Hey Pandas, What Are Some Weird Or Disturbing Ads You Have Seen? (Closed)

Dl B 5 years ago

What do you mean "had"? They still do. Some today are just as weird or more so. Just wait for 50 years and see what people are calling weird and creepy today.

9points

Julia Atkinson 5 years ago (edited)

Little Sally enjoys a snack before leaving for her Future Serial Killers of America meeting

11points

HissyFitzz 5 years ago

"SPREAD THAT JAM MOMMY! SPREAD IT! Or ill kill daddy and burn down the house. Oh, man does that bread look tasty."

5points

Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 5 years ago

she's the disaster girl from the meme

0points

Who? Me? 5 years ago

The girl be like 'this is human blood Yummmm'

3points

Kennedy Longworth 5 years ago

heee heee hee! MOTHER HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS ACTUALLY IN THAT JAR OF JAM!!

2points

Jasmina Pavlovic 5 years ago

Creepy??? It's probably strawberry jam ...

2points

TY FERGUSON 5 years ago

Me when i make my own waffles at the hotel!

1point

DKS 001 5 years ago

"Um, Priest? Yeah, we need an exorcism over here. This demon girl is craving blood bread."

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

"Mmmmm, kitty liver; my favorite!" "Yes, honey, nice and fresh just how you like it!"

1point

Podunkus 5 years ago

“Is that the blood of my little brother? I want it TOASTED!”

1point

#2

Because Innocence Is Sexier

Final score:

74points

Asy_End

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Bisexual bean 5 years ago

*the frick*

59points

ducks=me 5 years ago

i second that

11points

Maren Walters 5 years ago

I fourth that!

6points

CAELYN MORALES 5 years ago

I fith that!

5points

Ning Ding 5 years ago

*intense breathing noises*

4points

(っ◔◡◔)っ im a domestic weeb 5 years ago (edited)

i sixth that!

2points

Zophra 5 years ago

A child and "sexier" should not be paired together. Ever.

12points

BusLady 5 years ago

I wonder how many pedophiles keep this tucked under their mattress?

10points

kjorn 5 years ago

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4points

ㄚㄩ几丨 5 years ago

911 whats your emergency?

1point

E Menendez 5 years ago (edited)

This was controversial at the time, too.

4points

marlene 5 years ago

what ... the fｕck

3points

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

oh man, i remember that stuff...forgot how podophilic the ads were though

3points

Quit yo jibba jabba 5 years ago

Damn pod lovers! Coming over here loving our pods!

0points

Tami 5 years ago

The shape of the bottle!

2points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

some ads these days on radios can be really bad too

2points

konnarw1 5 years ago

smh... the olden times were really bad... just imagine in 50 years what on how people would think we did mest up adds

2points

#3

What The Heck Is This Even Advertising

Final score:

69points

2763MilesAway

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LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Dude this ad is twice as scarring as 90% percent of the stuff kids will ever encounter on the internet

87points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yeah

5points

Wyatt Richards 5 years ago

have you seen the internet I've seen weirder s**t than that

4points

2763MilesAway (Submission author) 4 years ago

Your comment has more likes then the post XD

0points

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

besides p*rn

-1point

Nevaeh Milton 5 years ago

ewww these ''eyes'' and idk what my kid is watching online

7points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

Oh cool, so now my sleep paralysis demon is famous!

5points

BusLady 5 years ago

Imagine being the child model and seeing this.

3points

Call Me Mars 5 years ago

Why is his teeth in his eyes? I understand the hollowed-out eyes, but your mouth doesn't go that far up.

3points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

It's a filter that puts copies of ur mouth over ur eyes, I used it on myself once and even creeped myself out a bit lol

3points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Judging by the kid's reaction, he's reading an unedited copy of the Necronomicon

2points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

Imma have nightmare from this.

2points

Journey Maze 5 years ago

guys this looks like crowley from supernatural . crowley king of hell .

1point

BoredDragon 5 years ago

What in the actual heck

1point

marlene 5 years ago

... why

1point

#4

Keep Her Where She Belongs...

Final score:

68points

Asy_End

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Joyce Deering 5 years ago

"Keep her where she belongs"....Where? Naked, on the floor, watching shoes? What are they selling? The point here mystifies me.

41points

Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

I don't know about you, but I know that's where I belong

6points

Unified Mosquito 5 years ago

I feel like its an outdated sexist joke about abuse. But whatever you say advertiser.

4points

Bunny Girl 5 years ago

ugh, yeah, same here

3points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

The screen kind of looks like a chromebook's.

1point

Zophra 5 years ago

Where is it she belongs? Naked at the feet of men?

8points

Rachel Grieshop 5 years ago

Yes, I think that wat the ad about

1point

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

I belong in the tub of bleach so I can never see this again.

5points

Brielle DeSenneville Freano 5 years ago

all hale naked women on the floor watching shoes!

5points

Black Panther 5 years ago

Sexism.

3points

Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

Oof. 😳

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

Worshiping at your feet?

2points

Sofia Cohn 5 years ago

Keep her in the closet.

2points

Erik Lawrence 5 years ago

by taking away her shoe?

2points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

Levels of wrong.

1point

#5

I Was Looking At Memes And Found This. I Kinda Feel Like It Belongs Here. It Says “And Still The Villian Pursues Her”.

Final score:

65points

Zelda H.

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Brielle DeSenneville Freano 5 years ago

lol

24points

BusLady 5 years ago

You're at the wrong address, Stork. Try next door, that lady who lives in the shoe.

8points

marlene 5 years ago

IM CRYING LMFAOO

5points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

When a mummy and a stork love each other very much ... which involves an umbrella - don't ask me why, it just does, okay?! Sheesh, I've been dreading this day ...

2points

#6

Spoon

Final score:

64points

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Bisexual bean (Submission author) 5 years ago (edited)

BTW THIS IS NOT MINE ITS FROM RAMEN NOODLE I PUT THAT IN SOURCES BUT ITS NOT MINE

38points

ramen noodle 5 years ago

i couldn't get mine to upload lol

9points

Melanie King 5 years ago

Oh billy, you have an erection? Maybe the school nurse can slap you in the d**k and make it feel better WTF

13points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

For anybody else struggling to read the fine print, here's a clearer copy: 617a3b28cf...7dc90d.png

9points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

"It's a SPOON!"

4points

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

I'm curious now...I'm wondering... was this a huge problem for those school nurses? OMFG!

8points

Alloydog 5 years ago

This is a joke from Viz Comic: https://twitter.com/vizcomic/status/690691425843867649?lang=en

8points

Smitten Kitten 5 years ago (edited)

Loved Viz. The clue is in the address - Fulchester, and of course the absurdity.

1point

Podunkus 5 years ago

Comes in three sizes: teaspoon, tablespoon and soup ladle.

7points

Deson 5 years ago

This has got to be a joke ad right? Look in the lower left the quote says "It's a spoon!"

7points

Viviane 5 years ago

It is. I showed it to my husband and we're both in stitches.

2points

E Menendez 5 years ago

Down boy chastity products - LOL

7points

The Pansexual MELONLORD 5 years ago

But 'School nurses have known for centuries that a sharp blow from a cold spoon is the best way to tame an unwelcome erection' is....

6points

Kennedy Longworth 5 years ago

Lol It's a SPOON!" Mrs.B Essex

5points

SeaShell 5 years ago

I like her

1point

#7

What

Final score:

64points

Little Flame

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Nikki Sevven 5 years ago

"Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Smith! It's a bacon double cheeseburger!"

73points

로희 5 years ago

Well, dang, my children would be chicken pad thai and green tea boba then.

15points

Isaac Kim 5 years ago

"Drat, we were hoping for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese"

3points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

With the cost of two small bush fires!

2points

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

That whole "You are what you eat" thing taken waaaayyyy too far.

7points

Zophra 5 years ago

Pretty sure it doesn't work that way...

5points

Danielle Wigger 5 years ago

your child is what you eat! you eat your child!? kronos and his kids are coming back!! no!!

4points

Nevaeh Milton 5 years ago

this is just disturbing i just cant right now

4points

Full Name 5 years ago

This one makes sense. I think it's an effective ad.

3points

Kennedy Longworth 5 years ago

The. What.

3points

marlene 5 years ago

oh

2points

Janine Hunt-Jackson 5 years ago

All of the ads are sort of creepy

2points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

What.

2points

#8

Cocaine Toothache Drops

Final score:

63points

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Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

Dang cocaine addicts. Always building little houses.

66points

LAP 5 years ago

Haha That's funny

7points

My Name Is Jeff 5 years ago

Take my upvote

3points

Imtiredandiwannagotobed 5 years ago

Low income housing

1point

Nikki Sevven 5 years ago

When I was a kid, my mom had a small glass vial of paregoric. It was a liquid that you smeared on the gums of teething babies. It wasn't until I was an adult that I learned that paregoric is literally an extract of opium. (This wasn't a holdover from the 19th century either. The most modern version of paregoric began production in 1965.)

5points

Rannveig Ess 5 years ago

It's amazing the drugs that were legal back in the day. Cocaine was in a lot of things, even just in plain water, Lithium, a mood stabilizer, was in 7-Up. The Bayer Aspirin company patented and introduced heroin to the public. Morphine was given to cure opium addition. Live and learn -- or have we?

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

I'm, uhh, buying these for my kid.

3points

Petra Christovová 5 years ago

I do not see this ad as weird or disturbing unlike almost every other one in the list .. it is important to understand that at the time cocaine was seemed as miracle anti-pain drug, there were not so much of effective painkillers like today.

3points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

Well, we could say that for almost anything. Arsenic was popular in Victorian times. Doesn't make it less disturbing, surely there must have been side effects.

1point

Eat your veggies KIDS! 5 years ago

Haha

1point

dev mehta 5 years ago

Cocaine drops for 15 cents? Yes please!!!!

1point

Bunny Wood 5 years ago

Before the stupid "War on drugs" got going

1point

Hamilton Lover 5 years ago

Nope

1point

ravn 4 years ago

Goddamn I miss these...

0points

#9

Gee, Dad You Always Get The Best

Final score:

60points

Asy_End

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konnarw1 5 years ago

ok this is kinda messed up because a baby should not be exposed to cigs

24points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yeah

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

So an innocent baby is urging it's dad to smoke. Yeah, Dad, get lung cancer so I can watch you die when you're 50.

2points

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

"Marlboros.....the Daycare break that refreshes. Because we can't hook em' young enough." Ugh.

2points

Viviane 5 years ago

I'm confused. Are you supposed to wean your baby by switching them to cigarettes??

2points

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Second hand lung cancer - thanks Daddy.

1point

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Aw, thanks Daddy. Secondhand smoke - that's the miracle of dying young.

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Have another, Dad! (I don't want to see my entire inheritance go up in smoke.)

1point

Who? Me? 5 years ago

The reason someone sane invented the beloved Phantoms

1point

Zophra 5 years ago

Because a baby is best at promoting cigarettes to adults? Weird.

1point

moose man 4 years ago

im literally in a shitbook rn too (shitbook = chromebook i call it that because theyre so shitty)

0points

#10

This One Does It For Me-

Final score:

59points

Bridget Price

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Sofia Cohn 5 years ago

It reminds me of the Blue Man Group... White Man Group.

34points

Bisexual bean 5 years ago

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Who? Me? 5 years ago

This is how the weeping angels get ready

9points

An Honest Merchant 5 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0 Everyone must suffer like I have suffered

5points

SeaShell 5 years ago

You made me copy that link and watch the video. Now I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life.

1point

Lucille Nicholas 5 years ago

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K?!

4points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Oh gawd. Little Babies Ice Cream. That ad is disturbing yet intriguing to watch.

3points

marlene 5 years ago

hello to u too miss *shakes in boots*

2points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

This was also in a Lazarbeam video

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

But honey - you did say you wanted to improve our sex life.

1point

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

The greasy strangler?! greasy-str...915d80.jpg

1point

Janine Hunt-Jackson 5 years ago

What the heck were they trying to sell?!!

1point

Bridget Price (Submission author) 5 years ago

ice cream XD

4points

#11

Behind Every Woman...theres A Man

Final score:

56points

Ava Musselman

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Torchicachu 5 years ago

its a good comparison tho...

58points

Hannah M 5 years ago

It's creepy, but poignant, and I think it needs to be

19points

NoodleBear 5 years ago

This is actually a good ad, disturbing in the way that it’s supposed to be

15points

BusLady 5 years ago

Nowadays they pose as cute 16 year old boys to trap young girls. What young girl could resist?

8points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

"Hi, Susan." (pulls out the handcuffs)

6points

Bunny Wood 5 years ago

Actually this is a pretty good ad

6points

Black Panther 5 years ago

More PPL should notice about how perv among us is it is full of, wap,horny and those ones (rooms) should be avoided I'm just telling yall 😎👍🏾so be careful

4points

Ava Musselman (Submission author) 5 years ago

it's kind of creepy tho

3points

Aliengirl 4 years ago

Lol that's actually quite accurate

2points

Asia Martin 5 years ago

how people pose online vrs their actual life

2points

#12

Look I'm A Mother

Final score:

51points

Bakugo Katsuki

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A Random Panda 5 years ago

"Look, I'm a mother!" He said while thinking "These people are nuts."

32points

John Doe 5 years ago

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11points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

This kind of makes sense for the realities of the time.... the man used to make all the purchasing decisions but there were still products aimed at women. Guess they decided this was the best way to get the man to empathize with his wife?

6points

Viviane 5 years ago

The copy illustrates the man realizing that his wife works hard, but the washing machine makes her job easier.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Okay, Dad, we get your point. But when is dinner going to be ready?

4points

Zophra 5 years ago

Well at least it gives a nod to the mom's job being just as difficult as the male's job.

4points

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

The ad says that this washer can do a whole week's wash in less than an hour". Really? Three kids and two adults....hum.....I doubt any woman ever believed that part!

4points

CD Mills 5 years ago

Although it's way out of date I think it's kind of cool.

3points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

Thought I read that title wrong

1point

Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

That's creepy!

1point

Zena Marsh 4 years ago

"i wish she'd let me wear her dresses, too.

0points

#13

Banks Hate Women.

Final score:

50points

WilvanderHeijden

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konnarw1 5 years ago

smh... this is wrong in way to many ways...

37points

Mary Tonningsen Premium 5 years ago

Many women today don't realize this, but in 1974, women finally gained the right to get a credit card in their own names with the passage of the Equal Credit Opportunity Act of 1974. The law made credit card companies issue cards to women without a husband’s signature, which gave more women power over their personal finances.

15points

BusLady 5 years ago

My grandmother had all her credit cards in her husband's name, even many years after his death. (ie: Mrs. John Smith.)

4points

Maxey Megrue 5 years ago

Does anyone still ask what the Woman's movement was about?????

14points

Zophra 5 years ago

"We want you to have what you want.' I guess this statement was only intended for males.

5points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

the image is weird too

3points

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

After the divorce, numb nuts, she'll get the house.

1point

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

This has not aged well...

1point

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

"Norman, really, I'm so over your s**t!"

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

God forbid she might want to buy groceries.

1point

Rachel Grieshop 5 years ago

There has been MANY sexist ads

0points

#14

Cellophane (Aka A Baby Suffocater)

Final score:

49points

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Nevaeh Milton 5 years ago

i feel like yall tryin kill these babies

32points

Viviane 5 years ago

Lemme see... cigarettes, soft drinks, cellophane.

9points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Today this ad would spark numerous news reports about dead children and plastic bags.

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

Even bread.

2points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

I hope the people who designed this aren’t/won’t be parents.

1point

#15

Wtf

Final score:

48points

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E Menendez 5 years ago

True today too - it doesn't matter what you look like if you stink like BO

37points

Viviane 5 years ago

Don't I know it. Never should have bought that deodorant off Bowser. I just got crushed by a stampede of Great Danes.

4points

konnarw1 5 years ago

this one is not that bad

4points

NOAH KAMRATH 5 years ago

Just gonna smear some deodorant in my hair, in my eyes, and on my teeth real quick...

2points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Oh come on - we all turn into cavemen/cavewomen at the first whiff of a juicy armpit.

2points

estimaate 5 years ago

why'd the x's over the eye remind me of frank iero though

1point

Rachel Grieshop 5 years ago

Kinda but her features won’t literally ROT AWAY if she uses the wrong deodorant. ?

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Oh, now let's talk about mouthwash...

1point

Podunkus 5 years ago

Since when is basic hygiene and good grooming considered a “charm?”

0points

LegendYak 5 years ago

the WRONG DEODORANT?!?! gasp

0points

A Random Panda 5 years ago

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#16

Sexism A La Carte

Final score:

48points

WilvanderHeijden

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Sofia Cohn 5 years ago

She'll be cooking up some lovely arsenic pie!

49points

Awesome horse lover 5 years ago

Remember the man does the dishes tho!

6points

California Jones 5 years ago

Honestly, as much as I despise sexism and misogyny, it would totally rule if I could get a pretty man to take care of me and all I have to do is cook and clean. I hate working and love to bake. Sounds set.

7points

Lili 5 years ago (edited)

Many people are stay-at-home wife/husband, no problem, if it's how they choose to split responsibilities. If it's a duty automatically placed upon them cuz of gender, then we've got a case here.

1point

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Oh, that's what we're for.

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

How about giving her a divorce?

2points

Podunkus 5 years ago (edited)

BTW, the phrase “that’s what _____ are for” is a signature catchphrase of sociopaths.

2points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

She smiles like Hide the Pain Harold

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

"The sexism is strong in this ad.'

1point

Black Panther 5 years ago

Fresh sexism out of the blender

1point

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

Ugh, gross.

0points

#17

Clothes For "Chubbies"

Final score:

46points

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LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

Eh?? I get having larger size clothing available, but the girl in the pic doesn't look "chubby" at all

47points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

There were also nearly identical ads for "husky" boys.

12points

Nikki Sevven 5 years ago

Clothing manufacturers base their sizing (small, medium, large) on the actual sizes of the population. A medium, in any given year, will fit the average-sized woman. In 1960, the average weight of American women was 140 pounds. In 2020, however, that average has increased to 167 pounds. I'm 5'3" and 130 pounds with a small frame. Most times, even the size small is too large for me. I can't imagine what truly tiny women do. Shop in the little girls' section?

7points

BorPand8 5 years ago

That was "chubby" back in the day. They were much skinnier than people in the US nowadays.

4points

Skylar 5 years ago

Nowadays most people are, sadly, chubby. Before this was considered chubby.

3points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

yeah

3points

sylvanticx 4 years ago

that girl looks like me. i'm really thin for my height. if that's what they call chubby, then they're all going to die of starvation.

2points

Mary Tonningsen Premium 5 years ago

I remember pouring over these ads when I was a kid, hoping my mom would get me some clothes from there! Seeing photos of myself from 'the olden days' shows that I was not chubby, just not as thin as my sister - who was much thinner! I grew up thinking I was fat when I wasn't (until many years later). It's a hard self-image to have growing up. But my sister struggled just as much due to the comments from people and advertisers about being 'skinny'. Mom used to buy me 'diet foods' in the 5th grade and bought my sister special foods to help her gain weight. I learned later in life that one should NOT make comments about other people's body shape or appearance.

6points

BusLady 5 years ago

Your mom meant well, but it left a lasting impression that there was something wrong that needed to be fixed.

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

Tbh, Lane Bryant is a great company that makes attractive clothing in bigger sizes. I remember a time when you couldn't find cute clothes or professional clothing in the larger sizes.

4points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

Its not chubby, just REALISTIC.

2points

SeaShell 5 years ago

You calling me chubby??

2points

marlene 5 years ago

damn if she's "chubby' what am i ...

2points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

that's not really nice to those who need it

2points

konnarw1 5 years ago

tbh this is disturbing wrong and offensive...

1point

Karin Gibson 5 years ago

The sizes we know these days have been altered back in the eighties. A size 16 uk pre chandelier was 28 waist and a 39/40 hip. This is now a size 12.

0points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Well, that was way more polite than “Free for FAF.”

0points

#18

Yes, I Hate It Too

Final score:

45points

Brianna Jones

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konnarw1 5 years ago

smh... this is sexist and it makes it seem like the woman is his slave which is also wrong

46points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

That was the point of the ad. This is why being a feminist is important.

9points

Dreamwolf 5 years ago

Everything about a lot of these old ads were sexist, and some still are smh

8points

Brianna Jones (Submission author) 5 years ago

yep.

5points

sylvanticx 4 years ago

and what does it have to do with ties?

1point

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

This is typical of ads while I was growing up. Is it any wonder we girls' ideas about love and marriage were a bit askew?

6points

BusLady 5 years ago

Here, honey, here's your breakfast. Please don't hit me...

2points

Rachel Whitehall 5 years ago

Why is he wearing a tie in bed???

2points

Bisexual bean 5 years ago

isnt this a tie ad?

2points

Zoila Flores Pena 5 years ago

RUDE!!!!!!

1point

SushiPanda 5 years ago

:(

1point

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

omg, i thought i was the only one to upload my memes and pics like that. glad I'm not alone in this stupid 700 pixel thing

1point

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

I would never buy from this company I'm so angry. Does it still exist?

0points

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

She's planning on dumping that try on his entitled lap.

0points

#19

This One, Though...

Final score:

43points

Jelly the Bean

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ducks=me 5 years ago

tf

18points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

In comparison to a straight razor, a safety razor is "safe enough for a baby to use" is what they're getting at here.

10points

BusLady 5 years ago

Gee, what could possibly go wrong?

4points

meowgie catster 5 years ago

I guess its saying your skin will be smooth as a baby?

1point

Tree 5 years ago

Ah yes, before babies go about their day, they always shave with the WM.R. Burkhard Co shaver.

1point

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

You know babies don’t need to shave...right?

0points

Rachel Grieshop 5 years ago

They don’t even have a beard... usually

0points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

My father had one exactly like that! (He looked exactly like that, too, after he shaved off his Manly Beard!)

0points

Danielle Wigger 5 years ago

WHY?

0points

#20

Reddi Whip Went To Far

Final score:

41points

konnar

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Seabeast 5 years ago

Because nothing says "I love you" quite like hydrogenated palm kernel oil. Top up his life insurance and escort him to an early heart attack!

22points

Lorraine R 5 years ago

You're thinking of Cool whip. Reddi-wip actually is made of cream.

13points

Tami 5 years ago

Nahhh, to really hold on to a guy ya put that stuff somewhere else...

6points

Viviane 5 years ago

I tried it, but it made the handle slippery.

4points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Mmmmm, pie.

4points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

if thats what i need to keep him, its arsenic pie tonight.

1point

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Put the Reddi-wip label on a can of foam glue. That will hold him.

1point

Full Name 5 years ago

There's something else you want to do with that whipped cream if you really wanna keep your man....

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Yeah - and we all know what 'pie' stands for. Need I go there?

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Oh, of course, your husband is going to abandon you for his mistress if you don't buy this product. Younger women today have no idea what a sexist world we older ladies grew up in. Everything was supposed to be for the man's benefit and you better play the game. (ps: I never played the game and it got me in a lot of trouble.)

1point

A Random Panda 5 years ago

So tiny ad cute.

1point

moose man 4 years ago

*looks in my fridge for that can of wip*

0points

#21

Seven Up???

Final score:

40points

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konnarw1 5 years ago

yk giving it to them at such an early age could be harmful...

18points

StrawberryParfait 5 years ago

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BusLady 5 years ago

I guess this ad is to encourage parents to give it to their babies, like wow, I never thought of that.

2points

Zophra 5 years ago

Is this really that much more worse than juice?

2points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

YES! (Natural) juice contains sugar AND nutrition. This is just sugar and water.

-1point

Nevaeh Milton 5 years ago

why would you give your baby soda it has too much acid and kids should wait untill they are at least todlers

2points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

- Because legally, we cannot sell them beer. (damn it!)

1point

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

"Small beer"(low alcohol content) was commonly given to children., but I think that was before the days of the ads above.

0points

ducks=me (Submission author) 5 years ago

i know this is a disturbing ad

1point

ravn 5 years ago

This may be from the time when 7up contained Lithium...I think it was an ingredient until the late 40's. The good old days indeed...

0points

Maren Walters 5 years ago

I thought that was beer for a second I was like they will dye but they will still dye I don’t think they are supposed to be drinking 7up

0points

Mary Tonningsen Premium 5 years ago

That's what my mom always gave up when we had an upset tummy. To this day I can't stand 7-up! Yuck!

0points

Mary Tonningsen Premium 5 years ago

*gave us, not gave up! Altho, a lot of the time mom did just 'give up' on mothering. LOL!

0points

Brielle DeSenneville Freano 5 years ago

ha!

0points

#22

Wtf Skittles?!?

Final score:

40points

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konnarw1 5 years ago

ok that is wrong on so many levels

26points

d e p r e s s e d w e e b 5 years ago

bro it literally scared me right when i scrolled down i saw that creepy thing

7points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

Ah, to be scrolling through this post in the dark and feel that shock.

0points

Ava Musselman 5 years ago

hey its the yogurt guy!

6points

Dreamwolf 5 years ago

This thing: Do you want to buy a Skittle? WELL?? GO ON THEN... DONT BE SHY

3points

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE

3points

Brielle DeSenneville Freano (Submission author) 5 years ago

i am new at this posting stuff

3points

Autumn 5 years ago

Well u succeed in scaring me. But I think that's the point of this post. :)

3points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Skittles ads are trying too hard to be 'edgy' these days

2points

WWE Fan 5 years ago

You can see “it’s” eyeballs I little bit!😱

2points

Brielle DeSenneville Freano (Submission author) 5 years ago

i got some more coming in a sec

2points

David Zhou 4 years ago

five nights at mayonaise's restaurant

1point

#23

Hold Up, What

Final score:

38points

Little Flame

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Ava Musselman 5 years ago

wait, is she only wearing an apron?!

45points

Dreamwolf 5 years ago

Indeed. Because apparently in this ad women are on the same level as pets.

22points

konnarw1 5 years ago (edited)

this is wrong for 3 reasons. it's sexist and well making your wife a slave and brief nudity

7points

California Jones 5 years ago

Nothing wrong with nudity as long as it isn't sexist.

5points

Bored_Eliana 5 years ago

THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST SEXIST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

5points

Jelly the Bean 5 years ago

I read some of the listings to train the wife... the worst one was the last ( It was: Greet you at the door wearing nothing but cellophane wrap) What is wrong with this ad maker? This is awful.

4points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

did you know that older aprons are so fancy because typically, the woman would have to attend the party AND cook the food.

3points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

It’s blurry, but lemme try to make them all out; 1. WHAT? 2. Massage your feet?? 3. Serve you ?? And ?? ?? 4. Sit quietly while you ?? ?? 5. I give up.

2points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

*UPDATE* I found a less blurry one, and the last one written down concerns me. “Stand at the door wearing nothing but cellophane wrap”

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

i'd be curious to read those 5 lessons... must be funny has hell

2points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

It makes sense that lesson #1 would be to marry someone who's into roleplay.

2points

Popcorn Colonel 5 years ago

"Greet you at the door wearing nothing but a cellophane wrap" wtf

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

How to have a Stepford Wife.

2points

Katy McMouse Premium 5 years ago

This HAD to be an ad in Playboy.

2points

#24

Trump!(Really Sorry If You Are Offended Please Let Me Know And I Can Delete It)

Final score:

38points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍

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BusLady 5 years ago

Well, he had 4 years... Buh bye.

30points

Danny Ruiz 4 years ago

Apparently he didn't get the message. He's still here.

1point

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ (Submission author) 5 years ago

LOLOLOL PEOPLE FINALLY DONT HATE ME MAKING TRUMP JOKES

22points

SushiPanda 5 years ago

Why would we ever make fun of you for posting a tRUMP ad?

6points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

MAGA: Make A$$holes Go Away

14points

moose man 4 years ago

assho|es including he himself

0points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

a bunch of peeps unfollowed me cuz they supported trump....................................................................................................................................................................................AINT IT GREAT WHEN THE TRASH TAKES ITSELF OUT!!!

10points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

What trash?

1point

Torchicachu 5 years ago

hey guys type in loser.com in your search bar i think you'll be pleasantly surprised

9points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ (Submission author) 5 years ago

LMAO IT WORKS THAT WAS GREAT

7points

SeaShell 5 years ago

Trump: Wikipedia... How could you....

6points

Mermeow Overlord (they/she) 1 year ago

That's amazing.

0points

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

ahem why would you show me this trash where's your manager?!

0points

NOAH KAMRATH 5 years ago

Thank you, this made my day :D

9points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ (Submission author) 5 years ago

Your welcome!

5points

ShawtyCantComeToThePhone 5 years ago

lol but if people can post trump jokes without being yelled at , people should also be able to make biden jokes too! come on guys, people have different opinions! Pls no downvotes! also trumps eyebrows lmao

8points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ (Submission author) 5 years ago

I agree people should be able to say their beliefs without being yelled at, I only yell at people who try to oppress peoples opinions and beliefs

6points

Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

There's a difference between "having different opinions" & choosing to support a racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, rapist who spreads dangerous misinformation & incites violence for his own gain. Trump & his supporters deserve to be jailed.

3points

ShawtyCantComeToThePhone 5 years ago

@sleazyweaver I don't support him as a person! he's a creepy old man. But as a president, he did do a lot for our country's economy. Thats a fact no matter your opinion! I don't support him, I'm independent, but even if i did, no attacking please!!!

0points

Zelda H. 5 years ago

Bruh this is a masterpiece

7points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ (Submission author) 5 years ago

Yes, I’m just proud people like my jokes

6points

John Topper 4 years ago

Maybe rephrase it as "If you're offended, let me know so I can leave it and think you're an idiot."

5points

A Dumbo Octopus 5 years ago

His yt ads are even worse...The thumbnails are s**t

4points

#25

Pooping Tutorial For Unicorns

Final score:

37points

로희

POST

Jelly the Bean 5 years ago

Oh my gosh, I've seen this one!!! After the unicorn poops, he gives it to the children in ice cream cones (with toilet paper as napkins). It's really cringy.

28points

Katy McMouse Premium 5 years ago

No. Freakin. Way. You can't be serious...

10points

Xenia Granados 5 years ago

And I love it

10points

ravn 5 years ago

By "cringy" I assume you mean "f*****g hilarious" ;)

5points

Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

It's not cringy, it's ironic. It doesn't take itself seriously. I think it's hilarious.

5points

BusLady 5 years ago

Is is rainbow flavored?

3points

A Dumbo Octopus 5 years ago

Somehow they make poop jokes without ever mentioning poop at all. It's impressive, really

2points

tangy chip 5 years ago

i remember this!

2points

Danielle Wigger 5 years ago

the ice cream is poop

2points

giraffescupcakesandlove 4 years ago

A SQUATTY POTTY!!!! I'VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE ITS AMAZING

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Johnny Depp in one of his earlier ads.

1point

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

https://www.squattypotty.com/ still available for your viewing delight

1point

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q for the unicorn poo

1point

Cora Gregory 5 years ago

this is my favorite

1point

Brielle DeSenneville Freano 5 years ago

gross. just gross.

1point

elia 84631 4 years ago

Very good marketing

0points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

:DDDDD

0points

#26

The Mchole

Final score:

36points

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konnarw1 5 years ago

this is only wrong if you think about it.

28points

Jelly the Bean 5 years ago

true true

5points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

good point (sorry for deleted comment, i accidently posted twice) \

0points

Rannveig Ess 5 years ago

Considering there were also many other photos or graphics they could have paired with this, I think they WANTED you to think about it. ("McHole" ...LOL well done :))

0points

2763MilesAway 5 years ago

my what now

5points

kjorn 5 years ago

what's wrong about stuffing your snack hole? :-)

2points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

I guess a lot of people were poking these into their eyes, so we needed this instructional poster.

2points

Unified Mosquito 5 years ago

Shouldn't it be called a McSnack Wrap?

1point

Ava Musselman 5 years ago

uuuuuuh they could have just called it your mouth BrUH

1point

GoodCatto 4 years ago

MY DIRTY MIND HAS BEEN GOING PLACES ON THIS POST

0points

Black Panther 5 years ago

IDGI (I Don't Get It)

0points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

A misguided attempt to appeal to the younger demographic

0points

#27

This Is A Ad For Cereal.....

Final score:

35points

Trinity

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JURNI MARTIN 5 years ago

..i suddenly hate cereal

23points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Perfect! I can't compete! got my vote.

3points

Black Panther 5 years ago

Cereal killer Pennywise

6points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

Hahahaha I didn't even think that!

1point

KATELYN BERRYMAN 5 years ago

no more cereal for me!

6points

Daune Jaimes Diaz Premium 5 years ago

Tim Curry is the best Pennywise

4points

BoredPanda is awesome 5 years ago

I think I'm not eating any more cereal now

4points

Rory Ell 5 years ago

why is old pennywise selling cearal

3points

SeaShell 5 years ago

Cause he wanted to get the children here...

2points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

Idk..... CEREAL KILLER!?!?!?

2points

Charlie Doodles 5 years ago

This isn’t the real ad though....someone’s changed the face to Pennywise’s (played by Tim Curry in Stephen King’s IT, 1990)...the original clown from the ad is MUCH more terrifying

2points

that one girl who cant shut up (Submission author) 5 years ago

oh wow thats terrifying...

1point

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

...Brought to you by Nickel Wise, the dancing clown! (Animaniacs reboot reference if you get it)

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Product placement for Post.

2points

#28

They're Young... They're In Love...

Final score:

35points

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Naomi 5 years ago (edited)

what does lard have to do with love

32points

Roselyn Park 5 years ago (edited)

I suddenly imagined Tina Turner belting out “What’s Lard got to do, got to do with it?” 😳

20points

Bunny Wood 5 years ago

Aha-well if you have to ask...

6points

ravn 5 years ago

Many many things, if you have an open-minded partner and an imagination...

4points

Bisexual bean 5 years ago

what does lard not have to do with love? lol

4points

Smitten Kitten 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

What's lard?

1point

Danny Ruiz 4 years ago

Lard does lead to Lard-Ass.

0points

Biana Vacker 5 years ago

trans fat, bringing couples together since 1957

3points

Karin Gibson 5 years ago

Lard isn't a trans fat

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

Not for long.. Can we spell "hardened arteries?"

2points

Black Panther 5 years ago

Lard??????????idk what it is I'm vegitarian

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Pig fat. It's gross.

2points

Podunkus 5 years ago

🤢. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

2points

Cora Gregory 5 years ago

uh...

2points

Cynthia Humphreys 5 years ago

Young? Try early forties. I guess eating lard makes one age faster.

2points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

ewwww

1point

Quit yo jibba jabba 5 years ago

This is from Viz back when it was funny.

1point

ravn 5 years ago

I can see being young and in love and listening to Lard...

1point

#29

Scotch Tape

Final score:

30points

POST

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

That is a lovely and festive way to display a severed head.

55points

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

I actually used this product when I was in school. However, my head was not severed. lol

7points

Gin Marie 5 years ago

As one does.

5points

BusLady 5 years ago

With an unusually long neck.

2points

Nevaeh Milton 5 years ago

i love coming over to my favorite grannys house at xmas and seeing this in the middle of the table

5points

Aarohan Jai Anand 5 years ago

oh no

2points

ducks=me 5 years ago

oh no oh no no no no no

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Why would a grown ass woman want to be a "doll"?

1point

Cora Gregory 5 years ago

AAAAAUGH

1point

Katy McMouse Premium 5 years ago

I'm so confused...

1point

Katy McMouse Premium 5 years ago

Never mind. I understand now.

1point

LAP 5 years ago

She sure had a long ndck

1point

#30

Chin Reducer...?

Final score:

30points

LegendYak

POST

Bunny Girl 5 years ago

Hmmm, it could work tho lol

7points

Rachel Grieshop 5 years ago

I think that would actually work. In the Victorian era, women wore corsets to slim their waists and it actually worked. So idk 🤷‍♀️

3points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

hmm.. i want this just to see how it works

1point

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

You puul it and could probably break your chin

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

But who wants to go around all day wearing that?

1point

Ava Musselman 5 years ago

Ok, this is just sad

1point

#31

Who Wouldn't Want To Receive A Potato With Someone's Face On It For Their Birthday

Final score:

30points

POST

Cora Gregory 5 years ago

I waaaaant one!

26points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

This one looks like it has bugs in the box. EwwBugs-60...b35c33.jpg

1point

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

FOR CHRISTMAS ALL I WANT ARE 30 OF THESE WITH KEYBOARD CAT ON THEM

2points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

I have literally seen this so many times on BP!!!

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

The middle one: let the potato sit around a while, and that guy will start growing dreadlocks.

1point

NightmaresNope 3 years ago

Wh... uh... HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

0points

moose man 4 years ago

my dog wants one

0points

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

put a kawaii face on it,mwah!

0points

ravn 5 years ago

I will own the holiday gift-giving season this year!!

0points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

Oh yeah, I saw that ad. My first thought was... WHAT

0points

#32

Happy, Drunk, Anthropomorphic Zebras In Love...

Final score:

26points

Luther von Wolfen

POST

Brielle DeSenneville Freano 5 years ago

hahaha

11points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

This is so grainy.

2points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Bojack Horseman is not amused.

2points

Rachel Grieshop 5 years ago

It’s cute 😢

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Even Zebras Support Sexist! Buy some more Sexism today!

1point

Stimpy 5 years ago

What is supposed to be weird or "disturbing" about this?

1point

Luther von Wolfen (Submission author) 5 years ago

I was going for weird over disturbing and I personally think that zebras in formal wear shilling booze is a bit weird. Zebras are much more business casual.

1point

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I can see an ad like this being very popular in 'Zootopia'

1point

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

Yes, but are the zebras of legal drinking age? =P Just silly.

1point

#33

The What Lady

Final score:

26points

jonnotheGOAT

POST

Among Us 5 years ago

Hey look it's the The. What. meme lady!

23points

Erik Lawrence 5 years ago

hey look, thats the title. great job.

6points

Full Name 5 years ago

I see this one all the time in Canada.

0points

HufflepuffPanda 5 years ago

The. What.

0points

Bisexual bean 5 years ago

?

0points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

They turned her picture into a meme on various sites.

1point

#34

Does This Fit In This Post?

Final score:

26points

BoredPanda is awesome

POST

Katy McMouse Premium 5 years ago

I actually saw this once, coming home from a busy night of drinking. I wasn't sure if I hallucinated it or not until I saw it again, but sober.

31points

Vada Voo 5 years ago

Their home office is in Atlanta and this and others were all over GA. There were some single cows standing on buildings holding signs and others of them peeking over billboards. They look even more real from the car. I loved them.

7points

JURNI MARTIN 5 years ago

were i live we have billboards like that. actually that one to be specific

3points

NOAH KAMRATH 5 years ago

I also saw this one

1point

BoredPanda is awesome (Submission author) 5 years ago

oh, I would have thought I hallucinated it too

1point

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

It doesn't really fit but its really funny, so it basically does lol

1point

BoredPanda is awesome (Submission author) 5 years ago

yeah

0points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

I think this owes a lot to Gary Larsen

1point

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

umm.. sorry to bother you crazed cows, but im pescatarian. I think I'll stick to my soy protein patties thank you.

0points

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

Absolutely funny and charming. Love da cows!

0points

John Tatro 5 years ago

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I've seen several.

0points

#35

Duracell Batteries

Final score:

26points

Roxy

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Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Ugh, the Puttermans...Creepy battery-powered people. I wonder if the 'uncanny valley' look was intentional

17points

the child 5 years ago

Oh look it's the Dursleys

2points

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Botox works. These folks are 100 years old.

0points

John Tatro 5 years ago

ive seen the hole cammershall i never sleped adain

0points

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Beware of face lifts. These people are all over 100.

0points

Sarah Young 5 years ago

Thanks for making me remember this ad.

0points

Charlotte D. 5 years ago

the frik

0points

#36

Big Gay Ice Cream™️

Final score:

25points

ava :)

POST

Corey Smith 5 years ago

Is this a campaign commercial? What the hell is going on here?

19points

Joyce Deering 5 years ago

I have no idea, Corey Smith.

6points

Storm Anne 5 years ago

its not that bad actually. gay used to mean happy

3points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

Apparently nobody knows that anymore.

2points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

Big gay ice cream sounds... good?

2points

marlene 5 years ago

my kind of ice cream

2points

(Submission author) 5 years ago

yeah

0points

California Jones 5 years ago

Yumm

2points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ 5 years ago

Taste the rainbow 🌈

1point

Unified Mosquito 5 years ago

I have some concerns about the direction of US politics.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Now I know Judge Judy's last name.

1point

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

where is big pan ice cream

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

LOOK ITS ME- big gay ice cream

0points

#37

Oh My

Final score:

24points

TinyFlame

POST

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

i...dont understand....

22points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Yeah, me neither. Seems kind of random and contextless. What does taking heroin have to do with watching TV?

11points

cassiushumanmother 5 years ago (edited)

I explained it below because someone was downvoted for nothing "The lego add is about innapropriate things on TV that your child will not see if he's playing lego rather than watching TV." That's pretty clear for me, i'm french.

3points

Bunny Girl 5 years ago

Yeah, what does this have to do with lego shows? I am confused...

3points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Buys the little starter-kit. "Daddy, I love this stuff. I want a bigger set!" Buys the bigger set. "Daddy, I need the really huge set now!" Goes out and buys a f**k ton of Lego. "More! I need more! Mortgage the house! Sell grandma! I WANT MORE LEGO!!!"

7points

SeaShell 5 years ago

No! Not grandma!

3points

Zophra 5 years ago

Well that escalated very quickly from tv watching...

6points

konnarw1 5 years ago

yep i am no longer using my imagination to build worlds with legos because of this

6points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Because you take heroin? Or because you watch TV? Can't tell from the context...

2points

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

legos went dark

4points

Wyatt Richards 5 years ago

because of the blurring I thought he was jerking of in the streets then I noticed the belt

3points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

I'm wondering if this is some kind of weird parody ad. I don't think Lego would go this dark

2points

I love the 80’s 5 years ago

Most people see an image, assume it's real and don't consider that it may be a parody.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Legos felt that their sales were threatened by kids watching tv? Here in the internet age, Legos still sell very well.

1point

Bisexual bean 5 years ago

the f**k is going on here

1point

Forty-Two 5 years ago

heroin

0points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ 5 years ago

Ima be honest at first I though he was trying to kill himself by cutting his vain with a lego *cough* I definitely didn’t try that before *cough*...

0points

#38

These Always Freak Me Out...

Final score:

23points

Fancy chicken nugget

POST

Danielle Wigger 5 years ago

...

16points

d e p r e s s e d w e e b 5 years ago

same

9points

Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

My mum: what does this picture mean to you? Younger me: BaCtErIa?

2points

Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 5 years ago

wth are they HAPPY to be eaten??? it's like laughing merrily while someone is murdering you...

2points

Bunny Girl 5 years ago

tf

2points

kjorn 5 years ago

this is a girl fantasy toyland right?

2points

Storm Anne 5 years ago

its a gummy worm ad

1point

NoodleBear 5 years ago

I actually like these ads 😂

2points

LegendYak 5 years ago

what even...

2points

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

OH MY GOODNESS THIS ONE HAS POSSIBLE BRAIN DAMAGE Screenshot...b403dc.png

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

Trolliii trolliiii I love these

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

What is this?

1point

#39

Sage Advice?

Final score:

22points

POST

Cynthia Humphreys 5 years ago

What in the living hell?

23points

SushiPanda 5 years ago

I know right......

5points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Yes, she'll follow you anywhere - to smack some sense into your stupid face.

6points

Charlotte D. 5 years ago

blow in her face and she'll run away screaming

5points

Naomi 5 years ago

I'm not following anybody who blows smoke in my face

3points

Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

Oh she'll follow you alright... She'll chase you down with a knife!

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Oh, I will (cough cough) follow you anywhere, dear.

2points

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Grave mistake.

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

I've run out of fun on this theme. These (not-so-old) sexist ads are breath-takingly awful!!

1point

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

The gross misogyny is a really easy way to find something that fits the category. In recent decades it's gotten slightly less blatant. Another low-hanging fruit would be racist ads from the early 20th century, but those haven't showed up here.

1point

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

big b**b's?

0points

a Minecraft girl 4 years ago

Blow In my face and I’ll punch that creep

0points

#40

Nap Time!

Final score:

20points

Mel The Axolotl

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Melanie King (Submission author) 5 years ago

Btw i know this wasnt real it was just a joke but it was still funny :)

20points

Melanie King (Submission author) 5 years ago

(Also for anyone who hasnt seen it, its just a bottle of chloroform)

10points

SeaShell 5 years ago

Exactly how I sleep. This ad knows me so well.

1point

NOAH KAMRATH 5 years ago

did she just freakin kill him with bleach!?

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

I f*****g love this one

0points

John Tatro 5 years ago

i love that vid its so funny

0points

ㄚㄩ几丨 5 years ago

"Timmy, its time for bed....."

0points

Stimpy 5 years ago

All i see is just two people on a couch...

0points

Hamdhaan Hassan 5 years ago

this wasnt an advertisement.. it was a funny video on facebook

0points

#41

Movie Ad?

Final score:

20points

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Viviane 5 years ago

This is what becomes of babies who are given cigarettes, soft drinks, razors, and then wrapped in cellophane.

58points

BusLady 5 years ago

Oh, don't forget the big juicy hamburger.

5points

Call Me Mars 5 years ago

I couldn't stop laughing at your comment!

5points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Well-played, Viviane. Well-played!

3points

Tanner Wright 5 years ago

Hello nightmares.

5points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

WHO ARE THIS MONSTROSY'S PARENTS?? ULTRON AND CHUCKY OR WHAT??

1point

GoodCatto 4 years ago

help me

0points

John Tatro 5 years ago

PS3 ad

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

What movie is this from? Asking for myself, because I don't want to see it.

0points

Naomi (Submission author) 5 years ago

first ps3 add

0points

Cora Gregory 5 years ago

I'm screaming

0points

Adam Belaire 5 years ago

Pretty sure this was a Playstation add, for PS3 I believe.

0points

Stimpy 5 years ago

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#42

Well... Okay Then

Final score:

20points

Little Lark

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Imtiredandiwannagotobed 5 years ago

What’s wrong with this post: IM IN THIS POST AND I DONT LIKE IT

17points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ 5 years ago

No my phone is keeping me stuck in the bathroom

2points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Mixed marriages have a special set of challenges. He's a human, she's a painted sign... will it ever work?

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Watch out, that lady on his right is going to steal your husband while you are trying to take a poop.

2points

SimplySarcastic40 4 years ago

if you had chronic constipation wouldn't you be IN the photo instead of the bathroom? maybe the pic would better describe chronic diarrhea

1point

Little Lark (Submission author) 5 years ago

I also got an ad for prosthetic eyeballs, in German, I think. Didn't take a screenshot of it, though. :(

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

He still seems happy enough. Guess he loves her for what she is: Cardboard.

1point

Podunkus 5 years ago

Well, what is the answer? Don’t just leave me hangin’ there!

1point

moose man 4 years ago

wheres the X? i always press the X and choose "ad was inapropriate" even if it was just a google ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad ad adception

0points

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Yup. That's me. IBS

0points

Rannveig Ess (don't / care)

#43

Yep, They Used To Suggest You Use It "There", Too

Final score:

20points

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Bisexual bean 5 years ago (edited)

ACTUAL THING::::: woman used to spray lysol in their vaginas

5points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

Oh FRICK FRICKITY FRICK!!

1point

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

"Mommy, what doesn't Daddy f**k you anymore?"

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

Mom to daughter: I'm sorry dear, I knew I should have used Lysol "down there."

4points

ROLLOW ARLIN 2 years ago

l drank it like the 45th said and it did kill my covid. Thanks D T . Can you teach me how to talk again ?

-1point

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Lysol, hoping for a good lawyer.

2points

Brandy Grote 5 years ago

Lysol as a douche. Yikes.

1point

Avery Jones 5 years ago

My THERE hurts just thinking about it

1point

SeaShell 5 years ago

Lysol... And I thought you saved people from covid....

1point

Edie Hicks 5 years ago

that ones downright disgusting.

1point

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Lysol: more romance before vaginal cancer.

1point

BG 5 years ago

Lysol was originally a feminine hygiene product.

0points

#44

I Don't Think I'll Be Buying This Soap

Final score:

19points

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Daria Z 5 years ago

Looks like a horror movie poster.

20points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

IKR

0points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Too many children have died this way.

3points

SushiPanda 5 years ago

WTF

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

The kid really doesn't want to take that bath.

2points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

I have so many questions.

1point

Kenna Cook 5 years ago

why WOULD you buy a soap with this poster?!?!?

1point

jonnotheGOAT 5 years ago

uh nonononononononoooo

1point

Tweelia Tweelia 5 years ago

Don't throw the baby out with the bath-water?

0points

Alejandro The Great 5 years ago

hol up tf just happened

0points

Lynn Greene 5 years ago

Slippery kid.

0points

#45

I Am Scarred For Life Now And You Should Be Too

Final score:

19points

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Call Me Mars 5 years ago

I love how this comes after the tapeworms ad.

22points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Damn! Difficult decision: This - or the tape worms?

3points

SeaShell 5 years ago

I'll have to say this one. The face is so creepy

1point

The Pansexual MELONLORD 5 years ago

D:

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

1 1/2 million bottles sold last year? This jump started the obesity problem?

2points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Back then, fat children were seen as healthy. Especially since this was before cheap and fattening food was widely available.

1point

John Tatro 5 years ago

he at his parents and stole the tape worms

1point

ravn 5 years ago

They nailed the "tasteless" part, there is no doubt...

1point

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

Netflix and Tasteless Chill?

1point

elia 84631 4 years ago

If Adult Swim created peppa pig

0points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

i am scarred for life now. thanks a lot.

0points

#46

This Is Wrong On So Many Levels

Final score:

17points

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The Pansexual MELONLORD 5 years ago

No ill effects! Friends for a fair form! No diet, no baths, no exercise! And definitely NO DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

22points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Because a hideous death is nothing compared with looking forever slim.

6points

Seabeast 5 years ago

There was an episode of Untold Stories Of The ER in which a teenage beauty pageant hopeful is brought in with painful cramps that turn out to be tapeworms. Her dim bulb mother fed her the eggs. When confronted she said "But I didn't feed my daughter tapeworms! I just fed her some itty bitty tapeworm eggs!"

3points

kjorn 5 years ago

animals and humanity need fat... what they don't need it's sugar

3points

BusLady 5 years ago

Gee, that lady is sooooo fat. I suspect that W.T. Bridge is a quack.

2points

hanginwithmygnomies 3 years ago (edited)

Mmmm, i do love me some tapeworms

1point

SeaShell 5 years ago

No baths: And be the smelliest person on Earth? No way

1point

Naomi 5 years ago

🤢🤮

1point

Carson R Ibach 5 years ago

nononononononononononono

1point

NOAH KAMRATH 5 years ago

I still would never like having a tapeworm

1point

elia 84631 4 years ago

The vintage equivalent of superfoods

0points

#47

fear Intensifies

*fear Intensifies*

Final score:

17points

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Ged Maybury 5 years ago

"You too can be this pig! Write NOW for the free starter-pack!"

12points

Black Panther 5 years ago

Oh Frick no 😂😂😂😂😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

2points

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

omnisexual

0points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

no-

0points

Edie Hicks 5 years ago

icky

0points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

No, No, No!

0points

Full Name 5 years ago

This IS where you bacon comes from. Don't like the truth? Don't eat it.

0points

NOAH KAMRATH 5 years ago

The effect of #47

0points

Charlotte D. 5 years ago

ummmmm

0points

#48

The Song Does It For Me.

Final score:

16points

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Doggo 5 years ago

i can hear the *crunch* AHHH

22points

pansexualandproud 5 years ago

same!

1point

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

And that’s why IIIII love nestly crunch!

1point

The one and only 5 years ago

nEsTlE CRUNCH

0points

Stimpy 5 years ago

Guy with chocolate bar. How weird

0points

Just A Zelda Fan 5 years ago

It is a Nestle crunch add, and basically there is a kid singing a song and then plays a disturbing crunch noise at the end.

0points

Katy McMouse Premium 5 years ago

Isn't that the "I see ghosts" kid?

0points

Brielle DeSenneville Freano (Submission author) 5 years ago

i think i might post daily

0points

Ava Musselman 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

konnarw1 5 years ago

not bad.

0points

#49

This Is A Real Ad That Air'd Not A Meme

Final score:

15points

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Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

Pretty sure Quiznos got the RatherGood guy to make this due to the popularity of his "We Like the Moon" video.

7points

Kerfuzzle 5 years ago

it was, my teacher was obsessed with annoying videos and this was one of his favorites

1point

Jesus 4 years ago

raving rabbids!

1point

SimplySarcastic40 5 years ago

that was a case of "the client is always right" #smdh...

1point

kjorn 5 years ago

who thinks it was a good idea?

1point

Corey MaMo 5 years ago

the was the best idea!

1point

#50

“All His Patients Die”

Final score:

14points

Gretchen

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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Sounds like a good doctor, then!

11points

SeaShell 5 years ago (edited)

But I don't wanna die yet...

2points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago (edited)

its an exterminator guys! chill k.. (im serious btw)

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

:| Thanks, we know. We're just joking.

2points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

Zoidberg?

0points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

I thought 049 was the one who killed all there patients?

0points

The real me 4 years ago

Artic fox lover took the words straight out of my mouth!

0points

Arctic Fox Lover is Back!

#51

I Threw Up A Little

Final score:

14points

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Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

I didn't know Zootopia got a sequel.

15points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

This is also a sequel to Cats. Now they made Giraffes and Ostriches (or emus, I can't really tell).

4points

Arctic Fox Lover (Submission author) 5 years ago

Link to the ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIXKSALkiO0

3points

hanginwithmygnomies 3 years ago (edited)

Oh my gosh, I watched this, and this was a video that played after: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsmnSzN_oec

1point

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

i am speechless. i will bleach my eyes. i will slice my brain. i vow to never say anything else as long a i live. i am forever changed.

2points

ProffessorChaos 4 years ago

What is this an ad for?

1point

Brielle DeSenneville Freano 5 years ago

ewwwww

1point

SaltyFØxx 4 years ago

No. the giraffe. just no.

0points

Unified Mosquito 5 years ago

I threw up a lot

0points

Levi Baker 5 years ago

Good Lord

0points

Arctic Fox Lover (Submission author) 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#52

I'm Scared Now

Final score:

13points

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Baron Simone Von Bianco 5 years ago

The only ad using a young Hannibal Lecter. Now I know why he is so fond of canned vegetables, like "fava beans".

20points

Bella Jones 5 years ago

Sorry, Simone - they're not fava beans.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Must be the brother of the girl with the jelly on bread.

4points

The Pansexual MELONLORD 5 years ago

That kid...

4points

Naomi 5 years ago

yea I'm ok

3points

kjorn 5 years ago

more reason to hate green beans

2points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Desperately she tried, for years, to get him to grow a body.

2points

Seabeast 5 years ago

Looks like green macaroni.

1point

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

GASP AND THE PORK BEANS RECIPE

0points

The real me 4 years ago

More like finest cut neck

0points

Unified Mosquito 5 years ago

Chucky 9: The Vegetables of Horror

0points

(っ◔◡◔)っ im a domestic weeb

#53

Yeah A ''new Home''

Final score:

13points

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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

That guy's got quite the booty.

3points

SeaShell 5 years ago

🤣🤣

2points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

The facial expression of both people are creepy. The guy seems to be enjoying this way too much.

2points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

Let us cure the dirty mind.

2points

Brielle DeSenneville Freano 5 years ago

painful

2points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

What are you doing step-bro!?

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

Cruel embroidery replaced crewel embroidery at some point in the mid 19th century.

1point

#54

Hey Pandas! Is It Always Illegal To Kill A Woman?!

Final score:

12points

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kjorn 5 years ago

if you're rich and white it seems like you have a chance

23points

Full Name 5 years ago

Yeah, just ask OJ Simpson. Wait....

6points

Paul Harris 5 years ago

Depends how much money and connections you have.

1point

Carson R Ibach 5 years ago

wait isn't illegal to kill anyone?

0points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Harass her to death at the office - or do it at home? It's tough being a sociopath these days.

-2points

#55

'stay Young The Vampire Way...' Drink Your Human Juice, People!

Final score:

12points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Fake, Vampires have red eyes.

15points

Bella Jones 5 years ago

Like the woman in the picture?

2points

Ged Maybury 5 years ago

Seems legit.

2points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

But, but, what if the blood is A+ ?

1point

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

... I have questions

0points

Edie Hicks 5 years ago

OMFG!

0points

#56

Ice Cream Ad Gone Wrong

Final score:

11points

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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Just like the one about "DO you know what your kid is watching on the internet right now?"

18points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

Lovecraftian ice-cream?

0points

Podunkus 5 years ago

Must be an ad for The Sandman. The Corinthian approves! 926ECDD5-8...f-jpeg.jpg

0points

#57

Found Here On Bored Panda

Final score:

11points

Zelda H.

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Edie Hicks 5 years ago

I can't look at anymore sickening s**t

7points

Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

I've gotten this ad so often I almost scrolled past.

1point

Luna Wolfblood 4 years ago

Bored panda has the weirdest ads and that's why I use the app. This is not an ad

0points

The real me 4 years ago

*puke*

0points

#58

That's Why Iiiii Love Nestly Crunch!

Final score:

10points

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konnarw1 5 years ago

XD

5points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Nestle*

1point

#59

I Don't Think I'll Ever Eat Pistachios Again

Final score:

10points

NOAH KAMRATH

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Storm Anne 5 years ago

did you notice his head is the shell? *evil laughs*

7points

SeaShell 5 years ago

The eagle looks so unimpressed

1point

GoodCatto 4 years ago

Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

0points

Naomi 5 years ago

why just why

0points

#60

I'm Not Sure What This Is For (Maybe A Bidet?), But They Really Made A Statement

Final score:

9points

ruthenium the ruther

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Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

I get a similar ad here pretty often.

8points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

its not like we can anymore. WELCOME TO 2020 FOLKS

2points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈 5 years ago

At first, I thought it was the actual ad.

1point

Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/ 5 years ago

OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS FOR REAL I KEEP SEEING THAT AND ONE OTHER LMFAO

1point

Charlotte D. 5 years ago

i for real thought that was the actual ad i get those all the time xddddd

1point

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

I SAW THAT TOO OMG

0points

(Fake)BoredPandaIsAwesome 5 years ago

haha lol. I am looking at that right now. The add right on the side

0points

Imposmate 5 years ago

i thought this was real

0points

Levi Baker 5 years ago

THIS KEEPS POPPING UP ON BP FOR ME

0points

#61

Kids Shouldn't Watch Too Much TV...

Final score:

9points

Nia

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Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

I wanna know what the makers of these ads be watchin....

4points

SeaShell 5 years ago

What is wrong with these ads

1point

I love the 80’s 5 years ago

Umm, it's a parody.

0points

#62

Sooooooo.... Bad Parent?

Final score:

8points

TY FERGUSON

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TY FERGUSON (Submission author) 5 years ago

Guess, the child labor laws hadn't been installed yet?

6points

#63

I’m Sorry, What??

Final score:

8points

🧈Beanie the Dog🧈

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SeaShell 5 years ago

So is it safe or not?

5points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

"You may need one only once in your lifetime." because you're gonna shoot yourself, and your lifetime will end after that.

3points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

Just like it's possible to not eat for the rest of your life.

2points

#64

Old Racist Soap Advert

Final score:

5points

Grant Barke

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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Oh my lord-

11points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

BP, could y'all censor the N word?

3points

ShawtyCantComeToThePhone 5 years ago

different skin colors are so beautiful, Literally why?????

5points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

to maker of this ad------- lock.your.doors.

3points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

I'm black. I'm scared.

2points

Kelley Clough Mountain 4 years ago

Holy s**t.

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

no-

1point

Jack Holt 5 years ago

Vile...

1point

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

I'm sure the blurred part is black but ight

0points

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

yea I'm staying brown

0points

#65

1950s Las Vegas. Witness The Power Of The Atomic Bomb For A Mere $3.

Final score:

4points

Grant Barke

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The real me 4 years ago

Welcome to the greatest game show..... BE AN IDIOT AND PAY # DOLLARS FOR YOUR DEATH!!!!!!

4points

️‍️‍️Trans gay boy️‍️️‍ 5 years ago

Damn they be bombin the world! Monday-Saturday

1point

#66

How Could You Be So Rude To The Queen

Final score:

2points

SeaShell

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#67

Those Anti-Vape Ads, Though.

Final score:

1point

ProbablyIsaac

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Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

i love this ad. its adorable. dont judge me

5points

angie but who cares 4 years ago

what about the part where he dies gruesomley

4points

have a cow, man🤪 4 years ago

omg this ad terrafied me!

1point

SushiPanda 5 years ago

meh

1point

moose man 4 years ago

these ads suck. why do they exist. make better ads or make no ads at all

0points

#68

I Heard Of Two Left Feet...

Final score:

1point

Jasmine Walker

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Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

wheres the ring tho??

4points

Jasmine Walker (Submission author) 4 years ago

Oh it's there!

2points

#69

She Always Scares Me.

Final score:

1point

Brandy Grote

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The one and only 4 years ago

👁️ 👄

4points

Kian Ponda 1 year ago

cyclops

0points

LazyPandaOreo 4 years ago

phft

0points

Yea Imma Cat Butt 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points