashion, RUN AWAY!
Who are these people for Christ sake ! How are they even allowed to breed !!!
The "spiritual healer" bit explains everything. You expected her NOT to be crazy? lolololol
"It will make out synchronized dancing along the beach really pop." She sounds like a pop or bro-country record engineer surmising the brain dead needs of the hoi polloi. "Certified spiritual healer" ROTFLMAO.
If I had to wear such a ridiculous outfit at a wedding to take place in Hawaii, I would opt out of going at all. Right off the bat too. But thankfully I don't know anyone THAT foolish.
WOW... a spiritual healer, in touch with the universe and yet talking s**t about people... Ummmm... how the hell does that work?
I am laughing so much I have tears in my eyes. Love the illustrations! Suggestion: since she'll give $100 to whoever gives information on the snitch, hopefully every single guest will show up to the Polygraph Party and provide "information"- hopefully conflicting ones obviously. Oh, and when does "not retaliating" = talking s**t about somebody for years to come??!
There are so many of these lately that I'm beginning to think they are made just for the viral effect. :/
I really feel sorry for the relatives of these two whack-jobs. How embarrassing for them for people to know how ridiculously self centered they are. I wonder how this fiasco is going to effect their "certified spiritual healing" business when people find out how crazy these two are. It's really nice how they not only expect their guests to pay for airline tickets to Hawaii, but they are expected to spend $1000 on formal wear to wear to the reception after they have to make spectacles of themselves being filmed in either horrible colored clothes that they have to find and purchase that they will probably never wear again, PLUS they have to pay to ship it on the airplane! Also, how nice of them to relegate their hefty guests to either being blank space or landscape. What a joke! I don't know her or her fiance and I am SO glad I don't. I pity their families!
Honestly, how does this loon have any friends to begin with? And is the hubby nutty enough to be down with these risible sartorial requirements?
If she is a psychic - she should already know who did it and not need to waste money? Good luck with that relationship and you call the people you invited "friends" how sad to bully them!
We should do an "acorn drive" where everyone sends her an acorn for her to use in her nut-house. Who's with me? :D Does anyone know how to find out who she is?? I'm dying to find out more!
Black sweaters and full-body camo in Hawaii? What kind of jerk wants their larger friends to be miserable and invisible? We get enough of of that garbage from people we don't call friends. She'd be watching my fat a*s walk away from that toxic friendship.
Skinny friends immediately started binge eating so they could wear black.
i wanna know if any one went.... if so, how many sheep she has as friends.
i get making certain requirements, but ridiculous request like this is shameful and mean. how do we expect people to have the confidence to lose weight if we keep treating them like a comedy show
I can't imagine who would ever know and like this woman enough to go to her insane-asylum wedding let alone be friends with her on a regular basis. She takes coo-koo to a whole new level. IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT THEY EVEN MAKE ORANGE SUEDE PANTS.
I would that no one show up for her wedding. Her foray into crystals and the like only pointed out that she was disturbed to begin with, I'm surprised people didn't keep her at arms length. If there are those in her life like myself who can always see humanity and it's suffering. Instead of paying to go to Hawaii and for the clothes and the 1000 for their own clothes, it would be cheaper if they pooled their money into some therapy sessions for she and her intended to explore and resolve what happened in her life. That would be the better gift.
What happened to this being an art, beauty and culture centered community? Now it's basically clickbait
Wow! Å REAL polygraph test för $99 on Amazon? Thats a lot prize for something highly specific that doesnt even work all that well in the best of worlds. How old is she. 12?
So the 100-200lb men will be naked from the waist down...interesting.😳
Soda does not give life. It gives you empty calories and cavities.
Really, any bride who describes a wedding as the best day of her life doesn't have high expectations for the marriage that follows.
if everyone's gonna be doing a dazzling dance, who'll be watching this magnificent effect?
Follow up Correct me if I am wrong but you invite people to your wedding to share that important day with you - people close to you, who matter. Why ridicule your close ones? Why expect services of them? I completely agree with one of the comments about hiring a dance group? She can take part in the dance as a special event and make them wear that awful clothing if she pays them enough... I know we all can have different expectations but I would be honored if people came if I invite them and would not expect anything from them, there is staff for that. What's with the soda hats? Aren't sodas predominantly sugary? - what life giving liquid? Diarrhea? I wonder if anyone will go to that wedding.. mainly the groom
I do not understand multiple things about this post: - 24K wedding ( I presume not just in theme) and guests would have to clean up - bring high class clothing but dance in awfull weird color scheme clothes - be uncomfortable in heels on sand ( I do not understand the notion of heels in Hawai in general) - I presume the dance will be fast as the clothing is not fancy and allows movement so the heels don't make sense at all - fat people - btw depending on the bodytype 200 lbs is still not fat... - hide fat people - so why even invite them? - association of devil/negativity with associations of colors specifically chosen for "fat" people Granted people ratting her out was not the best move with this kind of BrideZILLA but: - who was the rat - no retaliation but a polygraph?! - who was she expecting would actually come to a "public" bashing? - tell me if you do not want to take part in the dance... clean up, pay us - this means it has some kind of value for her - not like her friends...
Saw this before and still utterly sickened by the self-obsession of the goddam bride who sounds like a twisted control freak from Hell with zero taste and total unfamiliarity with the tropics. Clearly in her fervid, delirious imagination this little routine is going to be "zany" and so hilariously funny that video footage of the horrific event is destined to go viral - she says she is a "psychic" [or maybe that should be "psychopath"] after all ... Fark i hope nobody shows. Not sure if I already said this but I secretly hope a large posse of tall, heavy folks show up and attract the attention of Homeland Security.
She's the DEVIL believe me,,,categorising colour to weight this is discrimination at its best not only that the £1000,,for an outfit nooo this is all wrong Total Control comes to mind what this is an insult to spirituality and of course her fantastical idea of buying a £99 polygraph kit to catch the snitch ,,,u go U SAD FREAK ,,,
I can understand someone maybe requesting a certain colour of clothing for guests, but this is way OTT.
Load More Replies...The "24K themed" was all she really needed to put on the invitation. I honestly cannot fathom someone coming out of an upbringing with no shame or self-critique. How do you even THINK words like "24k themed" without feeling like you're making an out-of-touch tit of yourself?
As someone who has worked in the wedding industry for over 5 years, I can totally believe that this is real. lol Bridezillas exist and they will come for you...especially with demands of ugly expensive clothing.
And she is commenting about Indian weddings lol....we have a beautiful culture and no we don't dress code our guests!....'Atithi Devo Bhabha'
Omg Panda! It's been 3 years! At least you could have updated I us! What happened?! WE MUST KNOW!!!
not only she wants the guests to fit the colors, that would be kind of OK, and she wants them divided based on their weight which is at least weird. but to demand the exact type of shoes! like I have a non typical feet and I have problems buying ball room shoes that would fit me. am I supposed to hire someone to make the shoes for me or what? I wonder how the shoes would make any difference in a group video of dancing. Plus I suppose she also wants the guests to rehearse some kind of a choreography? like who has time for that sh** and how she would schedule the rehearsal for I dont know how many guests to meet at the same time? I suppose she confused wedding with a soviet sport exhibition excercises (which looked kind of nice btw, see videos on you tube "spartakiada"). not even mentioning the other things she is pulling like "no retaliation, but we will sacrifice you during the wedding" kind of thing
What a freak lmao. Omg if I were any one of the guests I would tell that b***h to kiss my a*s lmao. Does she not realize her choice of clothing and colors DON'T BELONG AT A UPSCALE VENUE OMG!!!' This b***h needs a physicist she might even need medication and under proper care she might get released from the institution before 2019! This story is too good I needed a good laugh today
Don't forget the unholy amount of money it will cost to fly to Hawaii to go to this wedding, pay for the "required after dance" formal dress, and wedding gifts.
I would LOVE to know this OP. Firstly, she's f*****g crazy and secondly, polygraphs don't work. They're pseudo science and she probably saw them used on the f*****g Maury show and thought that was certified
she is massively insane. so happy I don't have any friends that crazy.
Mmm. What about no ones buys the ugly outfits, no one rsvp, and leave the spitball healers at the beach with their insane hallucinations to have a small wedding of two.. that will be fun!
Is this a real person? Are there people like this? Who put a ring on that?
I'm really wondering if this post from a bride is true or just a something out there to freak people out.. I find it hard to believe that there's someone out there who would truly ask their friends to dress like this. And if this is real....I don't think anyone would show up to this wedding.
How easy and problem-free life she must have, if she has enough time and energy to create something so batshit crazy...She must be so bored O_o
Poor, poor deluded individual. I feel sorry for the husband (though, crazy does attract crazy) but more so, for any future children!
I think Bored panda makes up a lot of this stuff just to be noticed and taken seriously
I have never laughed so much tonight like I did just now , between the bride and these comments I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wow...so very glad my 172 pound, fat, unwanted, po-az was not invited. How pompous, tacky, and unaware of the real world around her. And instead of humility when she was called out....she continues to be completely... ridiculously... arrogant. This chic is in for the reality check that life is sure to bring ..haha.
whatever my weight is, bet your skinny a*s i wouldn't attend this wedding "party" in a million years! :D
I think a lot of this Bride-To-Be's attitude (and others like her) stems from the availability of social media and what their Pop Idols of the moment are doing. So they also want their Big Day to be same as the glamorous photos they see. The every day lives of these women must be pretty boring.
Anyone know if anyone can mail her a gift, if so I would mail her a box of d***s so she could go f**k herself.
I want a picture of this chick, she must be the prettiest girl int he world to be not only this judgmental about looks but for any guy to willingly date her much less propose to her. I hope for his sake he stands her up at the altar right in front of everyone, it would serve her well.
I think in general wedings are boring. And don't get me wrong this woman is the best representation of a demon in this hole debacle. But just out of curiosity I would want to atend a wedding in Hawaii dressed as a devilish representation of Rambo....you know just to see how it goes.
This is all so fake, how can anyone think this is real? Worse, who would even think this up just to post on facebook and reddit???
I hope nobody goes to that stupid, stupid wedding. Netflix binge watching would be a much better use of the night.
Eagerly awaiting the results of that lie detector test. Hope the perpetrator faces the ramifications of trying to ruin this bride's life. Its her wedding, her choicem you don't like it, dont attend. Simple.
So in addition to forking over cold cash for the ridiculous outfits that are just for the dance, and at least $1,000 on an "after the dance" outfit, and the exorbitant cost of flying to Hawaii and paying for your own hotel and meals while you're there, and taking off work to attend, I'm guessing she is also expecting an expensive gift? Disgraceful.
The basement comment again, it's 2018, I thought we were over this !
hahah and now its all over FB shame they didnt name and shame the actual bride too Id send her this as Invitee : LOL Id be like "who the f**k do u think u are girl frigging Kate Middleton ?? you expect ppl to fork out to come to ya wedding then have high expectations of what they should wear ? Newsflash sweetheart YOU should be glad ppl are coming bc its the guests that make or break the wedding (nobody there apart from both parents and a couple family members = sad for u) ----- BTW i wouldnt attend ya stupid wedding if ya paid me .. and yeah with that attitude good luck being married still in 6 months" :V Id love to see her face when she read it I hope she cried .. what a b***h she is
Skinny friends immediately started binge eating so they can wear black.
And the fat people are all black or camo just in case we didn't get the hint from there all black that she wants fat people seen as little as absolutely possible. Like really why even dance at all when you can clean or some other demeaning task that will keep you away from any cameras or people we actually like......... I as a fat person would do exactly what she wanted ...and not be seen anywhere near her or her damn wedding
I particularly love how the $1000 outfit is for AFTER the dance, meaning you're supposed to drop another $1000 on just the Louboutins and Burberry scarf alone. Oh and I'm assuming it's a destination wedding so you've got travel fees on top of all that!
I don't believe one moment that this is true but if it happen to be, I hope all her guests will come dressed in anything but what she ask for. Or don't come at all.
Oooo.... so I talked to the universe and no one is willing to claim this particular color/symbol scheme. Is it possible "spiritual healer" is code for dealer of hallucinogenic substances? I know several wonderful gurus, healer, and teachers with impeccable taste and wonderful lives. However, I've not yet met one who could/would afford such a lavish and visually stunning ceremony. If we are lucky we may also see this couple flip or buy a house on a design channel soon. As spiritual healers I see an "all in" budget of at least $750,000.
Dear Guests...as a friendly tip go search the internet for cheaper, very close to the original shoes, tops, and pants. Don't think she'll notice the difference, even a better tip Just don't show up after placing an R.S.V.P or just be the odd one and dress as if you're there to enjoy a free holiday in Hawaii and you're only here for the free food and drinks. As for the bride... you need to change your profession to the best dress code disaster coach.
does she still have a fiancée? if she does, she's going to marry someone w/the brains of a carrot...
I would really like to know how this nightmare went. What is it that happends to some women, when they are going to get married? A party with lie detectors?! In that clothes? Lmao.
To be honest, I can understand she has a dream wedding the way she wants it, just don't be so demanding. Let people know if they would like to be part of the dance, please use this attire. Don't get all entitled
Surprised she has any friends at all to even invite in the first place. Weird color scheme too.
Glad they are both spiritual healers. They can heal each other when no one shows up at their Polygraph Party or wedding! lol. I can't believe it.
If I were planning to attend, I'd start overeating now so I'd qualify to wear black.
Honestly asking, how the f*** are the colors going to go together? HOW!!
Best Comment from Parmeisan (below): In case anyone else is curious, I found the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a35hv9/bride_demands_guests_wear_1k_attire/?sort=new - and the update: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/a3d60u/update_bride_demands_1k_attire/?st=JPBJNCU2&sh=8279d034
B***h please... you'll be carted off before you make that "wedding" of yours
WOW. She blows the bride who wanted $1500 per guest out of the water...... I have to keep my eyes peeled for `Mass medical emergency in Hawaii as dozens of people pass out on Beach` LMFAO. I found the `real polygraph` she bought .. its a PARTY GAME. HAHHAHAHHAH. Oh dear Lord... This woman is hereby crowned as the Bridezilla of the Decade.
My husband suggested that all guests that were asked to spend $1000 or more on their outfits for the wedding should spend a little more and all go to the wedding in bridal dresses. He said "Then you can play 'Which one is the real bride?!?' That's easy..she'll be the one huddled in the corner bawling her eyes out and yelling at everyone."
OMG soooo much wrong with this...and the bride...and her fiance if he's allowing all this. Wow. Just...wow...
Honestly, all I want for this woman is that every single person declines the "invitation" and that her fiance insists they get married at City Hall or calls it off completely. No beach wedding, no Hawaii, no dancing, no nothing: none of that is why you get *married*, for G-d's sake!!!
This marriage won't last long. The woman is screwed in the head and the man she is supposed to marry must be screwed as well.
I feel sorry for her. Okay, the demands were pretty costly but it's not great to he broadcast and hated by the whole wide web
I dont feel sorry for her in the slightest - if she is actually real
Load More Replies...This is one of the best things I've read lately lol...This whole situation is a train wreck. But a hilarious one. Wow.
Nobody notice that she referred to him as her husband, not fiancé?? I wonder if this is a stunt to be internet famous...
I bet he backs out before the wedding
Load More Replies...Hmmm...$1000 including jewelry, accessories, makeup and hair? You can spend $250 at either a department store makeup counter (more than that if you buy perfume) or a hair salon without breaking a sweat...so let's budget this out: $250 for cosmetics, $250 on your hair, $100 for fragrance, $150 for shoes, $250 for really nice earrings, and $20 for a second-hand dress from the Value Village that's a mile and a half from Sea-Tac airport. It meets the rules, and it'd still be better than that God-awful get-up she wants you to wear for the synchronized dance that kicks off her reception. Apparently the "incredible visual effect" she's going for is "the bride is colorblind."
I seriously wonder what her groom is thinking. Because if he's going along with this, they both need real spiritual healers. Maybe therapy.
"real spiritual healers" is a contradiction.
Load More Replies...Oh my goodness she sounds like an awful human being! And the fat guests are the "devils aura that needs to be shewed away". Gross!! What a delusional bridezilla! This is so ridiculous that if I had been the person to out her publicly I would just tell her and let her know how absurd and awful she is. The threat of her "cutting ties" would be a blessing to me! lol
Wow. You people really are dumb as f**k to believe something so blatantly contrived. I feel sorry for that.
How does someone this entitled and grotesquely rude have ANY friends?
She must be the stupiest person on the world! I would like to see her so much- and if she doesn´t look too dangerous then to get closer and listen to some more sh_ts from this certified healer :-) :-) :-)
Perhaps someone should bring a straight jacket for her to the wedding in case this loony toon goes nuts seeing someone who didn't follow her ridiculous rules.
I don't agree with her demands and whatever this creepy wedding picture is all about but I am also not OK with pretending our obesity problems in the world are not the responsibility of the individual. The world seems ok with belittling people who become dependent on drugs they are prescribed and end up on heroin or worse but we feel should feel sorry for people who excessively overeat and become obese. When you see an addict with sores on her face and a bodyweight of less than 100 lbs you wonder how did dhe get there and think if she would only stop using she would be beautiful. When you see a fat person the reaction is more like he or she is a cancer victim. Someone randomly selected by life's cruel lottery to suffer an illness they cannot control. No one has ever gotten fat by reducing caloric intake and exercising. Diabetics and certain other illnesses must be careful with blood sugar but, out of the 1/3 of Americans who quailfy as obese, there is room for improvement
OMG did she had any guest left to attend her wedding???.....hahahaha after reading it....I'll never attend to such thing
I just think it's a sad indication of what they expect from the following marriage if the wedding is supposed to be the best day of their lives. Surely it should start good but get better and better?
This is scary and sad. I don't know WHO would marry this wacko, but maybe they deserve each other. If the main goal is this ego-driven wedding and is the end of the journey, then it strikes me as shallow and doomed.
This is sad but also scary... WHO would be crazy enough to marry this wacko? Perhaps they deserve each other. How sad that this is some ego-driven wedding about...what I'm not sure. If the goal is the wedding and the journey ends there, how sad for both of them.
What's really concerning about this is that the <200lb guys apparently are wearing pants of any kind...
I can't even get a date, and this one has a fiancee (wink, wink)? Just goes to show...
wow dude needs to run screaming and re-think this marriage....just a thought
i loved the last guest response... it made me laugh in front of my boss and now everyone's thinking how the hell i lose my mental balance.....the line which made me laugh is "professional spiritual healer my a*s"...idk wtf she was thinking for her marriage but surely she is going to get a memorable day bcz nobody will attend their marriage as nobody want to look like a f*****g alien cartoon series character for sure...
Bored Panda I think there's a typo. I think you meant to write "certifiable spiritual healer" not certified.
She don’t specify what pants the “thin” men are supposed to wear, so are they supposed to come all naked below?
Is it a discord for boredpanda? It would be fun to share opinions about stories like this one while chatting
The crazy is strong with this one. I pray to the almighty spaghetti monster that these wackos never have children.
Purple fuzzy jacket, soda hat and glow sticks.... this is the best thing I've read all year.
i have no comment. there are no words to describe this properly
Green and Orange are the colors of Kroger. Kroger's COLORS are tacky. Don't sue me Kroger I don't have money.
Wow, just wow 😂. Can you imagine that if this is true then she must believe that there will be guest that will actually comply. If so, they have to be as bat s**t crazy as she is ! 😂😂😂
Hey bridey, I hope you see this, and know I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, for having such terrible clothing choices, gave me a good laugh... and trying to get people to snitch on the person who shared, and then threatening them if they dont go to your ridiculous lie detector party your going to cut them. Seriously doing them a favour. You are a nightmare. If the fiance is smart, he will run and not look back
She made my point....... "breathing for some is just a reflex" ....lol
She's one of those woman who was popular in high school and never left her hometown who now sells 'wellness' products from a pyramid scheme and tries to justify herself as a healer. These a******s make people who study healing and are practitioners a bad name
Why did someone let this woman get out the psychiatric institute where she was hospitalized??? Don’t we have enough craziness from Trump & Co.?
Her definition of "spiritual" seems a bit lacking. Is she sure all of her guests can afford to spend $1,000 on one of two outfits? Does she offer scholarships?
All I can predict is the sound of crickets and buzzards circling at that wedding. At least we know the groom will always know where his nuts are. In the jar. On the nightstand. On her side of the bed.
Louboutin heels in sand.... noooooooooo. Those things are expensive. And everyone to dress like an ompaloompa? Wonder what the song is.... dumpadidoo. Bridezilla much.
Louboutin heels on sand.... nooooooooo way. Those things are expensive. If I were the bride, I’d rethink and pay for the outfits myself if it was necessary that everyone looks like Ompaloompas. Bridezilla much?
with any luck none of those invited will attend this train wreck. and spiritual healers that i know are not this into money
More and more I think living a life of quite solitude with my dog is the best choice...
TLDR, but I gathered that it's a destination wedding in Hawaii, and she wants people to dress in mismatched heavy clothing more suitable for a winter climate. At that point, I would cancel any plans to attend the wedding, and enjoy Hawaii on my own!
I feel like if you weigh more they’re kind of calling more attention to you not to mention that some of the male guests are going to be wearing SODA HATS. If I was invited to this wedding I would be glad she posted the dress code in advance so I could of declined ASAP. The colors clash so horribly and if they are going to Hawaii, why opt for clothes that will make you sweat your butt off. Don’t get me started on her idea of a “unique party” I really don’t like to shame people for there personal choices, but this is outrageous.
Can we just recognize not only does she want them to spend $1000 on ugly a*s clothing but that doesn't count the Louboutins that alone usually cost around $1000 if not more so the "thin" women have to spend over 2 grand on ugly a*s clothing (heels not included those are gorgeous) and the "fat ones just get to wear all black....in HAWAII....on a beach....where the sand will most definitely screw up those pretty red heels you just bought for 11 hundred dollars!!!! aaaaggghhh thene people are making me so mad!!!
I would never go to eather the wedding or the party on spoiled little brat who has to have her way or else.. But if I did go to the wedding it would be just for the fun of giving her a bill as a wedding present for atir she requires and requests u wear.. I would love to see her face to open a wedding card with a bill in it. Instead of a check
FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANKIND, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE BRIDEZILLA POSTS B.P.!?!?!?!?!?
No!! They're very entertaining for some of us. And for the last f*****g time, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T CLICK ON IT. F*****G SIMPLE.
Load More Replies...Why would anyone make demands about this? This is so wrong and besides, she's not giving them any freedom of choice
The thing is... I don't think her original request was offensive - weird, yes, but offensive? Not really. She want's to do some kind of performance art dance number with her guests. It's an interesting concept. Howeve,r the polygraph party... That's taking it WAY too far. Everybody has jerks in their friend circles, and they will show themselves over time. No need to have a Maury Povich Party to root out the perps! Besides, polygraphs are notoriously inaccurate.
Obviously this person has never been to the tropics. Ever. Hopefully the people wearing black and camouflage will attract the attention of Homeland Security and get this abomination the attention it deserves. That outfit schema is ridiculously ugly in addition to being totally inappropriate and unsuited to a goddam beach. An illiterate, superficial, materialistic skank pretending to be a "spiritual healer" while proposing this exercise in mass humiliation clearly isn't very spiritual. Bet she owns a fortune telling hotline. Love the irony in the fact that she met her beloved AT A PSYCHIC'S CONVENTION. BWAHAHAHAHA She must be a really talented "psychic" if she couldn't see this coming.
What the duck! The day of my wedding the only thing I´d want is ppl I love come to celebrate! Jesus...
Spiritual healers? Please tell me who´s playing too much of video games. :D
Some brides-to-be seems to lost their brains...this year we, my husband and me, were invited to a weding of our friends. No kids allowed! So there was only one woman at the party for family and friends because mothers have to stay with their small kids.
I went to my friend's wedding where she had no such requirement. In the middle of her goddamn vows her husband's brother's baby just started screaming and wouldn't shut up. And they just.... let him scream. If that were my wedding I would have been livid af. I think after like 5mins the wife finally took the baby outside. I felt so bad for my friend to have a screaming child interrupt her vows and for her inlaws to be so disrespectful to let the kid cry for so long before doing anything. I would have been fine with a no kids rule.
Load More Replies...The consensus from the original posting site seems to be that this was a spoof, made up and posted by someone trolling the site, but they are enjoying it anyway.
What a filthy sooker moldy stank strumpy unwanted crumpet! I pray she gets uncontrollable diarrhea on her wedding day and on her honeymoon!
What a nasty stanking slag of a moldy unwanted crumpet strumpet. I pray she gets uncontrollable diarrhea on her wedding day and honeymoon.
She and her husband are "certified" "spiritual" "healers"? You know, in my book there is a word for that: con artists. In this case, entitled con artists. I'd recommend all their acquaintances (somehow I doubt that they know what real friendship is) to stay away from the wedding.
It had to be her soon to be husband. He saw a way out and took it! I can't say I would blame him, this would have freaked me out as well. RUN DUDE RUN!!!!
Spiritual healing? I guess it doesn't help as much as a polygraph. So what does she hear for being s fat c!@#?
Holy forking shirtballs this is just TOOOO MUCH OH MY SWEET JEEBUS LORD ALMIGHTY I don't think I will ever be able to get over this until I meet this lunatic in real life and just P**S MYSELF LAUGHING IN HER FACE FOR 7 HOURS LOLLLLL also what kind of spiritual healer asks people to buy LOUBOUTIN HEELS LOL oh I just cannot
Man I wish I knew her identity so I could chew her a*s out, she needs it. Stupid b***h.
Apparently, finding interesting stories is far too hard. Thank God for Hire-a-Troll hack writers.
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