Someone Asked Our Community To Share The Funniest Gifts They Gave Or Received This Holiday Season, 45 Delivered
The holidays are a great time to show how much you care by giving the perfect gifts to your loved one. But, come on, that's boring. I asked dear pandas of our community to show us the wackiest, most horrifying, most scandalous, most memorable, most FUN gifts they received at the end of 2022.
Fair to say, the submissions did not disappoint at all.
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My Son Showed Myself And His Stepdad Some Love This Christmas!
They would be great gifts! My husband is his stepdad and he loves his.
Load More Replies...It is completely fine to receive funny gifts from relatives, friends, and family. In fact, receiving a funny gift can be a great way to show that the giver was thinking about the recipient and wanted to bring a smile to their face.
Funny gifts can be a way for the giver to show their sense of humor and to make the recipient laugh. They can also be a way to lighten the mood and add a touch of levity to a potentially stressful situation.
My Mom Got This For My Dad After He Crashed His Bike For The Third Time This Year
Yes, helmets (and cars) give up their lives for us so they need to be replaced!
Load More Replies...Reminds me of when i was cycling at a really good speed, i needed to turn right, but miscalculated and hit the stone seperation the road from grass. Damn bike ended on top of me and i were bleeding a little here and there. I called my wife to pick me up, since my tire were flat, while i waited, i went in to get a softice nearby and those weren't even cold enough, so i had a half frozen softice too. Not my best day.
LOL! Exactly what I asked after my crash. Yes, it was (just some cosmetic damage) and so was I. I was prepared (fully geared up for a cold, wet, dark ride) and also extremely lucky. Had to buy a new helmet but worth it to keep my head and face intact. I miss biking.
The Greatest Gift Of All... I'm Naming Him Bob
Additionally, funny gifts can be a way for the giver to show their affection and appreciation for the recipient. Even if the gift itself is not particularly valuable or useful, the thought and effort that went into finding and giving it can be a meaningful and touching gesture.
I Got Dieter
The question is not whom is good, but how good thy are.
Load More Replies...Pronounced “deet-er” :) don’t make the same mistake I did and think they named their dog diet-er cause it definitely took me a few mins 😅
Load More Replies...Love My New Socks!
I have a sister in law, nicknamed Birdlegs, these would be perfect for. Even her license plate Birdlegs.
I was given a pair of these from a work colleague who calls me crazy chicken lady...
I have these exact same socks!! Super comfy. Also, my pet birds seem to love them too, ha.
I have these socks! I call them my Ponyo socks since they look just like her chicken legs when she's transitioning between human and fish 🐠
It is important to remember that the intention behind the gift is what really matters. As long as the gift is given with love and good intentions, it is always appreciated and acceptable. So don't be afraid to embrace the humor and joy that funny gifts can bring!
From Me And My Fiance To My Mil
Well her fiancé's mother would be her future mother-in-law.
Load More Replies...I got my mom the same candle... Her classic line since we were kids is "Your on my last BIG nerve" so I found this highly appropriate 😂😂😂
Was just going to comment on that chocolate, have had it before, highly recommend.
Load More Replies...Last year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. This year I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I said, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's when the fight started...
Bookmark!
It's super cute! The funny thing about it is that my friend got it for me, after she found my box of demolished bookmark pieces, paper scraps and clothing tags. Which is what I usually use. 😂
They are! But also not? If that makes sense.
Load More Replies...I rarely have bookmarks, but when I do they usually look cute.
Load More Replies...With that being said, funny gifts can be a great way to bring a smile to someone's face and brighten their day. In a world that can be filled with stress and negativity, a little bit of humor can go a long way in lifting someone's spirits.
Overall, funny gifts can be a fun and enjoyable way to show someone that you care about them and want to bring joy to their life. So make sure to remember that, Pandas!
Adorable Plushy Bunny Vacuum Sealed Is A Whole Other Sort Of Gift! My Husband Said We Have To Put It In The Stocking This Way; It's Too Funny Not To!
Poor pancake bunny 😂 did it puff out when you opened it or stay flat?
Thats A Pencil Case. I Already Own One That Looks Like A Pringles Box And I Think I Officially Found A New Passion
Omg me too back when i was in elementary school i owned a banana pencil case and then the next year had a burrito pencil case
You can actually get the same pencil case but with banana milk instead of Strawberry :D
Load More Replies...Since I'm canadian I can throw my pencils in a plastic bag for the same effect, seeing as we get bagged milk here
idk kinda off the food related topic but i got a pencil case this year thats a stuffed animal pink bunny and its like 🥺🥺
I have a burrito one I use for makeup brushes. The number of times someone at a gig legitimately thought I had a burrito in my costume bag is priceless!
Sory??? Haha 😄
Scarlett I'm wearing it right now! I love it too
Load More Replies...yeah ... Kind of ruins the shirt for me ... :(
Load More Replies...I Work In A Hospital Pathology Lab And Have A Black Cat. Perfect!
Burrito ❤️ *my Black Hole Kitty For Scale* Sorry No Banana :)
Cats are much better than bananas anyway. I mean, I like bananas but you can't beat cats.
Unacceptable, says spokesperson for the Global Banana Scale Association.
How are we supposed to know it’s size if we don’t have a banana? (It ‘Tis adorable tho)
Evil Kuchi Kopi From Bob's Burgers. I Love Him
Also please excuse the background. My sister doesn't care to keep things in order on Christmas lol
Looks like there were little kids around... Things are NEVER in order when there's little kids around. 😁
Load More Replies...Oh I have him!! And I love him soooooo much!! My neighbor got him for me after I had eye surgery! We share a love of Bob's Burgers!
Omg I was reminded of him by the night light post higher up. And here he is. Spooky!
Lol. i thought about him too when I saw that same light!
Load More Replies...I Gave This To My Dad Because He Loves Pickles 😂
Ok I love these here’s the story:So it was Saturday morning and my brother was asleep on the couch and I woke him up I said “Connor I can yodel” he said “show me” I used the pickle he was so impressed
i can't find it but i remember a few people left reviews asking if it was "water safe", and got the response "do NOT use this as a dildo"
Load More Replies...Look Morty, I turned myself into a cheap novelty gift!
Load More Replies...I send one back-and-forth with my son-in-law that screens. Looks like the same pickle but different sound. Totally hysterical and we sneaking back-and-forth to each other’s houses.
I gave a best friend a necklace with a pickle charm on it, a few years ago I gave her a pickle ornament for her tree. We have a pickle thing LOL
Am I the only one whose first thought the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps?
This is so concerningly southern. Too southern for me and I live Georgia
A Bidet That Came With A Book
I promise, a tushy bidet is probably one of the best gifts you can get. Plus the puns on their packaging is pretty hilarious 🤣
I just hate cleaning the damn things. Also, pro tip: if you have an adjustable toilet seat, getting the seat and bidet aligned properly is an absolute nightmare, and I'd order a new toilet seat that is not adjustable.
Load More Replies...so are you ready to try your new butt buddy aka the dingleberry vanquisher aka the bodonkadonk slam dunk
"Big A** Lump Of Coal" Activated Charcoal Soap
This Guy Is Strangely Adorable And Funny
Yep! I get something handmade like that every year
Load More Replies...Witcher Sign I Made For A Friend
It's an old Halloween table cloth from Walmart
Load More Replies...Got This Beautiful Gift From My Fiancé That Has Stage 4 Cancer And Can’t Drive Anymore. It’s My Favorite Gift I’ve Ever Received (He Didn’t Think I Saw It On His Dresser When We First Met). He’s Kicking Cancer’s Ass Big! Ps: I Though He Forgot My First Name When We Began Dating Because Only Ever Called Me “Lassie” Or “Kid” So I Tested Him…he Knew Right Away My Name And My Phone # ♥️💚
Stage 4 cancer girl here x 3 years and still fighting 💪 let's both kick it's a*s x
It’s actually a tree (haha), but I’d love me some Christmas lobster!
Load More Replies...3-D Printed Jellyfish. Turn The Crank And The Tentacles Swirl In Place! So Satisfying!
Here is a video of it in action. No sound tho. https://youtu.be/I46R8Tbej3M
I Made Fa-La-La Llama
Our ferrets have a stuffed Christmas llama, we call him Chris Kringllama
My Little Sister Got A 1lb Gummy Bear. Enough Said
I had one of those years ago. Soaking it in vodka did not work like I had hoped.
bought a 5 lb gummy bear... we sliced off parts like one would slice a loaf of bread... it was too much gummy bear... the damn thing defeated us.
I got a 3 pound gummy worm to put into the White Elephant this year... it was glorious
I had one of those. It didn't taste very good, unfortunately. It had very little flavor, like it was watered down.
Carrot Erasers!!!!
Couldn't Find The Picture, But I Gave My Dad A Pillow Of This Monster
My Wife Got Me Cosplaying Ducks! Solid Snake, Revolver Ocelot, And Gray Fox!
Turns out she got me the FULL SET. Genome Soldier arrived today!
Load More Replies...Made These Faux Cereal Bowl Candles For My Coworkers!
I gave one of these to my daughter in law. Her apartment smells like fruit loops.
They sell these online but they are SO expensive! Nice you DIYed them!
Dumpster Fire!!! (Neccos For Size Comparison)
My husband spent months making me this very lifelike dumpster fire! There's mini-trash in one side and when I open the left side, (fake) flames shoot out! I love this thing! And I love my hubby! 🥰
Necco's are an old-fashioned candy, a roll of Necco's, like the one shown, is about half the size of a banana
Load More Replies...Haha! Her name is Dot. And she's about half the size of a norml cat, about 6 pounds. So glad she decided to photo bomb!
Load More Replies...This is hilarious! So thoughtful and sweet your hubby actually took the time and effort to make this for you!
This dumpster fire is very appropriate to follow the Dipper Bible.
My Friends Thought I Needed A Cute Blanket To Remind Me Of My Favorite Character, Safe To Say I Had A Jumpscare In The Morning
Literally only clicked on this post because the thumbnail was Childes face
Look how they massacred my boy! Poor Tartaglia... He's part of my team, along with Beidou, off-Fischl-ly annoying and Bennett.
Yourinal, And It’s Portable!!!!!!
What kills me is they show the man wearing it like a set of keys on his belt
Well, it's not like that would fit in his pocket...
Load More Replies...Lol… Um. Is this real?… Cause, I work in the hospital and this doesn’t seem legit…
Ladies just have a few extra steps for world domination.
Load More Replies...if seen similar from a prank company called prank-o (you can find it on amazon
Why am I often following someone for whom the world is their bathroom?
I Got This Lil Guy, He Looks Like He’s Judging Everyone 😅🐧
Garfield's Blursed Cousin
Went In Cahoots With My Sil To Get My Mom The Pooping Pooch And Golden D*ckasaurus Wine Bottle Openers! She Loved Them!
Funnily Enough My Family All Got The Same Thing!
Oh, I thought it was a fake positive test sent as a prank. :(
Load More Replies...For a bit minute I thought that was a pregnancy test... I hope your feeling better now
Last year after getting all my vaccines and boosters. I was p!ssed. Like, no. At least it wasn't severe like when I got the first strain.
Ahh, the gift that keeps on giving :| was it the Trump-thumping uncle by chance?
I Received An Allergic Reaction For Christmas. Got A New Body Scrub And Immediately Used It Without Testing It, And Putting It All Over My Sensitive Skin. Good Idea, Me
Oooo, my heart goes out to you. Had a nasty ~mystery~ reaction years ago, not fun. 😔✊️
Same, turns out I’m allergic to a type of bush at my old school that made my arm go red and swell up, so naturally when I was trying to avoid class, I would find that bush (may sound like I shouldn’t have done it but the teacher I was trying to avoid hates me, she screamed in my face after sending all the other students away so nobody could hear, OVER PLAYING TIP, and then she taught our class that autism wasn’t a mental disability because people can just get over it, while looking at me, I have autism and that’s known by her)
Load More Replies...I took a bath in epson salt with hemp and fragrance in it and had hives for 4 weeks.
Had a similar reaction once to laundry detergent. It also made all my leg hair fall out. Took a couple years to come back in and is now so pale and fine that I don't bother shaving
I got hives for Christmas, im supposedly allergic to dogs (don't know if its fur or saliva) but it happened in an area my grandmother's dog licked me.
I Am Woman Over 40, Mother Of 3 Teenagers. My First Thought Was- I Know What It Is, Did This In The Kindergarden. And My Gifter Said: "When I Saw It- I Immediately Thought Of You!" 🤦🏼♀️
My sister wanted one of these! She used a big dictionary instead, and put the flowers in a resin mold for her boyfriend
Weirdly, you don't need a fancy press for your flowers and other plant material. If you can find a phone book, like the phone company used to send you every year. The thin tissue like paper is ideal for pressing, the plant stuff retains its colors better too
Was thinking the same. I usually use books but this would make me happy as a gift! Blessed be 🌻🌸🌹
Load More Replies...Gave This As My White Elephant Gift
I've got cards that say "If you f*****k like you park, you'll never get it in."
Omg!! My parents got me these this year 😂😂 I'm stoked to use them at Walmart 😂
This Is A Blanket With A Stuffed Fake Dogs Head Sewn Onto It….i Swear To God
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Makeup Brushes
I want to know if you can eat them! And if you can, do you put them in milk?
Load More Replies...Looks more promising than the Flamin Hot Cheetos eyeshadow palette I saw the other day.
These little characters are also cannibals! YUK! HATE that advertising!
Why does that affect you? No offense. I bite my nails from anxiety and I think overstimulation probably too and do makeup and it’s also a habit that’s hard to stop.
Load More Replies...Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Bibble Poster. I’m In Love
Run from any girl who has the word “gaslight” on their apartment decor.
I think it might be based on several layers of irony. At least, I hope.
Load More Replies...I Got Shrek Scrunchies From My Sister:)
Photoshop. The Picture Says It All... *evil Smile*
Ok photoshop I have a photoshop story I’ll tell it: So I did a photoshop of my dog and she was up side down and I put a fountain ⛲️ by it so it looked like she was like spraying the water out of her stomach and my bro thought 💭 my dog 🐶 had problems
Definitely My Favorite Present
I Gave This To My Fantastic Handyman And He Said It Was The Best Christmas Present Ever ! (Designed By Philippe Starck: It's A... Flyswatter ! )
[ But he added that he'll NEVER use it for its designated purpose...! :) ]
Pyramid Head And The Nurses From Silent Hill 2. I Honestly Love It
Aren't they from the first silent hill? I could never get through the second lol so maybe they're in that one too
The nurses were in 1 as a representation of Alessa's undying pain in Alchemilla Hospital, but the executives found out gamers have a coprophilia fetish so now they're in all of them. Pyramid Head was in 2 as a representation of James's guilt, but the executives thought he was cool so now he's in everything. Fun fact!: The creator of Pyramid Head absolutely hates what they did with him and wishes he could go back and never introduce him. This is a really rad piece of art, though!
Load More Replies...I have no idea who the Nurses from Silent Hill are/is/was/what programme, but I detest sexualisation of women, particularly when portrayed in work clothes.
The nurses literally symbolize how a character could not be with his wife but still had urges, and the guilt that came from those urges. It's a bit different in the first game from after the movies came out and they slapped the nurses in everything that didn't make sense because "bewbies".
Load More Replies...Ermm.... Well, I Can Hang It Behind My World Map For Maximum World-Ness!
From My Niece And Nephew. They Know Me And They Love Me
Oh ma god- it says a no no word, I have been tainted further *large gasp*
Not A “Gift” Per Se, But It Certainly Made Me Grin
It's upside down. The white lines are the antlers.
Load More Replies...Not My Gift But Someone I Know Hollowed Out A Bible And Put The Very Inappropriate Story Of Dipper Goes To Taco Bell And It's Horrible
It was a secret Santa gift and the girl was gay so she thought that was the joke. She didn't find it until the sleep over part of the party. Like in the middle of the night and someone woke up and found her basically CRYING because she said f**k it and started reading it and it was at the of it so it was a while till she got their.
Load More Replies...Oh it’s only the Bible. Take it up a notch and try to hollow the Koran.
Don't click it you have strict parents that go through phones. This INSANE. Like horriblealy horrible. Any ways here's the link to dipper goes to taco bell. https://lyrics.lol/artist/394484-copypasta/lyrics/2441160-dipper-goes-to-taco-bell
This is the most horrible, most inappropriate one on here. I've been unable sleep for a couple of days, so maybe it's just me, but this horrible. I'd never heard of dipper and I started to read it but couldn't finish it. Someone put that in the Bible? What am I missing?
Perhaps you are missing a well honed, sick and twisted sense of humor. They are an acquired taste, like Scotch.
Load More Replies...Welp, Idk what I was expecting but it sure wasn't that. Thank you, google. Pass the brain bleach, someone? Anyone?
Handmade Ornament Of Our Long Haired Hamster
This Is Blobbart 😁
Looks familiar, is it from a kids show like Pokemon?
Load More Replies...My Husband Received This Toilet Light From My Mom. Only Funny If You Have A Husband Of Your Own
I’ve thought about getting one of those for my kid but I worry he’ll see it as a target!
My Dad Got This Homemade Gift From A Friend. That Just Does Not Look Right! Lol
now think. why would there be weird looking pinecones there at the bottom? why have the wood in the middle of the thing be clearly exposed? why not paint it? yeah pretty sure that's supposed to be we know what. I still could be wrong though.
Load More Replies...Existential Crisis Duck - It's A Soft, Squishy USB Touch Lamp With 3 Settings!
Insect Killer !
"Headless Roach", a Bored Panda user I frequently encounter, would be horrified
We're not going to tell her. It would be too cruel.
Load More Replies...Because I really needed it. To kill mosquitoes at night. But I don't have the opportunity to leave the house because I am a programmer.
Load More Replies...Every Year I Get My Nieces And Nephews Somethings
Opps posted before I was finished. I get my nieces and nephew something with my picture on it. I think this year was the best but I don't think Bertie did
A Giant Unicorn-Kitty
Autistic daughter got it for me for Christmas, I'm a bit old for these. From Tasty Peach.com
Load More Replies...Finally Dobby Is Free
That's the name of one of my cats. She's a semi-feral, unmanageable lil freak of a house elf! Tiny four footed tornado
My Swarm Character Because You Would Think That He Sounds Different When He Says Bring The Sting!
Thank you so much I thought knowone would like it
Load More Replies...I Guess My Ex Thought I Needed A Hobby
Omg- dont even put it in the Goodwill bin. No one deserves to get sucked into a cult! F¥{< scientology. #WheresShelly
I’m dead-set against burning books, but I might make an exception if this was in my library.
Got a little goat figure perched on a log. When you press it, it screams. Love it!
It should scream then faint over like those little Pygmy goats lol
Load More Replies...My worst Christmas present was from my ex the first year I knew him - hair traps for the bathroom. Didnt get much better after that.
I brought a pack of toilet paper and soap shaped like poop to a white elephant this year. But not just any toilet paper, no, this was a pack ordered from China during the 2020 fiasco. We were trying to order paper towel and instead got wads of toilet paper with no tube inside. Somehow the toilet paper got more of a reaction than the poop soap though.
I have some of those wads; it's because you need to bring your own TP when you go into washrooms, any washroom, in China. We keep it in our purse, backpack, etc.
Load More Replies...Got my little brother a metal hip flask and a gift card to Popeye's Chicken. He loved the movie Little Nicky as a teen.
I'm sorry but I got the best gift. My mum gave me some crochet pan holders that my grandma made. The kicker is that my grandma passed away 20 years ago... 😭
I got a gingerbread plushie,from a friend. She wanted me to have something soft .
Got a little goat figure perched on a log. When you press it, it screams. Love it!
It should scream then faint over like those little Pygmy goats lol
Load More Replies...My worst Christmas present was from my ex the first year I knew him - hair traps for the bathroom. Didnt get much better after that.
I brought a pack of toilet paper and soap shaped like poop to a white elephant this year. But not just any toilet paper, no, this was a pack ordered from China during the 2020 fiasco. We were trying to order paper towel and instead got wads of toilet paper with no tube inside. Somehow the toilet paper got more of a reaction than the poop soap though.
I have some of those wads; it's because you need to bring your own TP when you go into washrooms, any washroom, in China. We keep it in our purse, backpack, etc.
Load More Replies...Got my little brother a metal hip flask and a gift card to Popeye's Chicken. He loved the movie Little Nicky as a teen.
I'm sorry but I got the best gift. My mum gave me some crochet pan holders that my grandma made. The kicker is that my grandma passed away 20 years ago... 😭
I got a gingerbread plushie,from a friend. She wanted me to have something soft .
