50 People Share Things They Don’t Believe Anyone Genuinely Likes

For real. The forced positivity and "we're so happy to be part of the *random brand* family. The endless, pointless presentations and HR talk." Celebrating company values" while underpaying your employees and laying off people without replacing them. But please remind us how we can do more to fill your pockets faster in the future, boss.

So ironic that activities that promote team building and bonding, can actually do the opposite. Oh, great, I am teamed up with Rick from accounting who hasn't done a damn thing all year...

I never saw the need for that. You HAVE to work with them because it's part of your job but as soon as a lot of ppl clock out, they run, not walk away from their jobs. Ppl are there for work. It's not like you spend all the time with these ppl. Most of them you just tolerate because you get paid to tolerate.

Not the group chants 😭

Many of those "team builders' that I attended ended up in an argument and hurt feelings because some self-appointed team leader wouldn't take input from the other participants and then got mad when they called him/her out for it. I know one department that went on a team builder weekend and three people quit when they got back.

I think that too. Deep in their hearts they know! They just want to be different or belong or something...

Well the Flat Earth Society does have members all over the globe. ;-)

They're making money betting on how long it's going to take us to knock everything off the edge of the earth.

At least i hope no one is that stupid.

Not sure if you can still find it, but Netflix had a hilarious documentary on this, I think it was called "Behind the Curve" or something like that. It was 90+ minutes of flat earthers disproving their own theory in a series of scientific experiments LOL.

they came to the Uk from USA and they are just unnecessary, sorry for being judgmental

People say they're going to reveal a gender, but it always turns out to be one of the two we already know about.

So cringe!!!

I'm surprised these even happen these days. What if they identify as a cloud, or giraffe or pickup truck??!

Just stop it already. And please tell us who actually started this. We want revenge.

The supermarket as social event.

For me, in restaurants. Does the music need to be that loud? I can't hear other people talking at the same table!

Never understood this. Especially in an environment were I'd like to hear the people around me.

It's a restaurant not a club.

The days, or should I say nights, of sitting/dancing on a bass amp are over. The tinnitus can't take the volume anymore.

To make it worse: "in a restaurant/public spaces"

I never know what to do when everyone is singing. I just sit there grinning stupidly. It feels like the longest, short song ever.

I'm an introvert. A traditional Happy Birthday sing in a private house is okay-ish. A mixture of a bit of cringe but also I appreciate friends caring. BUT - when it is a group of staff/strangers I don't know at some restaurant wearing cowbells with sparklers stuck in their ears clapping along to that restaurant's own version of the HB song that nobody else knows - CRINGE.

I normally hate it, but I had to work the weekend of my birthday in The Netherlands and the Dutch guys in the office got me a cake and sang Happy Birthday to me, as otherwise I wouldn't have had anything at all to mark the day.

I love it, actually. Makes me feel loved.

Recreational noisemakers aren’t like other people. They have the capacity to ignore even deafening noise, so they think everybody else just wants to spoil the fun. Also, they’re self-absorbed àßhole who enjoy making other people’s lives less pleasant.