My 18 &#8220;Honest Slogans&#8221; That Will Have You Laughing!

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Rowan_boi 4 years ago

Ahaha!!! Yes.

14points

Rowan_boi 4 years ago

Kinda wanted to hide some of the comments but they weren'tthat badt

3points

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

yep

2points

LONDYN BROWN 4 years ago

sum one who knows my pain............

0points

TexasWoman 4 years ago

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

yep pretty much. but i still keep it

3points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

then you must watch the same show over and over again

4points

The Only Good Part Of Elementary School Art Class

Final score:

35points

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

THIS IS NOT MINE I MADE A TYPO

16points

Couldnt_Find_A_Good_Name 4 years ago

what??

6points

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

i still do that

2points

RealSans666 4 years ago

r/sbubby

2points

Morgan Nutter 4 years ago

mhm thats what i do

2points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

As should all

2points

Meh Man 4 years ago

People do this???

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

What font did you use?

2points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

i didn't make these- that was a typo in the title. i'm not sure

2points

Elaine ji 4 years ago

Hahaha 😝

1point

They're So Annoying To Clean Up Though...

Final score:

33points

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Suki-Chan 4 years ago

This is true, i love legos but WHYYYYYYYYYYYY (covering up sum comment)

12points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

YES THANK YOU ALL FOR SAVING ME

7points

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

one thing i learned from childhood. its easier to make a mess with legos then to clean them up

2points

coo coo cachoo 4 years ago

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

I love legos too. I use them all the time. But legos hate our feet. It's time you accept that

11points

Some Bored Middle Aged Mom Told Me Though

Final score:

32points

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Ninja Kitty 4 years ago (edited)

Nobody cares you can guess their age

24points

hey, not my problem 4 years ago

because you can't

3points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

am i the only one who doesn't even have an account but still gets emails from them?

3points

Sophia Coe 4 years ago

More like “nobody cares you (can’t) guess their age”

2points

Jenny Li 4 years ago

NOBODY CARES TO KNOW THEIR OWN ZODIAC CONSTELLATION. Good lord we already know!

2points

RandomHumanBean 4 years ago

and its always wrong. im 11 and it thought i was 28.

2points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

i think they also could've made it "fake news, fake quizzes, fake answers, fake people, all here"

1point

hey, not my problem 4 years ago

apart from the quizzes, buzzfeed can actually be cool. sometimes. ocasionally.

2points

I've Seen More Dry Bottles Than Usable

Final score:

31points

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‏‏‎ ‎ 4 years ago

How'd you know...?

9points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

common sense :)

4points

Wise beauty the panda 4 years ago

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

I know, I accidentally made a typo in the title.

4points

Can't Ever Even Find It These Days

Final score:

27points

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Woody 4 years ago

just covering up an ignorant comment here

11points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

ayyyyyy thanks mah man

5points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

because it takes .7 seconds

8points

With A Touch Of Crumbs, Too!

Final score:

26points

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Jo 4 years ago

XD this is so true, why can't they just FILL THE ENTIRE BAG!?!?!!?! (also thank you for bringing these to bored panda)

11points

Tantalum_Radium 4 years ago

The air is to stop them being crushed in transit, otherwise it would just be a bag of dust.

6points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

no problem, also thanks for being positive

6points

Joonscrab 4 years ago

They can't fill up the entire bag because it would go stale without the air in it. Also the chips would just crumble into a powder... It's time to accept science

2points

Joshua Leung 4 years ago

If they do , children will get a balloon.

1point

Jackson White 4 years ago

the reason why there is so much air is because its some type of gas that keeps the chips fresh.

1point

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

ooh flavered air. how nice! they put in a few chips

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

geez man, if you don't agree with these then just leave

4points

I Can Do Worse

Final score:

26points

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Biana Vacker 4 years ago

@robertcatte sorry, but not unless you make comments that deserve upvotes

12points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

he edited them.

4points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

Yes

2points

InstantRamenGuy 4 years ago

@Robert Catte not unless you stop becoming worthy of r/wooosh

2points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

@robbertcatte idk robert is more commonly a masculine name so i just assumed

1point

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

You can see my name right next to the profile pic.

1point

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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Minutes... If You're Lucky.

Final score:

26points

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Raven the sand/night wing 4 years ago

yes this is true.

11points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

i don't know why we bought them in the first place

6points

Ravenwolf 4 years ago

The amount of times me and my siblings have cried when we were younger because my parents couldn't untangle them is crazy

2points

RealSans666 4 years ago

Mine takes WAY less time to break. I hate slinkies

2points

InstantRamenGuy 4 years ago

FYI to anyone browsing the comments, Robert Catte has edited his comment. His original was something like "No, they don't do that"

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

because you never used them

5points

#10

I Thought I Was The Only One

Final score:

26points

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Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

Isn't "hulu" a streaming service or something?

9points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

yeah, and they have these things were you pick an interactive or regular ad. it's really annoying and everyone just skips them

6points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

LOL i love how you put hulu in quotes. also yes, it is a streaming service, but it has ads and sometimes you have to choose an "ad experience" and honestly i just leave it on hold when it asks

2points

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

i think so.

2points

RxinyNxghts 4 years ago

yes

2points

Mae (just add water) 4 years ago

Bruh how the hek u didn’t know that

0points

#11

More Like One, Since The Taste Goes Away

Final score:

26points

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

OKAY BEFORE YOU CONTINUE ON I DID NOT MAKE THESE THAT WAS A TYPO IN THE TITLE

16points

Rowan_boi 4 years ago

What are fruit stripes

4points

Rowan_boi 4 years ago

Oki I understand:) what are these tho?

4points

Rowan_boi 4 years ago

Never heard of them-^-

3points

Loonatic7 4 years ago

I REMEMBER THESE AND I HATED THEM

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

you finish eating

4points

#12

But- But The Thin Mints...

Final score:

25points

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Sarah 4 years ago

This is actually sort of true. I'm a girl scout.

19points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

@Rowan_boi he edited the comment. he was being rude and correcting my jokes

4points

InstantRamenGuy 4 years ago

"correcting" more like "woooshing"

3points

Lucy Devil 4 years ago

I am sad but then again not because it's facts and before I get a whole bunch of hate comments I can say this because I was a girl scout and this is basically what we do.

3points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

hey, a comment that doesn't attack me even though i didn't even make these

5points

RandomHumanBean 4 years ago

the reason they say this is because of the palm oil. look it up, it is really terrible forced labor

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

a joke, which you can't take

8points

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#13

Honestly, Everyone On Earth Prefers Honey Nut

Final score:

24points

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Debby Hartinger 4 years ago

But I like Cheerios.

13points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

I don't know why you are getting downvoted. There's nothing wrong with liking Cheerios.

4points

Ayn Burlingame 4 years ago

i just eat the freeze dried strawberries out of them

2points

RealSans666 4 years ago

how about these flamin-hot...56-png.jpg

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

It's too hot.

0points

Mike Beck 4 years ago

Cheerios are awesome! Honey nut gives me ... shall we say ... bathroom "discomforts".

2points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

i will accept your opinion. but not agree with it lol

3points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

your brain clearly is, then

10points

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#14

But At Least We Always Know Where The Salt Is

Final score:

23points

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KittyGirl 4 years ago

This is so true. I once almost DIED because of these.

7points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

I don't think I ever have actually almost died, but I swallowed one whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.

6points

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

those hurt

3points

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

i am eating tositos right now

3points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

Classic or Key Lime? Or Scoops? Or strips (please don't be)

3points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DID YOU NOT GET THE ENTIRE JOKE

5points

#15

And Our Childhood Selves Forgetting To Use The Pointy Sides

Final score:

23points

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Rowan_boi 4 years ago

THIS POOR MAN HE DID NOTHING WRONG JUST ASKED FOR A STUPID FONT! HE THOUGHT IT WAS COOL!

5points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

he edited the frickin comments. he was being rude and purposely being a huge bother

3points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

@Random Person he was just being rude

3points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

have you never had caprisun

4points

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#16

Destroying TV's Since 2006

Final score:

21points

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Bean flavoredFujioshi 4 years ago

0<0 ouch i felt that,i still play my wii and luckily i haven't done that..I've almost did one time tho lol

18points

Rowan_boi 4 years ago

I still play on the wii u (sorta better) I dont know why but we have like 4 wiis but none of the recent consoles

2points

Romeo Wells 4 years ago

ive never done that yet. I SAID YET.

2points

Ravenwolf 4 years ago

Oh this happened at my house on New years a couple years ago😬 We (No pun intended) had to buy a new tv

2points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

How to accidentally almost break your sister's face 101 (Totally hasn't happened to me lol)

0points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

maybe you need a childhood

5points

#17

Would've Been A Mcdonalds Worker Otherwise

Final score:

20points

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Emily 4 years ago

"iTsNoTaReLiAbLeSoUrCe"

31points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

i tend to stay away from smaller articles but teachers are annoyed at us for looking at protected articles lol

8points

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Rowan_boi 4 years ago

AHAHA THE LINK TO WIKIPEDIA SAYING THAT WIKIPEDIA IS RELIABLE AHAHHAHAHAH

7points

hey, not my problem 4 years ago

they say that to stop us from looking at it because it is so brilliant

3points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago

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#18

The Only Downside Is They Float Away Outside

Final score:

16points

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Gavin Magnus 4 years ago

@robbertcatte pretty sure they hate u here

9points

jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

he tricking you by editing the comments

6points

Rowan_boi 4 years ago

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

He edited the coments. He kept correcting me, like "THey arEn"T jUST pApER tOWWELs" and s***t

2points

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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jwashere (Submission author) 4 years ago

it's so clearly talking about the paper towel line. also they have like 10 different products

4points

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What do you think ?

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AnimalsRuleHumansDrool 4 years ago

SIMS!

6points

PurplePringle 4 years ago

Cheerios are sooo good tho! I was raised on them and still eat them today. I don't like them with milk tho because they get soggy too fast. Honey nut is just gross

5points

Sarah 4 years ago

Frosted cheerios are the best.

6points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

i do agree that they're good dry. i love waking up at 5 am and watching a show while grabbing handfuls of cheerios (but only HONEY NUT)

4points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

impossible

3points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

THESE ARE NOT MINE THE TITLE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY MY 18 FAVORITE

3points

Exotic Panda 4 years ago

@jwashere These are amazing and on behalf of bp im really sorry for some people on here, and if they made you feel down im really sorry, but this post was amazing and i hope i cheered you up, if not sorry, but thx for posting, and i hope to see more!

2points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

thank you :)

2points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

TO ANYONE WONDERING, ROBERT CATTE IS NOT INNOCENT. HE EDITED HIS COMMENTS THAT WERE BEING RUDE TO ME AND THE PERSON WHO MADE THESE. HE WAS ALSO BEING A PLAIN OLD BOTHER.

2points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

2021-02-15...08-png.jpg

1point

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

Where did you find these logos? I went to "honestslogan.com" and it says, "This site can't be reached."

1point

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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Duane Anthony Pangelinan 4 years ago

This all actually made me not laugh at all

1point

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

I'm not too good in that field.

1point

coo coo cachoo 4 years ago

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Sarah 4 years ago

They aren't even being mean!

3points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

i didn't make them, also these are jokes. if you can't handle a joke i recommend you leave this website

3points

Biana Vacker 4 years ago

I really hope thats sarcasm

2points

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AnimalsRuleHumansDrool 4 years ago

SIMS!

6points

PurplePringle 4 years ago

Cheerios are sooo good tho! I was raised on them and still eat them today. I don't like them with milk tho because they get soggy too fast. Honey nut is just gross

5points

Sarah 4 years ago

Frosted cheerios are the best.

6points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

i do agree that they're good dry. i love waking up at 5 am and watching a show while grabbing handfuls of cheerios (but only HONEY NUT)

4points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

impossible

3points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

THESE ARE NOT MINE THE TITLE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY MY 18 FAVORITE

3points

Exotic Panda 4 years ago

2points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

thank you :)

2points

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

TO ANYONE WONDERING, ROBERT CATTE IS NOT INNOCENT. HE EDITED HIS COMMENTS THAT WERE BEING RUDE TO ME AND THE PERSON WHO MADE THESE. HE WAS ALSO BEING A PLAIN OLD BOTHER.

2points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

2021-02-15...08-png.jpg

1point

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

Where did you find these logos? I went to "honestslogan.com" and it says, "This site can't be reached."

1point

Robert Catte (It, It's) 4 years ago (edited)

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Duane Anthony Pangelinan 4 years ago

This all actually made me not laugh at all

1point

jwashere (Post author) 4 years ago

I'm not too good in that field.

1point

coo coo cachoo 4 years ago

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Sarah 4 years ago

They aren't even being mean!

3points