“True, I Guess…”: 45 Hilarious Times It Hurt To Admit These People Were Technically Right
Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.
But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.
Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”
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Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened
Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous
and some people just don't want a baby and i don't think they then should be forced to have one
Load More Replies...Unborn fetuses are like bank accounts, that have had no deposits made yet. They sound great on paper, but cancelling one ultimately has no impact outside the minds of those who assigned them value for other reasons.
Healthcare is not always clean and tidy. Abortions are required and need to be safe. Anyone who is against pro choice is selfish and frankly stupid. I don't mean you need to be pro abortion but you had damn well better be pro choice.
Banning legal abortion does not save any babies. If people really want to get rid of developing fetus, there are tons of other methods, and I can imagine none of them will be pretty.
its obvious anti abortion people just want to control people. They clearly dont care about babies. I have yet to see a majority of anti-abortion morons adopting the thousands of kids in the foster system. All about saving babies until they are born. Then screw the mom. she cant have welfare or chip or housing or anything.
Load More Replies...Dear Religious People: Abortion is the term used medically for *miscarriage*, too, and the procedure for medical abortion is often done to prevent harm to a woman. But since, y'know, women don't matter.... stop calling yourself God-fearing, and admit you're woman-hating. Love, a Medical Doctor. BTW, I don't fear God. Why would I? He's supposed to be GOod, right?
yes but He is a JUST God. hes not like santa claus, pal.
Load More Replies...Why do anti abortion people think they have any rights at all to tell anyone else to think like them?
Again- abortion should remain a private matter. Between a woman and her doctor. AND, a man's view on abortion should matter in very few instances.
I dont think a man should have any say directly/legally. He can tell his wife/so what he thinks and if she decides to abort and he is upset with that, then they can split up.
Load More Replies...Or if you were r@p3d and get a baby from that. you could abort the baby and not have to raise the horrible reminder of how you got the baby. the baby could grow up to be the sweetest, kindest, and most loving baby on earth nut they are still the reminder of what happened to the mother.
EXCUSE ME BUT I HAD A CHILD THAT WAS A RESULT OF INCEST AND AT NO TIME AT ALL WAS HE A HORRIBLE REMINDER OF SOMTHING THAT SONEONE VERY SICK DID TO ME NOT ONCE OR TWICE BUT FROM THE AGE OF 4 TO 13 ....I DELIVERED THAT BABY AT 14 AND THAT BABY SAVED ME GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO LOOK AT MY ABUSER WHOD DONE HORRIBLE THINGS TO MY LITTLE BODY SINCE I WAS 4 AND TELL HIM " NO MORE " THAT CHILD NOW IS A WONDERFUL 39 YEAR OLD MAN WITH 6 DAUGHTERS HAD A GREAT CAREER AND WHEN GIS FIRST WIFE ABANDONED ALL 3 OF THERE GIRLS EACH AND EVERY TIME SHE GAVE BIRTH GE TOOK CARE OF THOSE BABIES ALL BY HIMSELF ...I WOULD NOT TRADE MY SON FR ANYTHING TO SAY THAT AN INNOCENT LIFE IS A HORRIBLE REMINDER OF A TERRIBLE ACT IS IGNORANT AND SELFISH...I GREW UP QUIK YES I DID BUT ITS MADE ME THE WOMEN I AM TODAY ...BUT ILL TELL YOU WHAT EVEN BACK WHEN I WAS 16 I PUT MYSELF ON BIRTH CONTROL I HAVE A QUESTION IF PRO CHOICERS ARE SO RESPONSIBLE WHY CANT YOU POP A BIRTH CONTROL PILL EVERY DAY ...SEEMS EASIER THAN ABORTION
Load More Replies...My friends mom had a hysterectomy and something got botched and not everything was properly removed. She managed to get "pregnant" and had to have surgery to fix both mistakes. It was really bizarre because she had a fertilized egg stuck in a partial fallopian tube.
600,000 unwanted children were prevented from coming into the world. Had they been born, crime would have shot up 30% in 20 years. Countless people would be victims of their dysfunctional upbringing. I can't wait to see how much crime soars in the US now that we're back in the stone ages of ignorance.
No Abortion, should result in more adoptable children-But It's to expensive for eligible couples-Moreso than Childbirth!
In states where victims of rape and incest can no longer obtain a legal abortion, that's not pro-life. That's pro-rape and pro-incest.
I could totally be wrong, but wasn't there a first born - massacre in the bible somewhere? ... Naw
Churches are evil indoctrination hypocrites fascists who don't pay property's taxes ,these fuxs make $$$ of off stupid morons
1. Sexual assault. 2. Medical reasons. 3. BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT THE F*****G BABY. The legal system has it in place, so that they aren’t properly babies yet. It’s pathetic that people are trying to prevent other people from making their own decision.
"Abortus" or "Abortus provocatus"? Please shut your mouth if you don´t know the difference.
600,000 can't disagree with you as they have no concept of ideas or an opinion of their own. That is why prioritize the mother's health. An adult surviving and being able to take care of themselves is better for everyone than a child that might have to be taken by the state or put so much extra stress in the surviving, now single, parent. Get your religion away from my freedoms, seperation of church and state!
How is aborting a child because you don't want it health care?
Load More Replies...My body my choice should stand above all. No mask mandates, no vaccine mandates, no abortion bans.
2 months later facing a life in prison ¨welp that was harder then i thought¨
You don't really believe people who have abortions are murdering babies. I would never speak to a person who murdered babies and neither would most normal people.
Like a real d**k, your argument is limp and irrelevant
Load More Replies...I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.
Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.
The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage
But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth
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