When you see the sheer fame of internet-famous stars like Doug the Pug, Jiff Pom, and Nala Cat, who have millions of followers under their belt, it’s easy to think our furballs are born for the camera, if not for Hollywood, too.
But as soon as you scroll through the camera roll to see the results of a spontaneous shoot you just pulled off, you are left with a cold moment of expectation vs reality. Or worse, some of our beloved pets are the very opposite of photogenic, which makes them resemble unpettable demons, wild chupacabras, and crazed beasts who seem like they played with the Ouija board a little too much.
Bored Panda has compiled a collection full of precisely these photographic cases that show one thing: no matter the photographic ugliness, we still think of our pets as the most beautiful ones, and don’t anyone dare to say otherwise.
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He Is Not A Devil. He Is Just A Cat In Flour
maybe. Still looks freaking ticked off, at least, in the picture.
Load More Replies...This Dog’s Shadow
That's what you always should do! Life is more fun than.
Load More Replies...I see earthquakes and lightning. I see bad things today
Load More Replies...If I saw this shadow, without seeing what I'm sure is very good dog, I would back away from here as fast as my legs would go.
There’s A Lot Of Reasons Why Your Mailman Might Not Deliver Your Packages, And This Is One Of Them. I Can Handle A Dog, But Not A Dog With An Axe
He's a good boi, just protecting you from the Minotaur. I see the axe is a spoil of war...
While looking at this compilation of not necessarily the most beautiful pics of pets, it’s tempting to blame the animal for not staying still for the camera. After all, posing is a skill and not everyone has it. But what if we look at the non-photogenic pets from a whole different perspective? What if I tell you, it’s the camera man, meaning you, who needs some improvement?
Well, to find out what it takes to make your furball look splendid in pics, Bored Panda reached out to Sydney-based pro pet photographer Keefe Tay, who runs “Furry Munchkins Pet Photography.” When asked what are the most common mistakes that people make when photographing their pets, Keefe said it's that they don’t get down to the same level as their pets.
I Feel Like I Just Interrupted A Meeting For Little Demons
Yeah, they look like they're making plans to take over the world
Load More Replies...She Loves The Blower
Give Me Those Tweezers
"Yes, technically they're of absolutely no use to me, but I want 'em anyway"
Oh, um. I don't think I'd sleep again. Like ever. I might not anyway.
This one is the winner. That thing is lurking on your airplane about to gremlin your poor @sses. Look at its eyes. It is ancient... Evil... And hungry.
“The best advice would be to get down low and photograph them at their eye level, it makes them stand out as the subject and allows the viewer to see things from their perspective,” he explained.
Another common faux pas is not trying to make the photo shoot fun for their pets. “Pet photo sessions should be the most fun a dog and/or cat ever has in the week. Whip out the treats, toys, and bring them to their favorite parks/beaches/locations for photos.”
I Found The Cheshire Cat. He Lives In My Apartment Complex
She's Beauty And She's Grace
She’s beauty she’s grace she has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
To try and get more sponsors...the internet ruined me...
Load More Replies...She's a beauty, she's a grace, now let's make sure she a doesn't bite yo' face.
JUST A SINGLE MESSAGE MORE RUBBING UP MY ETHERNET DOOR!!! WANNA BE THE GUY THAT YOU FALL ASLEP ON A CALL WITH... Did you hear Lovejoys new song?
Load More Replies...His Favorite Companion. He Carries It On Our Walks And Scares The Neighborhood Kids
He is a normal dog. He doesn't know what it looks like, it's the same as a toy to him
Load More Replies...The fact that bloodhounds are often used as cadaver dogs probably adds to the hilarity.
Adds to the sadness and grief for some. Not a good thing.
Load More Replies...The third mistake is not having the right lightning. “I'm not necessarily talking about getting fancy lighting equipment here. But, for outdoor shots, I recommend not to take photographs of them in harsh direct light! When the sun is directly above the subject on a cloudless day, this will make for very harsh shadows and lighting. Aim to shoot closer to sunset or sunrise when the sun is low in the sky.”
Baby Photo Of Wolfie
That is another name I would call a dear sweet kitty if I get one like this one 😻💖
Load More Replies...I love it! This picture could easily be on a movie poster for the next cat horror movie.
Jackson Smiling Is Kinda Terrifying
When You Put A Pancake On Your Cat’s Face Because You Think It’s Gonna Be Cute But Instead It Gives You Nightmares
I thought the same thing. I think it is. Nothing lines up right if you look at where the cat's face is in relation to the top of the head/ear area.
Load More Replies...For those who’re wondering if particular animal breeds are generally more photogenic than others, Keefe would say no. “All animals are beautiful and your photos will show that if you have the right lighting. Aim to capture their unique traits and personalities and show it off in a beautiful way.”
Feeding Time Was An Hour Ago, Jessica
Murphy Seems To Have A Bit Of Devil In Him
But... but... he has such an innocent expression, (Aside from the flames.)
I'm Not Sure What I Did, But I'm Sorry
On the other hand, not everyone has time, effort, and all the resources to make a fancy studio setup to shoot their pet. But according to Keefe, “capturing your pet's personality (when they are doing something silly/cute/fun) wherever you are is priceless,” and it doesn’t take a whole lot to have some fun with your furry friend.
Where Are The Treats
STRAIGHT FROM A GODDAMN HORROR MOVIE. Get him his treats before it gets ugly....
Meet Sinister Cat. Plotting To Take Over The World
Got to admit, just think they're creepy looking...
Load More Replies...This Cat Has Very Prominent Teeth
I Took A Picture Of Our Dog Mid-Yawn
I was going to say that dog looks like a Hellhound.
Load More Replies...Yawn??? This looks like a Death Stare. (And THIS is a perfect example of seeing something that is taken out of context.)
This Cats Muscles
My Dog Its Trying To Scare The Hell Out Of Me
Friends Dog Got Skunked And She Tried To Use Tomato Sauce To Get It Out. He Looks Like He Just Committed Murder And Got Caught
Dr. Bronners works really really well. I had a pitty that thought skunks were large ferret friends. He got skunked 3x over the course of a month. I tried everything; commercial skunk odor products, old wives tales recipes... finally I just started dumping everything in the tub on him.
Load More Replies...So are we gonna talk about how the bathtub is walled in from both sides?
Just for the record, this doesn’t work. I wish I didn’t know this...
If your dog gets sprayed by a skunk, DO NOT GET HIM OR HER WET. You are not dealing with an odor, you are dealong with an oil stain. Wash the dog down with laundry oil removers. THEN pour dishwashing liquid on them, scrub them THEN hose them down. OR buy a product called Odor Mute. I have been using it for years. The reason you do not wash the dog first is because, as you know, WATER sets an oil stain. Get the oil out first THEN bathe the dog. Then use the Odor Mute. 39 years of dealing with skunks.
Scrubbing your pet with a slurry of baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, and Dawn dishwashing liquid works, too. The baking soday & peroxide help neutralize the odor and Dawn removes the oil. Be sure to wear disposable gloves & do NOT let the pet in the house before they've been treated. Also, don't wait too long before rinsing as the peroxide can bleach their hair.
Load More Replies...I first read that as "friend's dog got skinned" and it made the photo so much worse.
I first read it as friend's dog got skinned too
Load More Replies...smelly dog, smelly dog, what r they feeding u. smelly dog, smelly dog, it's not ur fault
My dads dog got skunked once and then led the skunk into the tent when they were camping. In the end they all had to take tomato sauce baths
Nooooo, tomato juice just makes more of a mess. A guy from MIT created this recipe it works great although sometimes you need to use it more than once during a bathing session depending upon how much of the spray got on your dog. Mix together: 1 quart of 3-percent hydrogen peroxide (available at any pharmacy) 1/4 cup baking soda. 1 teaspoon liquid dishwashing soap. Please do not attempt to bottle this as it will explode
I've used a similar mix, but I don't remember the baking soda. It worked magnificently
Load More Replies...My dogs got skunk sprayed and my brother accidentally let them in the house. My whole house smelled like skunk and when me and my siblings went to school, we smelled like skunk too.
Cursed Forest
These dogs are all fully charged, except, maybe, for the one in the right corner.
That's Batty, the one eyed dog. They are a guy called ROB Houghton's dog.
Load More Replies...This Dog With Bald Filter
Yep apparently it's a bald filter, and was applied to a dog (perhaps accidentally at first, then on purpose to get some snaps as the result was weird as). I'm looking for what app it was so I can try it on my cat :)
Load More Replies...The Face Your Cat Gives You After You Forget About Him Being Outside All Night
Just you waaaait. When he was ten his father spilt- (I’m sorry)
Load More Replies...Sleep with one eye open from here on out. That is the face of someone that will get revenge.
yeah. have u tried sneaking out at night and have ur cat wake ur mum up to snitch on u? that's my cat! he's an ass.
That's f****d up man you gon let em inside then u going have a eyepatch like nick fury
Men And Women Fled In Horror When The Creature Emerged From The Depths
I don't blame them. Although, the next picture probably would show what a sweet pup she really is.
But the non-binaries say and protect everyone. And pet the doggo...
Xerex, The Unpettable
This is more like a reverse cerberus, 1 head and 3 (2 in this case) bodies.
Load More Replies...For anybody who's confused, there are two dogs- One dog's head (the one whose body is in the lower right corner) is underneath the other dog's head (the one whose body is in the upper left had corner. To be clear, the dog whose body is in the upper left corner is the one who is wearing the red collar. It took me an unfortunately long time to figure this one out lmao.
Schmile
I was laughing so hard that i coudn't press the upvote button lmao
. . . and they have no idea why you're laughing and taking pictures. . .
Owning A Hairless Cat Occasionally Results In Nightmare Material
Having manifested himself under a blanket, the Sock Demon extended his wrinkled white hand. Soon the prize would be his
The human screamed as his foot was torn off. The sock demon merely laughed, clutching his prize and chowing down. The foot was his now.
Load More Replies...Yes, i believe you. I personally think they are creepy.
My Sphynx loves to hide under blankets and also inside of pillowcases. I imagine for this very reason.
I Caught My Mom's Dog Playing In Her Curtains And Thought It Would Make A Cute Picture. The Result Was Nightmare Fuel
This photo could be used on a movie poster for, The Demented Bride.
This Dog Trying To Catch A Ball
Why am I hearing the wail of disappointment that Homer cries out? Not 'Doh!' The other one...
A House Near Me Has A Bit Of A Cat Problem
Not a problem, but a coven. Let them work their magic on you.
Forget the regular Trap, Neuter, Release program. Time for a new Trap, Exorcise, Neuter Release program.
They've identified a recently turned 40 spinster and are preparing to move in.
My Parent’s Cat Prince Lost His Nose A Few Years Ago To Skin Cancer And I Think He Looks A Bit Like Voldemort Now, And Has A Similar Attitude
It looks like the socket that you stick things in on a Mr Potato Head toy! He's a very cute boy though!
I got an old Mr. Potato Head, still got the nose. Maybe I could mail to 'em?
Load More Replies...My Dog Has Heterochromia - Her Blue Eye Reflects Red And Her Brown Eye Reflects Blue
This Sheepdog With A Shaved Head
Surgery or an injury maybe? I don't know, I'm just throwing out ideas here.
Load More Replies...Never-mind how it looks, that hair cut must feel so liberating, no fur covering and irritating his eyes.
Certain breeds of dogs are actually really sensitive to light, so the fur is *supposed* to be covering their eyes, basically functioning as natural sunglasses.
Load More Replies...Or as my friend mistakenly called them, the Durex Dog xD
Load More Replies...Went To Yawn And Accidentally Summoned Venom
"My Claws Are Needles. My Teeth Are Tacks. I Am Despair. I. Am. Fluff"
feel like this should be in animated kids movie and it reads "the Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe and is voiced by James Earl Jones.
Brigand Got His Head Stuck Into The (Freeze-Dried Chicken) Treat Jar And Now He Looks Like A Demon And Omg I'm Dying
Another cat on cocaine?? Uh so many cats choosing the wrong decision.
That Spooked The Hell Out Of Me
Oh hai. In teh beginning Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
Sphynx Cat With No Eyes
But Kudos to Humans who are still taking care of him/her. This cannot be an easy task, people defintely can freak out looking at this cat, children can get scared and few idiot neighbours can be troublesome. Apart from that all, blind animals need extra supreme level or care and attention, i bow my head humbly to the people who do this day in and day out of their lives to help such animals.
Load More Replies...I love this lil guy, his name is Jasper, I think he's uniquely adorable. He's apparently very loving and loves having his eye sockets scritchy-scratched. x3
Here Is My Cat, Calcifer. I Keep Trying To Tell Him Not To Summon Demons In The Kitchen But You Know How Cats Can Be
You name him Calcifer and expect him NOT to have an affinity to fire???
Petrie Thought My Girlfriend's Hairbun Was Something That Would Eat Him, And This Is The Freeze Frame From The Video We Got
In reality he’s the sweetest, most cuddling little boy.
The reason he freaked is as randomly hilarious as this photo! I love having the context 😂 human you are being attacked omg run
Tiny Demon
Glad I'm not the only one who got gremlin vibes!!!
Load More Replies...I Caught A Yawn
This is every drunk person trying to talk to you and tell you their "funniest" joke. If you back away slowly enough, you might be able to fob them off on the person standing behind you so you can make your escape.
Snapped A Pic Of Our Husky (Lola) Just As She Sneezed. It's One Of The Most Terrifying Things I've Seen
Not Gonna Lie, If I Saw This Upon Entering The Bathroom At 3:00 AM, Pants Would Be Shat
You're so...twisted. I have every right to...tap you upside the head.
Load More Replies...I saw this while a member of the family was in a meeting and I had to shush, and I was eating cookies and milk. Nearly choked.
That heading made me laugh out loud and I needed that, so a big thank you to you.
leave it to Tuxedos ... they are all goofballs at heart Mouse-2017...4cbd7f.jpg
This Lil' Hairless Hamster
same thing we do every night, Pinky try to take over the World.
Load More Replies...So, if you remove the hair from a hamster they turn into a chinchilla?
When You Put Together A Furniture From IKEA Without Looking At The Instruction
This Dog With Its Mouth Open
There are movie companies out there that pay through the nose for CGI to get these images...
My Dog Has Turned In My Sleep Paralysis Demon
Me too! It doesn't happen often, but when it does it is truly terrifying.
Load More Replies...He May Be A Demon, But He’s My Demon
That's actually kinda beautiful. Love it, not just the cat, but the lighting is amazing. So cool!
Chimichanga's First Bath
THE NAME IS AMAZING I AM SO CALLING A CAT CHIMICHANGA WHEN I GET ONE OML I LOVE IT.♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Cat Inside A Dollhouse
As a small child, I fell asleep on the drive to my grandparent's. I had a hyper realistic dream about giant cats outside one of the farmhouses along the drive. As a grown adult, I know it was just a dream. But as a kid, you better believe I looked for those giant cats on every single trip back and forth to my grandparent's house.
I Accidentally Adopted A Terrifying Demon In A Catsuit
Can You Touch Your Nose With Your Tongue?
That is a long haired werewolf cat. This is true. Look it up. They look like they've been on bender.
Are Those Chicken Or Frog Legs?
Imagine him bouncing from left foot to right foot singing an Oompa Loompa song.
Caught My Lil Panther Mid Yawn
Looks like a kid that got that gift he has been begging for on Christmas.
Doggygorgon
This Cat Was At The Playground All Alone
Poor Kitty Fighting For Life After Neck Gets Snapped By Evil Assassin's
My cat does this regularly when she sits back towards you and you call her name
Mid Yawn Teefies Looking Devilish
Never Calm Before The Storm
Cat Gave Me A Scare This Morning
I would have fainted, if I saw one of my kitties look like this. Was this powder?
I Think My Dog Needs An Exorcist
Call An Exorcist
My Cat With His Eyes Open But Pupils Closed
If you’re shining a light in his eyes that’s so bright it makes his pupils into slits, you risk damaging his retinas. Please don’t hurt an animal just to get a good picture to post online. That’s cruel.
Is that something that the cat is already doing by itself or are you shining a light in his eyes? A light like that could damage his eyes.
Friend's Dog Looks Eerily Human
Now if he had his hands clasped behind his back, that would be something!
Malala Looks Cute And Kinda Creepy
"I'm thinking of all the ways I can murder you in your sleep"...
What Do You Mean We Are Not Going To The Park?
I Was Taking A Picture Of A Cat At Work And This Happened
Ah the old "closeup of the reflected back of the eyeballs" trick;p
Load More Replies...I Tried To Photograph A Sweet Moment Of My Dogs Cuddling, Instead I Captured The Spawn Of Satan
Macklin, The Levitating Dog
My Dog Thinks Licking The Window Will Get Our Attention To Let Him In... Boy Did It Work
Weirdly Tall Cats
At the Kit Kat club Ginger and spice do their trade mark dance together.
Enzo Playing Around, Looking A Little Crazy
He looks like someone who’s being tickled and is saying “Stop! Stop! You’re making me laugh so hard I’m going to pee my pants!”
going home to watch mortal combat but everyone giving spoilers
Caught My Husky Mid-Sneeze And It Is A Little Terrifying
Your other dog is no doubt frozen in terror. (Is that a puppy next to her? )
If you stare long enough, it looks like her eyes are open...
I Operate A Dayhome And Have An Incredibly Gentle Dog, When The Kids Are Eating I Put Him Behind A Gate Because He Is A Food Thief! This Is The Typical Face He Makes When I Lock Him Up
My Dog Sleeps With Her Eyes Wide Open
I had a cat like that. Weird to see the eyes rolling around (like they do when you’re sleeping with your eyes closed).
Blurry But Goofy Pup Eating His Foot
This is not cute. This is mange and it's itching so bad that he will bite and injure himself.
It's not mange! His name is Chupey, and he has a genetic disorder. He has a great Instagram page!
Load More Replies...This Wet Dog
Apparently Eating Peanut Butter Is The Last Step In Summoning The Devil. Who Knew
Wanted A Cute Picture. Got Demon
Me:"i just dont know dude i feel like my head is spinning..." Cat:
The head on the cat goes round and round, round and round, round and round...
Do We Accept Evil Cats Here?
Woke Up At 6am, Looked Over The Side Of The Bed And Found This
Meet Haunted, The Bat Cat
He Yawn
My Name Is Wilma, And I Like Frisbees
Long Boi And His Sidekick, Demon-Eye Boi
Demon Dog Or Mid Sneeze. She's A Big Ole Sweet Dane, Just Sneezing
Cursed Marshmallow Catch
Demon Dog
The Creature From My Besties Lagoon
its too late, they are in all our homes now, and there's nothing we can do about it.
Load More Replies...I love black cats, but, yes, occasionally I look at mine and wonder.... But I love 'em all anyway. Cats, dogs, whatever! MORE PETS LESS PEOPLE POSTS!
its too late, they are in all our homes now, and there's nothing we can do about it.
Load More Replies...I love black cats, but, yes, occasionally I look at mine and wonder.... But I love 'em all anyway. Cats, dogs, whatever! MORE PETS LESS PEOPLE POSTS!
