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Hi folks, my name is Steven Garza. I’m a professional standup comedian and joke teller. I’m always looking for new ways to communicate my jokes. Cartooning sort of evolved slowly for me. It was an idea I tinkered with over the years but never gave it any attention. Finally, after years of procrastination, I decided to give it a try. The only problem was I didn’t know how to draw. 7 years ago, I walked into Blick’s to purchase a drawing pad and pencils. When I sat at home and began to put pencil to paper, the realization sunk in that this cartoon thing wasn’t going to be an easy road. Eventually, after a few years of practicing out of “How To” books and countless pages of crumpled-up paper, I began posting them online. Surprisingly to me, I had some positive feedback.

Fret Buzzed is a comic strip with two personalities. On one hand, the four-panel strip follows a storyline of two middle-aged failed musicians desperately trying to hold on to their dream while balancing adult life. Fret Buzzed single-panel gags are a different story. I use these for any off-the-wall ideas I have that work better as non sequiturs. Although, sometimes the two overlap. You can see the characters from my four-panel strip make appearances in my single-panels. I like to look at it as Easter eggs for those familiar with my work. Readers who are familiar with the characters get to see them in absurd situations outside the story line.

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New Hunting Tactics

New Hunting Tactics

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WindySwede
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't always trust advertisement... 😅

cherry~
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's vegan all right, he's just going vegan tomorrow! Today he can go enjoy some food first.

Jaya
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Deer are friends, not food"

Auntie Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think the deer are falling for it, Boo-boo.

The Rouge Beast
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he's really a vegan, he'll tell them all about it.

Jennifer Mathison
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the joke was gonna be that the deer are more afraid of the bear now cause he don’t stop talking about being vegan xd

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Coming up with ideas for my cartoon happens in a few ways. If I’m lucky, something will randomly pop into my head. Although rare, it’s like a gift where the joke has already been packaged with a punchline and presented to me with a neat little bow on top. It’s as if a gag has been given to me fully formed without any effort on my part. For the majority of my cartoons I create my ideas by sketching and combining random subjects, situations, and characters. When I’ve come up with a subject and situation that I find interesting or unique, I pretend to have a conversation with the characters in my head. This doesn’t always lead to a joke but it often gives me a gauge whether the gag has anything funny to it. If not, it will often point me in a different direction with new possibilities.

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    #2

    I’m Batman

    I’m Batman

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    Evolution

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    Character design and development takes more time than any other step in my process but is also one of the most rewarding. I'm still growing as an illustrator, so designing each character and applying proper proportions can be time-consuming. It’s a lot of trial and error, along with experimenting in different poses. I’m always growing and each cartoon gets a little easier.

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    Ol’ Wally

    Ol’ Wally

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, you get to see a talkative gator AND a performing gator on this swamp tour

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Competing with the WB's frog on Swamps Got Talent.

    Joanne Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda stolen from Warner Bros but OK.

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    #5

    Rain

    Rain

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    Debora Mussie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's not afraid of rain he's afraid of the POLER BEAR

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He learned personal safety from the Wicked Witch of the West.

    Just-A-Black-Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he's not afraid of the giant polar bear that most likely escaped from a nearby zoo, he IS afraid of the rain. Duh.

    cherry~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, why is he so scared of the rain? Some people are just stupid. (On an unrelated note, I remember a rhyme about bears: If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, say goodnight.) So looks like this dude doesn't have a chance

    Sarah Walter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that c-rap genuinely work? It makes no sense that an apex predator would use such hugely different strategic approaches to hunting the same prey. Some stuff, yeah - the lack of ice sheets would cause a shift for those who are polar bears - things like that - but why does one bear lose interest in not starving to death because you lay on the floor? Weird. 😂🤣

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    I’m always finding new themes and genres that interest me. One month I may really find cavemen interesting, the next, alligators. Once I tap the well of jokes and drain it for everything funny I can think of, I move on to the next theme. Now that I’ve compiled quite a few gags I often revisit a theme and combine it with a new one. I use this as a way to generate more ideas.

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    Punching Bag Bite

    Punching Bag Bite

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    #7

    Truth Hurts

    Truth Hurts

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    Bobby Edler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I traded my guitar for a bag of weed in 1975. 😊

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    My biggest artistic influence is Matt Groening, creator of the comic strip Life in Hell and of course, the greatest cartoon series of all time, The Simpsons. Since I was a kid, I’ve wanted to be a part of The Simpsons show in some way. Not knowing how to do that, I figured I’d make my own cartoon. I read that Mr. Groening got his start by placing his cartoons in the LA weekly. I figured I’d try the same. Even though newspapers aren’t what they once were for cartoons I began submitting Fret Buzzed. I still find myself ecstatic every time I see my cartoon printed in a newspaper.

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    #8

    Migration

    Migration

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    Phyzzi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he only has that much left on top, I am guessing most of it migrated a lot further down than his ears.

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    Wrong Part Of Town

    Wrong Part Of Town

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    Truice Zer0
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gonna tell me he didn't turn that can into a flame thrower when he was trying to tag the wall?

    Malaama John Wachi (MJ Wachi)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the others but why is the bear there? Nothing about him is anti fire?

    TriCutNinja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Smokey the Bear, a fairly popular fire safety mascot in the US

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    Benjamin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokey's boutta throw hands

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    My creative process is relatively simple. I tend to work digitally because it helps speed up the process for me. I use the app Procreate with my iPad Pro for all sketching, inking, coloring, and lettering. Once I have come up with an idea I roughly sketch out the scene and blocking for the characters. I take time in deciding which angle works best for the gag. Once I have everything sketched and visualized, I ink the outlines. Next I color the image and lastly add the lettering and speech bubble.

    #10

    Gnarly

    Gnarly

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    #11

    Innovative Idea

    Innovative Idea

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    Auntie Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya'll know there are Croc bags now? Seem to be a big hit with nurses. Easy to clean .

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welly get over here I have an idea!"

    Kai Einar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh yeah, it's all coming together"

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, "He's Standing In It" - so, "Poo-Shoes"?

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    #12

    Dishes

    Dishes

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    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me to politely decline dinner invitations to his place.

    Truice Zer0
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high school I went to a boyfriend's for dinner and saw his dad itch his back from inside the shirt with the carving fork...I asked my boyfriend to take me home and that I did not wish to stay and eat. He asked why and so I told him. He said I was being a baby and any germs would get killed in the heat... So I left myself and walked all the way home 🤢

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mullet matches the action.

    Marvel morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would hurt with the forks in their.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they say a bath is human soup )

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    #13

    Flight Of The Bumblebee

    Flight Of The Bumblebee

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    Why?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the hive preferred the songs of Sting.

    THE COOL ZACH
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about playing B from geometry dash?

    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that Dance of the mirlyton?

    #14

    This Guy

    This Guy

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just use COLD water? 😏

    Truice Zer0
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's already cold... Perhaps add some pepper extract to the mix 😅😬

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    #17

    Freezy

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real reason polar ice is melting. All those dopes needed were good coats.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - he battles *AGAINST* Fire Safety? Must be trying to stay warm...

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit ridiculous but there are trees in the background so now a days maybe necessary

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    Talkative Gator

    Talkative Gator

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    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why they make shoes out of alligators, and not crocodiles.

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they use BOTH. Google: "Crocodile hide uses"

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    cherry~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else try to read the really small font at the end? "It all started on a Thursday. No wait, it was a Tuesday. I remember it clearly because Tuesdays are my cheat day" and I can't see the rest.

    David Roughton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, I can't read the bottom line.

    TheOddPotater (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…We had to say ‘dickety,’ because they took away the word ‘twenty.’ ” Edit: quotation marks

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    Gatoraid

    Gatoraid

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    Why?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't sweat it! It's only a flesh wound.

    Temmie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're comment gives me the vibes of "tis but a scratch"

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    #20

    The Smokeys

    The Smokeys

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    Divyansh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he have...bo*bs and...his wife does not???

    Maura Faith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah..with that carpet, can't have that.

    Daria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a bear be opposed to fire?..

    Anonymous Anomaly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an old American campaign about fire safety. Smokey the bear, "Only YOU can prevent forest fires".

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    wayne whitson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs. "The-Bear" is "Naked & Pregnant"??

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