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Life's a (beautiful) struggle. And since we face hardships every day, the question is not how to avoid it — we can't — but rather how to cope with it. One thing that might help is reminding ourselves that we're in this together. Nobody is exempt from problems. Big and small.

To do just that, let's take a look at the Twitter account 'Struggle Tweets.' Its content is a bit hard to define and often prompts the question "WTF?" but if I were to describe it in a few words, I'd go for "funny", "cringy", and "weird."

From a poor man's meal to a surprising relationship turn, here's a collection of posts you didn't know you needed.

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#1

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Jo Choto
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like it's common sense when you are out in public to leave one ear free so you can be aware of your surroundings.

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of a joke: I saw my crush was waving towards me and i lifted my hand to wave but she was waving someone else so i pretended i was calling for a taxi! Taxi stopped i took it and told him the first place that came to my mind! He brought me to the airport so now I'm texting you from Switzerland where I'm starting a new life

Cecily Holland
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just the fact he thought someone was shooting up the place. How to tell us you live in the USA without telling us

GoddessOdd
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My personal conviction is it always makes sense to run first and ask questions later =o)

Linda Mermaid
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can laugh at yourself, you’ll never cease to be amused.

Ghost Host
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have done something like this on multiple occasions...lmao

Sheena Leversedge Wood
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, you already sound stupid when you refer to the brand instead of just saying headphones, so knock yourself out.

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    #2

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you blame it on your dog?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's another good reason to have a dog just in case

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    redties_and_blackparades
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Uh sorry guys my dad went in the room and uh-“

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to scold your invisible dog... or cat, or ... well you'll think of something.

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone farts multiple times a day, they also burp.

    Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the reason why I only use push-to-talk headsets.

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    Refusing to be taken down and laughing about it on Twitter is actually not the worst way to cope with life. Far from it. According to the American Psychological Association (APA), people react differently to uncertainty and those with a higher intolerance for it may be less resilient and more prone to low mood, negative or down feelings, and anxiety.

    The organization also provides these simple steps that can help you feel in control:

    First of all, be kind to yourself. Some people are better at dealing with uncertainties than others, so don’t beat yourself up if your tolerance for unpredictability is lower than your friend's. Remind yourself that it might take time for the stressful situation to resolve, and try to remain patient with yourself in the meantime.

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    #3

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    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum simply KNOWS

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew my hubby loved me when he ate all of my horrible tuna noodle casserole when we were dating. He did the cooking after that. Simplest dish in the world and I really did try.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaand he never cooked a meal again!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy he must have been really hurt though

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's the thought that counts.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he has a good mother in law.

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    You read the message intended for her..?

    Yvonne Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It popped up on her screen when they were both watching 🤦‍♀️

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    Veronica Sjöberg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to love everything about your partner. And she went to vent her mom, not him. It was just one of those moments...

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    #4

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    Ciara Ann Stone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY!!! We have soooo much more class than them^^^^^ I mean WE marry our cousins, Alabama has STANDARDS!!! *Hhmmmph*

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, cacti are prickly, HOLY FRICK THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a good one too: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear heavens and the brother agreed to it? That's not good whichever way you slice it

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    send a pic to everyone at school saying she's making out with her brother

    Lp Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please report to the Petty Wagon! 🤣🤣

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    Ian Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She convinced her brother to fake a kiss to hurt him

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your other half doesn't know that you know their sibling, that really isn't a close relationship

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

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    #5

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's short for "Lolita Complex" in Japanese

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooo ... That makes those silly tattoos that just say 'broccoli' or something positively funny.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that’s why you don’t buy something unless you know what is says 👍🏻

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But honestly who sells a t shirt that has this written on it?

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    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The katakana reads "lolicon" (yes, I know the first two kana are usually romanized "rori," but as Japanese doesn't have a separate R and L, it's also used for L sounds), which is short for "Lolita Complex." It doesn't take a lit major to understand the meaning of that.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    31 year old anime neckbeards explaining how she is actually a 4000 year old sun goddess and not a 7 year old child and why having a body pillow of her is perfectly ethical:

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would that even be printed on a shirt?

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says Lolicon, it's a big thing in Japan. Short for Lolita complex. Not normally actual children, more young adults who wear frilly dresses and act childish

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    i put the pan in panic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like this is exactly why you should check what things like this mean if you don't know the language. not just on shirts, but on anything. especially tattoos, there are so many fails out there

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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    You can also reflect on past successes. Chances are you've overcome stressful events in the past, so give yourself credit for it. Reflect on what you did during that event that was helpful and what you might like to do differently this time.

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    Also, work on developing new skills. When life is relatively calm, it can be a good idea to try things outside your comfort zone. From standing up to a difficult boss to picking up a hobby, taking risks helps you develop confidence that comes in handy when life veers off course.

    #6

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    Superninjatiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a little odd to eat pasta for breakfast but cool!

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But make the coffee first, then use leftover water to boil the pasta.

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use leftover pasta or potato water as a thickener (it's vegan!) or water your plants with it

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing starchy water is good for is making chowder. Seriously, the traditional fantastic Maine chowder recipe doesn't use a roux, you just put the main ingredient into with the potatoes and the water they were boiled in, and add cream. Best chowder I ever had in my life!

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    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you really screwed up your coffee maker. That will be a bitch to clean, if you can.

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I right in assuming that the pasta water was SALTED???

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently found out with horror that there are people in this world that don't put salt in water when boiling pasta (and I'm not talking about people with health issues)

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    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “no ❤️“ 😂😂😂😂

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, boil the pasta in left over coffee - probably tastes better than what you did.

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    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shows how stupid following can be.

    Tom Bolton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hive mind giveth, the hive mind taketh away. (And neither time is it sure why it did so)

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well, if you go Instagram on Twitter you will get punished instantly

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    ғɪɴɴ ᴅ. ʜᴀʀᴍᴀɴɴ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ur name suits the comment XD - "p a i n.. u make me a u make me a BELIEVER..BELIEVER.. lol

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like in the credits from that unknown movie... There are "hot Korean girls" and one "Korean girl"

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that ones cuz the "Korean Girl" was a kid, the "hot" ones were teenagers/adults im not sure so that makes sense.

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    Tom Bolton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bah, "cute" is overrated. "Cute" is synonymous with "manchild" once you hit a certain age anyway.

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    Limit exposure to the news if you think it's affecting you. When we’re stressed about something, it can be tough to look away, but compulsively checking the news only keeps you wound up. Try to limit your check-ins and avoid the news during vulnerable times of day, such as right before going to bed.

    Let go of things that are out of your control. When uncertainty strikes, many people immediately imagine worst-case scenarios. Try to get rid of the habit of ruminating on negative events.

    Furthermore, ask yourself: if a friend came to me with this worry, what would I tell her? Imagining your situation from the outside can often provide perspective and fresh ideas. Trust your gut!

    #9

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    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cruelty is always hard to forget.

    Sarah Dumphy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a party invitation in my desk one day in elementary. I had barely even got it open then the girl whom it was from pulled it out of my hands saying it was a joke and laughing at me. I remember thinking when I saw it "I don't want to deal with this"

    Ryyde Cade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First year of high school and this girl invites the whole class to her party except me and I think one other, and her making sure I knew I wasn't invited.

    Arunika R.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god the people at my school had the decency to keep it a secret that I’m not invited. If someone does this in highschool, that’s just plain bullying

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    Lilly Rose Poppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this before. It was my guy best friend asking me for relationship advice for him and my girl best friend. I'm dead.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister didn't know a fellow had a crush on her because he wanted to be able to provide for them before he proposed. When she married someone else, he stayed friends; when the marriage faltered, he was her BFF, supporting her thru the divorce. They've been happily married ever since.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My crush once asked me if I was busy Friday night. I told him I was free as a bird. He asked me to baby sit his kid. 😢😢😢😢

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this means you’re a good person and they’re both lucky to have you

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like they say "It's painful to be sitting next to the one who means the world to you knowing you mean nothing to them."

    Luna Lovegood (she/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my friend who I have a crush on is always talking about her boyfriend.

    Micah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Friend Zone is a truly sad place.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know I'm the one that you can talk to - sometimes you tell me things that I don't wanna know. I just wanna hold you. You say exactly how you feel about her - I wonder, could you ever think of me that way? Oh, I've got a crush on you, I hope you feel the way that I do. I get a rush when I'm with you, ooh I've got a crush on you..."

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the deep end of the friend zone

    MadLeon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The end zone of the friend zone

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    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My crush and I, you are never first in a sentence when including someone else. Also, I is the proper pronoun as the subject of a sentence. Why do so many people misuse the language?

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    Stacy Beare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God...that's hilarious!!

    Bisexual_idiot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was way funnier that it should have been😂

    Red
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times guys said to me "I've always wanted to kiss someone with a pierced tongue" and I answered with something like "it's cool" or "it's fun" is unimaginable. I roll my eyes at my romantic ineptitude.

    Moxxie️‍️️‍ The Queer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's funny but i'm very surprised they didn't censor the n word

    Maddy_BobaTea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im in class rn trying to hold back a laugh

    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no buddyyyyyy. Hope you kissed her when you woke up 😂

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    Engage in self-care. Don't allow stress to derail your healthy routines. Make conscious efforts to eat well, exercise, and get enough sleep. Many folks find stress release in practices such as yoga and meditation.

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    Seek support from those you trust. People tend to isolate themselves when they’re stressed or worried but social support is important, so reach out to family and friends.

    #12

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    Sonja_kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you go into a relationship with the mind set of forcing the other person into said relationship.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the girl who gave her BF an engagement ring to give her ...

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    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not saying he deserved it but....

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no point at which a girl doesn't have the right to not date someone. I wish dads would explain to their sons that it is also about how she feels.

    Natasha V
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I wouldn’t have a problem to say no, I don’t like guilt tripping 🤷‍♀️

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a childish idiot ...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that we always have to say yes when it's someone's birthday

    MadLeon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda on him. Very risky move, Bro. But ballsy too.

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    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We moved into an apartment where it turned out the former tenants took every single lightbulb out of the fixtures. I called the electric company, livid, because I had transferred everything to our name and new address and we had no lights. They couldn't figure out what was wrong.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We rented an office to an opthalmologist one time, and when he moved out, he tried to take the toilet, because his lease said he could keep his "professional fixtures."

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that bih must have had 10 shower options

    Eagle Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh love to hear his side of the story...

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL my last roommate had a temper, left on bad terms. She took all the bath towels, forks, Tupperware and pillowcases. 😂 just enough to be incredibly inconvenient multiple times a day.

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    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a spoiler, because it happens in the very first minutes of the movie, but still, if you don't wanna know anything about the movie you should stop right away. Heck, you should have stopped at the "This is not a spoiler" part.... You've been warned! Alright, you do know that the dog isn't really dead and it's alive and well right? You know how movies work, right? :)

    Derek Clark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals in movies and shows that are shown a lot right from the beginning is always a red flag. I mostly try to read up on spoilers so I'm always prepared. And I avoid movies with animals in it as much as I can though the Witcher s2 did me dirty.

    Michele Wintzloff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left me so traumatised I have held off watching the sequels in case he gets another dog

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok, it gets better 😆

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Does it die or something?

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it might be the only movie in which something like that may happen.

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    Tom Bolton
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    4 years ago

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    As mentioned before, focus on the things that are within your control. Even if it's something as simple as meal planning or laying out your clothes the night before a stressful day. Establish routines to give your days and weeks some comforting structure.

    However, if you continue to have trouble managing stress and coping with uncertainty, ask for professional help. Psychologists are experts in teaching people how to develop healthy ways of tackling stress.

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    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took us months and 3 sober men to replace a mega stoner in a busy Italian restaurant, he did pizzas and was always high, smoked in the car on breaks etc. I still laugh that it took so many staff and eventually 3 men who didn’t smoke weed to fulfill his one roll 😝 never underestimate the stoner

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    Davja
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that they work at Taco Bell.

    Qibli of the SandWings
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If BREAD in FRENCH is PAIN, then he owns a FVCKING BAKERY

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a good idea if you're high.

    R Carson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes the fun right out of it.

    Christine Brand
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once when my day off in lieu was a Tuesday instead of a Friday... Didn't realise til 10 o'clock tea break so stayed.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that too- turned up, realised the day, felt stupid and spent an hr or two acting like I had work to do :)

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    The Starsong Princess
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s clocked in so in most places there’s a minimum length of shift for him to work - you can schedule someone for just an hour . They are giving him the benefit of the doubt that he thought he was working. Easier than cancelling him out once he’s clocked in.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good that's what you get for being a pothead

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because she wants to date an adult who can take care of him or herself.

    Charlie Taube
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the double standard of men can’t cook…unless it’s on a grill, I am sure if a man can grill he can use a oven or stove.

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    Tom Bolton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook well, or cook period? I'm always baffled by people who think that cooking is some kind of mystical endeavor that requires great training and lore.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yall finna starve unless you got money to spend

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s in their profile picture?

    Chris Mbuff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "that cooks for us" not Cook ffs

    Linda Roy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Cap wasn't thinking about food...maybe he just misses Natasha (spoiler)

    James016
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    4 years ago

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    The struggle is real

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the looks of it, it is case-sensitive as well. So all caps would also be wrong. Just fire the developer that wrote it!

    Pheebs
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    4 years ago

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    Don’t blame the developer, blame the teacher who set up the test and possible answers.

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    Hemlock Tea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually the instructor regrades for stuff like this since they can't account for all the possible ways the answer might be written.

    Jesus Ortiz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember using that similar program for Chemistry back in college. My teacher said he would review every answer, so we could have some mercy.

    PADNA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a person from IT, it's the internal battle between people with limited phantasy and free text entry fields.

    Lexi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arghhh thats very irritating 😡

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still 62 people who'll show up!

    Maddy_BobaTea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn.....its ok ill watch it man 😤

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    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Tasty!! (Does anyone watch The Goldbergs??)

    Ghougle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's got the biggest, BALLS of them ALL.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl, if this happened to me in an online game, I'd be "trolling" back by singing that particular song on repeat. xD

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like dumping some twit in the water in those other world games and leaving them stuck

    Linda Mermaid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big balls? Are they trying to tell you something?

    Jonathan Comly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they thought that you were 'annoying'... as in "Annoying Orange"? *shrugs*

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make some orange juice man...ahh s**t! Here we go

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations, you are now Karl Pilkington.

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    AlphaTheBeliever
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what no wait why no how what

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking the real questions. Not one at a time but all at once, but hey, asking the real questions.

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    Ivana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got them a few weeks ago and only got the wings, no sauce, even though the sauce is in their name.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of idiot cant feel the difference of actual food and sauce cup

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? They mistook you for vegans or something?

    Charlie Taube
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn the picture on the right with fire

    Hemlock Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess... you ordered on the app and added a bunch of sauces and not the actual wings.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I think that to be able to afford health care in the United States, you have to be really rich.

    Alex Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Uncle was in debt 175k from having cancer. That was with insurance. When he got it again he didnt say anything until it was so bad there was no saving him. He could not afford another round of cancer treatment. US Health Care is horrible.

    Sarah Sparkles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do have to be rich. People lose their lives due to not being able to pay. It's a nightmare

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cheaper to fly to another country, use their free healthcare, and fly back mate.

    Burs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or pay there private but less expensive hospitals. In spain for example the private is super cheap compared to USA

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    Maddy_BobaTea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...im in canada....FREE HEALTH CARE BABY

    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not really we have a shitload of taxes but we won't lose our houses if we get a broken arm

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    j miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell people you're American w/o telling them.

    Tara Kennedy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just got out of the hospital today after breaking my ankle in three places six days ago. I waited 4 days in the hospital for surgery to put in a plate and screws. I had to pay almost $200 for the air cast and the crutches I had to take home. Everything else was free. So lucky to live in Canada.

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These things in the US need to get evened out. When I was working I paid about $220/month for medical insurance for two people with a $6000 deductible. I retired early and now pay $3.13/month for medical insurance for two people, with a $1500 deductible. Eventually I'll go on Medicare, which'll be around $450/month per person with a supplemental plan, but then no deductible. Supplemental plans may not be affordable for some seniors, so then the bills can pile up. If your workplace offers group coverage at a decent rate or you decide to stop working early and have planned your finances carefully, you can get a pretty good deal on insurance. If not, you can really get screwed. Obamacare was a step in the right direction, but making the premium income-dependent isn't fair to the middle class.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medicare is currently c $148/mo. You can get an Advantage plan that covers Parts B& D for nothing. Making Obamacare income-dependent isn't fair to those with no income, as they are ineligible.

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    Alex Kenyon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't imagine the absolute horror of facing these medical bills. We are so fortunate here in the UK.

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    Incitatus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't it 21P instead of putting a zero for the word "one?"

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    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people tell unpopular kids this 😆 I was also a loser and my popular bullies are very successful as adults. I am not, but I am super happy in life and what I do.

    EmCWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TikTok doesn't really mean anything. Success applies to much more than online stuff - like finances, your job, your family etc etc. There's lots of opportunity for you to be successful in your own way! ||-//

    Dodo
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    4 years ago

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    If he has 255k on TikTok and he's hot, I'm betting his finances are good.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make a tiktok with pictures of him from your school yearbook in which you explain he was a bully? Just a suggestion. OR move on with your life. Up to you.

    Susan Mesick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So-you have a great job and he has followers on Tiktok? Sounds like you won to me

    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know if that’s success…. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    Chris Mbuff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a shortage of commas?

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    4 years ago

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    Spikey boi
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    4 years ago

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    To be fair ticktok dosen't monetize so at least he isn't besting you financially.

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    Thomson StClair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much against the law. Student loans are for the student, and non-transferable. i work for a university. It states this explicitly in the FAFSA instructions.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can someone translate the toxic masculinity language for me? What does "simp" mean?

    Jasper Eagleton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my then-FWB a motorcycle. Fortunately, we're still together 10 years later.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the dumbest thing ever. No one taught this poor kid the value of a dollar.

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    Guillaume Derode
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is wrong with people. If I want to do a haistyle, I'll do the hairstyle, regardless of anyone feeling offended by it. Are we really going to bar people from doing things because of the color of their skin? Even if that color is white? The world's gone mad.

    Lady Cadaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have to be "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION", why can it not be "CULTURAL APPRECIATION"?

    .V.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People from all over the world have done their hair like this for centuries. European, African, Asian, Princess Leia...

    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those buns are pretty common in Asian styles as well. I'm sorry but this is one that I will personally push back on. Do some freaking research.

    Chich
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people need to pull thier heads out of their asses. Getting offended is not a life style. If it is, you are a sad little potato.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine policing the hair on someone else’s head and telling them what to do with their own body.

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, I've seen a lot of white people who look so cute in space buns. Never could pull it off myself though. Didn't know it was a racial thing

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I had a show and had my hair done in three French braids (because it was so short that a single or double braid wouldn't have worked). Well, guess what, apparently I was now appropriating corn row hair styles. I rolled my eyes so hard they almost popped out of my head.

    Sarah Sparkles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some whit people have afro like curls. My white friend in high school had red hair just like that. If she took it down she had a huge fro. Not everyone has one type of hair per their race.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really can't stand the whole ownership of hairstyles thing. There are a lot of very serious aspects of racism and historical colonialism that are affecting people the world over. Focusing on hairstyles is just stupid.

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eaat it. I luv pizza sauce as much as i like my sleep. Alot

    Beck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 24 year old had this problem, but opposite. She did not get sauce. Apparantly you have to say you do want it.

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm prepared for all the down votes. I get cheesless pizza, BUT I get actual toppings too. This is just a sad looking pizza :(

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a pizza for the first time in years and I got it out and... I FORGOT THE CHEESE!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've heard of New York style, Chicago style, Detroit style, Ohio Valley style... here we have Radiator Springs style. It's... all Mater

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you order pizza napoli? Cause that is what it...well it's not because it looks gross, but basically it is flat bread with tomatoe sauce. Just appetizing and not like this.

    Gretchen Esquilin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a pizza shop in PA that puts the sauce on top of the cheese. I'm not a fan of it, but a lot of my friends growing up still go there for that pizza.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's weird. I have been buying frozen lasagnas recently, cos then I can get them gluten free, and they don't have white sauce or cheese on the top layer! I really don't understand, although maybe they don't want to make the sauce because it's not as good with GF flour, but no cheese?

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    Wyndmere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently no one thinks she does; not even her.

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    BSteel13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you are posting "titty pics"?

    Everything_Fubar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, can't be expecting a dignified response to undignified pictures

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    Signe Manat Hansen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What reaction were you going for exactly?

    Tom Bolton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm, dignified applause I suppose. 😂

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m imagining one of those old Model T horns honking to this

    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you send those kinds of pictures to anyone?

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The younger generation wants to end sexism, but there's this s**t going on?

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eyeroll not everyone is on the same crusade bandwagon. Just academics and unemployed virtue signallers.

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    FABULOUS1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a text the other day from a girl asking the person if they remembered her and that she was back in town and would like to meet. I replied that she had the wrong number and she sent me pictures of herself and some inappropriate. I am not sure what her reasoning was to send nude pics to a stranger.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an invoice coming after the "date".

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    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought his reply was :"Never talking to a guy from Twitter again" and then I scrolled...

    Stacy Beare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a brilliant response I reckon...funny as!

    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is a perfectly reasonable to response to 'titty pics'

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also an appropriate response to rear admiral.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. But unfortunately, this person can basically censor anything, and their victims can do nothing against it.

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    Anthony Martinez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are just some people who deserve 2be punched in the f*****g mouth🤷

    Hotdogking
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good, good, that makes me happy

    JD Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to tell him the Emperor is naked.

    Lisa Lisa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shapiro is so gross. He does not even TRY to be human.

    j miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth has to be a violation of Twitter rules...the lies will set you free!

    King Kashue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's such a sad commentary that he's considered one of the "great thinkers" of the Right. That says so little of the current state of affairs. No Thomas Sowell, no Milton Friedman, no George Will - nope, Ben Shapiro. Jfc.

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    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the fries????? What is the end of this story?

    Museo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Afterwards, the entire apartment was flooded because he tried to flush the fries with the hot grease down the toilet and the flush trigger broke.

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    Luna Noire
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are "frying" it in water not oil that's why they aren't turning color.

    Candia Lee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oil bubbles around the food,. Water bubbles around the pot edge. I'm guessing they started with cold oil and frozen fries.

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    Huddo's sister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ruined one of those because I forgot that oil is hotter than water when it boils, and I was making churros for the first time!

    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they die in the end? I feel like they died.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you steaming them in a wok?!!?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you boil them in water, or fry them in oil?

    Melanie Burlock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know why bit I’m literally LOLing like an idiot right now at this one.

    Salty Wild Hair
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't golden because they are not sprayed down in sugar.

    Ruby C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His pfp looks like the happiest think on the planet

    mamafrog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how the commenters on this one think it works, but you don't thaw fries before cooking them, if they are frozen. It says not to thaw them on the package. Have you never worked in fast food? They take them straight out of the freezer and dump them in the hot oil. I usually just put them in the oil and let both of them heat up, they aren't greasy and it works just fine. Don't use a plastic utensil, though.

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    Maddy_BobaTea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah being a 9 yearold ipad kid with among us merch in cringe

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    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate that I have no idea what the hell is going on here.

    Chris Mbuff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this mean. Is there a translation?

    AR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn’t because he said “One Puuunch” that made the kid call him cringe…

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the struggle of weebs TvT

    KT
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    4 years ago

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    yeah better off to mind your own business if not your fam

    Rijkærd
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    How do you all randomly just know a kids age? Thats some cringeworthy s**t

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    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? They are humans as well. Nobody wants to know about their parents' sex life, but if it didn't exist (as some wish), they themselves wouldn't exist. Guess that's why Genies always tell you to be careful what you wish for...

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serves you right for poking your nose in we’re your not supposed to be

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why this daughter /Sohn, is reveling to every one that her /his parents or whoever is swinger.? What happened to privacy.?

    kate h
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahaha best one hands down!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so what? unless they asked you to participated it's ok for them to do as they want if they're happy with that

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great news, means she isn't cheating.

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    Dynein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German you can hear it... a double consonant means the vowel before it is pronounced slightly differently.

    Russell Ellwardt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Polish the two n are even pronounced separately. Unfortunately English is a language without any rules concerning spelling and pronunciation. But that does not help our Johny here. However, "Johnny" with two n is so common that the nurse's mistake is hard to understand. Perhaps she was of Polish or German origin?

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    Dodo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be Jony then? Unless the nurse heard a 'h'.

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    dia patil
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should see what they look like lol

    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... sorry, had to... don't mean it.

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    S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imgur is a hell site, honestly. I prefer Postimage

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    Gogubaci
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    commas or not, still too much information

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not irony. The bottom comes first, as was the case with her streaming.

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    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides the commas part, that's still T.M.I!

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w*

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the height of the person I'm hugging.

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm short, so in my case it's a hug around the waist.

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    Kittypanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the person and my mood XD

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on who I’m hugging. I have a specific friend I always hug like number 3, my SO is shorter than me so it’s number 2, and one of my friends who’s taller than me gets a variation of a number 1 hug

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #2 looks more like a choke hold.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different hugs for different situations

    Scarlett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under the arms and crossed the back, generally. I’m lucky that my friends hug me, because if they didn’t, I’d be in the same position as OP

    Ghost Host
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three usually, NEVER one.

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    S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't get it, help??

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    Lillukka79
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't US have the same rule as any other country that you can always return home? It's not like there weren't any flights.

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised he isn't wearing white.

    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love shirts with weird patterns on them ... or just cool patterns. Flowers, Leopard, impossible geometry, ... all that ... fish with a backgroud of skyscapers, mulitple-coloured sharks, ... and I'm straight.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that maybe because they specifically *don't* want to stand out?

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight men are not afraid of colours

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    tail_bite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you play luege that game is a ddrug

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago

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    I’d honestly be way more concerned about the video games and sleeping than if they just did party drugs or smoked weed or something.

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Sweet home Alabama?

    Lady Snowfall
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, 2 of her own brothers are subscribed and they don't know it's her? OR 2 of her own brothers are subscribed and they don't know the other has a subscription? OR she used 2 of her own brothers' credit cards or info to subscribe to her OF and they don't know about it? OR 2 guys that are brothers--but unrelated to her--are subscribed and they don't know they subscribe to the same OF?

    Annie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR two random guys that are unrelated to her and each other that have a brother are subscribed to her OF?

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe they do?

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your brothers are paying you to flash your bits,. Just think as it was up to you to accept them as members so who actually is the weird one.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suppose you get paid and give some cash to your incestous brother who then renews subscription to your only fans, what do we call that financial transaction? Home Account? The Alabama Equity transaction?

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to invest in a lifted Ford?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i just chocked on my glass of water

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just fantasy and role play, it does not mean he actually considers it tiny.

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    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    under that pile of garbage is a lost kid

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was insecure about the messiness of my room. It's immaculate compared to this XD.

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like depression to me

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm less messy then this, wow

    Wendy Melissa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry to do this but it is THAN this. PS I am glad you are less messy. That's a disaster.

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carrying the box sideways. They need to find a new job.

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    Ghost Host
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst part would be if the pizza had bites taken out of it...

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if pizzas were delivered like newspapers…?

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is how possessive stalkers are made.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that may be healthy for him. Practice and getting comfortable with women. Some people don't have good social skills so could be a good thing to help develop those.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell goes to the gym in a bikini?

    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    California, might be her home gym

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that the flight, will not be the only thing you gonna pay for her. And the fact that the is not showing her face tells a lot about the life long friendship.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siri , can you play Kanye ft Jamie Foxx : Goldigger.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    Whores taking advantage of vulnerable needy simps... that's depressing.

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their reunions are...complicated.

    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed to live in Kentucky, Tennessee, and Georgia without finding a family member attractive. Or perhaps I just don't have an attractive family. Either way, never had this problem even when my family were the only ones in a 50 mile radius.

    Agent Duck
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O_o .....Sweet home Alabama

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    dia patil
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude looks like someone out of a kidzbop commercial.

    Ghost Host
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Hate. KidzBop. Lemme paint you a picture: I have a seven-year-old brother.

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    Mike Beck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eboy: Emo-boy and/or electronic(online, see: email)-boy.

    katrina hunt
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Didn’t care enough to google it but glad it was here 😊

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. he took a whole days... how sad he must be...

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a joke, please don’t reply describing what an eboy is

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand what "eboy shít" is supposed to mean.

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to clean my glasses, I think I read this wrong.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glasses apparently don't help you see. Your eye issues are all in your head.

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    RedstonewolfX
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he explains why to take your glasses off, and you listen, you will gain a new perspective: blurry

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure glasses do work since as soon as I take them off I can't see 2 feet in front of me

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your to thick to be an idiot

    BusLady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll just ditch my new glasses that I just paid hundreds of dollars for.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling attractive women “the bad hoes” is more embarrassing than that nasty food.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how John Belushi would have handled that.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a guy from another country once, not going to say where because I'm not actually trying to make anyone look bad here. He used to bring tupperware boxes of food to eat at the cinema. The food from his country has a strong smell (I mean, it smells great, but that's not what you want at the cinema). So that was super fun for me lol.

    Random Anon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this is hilarious lol...

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jul 2020??? this person was just asking for a deathwish at that point.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue the music! *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_U377vst5o*

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been better if they tagged the local PD.

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when she tries to p**n it after they break up, they'll run the diamond, find it's stolen, and she'll not only lose the ring but might even get brought up on accepting stolen property charges...SMRT

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Yes, but he is black, so it's fine. /s

    Walking On Sunshine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you to take your racist ass out of here. Enough is enough.

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    Blobban
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy on the bottom is right

    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. 'Talk properly' would be right, or 'normally' if you must, at a stretch. More technically, 'type', not 'talk'.

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    S.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typing quirks? You can actually control that effortlessly generally speaking. As someone who has speech issues and has been made fun of for that, this person is fighting a make-believe battle.

    K Sarfo
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    4 years ago

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    Heard of dyslexia? I have that. If i spend every second trying to type check i wont be able to Wright anything. And auto correct is useless. Dont read it If its hard on your brain, just dont expect people to shut up to ease your experience of life.

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    Dodo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I type like I talk. But I'm also a writer and I enjoy being able to convey confusion and other emotions with words. How else are you gonna do that?

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    Zozo🤟
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I don’t get it??? Help??

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to know...but it's a hole. In the bread. He is male...he has something he can put in the hole in the bread...

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    redties_and_blackparades
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Ok uhhhh but i love that pfp

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    Jigsaw's Puzzle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is in no way a Mississippi thing

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    Celesta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So BP cropped this badly. OP used a big chefs knife to TRY opening the can, apparently they didn't have a can opener, cut a hole in the center rather literally any where else to get decent leverage, and couldn't open it more. So the stuck a tiny straw to get the sauce because they can't get anything out. Basically this is fake anyway.

    Psycho Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the explanation! I was annoyed that this isn't clickable and so badly cropped. >.<

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is she put a straw to eat beans?

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly am I looking at, can someone explain?

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    Hotdogking
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this doesn't make sense, the food looks grand

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is Bored Panda's fault. If you follow the source link there's a big chunk of pepper that still has the little sticker on it.

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